So Officer Winters thinks I'm drinking tonight. We're about to do a test and he's gonna find out I had nothing to drink. He's gonna look stupid.
Okay, you can relax.
So I'm gonna read you a Miranda.
When's the last time you smoked weed?
I do not remember that.
Tonight?
I have had no weed tonight.
I blew zero so now you're trying to think I smoked weed.
You can't do that, man.
You really can't do that. Absolutely I can't. Right now you're being placed under arrest for operating while intoxicated, OK? It sounds like you got traffic stopped.
Let me know right now how it's going.
All right. All right. All right. Jesus. 2, 3, 4, 5.
We're going home tonight. No evidence or no information to suggest that you're
under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Is he still here? Yeah, he's around here. Can I talk to him? Hey buddy, what's going on? Remember when I told you when you first pulled me over? I had nothing to drink.
He's gonna look stupid.
And you're like, you're impaired. You're on drugs. You drink alcohol. Turns out I'm not on any of that.
Really dumb decision by you today. Really dumb decision by you today.
I'm really disappointed.
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