Prison Escape Sim. What we're running next. Welcome to Prison Escape Simulator. You have one goal. Regain your freedom. Prison's a trap, but you don't intend to stay in it forever.
Dig, trade goods, search for an escape route, and don't get caught. New game.
I've never been the tough guy. I use my brain, not my fists. In school I printed fake movie tickets. Later I ran a pay-to-park scam in a supermarket lot. It's not my fault people assumed a vest equals authority. I never said the parking wasn't free. I just gave them the opportunity to pay for it. As an adult, I sold fake tickets to a free concert. Yeah, people paid to attend something that costs nothing. Harmless. Sure, illegal, apparently.
The judge had no sense of humor. Next stop, prison. Now I'm here in a jumpsuit, surrounded by guys who bench-press refrigerators. Not my vibe. But I'm not planning to stay here for long. A buddy messaged me, saying he has a plan to get me out of here.
I just need tools, a few clever trades, and maybe a spoon. No violence, no chaos. Just one clean smart escape.
So I'm a scammer and I got imprisoned for scamming people. And now I'm gonna f***ing escape? How long do you think my prison sentence is I know people are saying AI slap I don't know if that was AI or not either way how how long do you think my prison sentence even is like and six months For scamming people the days have started to blur together and you can't even play your favorite game or watch your beloved TV show anymore It's time to get out of here. You plan for how to escape but we'd be able to pull it off There's an abandoned subway tunnel underneath the prison. All you have to do is escape.
All you have to do to escape is dig through it. Abandoned subway tunnel underneath the prison. Oh my God. And am I digging a hole under this fucking carpet? Bro. You need a chair to break this.
Is it this true that some people actually escaped prison by doing this? Where they'd like cover it with a carpet or a wallpaper, but it'd usually be like a hole in the wall, not the ground. Put the chair back. Probably unroll this, right? Why am I, what else am I going to use to fucking dig here?
Spoon?
I'm going to start digging with a spoon on concrete? How long would this, okay, I'm not, I'm not getting that much, I'm not getting that much lift using a fucking metal spoon. Oh my god I found a lighter Am I gonna be able to use this to trade a soap bar? Oh, I don't know if I really want to find many soap bars This is prison. I don't really want to drop that
I don't whoever dropped it surely didn't pick it back up because that was a full soap bar. I found another lighter and a can now my inventory is full. So what am I gonna do? I gotta put this. What is this? Inventory. Oh unroll the carpet. Then I should probably put the spoon back. Put the item on the bench by the bars. Oh, do you think I'm going to sell these to other inmates? What is this? Hide my tool
underneath the bed. Oh, and I got to pick up the dirt pile, flush it down the toilet. Your toilet hasn't been been working man, I've noticed it's been clogging up or yeah, I've just been taking some mean shits, dude It's almost like you're putting dirt in there. I don't know where you've been getting that from Oh, I'm calling the guard over you think I'm gonna be able to sell some shit to him You're not up to something. Are you? He'll give me $21 for a roll of toilet paper. I've got bad news. Oh wait no he's gonna give me tw- oh. You'll give me 21 rolls of toilet paper for this.
Now this is currency. I see you in the cell again in 30 seconds in 30 seconds let me move my shit down here so you guys could see how much money I have so I'm gonna sell the fucking goods I dig up to the guard for like prison goods and then what sell that for money cuz I need to get money do you think I could sell oh I'll sell them toilet paper a toy shovel I can't buy that cereal I'll take that there's three a dumbbell for 50 what does that do max, five slots. What was the fucking door?
What did he give me? He gave me cereal? That gives me max energy? Where do I even see my energy bar? I'm not even tired. I got a watch. I need to get my spoon out here.
Chat, do you think I should dig out this whole block area or should I be fucking, uh... Like just digging straight down. I think we should dig it in like the whole way around. Oh, I see my energy on the left. I only have 50 energy. Oh, and I got to sleep for that. Lunch break's at noon, so I got to get shit before then. That's the only time they pull up again.
So I'm alone for about three minutes. What is rope? I have to use a rope to get back up. That's how deep do you think it's going to be, chat? I'm out of fucking energy I can only sell the guard returns in a minute I can only sell my watch do you think it'll give me a lot of money for that
throw the fucking dirt in the toilet I definitely need to start getting more toilet paper so I could use that toy shovel the more tools and strength I have that's gonna be the better I need this motherfucker to get over here. Oh, I could call the guard.
Hey buddy.
Hey buddy, I got a watch calling your name, pal.
I got a watch call. Eight, eight toilet paper rolls for a fucking watch, buddy. This is a fucking Richard Millie, okay? You, this is at least worth 33 rolls. Let me negotiate. Let me go nine What do you got what do you got what do you got what do you got what do you got do the toy fucking shovel I don't have enough for that. Come on, dude.
24 rolls. I'll fucking take it.
Milk?
Oh my God. Wait, that actually fixed my energy. That's good. That's good.
All right, let's leave.
Let's leave.
All right, we break's in 30 seconds. We'll just wait. We'll just wait. We should save up for 30, get the better toy. And then that, bro, because that's gonna widen our shoveling radius.
I'm using a fucking spoon right now. For what? Bro, in the beginning of the game, he said the days started to blur. I've been here for fucking 30 days like I thought he's been here for like two years and he's questioning this bro
what is the lunch break do I get like energy from this I was just waiting because I didn't want the guard yeah I think the guards gonna pull up yeah if he sees me digging he'll kill me do you think I just lose the game and have to reset? Oh, we're gonna go to lunch. Oh, fuck. Yeah, let me out, let me out.
Get out to the cafeteria. I need a key to open the warehouse. Big Jeremy? Yo, you got... Yo, Big big Jeremy what the fuck you got going on here I have a job for y'all pay you $5 you interested give me a soap bar okay we just had that but I'll find you one don't worry I'll find you one play cards play three cards on money play three cards on money, play three cards on... Dude, I can gamble.
I only have a minute. I only have a minute. I can buy an energy drink. I could go out here. End of lunch. Okay, we gotta gamble.
We gotta gamble. Let's play for toilet paper. All right, let's bet. What do I need? What do I need? What do I need? Oh my god, am I wasn't paying attention dude. It's a game of memory. I think it's the right one. Oh my god
I'm a genius. Let's bet again ready Right, I think it's middle Yo, oh No, oh Chat lock in lock in I'm so good at this
Should we keep betting no we have 30 we pass we have 30 we have 30 we have 30 we could buy the toy We could buy the toy shovel even if we don't buy it even if we don't find anything God I wish I had money I could play the slot machine. Why would I bet these different guys? They all have the same game. I can play for money against any of these guys,
but it's all the same thing. And I could buy energy drinks here for money. Okay. If I exchange him toilet paper, he'll also give me money, but he'll also give me money if I give him soap. So should we go back and try and find soap?
Oh, it's gonna be lights out now. We're gonna be straight digging for a while then. Guards coming. Yeah, I'm getting back in my cell. Yeah, we gotta dig up the soap and somehow I got to, I think only on lunch days I'm going to be able to bring that out to her. Because when she, when the guard opens the door for me, I have 30 seconds to buy
shit from them, but that door doesn't stay open at the very back. I heard some noise here. You ain't hear shit bitch Ask for toilet paper. Oh My god, you just giving me shit. I See you a gal. I see you in the cell again in 30 seconds, bro. He just gave me free toilet paper Now's our time now's our time Yo, yo break that shit out break that shit out. Yeah
Oh my god, that's peak. What do you have yogurt? I don't need energy right now Five extra slots is kind of fire. All right, let's go He got yogurt he got the the middle guys good for like midday digging The two right guys got crazy-ass upgrades. Yo, where's the guard? Oh, fuck. All right, ready?
Bro, there's no way he didn't see that shit. There's no way that he didn't see that shit. All right, he gotta come back in two minutes, it says. Pile of dirt's too big. What do you mean? Oh, we're getting good shit right now.
Oh my God, so far so far What's this canteen We're definitely gonna need to sell a bunch of stuff. Yo last 10 seconds. I got a fucking I got a I got a bag Out of here. I gotta move my camera down to inventory full. Oh
My god, we're picking up so much shit. Is that a golden nugget? It's a rubber ducky a Wrench I'm just trying to find as many items as we can All right, close this Close this, close this up, close this up.
Let me move my camera down real quick. Cause it shows you, it shows, yeah, it says when the guard will return to me. Cause you guys couldn't see that. Is this a good spot for the camera? Oh, I got to put this back. I think I'm going to not, oh no, I want the soap.
No! No! No, that was the special item I need that oh shit
bro, I need that
Shit, whatever. We'll stop them. Yeah, call him over. I got so much shit. He's definitely gonna buy this 40 negotiate Is that worth it nah, we'll just take it I
Feel like haggling and then he reduces the price by half like that's not worth in the negotiation
See you in 30 seconds. We got 49 dude. I'm one away. Oh my god I should have fucking negotiated one more cuz these two guys sell like 50s What do you have a? ladle for 50 50 digging power. Oh, I'd actually do need energy 5 max energy. They all sell and shit for 50 I'll buy that. Oh
My god, there's guys on the back end. I didn't even fucking see him bro. They sell shit, too They sell shit too over there. I need to get back over there trade for a better shovel That's the plan, but I need to get soap now. I Don't have any fucking soap we'll be back in two minutes. Dude, do you think we're going to be able to find any more soap? Like this deep? Oh, never mind. All right, that gets us our stuff for Big Jeremy.
I'm just going to dig out the sides here. Bro, no way. I'm already low. No, I'm not doing the special item. We gotta put the dirt back. This will sell to him, but not for a lot. Just call a guard over.
Cause we'll have, we'll have 50 and I think I'll be able to buy the ladle. But do you think the ladle's better than the toy shovel? 13, that's fine yeah come back in 30 seconds bitch thank you yeah walk away pussy bitch fuck I need to go out with him what is this rope 20 20 climbing and moving speed oh my god I need a time I need a clock I need a time the climbing to we'll buy the ladle right now I think we
just get max digging power yeah dude that's gonna be a problem because as we as we go I'm gonna be so deep that the guard will be coming and I'm not gonna be able to fucking get up in time.
I don't have energy. I need to trade for a better bag. You took paper this day. Bro, what do I do?
Oh, I could sleep. You can't sleep during the day. Bitch, so am I just stuck here? I'm stuck here for a minute now. Oh, mirror, digging power 50, max energy 50, current zero, agility zero, backpack capacity. So we definitely do need to get, yeah,
the next task is getting a better backpack. Next lunch day, we'll give him the soap. He'll give us money. Money will help us trade a lot Is toilet paper like the currency in this game toilet papers the currency between prisoners? But at lunch day, I could buy some pretty good stuff using money and I could trade money for toilet paper
I think and items potentially. I don't know. I'm not putting my special item down. We'll just wait out the minute How deep do you think I gotta go? Click the cell door now. He'll just wait out the minute how deep do you think I gotta go click the cell door nah he'll just pull up like he won't go away like look he's just gonna fucking show up and he's gonna be like what do you want I'm gonna say I don't fucking have anything he only opens the door if I sell him stuff so in 30 seconds we'll just it'll be lights out, we'll sleep. And then we'll be able to just grind the next day.
But this one guy's just cranking out burpees. You keep that, lights out? Thank fuck, dude. I think I can dig through the night too. Beef stew maxes us out. Guard will be here in like two minutes. All right, let's use our new weapon.
What is this? How's it going? Have you started digging yet? There's a warehouse in the prison where you'll find plenty of useful stuff, but unfortunately it's locked.
I'll find out who might have a key. It's probably going to be Big Jeremy. I'm just going to dig everything out and then we'll pick out the items after. We'll call them over too. Dude this one digs so much faster.
We're unlocking so much shit. I can't crouch though. That's a lock. I wonder if I'm able to dig for the key
Almost out of energy. Do you think if we run out of energy? I'm still able to climb the rope out
Yeah, okay, let's close this. He returns in 50 seconds. I don't know, like, there's probably gonna be some sort of penalty if he catches me with the dirt. Oh my god, how much is there? There's gotta be a better way to flush that. Alright, let's call him over. Surely this is gonna get us a bag. This is a bunch of items. Probably 50 bucks if I had to guess. Or 50 toilet paper 38. That's kind of weak. I
Kind of want to try and raise it. Let's do 40 My god and see and then he only gives me fucking. Oh my god. He'll give you 30 Chad is negotiating terrible Because if he doesn't accept that he just fucking gives me ass ass loot. What do you have? Oh, he sells the rope backpack 55 a hundred for a fucking handheld shovel. I need the crisps
All right, we gotta go That guy's good to buy loot from we still got ain't got a lunch break for like five minutes though. Backpack next. Yeah, I think we get backpack and start digging more. Maybe rope? Because as we get deeper,
we're gonna wanna be able to carry more items. Yeah, there's like a hard wall here in this area. What is that? Binoculars, goblet? Rubber duck? Oh I think there's different rarities of items. Do you see that? There's white items, green items, and blue items.
So I think they're probably worth varying amounts. Like a lighter's not worth anything. We gotta find something good. Bronze coin's good. Canteen. Yo, chat, listen. Do you think it would be smart to like, not like dig in one corner really deep where the better items would be and then flush it out? Because if there's different rarities, I'll probably make more money if I only dig straight down in one area and then fucking do that shit later.
Let me call him. Like dig out a mini square, grab a bunch of shit. That'll give me more toilet paper and then come back up. Wait, let me sell. See, this should be, yeah, 48. See? Because I had a rare item.
I kind of want to negotiate. I'm getting greedy.
Boom!
Now we got 82.
Okay.
We're definitely gonna buy energy from the one guy that sells chips. Hurry the fuck up. Bread, yeah I'll take that. And then we wanna buy the backpack. Five max energy's pretty.
Five max energy's pretty fire though, no? Because that would just make me gain way more. What did that give me? We got a lunch break in two and a half minutes. So once he comes... we're going to get one more dig in. Probably call him over sell and then we'll be able to get the soap too.
Oh, it does say pile of dirt's too big. So it makes me actually dig. I have to dig like this. I have to get the stuff around it too. I can't just go one way. The boots are fucking worth nothing.
I gotta stop digging those up. It said max energy drink cap. Do you think I could buy an energy drink at lunch and then use it later? I think that's what it means. Like I could just, I could use an energy drink later.
I'm gonna try and get one more dig in before lunch. I don't think I'm going to be able to though. Also, where is the card questioning? Is the guard not questioning where I'm getting these items from every every every two hours. I'm like, yeah, I got a flare gun.
You want to buy that? I'm in prison by the way. Thank you. Thank you. All right, give me, dude, I got a minute. I got a minute to buy some good shit. Dude, the 50 for the max energy, I'm gonna do that. Because at lunch, I think I'm gonna gain my energy back.
Shit.
Where are you storing all the TP? I don't know, in the corner. Eventually I'll have so much that I won't even know what to do with it, but. All right, lunch is in 30 seconds. That's why I didn't buy energy.
Maybe I should have, but we'll also get money from Big Jeremy. Trade for something to speed up your climbing is the next task. We got lunch in five seconds. You need to do a staircase?
No, I got rope. I can climb straight up. I'm gonna need to upgrade my rope so I can climb faster because my stats right now are kind of terrible. But right now I'd rather have the max energy. Should we gamble?
Yo, I kept the TP too. Should we try and gamble? If I'm able to do the memory and get more TP, we'll be able to progress so much more faster All right. Let me sell the big chair Give him the item. I have a job. Are you interested? He wants $7. Yeah Raise the stakes
Get me a lighter. Dude, he wants a thousand toilet paper. I think I shouldn't have raised the stakes there. I think that was stupid. All right, let me get my food. Oh, that only gives you 28. I have $3.
Should I play a slot machine? And I could use it, okay. Dude, I could have played for money. Yo, I should have played for money yo I should have played for money
chat Oh I don't remember. Oh my god lock in lock in lock in lock in middle middle middle right now middle right now Right Oh my god, no, they're bamboozling me Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.
Right. Oh my God, no, they're bamboozling me. Bro, they do a double instant swap in the beginning and I have no idea where it is. Left, middle, right, middle, left, right. Left, middle, right, middle, right.
Left, middle, right, middle, right. Left, middle, right, middle, right, middle, left, oh my god, middle, right, left, oh my god, right, middle, left, oh my god. One more. One more and this fucking makes us so much money. Chat, please lock in. I need to make I need to make it back. I need to make back
I'm cucked. I already did it now Roll they can't do that. Do you see that shit? No, they're going
All right, where is it? All three. I lost it. I lost it. I think it's left. Chat, I lost it. Where is it? Where is it?
It's middle? I think it's... Bro, y'all are all saying different shit. Oh my God. I think it's left. Oh my God are all saying different shit. Oh my god. I think it's left. Oh my god It was right. Nobody was saying that everybody was saying middle and left Fuck chat. All right
Now we need to upscale bro. We're fucking thousands of minds working together right now We surely got this keep your eye on the fucking Queen keep your eye on the fucking queen go what nah they're doing some fucking nah nah they're doing some bug shit. What is this? Oh my god. Laska Laska. We literally lost all of our toilet paper. Oh my god, no, dude, it's like What? Nah, I'm about to fucking stab one of the security guards. Holy shit. Nah, you're conning me.
This motherfucker's a scammer. Lucky Lou, you're dying tonight pal I'm gonna play Big Ben yeah this motherfucker ain't know how to shuffle cards I'm dead broke I have no money going back to my cell shit yo chat tomorrow tomorrow in game not tomorrow like tomorrow I am running lucky Lou for all the fucking toilet paper he possibly has. Oh my god he's dying he's dying bitch I will I will fucking make you so broke in this game that you...
Fuck I gotta make sure I gotta I need money so I can buy energy drinks. What did, what did uh... Nah, I'm not up to shit. Go fist yourself, dickhead. What did Big Ben want? Or what did Jeremy want? I don't remember. Oh, I should have asked him for toilet paper. I think I can ask him now.
I'm gonna rip an energy drink. Dude I swear I feel like I could beat this game today. I don't even know how far I need to go down but I'm fucking confident I could crush this shit. All the other YouTubers, oh fucking three hour playthrough, buddy I'm mauling this. I just need to win really well in memory and then we're just fucking set on money And we're out of here
We got to get to the security closet to that Call the guard Dude I have nothing to sell him. He's gonna to be looking at me like, dude, what are you doing? Sell items.
19.
I'll take anything. I'll take anything. Yeah. See you in 30 seconds, man. Bro, give me food. Give me food.
Give me food. Have some good shit. Have some, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Have I had a dollar? How'd I make a dollar? Is this digging a hole too? No. Dude, you know what's crazy? Is the other sim game is also digging a hole.
The one that we're not playing today. A lot of digging a hole games, but I love it. I love upgradable games where I dig holes. Yeah, let me try and shoot him to 30. I believe that'll do 30, chat. I believe in my odds And that's why I'm a run and that's why I'm a run that broke-ass motherfucker lucky you Lou
Yeah, tell the other guards lucky lose gonna be fucking lucky's gonna lose lucky lose gonna be all watch bro Because I know he's cheating. I Know he's cheating 30 will buy it. Give me the rope. Boom. Trade something to increase your max energy.
Alright he's coming over. Lights out in two minutes.
Fuck.
I'll try and get one more sale before lights out. Because I think I can do a final dig. Oh dude we're only down 1.9 meters. Got a flare gun. Bronze coin. Oh The bronze coins are money. Did y'all see that? I've did it. Did I just gain a dollar? Yeah, that's money
Okay, so that's how I get money toilet paper. I could trade items, but I can also just find money down here. I Definitely need to get an upgradeable tool because I feel like this dirt's getting more course. I Want to get one more dig in before lights out, there we go. Oh wait, I gotta put my items out Sell items, I'll just take whatever he wants. Bro, why does he just have fucking... Where are you hiding? Wouldn't that yogurt spoil because it would just be fucking warm? Alright. Six seconds, he's back.
But then it'll be lights out. I don't know if the guard's gonna return again. Do you think I should undo the carpet? I'm gonna wait the 20 seconds for lights out. I don't want the lights to rip and then me. Yeah, the guard. Okay, guard returns in two minutes.
So we can dig.
Oh, wait, we got it. Whatever item we needed, we got. Am I good? I think we're good. Guard ain't returned for another minute. We got time.
We got time.
I don't know if I could sell shit though. At night. You think we could sell shit at night? Why is there lovely music starting right now? Do you hear this? It's kind of loud though. Wait, we're, you have to unclog the toilet. I was going to say we're clogging the toilet full of dirt right now. I wish I could buy
a vacuum at some point to fucking do this quicker. Let's call him over. I don't think these guys.
Ooh, wait,
I can call the guard. Oh, at night, you can't call the guard. OK, so I should just leave. And I get some energy, he's not going to be here for another minute about the warehouse. I've got some intel the previous storekeeper across the cleaning lady Dorothy and vanished without a trace
Word on the street ADC is murders. Nobody has been found. So the keys a bit of a problem But you'll definitely find it soon. Oh, do you think I'm gonna stumble upon a dead body in here a Goblet a boot a can Dude, we're making a lot right now though like this this next sale to the guard's gonna be a shitload. I already have money. We already have the other item that big Jeremy wants
and lunchtime's coming up. Like we're filling our fucking inventory right now before I even lose all my energy. We still have a minute. Bronze statue's worth so much. That was a fucking legendary item, surely.
I have a minute. We're definitely gonna have to time to see how much dirt I pull up for this. Oh this takes so fucking long. Does anybody know what happens if the guard catches me? Because I think at some point throughout this game the guard will when I'm like so deep that I can't return and I time it wrong. If it restarts the game, that's so ass. That is so... I will be so cautious. Dude, does it actually restart the game?
That would be so shit. Sell items. 48.
Yeah.
Why does he even give me... Why can't I beg for toilet paper yet? I feel like you should be giving me some free shit now. They want me to buy something to increase my max energy? I think we get a better tool first. Thoughts?
Should we go better tool or max energy? That only gives me 5 max energy. Do you think that's better than just a regular tool? What does this guy have? Who the fuck up? Shoes, climbing speed, that's terrible. I think the tool, because either way I only lose one energy.
So I think a better tool is better than a shit tool or an old tool with five more uses. So we're going to dig down for that first. And we should be able to get it after this, after this go around. Cause I only need 30. Getting a watch. And we're getting more random items.
Or rare items. I think we want to get enough money to where we're able to just buy energy. The more energy drinks I can buy, the better. Cause then I can just use that and never have to like resurface and call the guard
over.
Alright that should definitely be 30. Shut this. They're gonna do a room check soon? Oh f- I'm gonna have to fucking kill a security guard if they're gonna do a fucking room check soon. If they lift up, the second they step over this carpet it's gonna fall through.
You ever do that to your friend I like a beach you dig a hole and you're like, yeah, dude. I already laid out your blanket They sit down and they just fucking fall through 76 for that. Yeah, I'll fucking take that What the fuck? Oh my god. Wait one more set. I could probably get both upgrades before lunch. Eventually I feel like I'm gonna buy like a jackhammer from this guy. It's gonna be way too loud.
Way more digging power. We'll buy that and we'll buy the bread. Dude, and hell. I'll buy the fucking- oh, he needs 50 for that. Backpack could be really good too. What does he have next? What do you think he's gonna give me next? A minute and 33. Honestly, I might, I should, I maybe should have bought that energy upgrade. That might have been better. I don't know if these seven
items will give me 59 toilet paper. I might be able to ask him for some because it's the next, oh no it's not the next day. He still hasn't offered me free toilet paper in forever. Was that like a one day thing? He must know I'm doing well now. Call him over. Dude the soap bars are going to be worth jack shit.
35? Yeah. I wish I had enough to get like near 100. I would risk it there. If I was able to fucking just give him like a 10% chance for him to give me enough. Let's literally just buy energy and then we'll be able to buy it next. I'm going to try and get it before the launch break.
Oh my God, but he returns in 30 seconds, dude. That's so ass. Chat, we're gonna have to go to lunch first. I'm gonna buy the climbing shoes.
No!
Chat, we're gonna fucking quadruple our money. We're going to quadruple our money at the fucking memory game. Okay, we need to work together. I'm going after like the third tier, I'm just gonna consult chat and correspond it with where I think it is.
So we're gonna, I'm gonna definitely buy double energy drink so we can dig more. Should we run the slots or try and bet money for the cards too? Because I could bet money on the fucking memory game. Slots could just pay out so much.
I don't know how much money he's going to give me, too. I got four bucks. I think Jeremy's going to be like three dollars, three or four dollars. Oh, shit, he gave me seven. Give me a wrench? Oh, that's so easy. Yo, I really think I should play them now. Damn, see like eating that does nothing.
We're gonna buy double energy drink first. Just so I don't lose that money. We're going to buy double energy drink first. Just so I don't lose that money. Should I play? Dude, I could play them right now for $3. Oh, I could pay them for a dollar.
Bro, I feel like we could run the money up too. They lost me. It's not right, it's either left, it's left or middle. That last swap, they moved all three. I think it's middle. One more, ready? This is gonna be really fucking hard.
Oh my God. Ready? This is gonna be really fucking hard. Oh, that's easy.
Oh my God. Eight bucks on a bet.
Yeah.
One, one, one, one, one. We leave. We have 20 fucking dollars and we rip the slots. Oh my god no I don't want to raise the stakes. I'll do two five dollar spins. Bro. Bro how do you win? I have to get three of each? Oh, fuck yourself. Oh my god. Okay, we gotta play for toilet paper. We're gonna play for toilet paper.
We're getting too distracted for money. Toilet paper is the way we escape. Money is just a facade.
No!
I was sure it was middle. I was sure it was middle. I don't know where this one is. I wasn't paying attention to the fucking queen at first. Okay, lock in, it's right.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna need help for this. We're betting 16 on this. I think it's metal. If we win this, that would be huge.
Huge.
If we win this. Should we do one more? Chat, bro, you're telling me, you're telling me as a collective, we can't keep our eye on the queen and have like a statistical probability
of winning higher than that of just me doing it. I think we do one more.
No!
Oh my God, I was so sure. I was so sure. I was so sure. I was so sure. Oh my God, bro. It's so much easier on the first fucking goes. I was literally locked in. I was like, oh, it's so much easier on the first fucking goes.
I was literally locked in. I was like, oh, it's that it's the fucking left one. It's either right or left.
Right. Fuck.
Oh my god, I suck. Chat, we need to run it up. We need to run it up to like at least 50. Lost me, right 50 Lost me right Lost me
Left
left Really oh my god go to chatters fuck see that's what I'm saying dude, bro like Because the majority of people were like left. I'm like, okay, it's probably left My god bro, see now we're back where we were before I feel like we could win it I feel like we could do what dude one more would be like crazy, bro One more would be awesome. No, we leave I'll listen to chat. I'll listen to chat But I'm hit the slot. I might hit the slot machine one more would be awesome now we leave I'll listen to chat I'll listen to chat but I'm hit the slot I might hit the slot machine one more time what if I
just do this We're broke. That slot machine's ass, Cynthia, that slot machine fucking sucks. Is it broken? Because I'm NEVER getting a fucking three in a row. Oh my god, bro. And I could just, I could just trade. I didn't know I could just trade. I could just keep spamming it. I could trade Big Jeremy for money too. We're definitely gonna do that.
Uh, oh can I have toilet paper?
Oh my God. I fucked myself. Cause I only have 56. I can't buy anything useful. Climbing speed. That's shit. That's shit. That's shit. I don't need any of that. Now I'm just fucking standing here for 20 seconds.
Basketball increases my energy bar. How do I play basketball? Bro? Is that true?
We got to rip that next lunch
And we have double energy oh my god, we're about to make so much here. Or make so much progress at least. I feel like I'm not really digging much. Am I crazy or is this like minutely going down now? I'm looking for a wrench for Big Jeremy as well. So if I'm able to find that, we're looking good. I don't know what this is, but I'm hitting a wall right now.
Still got a minute. Bronze statue. I think at like 30 seconds, I gotta head back. I think that's like a solid number right now. I'm getting greedy a coffin that's the key that's the key that's the key that's the key oh my god
we're right there wait cover this up throw all the fucking dirt in the toilet that's the body with the key the person that got murdered then we're gonna be able to go into the supply closet. But I'm only gonna have like 30 seconds to fucking run in there, because they're just gonna be watching. We have the special item too. This is definitely gonna get us a lot. We'll be able to up our max energy for sure.
72? Yeah. It's gonna give you about 120 I'll be able to buy that item and some energy as well and then we'll get that coffin so I need to buy this what does this guy sell energy drink cap dumbbells are better at least for right now so now we got 60 and I could use this We're good. All right, we go back. We got 23 Official for the three of you were if you record the cards moving in slow motion then watch the video and get the card Right every time and imagey for this up. Yeah, that's also like dead
Yeah, that's like dead ass cheating and then I would be able to play like an infinite amount I think like me using my chat to help me is just like an advantage of me playing the game. If I like record the cards, that's just cringe. All right. We got to unearth this coffin. Oh, this is going to take fucking forever. I hope we could do this in one energy slot. I have to unearth it. I have unearthed it. Have I not une could do this in one energy slot. I have to unearth it. I have unearthed it.
Have I not unearthed this? I have to dig it up fully? What am I fucking missing?
How do I have negative one energy? Why'd he sell my items? He wants 50? I mean the next thing we're saving up for is like 100 so. I want to see what this guy's about to offer me. What do you have a Frying pan for 200
He is a kettlebell Plus point four nine nine nine six. Why the fuck is it giving me that? That's such a random That's such a random number once I get the key. I'll be able to fucking run in there every time It said I need to unearth it more, but I feel like I dug out the whole thing. You can fix the timer if you close the cell door. Oh, and I can make him just come over now.
That'll speed up the process. Okay. So when I'm done, I can just rip that.
Oh.
It's getting dark down here. I feel like I'm gonna need a flashlight. Maybe it's just the daytime ending. Oh shit. Where's the body? There's no body. Open the warehouse doors.
Well, now I gotta dig this out. Because I dug way too much. It decomposed to the point where the bones disappeared. Chat, you know how long that fucking takes? What is this, the first prison ever? The bones?
The bones are gone. Were they a shark? Was it just a cartilage animal? What is it? Was it a part ofilage animal? What is it? Was it a part of the elasmo branch? The elasmo branch chi?
Branch chi or however you fucking say it.
Is it a stingray? the You're kidding me.
Oh look how fast I dig. Never mind. Never mind. It's fine. I will be back there in like one energy shoot. And it just gives me more items.
Wait, actually that's kind of a cheat code. I don't really care. Bro they filled in my fucking hole. They filled in my hole. I still keep all the progress, but they filled in the hole. Okay, we're not getting caught for the rest of the game now because that sucked
I have to fucking redig this whole plot And he took my fucking wrench that I had for big Jeremy that fucking dick bag We still have to open the warehouse doors another mysterious incident this time of the guard who ran sports and basketball no sign of him Last security footage showed he didn't hold the door for Dorothy the cleaner if you run into her I suggest you nod and smile
What?
Chat we have to re-dig the entire area That is so trash, but it actually kind of is very easy to get back to where I was. I didn't realize, I was gonna say I think the upgrades do minimally, like, minimal shit. They don't really do much, but I'm digging, like, really fast now. Like I'm getting crazy amounts of stuff done, and look how many items there are. I'm gonna just sell all of these. Holy fuck. How much do you think this is gonna make us?
Like a double full inventory? Wait, is this good that I got caught? And he gives me the fucking ladle! Oh my god now I'm freaking the fuck out. Oh my god yo lock in bro I'm so fucking stupid. Holy shit bro. Oh my god what is it was the ladle?
Bro oh my god there What is it was the ladle bro? Oh my god. There's no way I am beyond mad. I am beyond mad. Oh my god We lost we lost our fucking shovel You're kidding. I literally was like, oh, I'm just gonna pre jack the door open in the beginning because I was gonna be able to Fuckin put the dirt back. I need to, I need to like be so fucking cautious now.
You're kidding me, man. Oh my god. Bro, give me toilet paper, you fuck. That's 28. How much do I need? Do math, Joe. I need 32. Whatever. Oh my God.
Fuck you, dickhead. Is he selling the fucking, he's selling the shovel again. All right, I have 30 seconds.
Bro.
Dynamite? Hello. I don't have time to look, I don't have time to talk to her. I don't even know. Is that bad the door's open? I can negotiate a cell expansion. Bro, we're locked in now. We're locked in now at chat. It was a minute reset. No big deal We're just gonna fucking gain our progress back. We're gonna fucking get a cell expansion
I saw Dorothy was selling fucking dynamite as well, which is also fire and we're definitely gonna buy some of that shit So I'm just gonna rip all my energy digging. We're gonna fucking grab all the items and then we'll be good. I should grab them as I dig. Lunch break is in three minutes. Keep track of that shit, chat.
We gotta keep track of that. Bro, no way.
Bro, no way!
No way!
It said a minute! It said a minute!
It said a minute!
It said a minute!
What?
Nah, am I tweaking bro?
Nah, am I tweaking?
Bro, what?
Did he just, I banged on the door? No I didn't, I knocked on the door. Oh my god, I'm not even trying to knock on the door bro, no fucking way. Oh my god, I'm getting even trying to knock on the door, bro. No fucking way. Oh my God, I'm getting so physically fucking angry
right now. Holy shit, dude. I just want to fucking make progress. And this stupid cuck keeps taking my shit. Did I actually knock on the door? I'm sitting here like, bro, I had a minute left, I'm timing this shit out.
Like what the fuck?
Oh my god man. Yeah sure. Go fucking fist yourself. I can't wait to get out of this fucking place. Fuck you. Leave me alone. Goodbye. Sell me shit. Sell me shit. Sell me shit. Sell me shit. Sell me shit. Quick.
Quick. Quick. Quick. Quick. Energy. Thank you. How do I do this? Hello. Current sell... I have to buy it for $10. Okay, that's not hard to get. I'm just going to fucking get that at lunchtime.
Let's go. Let's go. We're making our progress back. No, we only have 20 seconds till lunch.
Fuck!
I'm making so much money at lunch, you have no idea. We are fucking grinding out money. I'm going to fucking rip an expansion with Dorothy I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking buy dynamite I'm gonna blow up a fucking hole and I'm gonna make this shit the deepest fucking hole you've ever seen y'all said I could play basketball you need a key to the
basketball gate how the fuck do I get a key to go to the basketball game? Can I fucking go over here during lunch? Oh my God, I can. A compass? Always leads north. Prison respect lowers prices? Oh my God.
Prison respect lowers price, removes dirt, removes more dirt at once. Prison respect plus five? Drink tea once a day oh my god guard comeback time plus 15 seconds oh dude all this shit is so good sleeping efficiency respect prison respect respect three places to store food. Oh my god. We need to buy all of that. Alright, let's play.
Wait. Let me get my food. I have four dollars. Play me for money. I
Lost it
One more Oh my god, look I get a better I get a whole I get a whole better setup I get a little more room love it. Rip two energy drinks. All right, and now we gamble more money let's go I'm gonna be bigger than Big Jeremy. I lost it. I'm was care about toilet paper right now. Bought dynamite, bought a glow stick. I'll buy furniture, we'll buy a poster.
Go hang that shit up, place. Boom. That lowers prices too. Chat, look. Now I got a cool ass, now I got a sick ass poster. Dig 10 meters down is my next task. Lunch ends? Come on, let's get over here. Chat, I'm addicted to this game. Nightclub Sim was also fun. Down to play that.
This shit makes me, this shit makes me lock into my gamer energy. I Need to fucking reach the bottom of this hole, I don't know how far I don't know how far it's down But I need it you're gonna be back in 30 seconds good shit buddy, Yeah fucking leave me alone. Hold up. How much are they charging me now? Damn 3 bucks for that? 174? Yo they be giving me discounts now. I'm a buy another dynamite. And I'll go back. And we gotta be careful bro, you gotta be careful. Calm, calm. Other guard. Call this motherfucker. Come shut my gate, bitch.
Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy. Bye. Is he leaving? Two minutes, let's go. I feel like we shouldn't use the dynamite off rep though. Wait, let's see.
You have to be deeper? Oh my God, I have to be deeper to use dynamite? I didn't know I lived in a communist state. Oh, I'm not allowed to just blow dynamite up right here? Okay. Do not call the guard. Do not call the guard this time.
We have a minute and 28 seconds. Trying to even this out. The whole looked amazing at first and now it looks fucking terrible. I have like an extreme fear that I'm going to accidentally call the guard. 59 seconds.
We're good. I need like 150 rolls, please. 82, you're a bitch. 106. I think we'll be able to. No, no, we'll buy that for sure.
174, 87 we'll do that. And we get an energy drink cap, which we'll use this time. Then what is that? 87, all right, yeah, call him over, call him over. We're gonna rip so much land out right now. We have a minute and 51 seconds. Should we wait to use the energy drink
until lights are out? No, but guard still comes every every like minute there.
Or every two minutes. He still checks. I just can't sell anything.
So it's actually kind of useless. I don't know, man. I'm gonna rip one energy drink. Just got a minute and 15. Ripping another. Getting greedy. Getting greedy. We're gonna go up. I'm gonna at least throw out the dirt. I'd rather waste an energy.
I'd rather waste an energy. See that happens. Oh, they would have fucking. Oh, it would have been over. If I fucking, if I did that, I would have been over if I fucking if I did that I would have been oh my god I'm happy
Lay our items out for the guard and let's go We could use the dynamite later and we'll get this before lights out sell items 81 sure I'm just gonna sell it to him for whatever he wants See me in 30 seconds, I should have saved that energy drink that would have been awesome We'll get the milk and we'll get the rope we'll get upgrades all around
174 now so everything's 200 now. All right, call him back So we get this done quicker we have dynam dynamite too. We'll be back in two minutes. Quick. Lights out are in about two minutes too, so that actually lines up perfectly. Chandelier. I don't know how deep I have to be to use the dynamite. I have to be really deep to use the fucking dynamite. It might be when I hit things that are like... I need to use them, you know what I mean?
Like if I hit like a rock, I don't know how deep I actually have to go. We have to reach 10 meters down? Are you fucking serious? Can I use the... That sucks. That's so bad. I mean it gave me more items. Can I use that? That sucks. That's so bad.
I mean it gave me more items. It's not, that is not worth it though. Am I wrong? I feel like for $3 that sucks. I would rather just get something that gives me more respect so I get better upgrades. That was bad.
I'm gonna have to call him over. Right before lights out. You're not up to something, are you? No, let me sell you my items though. 105, I thought I would get way more for this. Bro.
I thought I would get way more for that. I thought I was gonna get enough to like buy a new item. Be back in 30 seconds. I'm probably gonna have like 20 seconds because I gotta fucking buy. I can't even buy anything.
I literally can't even buy, I could buy energy. That's about it. I guess that's worth it. 20 seconds. All right, let's go. Just call. He's gonna come shut it. Lights out now. Wait. When is the guard coming back? Is the guard not coming back? Can I just dig infinitely if I had energy?
I mean, yo, the dynamite did actually do like a big chunk, but it only does, it probably does like 10 energy worth of digging. If I get to a point where I just have an absurd amount of money, like we win on the slot machine, then I think it's worth it. But even then I think buying expansions and just like posters and stuff that give me more respect is better, because it'll just lower the prices of everything.
We'll close this and sleep. Oh, I got to do this. I definitely want to get something that enables me. I want to buy the toilet, so I could fucking get rid of my dirt faster. Because this is also just taking up so much time.
All right, sleep. According to my geological knowledge, you can dig about 10 meters, then you'll hit a hard rock. Don't worry, there's a horizontal layer of soft clay under there. I just need to figure out which direction is best
to tunnel through it. So I'm not going to just be digging straight down. I have to dig in multiple directions. I have a minute 30 I'm only at 2 meters right now. Once I hit 10 meters down he said I have to dig in a different direction. Oh fuck now I thought I was just digging straight down until I found the fucking system. I'm gonna be weaving through tunnels and shit.
Oh, this is gonna be terrible. Still have a minute. Close that. See, this just takes so fucking long. Oh my god. Like, that's so scary. Dude, that alone takes so fucking long. Oh my god. Like that's so scary. Dude that alone takes me 30 seconds.
So you're saying I understand I can buy items that give me more time with the guards or away from the guards but like holy fuck. That's gonna be so bad. 79 for all of this?
Sure.
I think I'll be able to buy something. Like a better tool.
I should have enough.
I need energy and then this one. Yes, frying pan. Okay, we have a better tool. Let's fucking go.
Close it. Lunch breaks in a bit. We'll do this last day and then see where we go from there.
I'm definitely gonna need to use a glow stick soon, because it's gonna get fucking dark. Yeah, this is- I'm almost sure it's gonna be this way. That's why you have to buy the compass, because it says where north is. But I just need to even hit 10 meters first. I'd probably fucking be there if, uh, you know, I didn't reset twice. Because of my dumb ass. We are getting money though.
I think the goal is to just make a shitload of money during lunch. The more money we make during lunch, the better because then everything's cheaper toilet paper wise. Like I'm talking like, I want to make like $100 at lunch. Maybe sell shit to Jeremy.
Yeah, I definitely want to get stuff. Like that ups my prison respect. We're back to where we were finally. Cause I remember this bit here. Low stick, also a clutch play. Definitely going gonna buy some of these as we go More items the better we need money launches in like two and a half minutes as well. I I Think I just placed that the items on the table last
I think I was doing that first and I was accidentally hitting the the fucking guard door because of it I should just instantly just clear everything because I could just place the items whenever He doesn't question me if I place the items in front of them Oh my god, oh my god, bro. I would cry if that happens again. Stop. That's way too fucking stressful, man.
Holy shit, we have $8 to Cereal Shovel I can't even buy Edging shovel just close the door I'll try and get like random. I'll just dig shit real quick Just waste all my energy just we get stuff down
at 20 seconds I heard my god how long how much time do you think I need oh god I'm getting greedy I'm getting really greedy. I'm getting really greedy
Close Go now oh My god you motherfucker. Oh
You motherfucker Oh my god. Bro how much turret is there? Holy shit. Now that's so fucking scary. Dude I have no time. You have fucking two minutes. I need to get shit that expands how much time I have from the guard too. You gotta buy the toilet? Oh I'm gonna buy the better toilet. And that increases my rep too. Anything that increases rep or time, they're all good upgrades. And we got to get that key so we can play basketball. Probably ups my energy level.
That's what the person was saying.
Nice.
My God, you $10. Except let's go. Give me food.
Eat.
Double energy drink I Can hold three This is so ass there's like no time to fucking do this. All right, let's go
I suck. I think it's left. I don't know. Middle? W chat. I'm ripping it.
I'm gonna go buy shit real quick. We only have a minute. What do I want? What do I want toilet? Another toilet And I'll play more for money Lost me. I think it's metal.
Fuck.
Bro, that fucking triple swap. Eeny, meeny, miny, this one. Oh, we got it. I, did I almost discover a game breaking glitch? Did I almost discuss, if I had auto selected that queen, it would have just followed it. How did I do that? I almost did, what the fuck? Okay, whatever.
Queen. Lost it. Lost it.
I think it's right. I don't know.
Left?
God damn, y'all are good at this.
All right, go. Fuck. One more. Fuck. One more.
Middle. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. We're out of money. We're out of money. Alright, might as well play for toilet paper. Middle. Y'all are all saying different shit, right?
Right again? No way. All right, this is the one that matters. I think it's right. So many people are saying middle. Middle left? Oh my God. No, we need this
Alright we're gonna take our losses dude, I could give him a he could give me a hundred dollars Look at my fucking fancy-ass toilet. Yeah, can we end lunch already lady? I'll give it one more go. No, I meant to fucking move over! Oh my god! Oh my god, I knew it was on the fucking right one! Nah, stop. Yo, chat, lock in.
Last one.
I fucking hate this game. Nah, end lunch. End lunch, lady. End lunch. End lunch. End lunch, end lunch, end lunch. I'm going back to my fucking cell. Oh, I'm getting so angry.
They better give me some fucking good-ass deals too because I just bought a fucking double toilet and these motherfuckers better sell me some good shit. Guards coming. Yeah, okay, pal. Okay, come on. Get in the car. Come fucking shut the door dickhead. Come shut the door, thank you. Yeah, everything's okay. Ooh, I could ask you for toilet paper though. Cause that'll give me energy.
Yeah, leave, leave, leave idiot. Leave idiot. How much do you charge? Give me a discount. Good ass discount. 255. Charge. Give me a discount. Good ass discount. $255? $170?
Why is that $300, bro? Oh my god. Alright, call him back.
Fuck.
10 meters down?
We got fucking three energy drinks though.
Let's go.
Where's the fucking glow stick? I thought I had a glow stick down here.
Now it's just piss.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. down we got fucking three energy drinks though let's go where's the fucking glow stick I thought I had a glow stick down here now it's just pitch black I'm digging all this shit chat. Yo, can I use that flashlight? At a minute I go back up. We're already four meters down. We are grinding.
Alright, let's go.
I want to see how much dirt this takes now. The toilet should get a lot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, officer! I have a lot of items to trade. 76. Blech. Blech. Blech. Blech. Fuck you. What do you want? 255? I feel like we save up for this. The energy bell and then five slots combat my this is like quicksand i'm fucking sinking here what the hell is
happening at a minute we leave that's the schedule we gotta go that or like if we have max items we leave we get out. We're four and a half meters. I actually might invest in dynamite soon. I want to get deeper though. I need a better fucking item man. We're digging so fucking slow. Oh this is terrible.
Eight seconds. Save up for the shovel. I think I'm gonna- ooh, you think I should just buy the shovel? I think having more energy is better. I could buy the shovel right now with all these items. Because I'll have like- I'll probably have like two something. Oh, no, I won't. I'm making way more money than I thought I would. Alright we're gonna buy energy from him. And then I'll buy the kettle bell. Increased energy.
That was stupid because now I don't have the extra five.
Bro. That was stupid because now I don't have the extra five That was dumb as shit see I'm running out of energy so fucking fast
Bro close it And I have like no items to sell There's about to be lights out right after this too 52 I gotta go buy more energy. I don't think we're gonna beat the game today I think we could fucking maybe beat this one tomorrow or not tomorrow Saturday dude we're at five meters now I'm only halfway there we're halfway there, looking back now.
Love that song. I want to get as many items as possible. Wait, does the guard come back during lights out? I don't know. I'm not, I'm not risking it. Just in case.
I'll go back down and dig the 11. All right, you know, we could dig more. Or not. Oh, this is risking. This is risking it. Beautiful.
And we sleep. Rip the food. We have time. Got it. Once you reach about 10 meters deep, start digging horizontally north.
After 15 meters in that direction, you'll reach the abandoned tunnels. And that's the end of the game. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my end of the game. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Chat, we could probably beat it next stream. Not next stream. The next stream we play it.
So we got to dig 10 down in 15 north and then we just win. Call in the guard. I'm definitely going to get the next 95. I'm definitely going to get the next item after this. 189? I don't think that's enough.
I think I need like 250. Because it's originally 300
$3 340 170 five extra slots and an energy drink cap five climbing and movement speed. That's kind of terrible
It's kind of terrible terrible. Oh my God, I thought that was a human hand. Lunch time we're definitely gonna have a lot to fucking do. I'm gonna try and get a shitload of money and then we're gonna fucking get an ass ton of energy drinks.
Oh.
Dude, they wouldn't be questioning that I flushed the toilet probably a hundred times. Dude, you're like flushing the toilet like a hundred times a stream. Or not a hundred times a stream, a hundred times a day. Oh God. I'm becoming brain rot. 2.33.
All right. So before lunch, we'll be able to get the upgrade. Because this next one, we're just going to fucking pay him him for energy then we'll call him back and get that that's 255 we'll get like one digging session with a new tool. I also want to reach the fucking basketball court increase my energy All right now we got a good-ass shovel I need to buy glow sticks too, man. We're fucking running out of we're running out of fucking daylight
It's getting so deep six meters now. I feel like this digs just faster Maybe I'm crazy. I definitely need a by a compass though, cuz I don't know which way is north So that's one of the items that we're gonna save up for how much was a compass in the shop I think it's like $10 it's not that expensive we're getting items now I'm out of energy wow we were cutting that fucking thin too you see this god damn stack the items there and we're good Nice are you give me fucking 15 bucks for that?
Buy three energy drinks, I'll get my food. We need energy. How do I buy? I could rip an energy drink and buy another one. All right, now we just gotta grind.
Oh no.
Hey you.
We can't lose this fucking hand. Where left? Where? Left? Okay, we're gonna pass so we just keep some money in case. And then we'll go again. Lost it. Middle? I think it's middle. Yeah, okay, run it.
Middle?
I was gonna say left. Oh no. I'm getting a lot of right. W chatters.
Fuck.
I'm not betting 32. I'll run it back though. Actually, let me go check the item prices. How much is a compass? $15.
Yeah.
All right.
Now we have the item we need. Lost it.
Yes!
Bang. Whoa. Bang. Whoa. They think they, they thought they had me. Ooh, I think it's left. It's left or middle.
Right?
Oh my god! No, that's bad.
Full gas. No! No! No! Chat, we need to run it up. I'm going to run it up. I'm going to run it up. I'm going to run it up. No, no, no.
Chat, we need to run it up. I was sure of that. Fuck, man. Bro, lost it. This one? Yeah, which one?
I think it's left. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. Aren't you guys supposed to have like laser lightning focused reactivity speeds right now. What are we doing? Lost it This one's big too, right
Yo, I believe in us I I believe in my chat specifically. We got this $32 bet.
Pull it.
Where is it? Where is the queen? I'm not saying where I think it is. Because I think people will be biased. I don't- I'm getting a lot of everything. Mods, can we poll this?
It's all right. 70% of you said it was right. 70% of you said it was right. I need that to be known. I need that to be known. 70% of you said it was right. 70% of you said it was right. I need that to be known. I need that to be known.
That 70% of my chat said it was right. And I leave.
I gotta buy something Well, I can't believe I can't believe all of you guys got it wrong It was like I think the least voted one was the right answer You're not up to something are you actually can I sell you items?
I want to see what they charge now because I just got double upgrade I don't even know what this guy's selling
500 for 415
Four dollars three thirty two one sixty six one sixty
Call him over We're about a rip all the way to ten meters right now. I got fucking three energy drinks. Look at this zebra carpet. I got to
Bang 10 meters right now. I got fucking three energy drinks. Look at this zebra carpet I got too. Bang. Seven meters right now.
Dude, it might actually be worth it to just buy a shitload of dynamite. Just play all for money at the lunch. Just run like $150 up. Just buy, oh no, you can't really buy, you can't buy max dynamite. There's only a certain amount you're able to buy. Did I not accept a deal from Big Jeremy?
We're going to go up.
166, 166. Backpack would be good, but I think the shoes would probably be better. I think we buy the shoes next. Lights out isn't for five minutes. And I have two energy drinks still. Silver ring. I'm digging the whole way. We'll do one energy drink rip per go. I think I need to start buying items that are decorations that give the guard that give me more time away from the guards
So I have more time to dig we're gonna need to get those upgrades Otherwise we'll be fucked I Think I could have done the extra energy, but I don't want to I don't want to risk it Because if they cover up this hole again, I will actually throw up. I will throw up on stream and then delete the game and give it a bad review. 80 for that.
All right, so we'll be able to buy the running shoes. I'm not going to be able to buy the next item though. 415 for that, 330, 166. The running shoes first, then we'll get these. All right, we'll call it. I wanna get one more dig in so I can trade
and get one before the lights out. I like when you play a chill game so you can interact with chat. Yeah, it is very fun. What, where I'm not like zoned in on the game specifically? Before lights out, we wanna get one more sell in. We should be with chat. Yeah, it is very fun. What, where I'm not like zoned in on the game specifically? Yeah, before lights out, we want to get one more cell in.
We should be able to. Even if it is like 10 seconds. I found a golden idol. How much do you think that's going to be fucking worth? I want stuff worth toilet paper right now. Money is not of my concern.
We can play cards to win money. We're gonna have to be quick. I think the toilets gonna clog this time. I Don't know for sure. Oh No, we sell the Golden Idol, but that's gonna be worth so much this is awesome That's definitely that Golden Idol is probably gonna give us like a hundred fucking toilet paper
84 paper 84
High IQ 126 that's actually useless. I'm not gonna be able to buy anything with that. He's gonna be selling me some shit That's like four hundred dollars. Yeah 160 I could buy something that's cheap Gives me better prison respect where the fuck would I put this I need oh my god this stupid fuck where do i put this i have no space oh my god you know what i need to buy us an expansion oh i fucked myself i need to buy an expansion
next time remind me we need to buy we need more space because now i just like screwed myself here we'll do this last dig sleep and save then i think we'll be in a fucking goated spot. Oh my god, wait, is this where we need to go? Oh my god. Oh. Do we need to go this way chat yes or no I Think yes, I
Got quack
That's the way we need to go cuz that's north What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing close the fucking carpet? Holy fuck, okay, we're good. We're good. All right. That's, that's, that's north. So we just need to go that way. We're going to sleep. Sleep and save, sleep and save, sleep and save, save and exit. Okay, we'll continue that another day.
All right, now that we're done crashing out for a half hour straight, let's get into the content. I almost just hit new game, I would've cried. All right, this is Escape Prison, wait. This is Prison Escape Dig Out. Who remembers this game?
If you don't, I'll explain it real quick once we load it basically I'm in a prison and I need to escape. I need to move my camera down I've been digging this hole, but I have to hide it from the prison guards. I keep my tools under my fucking Bed and this guy's been leaving me letters He said I checked the old tunnel blueprints one of the exits should be directly beneath the old auto repair shop
Right auto repair shop on loop Island. That'd be a good place to grab a car and escape if there's a chase So I have to dig deep check the old tunnel blueprints one of the exits should be underneath The old auto repair shop on loop Island. So we have to find an auto repair shop Anyways, I spend the time the guard's not here digging the hole. When the guard comes back, I sell him goods that I find
and then I trade those goods with prisoners. At lunchtime, I can play card games to up my money, which you can see above me, and my toilet paper, which I use to trade. Money, I buy new stuff, which makes items cheaper, Cheaper as well as gives me like perks and other shit that helps me and then the toilet paper helps me upgrade my items and stuff like that
I'm gonna call the guard now because I only have 30 seconds just so he fucks off right now My task list is to dig 10 meters down and then we'll start going in the right direction I could ask him for toilet paper actually And if they ever find my hole, pause, they fill it in. He gives, once he gives me toilet paper, he leaves and he gives me 30 seconds to buy shit.
See, like this guy wants to give me a better shovel for $400 or 400 items, I guess. And then this lady I buy stuff for for money, like prison, uh, expan- prison expanses.
So he's gonna come and shut the door on me. And, uh, that gives me, uh, better discounts on items, and then also gives me better gear and perks that help me, uh, dig quicker and shit like that. Lunchtime, you can see in the top left, I didn't grab my tool. Lunchtime's the next thing that matters because that's where we gamble and make a lot of money.
We still have to dig 10 meters down right now, we're minus 1.8, but I have to start digging north, which is this direction, through the tunnel to escape. But they still want me to dig more down, so we're gonna have to dig deeper first. And I have an energy level which I have to replenish, so I can keep digging. Buy glow sticks? Yeah, I need to buy glow sticks. I can't see shit. So I agree with you. We'll do that next.
We might be able to get one more dig session before, um, lunchtime. Once we get down to 10 meters meters we just gotta start digging north. Chat where what did he what business did he say I had to fucking go under? He said I could rob a car to escape. I really gotta expand my fucking um my cell so I can move that chair because that chair's blocking where the dirt is. Everything's covered, right? Yeah, good. Okay.
Yeah, the auto repair shop. 80 for that? That's pretty good. I'm just going to try and get like every item upgrade I can. I think the next one we actually should get is the shovel. What's the next item upgrade we should get? The shovel's 400.
5 max energy is cheaper though. The speed. I'm not really nervous about We'll show I think at lunch I think I should really focus on making toilet paper while I'm digging and I shouldn't gamble toilet paper at lunch I should only gamble money at lunch and try and make a shitload. Oh, it's 30 seconds until lunch break. We'll just sit here. All right, now it's lunchtime. So we're going to go fucking gamble all of our money. I want to do the card game, get a lot and then fucking
rip. Wait, what did he want me to get? He wants a watch. Okay, we're gonna grab energy drinks. And now we're gonna gamble. We're gonna gamble all of our money. Lock in, you have to keep your eye on the queen. That's the name of the game. Lock in, big one here. Do we risk $32 on this?
Which one? I think left. I would say, see, this is what I do. I pick what I think it is, and then I fact check with chat. Okay, now we pass, and then we restart, and we what I do. I pick what I think it is, and then I fact check with chat. Okay, now we pass, and then we restart.
And we do it again.
No!
I thought it was, I was for sure that it was left. They hit me with that one-two right at the end. Go bench press? I can't bench press. I need to find a key to the basketball court. Oh, I'm fucking up right now. the way. I've never really said it, but I don't think that time moves. Like, lunchtime should technically be over now, but I'm still playing this game,
so I think it's just, like, frozen. I lost it. I think it's left, but I don't know where it is. Middle?
Fuck.
They fucked me there. They do the, this is what it is. They move all three and then they move two instantly. And I don't know. It's either left or middle. Middle.
W chat.
See like that one was easy as shit. Why was that one easy? This one. Lock in.
Where?
I thought it, you guys are saying left. I think it's right. Oh my god, the last time I listened to my fucking chat. Chat, are you dead at? Where the fuck are you? Why is everyone getting left? Where are you getting left? I fucking tracked the shit out of that. I'm like, oh I lost it, I think it's right.
Oh, left, left, it's definitely left. Left, middle, left, right. Middle, right, left, middle, right, left.
Right, left, middle, right left middle right left Right left middle right middle, holy fuck Okay
Now we now we have money we're gonna rip all these energy drinks and we're gonna go fucking spend money we leave
We have to expand our horizon here
We're gonna double our size
Should I give myself a better rug?
We'll grab some glow sticks and some dynamite and now I go gamble can I open this? Oh my god wait what what the fuck That's all I'm getting. Give me my food bitch! No please! Please, more time, more time to gamble! More time to gamble please! More than 5 seconds! Oh my god!
One more spin!
Shit!
It's fine.
Yeah, you're right. One more spin! Shit! It's fine. Yeah, yeah, come close the fucking door, bitch. I heard some noise here. I heard some noise here. Fuck off, bitch. I didn't know I could just increase my energy on the bench like that. I thought it was in the basketball area. All right, we got two minutes. I should have bought more time.
Glow stick and I'm just ripping dynamite. Which way am I digging? I just need to dig down right now. I'm digging around too much. At a minute, we gotta go back up. That's like the time frame that we have. I'm at 10 meters.
I'm at 10 meters, go up. No, don't go up. Grab two more items. I'm risking it. All right, I think we're good. Can I rotate this chair? My little resting place.
Chat, look how big my cell is now. I got a whole fucking area to it. I gotta place my items. Alright let's call this dumbass. Should we go buy stuff that gives me more time away from the guard? 38. Yo he's lowballing the shit out of me now, no? Can you dig any faster? Uh, no.
I could get items that dig more, but not quicker, technically. Yeah, guard comes back later. I feel like that's worth it. Like that extra 15 seconds. **bell rings** Get him to come back now. I also have four energy drinks.
So I'm just gonna try and dig straight. I'm gonna try and dig straight in the direction I have to do. Dig 15 meters towards the north. Which way is north? This way.
We gotta dig 15 meters in this direction. This is going to be terrible. Oh My god, this is gonna be horrible 15 meters. How long do you think this is gonna take? I don't even know which door I don't know how far 15 meters is. I just have a compass that tells me what direction I'm digging. I Think I could at least get like one full energy bar and an energy drink dig in. Dude, the problem is once we're so far in, I'm gonna have to like full fucking sprint back. What is that?
I have a minute left. Do we keep going? Dude, I don't know how long it takes for me to get rid of this shit.
Go.
Oh my God, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. It's the dirt is the problem. It's not hard to fucking roll the mat up. It's if this clogs is when I'm in a shit show. But I do have an upgraded toilet. See, that's bad. I do have an upgraded toilet. I think we should get a gold toilet. That would really be useful. I also have max items now.
This will sell for a good bit. What did he, what did that guy want from me? What did Big Larry or whatever his name is want from me? Let's sell our items. Oh, he wanted a watch. I don't know when I'm ever gonna get a fucking watch.
Have I ever gotten a watch? 278. We'll be back soon. 300. 375. I think the max energy might be pretty good.
Buy another plant. I think the more time we have away from the guard, the better. Like if I could give myself like four minutes, dude that's just like I rip all four energy drinks and just dig. Like we could get mad progress doing that. He doesn't come back for two and a half minutes but lights is out lights out is at 220. So at like 210, I gotta leave.
I don't know what the fuck's in this. Oh, a watch. For big Jeremy. And I got the key for the basketball court. What the fuck does that do for me? Is that the ground?
That's ground floor. Are we still going north?
Yeah.
I just gotta keep digging in this direction. For 15 meters. What time is it?
Okay.
Right after this we gotta go. Wait, no, lights out I can keep digging through, right? Lights out the guard doesn't come. The guard comes whenever after lights out. Yeah yeah we're good. We're gonna keep we're gonna do one more energy drink. Oh, this might be stupid. Nah, we'll be good.
I'm full on inventory. All right, let's go. But I think the glow sticks just disappear like every few levels, or every few days. Get rid of the dirt. I'm going to see if I could call the guard real quick
Because if I could sell my items before nighttime that actually be fire oh My god no way He said see you again in 30 seconds, do you think he's gonna come shut this at 220?
Now he comes in 30 seconds
375 I'm buying the shovel Get back inside oh My god that actually was a fire purchase wait come shut this door. Oh
My god wait come shut this door oh my god that would have been he would have filled that shit up oh my god I would have thrown up I if he sees me with the item to he fucking he fills he fills the hole in, like fully. All right, it's lights out now, so we'll do our last digging sesh and then we'll go to bed. Why is the guard not coming back? Do you think we should escape during lights out? Like once we actually find the area to leave?
I think this is when it would be best to leave. Like midnight. Cause this is a little like peaceful digging time. I'm still going in the right direction. I'm wondering how far you could actually dig in the wrong direction before it like forces you to stop.
Like this is some sort of blockage there. All right, we'll go to bed after this. Cause I have no stamina. I also somehow have 20 items. I feel like we only dug for like five seconds. Put on music, there's in-game music.
All right.
Should we go to sleep? I don't think there's anything else we could do. We just got to dig 15 meters. Okay, I thought I was going in the exact wrong direction. Wait, let's throw these down.
Now we sleep.
Now we sleep. We can get an early morning dig in. From the garage you'll reach via the tunnel. There are two roads leading to the neighboring island. We could stash a light helicopter for you there. If they manage to block one of the roads, take the other, no point trying to break through,
they'll shoot on site. From the garage, you'll reach via the tunnel. There are two roads leading to the neighboring island. We could stash a helicopter. I'm going to escape through a helicopter. Are you fucking serious? Like, what is this? Is this just the area I need to dig? Why there a fucking big-ass rock? Oh, do I need the dynamite to blow that shit up? Do you think that's what the dynamite is actually for?
It could be no the dynamite doesn't do that. Oh, so this is just a block bro. No, there's rocks There's like blockades in front of me I Definitely need to go buy dynamite. I can't fucking dig past this. Oh shit, I'm out of stamina. And the guards coming. How do you win? I escape. I leave successfully. Do you think I could fill even more items on this? Like is there a max table value? Nope, nope, I can just keep stacking them.
I mean this has to be worth an absurd amount of money. This is like 40 items. Surely he gives me like 200 toilet paper. So, 220, I'm gonna negotiate it up 51% odds I love that What do these idiots have? Nothing good.
Nothing good. What do you have? 750? That's just a waste. Don't you think I could escape before I need se- I get 750 toilet paper? I feel like I'll literally be able to get out of here.
By that time? Lunch isn't until noon. And I have dynamite. Bro, I need to dig like a better path. This is bad. Like the tunnel I'm digging is like blo-
It's like I'm almost getting a head glitch
Bro, I saw I just got a dig around the rocks
That was pointless. Do you think how far do you think I am from this fucking area?
He said just dig 15 meters this way, and it's where is it It's it's some fucking storefront like it should be obvious aren't you supposed to be digging down?
No, I hit the bottom level. I was supposed to dig 10 meters down, and then I have to dig north
That's what I've been doing And I'm supposed to dig 15 meters north and then he said there's gonna be some storefront Like he said it's gonna be some storefront like he said it was gonna be a garage there's gonna be a getaway car and then i have to fucking drive and get picked up by a helicopter i think big jeremy's gonna sell me some i think i'm gonna get a lot of money from him for giving him the watch too so that'll be great i think next day we escape like way, no way I go night and then another, another day. Like I think tonight I could escape.
Cause I'm getting like three or four more dig sashes in until it's full nighttime. Wait, 250. What do you have? Use a better rope. I'll get that in, I'll get that in case.
And I get better movement speed so I could be quick. Call him over Why is it not say he's coming back Like why does it not say he's coming back? Oh cuz it'll just be lunchtime I mean, I don't know like how far do you think how many meters do you think I've dug north? This looks pretty far to me.
Like at least... Six? No, not the other number. I'm actually serious, like actually, like genuinely probably around six meters. Inventory full. I don't know how I'm getting this many items.
I think I might need to get the bag upgrade. That might be like the last upgrade we're gonna need to buy. We still gotta make a lot of money at lunchtime though. I'm gonna go check out how much the mini fridge costs. I don't know how I get snacks though.
Unless it's just already pre-stocked with them. 91 for that? Yeah, let me negotiate. There we go. Making our way back up. 124.
Where is the mini fridge? Oh, here it is. It's $30? Small fridge is two places to store food. But how do I store food, though?
Where do I store food though?
All right We gotta make like at least a hundred dollars today And I got that key so we could go see what the fucking basketball court does for me Fridge ain't worth it from the prisoner. Oh, so you think I could just buy multiple things of food from him and then save him from that guy? I don't I think he only sells one at a time though like one for each for one for each go around maybe it'll change Give me 18 bucks for that. That's pretty good. What does this do? This is such a waste of time I already know it if this doesn't give me anything bro
Are you dead ass
Bro Are you dead ass? Bro.
Chat. We're wasting lunch. Bro it's like the I mean talk about a what is this a triple rim? Oh my god no way I've just wasted all of lunch time. I've wasted all of lunch time on that. That was so stupid. What do you get for that?
256 that we would have $500 I need to buy stuff Oh Boom! What do the trees do? The plants increase the amount of time that I have before a guard comes back. The posters and furniture increase prison respect, which makes the items they sell me cheaper and then like that increases how much it can flush dirt. This I can increase how quick I can fold it and Then the fridge gives me food items
But I need to buy food stuff, oh, let me ask him for toilet paper and then we'll go buy stuff from that guy So am I able to buy multiple food items from this dude Where is it you fuck? Oh my god.
We're good.
I kept eating it by accident. Wrong fridge? What do you mean wrong fridge? That's the only one there is. Lock and chat it's time to dig go. Oh Look how fast that opens. This is beautiful
It's only next thing we have to worry about is lights out. We're gonna go here Oh, we already have the candle for Big Jeremy if we need another day. I Dead ass think we escaped tonight. I Think we escape tonight. I think we escape tonight. Because I have four energy drinks, which we could save, and then the lights out too. With the food. Like I'll just be digging.
I could rip like three dynamite right now too. Why can't I move? Dude, I can't move. Like, I can't move past here. Am I going the right way? I am. We need to get the fuck back. Actually, dude, I feel like I'm going back too quick Golden toilet just gets rid of all the dirt really fast
See I have a whole last minute I'll just call him over right now I'll call him over right now And then we'll basically dig one more time till lights out and then we'll be, I think we'll be able to get out. I don't know if there's any upgrades I'm gonna be able to buy though.
I don't think I need any. I buy food once and then we'll just dig. I'll call him once before lights out, get a re-up on food and then we're good. And I have three energy drinks still. Yeah, close the door, dumbass. Fuck you. We have two minutes and 45 seconds go.
Oh, we're making progress. We got to be almost 15 meters in. Watch me not even be close. How many meters do you think we're in? I can't fucking move again. It's because I'm not making the headspace high enough, which is gonna be definitely a problem. Oh
My god, I'm hitting a wall wait what? God, I'm hitting a wall problem Problem chat, what do we do? Problem. Uh...
I don't, I don't...
Why am I... Did they say left? Was there another direction that I needed to go? I missed the exit. I passed it? I didn't fucking pass it. Like, there's no. I passed it. I didn't fucking pass it like there's no way I passed it You have to go around it. You're saying dig left and then go up
Really But it said just dig straight it said go straight north I'm I was going straight north. Like I don't get where else I would go. Dig up and use the rope? No, I think I'm, oh, maybe I'm too, do you think I'm too deep?
No because I'm at the bottom. No I'm at 10 meters. Maybe I do need to go around. This might just be a big boulder. Or should I go right? I'm wasting my fucking energy.
We're gonna have to do it during the day now. Should I go left or right? I'm gonna go grab food. Well, it's not lights out yet. Should I just try and rip a fucking another sail and grab more energy? I could try.
I could rip, I could probably rip one more sail. Just buy toilet paper from this dude real quick We get another 78 and we're good It's night get to bed I Think we have like unlimited time now Chat left or right we have to dig straight this way and we hit a wall. I
Think we go left. It looks like it's easier to go left I don't remember if it said anything in the note. That motherfucker was passing me notes way too early. Fat ass boulder in the way. I don't think the dynamite gets rid of it. I'm just hoping I have enough energy to get through it. I'm like threading the needle here. Don't tell me I hit another boulder.
We're going to have to go grab food.
Fuck.
I don't think that's the right way. He told me I had to jump out somewhere, and I don't remember where. I think I think this is still right but I'm not going north anymore I'm going to Northwest dude this has to be 15 meters. Like I have been digging man. You think we're gonna have to do another whole day?
Like I'm stuck. It's because this shit needs to get out of the fucking way. Oh my god I'm gonna need to go back and eat more fucking food. You're serious. I'm gonna have to chat we're gonna have to do another day. I'm not gonna be able to get I'm not gonna be able to get, I'm not gonna be able to get there.
All right, well we have 78 energy to try and get to the end tonight. Otherwise we're gonna have to wait. I'll grab all these items too. They're just in the fucking way. I mean, how many boots are fucking 20 meters deep?
Oh no fucking way chat How much further Go over it? Well, now I'm already going around. I think going over it would be kind of trivial. No?
Fuck, man.
It would have to be dynamite? I don't know. We'll try and do it tomorrow. I
Also have a shitload of items to sell And more just laying around there. I could actually go collect those. We'll just go sell all these items Because if we're able to get a lot of money we could also just get a quick upgrade to which would help
Already 20. Yeah, we have like 50 items. We're selling dynamite doesn't do jack shit dynamite's good for like
Just blasting through space like I if I have the money it just makes digging easier, but it doesn't blast through hard rock Okay
I've two minutes. I talked to the right people We managed to transfer to light helicopter by truck is waiting for you hidden in the abandoned refinery on the neighboring island if you make Here you're practically free Okay Let's go See if we could fucking make it around I Don't know like I can't tell if that's a staircase
I can't tell if this is a staircase or just a part of the boulder go left more bro Then I'm dead dad. This is I have to go that way Then I'm not if I go even if I go left even more then I'm not even digging in Nearly the right direction. I mean I'm fighting like golden fucking statues man. I have to be oh No I'm stuck. Oh
my god, oh My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck? Okay We're gonna sell all of this Everything's hidden. We're gonna sell all of this Everything's hidden. We're good 356 Every time I 5050 nah, I'm actually getting pissed. Nah, I'm actually getting pissed
I 50 50 that and every time failed I mean, I've done probably six 50s and they fail every time how the fuck are they failing that often? I gotta buy a bunch from this fucking idiot What are you selling 10 max energy? Hurry the fuck up, let's go!
Close it. 88 max energy, this is perfect. Your quest changed? Find ladder in abandoned tunnels. Find ladder in abandoned tunnels.
What? Am I going the right way, chat? But there's nothing near me.
I need to go buy fucking glow sticks.
I need to buy glow sticks. Bro, there's no way I'm going the right way, chat.
My inventory's fucking full, and I'm stuck again. to Chat, am I going the right way? There's no way I'm going the right way. I think I was supposed to dig over it.
I said go over, go to the right. I'm not about to turn all the way the other way, dude. I just need to get a fucking glow stick so I can see. It's so dark down there. I'm just gonna buy one food and then I'm gonna go get glow sticks.
Lunch is in two minutes.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, just waste the dynamite on the fucking part above me. Oh yeah, that's great. Ooooooh!
Oh fuck no get back Should we just go down should we just stay down just Should we just stay down? Just stay down just stay in here
Dude I can't fucking see anything At lunchtime is it gonna get is it gonna end the game?
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Oh shit. Finally hit the helicopter.
Oh my god, I'm going to break the car. It's 600 meters away they said something about there being lanes blocked Bro, where am I driving right now? If one is blocked do the other one cuz they'll kill me that's what it was Holy shit, dude, I mean who the hell built these fuck-ass roads. Why are the roads like this? It's right there
Wait, did I pass it? I think I just fucking passed it I think I just fucking passed it oh my god I'm freaking out stop hit a reverse I don't know should I keep following the road I have to go off road it's back this way I don't know if I'm on like a time crunch. Oh my God, it's right there. Did I win? You managed to escape from the prison three, it took me three hours.
Hey, well, we beat it. Only took me three hours to fucking get out. That was a fun game. I mean the ending was a little anticlimactic. There should have been like a crazy ass cut scene where like the helicopter was flying There should have been like a crazy ass cut scene where like the helicopter was flying
into the sky with some badass music playing, but either way, that was a fun game.
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