Dad vs INDIAN NEWS MEDIA - Its Done Bro

What is Vastaguna Hunya?Reel ka rozgaar chal raha hai dosto.Reel ka rozgaar.Ab ek reel banane ke liye 65 ,000 rupees.Tumne yeh free mein banaya.

Isse accha toh mujhe serial dekhna hai.Arey mummy, yeh bhi koi serial se kam thodi hai.Aise papa, main Goa ja rahe hoon.Papa mujhe ladkiya pasand hai.

Papa mujhe mini skirt kharid liye hai.

Where will you find this kind of addiction in Mukti?

Reach here at 9 .30 tomorrow.Reach here at 9 .30 tomorrow.If you want to improve your relationship with your father, then reach here at 9 .30 tomorrow.I have arranged a course for you with a lot of difficulty.

Is there a class today?

Of course.We are not a mainstream news channel that will be fake.See, usually the place of the letter H is broken.But we are still connected.And in the same way, we will connect you with your father.Come, sit, sit.

Have a welcome drink.

Sira.

He was my father.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

He is alive, but his son turned him into a news anchor.In fact, he loved him so much that he even changed my name.What?Pornhub.

At the website?

Anchor of a news site.That's why I can understand your problem.

But I just want to talk to my dad.How do I do that?

Papa.

Papa, hello.Papa!

Say it with the caps locked on.This was your biggest mistake.Even if a person changes 4 news channels, they still hear your voice.Ask that father.So take these steps and say it.Like you're stuck in a jungle and while going from there, you need the attention of a rescue helicopter.

Now add a little Sunny Deol to it.Come on, TRP can go higher.Once more, once more.That was breaking news.Now you are ready.Now drink the scuff syrup and repeat after him.

Students are doing it.I ASK!I ASK!AND ASK YOURSELF!AND ASK YOURSELF!I'M PROUD OF THAT!

Keep it down, keep it down.

He's getting high, sir.

This is what happens when you get high as a reporter.Great, perfect.SPIDER -MAN!

SPIDER -MAN!His ideal is Spider -Man.His ideal is his parents.

Are you okay?

Same pins.Even my ears are in pain.

I'll try applying the first chapter.

ASK THAT FATHER!

What happened son?Oh my god!Can you hear my voice?

Korean hearts!

You can leave the character in front of me now, okay?I just got a new ear.

Oh, sorry, sorry.I'll be talking in the voice of a reporter all the time, but what's next?What topics should I talk about?Look, if I talk about politics, there will be a controversy.

Look, first of all, you can sing their favorite songs, but in the same tone.

And dad doesn't show interest in what you say because you make sense.

They want nonsense by getting tired of the office, man.And you have so many competitions in that.Pick a random one.Like what's trending right now?

World Cup Messi?

And what do you feel like doing after watching his news?

Do you want to f**k Messi even after winning the World Cup?Messi and f**king Atma.

So he lost the final so that he can stay alive?

Why are you using your brain?You don't have to!

They'll say, why would Messi think about f**king Atma?Why?Why would he think?He didn't think.But should he think?Oh!

Oh, understood, understood.

Even if you laugh like this, your dad will say, Out, out, out, out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out,

son Junaid Khan unable to openly oppose his father's third marriage?

Music.Learn from their debate.No matter how bad a joke your dad makes, you have to laugh like...Sir, I'm done.

How do I make my mom and dad talk?

It's simple.Tell your mom to make personal attacks like news.Shut up.In Haryana, you're making Jalebi.When the headless debate will happen at home, why will we watch TV, dad?Just set the vibe.

And enjoy the 4D experience of the news debate.

What are you doing, dad?I'm scared of dad's anger.How do I avoid his scolding?

A proper news anchor is not scared of anger and abuse.In fact, he counts them.

The number of abuses given to him has reached 130.He has given 4 abuses.On the third number, with 3 abuses...

In the matter of vulgar and inappropriate language, new records have been broken.

I'm confused, sir.It's simple.Whenever you make a mistake, use that blame as if America is using its missiles.Put it on any random country.Close your eyes and wherever you find your finger on Google Maps, it's their involvement.Say it.

What should I say?

If you make a huge mistake, it's this.And your Trump.Your second card is the main card.The longest CD of the snake CD.So straight away, winner.

All you have to do is say, Support me from Pakistan.Pakistani connections and Pakistani handles.

After this, papa will have to take your side.Because if he doesn't, then you can call him anti -national.

But sir, this is a bad manipulation.

That's what news reporters do.

And what if this doesn't work either?

So just you speak, evident?Your papa has been used to seeing such bad graphics and VFX for so many years, that you, Ms. Grace,generate on this green screen.He's used to it in the news.What if there's a war?What if there's a riot?

What if there's a fire?If he can put himself in such a parliament, then you can put yourself in such a tuition class too.

Imagine what all you'll make.Everyone will agree, dad.No one's going to question you.Yes.

Now I understand everything.You just follow all these tips.And I can guarantee that in a week, your dad's chest will be so wide without jeans.How wide will it be, sir?

4 inches wider than Salman Khan.And 8 inches wider than your cricketer Virat Kohli.Virat's chest is 42 inches wide.Salman Khan's chest is 46 inches wide.More than all of these.

Thank you, sir.Thank you.You are truly an angel, sir.By making a deal with my real personality, I entered the role of a news anchor.By following all these notes, I had completely entered the character.From that day, my life changed.

Papa, I say, now this is called a lovey -dovey.Before asking anything, our vibes matched.Now, let's discuss movies.Now, you answer.Spiderman!How was it?

Spiderman!

It was fun, son.It was fun.

Did you have fun watching the propaganda of American spiders?Are you also an American agent?I raise questions to my dad and change the subject.By the way, dad, you work for an American multinational company, am I right?

Yes.

That means this entire family is funded by America.That's why I like this Spider -Man.This roti is funded by the CIA.I can't eat it.I'm sorry.I'll go eat golgappas outside.

I'll eat it from a local vendor.

CIA's roti?

Now I'm better at everything.

You failed again in the exam.Phone, phone, phone.

Papa, have you ever thought why this mobile is made in China?You must have also thought about this question.Because the link of this phone is connected to China.This failure is not my fault.It's China's fault.It's a big mistake of China.

I'll go to the bathroom.If you look closely, even your stomach has a connection to China.Putin eats more Indian food than you do.

Putin eats paneer, omelette, fish and porridge.Putin likes tomatoes, cucumber and salad leaves.Your tongue is getting very sharp but your maths is still weak.Read it.

A news anchor never reads the maths.18 police officers have been injured but now, in total, 83, meaning 45 police officers plus 18, 43, uh, 83 police officers, uh, 63.

This isn't even a paper -like batch.

Now I don't have to study Maths anymore.

How did this hunger strike happen?You were eating sticks right?

My dad has started liking me.And sometimes my logical side comes back.Logic out, out, out, out.Get out, get out, get out, get out.I start feeling disgusted at my own words.That's when I put up the news for 10 seconds and...

Vastagana hoiya.What is Vastagana hoiya?

Vastagana hoiya.Vastagana hoiya.Bro, Jackie Chan!Chinese!So this is a secret code to ask for Chinese funding!I knew it for real, bro.

This is a code!Stop it!

Stop it!

Now everywhere you see propaganda.What do you think?This is just an ordinary painting?This is a flag of Ukraine, which was made into an agent.Here, not Asian paint, but Ukrainian paint was used.Now I pick up intellectual topics, like...

There's one more word.Kuchu Puchu.And...He was gesturing.I connect with you.Let's connect.

I'm from Qatar.I'm an importer.Son, you have zero in true and false.Dad, because for a news reporter, what's true is false and what's false is true.

You've started this real job again.

These days reporters are showing the same stuff on TV.I'm doing the same thing as they do.

News reporters are doing this?Then...Me too, me too, me too.

Look at our bonding.Mom, dad finally found their love language.Look at your lips.

I'll go to the gym first.

They communicate all day.

What's going on here?Who is this guy?Where is this boy going?

Uncle, I came from Panvel.

He called me. I didn't even want to come.You're lying.No, uncle.You're lying.I can handle this.Sir's trump card always works.

You were with him the whole day.

No, dad.I went to college.Here's the proof.Yes, you're in college.We talk with solid proof.But thanks to the habit of news debate, dad doesn't get it.

real.Yesterday, I hit Papa's car.But instead of taking the blame, I sent him this video.That he broke the car.And Papa agreed.If only we could get the funding to spread such misinformation...

Papa, can I go to Goa?

Such intense music?You must be going to study for some country.Go.Go to Goa.

Come here.Ek din mein itna joon.I think I finally became what I hated, but what my papa loved.A news reporter.

Aan, ban gayi papa ki favourite reporter?Yes sir.Toh wo course ki fees agar mil jati toh, matlab course complete ho gaya hai toh.

Aapki favourite actress Jacqueline Fernandez hai na?

What?

What did you think?That I wouldn't know that you're a Sri Lankan agent?Agent?And I'm never going to provide funding to Sri Lanka.

Talk to me.

You want to teach me such weird skills and make my house look like Sri Lanka.And I'm never going to provide funding to such a Sri Lankan agent.

You learned all this from me and now you're applying it to me?

Sorry sir, but a good reporter is the one who misleads everyone equally.Even if it's you.Wrong answer, sir.It's called F dot dot dot.

F dot dot dot?You don't know F dot dot dot or I don't know?

Gautami, Gautami, should I let you go or not?A news reporter is called by his name.Ma 'am, say ma 'am.Sir, this is bad manipulation.

That's what news reporters do.F dot dot dot.

Spider -Man!