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Dan has fallen in LOVE - Tomodachi Life #2

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Phil games slide welcome back to Fantopia.Yes, the island where anything is possible like Phil's delusional self ships with hot actors Hey, I can't help which hot actors fall in love with me on this island Phil you fall in love with him.

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Oh, yeah He is curious and a bit scared curious is the word before we start the drama I feel like we need to meditate a bit of a mindful moment.

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Yes Manifesting Dan a moment of your time sky daddies.Hi.We are welcome back.We are the sky daddies the money icon We're gonna turn your piss into money gold.That's only fans that is only Immediately even though all of this stuff is happening fillers attention.

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I want attention what hi yeah Here's the thing, my helicopter isn't coming for another few minutes.

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Your helicopter?No.Right, get f -fucking - You just denied me a game!Get - Anyway Hudson, what are you up to?What?We've done Red Light Green Light.

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I see the favoritism.I'm feeling a bit out of sorts.Relationship rankings, Phil number one.Dan acquaintance not interested.

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Eat that!Oh my fucking god.I was talking to bro.I got a little angry.Oh.Why?

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Calm down.Tap his head.

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Oh, I thought you can give him the rubs.I'm just giving him the poke.

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You're just giving him a poke.

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Okay, sorry.

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This room doesn't really match my personality.You need stripy walls.

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Yes.Oh my god house renovation.We thought we were safe from this.Get ready for the nine -hour house special.

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Thanks Phil.Thanks Phil.Now back to Phil.Oh Oh, chapel with the normcore outfit.That doesn't look right, does it?

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No, I think it needs some rainbow socks.This is our room.

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Oh my god.This is the room that we're in.That's what we need.The nothing but me set.That's the tech billionaire weirdo set.That's scary.

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one.That's the I wake up every day and wear the same gray t -shirt room.Hello.Heart overload.There you go.

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Pink pony club.Now she has the pink pony crib.

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Keep on sitting in the pink crib.

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Crib.I want to change the entire room.Bam.Does anyone in the comments want that for their house?That is overstimulating me already.It's hurting my eyes.

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I'm scared.I'm stressed.Get fucking roasted.I thought you'd like it more.We've got loads in common.We like supporting lesbians together.

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Sure, I want to support the lesbians.Chapa loves the house so much, she's fucking dying.

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Okay, that's - that's devastating.There's no signs that Phil likes supporting lesbians.Whoa.I'm just saying.

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Oh shit.

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We can get someone else.Not that there's a problem with the sausages that are there.Yeah.But it's becoming a bit of a fest.

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It is. I think we can both suggest someone and we can then see who wins.

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For that, do you want to feel like this?Feel like?

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No.Breathe away distractions.Hey, just do it.

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I was on my flight to Iceland You know when people are boarding yeah, and you're just sat there as everyone's flooding in and shoving bags up there It's like their first day on earth.

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3:36

It was a bit much so put on the headphones ripped a lagoon.

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Oh, that's more relaxing than being on a boat.Bro, I was Lagooning.Yeah in that seat.Lagooning hard.No Phil, lagooning softly.

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Yes.Stop hogging the field I personally like to choose a different sleep cast because you know I'm a busy brain sleeper, so I'm lying awake goingImportant thoughts Phil has so many important thoughts, and this just helps me chill my brain a little bit the cat marina Is what I've not seen before I want to go there Thanks for joining us.You hear the meow?

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So enjoy two whole months of mindful moments on us.And thank you.Back to the chaos.

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Who do you want to add to the island?After three, we'll say who we both thought of.

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Okay.Three, two, one.The girl from Prague.The golden pig.What?The girl from Prague?

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She offered me a cigarette.How do we add a pig to the game?I don't know.I thought we could paint them gold.Alright, in case you need to know, Phil has a golden pig.How would you not know?

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If you're here and you don't know what the golden pig is, run.Run before it's too late.

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I think it's a rock, paper, scissors.

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Pig or Prague.

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Okay.

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Face off.Here we go.Biggity, biggity, biggity, slit.Best of three.Best of three?You cheeky shit.

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Come on.

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Yes!

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Yeah you will.You're gonna feel the pig on the island.How old is the pig?Ancient.No, I think it's an adult.Yeah, you want that pig to be fuckable.

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Round.Oh my god.Spread out.

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Bald.Gold okay, that's the prompt oh That was bad sure they're gonna hate crime you're on the streets of London It needs it needs some tweaking.It needs a lot of tweaking to tweak it hard BAM.We need a rounder snout There's a fully round one there.I mean that's pretty perfect.

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Yeah, that's great who added to the sphincter now What is the bottle that the butthole or the ball sack mouth what great choices all right you ready?the perfect circle?Yes with pro controller.Oh look at this.

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Oh, no Daniel what you need a stylus for oh what happens if I just do this wait?

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Beautiful.Fuck it.There we go, it's the golden pig.

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I know that some of you people are like, I spend 17 and a half hours with my stylist making me's.We ain't got time for that.This is the pig.This is our golden pig.This is the pig.And I love them.

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And the pig is tiny.

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Yes.

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What is the gender of the golden pig?

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I never actually thought about it.It's just the golden pig.Maybe it's non -binary.

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This one is non -binary.

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Yeah, dating preferences, everyone.Every date.Everyone now, what's the voice of the golden pig?I feel like it's got a really deep voice.Let's do random.Oh my god.

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That's it No, that's it.

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We've done it.That's the that's what we've been given Really?

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Yeah, I mean it sounds like it's oinking.It sounds like an oinking pig.It does.It's fucking locked in very slow slow direct very direct The energy is flat.Yeah, they are very serious, and they are extremely normal We have a confident capitalist pig yeah, I'm feeling quite proud of our pig Yeah, oh my god Sigma them Iconic same Dan shook hands with someone earlier, and I went and washed his hands afterwards I don't know where they've been.

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There has been some uproar about your hair in this game.Apparently it's a mullet that you can have.

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Oh, I miss the mullet.I mean, look, these are the biblically accurate Wii U tablet selfie Dan and Phil's.There's something pure about them.And yet.

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7:37

Hi.

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Close friend.

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Oh, I see.Friend -zoned.What can I say?I'm feeling a bit wobbly.I think I'm...been thinking too hard.

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Oh my god existential crisis I've been there buddy inside Gay thoughts.Yeah, let me take a fucking look.Oh my god.

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Whoa my mind It's full of dice.

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Yeah, let me just oh my god.I'm doing this.We're gonna get a pro controller.What the fuck?

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What was that about?Oh much better?

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I would get rid of you guys don't fucking tap my dice leave me alone I know what he's stressed about what his ugly hair.What are we missing in the hair section?

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It's the back you can have something at the back.

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Oh, I can add the back.

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Yeah, okay?

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Party in the back there But it's like a curl at the front cuz that looks silly now.Yeah, we need like Undercut about this one and back are we saying that that's an improvement.

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I think so that's my boy So true.

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Oh, I don't like drama.You like it when I tell you a bit of tea.Spill it now.Phil, that's problematic.I can't believe you said that.Guys, it's over.

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Right, you denied me a game.I want to play my game.

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I know, but...

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Yes, you need a hat with three Z's on it.I don't think they're gonna have that one in the game.You look great in that though.Yeah, this is a good one.That's gonna be the WAD hat.Oh You're great Phil you're great.

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You're beautiful.No matter what they say.Well, there's a lion costume We have to get that for Phil might need the lion costume.

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9:18

Oh my god.I'm so excited Oh look, and it's an asda badge for me.Oh, yeah That's about to say it's a gay card.Sorry.Is he allowed to say that right?

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We need to curate a totally gold outfit I guess we could just choose what is the most plain and then make it gold.

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Hell.Yeah Right.

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Let's get fill in the lion suit What the fuck is happening?What is this?Phil, what are you doing?I'm having my moment.

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Don't judge me.What is coming out of your ass?Feathers.I ate a cushion.Why is Phil just doing runways?Scuba chic.

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Hmm, scuba?I hardly knew her.Henkai is in this season.

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It's your drag race audition.Yeah.What a koala -ty outfit.I can see her eucalyptus.

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Ew on both of us, okay.Don't, don't.

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Right, that was weird.

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Was that just in your mind, Pallas?

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The fuck was that?That's what happens every time I look in the window over Debenhams.

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Debenhams isn't even real.Fucking Debenhams.Alright, Phil, you have this.Yes!How'd you think about he really likes this Okay, yeah, you go speak to Hudson wearing that do you think he's gonna like me more is Hudson a furry?Let's find out Hudson Hudson.

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Where are you Chapel has fucking fallen over and can't get up, but that's a problem for later here We go round two look at him together.

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Oh, he's falling asleep.I'm boring it.

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He just real oh my god No, that's the one thing that would not happen Smooth Phil This is brutal!

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You're into fairies by any chance?Hudson.

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Oh my god.He's fucking bored of me.

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He fell asleep.I think it's over Phil.That was devastating.Phil is staring at some limbs.Alright, okay now Phil's gone to I guess walk into the sea and die.Oh shit Chapel are you okay?

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11:17

Get up!Thought you could float fell down and can't get up.I'll bring someone golden pig.

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This is your chance now here We go first impressions are everything Do you mind giving me a hand time to go to hospital that was really kind of you oh, yeah

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yeah Oh Our pig has kind feelings Like -minded golden pig and Chapel Row.Do you ship it?What these two?Yeah, what would that baby look like chapping?Can you see if Dan likes Phil now that he's in the lion suit?Oh, I'm sneaking the lion.

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I'm pranking go away from my mullet That was a big prank And look at him, he's out of breath after four seconds of running.This is the most realistic depiction of Phil in media.

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Slightly worrying, to be honest.

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Golden pig jump scare!Oh my god.Okay, yeah, we had a small break and we're back.

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I went to the corner shop and got a Pocari Sweat.Oh, you're in your athletic era.

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I love getting a rare drink.What flavor is it?

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It's kind of like some Williams's sweat.Oh my god.It's like lemony sweaty salt.

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That's salty white stuff Yeah, so I played a bit last night just to get through the news bulletins and unlock some more stuff and I What just forgotten don't told him what happened.We got a bench.Yes.That's it.We got a new piece of land yes new house, right, but Something happened before when I wasn't recording it happened so quickly that we didn't record it.No We're gonna recreate it right now.

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Yes.

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Oh no, my slime.

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Hey Philly, you dropped your slime.

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Wow, Dan, the way he's holding that slime.It's so beautiful.Am I in love?

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So suddenly I had to choose between my crush on Hudson and my newfound love for Dan.

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But I recorded on the camera.So we don't have the gameplay, but I perfectly recreated the screen.It was this.Yes.This, right?This is what we saw.

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We recorded on the camera.This is the real live reaction to Phil having to choose between actual Dan, who is here.And Hudson Williams.And Hudson Williams.

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Phil, this is a crossroads in your life.Don't make me do it.I am handing you the controller.

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Don't make me choose.As you know, I've always been interested in hockey and...

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I've only got one shot to live the dream.I had a great my tomodachi life I had and I'm gonna do what I cannot do in my real life Fudson does have a ring to it.

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We've both famously been videoed having a back arch Well, I feel like you're incompatible then surely.

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Okay, fine.You do that back -to -back.I'm sorry Dan.It's just gotta be you It's canon across timelines.So there we go.Phil now loves Dan Yes.

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Note unrequited.Do you love me?

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You're just thinking of me as best friend that fancies you.Why is everyone feeling like that about me?

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Hanging out with Billy is always a right laugh.

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It's always a right laugh.It's always a right laugh.I'm tired of the anglophobia in this game.

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Play with me.

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Here's the thing.Yep.I can't hold back my feelings for D -slice.

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The fanfiction.Oh no.You're gonna say no.I can already feel it.

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For me to tell him how I feel?

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You can do it.

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How do I confess my love?

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Oh, okay.Here's our choices.His place.I'll show you where.I feel like we should go out to the beach.

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Oh shit, it's not aligned.This is disgusting.think we have to cancel.No, it's fine.It's fine.Sure.

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Yeah sure Old -fashioned romantic arrogant desperate cute with a gift everyone likes a gift with a catch for it's got to be a catchphrase Yeah, how much space do we go?Okay?What are we thinking here?

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15:38

This is the most fun I've ever had For context, if you're new and you just like Tomodachi, Dan ended our first ever video 16 years ago with this.

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This was the most fun I've ever had.

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No!

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By sarcastically saying that.

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No Dan, you meant it with all of your hope and dreams.

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And here we are now!This was the most fun I've ever had.

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Oh Would you want to fall in love with me in a lion suit you should get changed that's better.

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Oh God I'm actually quite stressed.

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Yeah, we don't know that this is gonna go well.

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No.Oh, oh my god scenes.

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Come on Come on, lads No, oh my god Come on Dan, I contact Say the British huzzah in love sweethearts one day he's moving so fucking fast here we goDan and Phil?Teach a new expression.Okay.

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That really kicked my pussy up the wall.

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I can't believe I said this.Do they stop you doing anything?

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Do you ever regret saying something so much and now it's on the internet forever?This is your legacy.

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That really kicked my pussy up the wall.

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Oh, Hudson's here.

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Hudson's right - Hudson?It's too late to bend over in a towel, okay?He's feeling left out.

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Good afternoon, Hudson Williams.

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They're talking mad shit.Really pretentious.Doesn't surprise me, to be honest.Going to the Met Gala together.Meanwhile, Chapel's just moon -gooning.Okay.

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She wants someone to come over.We need a friend for Chapel Rowan.We do - Well, you know what?I got this new land unlocked.That means that we can have a new me so I feel like we just need to go with my other suggestion We're adding the girl from oh my god Okay, the other wall and the girl from Prague.This is your legacy Phil I need to get you back with one of your let me scheme with this so I'm gonna do in my mind who the girl from Prague Okay, very tired.

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Oh, yeah, how could you party girl?

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I see I 366 party girl that even on leap year Oh my god, you nailed it.

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Even need tweaking?No.So Phil, you were just a young boy.I was a young boy.It was midnight, New Year's Eve, Prague.First lads' holiday.

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In the club.First lads' holiday.Phil was with the lads from Manchester.

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And I met a girl and she shoved a cigarette in my mouth, but I wasn't even looking.Wait, was that before or after she shoved her tongue in your mouth?

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That was before.

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Before?Yeah.

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Cigarette first?Yes.Wait, Phil, did you have a girlfriend?the other way around?How do you have a cigarette and a tongue at the same time?Yes.

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I was just minding my own business, she just went, Phil, you really didn't have to.Sorry.She held it there and I had to breathe it.

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Oh, Phil, you're like a politician talking about did you ever do a marijuana?You're like, a lady from Prague put it in my mouth and I just inhaled, okay?

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And then we did a bit of kissing.And that's it, right?That's it.

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Yeah?Yeah.What's the story here?Let's keep going.

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My name is the Proud Girl.

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How does she sound?Now she's had all those cigarettes.Yeah, she's gotta sound raspy.My name is the Proud Girl.That sounds like someone that smokes ten packs a day.

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She was pretty serious.Mm -hmm.And I would say overall, She was a tiny bit quirky.

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Energetic, sociable, follows their instincts, hot -blooded, highly regarded, easily commands the respects of others like you there, f**k you, I mean, sorry, you there, boy, smoke this, oh my god, I just accidentally fake -crimed Phil, I'm so sorry.

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Let's try that again.

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That is the word in English?We've got the language in this game set to British, I didn't mean that.

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Smoke this.You bitch.Guy.Yeah, she can live on the island.Get on the island.No offense.

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Medium offense.Look at Dan and Phil on the bench.Look at these freaking gays.

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They're having silly chats.If you want silly chats, watch the hard launch podcast on Mondays.

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Yeah.Do you know someone at my uni had a nickname of bench?

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All right, JD.What do you do to it?I don't know.How do you get that name?I don't know.You don't know?

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No.I don't want to know.The proud girl is bored.Stay away from him.

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I feel like she needs to reunite with Phil.

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All right, Phil time to relive your trauma Oh God

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oh Phil's asleep that's Phil in the club at 4 a .m.

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m.yeah oh oh she likes it yeah we know get a job stay away from her all right well let's not interrupt him he seems like it's having a lovely time we need to make these houses less ugly I'm so excited to do mine that looks like a garage there it is literally a garage this one looks quite like mine the stars The starry eye.

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That's cute.Thanks for shopping with us.

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Okay, where does Hudson get?We're going to the cabin.

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We're going to the cottage.That's definitely him.No, he's in the cottage for sure.

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We've run out of money.Fuck, we're broke.

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How do you feel?Dan!What are you thinking?What can I say?I really want to give my - That's why we came here, shut up!

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It's time!You qualify for plant, Dad.Yes.Because I keep them alive.It's quite filled, so I feel like eventually we do need to find you a completely black room, but you can have it for now.

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Yeah, it would be like this, but the wood is that Japanese burnt wood.Yeah.Let's turn this faust into a foam.No sex appeal, but actually, you know what?Some romantic stargazing could occur in there.He likes it well enough.

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Shut up.My bedroom as a kid was very constellation themed, so this is like a level up from that.

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We're no longer accepting feedback actually from the Mii's, they can all shut up.Alright Hudson.He's turned into a sauna with the towel.Yeah.Oh he loves it.Oh yeah, hell yeah.

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It's the cottage.He's bricked up the corner to put some fireplace in.I see what he did there.

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Oh god, here we go.This is what I've been waiting for.We can make our own things.What does the golden pig want to eat?A gold brick.Yeah, I went to art.

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I know everything about - I went to art.You went to art.I went to art and I got an A. The A was for art.

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And everyone knew you.It's super shiny.

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It's got a highlight.Yes.Ding.None of you illustrators can get on my level.Hello.There you go.

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Eat your pig.I mean, eat your brick.Is it technically not eating part of his own body now?I'm still asleep on the bench, have I actually died?

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Yeah, we need to check in with Phil in like a very serious manner.What's he dreaming about?Oh, well this is horrible.Oh no!Oh shit.Catch me!

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And that ladies and thems is why he is the way he is.Yes, I fell off my ceiling in the night.

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He bonked his bonces and sh - Was there an hourglass on the floor?

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I don't know.Because of the cursed hourglass next to you.

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P .A .W .N right?P .no I didn't you should come over sometime it'd be fun I ship it chap rag yes that is stuck now Phil they'll save this is your moment Prince save hiccuping Dan this genuinely happens all the fucking time yeah right what would you do Phil Dan's gonna hiccup right I'm fucking dead.

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25:24

I am dead.I've got a hammer out.

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What can I say?

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Oh That's all it takes one round of hiccups and you are very much in love just one day I feel so much more in love with D -Slice now.It's unreal.

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Well, wow, what developments.We've got a full island.What an adventure.We're gonna start giving him objects.That's gonna go horribly wrong.I'm definitely feeling a part three on this.

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I feel like Dan and Phil just heated up.I hear you can have babies as well.We'll see what a child would look like.

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Slow your roll.

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And maybe we'll end up with the rare and unexpected late -stage capitalist Hudson Golden Pig ship.Maybe.Wow.Hud Pig.

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P I V E R I S E Also, if you're craving some more Dan and Phil gaming action Right now!

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Yeah, we need to decide who's taking the bins out, so we're gonna do a Mario Kart race We're gonna welcome you to a deep part of our parasocial domestic life, which is we do a Mario Kart World Knockout Tour Every afternoon Every day together online We do Warning, Phil doesn't let me do this on my own account because I swear too much You get too mad F*** my a** with that f***ing ball NOOOOOO I should've f***ing come - I mean - Toxic game, but we wouldn't have normally uploaded this, but we thought you know what we're sat here We're gaming patreon switch out if you want to join the club is patreon .

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Thanks feel like Phil needs to relax after that you saying that you need to meditate.Yes.

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May the piss flow in your life.And we'll see you next time.

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Bye.From Phantopia.

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