Contando Tus Secretos l Las Alucines l 02x40 🤫

I think we need something more hallucinating, right?

I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

The hallucinations Boots and hat, bye The hallucinations Drinking liters of champagne

But above all Never forget God! a Yes, yes. Do you pull in the May tour? Like what? Who wants to get... I feel like they would say that they are already like trying how much power they can have. Who pulls to play Chuy Ortiz on the tour?

Eh?

Crazy! But I don't know how to show you the boots.

No. No?

Dude, why do you want me to show you the boots?

Well, for the elbow.

For a joke.

For a joke. I'm not going to show you the panties. Because of the couture! Just kidding!

Oh, I'm going to show you my panties. Oh, you're going to show us your panties. And we'll give you a necklace. Please write it down. We're not dynamics. Buy necklaces because the hallucinations want you to show them your panties on the tour.

That's right, if you wear pretty panties, girls. Remember that. ¿Los chiquitos chamacas? Acuérdense. Es como cuando vas a un con... A ver, puede ser un sentimiento muy de nicho, pero siento que puede ser real. ¿Nunca fueron a un concierto o algo y se depilaban y todo? ¿Qué tal que el artista te decía, ven? Güey, pero ¿sabes cuándo lo hacía? No, es que tú tienes muy el delirio de que todos se enamoran. I feel like everyone falls in love. But you know when I was 18 or 19, I used to say,

of course it's going to happen.

Of course!

And I would do it in life.

As soon as someone told me, one thing would never happen, but you would shave. I would wear nice panties. You know, because I would say, who knows, maybe Justin Bieber will see me. But one, it was impossible for me to be seen and number two, I mean, if something like that happened, I feel like it would be like, no, no, no, how?

But it's more the thought. But I felt judged, the truth, because everyone said no.

What do we know?

But well, hallucinogens, you will fulfill it.

Of course, indeed.

Wear nice panties because you never know. You never know. No, my mom always told me that... Lupita... You know what? I let myself go. Oh, crazy! My mom always told me that, Lupita, you always have to have a nice underwear. Always. You don't know what an accident is? Hey, they take your clothes off quickly and the first thing you see is the underwear.

It's horrible that you're wearing a horrible underwear. No, beautiful underwear, always. And I yo dije, ma, por un accidente. I feel like doctors would say that's the least we should do. Of course, fum, fum, fum. Imagine that, I don't know, the name of the Lord is canceled, right? But you get in an accident or something,

they take your pants off for an operation, and the doctors, ah!

Wow!

It has lace and cotton on its inner part. Let me tell you the story! Oh my God! And well, the kids are going to show us their underwear on the tour in exchange for red necklaces. Colorful. On the tour in the United States, the last time that the Alusines are on tour in the United States. Sure, and the first and only time that they do a show about showing their underwear. We promised you that you would see the Alusenes,

now the dynamic is that it's a totally different show. We don't know, but the link will be down here, kids. So you can go and access this new adventure. Yes, now it's called Your New Lifestyle, but our new lifestyle is called Desorden. Desorden Performance. Welcome to the new Desorden show.

Yes, I loved it. And we get things out of our asses, ok?

Exactly. Welcome to the new show of disorder Yes, I loved it And we get things out of our asses What?

Go on

One week and we're still like this One week and we're still like this And I want to tell you something Lupita and I brought this what? In the last two shows, the one of Dallas and Phoenix And the machuquis were telling us

Stop saying that, they've been saying it six times And now they do it too What? It's very easy to get caught. But for anything. And he cries. He made a story and I was like, oh, now what?

And leave it to yourself, he's very old.

Yes, now what? A selfie.

And he's very old.

I was like, oh, imposing fashion.

We got there late.

We got there late. It's trending. Yes, no, oh, what? It's not like, what? And the ayohra is serious.

Exactly, guys.

How are you, Kesito? Very well. I'm taking a protein because I already changed. That's good. I already changed. Remember that...

You're exercising. Oh, yes, si, si, si Recuerden que fui al nutriólogo y me dijeron que Tengo que cuidar mi alimentación Y estoy haciéndolo

Chicos

Y solo por eso tenemos promoción de Liverpool en Semana Santa Claro, y si quieres una proteína

No lo voy a soltar, por favor

Oye, y si quieres una proteína, recuerda ¿Recuerda where? In Liverpool. Dude, what are you doing? No, because I'm thinking, by the way, this protein... Yes, because with Habits...

Yes.

And I'm going to do it, and I'm going to do it. And if I get an email with that, you mark that you know, we do it. Yes, because it was good, we have taken a lot of publicity, I think we have to resume the old customs. Sí. Y van a venir las tías. Y háganle como quieran. En episodio especial, el lunes.

El lunes, nos vamos a poner a las tías.

Sí, no, sí. Nada más quítenme el celular. Nada más quítenme el celular. No, sí. Y los hombres también van a venir. Ay, eso sí. Yo sí extraño a las tías y a los hombres. I think Lo bueno que conectamos mucho con ellos en el show y es como que si pero si se extraña en un episodio

Comenten aquí tap tap tap si los quieren ver por aquí si que no conocen este set Exacto yo si vi la última vez que preguntamos fue de las tías y mucha gente si puso de las tías

Si verdad que quieren

En fin en phoenix no saben cómo disfrutamos de las tías porque fueron busquen the clips on the web. But they were some hallucinations disguised as poopies and kessies, but body-shaped.

Very body-shaped!

They were very pretty. I mean, really.

I was very jealous.

No, no, no, but very pretty. Since we saw them, I mean, we saw them, we were normal hallucinations. And we saw them coming and you then I saw the body and I said, no, it's not us.

It's not us.

A butt, a waist. No, but it was super good.

And we fought with them. We fought with them, good grip we gave ourselves. And then at the end we ask, hey, who are your favorites, the men or the ladies? All of them. The ladies! The favorites of the show are always the men. The popular ones, whatever you want.

But when the ladies are there, it's like, it gives us a lot of joy, right? It's like... We love them a lot. Yes, but I loved that they understood the perfect scuffle. Greetings to Phoenix. We love you a lot.

The show was amazing, really. How are you? Yes, all'm a week away from the fight. We're in the countdown. It's the final stretch. You're going to go to my weigh-in, obviously, right? Yes, I have two separate days. And what time is the weigh-in? In the afternoon?

No, in the morning.

In the morning? Oh, good, good. Because I don't do anything in the whole day. I can't. And May knows it. I can't. I can't. But I don't know. I'm going to ask for help, guys. In fact, a lot of people have encouraged me to do my evaluation, and this year I decided that I'm going to do it. I don't know what day, but I'm going to do it, guys.

It would be interesting if you shared it. But the concept of time is something that affects me a lot. So I thought it was going to be at night, I'm not going to do anything all day. I said no. You're going to be waiting for the day. I swear. And then even so, I arrive late. No, you are one of the most punctual people I know. No, yes, but what happens to me is that I say I'm going to leave at that time,

and when that time is approaching I start to get stressed, Yes. No, man. It's too late for her to be five minutes late. Or something didn't go according to her plan. And that's it.

That's it. There was a catastrophe for her.

And I was like...

And you were like, wow, I'm only an hour late. Yes, literally. Literally. No, man. Yes. How are you? I mean, the weight loss thing? The weight loss thing. I'm super nervous because we're at nothing, kids. I feel like after the Supernova thing is over, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I feel like I'm running out of something. Like you graduated. Yes, like I'm thinking about it every day and I'm trying hard every day, and suddenly it's going to be over. And I'm going to have a hole in my thinking and in my time.

I don't know how to explain it.

No, because I feel like you already have a habit of exercising, so that gap will continue to occupy

It's true

And number two, then we go on tour for a month And then Oh yes, we go later Then, then, and then also

I'm going on a trip

Yes, and then I feel like you're going to make something up

Yes

And you're going to stress us all

Yes

So you stay calm

Oh, well in August, they block him, but we went inside the house. No. Yes. No.

Yes, in August.

Because of your mom.

Yes.

But they cut this, obviously.

Why, wey?

From August 5 to... No, from August 25 to October 5. If everything goes well. Why?

I already have everything, wey. Are you kidding? No, no, no, what else am I going to be fine. Why? I have everything booked, dude.

Are you kidding me?

No, no, no. What else can I do?

And why didn't Victoria know? Because Fernando just talked to Mau. I mean, they made me the last proposal now that I'm in Monterrey. But we'll talk about that later if you want. I mean, because we have to organize ourselves with the episodes.

Look at this uncomfortable. The reaction of the people here is recorded. My armpits are itching, guys. No, man.

The only thing Mau knows is... The only thing he knows.

And I...

You got a massage.

You without hair here.

But well...

It's a joke.

Hey!

Dude, my leg is shaking. Oh my God. Well, let's continue It's a joke I got my face all messed up

Oh my god

Oh my god

I was so worried about you

You stupid

I've never called you stupid Today I did

With all the respect you deserve

You bitch

I was so worried about you You said, it's fine No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, manera, que ya me ofertaron así ya de último, así de que oigan, aquí está, elige a Mau, no hay manera. Es la peor broma que me has hecho.

Lo siento chavas.

¿Tú lo creíste Mai? Sí, me querría, viéndola a ella, cuando le dije a Mai, ¿verdad?

Sí, todos querían a la niña.

Aparte nadie le hizo ni siquiera un... ¡Felicidades! ¡Órale! Todos fuimos de que...

Pablo estaba así como que el sol y se quedó.

Y no se estaba acá.

Ay, Yuko.

Pero recuerden, no hay nada peor que Liverpool no da la Semana Santa. ¡Eso! ¡Oye! O sea, todavía que Lupita está en la Casa house of the stars, but Liverpool doesn't have Easter.

Oye!

For God's sake! For God's sake.

And then, we cut this out?

No, they're going to leave it.

Bastards! No, but no, imagine, no.

No, no, no.

No, yes.

Oh, well, that's the situation. I'm telling you, the supernova is going to end and I don't know what I'm going to do, but we'll make it up. You'll make it up?

I'll make it up.

And we'll do it.

And we'll do it, exactly.

Yes.

Well, let me tell you something. I don't know if you're going to scold me, but I'm going to go a break from shows, right? But, what's coming and what's coming at the end of the year. Something that's been requested a lot, and everyone, get out of here. Something that's been requested a lot, in some parts that have been requested a lot,

in some places where there are a lot of people who love us. Oh, I'm super excited, I mean, really, when will we know? We're trying to frame it, because we love to ask, but we never understand logistics. But this last time they already explained to us what to do, I don't know what holdings, and, oh, they're telling me that, and I said, look, tell me. You just grant my wishes.

Tell me yes or no.

And that's it.

Yes or no. my I had to find a way to survive. Oh, really? That's what we're going to do. Dude, I dreamed of doing that. I said, of course I can. Didn't it happen to you that obviously I can? People who have a proposal for that, no. And tomorrow, Lupita, I'm going to go in.

I'm going to go to the island, guys. Oh, stop it. No, please. I'm in everything. Just because of just because I'm a supernova. But, I'm so excited. Little things are coming, big things. 2026, eh?

Yes, very cool 2026, and we're just in April.

Just in April.

But we're close to Children's Day, and since we're two little things, we're going to celebrate Children's Day. I'm not, I'm already a lady. Oh, well, I'm a lady. I'm going to give you a drum set.

Something like that.

Some cooking spoons.

That's it.

Or, what do you need? A plate?

Whatever you need.

Well, I'm going to ask you, I'm going to ask you about today's topic.

Uh-huh.

Nigiri, but for this, Nigiri, I need you to pay attention again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. When you walk at 100 points?

No, you're not giving me the word.

With a click? No.

Like the pink panther when it walks like...

Sneaky? Sneaky? Sneaky when passing by.

We're very Shakira. We're very Loa. al pasar. Something hidden. Give me... Hidden. Hidden. Hidden! So, Nigiri, give me that roll with the characteristics we just gave you, okay? And please, you're making me angry!

Yes.

Don't make a mistake.

Please.

I want you to understand what we said.

Yes.

I don't even want us to have to say the song and when people hear the song, say

Oh, of course!

Please, Niguiri.

Please.

Perfect. Give me the roll, Niguiri!

And I'm like, come, I'm going to tell you something.

And I'm like... And everything takes me there. Yes.

Don't miss the next episode of... And everything takes me there.

Yes.

No, I don't...

All the roads lead to Rome.

Yes. Changos!

Carambolas!

Carambolas!

I'm going to say the...

Hijo de... Hijo de...

Hijo de la...

Because today's topic is...

Don't say it. Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!

Because today's topic is... Don't say it. I'm not going to say it. What was it? And everyone reading it, we know it from the beginning. It's been half an hour of episodes and they haven't said anything. And because it says in the thumbnail and in the title.

I'm not going to put the name in the thumbnail. I'm going to put only question marks. Go ahead.

Do whatever you want.

Hey, and without a list.

No, no, because I'm not going to pull. Why not? Only question marks, of course, they're going to say what they're going to talk about.

Well.

Well, what's the topic?

What?

Go ahead.

At least in the premiere. Go ahead. And then we change it. Because I feel like it says, embarrassing secrets. Or embarrassing. That's how you're going to scream. It says, it says, little mouse,

it says, little mouse.

Embarrassing secrets, I quote. What would the Quisipedia say about this meaning?

Dude, I have a lot of snot, don't you?

I'm telling you, it's true that our nose itches.

Is it the carpet or what?

I don't know, I haven't seen it since last week. No, because for me since last week. The dust that in a year we haven't cleaned the studio. I have to say it.

Yes, the truth.

I have to say it. Yes, we have come to vacuum and obviously we take out the trash from time to time. But for example...

Do you want me to give you a bathroom tour?

It's a scratch, it smells, because it smells like a drain.

But that will change. Yes, tomorrow. What would you say about the meaning of... Ashamed secrets. Ashamed secrets. You have to say one and I another. But not the ones we said about the secret secrets.

How?

I mean, not the ones we confessed.

Another secret vergonzosos.

I thought you were going to say secrets and I vergonzosos.

And I was like, oh yeah!

And I, secrets and you, vergonzosos. And that's our report. And the conversation is over. What's the episode? I said yes, why not? Of course! Embarrassing secrets. Something you hide because you're embarrassed.

Of course.

Of course.

The word embarrassment is a pain in the ass. When they say you're embarrassed. For example, I think, and I feel like everyone has done it, but I feel like it's something we all keep as a secret because it's embarrassing. For example, you go to a public bathroom and suddenly there's a bathroom that's not your house or whatever you want

and you pee and there's no paper. So as a woman, it's like, fuck, there's no paper, no one will pass you or anything. Yes or no? You get on your underwear like that, well, oh well. But first I shake. Yes, yes, yes, you shake. Try to dry yourself in some way. But it's just that it's harder for women, dude. Do you agree?

Yes. We agreed to tell the truth. No, and it's the truth. It's the truth. And yes, you shake like this. You can even put it on. And you're smelling like shit. And you're smelling like shit. The truth. And also, don't you think that during the day we're going to say that you're not going to come back home until night, and all day you're thinking that I'm smelling like shit.

Of course, of course.

It's happened to all of us, hasn't it? And then he says, you have to wash your body because it already smells like tail. Which has never happened to me, but it's like making you understand that, hey, you have to wash your clothes. And I...

Of course, of course.

The machuquism changes us. Victoria has put me under the thong. No, man, she has put me under the thong.

That's crazy.

And all sweaty.

We tomorrow, like, May, put'm sweating. That's crazy. And you're sweating. We woke up the next day and were like, May, can you put the blanket on for me, please? And I feel like you don't sweat as much as I do. No, no, no. I asked Mayline to tell me the truth.

I sweat?

No way.

You have no idea. I literally saw you getting your hands wet. Like, you were like, I literally see it when we're changing the drain of the... Yes, yes, yes. Too much, too much. But... But going back, you know you're smelling like shit all day. And that's... if you look at it, it's like you go to the bathroom, it's happened that, let's suppose, you go to the bathroom and you're like,

ah, yes, I don't know what, and you go in, right? And... shit pants. And sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to do it. Yes, it's voices. Do you know where that happens a lot?

At parties.

At parties, exactly.

What?

We all know that we're all peeing. No way, no way, no way. Besides, when you're wearing a guillotine, you're already peeing your leg. Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be ridiculous.

We're not going to wear things here. Don't be ridiculous. That's the truth. For example, I'm ashamed of what I said about putting on nice pants at concerts. I know someone will agree with me. Not here, because it's not a safe space for me and I want to leave. But someone in the comments will agree with me. I loved it.

Because, for example, they are... But if you look at it, they are secrets and I'm ashamed, but they're not that serious. No, normal. Normal? Normal, but they're not that bad. No, normal.

Normal, but...

Normal, but saying it sounds very serious. But then when you go to the bathroom again, you go and you can already smell it.

Uh-huh.

I hated it, dude, really. Besides, I once saw a comment on TikTok that said, if you can smell it, so can the others. Do you think the others say, she's a bitch? Have you ever smelled a person with a bad breath? No. And you're very special for smells, man. And for sounds.

And for sounds, no way. On Easter, Lupita's thermo was making a noise. Like, the thermo was out of air. I don't know how to explain it. It's one of those chupón thermos. And do you remember I told you what it sounded like? And you didn't, and I didn't. I didn't, and I had it here on the thermo. It was when we were playing Catan and I said, I can't concentrate. I mean, I said, no, no, no.

And it was, but I swear it was a sound that really was like...

Yes, like...

Less than this. I mean, out of nowhere, I was like, what? And like, it all fell and I started like... What was it? The thermos. I blew it out and said, let's continue buying properties. It didn't stink. I would have told them it smelled. I think the last person who smelled my a** was me.

It was the little cheese.

The little cheese here. This morning. That's why she took a shower.

But I don't remember... So that's a lie I read on TikTok. It said, if you smell it, everyone else does. But it has to be the smell. I think if... But how many times do you have to take a dump to smell it?

If you take two at a party, I don't think they'll say, Damn, the dump. And you shake it because it's just a drop. Hey. If we think about it, it's the same thing men do. Of course. It's the same thing that men do. I find it weird that men don't even put a piece of paper.

No, they shake it.

That's really strong. And then they say, we don't need it. We're going to put that they don't need it. I don't understand that, but we're going to put that they don't. Don't you get in your head like, at least I'm going to put a piece of paper.

Leave it to yourself.

I'm going to wash myself. You only have it on the outside. Something. Do you need something? I would have, because this is more difficult. The water, the soap, and the mother. This is more like a hand.

Like, ah, I'm going to wash my hands.

Dry.

Ah, would you wash the pyrinol in the bathroom? Not in the bathroom, but you grab water, I mean, soap. But you're in a public bathroom, dude.

I went to a bathroom at home.

No.

I went to a bathroom at home.

Well, you went to take a shower, bro. I mean, imagine. And me. Imagine you're a dude, and you go to the bathroom and you see a dude washing his penis in the toilet. I go and report it. I say something's going to happen here.

And you say, don't do it, dude. And I say, well, that's disgusting.

And the men say, well, I have to be clean.

I say, it's something outside, you know? And they say, no, it's something outside. No, bring you're bringing it out. Sorry, I'm just peeing. What's up?

Imagine now that the bathrooms of both sexes are already used. You're going into the bathroom and there's a guy like this in the bathroom.

Hello!

And you, oh look how clean he is.

Look how pretty!

Before it wasn't used, before you just shook it. I like it, man! Come on in! Can I use the bathroom? And you, shaking in the bathroom cup,

because there's no toilet paper.

You're a mess.

No, man!

I was thinking, why don't they wash it? But I thought about home. If I were a man and I was at home, it would be nice, every time you pee, to be clean like this.

But it wouldn't be easier to give you a towel. Maybe a towel, but more contamination. A lot of dryness, but... You need a good soap. I feel like I'd be a bitch all day.

With my balls hanging.

If I were a man, I'd be naked. We're changing the subject. With a shirt, but with my balls. Have you seen men who say, if I were a woman, day I would be very fucking hot And if you were a man, what would you do?

Would you wash my underwear in the bathroom?

And would you walk around naked in the street?

But with a shirt

Oh, and with nothing?

Hanging?

Oh, with nothing underneath

But doesn't everything crash a lot? No, like, at ease, you know? I feel it I left you free. But you're also walking and something is hitting you. Yes, and I would have a huge one.

Oh, what?

Oh, what? What are you crying about? Oh, what?

But well, guys.

Secrets. That's a secret of mine if I were a man. I would always wash it.

Ok.

And you would be naked, without underwear. So that many women would come and eat it and say, Oh, clean it. Ah! Nadia! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I remember the one with the panties and I can also confess that I remember

that one time I dried my pee with the tube

What?

With the tube, do you know what the tube is?

No, get in the house please This is my limit

Enough Marta, have you never done it?

The what?

The toilet paper tube.

Oh, I thought you meant the towel tube.

What?

I meant the cardboard tube, not the tube. Oh, right, the cardboard tube. I thought you meant the tube where you put the towel for your hands. Stop it!

And I was like...

Dude, I feel like we're doing it wrong today.

Wrong?

I mean... I feel like we're doing bad today. Bad? How do you think? You believed the worst part about me.

Yeah, that's why I said no. Where are we going with this?

I said, of course, with the towel tube. You up there and me. Of course, with the towel tube. I hate using the towel. Because no one has done it, girls.

No, with the cardboard tube. But it didn't work. I didn't do it like that, it was like... I stopped for a while.

Tap tap.

Tap tap.

It's true, tap tap.

Has anyone done it?

No.

Have you done tap tap?

No. So, they prefer not to clean the cardboard tube. It's just that when it happened to me, the paper thing, it's no paper. I always pee without seeing. I think we should always do the dynamic of checking and saying, let me change to the other one.

I feel like this is the best moment of union, and this is where I realize that there's nothing like having friends. When you're in a public bathroom and you scream, there's paper next to you, and this is where I realize that there's nothing like having friends. When you're in a public bathroom and you scream, there's toilet paper next to you, and a random person passes you the paper.

Oh, yeah.

But I don't like touching hands.

Huh?

I don't like being touched by hands. Well, but there are moments when you... So, strangers, like, thank you. No, you don no, the person. I'm giving him the paper. Thank you, my daughter. Oh, no, don't do that.

You're peeing!

No, and we're not at the point of selling...

No, I mean...

...illegal substances, eh?

Let me go! I mean, we don't have to do that. Gracias. I need to know, it's not a secret. I don't have to tell you. But it's not a secret. I'm posting here. Next. Let's see what secrets our followers have for us. I like when we do these episodes

because we asked in the group in the stories of the allusions on Instagram, in case you don't follow us, go follow us there, and we said that if you could tell us a secret, that would be embarrassing. I mean, they don't have to confess crimes to us.

Please. Please. They don't have to confess things that they really want to keep as a secret. It's more of these secrets like I shake when there's no paper.

Exactly. Or no, for example, there are people, for example, I remember, I don't remember what party it was, someone from the team and stuff, not one of us here, confessed that her first kiss was with a cousin, for example. I don't remember who it was.

I was reading a book. Why did he say that there was no one to practice with? Things! When the bathroom door is open. Of course, what's up? When you're drinking.

Of course. When this is on.

Does anyone have a secret to confess here, girls? Before we get to the hallucinations.

Mai, you have a thousand. I feel like Mai doesn't have secrets, dude. Oh, no, not with us, but not to confess in public. Yes, no. Yes, no. But I feel that we can ask you anything and you're going to tell us the truth. You know, like, oh, sure, this time.

I've never felt like you don't want to tell something. No.

No, right?

Well, send your story to the chat.

No, I'm kidding.

No, I'm kidding.

Let's see, this one says, once, and I'll say the name, this one sends it. Once I was in medical check-up and the doctor had to examine some nodules in my boobies. And when I was doing touch-ups, I winked at him, but without any intention. I only do weird things when I get nervous. I sent it.

You know?

And he said, don't worry, it's my job and I'm happily married.

Oh no! I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. No, amiga! No! No, no, no. I do understand. I mean, it has happened to me. It happens to someone and you say, thank you, and you nod and say, why? But imagine that you're grabbing your boob. The doctor would say,

Hey, calm down, it's my job.

I don't see you with a morbo.

What's wrong with you?

And besides, you clearly have a medical issue.

Do you see my ring? I'm married. Don't make me... I don't...

No, but I mean, how strong is it to be going to the next appointment and you already feel the difference in the doctor's behavior, that, well, Lupita...

Good afternoon.

No, and that they sit you in the chair. Please sit down, it's not true. It's not true. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. No, no amiga, perdón. Perdón, espero que estés bien de salud por lo que dices de las complicaciones. ¿Nos puedes mandar qué complicaciones? No, no es cierto. Espero que estés mejor de salud, pero también que incómodo estar entonces viendo algo grave porque dice que sí se le complicó. Y estar con el doctor, güey. Siento que sí sería de esas cosas que yo, yo, Cas, estoy dormida y abriría los ojos y diría, me mame. I feel like it's one of those things that I would do. I'm sleeping and I would open my eyes and say,

I love you. Why?

I feel like I have a lot of things like that, but I don't remember right now. Those things that I regret. Why did you say that? Why, why, why? Yes, yes, yes, but I don't remember.

Let's see, here you go. I liked a girl. She is super cute. and even though we kissed at parties, these are lesbians, up for the lesbians! Remember that Tijeriar rhymes! I liked a girl, she's super cute and even though we kissed in private at parties,

when I wanted to confess that I liked her or I threw her indirect messages, she told me that she liked guys. And in the end, I didn't say anything. Now she's my super friend and I love her a lot. I thought that she also liked me super amiga y la quiero mucho. Pensé que yo también le gustaba por lo que nos...

porque nos la vivíamos besando, pero no al parecer para ella reforzar la amistad.

¡Órale!

¿Ora qué? ¿Reforzar amistades? ¡Órale, reforzamiento! ¿Ellas son reforzar amistades?

¡Órale, mis refuerzos!

¡Hola, mis amistosas! ¡Ay, amistosas! Oh, am, I'm going to the pool! And then I would be like,

What's going on? But, dude, how? I don't know if we're...

If it's from Modjornas,

I don't know if it's from Modjornas,

that we're already... I'm a lady.

And I'm a man.

I'm a lady and you're almost 30.

30. Ya en ese plan, ya en ese plan. Entonces, no sé si la chaviza ahora sí refuerza las amistades. Pues es que vean, o sea, una cosa es por ejemplo, el beso del antro. Beso de tres y esas cosas. Que a mí me dan completamente igual. Sí, porque ni siquiera te alcanzas a besar. Pero esos besos a mí me dan completamente igual y siento que es en el momento por echar desmadre. for throwing a fit. Yes. We're weirdos. But I feel like they're not referring to a kiss from a friend.

No, we were taking it to kiss and kiss. I mean, it was kiss and kiss. It wasn't like...

I mean...

No.

It was kiss and kiss.

Kiss and kiss. And I feel like you're hiding that there was a grip.

There was a grip. There was a grip.

At least a grip. Yes, there was a grip. There was a grip. At least a waist. Yes.

Of course.

I say that if you see the kiss with the hands back like this. It's better to hug. Yes. And for lesbians it's very easy.

No.

Of course, you don't need penetration on the lips. Just go up.

Go up.

Panocheate it. I'm gonna chat with her. Yes! Obviously they got to know each other. They did tell us that lesbians don't really do tijeras.

Yes, they did. They did tell us, right?

Yes.

They don't break my fantasy.

Yes.

But, for me, that's not a reinforcement of my chamacas. No, for me, I feel like they're already arguenderas. Yes. And I feel like they like you something that happens. I'm an expert, but I know that there are many, for example, straight people who love to like lesbians. And there are those straight people who like to like lesbians,

and suddenly they are maniocs, because they follow the lesbian roll a lot. Because they are flirtatious. Because they are flirtatious by nature. And flirtatiousness doesn't see gender. No, it doesn't seeo, pero es como que le entran así, ah, ah, ah, así, y luego ya no saben decir que no.

Y luego ya andan bien nerviosas. Y andan nerviosas y luego no haciendo la mañosada. Y luego resulta que, ay, no, no, si a mí me gusta, no, no, no, te juro que a mí me gustan los chicos. I don't understand why you played me like this. And then it turns out that the girl you were flirting with gets mad because you're flirting with someone of the opposite sex at the party and she leaves.

Yes. Ugly.

And it also happens that the straight girl I swear I liked only boys. I swear. I don't even understand why you played me like this. They were kisses to reinforce friendship. So the lesbian says,

Oh, go, bitch. Sober, sober, sober.

Go, bitch.

Go, bitch. So they continue on the other side of the bridge. And again, for example,

so the lesbian starts flirting with another girl. And the other one?

And the other one is angry. She's angry about what? No, nothing, todo bien. De que que tienes, pues que no somos amigas, le dice la lesbiana. Y la hetero, no te juro todo bien, en el caso quédate con tu amiga.

¡Órale!

¿Eso pasa sí o no?

Sí.

Sí.

Y no me vengan a decir que no. Entonces dejen de andar reforzando amistades.

Ya.

Mejor digan, sois. I'm a manioc! I'm a manioc! I like guys, I love the cock, but I want to be a manioc one day! I want to try, I want to poke, I want to see how it feels to have sex with a woman. But don't come and tell me, I don't understand why manioc, but this is all... According to me, we were reinforcing friendship. Oh yeah, we only gave each other a six-minute tongue kiss. I mean, I swear, I swear. And we did go to the bathroom. But what about that?

That you grabbed my pussy, but that... You know? I mean...

If you're going to be manly, be manly in front.

Yes.

Don't be the manly type of person that... Yes, I see you, I get it.

What? I only like men. Shut up!

Tell the truth. I like men, but I want to see you fart. And I like to fart.

I like to fart. I like to experiment. So, dear lesbian, you sent us this message. I'm ashamed of. No, no, no. They do pijamadas and they make out. If they already kissed, they can't be friends anymore.

Well, northern aunts, dude.

Forget it.

Never again. Never again.

Because your friend is a hick. If you have friends and it's cool, it's cool that everything is clear, could you? Kiss my friends. If for example you kissed a lesbian friend and suddenly you say, no, you know what? You say, no, I just like men.

Ah, well, let's continue as friends. Well, I feel that if the relationship is desexualized, yes. For example, if neither of us is seeing each other with attraction. No, but one of us likes her, she's a lesbian. No, I couldn't. Really? I mean, I know this, let's say you're the lesbian.

I come and tell you that I was a lesbian yesterday at the club, so we can continue being friends. But you tell me, no, I like you, really. I can have the responsibility to tell you no, we can continue being friends and you decide if you let me or not. But I also feel that you couldn't know that I told you the truth, but at the same time you still like me. I would say, like, dude, no. Maybe we'll meet in a year. And we'll talk again.

Look, get the hang of it.

Would you?

No.

I think I wouldn't because I would reinforce the friendship. I keep reinforcing friendship. I think I would feel like... Like... I don't want to say uncomfortable, but I would feel weird. Like, I would feel embarrassed. Like, I would say,

I saw you as a friend all this time, and yes, we went to a different club, but you weren't seeing me as a friend. You know, I would feel like a chick. Why don't you guys go to the mall with each other?

Oh!

I feel like it's the trip of knowing that the other person is a lesbian. Of course, no, and I feel like the mall with the mall won't know what to do. The mall girls like to be done, but they don't like to kiss for the night. Of course! They just like to look like stars. And that's what the girls do. I swear, I don't know, it's my first time, I've never been with a girl.

You know?

And then they want the lesbian to do everything for them. And the lesbians love that. They love that, don't worry, I'll do everything for you.

That's what they do!

Confirm,s, confirm! No, seriously, they tell them, I swear, don't worry, I'll do everything for you. I'll teach you. I'll teach you how! You don't have to do anything. Don't worry, you don't have to do anything. And holding hands.

Let's go!

Let's go, Drecio!

That's why it's always the combination of lesbian, manosa. Ay. I had tried to make a union. Like, get along. But I feel like the manosas are going to be like,

who grabs who?

Or...

You know?

You know how?

I was like...

I was like...

I was like...

No.

That's disgusting.

No, my shit.

Or like...

I was like... I was like...

A kiss or what? Like a kiss

Oh, it hurt It hurt like what?

The nails I'm not a lesbian I don't feel it like that anymore I have long nails I don't know if it was the top or what

Or both of them like this

And they start dancing

Yeah, I mean, no way.

I think we're going to get scolded for this episode.

No!

They're doubts.

No way, I don't like it, I want to flow. They're doubts we have.

But, well, confirm the lesbians.

And remember that this is a safe space where we have learned things with you. If they like manioc, they have tried to be with another manioc. And if they are lesbians... If they like maniocs. Exactly. What is the fun of maniocs? And I feel that lesbians love to convert.

Oh yeah?

Uuuuh!

Uuuuh!

Uuuuh!

I was going to tell you!

But you don't know anything about life! No, but it's very obvious to me. Like, lesbians, with this very strong energy, they get very challenged to say, like, you don't know. But, she might get a little bit of it.

I'm going to put it on the table. You never know, little cheese.

You never know.

You never know.

So, who's going to turn her into? Who's going to turn her into? Who's going to turn her into? We're going to be ripping her off. Who's going to be the first one to bite the cheese? I've tried it and I want to tell her, girl, no. You know what?

Let's comb them. You're already making me rip. No, no, no. No, kid, no. Besides, calm down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of Siguiente. Cuando mi papá estaba chiquito, a ella dijo el de mi papá. A ver. Ella dijo las alucinas, contando experiencias ajenas.

Cuando mi papá estaba chiquito, le daba miedo entrar a los baños de su primaria porque dicen que es más feo que un baño de la carretera. Entonces le dieron ganas de ser del 2 y por el medio el miedo no aguantó y se hizo. They thought it was a gas leak. They called the firemen, canceled the classes. And he never said anything. And he was shitting or what?

How?

Oh, man, I send him a hug. It's good that he needs it.

How?

But he had poop in his pants, he didn't do it in the bathroom?

No, we got to the bathroom. No, he did it. He did it because he was very afraid to go to the bathroom. What? Imagine that the firemen came and you were like this, shit in the yard.

No way!

Where does the smell come from?

Yes.

Oh no, that would be very embarrassing.

Oh my God.

If I was embarrassed, I would go home.

Yes.

No.

No, I'm sorry, and you're a kid. Yes. I think that can be traumatic. No. but I remember that in Barraba they would write, fuck you, you're a dick, so don't get in my way. I mean, what the fuck? You know, but not my fear.

But disgusting, yes.

Very disgusting, really. But imagine shitting yourself for not... No way, dude. I never shit in the school's bathrooms. No, that's why I the truth. I would say, please. Please, Miceka.

You got dirty at school. With poop?

With menstruation.

Oh, me.

Yes, with explosive shit. Yes, I think I told you once that I had to wear ballet shoes and a pants that had different pieces of clothing because it stained me horribly horribly. I was at school all day with a ballerina, like, imposing fashion.

Ah, yes, yes.

That time. Yes, true. But I feel like the stain is not so secretive. It's like, oh, well, I didn't stain myself. Well, yes, it's very embarrassing, but the firemen won't talk to you.

How? I thought it was a gas leak. Damn. What Alex? What's up, man? We have to tell your daughter where you found your secrets. I'll leave it to you. What happened there? What happened there? No, it's not true. Thank you very much for saying this.

And the truth is sad. Yes. Now, let's say this. One day I went to the gym and there was the super-nude, but with an ugly face.

Wow! the super-nude, but with an ugly face. Oh, wow! Exigent!

One day I went to the gym and there was the super-nude, but with an ugly face. He wanted to use the same bench for an exercise, but the guy always left his dumbbells there. So I was like, are you going to keep using the bench?

He said yes, and I said, ok, so I don't have to move the dumbbells. So, I'm obviously a weakling, I won't be able to move them.

You're making me a little grill here.

She said, I, when I can't get in the league in class. What do I help myself with?

Well, it's your embarrassing secret.

Why?

Well, I feel like it's a shame to be a pick me. No, but it's not pick me. No? I understood es de Pick Me. No? Yo la entendí como de Pick Me. No, es de que va con el vato y que, oye, vas a seguir ocupando el banco porque están sus mancuernas. Y el vato le dice sí, y ella, ah, ok, y ella, que bueno porque no iba a poder moverlas. Es de Pick Me, güey.

No.

Sí, o sea, de que un mamado, sí de cara ugly face, but she liked it. And it was like, I'm not going to be able to move them. No, I didn't say that. Ah, ok, so you don't have to move the crutches, she said. Literally, what? Are you going to keep occupying the bench? The girl said. And the boy says yes, and I said,

Ah, ok, so you don't have to move the crutches. So what? I was going to be able to move them. It's a little confusing. Yes, it's just that she was not going to be able to move the stools because they are heavy and she is super weak.

That's her secret.

Of course, it's just that I understand. Remember that I overthink everything. It's those times when you say that when they gave me the fine and I said, I'm taking a shower, give me like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what?

I'm like he would have said that she wouldn't move. Of course. And I saw it like this and I said,

Well, don't move them.

It's a secret.

So, leave them there.

What? Move them?

Or throw them to hell.

It's that. I feel like it's that. And she says, no, it was what Lupita said. And I was like, ah. Yes, you justified that. No, really, that was the secret. And I left. I wasn't going to move them.

I haven't told anyone.

Let's see, here's another one. There was a time when I lived at my sister's house, we're reading them live, let's see if we're not reading them wrong. There was a time when I lived at my sister's house, at the same time I was in a relationship. Were you there or not? I think I was with a guy.

Ok, with a guy. I remember my sister told me she was going to her mother-in-law's house, which was like three blocks away from her house. But whenever she went, she stayed there for one or two hours. So I told the guy, come or are you scared? Come on Lupita, tell him! Now the fear comes out.

Come on, flirt!

And here we go. ¡Cállalo! ¡Ahora que la miedo, Sara! ¡Ándale, coqueta! ¿Qué?

Y ándale que fue. En el patio había cámaras, entonces las apagué. ¡Ay! Ella dijo maleante. ¡Ay! Ella dijo de verdad maquiavélica.

Le llamé a mi hermana para distra dijo que no pasaba nada, que a lo mejor le hubiera dicho para no llegar y ya. Ay, cuando vienen a Mexicali...

¡Ay, un saludo!

Ay, besito. Hermana mía. Este... Güey.

La verdadera aventura.

Y ella dijo logíst off, you see. I feel like that's a small but proud fact. Ben, are you afraid? And he wasn't afraid.

Eh?

He wasn't afraid.

Let's see if he wasn't afraid of you when he didn't get you down. Eh, bastard? Well, you know what reminded me? Do you remember that I told you about a friend who was staying at my house and I found her taking a walk in the hallway? Do you remember I told you?

No way, it was a secret! I told you about a friend who was staying at my house and she started to act like a girlfriend. The thing is that one day I arrived like... I loved it! The thing is that one day I arrived like this... I it! The thing is that one day... I was coming in and I arrived...

I came upstairs and there was nothing.

I checked my room, I checked my room... and there was nothing.

So I arrived, I went into my house and I started to hear... And you? There's a concert!

Oh my God, I applauded!

I was like...

And I was like... What do I do with this? But I didn't make any noise and the light was off,

so I'm going to do this.

I think the croquis of the house is important here. Oh, it's true. You enter through here and you don't have to go through that corridor to get to your house. No. So she must have said, nobody's going to pass. Nobody's going to pass. Because my house and my aunt's house are separated by a corridor.

I feel like I grew up with you. Look, the house of Hermosillo. And my aunt and I have the same porch. So, to get into my house, I go here. And that's the corridor. I didn't make any noise because I didn't want to wake my mom up.

Because it was very late and I didn't want her to know I was here. I was drinking Dwiches. I was like, I'm a little drunk. And then, all of a sudden, and I was like, is it? I don't think so.

I'm going to cry.

I did this in the hallway. And they had it like this,

against the wall.

In the laundry room.

Not because they were whitening their clothes. Tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, tra, throw them water. I was like, oh my god. And you get scared like this. But they didn't see you? I don't remember this part. No, because you realize that the hallway is a little bit more... You can see everything. I don't know if there was a spotlight. You know, like...

The spotlight was off.

They would have done it in the street. I saw everything. The dress up to here. Everything. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm not going to be the one to be blamed. How do you think? Don't blame me. You see my mom, you see my dad. Let my dad see you.

If my brother comes in, don't blame him. Don't be a pain. Sorry, he went to take a shower.

Not bad.

Not bad. Remember that you have to control the pirinola. And she lost control. She wanted to keep playing. And she got pregnant. control I dropped out of college for the same reason. That's a big one. I dropped out of high school. I was so smart, but I got out on her 7th Sunday. I know that's a big one, but no.

Yes, but I did get pregnant. I'm going to tell you a secret. Don't you remember those times you did those kind of things? Obviously, don't do it in your parents' backyard.

Because you were hiding and I was like... I prefer to hide because you live with your parents so... You have to be in places! Let me say something!

You're not telling me anything!

I'm not saying anything!

Ask her! Tell me a place where you hid! Oh, so many yesterdays! Tell me a place where you hid! In the car outside of a party.

Oh, wow!

In the car outside of a mass. But she said it like that.

What about you, May? You've never hidden?

Motels? Is that what they say about hiding in a motel? Hotel? No, I feel like it has to be more like...

Clandestine.

Yes.

Well...

A bathroom.

Where? A party or something?

A party.

Ah, well, a party bathroom.

That applies.

I...

I was like a little kid here, like...

The beach!

At night, at a party! I'm thinking... La playa! Come! A party at night! I'm thinking... A party at night at the beach, when you say, hey, come... I think I saw it, in a car outside the house. Let's go! Let's go!

No, we already have a house. I'm with my house, and I'm like, outside.

Imagine!

I thought, you know, here? No, I'm going to what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what?

I'm like, what?

I'm like, what?

I'm like, what? I'm like, what? Lo, o sea mi novio también hace lo mismo. Así que nos olemos los ombligos mutuamente. Ja, ja, ja. Qué asco me da decirlo. Pero cabe mencionar que somos bien limpios y nos bañamos todos los días. Ya.

A ver.

Okay.

Mira, voy a bloquear el celular para darte toda mi atención.

Por ejemplo.

¿Qué pedo? Por ejemplo, yo entiendo que hay partes del cuerpo de tu pareja que a lo mejor te gusta oler. Por ejemplo, sé de muchas morras que les encanta oler el axil al novio. Sé de por ejemplo, ¿te gusta oler la oreja de Pachi, creo?

La oreja. La oreja.

Me gusta mucho oler la oreja de Pachi y cosas así. O sea, ¿cuándo te vas a acostar, le hueles así cerca? Oh, okay, okay. It's here. I mean, I understand Vic and I... I understand Vic because they hug.

Of course.

Here it is, close. But how far would Vic have to lower his navel to smell Apache's navel? There you are. I mean, you know, it's a movement of... Maybe they're lying down. Also?

Or maybe they're lying down the other way around or what? That you... No, they're lying lying like this and then watching TV. But still, it's the movement. There's a lot of movement. It's very forced. What does your navel smell like? I'm going to finish the episode like this. Let's see, does my navel smell?

Did you stick your finger in?

Well, it smells like soap, yes. It smells like cream.

Oh, my tongue smells like flowers. Uh-huh. Oh, it smells like flowers!

Like vanilla!

It doesn't smell like anything! It's like when you were going to clean your pee when you were a man. It smells like antibacterial soap. It smells like I took a shower. It smells like my navel. Let's see if it smells like your navel.

Or maybe since they like hormones too, it smells like earwax. Oh Come on

Yeah

See mm-hmm

Because I

Know

Siento que si les huele medio a se vital el ombligo

porque siento que si no les oliera nada porque lo I smell your navel. Because I feel that if I didn't smell anything, because I smell it. Besides, I feel that it's different to smell your own navel because it's your smell, than someone else's. Maybe someone else's smells different than yours. You say, hmm, a little smell. It smells like...

Your navel smells like sebum.

Of course.

Sex, rather.

And condom. And condom and semen. That's what your belly smells like. And chlorine. They told us that on the weekend. Oh, really? That semen smells like chlorine.

Yes, and I was like, wow, what a comparison! Yes, it's true. I never thought about it.

But, well.

Okay.

This...

How...

How...

Interesting. For example... When I... For example, when I had a panic attack in Cartagena, I smelled your hand and I liked smelling your hand. But it's a way to calm down. Quequesito calmed me down.

But there are times when there are skins, I guess with people you're close to. Let's see, you... Have you ever had a boyfriend that you said, I love the way he smells? And we're not talking about perfume or anything. That you said,

Yes.

And did you smell him somewhere?

The neck.

Like this?

Yes.

Like saying hi, but I feel like that's very normal.

Like saying hi and I like it a lot.

Like,

Yeah. I have to say hi and I like to... But you had a part about the navel, that it's intentional, I'm going to smell your navel. No, never. Me neither. Don't we live life, dude? Are we very Northern and some assholes? We have to do a Fetishes 2.

Yes, yes, the truth. Because it can't be possible. And for Fetishes 2 we have to have a work on that. Say, guys... Homework. Yes. I have new fetishes. My parents left me alone at home with my aunt. I had a dog and my aunt fell asleep. And because I was five years old, I couldn't open the bathroom door.

And I also didn't like my aunt. Great curious fact. And I thought about doing it and I pooped on my aunt.

What?

Let's see. What? I understand that you're on the floor because you can't open your mouth. But you said, my aunt also shits at 5 years old. Let's go, bitch. I'm going to shit on you, really. When we were on the floor saying that we are going to look at the guys we like, she said, I'm going to shit on the one who shits on me.

Really. Dude, what?

You know who you sent this story to. I would like you to give us more information. What did your aunt do to you? Yes, and also, how much evil did you feel at 5 years old? Solid poop or water? Because if it was solid, I thought, can I leave you a cerote? Apart from how you did in your aunt, you got on the bed and what?

I have many logistical doubts. How, dude, did you know that there are people who like to be shit in the mouth? Justamente sabias que hay personas que les gusta que le caen en la boca y se la comen. Nos contó alguien. Ya tenemos de fuente cercano a alguien que no que se la comió sino que cagó en una boca.

Que fuerte.

Que barbaro. Que barbaro chicos. No, pero ya hay soñaba episodios donde habláramos de caca la verdad. Y de lesbianas y de todo. De todo, de, everything, everything. What did you think of this episode? Do you like it? We have a debate table, which we won't talk about. But do you like it when we ask you and you contribute or not?

Yes, I feel like you always like it. I always see super cool comments about that. Ok, one comment that I see that you don't like, we won't take it into account because it seems very funny to me. Indeed. Indeed. Efectivamente. Efectivamente. Y luego... Una última. Una vez mi amiga y yo fingimos que nos habían asaltado

para no decirle a mi mamá que había perdido mi celular nuevamente y evitar que me regañara. Veníamos de la escuela y noté que ya no tenía mi celular. Intentamos marcar, pero el celular ya estaba apagado. Señal de que ya valió y no volvería a ver mi celular. I would never see my phone again. My friend saw me so nervous and sad that she said, when I got home, I have to tell them that we were robbed, that they took my money and my phone.

And that's how I got out of a scolding and I got a new phone. Bitch. And the scare you gave your mom, bitch. Yes, because we... I mean... I would have loved it if you had told us how you made the lie longer. Sí, ¿qué contaste? ¿Cómo fue el asalto? ¿Cómo fue? Eso, ¿de qué? Entonces, te juro, mamá, íbamos caminando por la calle, y de repente llegó un muchacho.

No, y más que la mamá le dijera, ¿pero cómo se veía el muchacho? Ay, quería reportar, pero quería poner la denuncia. ¿Cómo se veía el muchacho? Claro, ¿cómo se veía? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I told you about when my brother told a lie that had hit the whole car on one side and that he told me to stand in front of the bump and that my dad was not going to see it and I, how do you think? I mean, not that I measure six meters long and so on and then, I don't remember what episode it was, I'll tell you later or not.

Yes.

Well, it turns out, for new people, my brother is like Lupita, is the Lupita of my family. Yes. It's the magnifying glass of my family. And then there's my friends' magnifying glass, and that's how I took it. But my brother was... there was a car in the house, and my brother took it in secret. He took it, and I think it was raining, and he was going to drive around, and I think he crashed the car. I don't remember how the story went.

The point is that he hit the whole side, from the front to the back. So, that car was parked. And once we were going to go out to eat, my dad said, we should go for this car that we haven't moved. We have to move it. And my brother was like, what? There's no way.

So, my brother comes to my room and says, Kaz, I need you to help me. And I said no. I said, forgive me, but no. And I said, and more because you were in an accident. Sure. I hit a pole, I mean, nothing happens, but it was like, it's serious. I mean, you have to learn your lesson that you can't be grabbing things

and then go out hiding at night and stuff. So my brother said, no, no, no, I'm not even going to ask you to lie. What I'm going to ask you is that when I park the car in front of the house, tú te pares en frente del golpe y ya mi papá se va a subir al carro a manejarlo y no lo va a ver. ¡Ay, don chingón!

Él dijo... Estrategia.

Él dijo, no pienso.

Claro, claro, claro.

Y le dije, André, el carro está chocado de todo el lado del copiloto. O sea, ni aunque me ponga yo a lo largo, colgada, lo vamos a tapar. And my brother, no, please. So what I did, I got really nervous. I told my dad, sorry, but I forgot I had an appointment for my nails. And I'm not going to eat. And my dad, oh, don't worry.

So my brother, the bastard, what he did was he drove the car back home, I mean, he turned the car around and parked it on the other side, you know? But he knew my dad was going to drive, because generally my usually drove. So my brother said, Dad, I'm really excited to drive the car, do you think I can drive it? So my dad got in the driver's seat,

and my brother got in the driver's seat.

Where he was shocked.

And he gave me a kick. And I got home from Las Uñas and I was shaking, shaking because I said, it's worth it, it's worth it. You were very excited. and when my brother was there with my dad it turns out that my dad never realized when he got in and out of the restaurant because my brother always parked the car strategically but what my brother didn't think is that my dad's dream has always been to be a mechanic

so once my dad was washing the car he specifically gave the paint a ray of sun because my brother raised money with the weeks and he had it fixed. But obviously, you know, there are places to places. The place where he had it fixed

didn't have the right tone of paint, because it was a gray color, I don't know what tone. So that time my dad was cleaning the car, he gave him the sun ray exactly there and my dad said, this paint is not... My dad didn't have to ask a single question, he just came and scolded my brother. And when he finished the scolding, because the important thing is that my brother was okay and that he learned,

and when he finished the scolding, my dad told us. He gave the car the sun and I realized that it wasn't the same paint. Dude, but I swear that later I would look at the car and say, but how not? How not? It's the same, do you realize? And that's why they caught him weeks later. He said, I'm free. He said the real secret. But instead of telling his dad, I messed it up but I'm going to pay for it. Because in the end he paid for it.

But saving to pay for it. Because in the end I was going to pay for it, now he fixed it. But it gives more courage than the one who lies to me. And that he takes the lie of, until here it is. I would have told you where, I mean, you'd have to spend a lot of money on something that you didn't know. Yes, you would have saved a couple of weeks more and I would have told you where we could take him. But no, the lie. Yes, I was also very good at telling lies.

So, I want to know about your story. How did you tell this story? It's just that mom, they robbed us. We were passing by where I swear It was coming from a corner, we were walking and when we realized it, we thought it was our friend but it wasn't, and he told us to give him everything they had It was so weird! But well, let's go watch TV

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I'm so nervous! No way, we're in the final stretch. Look, I have the tour in May in the United States. I'm so nervous!

Oh my God, we're in the final stretch. I have my earrings on.

Yes.

Oh, and we also have to buy the necklaces for Chuy Ortiz.

Yes, I love it.

We love you so much, see you next time.

Bye!

Bye! Bye!

Mama, you're hallucinating!