Dispatch: Episode 5 & 6 - Full Game Playthrough

You That's everybody.

All clear.

Back up, man. It's not worth it. All I want is a conversation. No need to do any more than I can. ♪♪ ♪♪ Ah! Oh You need some help?

You're not supposed to lift it out of the spot.

Idiot.

So weak.

So, So weak.

So, so weak. Now I'm getting a safety lecture from a walking fireball. It's a reality check.

Normies need babysitters so you don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero. Man, I am so fucking strong. It's crazy.

Well, it's part of the job. Heroes get hurt all the time.

Not the good ones, Rabo. Not the good ones. No more hero stuff without supervision. You can't get injured. Because we need you behind that desk to help real heroes.

Uh, actually speaking of injuries, remind me...

Who took your tooth?

It's like they only stole that little bit.

I got into a fight with an actual real, actual hero. And I assure you, he's regretting his decision to tangle with me.

I imagine he's regretting a lot of his decisions.

That's fucking right. And you. It's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore. And pretending you still do is bumming people the fuck out. Now, get your flat ass off my bench. ♪♪

♪♪ Yo, you ever notice the Torrance vibe is like...rancid?

Between the dead fish in the harbor and the giant refinery, I can't tell who's to blame.

Dang, that's some nasty shit.

Man, I love the smell of the refinery. I hate the smell of gasoline. I love the smell of gasoline.

All right everybody respectfully shut the fuck up. Who pissed in your cereal? Now that's some nasty shit.

Ugh, let's do this. Torrance Middle School needs judges for our annual talent show. Do it for the kids. I got it. Say less. Not exactly an alien per se, but I think this will work.

Mr. Vanderstank has requested a rescue.

VandGoWorkers are trapped after a tunnel collapse at the new station. Get them out safely. And discreetly.

Is this man familiar with ethical business practices? Yo, this Vanderstank guy is a fucking clown.

He's a business genius. Everything he does is brilliant.

Normally I would defend you, but all of his projects kind of suck.

Top ten anime betrayals.

Just admit it, Sonar.

You're obsessed with a loser. Isn't this like the third time one of his projects has fallen apart?

We're busier because of him.

He's a job creator.

Jesus, man. We have a crisis!

The parents started fighting over the results and then the kids joined in too!

Grade A Parenting.

Wanna get messy? Finally!

Something interesting happened at a middle school talent show.

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exhibit.

This looks like a job for Phenomaman.

Who is me.

What time is it? Trading time.

It's trading time if anyone's up for it.

I remember my first talent show, I got second place.

Got my ass beat by Lizzy Galupo.

Second place?

Impossible. The show must have been rigged.

I got her back though. I shot a laser beam and burned all that hair off.

So I guess you're the real winner then?

Sure am. Inspired my first single too.

Girl, your hair's on fire.

Sounds like a real bop.

Never say bop again. I reckon that's done.

Fuck yeah.

Get it.

Watch me burn. I, dear Drozie, yes that, dear Drozie, need help dealing with this stalker.

Gotcha!

Blessed to be busy. Torrance Middle School is hosting an anti-bullying seminar and it would mean a lot if a hero could come talk to the students and their parents.

I've been wanting a fight

All right, I'm in and files deleted and the, Jesus, I deleted it all from the cloud and shit.

The set needs a background actor for an upcoming scene. The last one stormed off in a hurry. I'm happy to help.

Quick heads up, Sona is in a mood this morning.

Why? You miss a rabies shot or something?

Power was out at my place.

Couldn't even check up on my investments.

Oh no, the numbers that go up and down every day.

You'll be fine. I pray you never know what it's like to lose something. What is this? Failure?

I...

I don't understand.

I can't go on. Not like this.

Hey, we're getting flooded with calls about sewage in a couple neighborhoods.

Which should we hit first?

I take the kids to the beach and what do I have to deal with, huh?

Shit! There's poop all over the beach!

The sewage is spilling out into the fucking water! I can do that. I'm here to hustle.

You know, it feels like the Nama man is probably the most bulliable on Z-Team now. I am often bullied for my exquisite hair and beautiful, masculine frame.

That doesn't sound like bullying.

On my home planet, my form is reviled. Every compliment is a reminder that I am... disgusting.

Oh, come on. You look great.

Robert is bullying me! Please ask him to stop!

Great job. Now she's free to harass her local barista.

Half man, bad Oh freak

I am in need of a very specific type of hero for my upcoming project

Sounds good. I'm just gonna scooch right on in here. Mysterious fire has broken out at the refinery.

We've got it under control, but we can't investigate the cause with all these dangerous fumes.

Flambe.

I would never blow up a refinery, okay? They smell like shit.

Someone's pushing on my boys' explosion territory.

Go. I am the right choice.

I'll clear will work.

Wait, put me on your shoulders. We'll be unstoppable. Yo man, word in the hallways is you went on a date.

That true?

You jealous or something?

Look, if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do is ask.

You're not my type.

That's the nicest thing you've climbing the corporate ladder. ♪♪

♪♪ Maybe he's got an iron stomach. Do we know anybody like that? Super Digestion?

The Gluttonator? I don't know. I think I weigh like a thousand pounds.

Hey Robert, did you recently lose like 700 pounds?

First off, you're either shit at math or you think I'm like 300 pounds. I am not. I go to the gym and I work hard.

Secondly, what are you talking about?

There's a pool going around on which superhero you used to be. Person who gets this right wins $936.

That's a real specific number.

And that specific number could be ours.

Just one hint. And you're my friends, right?

Make your friends some money.

Well, secret identities are secret for a reason. It's in the name and everything. Crazy, right?

Oh, come on, don't be like that.

Sorry, you're just gonna have to earn your $936 in some other way. What way could that be? I'll let you know if I work it out. Get it? I'm explaining the joke.

What the fuck?

Decent reflexes.

Hey, V, no!

Which heroes do we know that talk too much and have quick reflexes?

Clean this shit up.

Hey, losing all that weight don't make you better than us. Yeah, chill out, Dad.

I never had a dad.

I know.

The fuck that's supposed to mean?

You told me one time you didn't have a dad.

Huh. That's not how bees work. You know what I mean. I don't, actually. No one's trying to fuck Shroud.

But if we kill the Queen, we rot the hive.

You would do that? Kill Shroud? Cause you might get the chance. And you don't want to go in there having to think about it. You gotta know.

I'm not sure. Just gonna have to wait and see, I guess.

Just think about it. You want to not sure. Just gonna have to wait and see, I guess.

Just think about it. You wanna be sure. Mechaman's coming back to life one patch at a time.

One patch at a time.

I mean, Roy's doing most of the work, though, right? So much.

He's probably gonna redo all this shit.

Evening folks, welcome back. We got a few guesses at your identity.

Leading one right now is Blue Balls Man.

Let me guess, his power is not being able to nut.

Nah, his balls are literally blue, dude.

Get your head out of the gutter.

Great. It's gonna be a long shift.

Mr. Cat is out there all alone. So scared, so hungry. Please find my baby.

Mr. Cat?

That's seriously his name?

Hey, look, not everyone's a fucking creative.

What the fuck?

Did we just lose power?

Sure did. Citywide. Hang tight, we're booting up the backup generator. There we go. Hey Robert, just brace yourself.

Oh shit.

Oh, y'all can't see?

I'm a human night light, I don't got those problems.

Yeah, it's just a little dark. What's the fucking big deal? You never closed your eyes before? Yeah, same shit.

I mean, I can see in the dark,

so this is pretty standard for me.

All right, fuck you guys.

Ah, the whole city's out. Guys, this is an all hands on deck situation. Okay, I'm gonna get a grid back up and running. Be ready because shit's gonna be insane the minute the lights turn back on.

Some real action?

I cannot land this thing.

Help?

Uh, I know this sounds crazy, but can you guys catch this thing in the air?

No problemo.

Humans are fascinating. No problemo. Humans are fascinating. They cannot fly, and yet they attempt to anyway.

Flying fucking slaps.

Can you blame them for trying?

But their feeble bodies were meant for gentler activities, such as walking and lying down.

Ah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Where's the passion? The danger? and lying down. Yeah, exactly.

Where's the passion?

The danger?

I suppose their futile efforts

to become more than they are

is admirable.

I'll handle it. Oh yeah.

Tell them I'm a shooting star.

That'll be hilarious.

Do me.

Fucking rocks. Hey, did you get that video I sent you? Dude, you sent me like 500. It's the one with the karate dove.

Oh fuck, I need to see that right now.

I'll take care of it.

Together, the two of us would be unstoppable.

Bitch, you're a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot. I'll take care of it.

Together the two of us would be unstoppable.

Bet you say that to everybody.

God damn it, the Red Ring's stealing shipments right off the train.

We're not equipped to stop them.

Red Ring?

Fuck him up for me, yeah?

I like those numbers.

I can see in the dark anyway, so this is like, perfect for me.

Cool. Can I go home now?

Ready, set, fire.

Don't be jealous, it's okay.

Time to freak some fuckers out.

We've got several lootings in progress and our guys are getting overwhelmed.

Looting? That's so basic. We've got several lootings in progress and our guys are getting overwhelmed.

Looting? That's so basic. Bitches out here wearing ski masks and robbing banks. Where's the originality?

Shut up. It's like the go-to blackout activity.

And besides burning all those shitty candles your aunties gave you.

Okay, so this is why my stock portfolio got fucked up. Can I at least keep the guys

responsible? Let's get through this shit first, then we'll talk. Well done. My daughter was at the beach with her friends and I haven't heard from her. I'm really worried.

Alright, I'm on it. You know, who the fuck is Mr. Whiskey anyway?

Oh bro, I've got theories.

Of course.

Hey!

Don't worry, team.

I can see in both regular and advanced darkness.

My pleasure. Hey, it's like dark and shit out here. We just got a call from the base. We're being attacked. We're being attacked.

We're being attacked.

We're being attacked. We're being attacked.

We're being attacked. I'm going to go get some food. Nearly there. here. Vandals are defacing the Torrance Library mural.

Hurry and catch them before there are beans everywhere.

Soccer fans are not a fan of this blackout.

Shit's getting scary.

We gotta get the hell out of here. My tail's wagging, I swear. ♪♪

♪♪ You sure we don't work on commission?

Half man, half bat, all freak.

I'll deface these idiots.

What's a good line to text a guy in a blackout?

I'm looting the Ralphs. You want anything?

Oh, um, you always did look hotter in the dark.

Say boom.

Gollum, you're a genius. We've got a situation at Ben Labs.

They told me to call SDN.

I'm just an intern. Looking good out there.

Rolling out. Oh, spooky!

Oh hell yes!

Hi, it's me again. You're not gonna believe this, but now there's some scary dudes with scary weapons.

I'm quitting after this, man. I can't do this.

Uh-huh.

Yo, Golem.

You fuck with Potpourri?

I fuck with Potpourri. So hard, bro.

Dang. Okay, okay. I see you. We gotta dry some flowers now, bro.

Shit, I'm free this weekend.

Ugh.

Damn, I think the shift

gave me carpal tunnel huh what I guessed years of cranking it would get

you there first probably a combo type deal

on fuego on way

all Close. All right, good week, everybody. See you all on Monday. It's so cool to get a drink.

Don't be a dick!

Be chill for once in your life.

Spend some time with us, come on. We know you have plans.

I mean, the sardines at Villain Bar, not sure I'd fit in.

Just go dress like that. Everyone will just think you're a pervert. Yeah, um... Alright. Let's fucking go, literally.

I am reasonably excited!

Why are you out here?

You're damn big.

What, you want a drink?

Sure.

You want two? Sure. you out here damn big well you want a drink sure you want to sure hey creep creep I don't know you and I don't like not knowing people well you

won't like knowing him he's the biggest perv west of the LA River and he's with

us she's joking. I'm- Not my business. But if you do go jerking off in the bathroom, you've maken my business. Uh, that's, um... I don't want to be in that business.

Fucker!

Fucker! Fuck you! If you could, how I love me, I love bad I'll be your best lover

I'll be your best lover

You're driving my heart

Buy me a drink

You're driving my heart

Is this for all the strings you had to pull to get me in here?

You got me Sour Patch Kids on our first date I figure whiskey makes sense for the second

You're driving my heart

Third date, you can buy me dinner Nothing too felon though, just in case

You're driving my heart Nothing too felling, though. Just in case. That wasn't a date. That was a hanging out.

It could have been a hangout. But then you showed up by surprise and bought my favorite snacks. So now, if you play your cards right, maybe you can snack on something else.

Hey, just to clarify, are you talking about private parts?

Catch on quick. I'll grab us a table.

Two fancy whiskeys, please.

Make it three.

Four.

Make it five.

Five fancy whiskeys?

No.

Um, nine shitty whiskeys.

Good man. We should have avoided him earlier.

Well, you thought he was a fucking gnome.

He never said that. Said he reminded me of my ex and he used to have a buzzkill ass interview.

Earlier? How long have you been going out like this?

Since day one.

Don't act surprised. You were the bad guy until... Wait, when did we decide he wasn't the bad guy?

Tuesday.

Cheers.

Excuse me. I'm thankful that our breakup has given me time to learn about myself, but unfortunately what I've learned is that I hate me.

Dude, be honest, am I going to make a fool of myself if I sing Whitney Houston?

Are you Whitney Houston?

No.

Then yeah, you will. Ah, you're right.

Drink for you.

Wait, um, it's kind of hard for me, but I know it was probably a buy the books, bottom

line kind of decision, but thanks.

He can't have that outside.

Fine. ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy ♪

Everyone thinks I'm an arc.

They can still smell the hero on you. You're the enemy.

I bought them drinks. What else do they want?

You can buy them drinks. You can make sure they don't get fired. You can line them up and blow them one by one, but they're still gonna think you might be the hero that fucked up their life.

People don't think about much when I blow up. But I hear what you're saying. Though I'd argue they fucked up their own lives being criminals.

See that snark shit? Just tell him who you are. What are the odds that you busted any of them anyway?

Oh. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Cool down and I won't have to hurry. Ah. I'm a bitch, my name's Robert, such a bitch, whose name is Robert?

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm such a fucking bitch, I have no hopes, I have no dreams, and a tiny little dream, and it doesn't even function anyway

Because I never got it stopped and it's self-inflicted, but I'm not sure I see it that way. So, you can see, uh, why I'm worried about getting incinerated.

We all pay for who we used to be.

The sooner you get it over with, the sooner we get a fresh start.

You heard me when I said incinerated, right?

Who let a loser-ass bitch of a hero into our super villain bar?

Ugh, why is everyone...

Do I look like a bitch? Don't answer that.

Fuck. Is he big?

He's got big guy voice.

Some parts of him are big.

Alright, from now on, team drinks are exclusively at Chili's.

Are you lost or something, bitch? Why you trying to get fucked up? A lot of bars around here, fool. Why'd you pick this one? You got a death wish, homie?

Hey, look, I was just looking-

No one's talking to you, fucking whore.

I see they finally gave you some arms that can reach your dick.

There's some people that want to talk to you, you piece of bitch. Bitch. Ha ha ha ha.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Yeah, try this.

Thanks.

I am happy to provide these inauthentic Mexican calories for the team to recharge after battle. I ordered three triple crunch tacos Oh! ♪♪ Ah. ♪♪

Oh! ♪♪ Ah! ♪♪ Ah!

She temporarily blinded me!

What do you mean, temporarily?

She's blind forever!

♪♪

No, I didn't order that. I ordered three tacos.

Three triple crunch tacos, yeah. You muttered it fifty times. Just eat that. It's the same shit anyway. Literally everything at this place is just a remix of the same five ingredients.

Hot sauce?

You drunk or concussed?

I'd go with both. or do some friendly fire. I'm a cool, cool, cool guy I got the moves, I got the moves

I'm a cool, cool, cool guy

He's only brushin' dicks

Got the hate and the jealousy

Got the hate and the jealousy Got the hate and the jealousy

Got the hate and the jealousy Got the hate and the jealousy Oh there she is. Thanks babes. Sourced it up for me and everything.

I think you're looking for these. You're a fucking idiot, I can't get you I'm a fucking idiot, I can't get you I'm a fucking idiot, I can't get you I'm a fucking idiot, I can't get you

I'm a fucking idiot, I can't get you

I'm a fucking idiot, I can't get you I'm a love this! Oh

Both arms y'all are fucked up weird thing is how easy was. This churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms. Maybe give us a heads up next time you want to start a fight. I want another drink.

You're heroes now. Heroes don't start fights. You finish them.

Oh, no!

Well, not many finish fights against the Red Ring.

Yeah, how do you have beef with them, Mr. Dispatcher? Ohohoh clean slate. You all know. Every room you walk into, your reputation proceeds. I walked into SDN and suddenly I was me. Just me. We have the chance to leave the past behind. I don't care who you are right now.

And right now, I'm Robert.

Are you all buying this bullshit?

He's scared. It's a mind game. A freaking tactic.

Who are you?

I just told you. You're the heroes now. I'm the guy behind the desk.

It's not enough, man.

What's your problem?

I don't like not knowing things that might make me mad if I knew them.

It sucks.

Just let it go, bro. Be free.

So, I'm Robert. Who are you? Chad. You heard it. I'm Chad. Of course.

Hi, Chad.

Um, my name's Courtney.

Nice to meet you, Courtney.

Kataan-Uur was the name given to me on my planet. When I first arrived on Earth, the ladies at the Nordstrom Rack I worked at called me Dumpy due to my large posterior. You may call me either.

My name's Victor, because I'm a fucking winner.

I'm Alice.

Brr.

Uh, Malevola? You lost names Gib?

My name's Colum.

So, what now? Orgy time?

Right, make a fuego sauce and ass play sounds like a great combo.

Good point. Anybody have another packet of that stuff? Oh, sounds like hip hop but it's not because then the white guitar come in, the white guitar. Mm.

It's like Run DMC. You know, they came through a wall, but this is a different song. I hate the world today. You're so good to me. I know that I can't change.

I can't change.

I try to tell you, but you look at me like maybe... I appreciate you coming to see this.

Your support means a lot.

Can't believe you actually hung out with those fuckers.

You jealous old man?

Of what?

Let me guess, you get into a bar fight? I You jealous, old man? Of what? Let me guess. You get into a bar fight? I'm right, right? That's what criminals do at bars. They ruin everybody's fun. In fact, if you're gonna make me stand next to a criminal,

you could at least hurry this shit up.

If you're gonna make me stand next to Benjamin's fucking button,

you could at least change his diaper. You're right. There was a bar fight, but it was actually Red Ring assholes who started it, not Z-Team assholes.

Okay? We were just very aggressively defending ourselves.

Okay, protopulse test 19 ready to commence. We good when you're good, Mecha-Man.

Engaging protopulse. Now. All readings super stable. Here we go. Time to make your grand re-entrance. Okay. Ready for launch. Roger that. Not bad, right?

Looks better than the original.

The smoke is a little overkill.

I thought the same too, but I think the purple is a nice touch.

What smoke? How long was I out?

About 14, 15 hours I think.

You okay, Rueda?

Why do you look worse than me? It's over, Rueda.

I cannot recreate the astral pulse

Too much power too small size no pause mean I can't make the man Mecca I'm not good enough, bro

Fail you fail everybody Almost bring down the whole team almost get you. Let's get everybody blowed up

Hey Listen, you might not believe in yourself right now, but I believe in you right?

It's not a literally game brother

This real life

Right

You did your best I can't ask for anything else.

Thank you.

I heard that big bastard crying in the bathroom. Makes it hard to shit when somebody's doing that next to you, you know?

Pretty distracting.

Yeah. Everyone else okay?

And Vizzie girl? Fine. One thing she's good at is disappearing when people get hurt. What's your deal with her? You give everyone shit, but it always seems extra with Vizzie. She's a liability. And one of us needs to be objective when it's clear something's going on between the two of you.

Don't think I don't see it. It's all over your stupid face. You like her. So I got a hater for the both of us. You think she likes me? How the fuck would I know?

I don't know. You seem to be watching everything I do. Can you ask her in P.E.? Hmm? maybe put a note in her locker for me

Haha, motherfucker But this little bit you're doing it just exposes you because you wouldn't be joking like this if you didn't have a thing for look Just be careful kid some people that black holes You reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do I don't know they fuck you up your new look screams I know some science shit so I was with you the whole

way now come on take the day off no really I'm fine well I've got to do is sit at a desk desk work doesn't land you in the infirmary think about. I'm all over.

All we have to do is get in and out.

Stick to the plan. If they're Red Ring or Enhanced, proceed with caution. One sec. What are you doing up?

Turns out, I'm completely fine.

Just sort of time-traveled several hours into the future where I feel pretty rested.

Oh, cool, yeah. That happens to me every night.

Wish I could say the same.

How's your ship going?

Good. Yeah, um, challenging. Made worse by all the enhanced villains we're dealing with lately. I have a whole new appreciation for you. I'm sorry about the pulse. Give us some time. Roid's a little down, but I'm sure we can come up with alternate power sources

Hey really looking forward to tonight perfect timing yeah same

Wait, what are you? So I'm no dispatch dude, but I don't know if sending my level at a so that Sunday down to the store.

Can someone watch my sweet kitty Hobbes while I'm out?

He's fussy today.

I love a symmetrical stage picture.

I'll be in my trailer.

All right. I love a symmetrical stage picture.

I'll be in my trailer.

Alright, sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?

You finally decided to show up to work today. Where the fuck were you anyway?

I was up all night trying to figure out how you settled on Flambe. The corniest hero name I've ever heard.

Big talk coming from the guy who looks like a goddamn NPC. This is you talking, Robert.

Brrp, brrp, brrp.

Uh, taco shits. You've had taco shits since the sardine, right?

Uh, sure. Yeah, let's go with that. I had... taco shits. Like Invisigow said.

Mate, didn't you say you could handle spicy food?

Yes, which is why this doesn't make sense as an excuse,

but it's totally the truth.

Well, give us the gift back.

Nah, I'm still gonna drink it.

I don't care if it tears a hole in my stomach.

Damn, we were low-key hoping you'd talk.

I was gonna scoop it out of your trash after you clocked out.

Hello? Yes, it's that time of month again.

Send your finest over to clean my abode. You know, people judge me when they first see me, but then they get to know me and they

judge me even more. Still got it. I'm going to try to get some more food. So You're not going anywhere. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm going to get you out of here. Just make it look easy. Shit, Rubbit. You're actually cool. He's not. He's just been gone all day, so it seems like he is.

I am ready.

I'm still thinking about that fucking taco place from last night.

It was good, huh?

OK, were the tacos actually good,

or was it just 3 AM?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm with the big guy on this one. I think it was both.

We would always go again. Just to be sure.

No one believes me, but there's definitely a ghost in my house. Anybody over there good at exorcisms? Or whatever?

It's showtime.

Re-election's coming up and we're hosting a little roast of the mayor. An SDN hero would really round out our guest list. Grind time. Free knuckle kisses! I have expressed my disappointment.

He seemed remorseful.

There were many tears.

From us both.

Phenomenal. Try it hard, that's what matters. Don't be intimidated, it's just business.

There's a full on gang war happening at the warehouse district.

Looks like Red Ring and the Frigos.

Shit, the Red Ring is closing in on this biker gang

Oh, that's actually the Frigos. They're an e-biker gang way worse

My lawns

Did you guys hear van to stay in his wife got divorced sure did my entire portfolio is fucked

I knew the vibes were off this morning, but I couldn't tell if it was divorce vibes or shitty commute traffic vibes.

Hey, maybe she's not going to hell after all.

Marrying someone can send you to hell.

Suspect is in pursuit, but we need Estienne to defrost the bank.

So, uh, you creaming over this or what? Dude, there's never been a job more perfect for me.

I got this.

Right.

Sometimes I look at a tree and think, I could burn you down. You're not better than me, tree. You know, there's like a a... spirit of hype about them.

Size don't matter. Yeah, be glad to.

Headin' straight there. Great half-rape is.

Guess what?

Today, I'm really gonna try not to ruin somebody's carpet. For you, I'll make time. I'm going to try to get a little closer to the carpet. I'm going to try to get a little closer to the carpet. I'm going to try to get a little closer to the carpet.

I'm going to try to get a little closer to the carpet.

I'm going to try to get a little closer to the carpet. the

there's a large part of the freeway but not a single burn city just that fucking good ready

said fire I mean, you're half-bat. I am?

What, you think all hybrid species just get along? the off. Yo, who got the snack? I thought you said you had it. No, no, that was me. Night everyone.

I was pretty fucking beat. I'll see your dumbasses in the morning. I've got the booze. Folks down for a carpool? I got room. I'm good.

I'll fly over in a bit. I will be back.

I'll be back.

I'll be back.

I'll see your dumbasses in the morning. I've got the booze. Folks down for a carpool? I got room.

I'm good. I'll fly over in a bit.

I will be happy to assist in transport if someone wish to fly over in my arms.

If you are trying to impress me, it's working. ♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ I mean, you know, it feels like for the first time in a long time I can see a life without Mecha-Men. And which I'm sure you would appreciate. Been nice that we get to spend more time together, right? The Z team might fuck up for a while, but at some point, they're gonna get good. And when that happens, they'll make a bigger impact

than I ever could alone.

Ugh.

But just when I feel like I got a handle on it, got it figured out, I think about Chase, and my dad, and Shroud...

Then I get all fucked up.

You know what I'm saying, Beef? You know what I mean.

Yeah, exactly. See? This is why I appreciate her talks.

Are you decent? Definitely a house that needs some water.

Yeah, I told them that the last time I came.

Somehow it looked worse.

Why are you...

What is this?

What's happening?

We came to save the day, or the night. We've come to save the night.

All right, that rubs out by the way.

You just have to put a little muscle into it.

Do you know where you'd want to hang this?

Why are you holding a lamp?

I think he's only considered where he'd hang himself. That corner seems fine.

It's a housewarming gift for your housewarming party

robert i told people to bring a lamp or something wait wait people more people are coming here to my home look i'm not really in a party mood right now not what it looks like to me with your

tidy whities okay she just touched this is your family photo area kind Kind of morbid. Which I'm kind of into.

Is that my work computer?

We figured it out, brother. The man can be mecha again.

After your little premature jack explosion, I had this feeling like I'd seen it before.

Then Vizzie asked me to get the energy reading we got this morning and cross-reference with recent calls.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not destroyed?

Nope. And a bunch of B-grade villains have been trying to unlock its power only to end up blowing their asses off like you did.

Then they sell it on the next sucker and the same shit. It's passed Hans at least four times that we've tracked.

How does Shroud not know this. Probably think like us. They think you'll destroy it. But he's a smart

fucker and he'll figure it out soon enough. That's why we get to it first. Which is why

we're having a party? The Z teamers know every low-level supervillain in three counties. We track its location. They'll know who has it. Then we kick in some doors, knock some

heads, snatch that shit back, and you'll be Poulsen or whatever in no time. Regardless of how this plays out, thank you both of you. I'm just you know I can't remember the last time someone did something so... Ah! What is wrong with you?

Just get gushy after we find the shit.

So one of the last pings that we got was from a boat over here in Marina del Rey. Which is?

Oh, yachting territory. Why, she's here first. You know much about those guys?

Uh, old money crew of Ascot wearing coke heads. Skylar Arcadia runs it now. Three generations that family's been trying to finger me.

What are they accusing you of?

You're cute.

We're gonna ask you some questions about a piece of tech they moved. But first, I've gotta put on pants.

Aww, what? But then I can't do that.

Yep, right on that. ♪ We'll keep it up, let's be strong, take a shot, let's go One time, one time, let me make you proud One time, and we can't see how we dance Two time, two time, let me make you proud One time, and we can't see how we dance ♪ We're gonna do it again. We're all dead, we're all dead I know we can't see, but we're dead We're all dead, we're all dead It's always to be dead I know we can't see, but we're dead ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ You do understand how projectors work, right?

Felt more dramatic.

And bare walls are a sign of depression.

Why isn't always a warehouse by the docks?

It's where stuff comes in and stuff goes out.

Not a rocket scientist, are you?

No, that was my dad. What kind of security are you dealing with?

That's where it gets tricky.

Shit. what kind of security you're dealing with. location like this is something they would handle downtown. Are you kidding? There's enough firepower in this room to take down a fucking kaiju.

Bunch of drunk-ass z-teamers, please. Y'all wouldn't make it past the front door.

No one's asking you to do a goddamn thing, okay?

Hey, no need for that. We take the day to plan it with someone else will. She's right. They're ready. We're ready. Robert. No. It's not happening.

There's no guarantee it'll be there tomorrow. We need to go now.

She said no! You understand that word or has it got too many fucking syllables for you?

Why don't you go walk your ass around a mall, Grandpa? Heroes are talking.

You are no fucking hero! Whoa! hey! She named you Invisigal, you named yourself Invisibitch, and you had it fucking right.

Chase, you're drunk. You need to stop talking.

You want to get people hurt, get people fucking killed, then you need to go back to the team where you belong.

Chase, that's enough.

This is crazy.

She thinks she's like you but she's not. Robert doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers, putting his life on the line to make up for assholes like you. He doesn't need to be Mecha Man to be a hero.

Chase, please.

Wait, Robert's Mecha Man?

You're playing them, you're playing yourself. You think you're invisible, but I fucking see you.

You don't know anything about me.

I know you're a liar, criminal, I know you're fucking dangerous. What else do I need to know? There. Now I know you're a coward.

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

Vincy, wait!

That was a nice hovercord. That bitch sent his ass airborne. How are you not dead?

Chase,

are you alright?

That's enough for tonight. I'm sorry this turned into... whatever just happened. Anyone who utters one word about what happened tonight fucking answers to me. Got it?

Drizzy girl, look-

What up? Like the frogs. From that thing, you know? Oh Are you in timeout cuz you told all my co-workers my secret identity Thought you went home Came back to apologize all these goddamn apartments look the same I got watching us from the balcony walked walked into his house thinking it was yours.

Sorry about that.

Fuck you!

Hey, he said he was sorry.

Well, fuck you too!

Okay, let's just...

You sure this ain't vodka? She told you? Made quite a first impression. Didn't know you were into spitting in people's mouths. Kinky shit. It's that internet somehow made sex boring. Okay, now you sound how you look.

Another thing I can't do anymore.

Fuck.

Maybe it's why I say the word so much. Ah. Sorry, Chase. I hadn't thought about that. I had a pretty good run. You ever think about why we do what we do?

Help people.

Put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt.

I don't know.

Sour my heart, I guess. And here you are trying to rewire a bunch of criminals. That first week, busy. I was gonna walk off the team. You know, she's feeling low. Talking about how she was born with powers that always meant she'd end up as a villain. Like he was... fated. So, obviously I gave her the pep talk,

you know. Like, that's all bullshit. You make up your own fate, yada yada. I don't even remember what I said, but I do remember thinking...

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that must have been hard. Like, if I didn't have you, you know, and my dad, where would I have ended up? You were always good. That was always in you. That's what makes us different from a thief like her.

Oh, come on.

You've stolen things too. What? You racist motherfucker. I never stole a fucking thing in my entire fucking life.

Chase, you've literally stolen things for me.

Oh yeah, but that doesn't count. That was for somebody else. What? You quietly contemplating yeah I guess I hadn't considered some things but I think the answers are out there if you just listen I see why you and beef get along. Oh, where's my guy? Oh, I'm sorry. My poor boy.

That's it. There's my boy. There's my good boy. Who's a good boy? Beef is. I'm gonna go check on the other guys.

Is there a mic on this? Hey!

Hey, can you hear me?

The fuck are you doing?

Oh, not much.

Just looking for your stupid-ass pulse that's somewhere on this big-ass boat.

This one almost dropped her pen in the super-belly group chat, because this place is crawling

with dipshits.

The good news is, they don't know where it is either.

You know who's not good? Jason almost dropped a pin in the super villain group chat, because this place is crawling with dipshits.

Give me that! The good news is, they don't know where it is either.

You know who's not good, beefy boy? You know who's a real pain? Fizzy.

Get out of there now.

Look, you're disappointed, I'm disappointed.

I'm sure Chase will have some shit to talk, but I'm here,

and this is our last chance of getting this thing. Okay, maybe if I can hack into the system I can trace the energy signal. Check the manifest.

Something would be great. Yeah, let's start with something.

That's right. Shit, need a password. Hey, I'm getting a huge energy reading coming from the captain's quarters.

Great.

And I'm supposed to know where that is?

See that tower? The biggest one. It's at the top.

Oh, perfect.

So you want me to cross this active battlefield?

Look, I didn't want you to do any of this shit. I get it.

Okay.

Jesus.

Keep your eyes peeled for invisible. Looks like she might know something we don't. I didn't want you to do any of this

They're on to me. Oh, hey, there's a door to your left Fuck! It's locked! Fine. Feel free to take your time. Just catching up with some old friends. I think I can use this hurry up

Almost got it I'm gonna need a good one.

Follow me, Featherdick! I've got something real cool to show you!

At the tower, do your thing!

Working on it.

Work faster! Do your thing working on it This is the end of the road.

Vizzy, cover your ears.

Is that why birds fly into shit?

Vizzy, look out!

Behind you! Fuck me! How am I supposed to get around that?

Look, hey, just worry about not dying. Fuck me! How am I supposed to get around that?

Look, hey, just worry about not dying. There's still a way around it. Gah!

God, why does the crane have the hardest controls? Don't mind me, just passing through. Fuck me, they're minding me. Now, the crank. Heads up, lights here.

The captain's quarters should be right in front of you.

Tell us where the pulse is, invisibitch, before we go full Pompeii on your ass.

Full Pompeii on my ass?

What kind of threat is that? You gonna give me diarrhea? Wait, no!

That was predictable. Where the fuck is this thing?

Because that's not gonna hold him for long.

It's in the safe. The safe? I don't know how to open a fucking safe.

Fuck. All right, let me see what I can do

I'd say this was excessive but

Hurry up. They're almost through the door the the the So You're welcome. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back.

Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back.

Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'll be right back.

Okay. Okay, so, good job, Bob. Wait, what? I didn't even... Well, apparently you did something, cause it's wide open.

Whatever, job done. Take the win.

Is it in there?

I don't know. Does it look like a little glowy butt plug?

Uh, you know what? I guess it does. Okay.

So, now all you gotta do is sneak past the...

Why did it stop? Holy shit, are they... Robert, what's going on?

I'm here. Just hang on. Trying to get the camera back online.

I see you. You're good, just... take one step at a time.

Invisi-al, stop! Shroud, behind you!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, Vizi, stay calm. Your inhaler is a few feet in front of you, okay? You gotta get to it.

Hey, Vizzy? He's just gonna keep fucking with you, but you don't give up okay busy you gotta fight please busy hey listen

to me you get up get up

keep up no No! Okay, yeah, you're good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh fuck. Where's my keys? Where's my fucking keys?

Hey, wake up. No more. No more fucking this. Please.

Please, please. Please, please.

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