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Hey babe. Hey. How was your day? Well started one of my periods and a kid just right off the bat it's stinking here! Immediate response. Y'all should shower. Response back. I do shower my response back with soap and then they just get blank stares and one kid goes I have 72 hour deodorant. That's not the end of his statement. I have 72 hour deodorant so I'm good for like four days. I said, I go wait, wait, wait, how does this, can you explain that? And he goes, yeah I would put 72 hour deodorant on every four days.
And I'm like, okay so do you see a problem with that? And they're like, then I get interrupted because another kid out of nowhere just goes he turns to another kid angrily and he goes stop calling me daddy and I'm like what and he looks at me like it's not a big deal and oh gosh where does the conversation go after that he goes four days yeah he goes he goes he goes 72 hour Dio for my four day Bio. I'm like okay hold on first person that raises their hand with a phone in their pocket
gets to get their phone out. Girl open up phone. Can you put in you said 72 hour right? He goes yeah go 72 and then every four days I say can you divide that by 24 hours? And then tell me what the whole number is. And she goes, three. And I look at him and it still didn't click.
Oh no!
And then I go, okay, so if we take 24 hours in a day and take 72 hour deodorant, it should say three day deodorant. And then you can see it clicked for him but instead he goes, his immediate response, he just switches and goes, Mr. Smith if I rub he goes, his immediate response, he just switches and goes, Mr. Smith if I rub
your head how many wishes do I get?
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