Daz & Will Play Hold Your King! Rage Bait Game!!

No, we're going to be terrible at this game.

I have high hopes based on the fact that we completed chainsaw.Oh dear that looks hard.I've got a massive stick.

The biggest thing you've ever had that is.Why is this game?Why are we not wearing anything?Oh God!Bro, I've got the king!Hold on.

His arm!He's got his fucking arm!He looks pissed.Oh, he don't look happy with us bro.Have we got to keep him asleep then?Oh shit, he's freaking out!

He's freaking out!

Okay, so how do we use our stick then?

I'm sure it said you could, remember it said you could bonk the king.I guess I've got to put it on the stretcher, look.

There you go, look.There you go, see?That's perfect, look.

He's fast asleep, look.He can make this easy.

Right, I got it.Grab that end.Oh shit, bro.You've got to grab that end.

I'm trying, bro.I can't fucking grab it.

You're molesting him.

Oh shit, he woke up.Hold on.He's fucking a bit tetchy, bro.There you go.He's really miserable.

Bro you rolled off you got you got no bro go go back towards me.Oh wait.I turned around no oh No, that's going in my bum.

Oh, this is always going in my body positioning is Terrible right pushing it in my ass, but I'll grab him.

Okay.You what are you doing?

Oh?

grabbed his knee, I grabbed his knee.

Wait, I got him.Oh, oh, oh bro.You grabbed him by the forehead.He's got it though.Hold on, I'll just put him on a bit more.Wait, look.

There you go, right now, we're gonna pick him up, okay?No, don't throw him.Right, reach the neck, okay.How'd you do that?I'm down.Okay, I'm gonna grab him by his ass and put him back on look there you go Sorted and you just follow me.

No.Oh, nope.Yeah, all you had to do was just Right the Kings asleep.Let's keep it that way.All right, raise the stretcher to avoid so I'm gonna raise my end There you go, and we're gonna get take him over.Oh, don't put so fast.

Fuck it out.

My arms were stretching broke the elbows Right now we're gonna lower We're gonna lower.What are you doing to his head, bro?What?Why are you pressing your dick against his head?

Bro, it's awful.I'm sort of leant backwards.That's the king.Just walk slowly, look.Oh, it's all right.I've put my dick out now.

Oh, no.

There we go.There we go.Remember, the shorter you hold.Oh, OK.So now, now we got to raise it.There you go, look.

And then I'm going to jump with my end.There you go.Look at that.

OK, ready?

Yes.Fucking, he's doing it.Oh shit!Oh!

Bro you just slapped!Fucking don't slap me!Oh, he's gonna fall off!Shit!

Bro, I hit him!

I know you hit him!How did you hit him?It's alright, I put him on, hold on.

Wait, look.There you go.How did you put him on sidewards?Like, look, he's slipping off, bro.

He's just fucking rolled off.

He's on an incline, no?

Oh, sorry, sorry.Oh, bro, wait.Oh, bro, he's proper fucking wobbly, isn't he?

You're insulting the king.

Right.Oh, you're fucking slapping me with him, bro!

Oh no, he's flipping out!Bro, he's flipping out!Really pissed him off.

How did you slap him?I need to know how you slapped him.

Get off my trolley, thank you.

How did you slap him, bro?

I don't know.Can you stop touching me?

Can you carry me around?

No, I don't want to.I got him.Oh, I just brofisted you.It's fine.There you go.Look, I got him.

He's upside down.Put him down there.

Oh, he's pissed, bro.Oh, he's pissed.Oh, we need to be on straighter than that, because he's going to fall off, bro.

Nah, he's all right.

Look, it's perfect.Oh, bro.

Oh, fuck.Bro, he nearly went over the wall.

Raise him up.There we go.

Right, so kick him.

Oh, no.Oh, he's thrown out.

Oh, fuck.

That's how you stop him from being a prick.Oh, that doesn't stop him.Look, he's now face down and dribbling from his ass.

Right, put him on.

Face first.Yes, that's it.Perfect.

I got it.I'll move him up.Can you drop your end so I can yeah?Put him on yes, look at that right perfect your highness.We're gonna get you home Every time you touch him he does that right okay?

Let's get him up Joe bro.Look how far we've walked no there.We started there.

We got over a bridge ticklingthese feet and pick him up.

I got it.

Yeah, right.There you go.No, we're gonna get knighted for this, bro Right bring him over to kick to the wall.

It's much easier to anyway fall over.

Okay?

Yeah on the wall.No Just roll him he's just I will say you know, oh shit Bro he's fucking bro.The king is rolling into the sea bro fucking highness is in the ocean Oh, bro, you have something called grabbing stabbing up stabbing at the stabbing up.Why can't we just know?

Why can't we just walk grab him and walk him the whole way?

I got an idea.Let's just Honestly, I don't know what you're doing to him, but he is not enjoying himself Oh my god honestly i'm gonna handle our highness because he doesn't mind when i pick him up nope nope he looks really happy that you're picking him up it's because you're not meant to hold him for too long right i'm gonna oh fuck oh there you go look at that okay perfect whyWhy?I really wanted to know what was the button.At least I know now, bro.It's fine.

I won't slap him now.It's fine.Okay.Right.Perfectly level.I'm going to lead.

You're going to lead.

Oh, I pissed, bro.Right.Let's let his aggro go down because you keep pissing him off.

There we go.Yeah.

Right.Brilliant.Okay.I'm ready.

Oh, you got a checkpoint.

There you go.No, no, no.

no he's off he's off oh bro his eyes opened it's a jester oh oh no where are you bro where's the king gone bro why is your pole up your ass he's not on the stretcher he is he's over in the fire he's over here no i'm i'm literally staring at him on the stretcher bro something's gone wrong because he's not on my stretcher oh oh something's gone wrong on my screen but now we're gonna have to jump with him so lev line it up okay And we're gonna go three, two, one, jump.

There we go.Yes.

Did you slap him?

No, I think he hit us.All right, same again.

Same again, ready?

Three, two, one, go.Yeah.Stop slapping him.No, if you slap him, it'll put him center on the stretcher.There you go, do it again.Oh, I see.

There you go, and I'll do that.

that's that's how we that's how we get him centered okay over there did if people got put you back in bed that way like if m was like you're moving to the right a bit just slaps you with a massive stick right three two one go yeah all right now

lead the way.That's it.He's paralyzed.

Oh, look at him face down.Give him a little slap.He stick slap him in the middle.Yeah.

He's going to flip out in a minute.We are good to our king.Nope.Nope.He's having enough.He's had enough bro.

Honestly, we're doing everything we can.We're being really nice.

What the fuck happened to this kingdom?

You literally just drop kicked him.

It's so difficult, it's like a limp jelly baby bro when I pick him up.Stop it!See, do you know why he did that?I'll tell you why he did that, because you tried to put your thumb in his bum.I think we're doing well.

Just walk him round without bonking his fucking head and we'll be fine.Oh shit, sorry, I got stuck behind something.

Oh, my arms weren't really stretching.I was sort of, like, doing a limbo.

There you go.See?Look at that.

Easy.Climbing up the stairs.Climbing up the stairs with the king on a bed.Oh, no.

All right.Both carriers keep their hands at the same height, leave it uneven, and the king will eventually slide.Keep it level, and the king will be fine.

Yep.Do you know?That is not level.He's just literally tipped him up.No.Hold on.

no sir no sir no that's level though ignores the instructions completely right let's get him on and then oh how are we gonna get up here how oh it's perfect bro it's perfect that's the most perfect i've seen him ready let's lift him up there you go yes now we're gonna go up to this first one ready three two one go

See that?See that?Okay.3, 2, 1, go!Bro, I missed!Bro, I missed!

I pulled it on!Okay.

I got my leg up on the wall.

Now, he's sliding!

Oh, no, no, bro!He's sliding!Lower down!Lower down!

That is embarrassing.Brilliant plan.

Um, one small flaw.Don't worry about that.

You dropped him on his spine.

That was just the, look, this is the plan.

Yep.How's it going?

Just one more, just one more go.Ready?Oh, ah, yeah, yeah, okay, just one, hold on.He's just in the wrong position.Yeah, he's just in the wrong position.

At what point is this plan gonna work?

Right, watch, ready?

This is bad.

He needs to chill out.Oh, it's because I'm running out of stamina.Hold on, ready?Wait.

Right, now he doesn't even remember he's banned, let alone that he's king.Yep, yep, yep.

Oh, oh bro.

Yeah, you threw him into the sea.Wait, where are we?Oh, bro, because you threw him over this level, you must have thrown him over a checkpoint.

So it was in fact genius to kill the king.So I literally threw him.Look at this.So we go up here.There's the king.He's in my hands.

I'm pretty straight on my screen.

I think we need to reset the king on the stretcher.There we go.Right.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm in him.Easy goes easy does it remember?This is our majesty?

Your highness that's it yes Fuck you, bro, bro.

Grab me don't fall off.Don't fall off.No.I mean.

I'm in the sea, okay So when you fall in the sea I die as well

Get on there, you slag.Right, I'm gonna let you pull this one.You absolute twat.A little bit closer.He's sticking to the stretcher a little bit more.I like that.

There we go.Give him a knock, give him a knock with your stick.That's it.Yep, that's it.Okay, so what we learned.

When I say go, we go.

Okay.

Ready?Go you press sprint if you press sprint, okay Oh, that was close.I must admit I did forget about spring bro.

Yeah, you can run faster.

All right, ready?Wait for it.Oh, look at that.

Look at that We know what we're doing.Do you think the king is gonna give us something if we get him to his castle?

Don't push me you slug.

I thought you were gonna go.

I thought we had a natural flow going at no point No, now we go.No point.Did I say go?I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!

I've got him!

I've got him!

I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!

I've got him!I've got him!I've got him

I'm not in a position.I'm not in a position.No, he's slipping.

Wait.Tilt him.Tilt him that way.

If he flips out now, bro, he's gonna fall into the ocean.I'm gonna move the stretcher downwards.Oh no, oh no.You just drove that up his arse.I rolled him.

Literally up his arse.Let me grab the stretcher with you.Yes.That's it, that's it.

Just slap him about a bit, see?Keep him level, so he's up high, so he doesn't slip down on and off the bed.Let's get him up here, there's just gotta be a checkpoint.Yeah!Yeah!So these fiery pillars...

Oh, fuck me.This is what I want.I want to be knighted after this.You've just left the stretcher on his face.

Where'd you go?Oh, you absolute swat.

There's a hole in the middle of those.You've got to mind your surroundings.

Fuck, I just fell straight through that hole.

Tell you what though, every time we reset, it perfectly puts him on the stretcher.

That's a good point, but I think they're counting the amount of king resets we have, look.

Just carry it across, that's it.We know what we're doing.You're gonna need to jump.What is our life time is oh my god, oh my god, bro, Paul, we pull me Okay

I'm gonna do I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna save this fucking day king Yes, see that see that's the way initiative Bro, do you know what?

You've ruined this now.Right, I'm gonna try and move.Oh, yeah, yeah, now I'm bent over.

I fell off, yeah, sorry bro.

Fucking hell.Will sees a hole, he's like, do you know what?I wonder what it's like to fall in that.This is it, this is accurate.

It is accurate.

Alright, let's go slow.Let's get to the point where I need to jump.

Do you reckon that's what it is?We're rushing, aren't we?We're rushing.If we ever learn anything from Chain Together, teamwork is the way.It's the dream work.Right, you've got to do that little hole again, bro.

See, I'm good at tapping.Right, now just come around.No, why are you going up?Yep, that's it.Right, now, right.So, I'm going to give you a little bit more of a tap.

There you go.Okay, so, three, two, one, go.

Bro, what the fuck are we supposed to do here?

So, let's raise him up as high as we can.Now, I've got to go onto that one, and you've got to go onto that one, and then we're just going to quickly Because our arms are going to stretch, I think.And we're going to go round this obstacle, okay?Fucking die.Right.Okay.

If this works.

Yeah.Right.Alright.3, 2, 1.go oh oh fuck yeah that went exactly as planned did you miss as well i totally missed my ankle twisted i think it can work but you fell down the hole do you know what let me just let me let me just try ready go it's all about the speed that you fucking run up just run at the fucking speed yes got here bro yes bring the stretch you sluts yeah i think that this is where like chained together was difficult because you couldn't just throw something to get further ahead bro that is so hard to jump we gotta jump sidewards um and then get around it basically okay raise them up oh no yep Right, grab him.

Your turn.Grab his ass.Just fucking, just take him.I'll give you the stretcher.Hold him up and run.Yes!

Fuck, I fell in the ocean, bro.Yeah, I threw him really well, actually.Look, give me another chance.I can do this.

Okay, ready, go.I'm bringing the stretcher.Oh yes, that was it.Bro, that's it.

Yep, sorry about that.Sorry about that.Bring the stretcher.

I literally put it alongside him.

Right, let's even this out.There we go, right.And then we'll put it down there.there you go now put him on the stretcher that's it grab him right by his chin yeah there you go look yes now you're slightly down the bottom of the screen bro does that tell us where he is on the stretcher right that's helpful okay i'm ready no no why did i drop it did i drop it you dropped it as you can see i am still holding my end of the stretcher okay yeah yeahthat's it there we go okay right i'm gonna pick it up oh no oh no let him throw his paddy it's like an episode of super man now now right look at sideways you are holding him down right so all the way up nice and there he goes all the way level right we're gonna get to this one okay three yeah two one go yes now We're going to have to go apart here a little bit.There we go.

I don't think I can do this, John.OK, ready?You can do it.I believe in you.The king believes in you.Three, two, one, go.

Oh, bro.

Oh, your foot, bro.I'm on the edge.Tid -taddle.Tid -taddle.Tid -taddle.There it is.

Now, lower him.Lower him.And under we go.

Under we go.

Now, higher we go.yes yes yes yes now yes now i'm gonna lower him at an angle and you're gonna yeah that i think that will do it you yeah let me let me there you go yep i can't deal bro like i'm really sorry i was concentrating so much bro this is worse than chained together all right now same again we know what to do three two one go Oh yes, yes, yes.We did it bro, we did it.Get him round there.Alright drop him down.

Oh bro he's rumbling loads.Oh he's fine.You just need to be a little bit more careful.Wait, wait, wait.I can't remember what's down.Hold on.

Oh bro, bro.Can you give him a little slap?Move him a bit to the middle.

A little bit of it.

Yes, that's it.

Right.under under Okay, let's raise him up.No, that's a bit.Yeah, right.That's it.

We just go straight up a little bit down Okay, so I'm gonna drop my end a bit, okay, that's perfect Drop your end Okay.

This is mental.This next bit's mental.So get him past that.Yeah.Okay.Now we're going to have to jump.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Can you come to me a bit?Can you come to me a little bit as well?That's not a lot.That's it.Are you level with the plank?Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.Yeah.Let me get him to slide down.

I need him to slide down a bit.Right.He's slipping.Just keep him there a sec.See him sliding down?

Oh, that's so risky.Don't shake his ass, bro.Don't fucking shake him.

No, I'm getting him down.Right, that's it.So he doesn't fall off your end.I still need him to come down a bit.

You're looking at his junk while he does that.

No, there we go.

Definitely were.Lovely.Right, now.Right.

Are you ready?

Oh, no, but yeah, okay.Three.Bro, honestly.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, bro.My hands are too sweaty.I just need, just give me a second.

Right.There's too much pressure here.Right.Okay.

Right.Fuck.Three, two, one, go.

Go.Yes, yes, yes, slowly, just slowly.Let's just lower him down a bit.Make me feel a little bit better.Right, okay.

We've got to get up onto this platform.So, three, two, one, go.Oh, there's the torch.Come to me.Don't fall off the thing.I'm coming.

Come to me.

Yeah.

Yeah, we got it.We got it.

Come to me, you dick.Oh, sorry.Sorry.I was celebrating.Sorry.

Oh, bro, bro.We did good.No, I just positioned it.

Now look, it's over my side.Oh, he's fine.

What we can actually do is if we reset, because we'll do it at the checkpoint and it'll be perfectly on here, look.

Oh, yes, yes.Oh, we swapped sides.That was weird.

OK, right.

OK.

Now, there's a ledge above us, so we want to keep him low and not too high.What?You're making out with him, bro.What?

Bro, bro, what are you doing?

I'm showing my gratitude to my majesty.

He don't want that gratitude.You don't need that.I don't need to see that.He needs to come to you now.Okay, I'm ready.

Right.Three, two, one, go.Yeah, that was fucking perfect.Right over there.Right.

Do we have to lift him up now?

uh i guess we get a bit of height you're at an angle you need to lift them down there okay so three two one go okay oh we've got to go right now we've got to go to the right now haven't we um well no we've got to go above oh yeah to the right you're right to the yeah yeah it's your right okay oh wait hold on he's slipping i need to come back down here a little bit of a wobble there you go is he coming Oh, bro, it's awful, bro, from my view.

Stop sucking it up.

I'm bouncing him.That's all I'm doing.All right.Oh, give him a tap.Your end, quick.That's it.

Right.Now, three, two, one, jump.Oh, bro, I'm on the edge.There you go.You did it.We did it.

OK, now we're going to go to your left.So three, two, one, go.

Oh, he's dead.Joe, we were so close.He like tipped out, bro.

I think we have to do it higher.Yeah.And now we're going to go.Oh, we're going to go right.We're going to go three, two, one, go.Oh, OK.

Same again.

Three, two, one.Are you ready?Yeah, I'm ready.Hold on.He's a bit high, mate.Hold on.

I just need to...Wait, we've got to get him level.There we go.Right.Yes.Yes.

Okay.

Three, two, one, go.

Oh!

All right, a bit to you, bit to you.And three, two, one, go.

And same again.Yes, yes.Three, two, one, go.Yes!

Yes.Now this is a piece of piss.

It's going to be easy now, bro.

All right, this looks harder than it should be, but we just literally pick a boat.And stay in one.And let him come to me a bit.Okay.

Pull off the edge.Okay.

Give him a little tap, your end.

Give him a little tap.

Right.Now.Okay.So, uh, when I say go, we're going to go, we're going to go this one, this boat.Go.That's fucking nearly right.

Ready?

Sorry, bro.

We're going to jump towards you.So let's go sidewards and go.Go.

Yes.And we've got a checkpoint.Checkpoint!Oh he's in the middle, look at that!Look at that!Fucking nailing it!

We're gonna get this guy to the castle in no time!

Right, 3, 2, 1, go!

Look at us!Unison!

3, 2, 1, go!

Oh, even at the same time.Oh, it needs to be me now.

You do that one, yeah, on there.There we go.3, 2, 1, go.Ooh, yeah.You went one higher.I went a bit higher.

Yep, yep, yep.

Oh, look, the stairs.The stairs are right there.OK, 3, 2, 1, go.Yeah.I'm going to do mine.It's just you now.

And then you do yours.

And I'll do just me.

Oh, give him a tap.Hold on.Give him a tap.That's it.

Yeah.

And I'm going to come around and go up.I'm going to go up.

I Went straight in oh shit.

Okay, right and go.Do you know what?

It sounds really bad, I think I need my side.

Okay, that makes you more comfortable Yes, and you do yours Yes, all right, give him a little tap your end cuz he's gonna roll off There you go.And go.I'm gonna do mine.Okay, you do yours.Now, I don't think there's enough.You go to the back of your stone.

That's it.And I'm gonna do mine.Okay, then you do yours.Okay.

Right on the back of my stone.Yeah.Oh, I see.There isn't.

No, there isn't enough room for this one.So, you're gonna jump when I jump to the next stone, okay?So, okay.

Yeah.

Three, two, one.Go.Sit.

Yes.

Give him a little tap your side.I'm going to turn around and three, two, one, go.Oh my God.How he didn't fall out then.Same again.And three, two, one, go.

I think so, let's get him in the chair because we got now we go yeah we got to go across these so throw him down yeah just fucking like fuck him off out of it damn right i think we need to put him in that chair bro yeah we gotta put him in that chair and then we gotta go press the levers on either side so let's get the stretcher don't fall off there where are you going fucking hell bro yeah that that was a bit brutal i'm not gonna lie it's gonna be toothless oh oh his head's hanging over the side where the fuck did he go the fuck did you press where's he gone oh he's over there oh he's pissed though bro we might we might want to just chill for a minute let's just let him rest let's rock goodbye king on the stretcher on the treetop when my ass blows the king will drop Ready?Go!

I'm sorry.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.Hold up.Now my back is arched.

My back is arched and my dick is out.

Right, I'm coming.I'm coming.He's going to tip off.Shake his ass down.Shake it.

He's sliding.Let him slip.Let him slip.Let him slip.And that's good.There we go.

Right.OK.And go!

Oh.We're nearly, bro, we're so nearly there.Can we fit?I think you need to go first.Okay.

And come to me now.Now.Right.Get his ass on that seat.Let's lift him up.I'd lift him up on the stretcher, just in case he glitches out.

There he is.Perfect.That is exactly how a king sits.Now, I'll go get that one.You go get that one.Go team.

I'm gonna carry the king, I'm gonna carry him because I'm a king carrier.Right, I'm at the level.

I did it.Yes!Look at that.King.Nailed it.

You're taking the piss.We have to go back down.

Oh, you are kidding.

I mean, if we reset the checkpoint now, I don't think the bridge will be down and we'll have to do all that again.So I don't want to risk it.

We've only got to make it...Oh no, we've got to make it down those steps.Okay, we can do this.

I'm literally...

To be honest, just throw his ass off the top.

Yeah, just get him off that throne and you throw him over to me. I don't want to like, him to roll down the stairs.So I'm going to gently...

I'm ready for him though.

Shit, catch him, catch him, catch him.Bro, bro, bro, bro.Don't let him roll.Oh no, bro, bro, bro, bro.

Don't let him roll.Bro, bro, bro, bro.Don't let him roll.

That makes me want...I want to die.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, well, I've never counted on you again.My God.All right, ready?

Go.

Fucking hell.I don't know how we got away with that, honestly.I don't.Go, go.

Run with him.Throw him on that platform, bro.

Okay, yeah, we're gonna go up with him.Ready?He's going up.He's going up.He's going up.The king's going up, bro.

You bring the stretcher.

Behind this stone.Behind this.Oh, no.I've got it now.

You worry about that.

I'll send the stretcher down.

That's all right.I'm gonna put him on there.Thanks, bro.

Checkpoint's up here.Where is he?Right, hold on.I got him.I got him.Yes.

Yeah.Yes.Yeah.Good.Bro, he's having a fucking seizure.Is he okay?

He got really pissed off and fell out of my fingers.

I've got a stretcher.

Hold on.Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't do that.

Get him on there.

Get him on there.Oh, fuck, bro.

Checkpoint up there, bro.Oh, he's pissed.Oh, no, he's pissed.Oh, no, my arms.Get him off.Okay.

Thank you, sir.

Press G to move the platform.I don't know what I'm doing.

How are we gonna do that?

I don't know how to get back.

I don't know why I did that.So we need to do this together?

How?Wait, wait a second.Now, how?Oh, great.I am the other side.

Wait, how are we meant to?Is that moving on its own?

Yeah, I let go and then I come back.I'm going to hop on with you.

Do you want to come on this one with me?

Yeah.

Yeah, come on this one with me.

OK, ready?Now just let go.

Oh, just let go?

Yeah, just let go of it.

Don't move.

You're uncomfortably close to me. I have to be.I really have to.No, we're meant to put the stretcher and rest it between these two planks.Oh, no, wait, because how is that going to work?Let's get the stretcher and see if it rests on there.OK.

Oh, shit.

If I drop this, I think it's a problem.

I think you need to jump over here.

Oh, bro.I've only got one hand up.I've got one arm on the fucking lever.Look, bro.

Try and jump towards me with it.

OK.

How are you gonna get up from that you need to get back into the tower and come up the lift with it Look at that bro.Look at what I am doing with my life.Look at what I'm doing with but I'm so sorry What bro he fell off?I was I got him on there And he he just didn't stay with me.Okay.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh Okay, right now three two one press press yours you cuntokay i'm okay fine we're doing it don't lift him up i'm dropping it okay okay now don't let go just stay still right now we're gonna jump and jump nope oh no fucking no he's gone he's gone bro he's gone I think we got the method though.

We got it.We should just step on.

Right.Okay.Here we go.Right.

When I say, we go three, two, one and press.

Okay.So three, two, one, press.That's it.That's it.Right.

So when we get there, we jump.Ready?

Yeah.

Jump.Oh bro, he fell off.Bro, bro, bro.You weren't even looking at what point the kick, you just focused on the jump and he'd already rolled off.

Okay.Three.Wait, I've got to get him level.Oh bro, he's tipping over.

okay okay three two one press go yes i'd love to be carried oh bro bro i'm i'm in trouble bro don't move don't move ready okay step on the side now yeah oh that actually helped actually helped we gotta get to here now okay i'm gonna go first or do we go together let's go together three two one go okay and go I fucking can't bro.

I can throw him down there.

Exactly like that.

Watching you fall is the bane of my life.

Why?Why can't you do it?Mr. F instead of G!I'm sorry!I'm under so much pressure, bro!There's no pressure!

You just need to chill.We're good at this.

We're good.Right, okay.Here we go.And...Go!

See?

Unison.Gravity's taking a bit of a...There we go.Now we're just gonna...We're gonna step off, yeah?We're gonna step off.

We're gonna step off.

Step...Right.Lob his ass over there.I'll meet you there.Okay!I'll catch him, ready?

Go!Twat!Absolute trust!

You actually had your hand out ready for him as well.

I was ready!

Alright, you fucking lob him then.Step up.Jack!Oh bro, bro, why?

Why did you step that way?

I didn't!My leg wrapped round the pole and it pinged me off!

I fucking hate this bit of the game already.Honestly, bring me back chained together.

Now, I'll tell you what, I'll go down there and I will wait for him to be thrown.

Go on then.Here he comes, here he comes.Are you ready to grab him?Was it completely the wrong one?direction right okay I think I've figured out a way I've got the way okay okay I've got it ready three two one so we're gonna go down the steps with this stretcher straight yeah so we're just gonna run down and bro just gonna run Okay.Help me dude.

Help me.

Help me.Grab him.Grab him.Hold on.Wait.Grab him.

Don't move.Grab him.Don't move.I got him.I got him.I got his neck.

Let him go.

Just let him go.I need to put him on here.Okay.Right.He's on.Okay.

I don't think he's on well enough.That's not good enough for me.There you go.

Right.You just moved him by his junk then as well.Okay.We're just going to go.Oh, he's well pissed.

Right.He's got to come down to me.Why don't we just go down like straight, like you said.

Okay.Ready?I'm going to go to the first one.Okay.I'm on it.Do that.

And next one.

Yep.That's why.That's why.That's why.That's why.

I got him.Perfect.

Now, what do we do?We go down there.Yeah, we just **** toss.Oh no, we gotta go up.Don't throw him down the hole.Just let me get him up here.

I'll let his aggro drop and my stamina **** **** **** **** **** **** Drop do not let him stop picking him up by his arsehole, bro Barely available.All right, let him zagro go down a bit.Oh you walked over our king.

You literally stepped on him He doesn't mean what he does No I don't even want to talk to you.I don't want to talk about it.I don't want to even acknowledge it took place.I'm really sorry.Honestly, I don't know what happened.I dropped him and he bounced.

But look, it's OK.You want to lift my hand?up a bit.That's it.That's the way.Just normally, slowly, working as a team.

Right.I'm going to have to go right onto there.

Why don't I just jump with you on your side?Do you know what I mean?Yeah.

Good idea.Oh, fuck, bro.

You flipped him.You've actually flipped him like a fucking burger, bro.You flipped the king like a quarter pounder.

What the fuck happened there?It's like it dug into the ground.

You flipped him.

I think we need to run, but I need to lift him.Oh, bro.

You need to slow down.

You're not even looking behind you.Sorry, bro.Sorry.OK.Let me just...OK. I'm off.

No, wait.OK.All right.There we go.

It's too hot for this, bro.My face.What are you doing?

Oh, no.You did it again.Oh, did it again.Right.Wait.I got him.

Don't worry.

Keep running with him.I've got him!I've got him by the hand bro!

It's not going to go well bro, it's not going to go well.Yep, there he is, he's going to roll.Right, don't let him move!

Stay still, stay still.

If he flips out now bro, he's falling into the abyss.

He ain't going to flip because I'm going to grab him by his little blue hand, right, and I'm going to run him onto that wood.

Do it.

Just stay calm, ready?By his little hand look, just going to roll him.Oh no, he's pissed bro, fucking pissed.

There you go, that's it, that's it, let his aggro go down.

He gets more pissed when you grab him by the hand than he does if you grab him by his dick.He might like it.You've only got to get him onto that plank.Okay, and I've got him by his dick, so I'm fucking running.Checkpoint, baby!

there's loads of cloves up here yay oh what do you reckon should we leave this to the next episode i think that we got that to go the castle where's the castle bro look at this here there's the castle that is where we got to get him that is his home his rightful kingdom we are 27 of the way up till next time guys let us know if you liked it and let us know if you want to see the king get it's like having chained together back it is and i miss change together because i was really sad when we finished that really sad i felt lost next time