Darkwater is Creepily Hilarious

Yo, get that n-

Oh.

You already did it, dammit. I was thinking about it, but it was a lot of money.

You just kinda did it.

Who kinda did what?

Oh, it was this f-

Ooh, I have a charge right here now.

No, nothing.

Someone's got it.

I gave Jordan a late birthday present. What'd you give him? Oh no.

Nothing. What'd you give him? Oh, no

Welcome to dark water a co-op loot extraction game where you and your friends play as divers who command a submarine trapped under ice Of an alien planet now, I know that sounds like a lot and it sounds like a pretty dark premise But let me tell you it is completely overshadowed by the fact that when you die in this game you get to Spectate as a little rat guys. What do we think? Spin if you think we should continue All right, the rats are in agreeance. Now with most games like this you're already pretty familiar on what to do. You go to a spot, you go in, you

loot, you try to get out without dying. It's pretty simple. But as always with games like this I really do appreciate all the different world-building elements each different dev does in them. Now you think at this point I would probably give you an example of like a very unique monster in this game that isn't in any other But no, I'm gonna pull you to the fact that in this game You can just suck meat out of cans that you find and you know what you go ahead and point out to me the last

Time you suck meat out of a can in lethal company Anyway, we had fun with this game And if you guys enjoyed watching it make sure you leave a like on the video to let me know subscribe to the channel if you're enjoying the content and thank you so much for watching in the first place I hope you enjoy the rest of the video Yeah, I like the three options here heaven on earth man and garbage All right, I'll run mad just so we can get a good range

You know Rectrix that unfortunately means you have to run garbage you let us know how it looks I'm going to have an R2. Alright, I'll run mad just so we can get a good range, you know?

Rektrix, that unfortunately means you have to run garbage. You let us know how it looks.

Well, okay. I gotcha.

My camera's normally top right.

I love when people talk and discord and game at the same time, bro.

That's so funny.

I can air my stuff if you really need me.

I'm gonna air you out next time I see you bro. I'm buying a gun. Do we want to do Precious Cargo, a defunct engine, or a late lockdown? Hey man, I don't know, just pick something. I'm trying to get some footage bro, come on bro.

Late lockdown calls for a drink.

Damn, I did rocks!

I'm just here to record with y this up, I'll do it. I think...

You've received a transmission for your bad.

Someone's trying to beat someone's ass, man. Two idiots with the wrenches. Come over here, we gotta read.

I'm bleeding, bro. Why is it so muffled?

I feel like I'm getting hit six rooms away, but I'm consciously here, bro. I'm gonna die in one hit.

I'm getting a six-room hit.

I don't think I've ever been quicker to kill him, bro. That was instant.

Wait, was that a rat I saw?

It's a, yeah, it's a rat. Oh, it's Grissy! That's the spectator mode, dude. That's Grissy. I got the bat. Harpoon Bay? Hello? Can I have done that? Oh, I don't think that was good.

What'd you just do, dog? I don't think that was good. Oh no. Like this, you gotta twist this one. Nope, okay, we're really- I don't think there's supposed to be steaming. We might explode in a little bit here. here this is not good we're gonna have to hurry this up is not good okay okay stop that one from stealing the leak there's a leak yeah that was if you go down here Oh

Damn he beefy my god You gotta be hitting weights a good legoom, bro. God. He only hates you for some reason I don't know why don't walk next to me. I'm trying to see if he actually hates you and only you I know I Die flipping your ankles you try to tripping you the droid. I can't hit me Stupid looks like a tick in a crab had like a kid Oh tick crab

Always got it who's are you a person? Yes Oh, it's got it. Who's are you a person? Yes

Be really funny when that when another mimic show up You played Resident Evil you be I Don't go in that room I shall weaken it I shall weaken it I can't believe that actually excuse me dreams of meat oh my god just sucking meat through a straw baby holy hell oh my man you really just locked Holy hell! Oh my g- Oh, shit. Man, you really just locked them in there, dog. They turned into rats.

Did- did that just kill them?

Oh, fuck! Oh

No, oh no

Well one in Rome

You okay?

dropping in Yeah, I don't know why you expect us to answer what's this problem homies be like homies be like I can fix her Homies be like I can fix her Coming at her with a wrench I'm gonna kill her bro don't worry I got you

I got you

What you doing bro

What you doing bro

What is wrong with him

You have a T.O.V. in Philadelphia

Water

Oh okay so a torpedo was just used Um yeah Oh shit.

Don't lie to me. He's got men in black blind, brother. What the fuck happened? My memory died. Why am I carrying this?

Oh my god! Wait, no, Chrissy!

Oh my god.

What happened? Do you think torpedoes act the same way as mines?

Ah! Ah, so they Do you think torpedoes act the same way as mines?

All right, cool, this is good to know let's fix the lease guy

What do you think dog?

The torpedoes good news guys. They act the same as mines when they're on the ground. So just be cautious

Why is dry walking over? What's he doing? Is he gonna come out there with a torpedo in his hands? Yep. Minus one torpedo!

We're gonna fight somebody. It's an ambush.

What?

Oh, it's a choose your own adventure.

Are we attacking back?

I have no i- Oh! Oh! Oh! They load the torpedoes! I see! I understand! I don't understand! How does it work? Fire it! Don't understand I don't know I see one

Depositing some of the positive I like the idea of Rektrix's little rat just running around in the middle of this. Oh, hold on. Oh, here we go. Do we have time?

Oh, enemy destroyed! We killed it!

We got it, we got it.

We just had to turn around and read. How do you... Oh, here we go.

Are we docked?

Are we docked?

Guys? Welcome back! Rektrix is alive! bring them back alive but it's flooding Let's go. You're in the air. Holy shit.

Nah bro. Bro, is that you?

There's an op

I don't know he was just standing in the darkness

it might have been good he got a Canadian fucking flag chasing you down with a knife we demand their cargo and leave them alone

uh yeah

wait how many torpedoes do alone yeah just take it Oh robbery okay so that was with the point now we're out of fuel I'm broadcasting an SOS hold on oh no Oh, no, they're gonna take money back Do we not have enough no we have like 200 we have like 200. Oh take four fuel. We're back We robbed someone and we got just enough to get to where we needed to go see this is like You know it's a life of give-and-take, you know Yo, we can go to the store after this one get out of here I got some business

Really walk away at any moment

Yeah, oh he's got a cross you can't attack this guy guys stupid

Are there rat emotes hit see no

Troy I didn't mean to do that. Oh shit, bro. Oh, we're at the store. Oh We have to buy him hold on You already did it David I was thinking about it, but it was a lot of money you just kind of did it

You kind of did it

What'd you give them oh no Oh my god! He bought it! How is she not dead? How is she not dead?

The Canadian

fucking plot twist had it good

No fucking way

Dude he tanked two

Alright

That's how I got you

I love this shit

Watch this, watch this

Nice man That's so cool.

That's so cool.

To buy it back it doubles.

Wait, did you sell that CD?

Yeah.

Do you even know what that does?

My ass turned into a microwave when you mentioned that shit. Oh, it's a machine.

When cheese is nice.

When do we get cash?

Microwave rat. Oh man, Oh

Man back to human gross. Oh Hmm Now how would a guy go about getting that

Why is it called that oh Oh Wait does this do what I think it does

Guys I'm pretty sure this just shoots right back in my face. Where's droid He's looking for somewhere. Did you see what he said? I saw you creeping. Bro, I want you to get revenge on me, bro.

Where are you?

I already got revenge on you, bro.

No, like actual, like proper in front of both of them.

Here.

I found another one. Here.

What?

You can just kill me.

You found another?

It has a heart beat sensor?

You can just kill me. Fire! Oh no that is a heartbeat sensor Kill me bro

Let me do this shit with style though

Hold on

Damn

Nah that was fucked up bro Somebody has to kill me

It didn't work

It didn't work

Oh my god

Shit

That's crazy!

It made me the fool.

There he is bro!

Bro I'm so pissed. The gun was called fool shotgun and I was like 80% sure that shit would fire back into his head dude.

He was talking to discord he thought it was gonna be a fake gun.

He thought it was called the fool shotgun.

Yeah he thought fool shotgun, it's called the full shotgun. That's why. Yeah, he thought full shotgun meant that it would explode. What if the second bullet goes backwards?

What are the chances I shoot right now and it kills me?

Can I try?

Go for it.

I don't want to be down in the barrel of that.

There's someone that's standing in front of me.

You know what, I'll 50-50. All right.

Okay. all right okay so it's not okay I found a cigarette I found more cigarettes oh oh my god you're getting my ass back bro you're getting my ass back for that for sure that was you know that was crazy. You know it's crazier though I've seen one silly dick worm on mimic in a thing to try to kill us, bro. We had we had seen we all Feel like I've tried to kill more of you more than the monsters have at this point anyways Speaking of that

We all upstairs that'll get me just pick that up. Are we all upstairs?

That all got ammo, right?

Is that?

Nah, I got it actually. Oh wait, there was one.

Huh.

Bro.

That's weird. Hey man, sorry about that.

Hey man.

Holy shit.

Sorry about that.

No!

No! Did he buy one?

He bought a fucking... Yeah man, watch out.

He's using you as a meat ship, man.

You might want to move. Oh, I got him just where I want him. Damn, is he snatched? How the hell?

Oh, he like in here.

You can't just walk in it.

You can't just walk in it.

There's no way I missed this, right?

Oh, there missed this right? Hey, who wants this?

We all up here.

Oh my God.

I really thought it was over, bro. Oh, we gotta fight him.

Fight him.

Oh, fight him.

Oh, fuck.

Fight time, fight time.

Load a torpedo.

The torpedo's already loaded, you just gotta shoot him somehow.

I don't know how.

No, this is torpedo storage, you gotta put it in the hatch.

Yeah, I've been there trying that the whole time, dog. You ain't listening to me, though. Oh shit Damn he really hit us. Huh? What happened? What's happened? Hey we won Am I the last one? Guys We want to go towards a purple thing right rats communicate with me

We don't want to go towards purple show me shake your? Rats, communicate with me. We don't want to go towards purple. Show me- shake your head yes or no. Where are you, little rat?

Rats!

Rats, I need communication! Come here, little- my little fellas! We're going towards the purple thing, yes?

Are-

Okay, wait. You guys- it doesn't really register your up and down. Do- do this if yes. If yes, okay, great. What if you just spin it around? Oh No, did I ram into them or attack them? Okay. All right. Ready? Pay attention guys ready and a one two three. This is no this is yes. Should I ram into them? Okay, but there's also an option to just fight them. I feel like ramming might be the best option

Yeah, yeah, okay. I agree with the rats Slam into their submarine and hear water pouring in that probably wasn't a smart idea guys. What do we think? Spin if you think we should continue All right, the rats are in agreeance. Okay so this is happening way too quick. I'm getting one last good meal before I die. Alright, I'm gonna initiate an attack here.

Hey, there are a lot of mines coming our way, get ready. Oh my god oh I gotta steer how the fuck am I supposed to dodge all that dog be real man I'm really hitting everything huh? I'm at almost 1 HP though. Don't worry about that. Uh, cause bombs.

Retreating.

Okay, we can retreat guys. That was almost really bad guys, but we got out of the woods. That's deep water. That is deep water we're talking about. Alright guys, make sure you just find stuff quick and get back. Don't lose your way.

I'm gonna lose your way. I just said not to what the hell is that working guys. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die No, oh I did the thing you weren't supposed to do which is get lost We can remain silent. We don't need to fight a pirate. Yeah, I don't really want to fight right away.

We can move around here.

We can remain silent. away around here we're gonna be passing oh no they want to fight this time we're fighting good luck do we just leave do I truly just retreat brah I'm so confused what what do we do there?

All right looks like we're in another one

We're gonna retreat a little bit here, don't worry

Just crashed cuz you got hit with too many torpedoes That's bad, I'm gonna open that before I kill someone again. That's gonna be bad bro.

Oh. Well.

Ah the crab! I see why they died! I get it! I get it now! I killed it. I think they both died man Jesus Christ what are these little clams oh my god oh my god oh my lord I got jump-scared by a guy in the wall and then the big fucking worm guy came out I'll get it from behind. I'll get it from behind

Nice to work boys. We're gonna transit station. We made it we actually made it next district. Oh Okay mining district Brimming with mining and refinery opposed. I don't wanna be near miners. That's a great point, Rektro. Should we go to quarantine district instead? The government is advising nobody enters.

Alright. Well.

Surely it can't be that bad. Alright, boys. Be very careful in here. It says it's quarantined, so there's probably zombies or something. No one even listening dog, they don't even care. The fuck is with people in pea soup, bruh? OOOH! This scared the fucking-

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Oh my god, that scared me so bad, dude. I thought that was a little human crawling out from under there. Oh my god Hey, they're enemy down here bro, they're enemy down here for real. Hey, yo, hey, can we focus on this guy? Can we guys? Y'all ran away, okay y'all ready? All right, let's go wait that guy looks he looks oh my god, he looks bad. He's dead

There's another guy

Another guy

Creepy ass bro. Look at this guy, bro

Look at his arms twinkie. I saw that

Hit him in the back of the head, bro Yo

Oh man

Yeah, I didn't just stand there and watch that You're good bro you handle it I want to go yellow thing. Yeah check out what the yellow thing is. Surrounded by a geothermic vent field. Your submarine will be pelted by rocks during combat.

Okay.

What?

Wait bro what? You didn't even, bro you showed the hat, what are you, hello? Hey can we mute you? I'm demanding their cargo, they gave us four fuel. Okay. Fuel okay, all right well that maybe it was a good call captain good job. I'm gonna go to this one now wait No, well you don't go to it. Just don't double down. It's just because nothing bad happened to the first one

You don't go down to the second. I'm doubling down. What have you done? I don't know. It's yellow is this an outpost it is oh

That's awesome sauce I

Hate these shelf rooms, bro. There ain't never- Oh

Who's this other guy

Amen

No, it was me of. What's that? Uh oh.

A bad sign?

What is that?

We should leave, we should leave.

Yeah, we should probably go back upstairs.

What's happening?

I don't know. I'm opting to leave. Thoughts?

Yeah, I'm gonna, yeah, I like that idea.

Ah, fuck, we gotta yeah, not like that idea. Aw, fuck! We gotta fight, Grizzy! I'm gonna get us outta here in a second.

I'm repairing!

We're good, we retreated. We retreated. What?

Oh, no!

Oh, that's the worst!

Okay, alright. Oh, they got

your ass, huh? Hmm. Hey, they got you ass, huh?

Hey, you got a wrench I could borrow. Thanks, man. I'm gonna get you guys back in the store

All right, I got you fellas

We made it welcome what oh my god

help help

uh don't go that way don't go that way oh my god help help oh you're not gonna believe it you're not gonna believe what I just saw dude you're not gonna believe what I it's coming this way where's the exit did Where's the exit? Did y'all hit him or what? I'm hitting him!

I got the weapons!

Come on, he's gonna pop!

Is that a bad guy? That's a bad guy bro. What the fuck? What the fuck?

Come here!

What the fuck bro?

Everyone up here okay?

Alright, get the weapons! I got it, that's me, that's me. Okay Huh, oh, we're fighting oh we're fighting you want to kill him, okay, okay Fuck it's really hard to steer this thing bro, you don't understand. Am I underwater?

Guys there's

WATER! HELLO! I'm pumping, I'm pumping!

Get ready to pump more.

We're dead, we're actually dead, we're actually dead, we're actually dead. I killed us, I killed us, I killed us, I killed us. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're about to die.