First clip of the day. First clip of the day. First clip of the day. It is a sperm head emote of me saying son. Mods are we that is. Simon thank you for the prime sub.
Yo Simon appreciate you. Love you. You are my boy bro. Revvis thank you for the tier one. Revvis love you man. Appreciate you. Dog. Ladies and gentlemen first clip of the day. Let's get this going
First clip of the day without further ado Spawn peak or a jump out with that. I Love this thorn placement. I love that form Set in a razor shell I gotta go to Ireland chat every time I go on geoguessr Ireland looks nice I'm gonna be in England. That's kind of close to Ireland What are you doing I'm confused what are you doing bro?
This is bronze, I'm sorry. I already have to pause. Capitao, you're solo rushing site with the defuser. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
You've been compromised.
So you're getting pinged by a lion but you're standing still. Yeah, this is copper. I was gonna say bronze. Brother. Also, he's using the spores cosmetic on his gun, which is like one of the first cosmetics in the game you get it's like a common This is cop I guarantee you but honestly you're not bad for a copper your aim is pretty good
Best copper ever. I mean this guy's name is good Ever Yeah, no, no, why are we aiming at ankle level I don't understand I don't understand Why are we aiming at ankle level brother?
Whoa for last upstanding Okay Aiming at ankle level, brother! Woah! Okay.
Not a bad shot!
Two-prong question here. I think you're in copper. Two-prong statement. I think you're in copper, BUT I think you're the best copper of all time.
I'm not kidding.
Guys. It's about pointing out the problem and no, no, it's epidemic. It's about putting out the epidemic of AI generated images. That's what it is, bro. It's AI. I never kissed that guy in my life, bro.
The dude on the-
Is this AI?
Oh my god.
You're playing Battleground on controller. Wait, this is console Battleground. Does console Battleground even have kittens, though?
Got it.
Okay, for a controller, that's a disgusting disgusting aim I'm not even gonna hold you how are you controller oh my god what 8.7 out of 10 8.7 out of 10 well I he broke 8.7 out of 10 8.7 out of 10. Wallahi, bro 8.7 out of 10 honestly incredible clip I'm not even gonna lie to you incredible clip like incredible clip bro no clips don't freeze don't freeze Fito Femina And your teammate died interesting
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Get started freeOkay, this kid has potential this kid has a lot of potential
Okay, yeah 100% this kid has maybe the most potential have them not cut off noise.
Reposition prone.
Wait, he shot to cut off the noise of him proning. Did y'all catch that? This guy's champ. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. This guy's champion
Okay
9.5 out of 10? I- I mean, maybe even 10? That was perfect. That was like a perfect clip! Bro, he shot as he proned to mask the noise of him proning. Like, bro, that- that's high level.
That's like, ridiculously high level. Incredibly high level. Bro, why do these- why do these messages not load sometimes? I don't understand. Why? Jack, can these messages just load?
Jesus Christ. I don't understand.
Come on. Here we go.
Here we go, here we go. Here we go. Make sure the mic is close and facing you. Bad Ravaz. Ravaz, is that better? Is that better? That should be better, I think. Okay, next game of the day, you're on smoke. You're aiming at head level with a shotgun buzzer I've never even seen this I've never in my life seen somebody aim at head level with a shot me I feel like
this guy's either gonna be really good or really bad there's no in between
Check like this guy's either gonna be really good or nice
Very nice
One out four remaining I'm confused. Where's the clip at? It's a 5v1
Where's the clip? It It's a 5v1. Where's the clip? It's just a 5v1 Okay, this is very confusing guys I'm gonna keep it a pop This is remarkably confusing
You hear coming down the stairs you hear Yeah, bro, I standard standard Where's the clip you You shotgunned two people! What? Where's the clip? I'm confused. Natsumere coming in from... Okay, I'm not reading his name. I'm not reading his name. Yeah, stop. You can already tell this guy's good because he just did a directional air roll. By the way, this stadium in Rocket League is so cozy. That's a shot. That's a shot. You could legitimately have intercourse with me, bro. You could legitimately have intercourse with me, bro.
You could legitimately have intercourse with me. I'm not even kidding. WHA- Is that a real picture? HOLY AURA. Bro, oh my god. That was disgusting.
Chat, like, that was actually cray cray. Next committee today coming in from Zanquavious. Zanquavious, let's check out your clip, baby. Let's see what you got, my boy. Alright, stop. Why is that wall not reinforced? I mean, you're just asking for them to walk into sight
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Get started freeTo be three scenario overtime match point. This is where legends are made
To be three scenario this is
No, he's getting tackle-tracked. Not a bad prefire! G'day! 1v1. Oh no. See, this is why bad fundamentals leads you to bad situations. It's just like chess. Because there's not a rotation hole here, now he has sight control. You know what I'm saying? One friendly opportunity. Very mid clip. Zanquavious. I'm gonna be honest, ridiculously mid. Is that a cat smoking a- Okay, but listen. Zanquavious,
let me talk to you, bro. Yeah, you got a 2k and you won your team the round, but Thermite ran at you. All he had to do was just plant and then hold the door like all you have to do was just fake a plant. That's literally it. I don't Good clip bro. It's a little bit mid. I'm not even trying to be like I'm not even trying to be a Not trying to be an asshole bro, I'm just gonna be honest good clip, but it's a little bit mid next
What are they coming in from? Mr. Bell Bastic, mr. Bell. Let's check it out, bro. Let's see what you're working on. What rank is this? Did Warden just throw a C4 on a barricade? My copper senses are tingling. What is that?
Okay.
Can I have one logical explanation of what this C4 produces? Anybody like what does this? What does this C4 produce, bro? What is the point of that I Guess you could like just get a random kill with it If you completely guess make your way to its location to defuse. What are you doing? Why is there a sled shotgun? Why are you using sled shotgun why are you using sledge shotgun? Why are you using-
Don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do. What? He stopped to get clothes How is this how is this possible for players to still be this bad 11 For players to still be this bad 11 Yo guys I've had enough listen. I I just want to see a normal image of myself Every time it's some yeah chat real real. Yeah, every time there's the image of me. It's some
Severely AI generated junk. I'm done with it, bro. Seriously, I'm done Next to it today coming in from Chris X Chris X. Let's see what GTA GTA This is a nice house here, bro. Nice house Is this your crib?
Congratulations buyer. Welcome to one of the most desirable properties in southern San Andreas. Hey
He just bought this by the way, whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth Well, I he bro whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth
You've also got me angel your AI assistant All right. I'm about it like bus. Make sure you have everything you need
Everything can I call you daddy? What I gotta play chit-chat. I gotta play chit-chat today Who is this? This is is real this is real daddy
Let me show you around the place you're gonna love it
Okay, I'm gonna be honest Chris X What is this image Yeah, I've seen this picture of Oney, bro. What is that? Is it real? Is it- Like, I know he's not actually a chicken, but is him in the plane real?
Oney is such a cutie patootie, bro. Okay, next comment coming in from Dead Savage. Bro, I gotta get- Yo, chat! You know what I forgot about? We need to do GTA RP again. We haven't done GT RP in like eight months. We did a GT RP again Wait a minute ladies and gentlemen, that's a champion charm
This has potential to be our second champion click a clip of the day. I already know that mute SMG 11 clear of a champion Champion charm boys
You have two grenades you're in a 3v3 scenario, this is interesting. I wonder how he's gonna handle this
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Get started freeThere's probably a player close on this rotation hole Oh, yep, that is a champion. Wow.
What is this? What is on my screen? Jesus Christ, fix your game. Two coppers? Shisa.
Holy aura.
Holy aura. Chat, I'm about to fart. If I fart, is it okay if I put my a into the mic If I fart is it okay if I put my a into the mic type of yes if it is No, if it isn't yes, if it is no if it isn't guys next clip of the day coming in from fresh face One two three fresh. Let's see what we're working with, man.
2. Oh my god.
These are the moments that physically arouse me. It wakes my wiener up. 2v5 scenario, overtime, match point. Let's see what you got. Show us what you've got. Who knows that reference?
2v5 scenario. Show us what you've got who knows that reference To be back to the area Top of the garage Getting red ping by solid snake I Mean, this is beyond cooked. I don't see how that I don't see how this is winnable. I mean you're getting red ping They're planting 5v2 He needs to focus on this
Perfect positioning You gotta defuse me! You gotta kill him first! Close left! OH MY GOD! Best clip of the week. Best clip of the week!
1v5 scenario WBrendan!
1v5 scenario WBranded! 1v5 scenario y'all. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wow! Next clip of the day coming in from A-A-Ron. A-A-Ron. He feels so peak bro. Such a peak, such a peak series, such a peak era
You've located a bomb Make your way to its location and defuse it
1 to 3 You guys don't have a hard reacher It's not absolutely necessary to have a hard reacher on villa But it never hurts It never hurts You could definitely win without a heartbreacher though cuz this
I'm sorry, but what is mute doing? Is he putting a mute jammer out there? So much unnecessary risk And now you know mutes probably gonna be on this door, right Like it's just so much unnecessary risk about you know Mute's probably gonna be on this door, right? Like, it's just so much unnecessary risk though, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what's happening. What's going on in this thing?
You're not doing anything! I don't know what's happening. What's going on in this clip?
You're not doing anything no way mutes here. No way mutes stayed on the window that he hopped out of
All right, the only thing I'll say is I'm kind of nitpicking but getting on a drone right in front of the window It's like a little bit dangerous because if he's close left, he can just jump out and shotgun you You should probably get on a drone a little bit further than away. It's just general survival skills, man But yeah, most of the time he's not most of time he's not gonna be there so you're fine I would throw in this room. Yeah, he could be
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Get started freeI like you're looking for me. Oh, okay
I would use a dougie be called don't could be called don't could be cut don't be called Nice, there we go. Now. We know for sure if mutes down here or not beautiful Aaron
Hey, this guy's got a splitpoilt charm, W meds. You could probably walk up main steps, yes. Dokkaebi and she's getting nerfed next season but before she gets nerfed make sure you play Dokkaebi. It's just so easy to play. You just, if you're a lazy droner instead of droning just use your Dokkaebi's. In this scenario it's not great though Because they do have a mute and if if you stand on the mute jammer, you don't get don't gonna be called Reason number five thousand why me it's broken to be five
In study Yo, that guy had my mute skin that's actually sick to see to be four Five bullets left that is enough for one more kill. But if you want, you could reload, you could. Because five more bullets is enough for one more kill, but you, nice reload now.
Nice!
I like how this guy didn't panic reload. I'm already loving this clip. 2v3 scenario, you have one more dogon to call, two flashes and a drone you have so much time so much utility I better see none of that utility left by the time the trials over you should be droning you should be don't be calling you should be flashing nice you don't even need a drone busy I'm joking me again
nobody's broken shoot the decal cam 90 shoot the fender rear That Fenrir spot is actually disgusting Wow Good day Jimmy do maybe stack up with your teammate here. Oh
Never mind daddy do whatever you want one more for the road one more for the road one more for the
8.7 out of 10 a a Ron beautifully played
Beautifully played match beautifully played match and you're a footballer bro. Love to see it a a Ron beautifully played match man
Actually incredible Wow. I mean that was that was clean. That was awesome. That was spectacular game plan. For realsies guys. Again, reason number 10,000 why Dokkaebi is broken. Bro, if you're a lazy droner and you're like, ah, Jinxie, I don't want a drone. Ah, Jinxie, I don't want a drone.
Jinxie, I'm a loser. That's fine, bro. Just play Dokkaebi. Just play Dokkaebi and spam the calls now You have to be a little bit Scared if they have a mute because if you're Dokkaebi calling against mute, it doesn't do anything. What game is this chat? Destiny 2 bro, my friend Sean loved this game. I never I never played destiny before I heard it's similar to Halo, correct? I never thought we'd get a Destiny clip!
Uh, did he just Ray Lewis him? What happened? He like tackled him.
What was that? Now show them the true meaning of war.
Is that a shotgun? Double kill? Was that like a grenade launcher? Yo is this guy- okay. Is this guy playing as Ray Lewis? He's just running over people. Oh my god what is happening
how is that balanced at all? Okay, he's on like a 15 kill streak.
FUSS! FUSS! FUSS!
Bro he's just running through people What is even happening?
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Get started freeWhat is even happening? What is even happening? Alright
Alright
He finally died He finally died Bro what was that? What even was that man? What even was that? I'm gonna give it to y'all. The clips have been bangers today, chat. I'm gonna give it to y'all. Chat, you know, like I knew, chat, I knew I was gonna not be live later in the nighttime because I have a flight.
So I went live early, chat. Hope you guys enjoyed. I'll see you guys later. Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye. Chat, you know, like I knew chat. I knew I was gonna not be live later in the nighttime because I have a flight So I went live early chat. Holy locked in Chat who likes the early strings by the way next one today coming in from ghost. All right ghost stop already Why is your scoreboard literally the size of my penis? That's the smallest scoreboard I've ever seen
Oh, I'm getting on rocket league today, I'm getting the it. I mean, whatever he just did, I can't do that. I don't even know what that is. At minimum, he's champ. All right, I want to take that back. At minimum, he's grand champ. Holy fuck. Did you see that oh my god it's not luck chat it's not luck did you see that bro is there a single image of me that's not an AI legitimately is there a single image of me that's not an AI bro chat. Is there a single image of me that's not an AI?
Bro, chat, I'm excited. The next time you guys see me, which is tomorrow, chat, I'm gonna be in England, bro. I'm big upstair-a-man, damn, yeah. Chat, the next time y'all see me, I'm gonna be... NHL?
I haven't got an NHL. I haven't got an NHL clip in two years. I'm not kidding. What are the teams? The Chicago, I think it's the Red Wings versus the Cox? I don't even know. Canucks? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Wait, this looks like pro clubs. Wait, NHL has pro clubs? The same as FIFA.
NHL has pro clubs?
Question!
This is not just for NHLL but regular hockey as well. Are nut shots allowed? Like if you were to kick somebody in the balls, is that allowed or is that frowned upon? Is that allowed? Yes.
Yes.
No. Okay, I'm seeing a lot of no's.
I'm gonna call it here.
Evenly matched fight here, James, and a lot of fatigue setting in. I think the guys are waiting for them to jump in and they did
Right at the right time. It's just switch Yeah, it's thing about hockey bro hockey is the only sport where like it's Applauded to like take off your gloves and start punching each other in the face, which is why hockey will I'm saying this now I know nothing about hockey. Hockey's a top three sport to watch, bro, because you don't have to know anything.
You just watch the fist fight and make their way over to the penalty. It's a squid. This guy's literally an octopus, bro.
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Get started freeStill chirping one another.
You can see the chirping. He's still chirping one another. They'll go back Don't go back. Yeah, whoever that is talking. She's Canadian still chirping one another whoever it is. They'll go back bro chat Yeah, hockey's Pete bro. Um, I'm not really like into hockey, but if there's ever a hockey game on I'll always watch it Because bro, they just they just fight each other man
Also, if there's one sporting event, I would recommend you go to I don't mean play. I don't mean follow Bro, if you ever in your life get invited to a hockey game always go If you ever in your life get invited to a hockey game always go brother. You got a beer in one hand And then you're just watching. Uh uh uh the fucking fist fight every five minutes and then you see somebody get thrown into the glass right in front of you it's actually peak
what game is this all right y'all are playing the most niche games ever i am your beast i've never heard of this game game what is happening bro I can't even bro? Is this a real image?
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Next, give it a day. Coming in from Tybo. Tybo, let's see what you're working with. Tybo, let's see what you're working with, man. Platinum charm. Chat, we got to notice things like this immediately.
Platinum charm. I'm going in with moderate expectations. Yes! Moderate expectations. Okay, he's on Warden, so this checks out for a Platinum so far. So far Every platinum player in rainbow six each doesn't drone in the prep phase auto locks warden and ash and then playing 13 producing Doesn't reinforce either almost forgot Doesn't reinforce doesn't drone Blames their team. Okay, good recall control for a plat though. Good recall control for a plat though good recoil control for a plat
not kidding This guy looks better than a plat to be honest
Are you the best plat in the world? Oh My god If he's flat then I'm bronze! Bro, holy. That was disgusting. Chat's saying Cronus. Was that Cronus? I don't know. Brother, I'm gonna be honest.
You're the best platinum player I've ever seen in my life. Guys, that guy's hitting that with a platinum charm on, by the way. Platinum charm. That is
disgusting. Disgusting.
Is this a 1v2? Okay. This guy's doing bunker wars against his friends in a 1v2 and he's barely losing. Holy aura. That's like so hard to do. Bro, that's diamond.
Wow. See, the thing is like, I don't like, B wars is good for your aim and stuff and it's gonna Bro that's diamond, wow.
See the thing is like, I don't, like, B Wars is good for your aim and stuff and it's gonna help with like a lot of stuff, your aim, your recoil control, your pre-firing. But like, I don't know bro. The problem is if you only play B Wars you just turn into like the most brain dead player ever because you just take unnecessary gunfights all the time. I don't know I would say like mix in b-wars but don't main playing b-wars bro. Cuz like the best way to hit
champion I mean that guy's diamond so he's gonna hit champion soon anyways but the best way to hit champion is just to like actually like play the game and like study the game kind of thing and analyze like why you're dying why you're losing why you're going negative blah blah blah blah blah Got a clip coming in for balls the return of my infamous siege clips. Yeah balls I haven't seen a siege clip of yours in a couple of months bro. Let's check it out
Normally when balls sends in a clip it's like the worst thing you'll ever see this guy is a copper, or no, bronze player in EU. Well, I don't know how to explain this, and I don't know how to say this in like a nice way, so I'm just gonna say it in a not nice way. Well, every time I watch you play Siege, it literally looks like the first time you've ever picked up a controller. You're like, you're so stiff, and then you're aiming at the floor.
Door secured.
All right.
You're literally getting attacked from multiple angles. You're two HP. All I want you to do is run to site and get a heal run to site and get a heal
Get out of there
Doc doc doc doc. Hey doc Doc? Hey Doc? Yup, it's his first day on Doc. HEAL YOUR TEAMMATE! I can't look, I can't look at this I mean it's not really your fault doc didn't heal you oh now we're watching doc okay questionable reaction time one friendly operator remaining.
What? Mission critical, bomb and shooter activated. One OP-4 remaining. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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