DESPECHADAS I FT. DOMELIPA

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She always does that at the beginning and then... and then you meet her, you dumbass, because you pass her here. Like a stupid. Whenever she comes, I have to cheer her up because she comes with a lot of down.

And whenever I come, I do...

And whenever I come, I make her pee in Jair's armchair. Uh-huh, that's the only thing you do, is make her come. is You But in Bodo no no no

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I come up with a spaz in print, but I'm a little bit of a you I'm a little bit of a you I'm a little bit of a you I'm a little bit of a Malarita. So you can't humiliate me. I can humiliate you because I don't give a fuck about your feelings. And you're used to it. You've been like this for a long time.

In your shit. Today, if you don't know, we're going to do a bionic. For those who don't know, the bionic in Guadalajara is like a cocktail. A cocktail of fruits and stuff. What we need is a milk carton, we need carnation, we need... we need cream, we need the fruit you want.

The grapes, you idiot! Stupid! You can put apple, you can put papaya. I don't even like papaya, it pisses me off. It releases a lot and then it can't be passive.

With yogurt it's good.

The papaya? I don't like it. Nelly, you're a lesbian, and you're like that. She's a lesbian and she loves papaya in any presentation. Fucking pig. So, we don't need that anymore. We need vanilla.

I wanted to buy chocolate chips, but they didn't sell them. So, the only thing we liked was... Grated coconut. Handmade. Because I know you're a little... Well, you're too bad to eat.

And you can't say it's like a fruit cocktail instead of...

No, it's bionic, you idiot. Here in Guadalajara, it's bionic.

Well, the bionic.

The fruit cocktail is different because it's with yogurt. According to that. I'm like, I don't need anything else. My love, I mean, the milk, the shit, the shit. And how do you make yogurt, you idiot? How do you make yogurt? We're not going to know how to make yogurt. No, go to hell.

It's made of milk.

It's made of milk. It's made of lactose. Of dairy. Dairy comes from? The cow. The cow. This is what we're going to do, but since it's going to be quick, we can start talking and doing the shit.

Today, well, we never follow the themes, but the theme we wanted to play with you is... Fucking shit, Lua! The theme we're going to play, what was it? Things that are worth a dick. Because you're worth a lot of dicks too, everything.

Well, yes.

Except for the dick. Except for the dick. Pito. Menos el pito. El pito. No, no, no. Si. No, yo soy una chavita bien, ya ir. Estas pendeja. Si te descuidas y se mete esto la cabrona. Okay, cosas que nos valen pito. Número uno, el amor, te vale pito?

Si o no?

No.

Yo tampoco.

No. in love. And I get into the dick. You too. Yes. Love is not worth dick. To me, the truth is that it is a very strong topic.

The truth is that yes. I mean, I am a very sensitive person.

Very sensitive. You too.

And you like love a lot.

And you are cancer. And I am cancer. And you cry a lot. And you are Virgo. Capricorn. Virgo. You're a virgin? I got it! Do you believe in that or not? I believe in that, but not in the ascendant and all that shit, you know?

Well, it's the same shit, what moon in...

Honey, I know that cancer cries and that's why I always tell you the same thing, but I don't know why, you know? It's not true.

Well, because of a lot of problems, dude, let me tell you.

And what are not perfect. You are a piece of shit! Jair, no, no, I mean, they are very perfectionists. Perfectionist, but in what, in what, in what aspect? In everything, that you don't do anything, but when you want to do it, you say, I'm going to do it well.

I want it to come out well.

And that you do well. I'm going to be like, okay. Okay. Manches como si tuviera vitiligo en la cara. ¿De qué güey? Un pony. Ah, manchas. Un tigre. Manchas. Unas six. Manchas. ¿Una pinche mancha? No. Te van a salir manchas.

De acné.

Otra vez.

Otra vez.

No, luchó mucho contra el acné, la verdad.

Sigo luchando.

Sigue luchando. I'm going to tell you. You're so fucked up. It's crazy because right now they're saying I'm getting thinner. It has a lot to do with all the pills I take that take away my hunger. But no, you eat well.

What do you mean well? Yes, you eat well. Shut up, you bitch. You're there, all messed up. And in the background you're going to hear the fucking bitch.

And in the background, stupid, mut mute that. Or something like that. You can keep talking, shit.

Yes, because it's funny, it entertains.

Like Yair.

But just don't let them see who you are, because you're like this. Or they'll laugh at you.

How horrible.

And that's why you stopped drinking too. That's why I stopped drinking. I found it very fat, because I've said it many times, that I have absolutely no trust in people who don't drink.

Oh, now!

Why don't you drink?

Because you know, apart from that, I have stopped drinking and I have started drinking again like crazy, like crazy. You know, it was with him my last drunkenness, in this house.

In this house. On February 14th, let's say the day of the friendship, alone, we were here, like what time did we stop? No, like the next day, really, really. The next day at night.

At 7 at night we were already like, wait. So we left at night and the next day at night we finished. But it was going to be quiet.

It was going to be quiet because we said, well, let's go, let's have dinner, something cool. We had nothing to do, February 14th. You and I together, we had dinner. We went to breakfast. We went to breakfast, we had some mimosas, we got a little bit of a hangover, and at 4 we were in another place, and we started drinking, and we ended up in another place, and then in another place, and then in another place, and then we ended up here.

Here, because there was no other place. There was no other place.

You made me sing!

The asshole made me sing! I'm going to sing the asshole. Yes, because I told him, dude, you have to sing. I felt like Lolita Cortez. Because I started telling him, dude, you have to sing, but dude, get it out, get it out, don't be ashamed. At 8 at night, I think the neighbors were up to their asses, because I repeated and repeated and repeated the same song.

The same song. And what was the one with the hash?

I hate you. I'm going to do the chorus. It was my last drink. It was your last drink. And it's November now and you haven't had any. In December I finish the pills. Let's see if I come back.

If I drink again.

If you fuck a punch or something like that in a little pool.

Blah, blah, blah, very nice. If you invite me, yes.

I thought it was a year.

It's a year. I mean, if I go back to... If you fuck a poncho or something like that, in a little room, blah, blah, blah, very nice.

If you invite me...

I thought it was a year.

It's a year.

Well, yes, asshole, but it started in February.

Ah, but the pills increased so that the treatment was faster, my love. And that's why I'm so dry.

And your liver is for the shit, for sure too. And for the alcohol too. I had a stomachache, I told you. My kidney. I breathed a lot and my lung hurt. And I told the asshole, because there are some TikTok videos that are very...

pleasant. Which ones? The ones with the kidney, the ones with the kidneys. I drink water so that my kidneys don't split.

Your kidney brothers.

Because they split if you stop drinking water.

Oh, I was really pissed off by that story, I didn't finish reading it because I was taking pictures. Me neither, because it was all bullshit. That's another thing that sucks. People. People suck.

That's what we were going to talk about.

People suck depending on who you are. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're famous, if you have money. Well, if you have money, yes. I feel like it's a plus, a lot of pluses. Maybe I'll like it even more, you know? But I don't like poor people. I don't care.

For example, my friends, I already have them. I love them.

Would you like to meet more people and make more friends?

I don't know.

Yes.

I'm like, I already have my friends, I don't want more. You don't have friends, baby. I mean, you don't have friends, baby. Understand that. We're just three, not even close. I mean, I feel like you should socialize more. Yes, because imagine tomorrow,

you have me up to the fuck, you just left at 11 at night, and tomorrow we're going to have breakfast, I'm going to say, no, my pues ahí estoy como perro. Ajá, y no nada más conmigo. Con todo mundo.

Sí, porque eres mi gajero.

Y quién está para mí?

Nadie.

Pero nunca, es bien triste, ¿no?

Pues sí. Es muy triste. Pero si te pones a pensar si estás en tu mierda. Pero es bonito porque te gusta revolcarte en ella, You're in your own shit. But it's nice because you like to roll in it. You say, I'm in my own shit, I enjoy my own shit. There's a lot of floor to crawl on, what's your problem?

And if I bleed, I put on knee pads and I'm going to keep crawling. How can I not?

Of course, nothing happens.

Health and health for that.

Look, this is for the only thing you serve. And you loved it? I loved it. And you loved it? And they send you, asshole. And they send me. These are from the Dome. Because he's starving. Because he's starving, because he doesn't have anything else in that fridge.

Like the banana, nothing else is there.

The other time I sent him because he didn't have water, I hadn't right back, I'll be right back, I'll be right back. And I had to tell her, don't be a bitch, and send me more water, don't fuck with me. Because all these assholes are coming, and I have to give them water, they just come to fuck me up.

To fuck your fridge.

To fuck my fridge and everything. And they already put this shit on, because they don't want to reflect on Nelly's dick. No, pues nada más cállate. La lua, la lua. La lua la amo. A ella siento que también le vale mucha verga.

Otra cosa que me vale verga.

¿Lua? Te importa tu madre, perra.

No, a la lua la quiere.

Es demasiado castrosa.

No.

Creo que nunca en mi vida había conocido un perro más castroso que Lua. No, because right now, you son of a bitch, you talk about Lua again and it's going to be worth it, dog. Lua is barely nine months old, bitch. But nine months in a dog is how many years? It's nine months, I just told you.

It's a human.

Oh, seven years old, they're a dog. Oh, it's in the castro moment, as a child. Aha, it's just one like a debate. I got the other a Baja porque tienes muchos de desórdenes Oye, pendejo, vamos a cocinar o vas a estar así vamos a cocinar pero como esto es rápido Estúpida de mierda tengo que estar platicando primero es más ponte a lavar las putas fresas pendeja Bueno, no te creas yo no lavo la fruta tu la vas la fruta I was just about to say, dude, did you know that people die for this? What do you mean? Because if you don't, the animal gets in your brain, really.

That's not true, you don't have an animal. Of course not.

I swear.

Do you suck ass?

What the f**k is that?

What do you mean? There's a bunch of animals there, that's the s**t. Imagine, you're going to suck on a parasite. But at some point it was food. Oh, that's horrible! Do you know how long does it take for food to process to make it shit? Like two weeks, right?

It depends on how you say it.

You keep it a lot.

I don't care, but it's a lot.

Where did you see it?

In Grey's Anatomy.

Oh, no way. In Grey's Anatomy they die because a dog bit them. They go through hell. And the whole cast died. They're changing.

No, Helen is still there.

Who's Helen?

Oh no, Ellen Pompeo.

Who's Ellen? I don't see her.

Dr. Grey, asshole.

I mean, the most shit.

Yes, the first one.

But she's too old, right?

She's older.

How old is she?

She's older. the set will stay there, in the operating room, but in the operating room of the set it will stay. What we are going to do is just split the banana and... and that's it, it doesn't have much science, assholes.

Hey, do you really think I don't have personality

like before? No, I think you have more personality. Because, before, when you had very ugly hair and you danced, you looked very cheap. And I had seen you back then. Because you were dressed up with your horrible chains and blah blah. Your t-shirts were like Billie Eilish, your horrible pants.

And you too, honey?

But not that much.

You two, yes.

But I didn't fit.

No, why not? Because you were hidden behind the character.

Exactly.

And it's very sad. It was a character that when you guys put this TikTok thing in fashion, I feel like the whole wave of...

Of everyone.

Of naked people came.

Yes.

I feel like it was the worst time.

I'm not going to say anything because I really feel like I'm going to... I can get hurt in this place.

No, no, no, you how we get along. Do you feel like you don't have a personality anymore? No, but...

I'm Dome now.

What?

Is it bad? Is it bad? Is it bad? Is it bad?

No, it's not bad. Why?

Shut up, guys! Because, really, I mean, they let me...

Shut up!

Because, yeah.

Yeah, because I want attention like you. But even if they stop seeing me...

Sure, yes, 100%.

You're missing here to be Jair, you know?

No, I'm already a little bitch, fucking, fucking daredevil. No, let's see, I feel like you've seen a lot of people leave like know, like... Yeah, with a lot of people I started with or saw when I started with Sinfoniu, you know? I feel like you, nobody sees you anymore, nobody sees you anymore, but you already have the name.

You know, like, people see you on the street and say, oh, there's this girl. The girl who dances. And she was stupid. Dude, did you see what I did? No, careful dude, I thought I was going to stab you.

Oh God, oh no, no, stupid.

Another thing that you don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck not to take a shower.

Fucking hell, gross, yes, I feel like you're a pig.

Well, not that much.

No, because you've never smelled me in your life.

Or have you? Oh, yeah? Well, yesterday I told you that you smelled like iron because of Switch. No! Jair, no! Well, you smelled like iron. That's not true. We were in Six Flags and I got the hangover.

And I got the fucking hamburger.

Well, yes, because I ate badly. And you know I got sick.

Yes, you feel sick.

I got sick because right now I'm eating only fruit and vegetables. And from time to time I fart, but that's the least of it. You should fart too, you're acting like an idiot. Do something, do something.

I like to see how you do things.

What did you say you're good at? Oh, bathing. No, I'm good. I'm good at bathing.

No, I'm good.

I have to bathe, really. I mean, obviously I bathe daily, you know? I'm going to be a little bit of a mess. I'm going to be a little bit of a mess. I'm going to be a little bit of a mess.

I'm going to be a little bit of a mess.

I'm going to be a little bit of a mess. I'm going to be a little bit of a mess.

I'm going to be a certain to put a vida a ver quiero que partez un plátano

No a ver parto en plátano de la pendeja de la pendeja esta puta madre como no sabe hacer absolutamente nada ni a grabar un puto cuchillo quiero agarrar lo ya enterrar celo Como es de eso I'm going to show you. Shut up. I liked it. Well, you're alone. Things I don't care about.

I don't wash my hands when I go to the bathroom.

Don't overdo it.

I do wash them, but I don't like to wash them.

You know who doesn't either? Andres.

Andres, you're the one who doesn't wash your hands.

I don't wash my hands. I don't wash my hands. No me importa, no me lavo las manos cuando voy al baño. No te pases de ver que te vas a lavar un plátano, güey. Sí me las lavé ahorita, pero no me las, no me,

o sea, no me gusta lavarme las manos.

¿Sabes quién tampoco? Andrés. Andrés, güey, se lava las manos solamente cuando se baña en la mañana y en la noche, punto. No se lava las manos. ¿Por qué no? You grab bacteria and you put your fingers in your hand. You don't like to shower, you don't like anything, you don't like to wash your hands, you don't like to wash your mouth because it stinks. Jair, no.

We have to play. We have to play eating gum and some... and some Tic Tacs. I challenge you to clean your mouth.

No, Jair, don't be like that.

No, no, it's not true. Because honestly, even if you don't bathe, it doesn't smell bad. Dude, I've never smelled shit. And you don't sweat, right? No, I don't sweat because I wear a laser.

What does that have to do with it, dumbass? I know See What's porky

No, see No solamente me ago de que era key a caí en el culo de que adelante I'm going to go here and on the ass. I don't like it when I go forward. And when you go to the laser, do they tell you to open your ass? Yes, they tell me to go inside. And they just tell me to go like this a little bit.

They also tell me to open my ass.

In four? No, in four, no, Nelly. No. And you, to go. But who gives you a girl or a boy? I mean, the legs, and they tell you to bend them, you know? What? And you're going to miss the game? Yes, well, I don't know if I'll miss the game.

Well, all the way to the top, like this.

So, you can't be seen?

No, no, I don't have a nightgown.

Oh, no?

No, baby. I mean, I put it on like this. In fact, I don't have to go down whole body. No? No, no, no, because they don't laser me on my legs. No, it's just that I...

It's all of me.

Uh-huh. And like this, too?

Naked, all of you.

I go as far as I can, and I shave everything.

Look at that.

And she's the only one who shaves you.

Are you a triangle?

Or do you shave everything? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no criticized, you know? Like, I'm going to be like... Like, come on!

It's crazy because, I mean, well, I, being a girl, I would like...

That you had everything smooth?

No, no, no, I mean, if I... I mean, no, but if I were... I mean, if I were with a girl...

Clean.

You, being mean, women... I mean, women... They get in your hair, you know?

How?

Yeah, right? If you suck a guy's dick and he has hair, they don't...

Oh, okay, yeah, sure.

They don't eat your hair, you know?

I mean, the women that, wait, you have hair, I mean... There?

All the...

I mean, but in the lips, I mean, así en la raga? Todo tiene. Ay, yo pensé que nada más aquí.

No todo.

¡Ay, no!

Qué verga, qué verga, y aparte me lo imaginé, estúpido.

Es como si tuvieras pelos en el, literalmente en el de este.

Ajá. Ay, no, sí quítenselo, güey, qué asco. I don't know. I mean, it depends. I'm sure there are a lot of very porky men who like to have hair. You know, like, one night with hair.

And how sad when you find a girl who does.

Uh-huh.

Have you ever had to like to have hair? No.

No, I don't know.

No, I feel like... Oh, you're an idiot. I feel like... Now the virgin of Guadalupe, I'll put a rosary on you, dumbass. You're a fucking bitch. People have to know...

Take this off, asshole.

No, it's edible.

The plant... It's not the plant, it's the tip. Do you like strawberries?

Yes, I love them.

Well, fuck it.

What else do you give a fuck?

What else do I worth a shit? I feel like mine are just negative things. I'm worth a shit drinking water. I'm not. I love drinking water.

That's why you have your skin like this and that's why I have it like this.

Family member died because his brain dried up when he drank water.

How does the brain dry up?

We're 60% water.

60.

70.

70. Oh no, son of a bitch. Next week is not coming I'm telling you

We are 70% water and the rest of us are...

Blood So 60% is land, I mean, no

No, no, no, no, no, no

No, assholes, no, no, no I was going to say 60% of the planet is water and 40% land

30%

70% and 30% are 100%

Yes No, no pero dije 60 No pero ya estoy hablando de la tierra porque según yo 60% es agua algo Tienes que tomar agua pendeja Y si lo voy a hacer Pues cuando? Pues cuando ya vea que mis riñones no aguantan

El cerebro ya lo trae seco I don't know, I keep thinking and you never say anything. No, no, no, I'm talking a lot, dumbass. Spending on...

On apps.

On apps. Spending on apps...

I don't give a shit.

Me neither. But you, I mean, you're more into clothes. You know, I'm more into buying food and stuff. Oh, that's horrible.

You're like fat.

But I'm not that kind of person. I'm more like decoration or stupid.

Pure stupid. Because I feel like that could be an issue. That they didn't give you small things. So now you have that problem of buying and opening things. That's an issue. Because Maria also has it. That's why she buys a lot of things and asks for it packaged because she likes the feeling of opening a gift. Because they never gave her things. They did give me things. It seems like they didn't. because she likes the feeling of opening a gift because she never got gifts. I did get gifts.

Well, it seems like you didn't.

But I did. I swear.

So why do you have that mental problem?

Because I have money and I like to spend it.

I love it. No, really, I do buy...

And if I get an invoice, I'm interested in an invoice. Honey, I buy anything.

And you also buy invoices. I'm going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to be like, I almost didn't get it. Horrible.

And even if I didn't drink, I paid.

So you were the asshole of the group?

Well, no, I was the one who had money.

Well, yes, that too. But I like that people have fun, asshole. That happens to me too. When I'm at a party, having a good time, I say, the, money goes and comes. Sometimes it goes more than it comes. Exactly, because right now we're in red numbers.

But I feel like I'm buying experience. You never, when you're in a bad situation, you never say, dude, I'm spending so much and tomorrow I'm going to regret it. No, you're not going to regret it, you're paying for experience.

And you're abundance.

And you're abundance, like Princess Koto. Pero güey, la Princess Koto sí se pasa de verga. Se acabó la abundancia de todo México, esa culera. No dejó nada para nosotros. Bueno, sí siento que sí me vale verga eso. Y comprar así como...

Pues no, para la casa no compro nada. Más bien yo compro casas. Well, no, I don't buy anything for the house. I buy houses. Oh, come on!

Oh!

You can't stand it!

How awful.

I buy cars.

Oh, because the lady is very macho. Because she's this typical girl who likes cars a lot and she's telling me that she's going to buy a truck that has a turbo, that has cylinders. And I'm like, I don't give a shit about the cylinders, you put a cylinder there, or something, I mean, I don't care if it has horsepower, I don't care,

nothing, dude, and this one is like that, that you already brought it with you, because you already crashed, and so on.

No, I didn't crash.

How many times have you changed the fucking tire? And you alone, because no one is going with you. I'm like, No, ya, pues sí que huevo, güey, si ya se había amanecido. Habíamos pedido, sí que güey. Pues no mames, veníamos a cenar y ya la pilla estaba allá afuera.

Prefiero eso a decirte de que güey, ¿le puedo estacionar? Como tú me dijiste a mí, porque eres un pendejo.

¿Cuándo? La primera vez, ¿verdad? Ajá. I'm not good with parking because they want to build a 17-story building on a 2x2 fucking property. So they want to build underground and they want to do everything and the trucks don't fit. They don't fit. And the first time I came here,

it's a pain in the ass because you have to do it like this, you have to do it backwards. If they invite me to a place, to a party, and I have to park backwards, I'm sorry, but I'm not going. I'm not going. I don't go. And what I do a lot is when I go to restaurants, I say yes, I can't park it, I do ask them to park it.

Because it's a fucking mess.

No, no, that's not...

He must have paid for the exam just like me, but I don't know.

I did pay for it.

Me too. I didn't even pay, they just took my picture and sent it to me. But I'm a badass driving, right?

No.

What do you mean no? I'm a badass driving.

You drive too slow, dude. I drive very well.

Well, yes, because it's worth your life. Not for me. I'm a badass driving, but I can also step on it. And I go at my own pace, and my gas runs out very quickly. You earn a lot. I don't. Deposit. I'm not going to wash the grapes, to be honest.

You can wash them, that's why they have those little pots.

Well, let's see, wash them. Fucking asshole.

Fucking asshole.

I'm going to make the cream. I already told you what to do with the cream, but I don't remember how many quantities there are.

Tell my mom.

How am I going to tell my mom? She's going to want to talk about it. Someone here got cut today.

Someone here got cut today.

That's it.

Cut this. I don't like this. Someone here has to go to the bathroom because she's not even invited. You can go eat or something. I'm fed up.

I saw.

But it's fine. he messed with the man.

But you can't do it, because he's already big.

Well, yes, he's already big.

He's already big and you know he can get a heart attack and so on.

Well, yes.

Let's see.

Let's see, asshole.

You opened it.

Well, yes.

I love it. Tell us, tell us. Because I have this theory.

It's fine, nobody is going to talk about it.

Oh, no. If he wants, I'll keep talking about it.

No, he wants to because he thinks you have a dick.

No.

Yes.

No.

Tell us the theory, asshole.

You're ruining the event, asshole.

I want to smoke a joint.

This theory is the following. Obviously, if you know someone for four days, you keep talking and you like them a lot. Maybe I felt my feelings coming to me, and I gave it all. And I've talked about him on several occasions.

Here.

Here. And I've also talked about him occasions here. From him, okay? Here. Here, uh-huh. And I've also just spoken to him in other places. And always, uh-huh, and on Instagram and everywhere. So what I feel like it was, is that he saw and said, like, dude, what the fuck, dude, how many...

And he just told me, we're taking it, because we're not taking anything, you know? Uh-huh,, I love you. What do you mean, I love you? I love him.

You said, I love you?

I said it on several occasions.

You said, I love you?

Yes. But because you're like that, man. I mean, honey, you meet someone and you say, I love you. I love you too. Like that, of course.

No, but he does love you. He's lying. But it's okay.

But you can love.

Yes, I love him.

That's not true.

What do you know, asshole? You love the idea you have of him. Oh, that's horrible.

Well, I don't love him either because...

You love the idea you have of him. Oh, no, I hate myself. Because I'm so bad! Because it's the first thing he said. I hate poor people. And the asshole, well, he keeps them. He says, come here with me, I'll take care of you, I'll keep you. And that's what I like the most, when you find an asshole who has nothing to do with his fucking life, and you say, man, I love you.

No, give me.

Because we're the same.

Because we are twins! Yes we are! Well, my conspiracy theory was that I talked about him and he got mad and said What's up with this guy? He's going fast and he's very intense. And he loves me. And I feel like, oh, he's very intense. You know? So I scared him and I didn't want to talk about him anymore.

I talked about him now, but nothing happens.

Because he goes up later. Because he'll come up later.

Because he'll come up later and we'll see.

And he's not going to talk to him anymore?

No, because...

Yesica...

Because of those fucking people like you, stupid, they put me on my feet and they put salt in my relationship. You don't want to see me happy, asshole, because you're also unhappy you chivieja pendeja. Y sabes que es bien triste porque yo quiero tanto a Jessica, pero te lo aplaudo porque es muy cierto. Porque sí es verdad.

Porque sí es verdad.

Jessica. Y es que puedes amar a alguien que conociste en la peda, claro. Pero después ya, papá. No, porque quiero llevarlo al siguiente nivel.

Y lo voy a sacar de todos lados.

Es lesbiana, güey. ¿Quién? ¿Yo? I'm going to get it out of everywhere. It's a lesbian, dude.

Who, me?

She says I'm macho. No, it's like that.

No, but it's also like that with gays, right? They fall in love fast, blah, blah. But you know what's really sad? I feel like with gays, it's hard make love a happy ending.

But I feel like you think the same way I do. I was in therapy the other day and they asked me, what do you want to do in your life? And I told them I'm here to find someone to spend it with.

And is it wrong or is it right?

I don't know, because it's always something wrong, you know?

No, give me. I mean, yes, but no.

I think you're coming with the same purpose, to find someone to spend the fucking life with.

Of course, dude, to go on a trip, to have a good time, to spend moments.

Go out to a party. Go out to a party, laugh, cry, be sad. Yes, enjoy, enjoy.

To be lying down one day, to watch a movie and be... Armar un lego. because you don't have the money to buy it and pay for it. What a dumbass. Well, yes. That's my theory. What do I have?

It's okay.

It's okay, right?

Yes. What theory?

Yes, that's one of the things that pisses me off. You can't express yourself right now. You can't feel for fear of people. There's a lot of gossip. There's a lot of, like, I won't text you. I'm gonna put a senti for me at all as personally to a giant mucho de o de que bueno Te mando mensaje no tema no to a scribe Por qué way en una hora me mandaste mensaje no te puedo escribir yo antes porque si no mover

Veo interesado chinga tu puta madre Pues que estamos jugando way o sea si me inter tienen puto celular a mano porque todos ahorita tienen el celular en la mano y qué verga le cuesta a mandarme un puto sticker. Eso eres. Sí y a mucha honra pendeja. Pero tengo una duda si el día de mañana conoces a alguien más o sea. Espero sí. Y lot of love to give. But only one person, obviously. All the time.

And if tomorrow you say, I want to have something with you, are you going to stop talking to everyone, stop following all the idiots you follow just because you like them? Yes.

No, Jair, don't be like me.

What an idiot! No, don't know what I would be doing with my life if I wasn't doing what I do.

I would be doing what I do.

I would be doing what I do. I would be doing what I do.

I would be doing this. Stupid. Do you care about fame or not?

I don't know what I would be doing with my life if I wasn't doing what I'm doing today. I mean, I care, but I don't know what I would do without this.

Me too. I'm so grateful.

We're so grateful.

I'm so grateful to everyone who follows us. Of course, because we're such useless people thatito, hubiera estado de que, güey, en mi mierda, peor, ¿sabes cómo? Muy triste, ajá, muy triste.

Y tú crees que serías el que mantienen.

Ay, me encantaría.

¿Sí?

Estaría padrísimo. Pero siento que, güey, la persona que tiene el poder, ¿sabes cómo? The person who has the power, you know? So they could say I'm a nigger and stuff. And obviously not. If I keep someone...

You're a nigger?

No, I feel like he's going to nigger me.

You're like a woman who's with a guy like that.

Uh-huh.

I'm a woman who's with a guy like that. Literally. Fucking asshole. And how do you know it's a little bit of that, asshole? It looks like cut milk. No, you're the one that's cut.

It's not true, but yes. Oh, Jair.

Baby, the limón. Actually, this is going to come out later.

And let's see if it doesn't come back.

We were doing so well.

It's not true.

No, now. No, yes, no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Things that piss us off. Something else that pisses me off. What pisses us off? Therapy. I love therapy.

I love therapy.

I haven't been to therapy. I've always said this, dude. But not because I don't give a fuck, because I know it's necessary in therapy. But because I say, dude, I can. I can with these problems.

You know, like I can't. I'm in my shit. But... Puedo. Puedo yo con estos problemas. Sabes como que no puedo. No puedes. Que estoy en mi mierda. Pero me da mucha hueva el explicarle todo.

Toda tu puta vida.

Porque va a venir el diente.

No.

Y luego...

Hay un tema que desenlaza el por qué fuiste. Y ya. De ahí te va a preguntar cosas. El por qué fui que puta. No, no, no. I'm going to tell you why you're here. Well, this week, I feel like this, like this, like this.

Well, ask me, I'm not going to tell you.

Okay, why are you here?

You know.

No, I don't know.

You know, you idiot.

Oh no, but I'm really scared, talking about family, blah, blah.

And they're always going to blame dad. Oh, now.

Yes. Or the mom too. I don't know who's to blame. No, they're not to blame. They're not to blame either because I'm a big boy and I know my problems. But I do feel like they left some traumas.

But I've always thought that it has nothing to do with how your parents educate you. It's how you do it.

No, I feel like it has to do with it.

That's something that's really important to me. I didn't have anyone to say no. And I said, dude, no, I don't want this, I don't want this. This is wrong.

Okay, okay.

And nobody told me. But how old were you?

At 15? Girl, where are you going?

How horrible.

How horrible, how horrible. How horrible.

How horrible.

I'm not going to go.

But X, well.

But you know. Well, I feel like... You too.

Oh, really? Have you been an asshole your whole life? Yes.

I mean, you don't...

Because you haven't said, like, dude, this is wrong.

No, yes, no, of course. I mean, you already have, like, dude, what do I do, asshole, I'm going to get laid. You don't do anything. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.

I'm a bitch.

I'm a bitch.

I'm a bitch.

I'm a bitch. and parties, being with your parents, living together, blah blah blah. I don't know how you vent, you're always in your shit, and until you explode, you're done.

No, I vent differently.

How do you vent? Crying? Yes.

No, I mean, yes, but I go to my dance classes, I build a Lego.

And your apartment with 1500 Legos, you're in your shit. I feel like it matters what your parents teach you when you're young, because that's where they train you. And then you have your own criteria, your own mentality, that this is good, this is going to be bad, blah blah. Well, I don't know, I don't give a shit.

I never give a shit.

I mean...

To fuck on a first date? I don't care.

Do you care to fuck on a first date?

I mean, I care...

Not to fuck?

Not to fuck on a first date.

Why?

Because why not? Because you're so easy. I mean... And it has nothing to do with, oh, he wants to be the musty. He doesn't want to. No.

I mean, because I feel like... Maybe he'll get to the end, that's why he got to the end today. Oh, Lora! No, but I feel like there's no rush, you know? If you really want to be with that... If you want, I mean, really, I don't know, a date. Take it now.

If you really want to be with that person. Well, the truth is that I haven't had that many dates.

No, you haven't had dates.

In the anthro, it doesn't count as a date. Oh, no. Oh, what an idiot, I gave you feelings. I hate that I of my life. Oh no. I hate it. I love causing everything, except the feeling of

oh, man.

What's the name of that feeling?

Sadness? It's a shame.

My life.

I've had dates. I've had dates.

You were in one and you told me. Which one? I've had dates. I've had dates. You were once and you told me.

Which one?

I don't remember. A long time ago? No, I've had dates. I've had dates. And when they're dates, obviously nothing happens on the first date. It's just like, let's go out to dinner, drinks, and that's it.

It's over.

What do they do?

Also to the movies. And they don't tell you that you're a dick, right?

No.

No?

I haven't reached that stage yet.

I mean, they don't even tell you that you're a dick in the movies.

I mean, yes, but I've had it, for example, with one. But I had already had it, and we went to the movies. It's just that, man, that's very like that. but you said it, we're going out. I don't know, I feel like I'm very safe from alcohol. That's why I'm drunk all day. That's why I'm drunk all day. It's sad.

It's very sad, bitch. Because that's already a disease. No, it's not true. Do you think I have an alcoholism disease?

No.

What do you mean, bitch? Now you're part of this, dumbass. Dude, that's what I was going to say. I love to see how you're there as a dumbass. Well, it's your turn, you fucking old bitch.

In all the shows you've been to.

Because she's more useless than me.

Yes, there you go, because they just told me something good about Sinfoniu.

About me?

No, no. El mundo. Ahí te va. Por eso, pendeja. Qué pendeja está. El mundo gira alrededor de ti. No, no, no, no, no. Todo el mundo gira alrededor de mí. O sea, el mundo hace cosas alrededor de ti, no tú para el mundo de que la haces, ¿sabes?

Ajá, ¿y qué es eso qué?

Bueno, que les vales verga. Ahí te va. No, no, no. No, because we're going to cry. Well, something that you don't give a fuck about in a friendship and something you don't give a fuck about. And there I said...

So you destroyed the show.

Yes, the same thing that I don't give a fuck about is the same thing that I don't give a fuck about. Ok, what? un amigo o amiga como que salió con un ex y eso no me vale verga pero hubo un momento en el que dije wey que pedo

ajá esta mal ajá pero me vale verga ajá y no me vale verga verga verga verga si porque osea no te importa porque no te importa el hombre el novio sino que te da el coraje de que, wey, eras mi amigo, o sea, eras mi amigo, sabes como de que, wey, te mamaste y saliste con ese wey que, sabes, que, o sea, éramos novios y la chingada. Sí, sí, sí, eso sí está fuerte.

Eso es algo.

No me vale pito el pato, X.

Me vale verga, pero no me vale verga.

Claro. I'm going to go with the one that's strong. For me... Let's see, what's worth to you and what's not worth to you? For me, it's worth... a friendship... that they're not... that they're not... that they're not...

loyal.

Ah, good.

Loyal. That they're not loyal. For example, if, I don't know, the day after tomorrow, they're talking friends, I don't care if they're my friends. I don't care if they're my friends.

Because there are a lot of people who are my friends.

Very friendly.

They just want me to be their friend. You, I mean, you with me and they get jealous.

I'm like that too.

And they get jealous. Oh, fuck, because Maria is like that too. I mean, it's just them, them, them, them, them. And I don't care about that. But I don't care because I know the place I have for them in life. You know?

I have my streaks. I can be with you every day for a week and not the next. They're streaks.

No, I don't. I want to see you today, the today, tomorrow, maybe we can meet up and stuff. I'm a person who likes to hang out with my friends. I'm a friend, what's it called? A plant? Or a cactus? A watering plant. A watering plant, yeah. A cactus and another one, I don't know. I decide that I have to water. I have to be there, I have to be there, I have to be there. I like it. me gusta y las personas que no me caen gordas yo es un meca y gorda me caí de la verga a mí me

vale verga desaparecer me de la amistad ahí te va o sea yo tengo mis amigas en Monterrey que son mis amigas de vida y puedo estar dos meses sin hablar con ellas y yo no siento el que no seamos amigas sabes pero ellas dicen wey que pedo que no me habla que pedo que no sé como que no no sé si digan pero yo me But they do say, like, what the fuck, he doesn't talk to me. I don't know if they say it, but I do it a lot. It's in my head, I say, like, dude...

If you're a friend, a cactus friend. You don't have to be always arguing. You know that tomorrow, it's going to be two months, and I'll see you and we'll be super friends forever. Yes, yes, yes. And you want it or not, it changes. Yes, I also understand because it's like, you left, Jota, you know?

You didn't ask me how I was, blah, blah, blah, it's been two months, I didn't see you. Obviously a friendship for me is like, being there, hanging out, and how are you, blah, blah, blah.

Hanging out, seeing each other, going out, six flags.

Exactly. That's it. So, you're a fucking pussy. So, it's like a nitty? Yeah, not so much like physical affection or anything, but...

I shit my pants when I hug you.

I don't like it that much either. Yeah, sometimes I... No, but you like it a lot. Yeah, but it depends. Not right now, because I'm crying.

Okay.

I want you to cry, asshole. I want to see you down, I want to see you in your ass. You didn't see me in the morning, dumbass.

But they sent me a video. It's not true. It's not true.

Jessica! How can you believe it?

Zero. So it's real? Isn't it normal what they said? That it's real?

Yes!

That's why I got in my ass.

That's why they saw me getting in my shit. Do you want it with everything?

Yes, with everything.

Now that with everything. And like this, and you're going to swallow it all, fucking asshole. And finishing this, you're going to clean the whole fucking kitchen.

Not this!

Not this, asshole, not this. Fucking asshole, you're throwing the that, you idiot, to eat all the fucking leftovers, because right now you're like, you don't even get that.

No?

It's just that it's crazy how it reflects in me, but it's okay.

It's okay. But it's okay because I'm getting everything out, you know? Maybe you feel like an asshole right now, but I'm getting everything out.

No, my love, I told you! I love you! It's just that it's so weird because whenever... I mean, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I We're going to have a spectacular anecdote. Oh no! I exposed you!

I love you!

It's very weird because whenever I... I mean...

Shut up! You're so stupid, you're not even worth talking about.

They use me as bait. Because if I go and I fart on a man, they see... If he doesn't listen to me, it's because he's gay. I farted on a man. And... You see? If he doesn't listen to me, it's because he's gay.

Or because he has a girlfriend. Up with the faithful men. And heterosexuals.

And heterosexuals. And handsome. Put your hand down.

What an idiot. So, that day... He's crazy. Because it was a tall man, dressed like a cowboy, very weird.

Oh, stop!

Shut up!

We're talking about another one!

Uh-huh, I thought...

The Canadian.

No, another one!

Who are we talking about then?

No, yes, about both of them.

Ah, okay. So... Oh, it's spectacular!

It's spectacular! This was Japan. No, si, de los dos, esos. Ah, okay. Entonces, ay, está espectacular. Está espectacular.

¿Eh?

Esto fue Japón.

Nosotros Japón.

Japón.

Triunfando y todo.

Si.

Entonces, bueno, entonces, ahí me mandan con el vato, y el vato estaba con una mujer al lado. Entonces, yo como, ¿qué onda?

Ajá.

No, no esta bien. No, pero esta es para Jessica. No, no, mi amor, yo quiero. No, por eso, pero pues hay un chingo.

Pero yo quiero.

Hay mucho.

Pero es mio. Vete a la verga.

Entonces, no, pero esta bien, esta bien.

Ni sabe.

Cállate los higos. So, I get there with the man and he says, like, I don't know, he was speaking like Mexican.

And very Monterrey.

Uh-huh, so very regional, very from the north. And he says, no, I don't know, I don't know how to imitate the horrible accent.

You're horrible there.

No, no, no, because he was from Guadalajara.

He was from Guadalajara?

Yes, he was from Guadalajara. Que vivía allá, que trabajaba allá. Entonces el güey, como que ya llega la mujer con él, y yo de que, ah bueno, va, y nos vamos. Entonces se viene atrás de nosotros y se vino con nosotros el güey, de que mandó a la muchacha a la chingada. A otro lado, a la verga. We were all really drunk. And he was going to go with us. It was horrible. But she wasn't his girlfriend?

No, she was the one from that day. So we got to the hotel. Oh, that's horrible. The guy took off his boots. Oh, no!

And he was like, your boots stink!

I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? horrible. So, I saw them all very drunk, Jair with a panty that they gave him in the party, here in the head, I love you, I love you, I don't know what, he put the tequila

here and you sucked the tequila and the dude, now it's your turn, never, I told him. So, he says, can I give you a kiss? And I say, if you kiss Jair, I kiss you. So, he kissed Jair and I was like, and then everyone was like, no, but I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing. And then when he came to me, I was like, you kissed everyone, don't fuck this up. I mean, what?

It's horrible.

Even the girl who kissed him.

And Waze.

Waze made me fall, man.

I'm very like that.

She's very like that. But, man, you have no idea. The smell of feet, the smell of everything. Horrible.

And cowboys. Not so much. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I brought it to my friends. And the next day, the same thing happened, but with a Canadian. But I couldn't let him go.

No, because he didn't want to.

And the other day I told him, let's go to another city in Japan. The guy took a train, went to the city, came with his backpack.

With his beautiful backpack.

My love, from there I downloaded Duolingo. I have no fucking idea how to speak English.

But I said, what a show! And I love it.

And we have to go to Canada.

And there you go, well, no, okay, shit.

On the day of the party on on February 14th, we marked it.

How horrible.

The thing is, this Canadian guy, he approached me at the fag, remember? I was at the normal fag and we went to a fucking place with terrible electronic music.

Spectacular.

Horrible. So I saw a gringo and I said, oh, what a shit. So this guy approaches me and says, what are you drinking? And I'm like, nothing, just that I'm in English. And he's like, what?

And I...

A fart, a fart with English, because, well...

And I was going to go, what is he saying?

And I, and I was like, dude, repeat.

Repeat, repeat.

And I was like, dude, we both had two neurons, dude. And what we understood a little was that, man, ah, well, yes, and the shit.

And he said, come, come. And we left.

And he left.

And he left. And I love him.

And, aha, me too.

Yes. But there is a theme because he is a very good person. Very, very. I mean, well, we don didn't understand anything, but he was there, very handsome, tall, with spectacular legs. He was like a basketball player. No, volleyball.

Volleyball, something like that.

He liked both of them and he was there.

We all liked him.

We all liked him.

But I took him. Uh-huh.

But, I mean...

No, nothing happened. No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Can we try it?

How is it?

Spectacular! And the coconut tastes good, like hard

I'm telling you, you dumbass You don't understand how you like to eat shit

And with this I'm going to bring 12 grains tomorrow, dumbass I mean, pure milk

We have to take a picture before this dumbass eats it all 12 granos, pendejo. O sea, pura pinche leche. Hay que tomar fotos antes de que se lo trague toda la pinche pendeja esta. Okay, ahora vamos a seguir a la sección...

De preguntas.

De preguntas. Son preguntas que según eso hizo Nelly. Este, ya sabes que Nelly está muy puñetas. Nelly siempre pregunta pura pendejada.

Entonces...

Ah, primera pregunta. Comida favorita. favorite. Tuya es... la vena. No, él sabe, él sabe pero... ¿Qué te gusta, pendeja?

¿Los tacos?

El huevo con jamón.

Vean nomás la pendejada que dijo esta hija de su puta madre, güey. El huevo con jamón, pues fíjate, qué padre. Ridícula. ¿Color favorito? El...

El tuyo, el...

¿El mío?

Negro. Blanco. No, we don't know each other. Azul, azul, azul, azul. Azul, azul, azul.

El negro, pendejo.

El tuyo, el rosa.

No.

El negro.

No.

No te pases de pendejo.

Lo juro.

Es el rosa.

No.

Rojo?

Uh-huh.

Rojo vino. O no vino.

Si tú quieres más rosa. Or no vino. I'm even scared of the cock, because this bitch, according to that, says, I don't have, I don't have, she has a cock of ass. Because, if you have, because you're skinny, and if you have, you know how, you're not a skinny, if you have a butt, if you have a butt, don't overdo it, if you don't, get in four, bitch, I'm going to fuck you.

You already touched me.

What's your name? I'm going to fuck you up. You already touched me. What a horror.

Me? What pajamas?

Yours like yesterday.

I love it.

Like the fucking asshole in the pajamas.

Yes, dude.

I don't have that many, but when I wear them I feel like, dude. And the ass.

I don't know if you can see the ass. But, my love, put us both in front.

They won't fuck you. It's like, you can see a big ass. But honey, they put us in front of each other.

They don't fuck you. With that pajama they don't fuck you. Of course not, Jair. With what?

With that pajama from yesterday they don't fuck you. Why would I wear pajamas so they fuck me?

Well, imagine you're with a man. Oh, no, no, no.

You don't wear that pajama. I have pajamas for... There's one for running. No, for example, when I like to look good...

The shorts.

The shorts. Because I also have my stupid pajamas like you, but they're not for me. Aha, but the pajamas are for you to sleep in. And you lie down and your fucking bed smells like ass. Stupid, because you don't shower. Fucking stupid, bad ass, aside. Pendeja porque no te bañas, pendeja malcogida, aparte. After a party, where do you go to eat?

To some tacos.

To some tacos, totally tacos.

Always. Or some hot dogs.

But the hot dogs are the ones out there.

But more in Monterrey, in other places, not here. Here there aren't that many.

Do you have a restaurant in another city?

Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And what about you? The Water People of Bamelipa. Really?

Really?

Yes, I mean, I drink a lot right now.

And drinking Water People of Bamelipa, but with tequila. No, not that either. You like... Shut up! Well, the Paloma and stuff, right? I don't give a shit about the Paloma. I don't believe you. Do you always drink that?

Of course not. With sparkling water. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no Juan Alberto. Juan Alberto. And you? I never knew, Norma. Norma, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I was going to say Nora, man.

I said Nora.

I was going to say Nora, but I don't know why you said Nora, dumbass. I don't know. And your dad, well, the one who...

You have two.

Cesar, Cesar. No, tampoco sabías. ¿Y el otro? Le bailaste en el cumpleaños. ¿Y el otro? El otro se llamaba Menegildo.

¿El Menegildo? El que te dejó.

Ay.

Okay.

Es el segundo hombre que te deja la vida.

Pues no se puede dar. Bueno, ya van varios.

Qué pendejo.

Peor red flag.

Su peor red flag. ¿La mía? Red flag. Su peor red flag. La mia que mando la verga a todo el mundo.

No, es la mia, pendeja.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Y dije la mia. Pero sabias que iba a decir eso.

Si.

No, pues que le vale mucho verga a la gente, wey. O sea, que manda mucho al pito a todos. No le importa nada. Nada, nada, nada nada nada o sea lo que pasa su alrededor lo que le está pasando a ella a veces si le importa a veces no es muy así como que bueno sabes en qué momento

está

No le importa nada Hace congelar sola y a misma de que way se mete refrigerador y dice bueno días unos meses vamos a estar valiendo verga Y si ya llevas 24 años así we're going to be worth shit. And yes? And you've been like this for 24 years. Worth shit.

Hey, asshole, and yours, I want it to be very clear, to finish the topic, you drag yourself a lot.

Okay.

I mean, I think that's his biggest red flag, that he really likes, I mean, I think he likes to be fucked, you know? Oh, Lord, I don't likes it when people do shit to him. He likes to love someone who doesn't love him. No! He likes to fall in love with the first idea that comes to his mind.

Well, this is over.

Oh yeah?

No. The moment when he has cried the most for something. Or the most painful moment. Well, you and I... I know when it has hurt you the most. When? I mean, because know it's hurt you more.

How?

Because of your grandfather. I mean, that's the worst, right?

Yeah, man.

And mine?

I don't know. You don't cry. I mean, I've never seen you sad, like, crying, you know?

Well, that's just me.

And yes, he drowns in his shit. Yeah, I drown in my shit. And he says, I'm going to go to PEDA, and he goes to PEDA, and he comes back.

Well, that's it, asshole.

I have one. When his mom was looking at him, I think it was because he was gay.

Oh, I know.

Because this is all bullshit. Three things that make them happy. You, the dick. The dick, the friendships. ¿A ti el pito? ¿El pito? ¿Las amistades? Hablaste por ti.

Sí.

No, a ver.

A ver, hay a ir los hombres, el alcohol y... Está pa' la verga eso.

Y dormir. ¡Qué fuerte! ¿Te hace feliz?

Yo lo cambiaría. Los hombres.

¿Las bebiesta? ¿Y la fiesta?

¿Sí?

No, fiesta, lo que venga. El de genere. El de genere. A ti... Es que güey, estás muerta en vida. O sea, no tienes expresión, no tienes expresión.

No tienes expresión. No tienes expresión. No tienes expresión.

No tienes expresión. El degenere. El degenere. A ti, es que wey, estas muerta en vida. No tienes expresiones, no tienes sentimientos.

Ya ir.

Pues wey, no tienes. Pues si. Y los poquitos te los hacen mierda. Si. Que puede ser. Estar en tu casa.

Estar en mi casa. Estar en tu casa totalmente, de que wey, o sea, eso. Sin hacer nada. I'm totally like, what the fuck, that, your cat, being on your side, the Legos, and the third one... You like trips, right?

I like trips, but I don't enjoy them. The beach.

The beach?

I love the beach.

But it's a trip, dumbass.

But I love the beach, I mean, the beach in general.

The beach and your cat. Or your cat still doesn't want to be there.

No, you idiot!

You're an idiot, you stayed in my house. And the moon? You didn't say it because you corrected what I said. I said friend, if she's my friend. Oh, now you don't care. No, I really don't care.

Something you always talk about. You, about men. No, man. Always, I swear. No way I'm proud of them. Oh no! Now you understand the world.

Now you understand the world, you idiot.

Oh no!

And where does this idiot come from?

What age?

From what he always says. That he's bad. That he feels bad. And we don't give a shit. Because it's the same. I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

How are we going to help you? We want to help you and you don't even help yourself. He always talks about his feelings. Let's put feelings, because you also say a lot that, man, I're happy. We can see your faces.

We know you're happy.

You hate me saying I'm happy.

No, I also hate you being sad.

No, but when something makes me happy it's weird. I say, man, that's great.

That's great. That's great. I'm so happy. But I say it a lot.

Because I know I'm going to get home and I'm going to do shit because being happy is bringing sadness. I swear to you, my love.

Don't make me angry.

My love, it's what happens to everyone. You're all day, you go to parties, it's what you do at parties.

Serotonin runs out.

You get distracted. Yes, that's why I wear this.

Yes?

Yes. Well, but... So, you go to a party, your wife doesn't come, and you say, -"What the hell, man?" -"Yes." Yes, it's the same thing, but instead of getting drunk, I go back and it's the same.

-"Oh, but I'm here." -"I'm here too." -"I'm not on weekends, but I'm here." -"I know."

I'll always be here for three weeks.

Well... No, you're not, because... I'm going to kidnap you. Kidnap me. Oh no. Let's see. Favorite movie?

Favorite movie?

The one you saw a little while ago that you cried. The one with Call Me By Your Name? And the one with fart?

The one with Timothy. I love it.

That one. He always talks about that movie.

I love it. Watch it. If you haven't seen it, watch it.

And they could never be happy. And they could never be happy because he ended up marrying a girl.

Because they're gay.

With a girl?

Because they're gay.

Yes. How sad. And yours? I feel like you're a really dumbass. From Quetor.

Don't make me laugh!

I mean...

You're a dumbass.

It's like Marvel. Marvel

Well

Una mamada

It's gonna miss is a smiley look of Ben says No, it's just that you say that to him and you convince him. That's the cool thing. That's horrible. You're a witch's soul.

Because you have a very black beard, you have a very heavy tush, because you fall fat.

Yes, I'm like a witch.

And then you have a beard, because you have a beard.

Because of the pills he takes. That's why he dreams. Don't think you're the best, that you have powers. Get out of that door.

That's why I don't tell him that, because he's a person who doesn't...

No, tell me.

No, but there you go, because then he gets scared, man. I'm sure you'd get scared.

No, I didn't get scared.

You would have gotten scared with the egg.

I have some balls, bitch.

You would have gotten scared with an egg." -"And her?" -"I'm going to clean you." And she did. And she swept my feet, asshole! So, suddenly, I get weird thoughts in my head. And I said, -"The first egg you want to grab is not the second one."

Asshole. The second one was the only broken egg in the box.

Rotten. The second one was the only broken egg in the whole box. It was rotten. But it happened to you?

Yes.

It came out in its shit. With bubbles, with weird spiders. It was horrible. But it's my mind.

But you know you're also very exposed and you can use it as energy.

But imagine, my mind told me. My mind told me, dude.

Let's do a cleaning.

A cleaning? A cleaning of what?

Of the house? Well, that's what she's for. And you and I are going to do a cleaning. And you and I are going to do a cleaning.

You're a pussy.

No, no.

Dude, that's very strong.

Take them off.

Because we're two. Something I always do that gets me in trouble.

Damn, something that causes you trouble? Love.

Oh no! No way! Enough, love. Enough.

Dude... Men, yes. What a shit!

Your feelings.

I'm screwed. Loving on the fourth day. I think I loved you from the first day.

I said I love you on day one. I think you loved me from day one. I said I love you from day one. Being so stupid. That's it, please. Being so stupid. Yes, being stupid. My love, it's being stupid. Vulnerable.

With good feelings. Easy to handle. Because people are very mean out there. And they always want to manipulate you. And they want to get the best out of you or the worst out of you. I said yeah, we're a is in particular Manipulate you can't suck our love Or the team is in the second What they mean

My morning yes, okay

Yeah You know No I'm a

Skinner And I

Think it's super Persona I wouldn't get mad. But it does bother him. Because he's an asshole? Because he's a good person? Because I don't have problems with anyone?

Because I don't like fighting? Yes, because he's an asshole. I remember now.

Because I feel like I would get beaten up.

But when they come to take you as a man. You know? It gives you courage, but you wouldn't get beaten up.

Because you don't fall so low. I'm a man, you know? Like, if you're mad, but I wouldn't hit you because you're not that short.

What happened?

What happened?

Yes?

Uh-huh, cry. It's happened a lot of times. Like, four times, right? And, dude, close people.

I know. I know.

Yes.

Yes.

You, you can go to hell now. You, why would go fuck yourself now. Why would you like to fuck? I feel like because you're drunk, at the party. That if they say something, that they move you, you're like, fuck off. That could be it.

But now that you're not drinking, you're bored, you're a dickhead, you're depressed, in your shit, you're single, you're shitting, no te bañas, el culo te apesta.

¡Jair!

Así tiene que ser esto. ¿Ya se acabaron, pendeja?

Pues sí, ya me acabaste, pendejo.

Llegamos al final de este gran capítulo, espero que les haya gustado mucho, gracias por venir, pendeja. Si no la siguen, pues obviamente si la siguen, vayan a seguirla, si no... If you don't follow her, obviously you do. Go follow her, if you don't... Something like, music is coming, what, what, what?

Oh, the song with Beret is coming out on November 21, guys.

November 21, this is going to be out on November 8, more or less.

November 21, the song with Beret is coming out.

So that the idiots can listen to it. And she just went to sing it, right? Yes, you saw her. I gave you advice and everything. She told me I looked boring.

That I looked like a witch.

That you looked like a witch and that you moved a lot. My ears are covered! You're your own fucking witch!

And I'm...

Fucking witch!

Have a good time! I love you a lot! Subscribe, comment, like and all the tricks. Go to hell! See you in the next episode. Los quiero mucho se comenta de la equidad todos los trucos bian se mucho la verga nos vemos en un próximo capítulo. Bye

Horas y en peda Now it's time to start! What an idiot you are!

1, 2, 3! Ouch!

I'm disgusted with the guest!

What? The yogurt is ready! How do you make yogurt?

It's like rotten milk, right?

No, the rotten milk is...

It's cheese!

No, the rotten milk is... No, the rotten milk is... What do you mean, garbanzos, idiot?