Call me thief of staff, it's time to talk about Donald Trump's L's for the week.Nobody cared about your whiny, loser, bitch boy speech.The major news networks didn't even interrupt their regularly scheduled programming to air it.
This is a speech in which you said that the Democrats are so good at cheating that you couldn't find any evidence of them cheating because they're so good at cheating.
My favorite thing to come out of this speech is your own election denier staff making statements to the press afterwards saying the intelligence community has zero evidence that a foreign power changed any votes and having to be shuffled off screen by other staffers.The documents you release that say support your argument don't say anything that you said, but they do say that Russia tried to get you elected over Biden, so thanks for that.The documents also show that those fake voters that you identified are actually just dead people who hadn't been removed from the voter rolls yet.You notice anything about these states where you claim all these fake voters are?I do.Anyway, the Postal Service has confirmed that they will not be enforcing your dumb executive order about mail -in ballots.
You're now over 14 in voter roll lawsuits.Virginia, we're not giving you that.I will remind you that most of the judges in these cases, who are like, ew, are Republicans appointed by you or Bush.Companies have gotten their $71 billion in tariff refunds, but is the consumer seeing any of that?No, because companies are now having to use it to offset inflation caused by your dumb war.Unemployment is consistently rising for young people, both with and without college degrees.
No amount of listening to Joe Rogan is going to get those folks back for you.Sorry.The Arkansas Statehouse passed a bunch of laws limiting the citizens' ability to pass ballot initiatives, and a judge was like, Ew.No.Anyway, your statehouses are super important.Thanks.
If you go to tinyurl .com slash y 'all vote the south, you can give to Arkansas candidates working to flip the statehouse in that state.The Secret Service thinks that J .D.Vance is a giant chud.He keeps making them use helicopters to fly his kid to golf lessons.
Golf.This is a social climber who will never understand.outrun the fact that his mama sold him for a perk.Everybody likes China more than us.Yeah, this guy, not you.We're gonna flip a bunch of state houses.
We're gonna do that, because you're the worst.That's just, thanks.House Democrats have raised more money in competitive seats than some Senate Republicans.Senate.Those races are so expensive.More Georgians identify as Democrats than Republicans for the first time ever.
In Fox News polling history, Democrat Faye Thomas, hi Faye, flipped a mayor's seat in South Carolina in a county that Trump won by three points.Oh, and what's this?Your social climber is out here completely undermining your claims about what's going to happen after the midterms?Could it be he has absolutely no loyalty to you as a person?Oh, and the Wisconsin Election Commission has referred Elon Musk for criminal charges to the DA for election interference.Cool.
It's okay, babe.I'm sure major news networks deciding not to cover an address from the president is a sign of super strength on your part.Just super strong.
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