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Dan Soder Got BUSTED by His Mom πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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I was 12, I had a picture of a naked woman, and I was going to print it out.We just got a color printer.12 -year -old me is like, this is genius.I'll always have this naked woman to do.And so I printed out the picture, but it was like an old printer.

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So it was like, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.

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And then I just heard the garage door open, which meant my mom was home.So I was just like, abort, abort, abort.I just turned off the computer, shut off the printer, ripped the page out.I turned everything off and just went downstairs and sat on the couch, just like, yeah, just watching TV.My mom comes home and she's like, how's school?I was like, yeah, it's fine.

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I'm just trying to act like I'm cool.It's good.And then she's like, cool.And then I just hear her go upstairs, and I just hear her click the power strip back on.And then I just hear, nyam, nyam, nyam.And I was like, no.

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My mom comes downstairs with like a lady pouring milk on her, but without a forehead up.And I was like, weird, huh?I just had to sit there and act like I didn't know what it was, because it's only her and I. So I'm just like, I don't know.

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