DO NOT Go Fishing in Louisiana

Rare yeah damn damn damn bro get out of the way Tucker I can't see I can't see welcome to voodoo fishing a game where hey Tucker I was told this is a game that accurately represents what it's like to fish in Louisiana and I can officially tell you I will not step foot to fish in Louisiana after playing this check this out. Look what he's got his bucket dude. Check out he's got

Four skulls and a tracer. How much?

$2

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Oh, fishing.

You guys all packed up for a fishing trip or what?

Oh yeah.

I got my beer. that was a crisp one that was a good one I got a quesadilla go I think it's also

irresponsibly eat like four eggs plus I think that's crazy

four eggs is four eggs for an omelet that's like a breakfast meal right there you're cooking eggs wrong if you need more than two eggs bro I'll just say

that's what I'm saying you can literally fill out a massive pan with two eggs you guys just suck at cooking admit it just say No, just literally say it That is so much cholesterol and fat and four eggs. It's insane. You guys are mad because I'm drinking six eggs raw.

And I'm like, you're a human.

Damn right, baby.

Four eggs is like normal for an omelet.

That's absurd.

Make a full meal.

But you are, you have four eggs. It's 280 calories, give or take. Then you're adding a protein along. Your breakfast could end up being 600 calories dude for slices of bacon and and for a needs to optimize You guys are the type of one egg is five grams of fat You can use many eggs you want but I will die on the hill that you don't need more than two to make an omelet

You just don't that's what I'm you literally do not I'll blow your mind with how much egg I can get out of two eggs It's actually insane what I can yield dude dude you don't understand my power of egg cooking well I was a shop I buy stuff you have money yeah Yeah, bye. I'm gonna go see what this is back crabs

Little guys Hey, hey

Hey, I'm gonna fish over here. How do you anyone the hell's wrong with me? Oh there we go? Well, what is that do you see that in the water oh oh oh oh I got him oh I got scroll careful now careful now you gotta be careful with your fish boy oh hey guys I got a red slimer up here I got a red slime it is a good fishing spot here Wait, is that thing gone? That thing is gone. Hey Tucker grab your grab your cooler. Come on

Look see what says there ignore that because we can't read anyway, we're dolls Are you here to fish or get angles fucking Spielberg over here goddamn get your rod out, dude I mean my quesadilla All I'm saying is four eggs is way too much We'll go check for a new fishing spot, bro. Something about this give me a good- All right, I'm just gonna fish up here. I'm gonna continue to fish up here. I think that's my play. Yeah, I'm just gonna stay right here I think

Okay, I'm gonna Just gonna go back to the dark. Hey guys What I befriended a local in Louisiana you want to meet him? Let's go meet the local. Local crawfish enjoyer right over here.

Look at this guy. I know how to calm him down. I know how to calm him down. Crawfish ball. Crawfish ball. Why he going higher?

Where he going? Is he about to attack?

He about to strike dog. He about to strike dude. Where's he going? I like the vibe over here man.

Something about it.

Ah shit.

How do you cast better?

I think you need a better rod.

Oh this is the max? Ah ok. Be careful jumping over gaps and stuff. There's little things that will grab you out of midair. Oh really? Yeah you want me me to here I'll show you see oh yeah that guy so if you try and jump over him you gonna snatch you that's just what it's

like in Louisiana you know boy okay I mean you can jump over

What the hell

What is this I'm going in I'm dumb

So 15 pounds of swamp now!

Hell yeah, brother!

So the egg works here, and the hot dog works here.

Egg, you say?

The egg and the hot dog, like,

How many eggs are you using to fish?

I'm only using one egg. One egg? That's so efficient. Wow, one egg for a bait? That makes so much sense. Now now if you wanted to make it

This guy's kicking he's kicking he's kicking Whoa, come on little buddy. Come on. Come on now. Yeah swamp dog. I got one What you want no shy you

What the frick is this little guy he's sucking on my little freaky finger bro Finger bro What just happened to me bro, what just happened I just got Dude I I'm so confused bro Look at this little freak. Look at this little freak fish. Little freak ass fish. Mud muncher dude. That's gotta be racist, right? How's the fishing going? Alright, see ya. He ate my fucking glizzy.

How much is the glizzy?

A dollar?

Oh yeah, I think it was a dollar.

You piece of garbage, he got my shit too, bro! Yeah, I'll be looking down, but I got a big ass uniform going.

God!

Who is this fat fuck? He keeps getting me too, bro. Let's get him, let's get him, let's get him. Lock in, lock in. Get all this fish, Flom, holy shit. He's back, he's back.

I got him, Flom, I got him.

Oh, he's a quick one. Oh my God.

Record time on that guy.

Oh my God, bro.

You're gonna have to re-roll,

you're gonna have to re-buy.

I had to, bro.

Oh.

Bro, bro.

Oh, bro. fast Bobby's to find a problem getting all the fucking hook you're due bro we haven't caught a fish don't tell me it just broke you mean this Mike always just refuses to let him yell dude it's so funny I got a sandy daddy. What the hell? Randy daddy, where is it caught a bicycle in my?

Tricycle do what do you know?

Let me see your lobster. You like what is that thing? Is it man? It's malaria season again, bro Everyone cover your ass bro. Get your nets on bro. What look at that thing?

Coming over slowly targeting flop Bro get your nets on bro. What look at that thing?

Targeting

Come here come here bitch

What's going on what's going on why are you looking up did you just get raptured we do just lose I know I'm trying to relax here and I'm really oh my god thank you Oh, hey, oh Y'all see this thing

Boys you know where I could take my six crawfish that have strangely wiggly arms These little guys are so excited. They're so excited to get bored alive.

Look at them.

We can't wait to turn red.

That's what they say.

And that's what they say.

And we can't wait to scream and boil alive. We're so excited to do it.

Do you real or you just pull?

Real and put the direction.

Yeah, that's what I'd be doing, dog. I swear that shit do not work though. You know I mean and it's gone just like that like I am literally I am literally trying Guys what do we do hide behind flom that was my plan why why are we hiding behind me no reason? Oh

He's back

Aiming at me

No, no, he's looking at me. I'm just gonna leave him

Hey Tucker? I miss those little little thumb sucker guys. I'm gonna go get them on top of the rock. Yeah, you wanna bring them bad boys back? Okay, I'm not gonna fish on top of the rock. I've decided not to do that.

Yeah, because you're gonna break it, huh?

No, I'm just, something's come up in my plans. I think I'm just gonna come up, I'm just gonna... I think if you move on too fast from things that you don't appreciate enough, you can, you know, life can lead you the wrong way. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I did read that on a card once I got from my mom yeah I think I think I think sometimes you just need to reevaluate what you have and appreciate what it is because if you move too fast and try to go up the ladder you don't get got you know something so I'm gonna get you

Bobby Boucher thing we got going on remember when you remember when Bobby

Boucher showed up at halftime in the mud dog wonder bubble ball Rare yeah, damn damn damn bro. Get out of the way Tucker. I can't see I can't see

I'm gonna lose him. I'm gonna lose a boy. Oh

He's so far that thing was fighting me boy, I had no chance on that guy. I didn't lose anything, but how'd you die? Skeeter little skeeter. Oh, I got you snuck up on you What happened buddy Fell off the pier took up on me. Yeah, I don't think the pier can sneak up on you I think the pier is where it is

No, I don't think that's a valid excuse on you. I think the pier is where it is. Out of nowhere.

No, I don't think that's a valid excuse. I think you gotta be careful. Buying a rod! Wait, should I buy this one or should I save a 50?

I'm buying it.

Shut the hell up.

Maaaaan.

Finally, rod upgrade. It's not even that much different. Oh my god, oh my god, he's beating your ass Oh

That's that's what that guy looked like he was bigger though

What's that one called have you fished that one before

All right cool, bro, I. Just talking to a fucking wall here. Hold on, hold on!

Fuck!

Hahaha

Maybe you would've answered.

Bro, I was locked in, man!

Oh my god. Oh my god, look at this thing. Look at this fucking thing, dude. Look at this thing.

Look at this fucking thing. Holy crap, dude. We got a freckled grindy, dude. This might be the spot This might be it right here. I ain't telling anybody. I'm gatekeeping. I'm gatekeeping this shit. Oh, I'm gatekeeping. Oh my god, bro. All that work? Watch. Tell you right now $4.46. I'm telling you right now

$4.46 okay we're good all right for 46 holy crap $10 hold a crap $10 we're going back that spot see ya I'm gonna follow you no you're not see me like we're playing the game together at this point we're just kind of fishing on our own I don't even know what my editor gonna do with this one, bro Yeah fish off the edge dude

Yeah, you survive yeah, I'm'm alright. There's no fall damage Hmm man, that's sad. I'm gonna be real if I don't get if I don't get a bite within five seconds I start to freak out. Oh

Oh my god, is that a slowpoke? Peckish. Oh my god. Look at these things these things dude how are we gonna get out of here can we go back I'm gonna make a jump I'm good oh I Maybe you said to jump a little further and like kind of get near him, but not exactly like right next to him You know I'm saying hold on let me Evaluate just tuck her jump right in if I feel like if I jump all the way to the right here. I'll be alright Let's try it

Man he's gonna be upset when he sees that he comes back here he's gonna be real upset incredible call that for ten dollars dude this

game is so grindy holy shit ok see my yeah your thing's here

no I can't get it

Well, it looks like you're fishing here man

Okay guys, I'll let you in on a secret follow me I came back with a with a cooler worth $45 from here I just didn't tell anyone because I was gatekeeping all right right here pull up all right this is spot right here this is the spot this is the spot right here what kind of what kind of bait are you I just use whatever dog I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you is it tables are hot tables are hot there we go baby Come on now I Say that's it. All right a little starter with swamp dogs. All right. It's all right. They'd be coming. They'd be coming waiting for my bite

Yeah, they'll come just give me a sec

And you guys are super unlucky bro, I don't have to tell you bro. I don't have to tell you man. I don't have to tell you man.

Sometimes luck of the draw, you know what I mean?

Watch this.

Boom!

Blind clava, 11.5 rare fish. Look at that, look at that shit. This is a spot right here, I'm telling you bro. It's all about how you act around the fishing hole, you know? Okay, okay. hole you know okay I don't need I don't need the fish bro I'm not yeah see that's a swamp dog that's a swamp dog but it's alright I found a trike all right swamp

dog 12 pounds get that shit back in the water get out of my fucking face dude I wanna run these back come on man Tony Ross bought this this whole bucket worth $30 at least

What'd I say at least $20 what did I say?

What did I say? I said that right? So $20 this whole bucket worth $20 at least

I'm done I'm done.

What'd you get? Skull.

Hey, what have you been doing here since I last came?

Bro is haunted. Tch. Oh, fuck.

Ah!

Huh.

Tucker! Tucker!

Your family down there.

What?

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

I swear I don't know nothing about that!

You're never gonna believe this.

Tch. Tch.

Tch.

I changed my bait!

Oh, no, it's just a trike this time wait what more heads in a tricycle Look what Tucker's got check this out. Look what he's got his bucket dude. Check out. He's got his Four skulls in a tracer how much dollars all right Tucker listen this is how much mine is worth I got I don't know what they are but I'll tell you how much they're worth $22 five pounds Slim Did I put this in your bucket?

I'm gonna try and throw it in there. Okay. Sh- Did you- Did you- Did you-

I don't think that worked.

No, it didn't.

It worked?

He's just sitting on the fucking dock. Can you grab that one? fishing dog you don't know what he's doing so I'm just giving him fish. I don't even remember what I put in this.

Four and a half pound grendel going up.

Holy shit.

Whoa!

I got it! I got it!

Way out there.

I got a long ass line for this one but.

This one is not giving up.

Damn!

It's the same exact kind of fish. I'm not even kidding.

I'm not giving up. Damn! It's the same exact kind of fish that was...

It was a common.

It was a common that fuckin'...

I'm pretty sure that did all that. Dude, that is fucking insane. How big was that thing

thought if I thought if I like ran around it you know it would be like oh only this guy's here now so I'll get him you hear me no I didn't hear I didn't know you were here what happened to you I was walking this way and then I saw a mosquito and then I led him all the way behind you and I tried to run out of the way at the last second to get around and he'd only aggro on you he picked the way behind you and I tried to run out of the way at the last second to get around it He'd only aggro on you. He picked my ass up bro, and I screamed so loud I thought you would've hurt me

I did not, no I don't think I hurt you at all I would've fucking hated you because I got my red, my rare lures. Oh fuck you, you deserve that

Alright I think I've had enough fishing Alright I think I've had enough fishing

Definitely the last clip for me is when I was trying to kill you with a mosquito, bro. That was embarrassing