Do you know your mother's age?#shorts

Do you know your mom's age?

31.

28.

43.

That's a combination to the padlock on the shed.

I was looking through old photographs,

and I figured out how old she is.

Does she qualify for a jazzy chair?

She does.

Hey, Mom. Me and the boys have some exciting news to share.

We figured out how old you are.

I came across this old photo. That baby is you. That particular model was only in production for one year before it was discontinued. That year was 1927. So, Grandma, you are 69 years old.

Hmm.

六十几岁的少女。 This means that you can get a motorized wheelchair for free!

Can I help you folks with anything?

One new wheelchair for our Grandma.

And this pin cane, please.

Uh, she qualifies for a free Jazzy power chair. We don't have a birth certificate for her, but my son has proof that she's over 65.

Oh, no, no need. I can tell just by looking at her. She's obviously old enough. I'll just, uh, get a Polaroid of her face to send to the insurance company. I'm sure they'll approve the application.

Say cheese! Say cheese!

先生, 你把我变了你的敌人。