Don’t Let The Skinwalkers In… [Shift At Midnight]

Let's lock in.Shift at midnight chat.We played the demo about a year ago.Now the full game is finally out.I've been told that it's good.It has a lot of good reviews.

It's only been out a day and it has like a thousand positive reviews, which is crazy for an indie horror.You remember wandering into the animal shelter that day just to have a look?Oh my God, do I get to pick a pet?Wait, what?This was not in the original.You remember wandering into the animal shelter that day to just have a look?

I get a dog, a tinier dog, a cat, or a duck.I'm thinking the duck or the kitty.I do love dogs.Dogs are our number one animal.I don't know.These dogs don't look very cute.

I kind of want the duck.This one wouldn't leave me alone.Eventually I gave in.It was called, oh my God, I get to name it.Dude, that's going to be so much funnier.I'm in a horror game and there's a duck protecting me.

That's so much funnier than a dog.The duck just lives in the store with me.Oh, you got to name him Eugene Blumpkin.Eugene Blumpkin.It's a goose?Looks like a duck.

Oh, is it a goose?Okay, it's a goose.Ah, fuck, I should have changed it.Then it was good for a while.There were quiet nights on the couch.Soft, sleepy, breathing beside you.

Just you and Eugene Blumpkin.A terrifying race people are calling doppelganger.If only the good times could have lasted longer.Ongoing treatment is possible, but it won't be cheap.Oh my god, my duck's sick?The only place hiring was dangerous, but you don't need to stay here for long.

Just until Eugene Blumpkin's feeling better.I'm shootin' the duck in the fuckin' hat.Or the goose.If I have to work at a place that is potentially having me get mauled to death by doppelgangers so I could save the goose, the goose is getting killed, okay?We're gonna eat him on Thanksgiving Day, it's gonna be a little twist.Just kidding, it's not turkey this year.

It's actually Eugene.Story mode, 13, 13 shifts?With a mix of fixed story events and randomly generated nights.Oh my god.I gotta run 13 shifts, that's why this game's four hours fucking long.America 1993.

Does he come to work with me?How to play.Hi, I'm Greg.Hi, I'm Greg.Throughout the night, you'll get customers.You must figure out whether or not they're doppelgangers.

To detect doppelgangers, use the computer database.Oh, the database always shows correct verified information.Question customers to determine if they're doppelgangers.This person has one arm.No, you see my arm actually grew back two days ago.No, then you shoot them in the face.

Discuss with your friends, decide if the customer is a doppelganger.I know how doppelganger games work, okay?I played the zombie outbreak game.I played, what was that Russian one where you check people's papers to see if they have cocaine in their tires and then you shoot them in the face?What's that one?Contraband Police.

I've played No, I'm Not a Human.And I've played, what's the one with the hazmat person?2D game, itch game, itch .io.What's it called not papers, please.Also, I I don't think I played papers, please.

That's not my neighbor So i'm an expert on these games.If you are notified that a doppelganger left the store, you better board up lay traps and hide Okay head inside today's objective read the instructions on the notice board.Why does that have an exclamation point by it?Oh my god some tokens.Are these little collectibles?coins that I could use to spend on certain enough things or other items?

How fun how fun and enjoyable?Maybe I'll be able to get a little wallpaper.I don't want to hide in that that doesn't make me very happy Could there be things that crawl through the vents?Oh my god.I'm just making money I already have enough to save my goose employee to do use trash bags to throw out the limbs in the storage room What?Use trash bags to throw out the limbs in the storage room, mop the blood, restock the shelves.

That was not a limb.Little coin, another sneaky coin, another sneaky coin, and how about another?All right, what do I do with this trash bag now?Oh, I gotta go throw it in the trash outside.Bro, there's coins scattered all around.I feel like it's fucking Easter.

You must take the trash out of the dumpster.Oh, I feel like it's Easter day, dude.All I remember in, I haven't played this game in a year, so all I remember in the demo is that obviously there's doppelgangers.And I remember there was some Slenderman figure that would watch me and get closer every night.I wasn't a big fan of him.I'm hoping he doesn't make a return here.

Let's go mop up the blood.Beautiful.I go dunk it in here.Put it back.Restock the shelves.Easy.

Can I get rid of that?Why is that there?Is that just to fuck me up if I walk through the door?drag the products to their specific places.Oh god Why do we have this many different items on one shelf?Oh pure efficiency chat I mean sorting simulator 101 I gotta remember not to run into that cobweb then all will be well shelf stopped What do I do with this read the instruction of the checkout counter?

We'll leave that in there close the door close that door.I have to board up the walls What was the other game we played where I worked at a store where people would come knocking on the door?I've played like very similar games to this.I don't like how big this store is.There's many hiding places, which is good though.I kind of want to collect all the coins.

Let it replace you.Rather not.Oh, there's a creepy generator out back.I'm gathering my bearings.Hellmart.Hellmart was a good one.

I remember this game being probably equally as good.Today's revenue already 330.Wait, is that the tokens that I'm getting?No, I'm just gathering tokens.What the fuck do I do with these tokens?Why am I so hyper fixated on this?

They're everywhere.I feel like it's an easter egg on customer interrogation scan their ID to Open the real person's profile on the computer question them about the details the computer database always holds verified info trust it if you spot any inconsistencies or blatant lies locate the gun underneath the counter and shoot understandable very simple very simple my first customer is he shirtless He's just, oh, sir, I need to, you can't grab, I need to talk to you first.Oh no, you obviously want to buy an item from me.Hell no, you must be the new night clerk.Welcome to the graveyard shift, my friend.Name's Clyde.

It's probably a little daunting, huh?No worries!Let me give you a rundown on how it's done.First, scan my ID on the counter.What if I just shoot him in the fucking face right now?I'm not gonna do that.

Where's your ID?Todd Dawson.Now check the computer.He's a sheriff.Often in uniform, visible in ID photo, often wears glasses.1939.

Not sure what to say, sorry bud.Oh, I could question him about certain things.Like, does it look like...It's 1993, so does he look like late 50s?I would say so.Often wears glasses, everything else checks out.

Oh my God, I could search people too?Ask me anything, my friend.My head.I haven't lost it again, have I?Ha ha ha ha.Just washed him last night.

Good luck finding me out a uniform.My limbs, 250 pounds of pure muscle.Ha ha ha ha ha.Doubt it.Oh, I gotta question his occupation.Where do I do that?

My occupation sheriff of the best town in the West except the transaction and then we just check him out.It's that simple Okay, understandable understandable simple enough.So I just have to scan the individual customers IDs interview them Make sure they're human go from there.Now if I was a gambling man, I would say that this woman's probably going to be Non -human seeing that the sheriff just told me what a human looks like.This is gonna be a test.Hey there Long night at the hospital, just need to grab a few things and head home.

Wear your glasses, Bonnie.Wear your glasses, Bonnie.You're a nurse, you say.Why are you bald?Yeah, I keep it shaved.Easier that way.

No time to fuss with hair when you're running around a hospital.Fair, fair, fair, fair.Often wears glasses.Where are they?Oh yeah, my reading glasses.I took them off before heading in here.

Hmm, hmm, okay, okay.Checks out, checks out.Only thing I'm gonna check is her birth date, 1967.Why am I four, why am I 4 .9 stars?Link 030.I had a great experience in the store.

Who the fuck is Link?I only had one guy in the store thus far.Is that the dude?We'll bag your shit.You're safe.$20!

We're making so much money right now.Deliveries arrived.Open the bloating bay.I didn't order anything.Is this a trick?Oh, I got a coin.

Another token!Dude, I mean, have some fucking respect, you piece of shit.This is my business I'm running, and you just dumped everything on the ground?What if there were - What if there were perishable goods in there?What if there were things that would break?

Hey, man, I'm just down the road from your store.My car won't start and I really need a hand getting it running again.Can you come out and help me?

Can I bring the gun?Can.

I'm letting you know right now he's getting blasted in the fucking face if he steps to me. I haven't even - What the hell is this shit?!

It's gone.What is it?Guns jammed.Are you fucking - Now it's not.What are the odds?Hey dick, if you're that fucking doppelganger that just ran at me, I'm letting you know you're getting DOOMED.

Why is my health low now?Oh my god, they can talk to me like regular people.Oh my god, a token.Hey man, just grabbing some stuff real quick, no big deal.Oh!I was just - Oh my god, I gotta put the gun away.

I gotta put the gun away.Oh, I'm so sorry ma 'am.I don't know if that was a person or not.I don't know if that was a person or not.I'm so sorry.I, I, I was pressing, uh, Julieta.

Yeah, give me a minute, ma 'am.I'm sorry.I just gotta clean up these.Oh God, there's just limbs everywhere.I didn't mean to, it was an accident.I was just trying to click through the dialogue and I ended up, left click also happens to be shoot.

So, you know, common misconception or misinput rather.Sorry.Do you think that was a person or a doppelganger?If she's a doppelganger, I think that guy was a real person and I just killed a human.Wait, oh, sorry, ma 'am.Sorry, ma 'am.

I have to clean up the blood on the floor too.It's real dirty here sometimes.Ketchup stains.Here we are.All right.How you doing?

Let me read your ID.Julietta Granger.You're a plumber.Yeah, I've been a flight attendant for three years.You're dirty from work?I'm a flight attendant.

Why would I be dirty?

Oh my God.Oh my God.No.

the first guy was a human.Oh my god.I just fucking killed an innocent man. I killed an innocent man.Oh, fuck.That was a person.I mean, that was a doppelganger.

At least we got that one right.

Good evening.Just grabbing a few things before heading back on the road.

Bro, I gotta go take this trash out real quick, big dog.Sorry, we gotta dispose of a dead body.See, that's the shit I'm talking about.Who the fuck is this?Yo, dick.Who is that?

Shoot him?One minute.Yeah, get the fuck out of here!Can I clean up the blood on the side of the walls outside?It's really, it's just, it's making the whole business look a lot less professional.That's the blood for you, sir.

How you doing today?I know you're, you gotta get back on the road.You look like a busy man.You're very tall.Muscular, some would say.No, I've been taking forever.

Kevin Larson.

I work in insurance.

Claims, mostly.It's not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills.Often in formal wear.Just shirt and tie, always professional.You're very tall, that is true.1957, checks out.

Could I ask you... about your movements.I'm a little tired, that's all.This guy's a person.See you later, big dog.Have a good one.$65 today.

Should I restock the shelves while these people are here?Is that, like, dumb to do?I'm gonna restock.I don't know if that's safe.You're gonna have to give me a minute, man. I'm doing a job real quick.Apparently this is just a rabbit hole of infinite items because this box has every single thing this store needs, which I kind of love.

Olive oil and hot sauce.Bartholomew, good evening.

I have exact change which should optimize this transaction.

You know, I don't like that, actually.Can I say that?Can I air that out to you, Bartholomew, real quick?You telling me you have exact change is really no concern for me because I'd rather you just give me cash and me give you change in return.Electronic store assistant.Nerd!

Sorry.I handle circuitry issues and software setup, among other responsibilities.Slight acne.Asking about his acne.It's perfectly normal.Sebaceous overactivity.

forward head posture extended seated tasks to encourage forward positioning it is now my baseline he's real he's a real person your shift is done clean up any messes head to the head to the bus oh so i go home my god wait what is this what is this cobra cola throw to lure enemies into traps but now i only have 29 of themDon't I have to clock out?I think I could just leave.I already cleaned up everything and I was restocking mid -shift.Get the fuck out of here real quick.See ya.

What a wonderful first day on the job.Store revenue, 93 .10.No humans killed!No humans killed!Wait!That guy was an imposter.

So we were right.Oh my god, I got lucky.What a fucking easy misfire.Two days remain until Eugene Blumkin's next medical bills due.When can he come to work with me?I wanna see Eugene.

Oh, and it shows me the customers.Doppelganger.Oh, oh my God, I wanted to read about the doppelgangers.It said the real one something.New night, check the notice board.Another coin.

Oh my God, more coins.So many tokens, they respawn?Notice board.Joe's Diner burnt down.The once beloved Joe's Diner has been burnt down.$35.

I didn't check the notice board over here.Oh, fuck now, who is this?Why is he frowning face with a plant emoji over his head?What does that mean?Shop, extra HP, an ATM.30 decor points.

Oh, he doesn't like the decor.

Let's add an atm three impact nades and a med kit Do I am I still at 70 health got it?100.

Fuck you one, huh?

RetiredRetired and living the dream.Where's your mustache?Shut up and bring me up already.He's just drunk.I feel like if they're acting drunk, they're like most certainly a human.

Is that crazy to say?I feel like a doppelganger wouldn't act drunk.They're all upset about the decor.Don't worry, I'll get an ATM, which will definitely spice up the place.Throw that down in the corner over here.Do you like the decor points?

Are you happy now?Oh, look at him.You all right, mate?Just these.Cheers.He's a doppelganger, certain of it.

What am I supposed to do with these boards?Should I, like, have these?I feel like I should have these, like, near me at all times.Or do I board up if somebody's about to intrude?Like, should I have things boarded up now or later?I'm gonna have them scattered around.

I have bear traps, too.I remember there's, like, a hunt.Like, if I fuck up, it tries to kill me. I'm just gonna scatter them around in, like, useful areas.Baron Dean, beekeeper.Bit of a dying trade for a dying species.Somebody's got a crack on.

That just, like, doesn't look like him.

You asking about the hair?

Grew back, didn't it?Human photosynthesis.Proper miracle, that.Okay, if you had said you had gone to Turkey for a hair transplant, I would have let you live.But you're a piece of fucking shit liar because your bald ass is not growing back.The fuck out of here.

Bald as shit.You have male pattern baldness.You think that just randomly fixes itself?

Oh, well, I started using minoxidil.Oh, well, I started using a treatment plan of minoxidil.

will that fucker kill me if i let him come out here good evening uneventful night i hope nah i just shot somebody so you know you can call that whatever you want he was real well maybe he should have been more honest about his fucking uh his toupee you know that would have been probably saving both of us some time and energy because now i had to clean up all his blood off the floor and he's dead now so anita varma Lawyer, mostly corporate, sometimes civil, depends who's paying.Often has bags under her eyes.Yeah, I don't sleep much, comes with the job.1960s, so she's 20, or she's 33.Hair dyed dark red, that's true.I mean, I don't know, I think she looks normal.

I think she looks normal.She has like blood on her shirt, but that also might be from me.Your clothes.Can I ask you about the stain?I just spilled some coffee this morning.That's a lot of coffee to spill on your chest.

That's a little suspicious, isn't it?How do you like me to answer that, valid?I don't know.Is it worth killing her?I would say no.Unless she like killed the other person.

Store generator's been tampered with.Okay, well that's like really like awkwardly bad.Somebody's gonna be in the store.Hell no.Hell no.Hell no.

Hell no.

God, what the fuck was that?

This is a person pretending to be me.They're like nine feet tall.What was that?Oh my God, the blood's everywhere.Okay, that scared the actual piss out of me. I needed six to...Bro, I think I'm hearing moaning in the store.

Oh, vents will eject you if you stay in there too long.I was like, what is that?Evening, busy night.Bro, am I crazy or am I hearing like weird noises right now?I'm hearing like goop.Check the bathroom.

Shit, it's getting scary.Linda Carver, she is red and she, or not red, she is green and blue eyes.Yeah, similar to your job, except the whole killing people thing.We've got net grunts who hang around our store to deal with that stuff.They're not the nicest people.Heterochromia, yes, she has different colored eyes.

Red hand tattooed on her left hand, or red heart tattooed.I've got it right here.Where?I'm gonna go stock up the store.Who the fuck is that?That guy looks weird as shit.

I'm not trusting anybody in this damn store.What else needs to be stocked?Already full.Here.Water.It was on the wrong hand?

Stop, deadass.Wait, so am I gonna die?Hey, tired from a long shift at the local diner, probably.That was her right hand?No, that was her right hand.Did it say tattoo on left hand?

I need to look her up.What was her name?What was her name?Linda.Oh, it was on her right hand.Fuck.

Idiot.Working at the local diner.That shit don't exist anymore.Joe's Diner.I read that in the beginning, buddy.Get the fuck out of here.

Long shift at the diner.Are we in a universe where there are magic elves or...Like, what's up with that?Bro, like, what happens if he gets this close?Like, what happens?He's getting closer every time.

Bro, are you gonna pick something?Or is he stealing?I'm so serious, I'm hearing...

Are you not hearing that?

Where is that?

Hello, I am Norbert.

Is that all for today?Yes, just these items.Of course, I will scan these items right away for you.Why, thank you.For a handsome customer like you, no problem at all.Hello, officer.

Sorry, I'm...Sorry, it's just a long day.We're just cleaning up some slight messes here.Nothing to be concerned about.Norbit, did it drop any human remains?

Make it quick.I've got net business to deal with.

Ryan Hull, 1967 Non -Human Eradication Task Force.

We're the reason those doppelgangers ever ripped you apart.Yeah, you should be grateful.

Buddy thinks he's badass.Okay, okay.I let a doppelganger in.That's awesome.That's totally chill and everything.Yeah, let's just set up real quick in case this thing decides to come inside.

Lay traps, barricade doors, get a weapon from the door.room get a weapon from the storage room.Oh my god More weapons to be purchased at the shop computer.I can't purchase at the shop computer.Oh my god I need to buy better weapons.You're fucking lying.

I don't have anything else.Um, everything's boarded.Everything's boarded, right?And now I just what do I do now?Do I hide hold up?Let me clean up the stain real quick before the monster comes in gonna look presentable deal damage or hide from the enemy until YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASS!

OH MY GOD!KILL HIS ASS, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

Alright, well, we just gotta not have that happen again.Your ships is done, clean up the messes.Okay.Bro, that was scary as fuck.Ugh, oh my god.Upgrade your gun?

I didn't know I could.I feel like tomorrow, I don't know if I can check the computer now.I'll upgrade as much as I'm able to.I think everything's restocked.Throw that here.Oh my god, that was terrifying.

Nah, I can't look at the computer right now.Oh, I can pick these up though.Oh my god, but they break all the boards.Do I have to re -buy those?I have to rebuy those with the money I make.Okay.

Oh, wait, I don't know if I cleaned up messes.I think I did.I don't think that thing really bleeds.Reusable?Yeah, the boards aren't reusable.Fucker out here.

Like, I don't understand what that thing is.Damn, bro.Look at all these weapons I could own.Is that just like an LMG?Oh my God, I could have had dual pistols.I could have cycled.

That would have been the method.He gets closer every time you let in a doppelganger.But does that carry over day to day?Guess?No.Oh, it says no human.

Okay, no humans killed, but I let a doppelganger in.One day remains until his medicine bills due.I only have $38.How much is his medicine?Official warning from NET.

45 years ago, the infamous serial killer known as The Dentist roamed Midnight Town, killing victims by ripping their jaws off.Government authorities confirmed new reports of a tall, emaciated figure matching the description of the same killer that died 40 years ago.Witnesses describe a slack, broken jaw, white, bloody, bandaged hands and cracking skin.It follows the same method of killing as the original, dentists removing the victim's jaw from their skull.

If you see it, do not hide, do not peek, and do not look back.Run until your legs no longer obey you.So if I see this bloodied creature just run away, this is the guy in the back?Should you successfully flee, contact your loved ones while you still can.Witnesses who managed to escape it are all found dead no more than a week later Her tattoo was on her left hand.This one was on the right.

Yeah, we gotta look very specific He provided a fake ID since you have yielded no results Norbert was the most obvious fucking narc of all time that motherfucker that motherfucker was an imposter the second he was foundDude, he was a literal, he was a gnome.He was a gnome creature.It's a new night, check the notice board.A small leaping creature that highly resembles children's dolls has been spotted around the entity.Extremely vulnerable to bludgeon attacks.

An eight -legged hostile monstrosity observed targeting establishments that failed to correctly identify.We saw that.Dude, what can I buy from this store?I have $159.I can't buy weapons.Oh, I could refresh shop every day.

I could buy a landmine, flamethrower...I kinda want the shotgun.Goes into the emergency arsenal, deals fire damage, limited ammo, replenishes every shift.Save for the flamethrower?I could buy the flamethrower right now.I feel like extra HP forever is better though.

Oh my god, I don't have enough money.I might be able to buy it later.Hi.Sorry, what did that say?Sorry if I'm a bit out of it.Got off a late shift rebuilding a carburetor.

Rebuilding a carburetor, you say?We'll fact check that in a minute here.One moment, ma 'am.Sorry.I'm trying to accept this delivery we got going on.Put up this cool, sick poster we have.

Promote our business.Right here.Enter text, Midnight Mart.What should I type?What is that noise?I'm hearing a monster real quick.

Oh my God!Bro, they get that close?

Is that the dentist?That wasn't a dentist, that was just somebody else.Who the fuck was that?Nah, that was a goblin, bro.Elena Park.I'm an engineer, carburetors, engine exhaust systems, the works.

computer engineer and she's doing carburetors yeah sorry i'm uh working on carburetors buddy you gotta be starting you gotta start speaking ram to me the fuck we talking about yeah you know the works carburetorsmufflers, a blinker fluid.You again.Look, something happened last night.It was THAT Dennis thing on the news.It was fast, strong, wiped out my whole squad in seconds.

It left me alive.Just stood there staring at me.Stay sharp, alright?Pray you never see that fucking thing.He's gonna be dead tomorrow, watch.That guy just went into the bathroom, is that okay?

You just shot it all over the walls, you stupid fuck.Oh my God, you were - How did you even do that?You were sitting on the toilet.Oh my God, that's disgusting.Oh my God, that's disgusting.Oh my God, that's fucking disgusting.

Bro, they're giving me so many tokens.I - Like, I don't - I don't - When am I gonna need these?I gotta go clean up the poop.Flush that shit, bro.Come on.Alright.

Yeah, we already know Ryan's safe.Uh, he doesn't have his helmet on.Yeah, I took that helmet off.Don't ever put that shit on again.Yeah, he's safe.Remember to stay vigilant, alright?

Remember to buy - Purchase traps to survive the next assault.I'm buying extra HP.I'll buy an explosive as well.Why not?

What the fuck?

Why are you fucking stopping and talking to me right now?I gotta fucking chase you.Oh my god.You're in the mooning, fucker.Where is he?Where is he?

I just heard...I can't get my shotgun unless it's a raid.Bro, I'm starting to freak out a little bit.There's too many things going on at once.I still gotta go throw out this trash.Thought we had a rat problem.

Dude, I'm like hearing weird noises outside, man.Shut this.One minute, ma 'am.I'll be there in a second.Sorry.Lena Rowe, what was she saying?

Ahem, hello.Art student.I'm an art student.Not a good one or anything.Why are you putting yourself down so much?Male complexion.

They have that actually written down.Paint stains on our clothes.Short hair.What is with these fuckers walking in and walking out?I just shot a person.I, okay, can I say, now I understand, now I understand.

Can I say my reasoning?Can I say my reasoning, Jack?Can I say my reasoning?I, in my head, I'm going, why are you walking into the store and walking out?That's really weird, but it's like a very normal thing to do in any other scenario, but it's like in this game, bro, like what are we fucking doing?Well, now we gotta go hide an actual body.

Oops!I didn't know he was a browsing customer.Oh my god, a heart just for me?Thank you.But now there's blood on the floor.Why is there blood everywhere?

Is there blood there before?Like, why is there meat?Trash man's going to be very concerned.He won't die tonight.Hey, man, just trying to pick up something for my sister, Catherine.I don't know how to speak, bro.

Tommy Delgado, unemployed.I'm kind of between jobs right now.You wouldn't want being an unemployed person.He's real.He's a human.Be careful, man, they're everywhere.

Feels like somebody's watching you because they are.Ah, shit!Oh my god, I suck at this fucking game, dude.Alright, we gotta - we gotta actually, like, full -on interrogate them.I'm understanding it now.I'm understanding it now.

This is very - much more in -depth game.It's a lot more in -depth.A lot more in -depth than the others.Bro, I can't fucking believe that.I was supposed to search up his sister.Tommy Delgado.

Please be the fake one.Just got a mission, man.Somebody to keep people informed.You know, the doppelgangers were just copies of people, right?They stem from your fears, insecurities, and guilt.If you let that negative emotion overwhelm you, the doppelgangers will take over your whole body.

Oh, this is the real one.Fuck.Oh my God, I can't believe that shit.I just let in a fucking doppelganger.Why is there a dead body over here?I feel like there's just dead bodies everywhere all the time.

Well, now I have that shit.for that fucking big guy.I think we'll be fine, honestly.I think I could blast him.I gotta restock the shells, too.

Okay, Colin Shirley.

Nice last name, you fucking loser.Can I, like, search him?Oh, it says if they're alive or dead.Oh my God, I gotta do that.Should I search every person as well?I feel like we gotta, like, really look into this.

Bro, like, how did he poop on the upper wall?Yeah, we know, we know.Yeah, I let a fucker in.Yep, yep, yep, yep.Yep, I let a doppelganger in.What happens if you, like, two in?

Do two chase you?Entity's been alerted.I'm actually, like, so confident I survived this.Does he get stronger every time or no?I think I need the bomb.I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait and not use the bomb.

I already barricaded everything, I think we're good.Not using the bomb, I'm not using the bomb this time.I'm gonna blast him in the fucking face though.I have limited ammo on this shotgun before I have to buy another one.So we'll use pistol first too.I'm gonna wait in the middle of the store.

Keying this motherfucker.Shit, I'm so good.Shit, I'm so good.I'm not a god.

What was that?

I only have 12 more ammo in this shotgun.Can I put it back?We gotta clean up the store though.There's fucking shit everywhere.On the walls and on the ceiling.Gotta restock the counter.

Chat, I guarantee you tomorrow I don't let a doppelganger in.Like I'm certain of it.I know how to play this game now.I know how to play this game now.That's not cat bro.I didn't know that like I should look that thoroughly into people like he seemed like a normal dude

I didn't know it's like, oh, I have to look up your sister.Make sure you don't have one.There's just so many tokens.I just, I feel like this is like a useless mechanic in the game.I have 72 tokens.Like, I just have five colas now.

Keep them there.Oh, and you can just distract them, I guess.I don't know.Oh my God, it's for gambling.Oh my God, why would I need cola?Fuck Coca -Cola.

Throw all these in the fucking trash.I'm gonna throw all these in the trash.$10!Oh my God, it's worth it.Wait, and then we can actually buy upgrades.Bro, I'm gonna spend all my tokens on this.

Was this here the whole time?Nothing.I just want $10 every time.Nothing again, you're fucking lying.Gambling, tokens, $10.Bro, we're literally farming money.

And that's how we hit quota too.Wait, should I not do this just in case one day we're not close to quota?I should save the tokens.Because then if we're not close to quota, I can gamble to get to quota.That's definitely what we need to do.I think so.

Oh, one more.There we go, beautiful.All stocked up.I wanna have all my drafts ready.You heard that, right?You heard that, right?

I'm not - I'm - I'm - I'm not losing my fucking mind.I'm not losing my fucking mind.It went... wherever the hell that is.Can I mop this off the wall?I'm just gonna leave.We hit quota, so that's all that matters.

Put those there.I gotta pick this back up.Pin.Wait, oh my god, is he announcing it right now?Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.Let me put the bear traps back.

Night 3 of 13 complete.We're trucking along.I just gotta stop letting fucking imposters in and then we'll survive.A bill comes in the mail for the next three days of medicine for Eugene.Pay the bill or don't pay the bill?Pay the bill, are you insane?

You pay the bill and the medicine arrives soon after.You lose $40, but you see Eugene Blumpkin's condition improve.Look at him, he's a little happier.Eugene has the strength to join your next shift.Eugene's gonna be with me in the store.Stop.

Quack.The notice board.I will in a minute.Quack.Where is he?Eugene.

Oh my god!Oh my god!That ain't a goose.Is that a goose or a duck?Eugene, stop.Hey.

Oh my god, he could open the - What up, Eugene?Do you think he does things for me, or he just kind of chills?Good news!Some contractors came and finally fixed the gas pump, along with your current duties.Now you can also help drop off -pumping gas into their cars.

You might also detect if they or their cars are doppelgangers.Or their cars.Like a car - like a transformer?

Read the note by the pump for further instructions.

So I have to check this was not in the demo at all.I have to check if their car is a doppelganger?Ask driver how you can help.Use the flashlight to search the car for suspicious items.Contraband police.Look up the license plate on the device to your right.

Question the driver on these topics.If the driver's story doesn't line up, you're permitted to open fire.

However, you're not a cop.Ignore normal crimes.Only act on doppelganger threats.

So if they're committing a crime, I don't say anything or do anything.But if they're a doppelganger, I kill them.Okay.Understood.Understood.Hello, sir.

How may I assist you?

Give me 13 of gas.

And make it snappy, understand?Yeah, sure thing, sir.One moment.Doppelganger continues to ravage America through the night.Sightings increased.It's just the news.

I mean, that's a crime, but he's not a doppelganger for that.Oh, you got a pile of guns.Don't act like that's surprising anymore.Have you seen that there are two serial killers knocking nowadays?I need to protect myself.I know damn well you got a stash of guns somewhere in the store.

No.

No.What would make you think that?

Fucker.It's your license plate.04LJ.Registry expiring.in 1994.Oh, I'm getting ya.

There's no way.How do I put this back?Does that say pump the car and tell him to leave?Oh, the newspaper.Let me ask about that.World's gone to shit.

Okay.Yeah, he's safe.Took you long enough.Did he pay me?Okay, he did.I want to go see what's in the shop.

$132.I already have a shotgun.

Limited ammo that replenishes after each shift.Okay, so why would I buy another shotgun so I could dual wield?Three product boxes that can be used to restock shelves.Each product contains or each box contains 15 products.You look like a serial killer, big dog.Oh, what up, Eugene?

Yo, you want to sniff him out?Tell me if he's normal or not.Pan you.Dishwasher.Pan you.He is alive.

Bro, Eugene, can you stop fucking around, man?Like I understand that you're my duck or like my goose, but at the end of the day, you're also my coworker.So like, let's be fucking for real right now.Okay.Oh my God.Hold up.

I got to kill somebody.One minute.That's the fucking serial killer thing.I think it said not to shoot at it, but I needed to.Car's fucked up on his face different way.I didn't get minus cash.

Eugene!Eugene!

I mean, you're making my job easier.You just ate a dead body.Dot, dot, dot.What the fuck do you mean dot, dot, dot?Eugene really not don't eat the poop bro.Please don't eat the poop.

That'll be too gross close the door I mean like you just shit out a gold coin.I'll keep it Eugene.You're allowed to eat the doppelgangers You're not allowed to have a taste for human blood though.Okay, all that matters doppelgangers.You could eat everyone else.Oh Mia cannon Mia, can you face me or your tattoos are on right now?

I run the comic book store, yeah.Large tattoo on left arm.Yeah, dumbass, I have tattoos.Alright, no need to be rude, fucker.I could shoot you in the face right now, Mia Cannon.Are you related to Nick Cannon?

Oh, could I ask you about your mom, Mia Cannon?Lisa Cannon?Got nothing to say about that.Got nothing to say about that.Okay, you got nothing to say about that?Alright, Mia Cannon.

Fucker.How did you get in this job again?Okay.Alright, you have no need to be rude.You know, I'm just trying to help you out.At the end of the day, it's for your safety.

Oh, God.Sup, moron?It's the boss.How you doing?Good, good.Well, I just got a glance at the CCTV footage.

Why are there a shitload of rats pouring out of the bathroom?Clear them out before the next customer.You get a bonus.Okay, well, how the hell were you supposed to know that I've been hit to kill all the rats?Buddy, I played aim training games.Oh my God, Eugene's eating the fucking dead rat bodies.

How many are left?

How the fuck am I supposed to know?This is legitimately impossible to clear all of them out.He's eating all the bodies.He's eating all of them.Shoot Eugene.I'm not gonna try.

I bet the game would let me do it, and I don't want to find out.Bro, that guy's outside again.You're lying.Did I get a bonus?All the rats gone?I hear something outside.

Please don't be scary.Nothing.Breakdancing.Holy!Wait, somebody turn on some fucking music for this guy.Holy shit!

Moonwalking in the entire store?Bro, Eugene makes my life so much easier in this job.E buenas noches, amigo.Don't mind me.These feet won't stop moving, baby.What up, Esteban?

Esteban Morales, me.Ooh.Retired construction worker.C. Worked long years in construction.Now I dance.See, I'm a short man.

Muy pequeño.Makes the dancing smoother.Love to see that.Esteban, you're a fucking class act guy, dude.Have a wonderful night.Honestly, I wish I could just put that shit on me.

What is your fucking problem, Norbit?Hello, I am Norbit.You shot me last time, but that's okay.I have decided to sell lemonade on this bright sunny day.You don't have a permit.Would you like to try some?

I promise it won't put you to sleep.Get the fuck out of here, Norbert, idiot.I'm not drinking Norbert's liquid.Hello, sir.Can I get eight dollars of gas, please?Eight dollars?

Jesus, dude.What's that got in you?Eugene, clean up on aisle outside.Good boy.Good boy.There we go.

Pretty food for him too.I'm happy I chose Eugene.You guys wanted me to have the cat and I would not have rather had the cat.This guy looks like oddly animated comparable to everybody else, right?Am I insane or does this dude look like super high definition?This is like kind of creepy.

Hey, can you make this quick?I gotta get back to work soon.

Yeah, sure thing.Mind if I scrub you down real quick?Do you want a little squeegee on that bald spot?I'm on break right now.I noticed.Dude, what is that noise, man?

Are you guys hearing that?Like, what is making that noise?I used to think it was always when something's outside, but that's just not true.I really want to drink Norbert's liquid.Probably his pee, knowing how Tomfoolery, or what Tomfoolery he takes part in.

Just so you know, I'm a Doppler.

but I'm high as fuck right now.

I can't be bothered calling the entity on you.I just want some snacks.

I already told you I'm a doppelganger.I can't be bothered calling the entity on you anyway.I don't know.That doesn't make any sense.He was a real doppelganger, but he's super high.So he just didn't care.

Like he wanted me to kill him.Like, did he think I was just going to sell him the snacks?Oh, he was too high to be able to blend in.I didn't know that the doppelgangers get high.Hey, I'm back.

How's the job working out for you?

Wait, I forget what voice I gave him.Name's Clyde.

Well, you're still alive, so you're doing better than most.I'm proud of you, kid.Not many are willing to take a job this dangerous.Your job is as dangerous as mine, but you don't get the same respect I do.

Ah, well, you've got my respect, if that means anything to you.I love you, Clyde.You're like a father figure to me. I still have to investigate you, just letting you know.Sheriff Best Town of the West.I'm gonna double -check that he's still alive.I'm gonna look up everybody and make sure Oh, it says he's like Bill Dawson's dad.

Keep it up kid.I'm rooting for youOh my God, chat successful shift.And all because of Eugene.Eugene, come here.He's a little good goose.

He's a little good goose.Look at his little waggity tail.Look, he just chirped at me a little bit.Let's go restock.We gotta make sure we have enough money to stock up new products.That's a big thing.

I still have, I still, I think I have two more, yeah, two more full product boxes.Bro, what is that noise, man?Like, I hate that.I didn't really, I'm hearing like goop noises as well.I'm like hallucinating.It's the dentist.

You think he's been making those noises, but where is he?Your shift's done.Can I still buy stuff on the computer?I can.We have $230.Security scanners?

Sounds an alarm when somebody with stolen goods walks through it.I kind of like that.Can't purchase at end of the day.Bro, that would be such a good item though, because then that gets us more money.Wait, is Eugene coming with me?Quota's 45, it updates every day.

Dude, quota at the end of the day is gonna be so much.10 % of store revenue, $21.A check for $20 left on your front porch.Thanks for clearing out those rats.Ooh, so I just get extra 20 bucks for Eugene.Two days till his next medicine bill.

We're definitely gonna have enough.

Yeah, Tyler Brackett doppelganger admits to it.If allowed to live, he doesn't call the entity.Aw.Wait, that's kind of sad.I could have let Tyler, Tyler was just a stoner doppelganger that just wants some snacks, man.If I let him through, he would have fucking, he would have just been a return customer.

Why is it like blood rain?Does that mean today is going to be bad?The fuck am I supposed to do?What the fuck am I supposed to do?You might be wondering what that thing in the break room is.Don't worry, it's just a corpse.

A local mystic told me that displaying it will help ward off doppelgangers.Try to forget it's there.Bro, but it looks just like the other doppelganger.Hate that.Just these, please.One second, bro.

I gotta read this mail.Urgent warning from Nett.As you may have noticed from the rain, a Blood Moon will occur tonight.For those unaware, a Blood Moon signifies that an entity attack is guaranteed.Completing transactions with doppelgangers will trigger even stronger assaults.Okay, so I have to really be alerted tonight.

Wait, then I should definitely buy some stuff right now.Molotov Cocktail, Sledgehammer, Destroy Slash and Deals, Extreme Bludgeon Damage.I don't really want a Sledgehammer.water hose easily spray spills refresh that shit i'm gonna buy extra hp i'm gonna buy security cameras extra hp bro i'm thinking land mine a backpack extra inventory slots is kind of fire i'm gonna buy another explosive can be placed to detonate remotely or a stun mine kind of like a stun mine we have so many fucking mines now where do i place this like how does this work dylan pike fairhouse worker I just hide in the bathroom all day and hope the supervisor doesn't notice I'm gone.Pale complexion.Always wears shorts.

What about him?Why would I care about shorts?Always wears shorts.Dork.Where's my stuff?Well, I don't want to step on these accidentally because I'll die.

Yo, is Eugene not with me today?Bro, Eugene didn't come?That makes this day so much sadder.What the fuck?Oh, that might actually be the real dude.We saw you yesterday.

Well, thank you.

Oh my God!Stop!

That's gonna happen to me like nine times.I'm actually gonna fucking freak out about that.

Hold on, I gotta go help this fucker.

How may I help you $8 on gas, please for why he and dirty details updated weekly this guy's safe Oh my god.There's too much shit happening at once on you.What up, bro buy this one, please dishwasher Yes, boss dishwashers my job speaks in broken English I focus on life cows forehead recent forehead scar forehead scars in the right spot this guy's safe We really got a lock -in for this attack tonight.Let's close that I gotta go grab a mop.Oh my god That's actually gonna keep fucking with me dude.Like I'm not gonna be I don't think I'm ever gonna not get scared by that He didn't have a scar.

Yes.He did put the landmine out back.I actually think that's a really good idea Just in case this thing sneaks up on me like always have it out back w chatter Actually, I'll just put this outside board that shit up.I'll run around out back if I need to or the bathroom Hello, my friend.

You look tired.

I hope your night is gentle.

You have a cool staror not scar.What does that call birthmark?Unless he's a doppelganger and it's fake Dimitri Volkov.Yeah, turn and look at me fuckhead scar looks different, doesn't it?Even if flower grow with strange color, it is still flower.

My mother used to tell me this many times.I am tall.It makes people think I'm scary.Yes, I have big birthmark, but even a flower.Okay.Yeah, the birthmark, but like, is that the birthmark looks different?

Like the birthmark, is it under, is it in the same I feel so bad.I don't know if that's it didn't say I killed a human.So that was a doppelganger, bro It's like that small.It's that minute of shit.You got to be like on it, bro I miss Eugene being here Wow, and you just pick up all the flesh for me and made my job so much easier I think having that bear trap on that back door is like the best spot I could have it cuz I don't think it'll come through the bathroom.Hello.

Yeah, you look tired But you like a candy You ain't got a fucking profile picture on your IV Agnes Agnes, what's that over there?fucking idiot Evening dumbass.

You see the post on the computer about blood moon.YeahI got bad news about that.

Maintenance just called.The rain's messing with the mechanism that opens the emergency weapons arsenal.It'll take some extra time to open it.If anything shows up before then, you'll need to hide.Anyway, that creepy painting I set up in the break room?Is it wandering the doppelganger away?

Painting?Yeah, the creepy painting I set up.I left you a note.You there?Oh my god, that was the real doppelganger.That was the real doppelganger.

That was the real doppelganger.It was a fucking painting.So is it in the store?Where is it?Keith, you're gonna need to give me a fucking minute, pal.We got bigger fresh to fry than your stupid ass buying whatever fucking five candy bars you want.

Oh, fuck no.Dude, it was just sitting in the store watching me.Oh my God.Fish to fry.Fresh to fry.Shut up.

He stuttered.He stuttered.It's hilarious.It's hilarious when he stutters.My favorite part of the Jabot stream.When he tries to say something and then it comes out the wrong way and then it's like a stutter.

Can you tell from the outfit, chap?at last I am date of birth 1946 he is alive you up big dog thank you chap no problem man two more people coming in I like what there are customersbecause even if they are doppelgangers, it makes me feel safer.It said alive under the name.You don't need to look it up.I don't know.

I always just like double checking, bro.Oh, my God.Why did they just...Where did all this trash just come from?Do you know those spherical chocolates with the golden wrappers of Ferrero Rocher?Do you know where to get them this late?

My wife Bonnie asked me to grab some, I forgot.I'm looking up your wife Bonnie.I'm looking up your wife Bonnie, you stupid fuck.I guarantee you he's a doppelganger.I'm calling that right now.And I'm gonna keep this trash bag to bag your body after I fucking kill you.

Richard McCree.Too tired for questions like this.Yeah, she works really hard.So what, I like it.I think they look really good on her.I've been trying to get her to wear them out more.

Hmm, he is passing these questions with flying colors.Don't look at me. I all right.Don't get mad at me. I write down the tax policies.I just enforce them I don't write them down.I just enforce it safe normal guy normal guy Let's get let's get all these things up and moving 60 seconds you say an arsenal unlocked later.I'm still gonna throw down these explosive mines Okay, I could detonate it with that lay that in the middle

and I could just lure him around.I think it's gonna be stronger than normal as well.Okay, so if he's ever by this door, I could blow this up.I think everything else is fine.We're really just waiting.This is gonna be my one path to walk.

Everywhere else, everywhere else is gonna be booby trapped, except these two outsides.Kind of want him to walk through this.So I might kind of hover here.Get a gun.Oh my God, I forgot my pistol.Oh my God, what?

Did that not, bro, did that not do anything?Come this way, this way, please, come this way.Over here, come through this avenue, please.Awesome, thank you.Dumbass, idiot.And now I grab the flamethrower.

Flamethrower?I don't remember buying a flamethrower.Or did it just give me that?I definitely did not buy a flamethrower.Is there blood anywhere else?I think that mine's worth it.

Stun mines are a good thing.I don't like this.I don't even think this thing works.I don't know what I thought would happen.We just wasted that.It's fine.

It's not.Bro, in my head, I was like, it's probably dead.We grab trash bags, we'll just clean up the bodies, restock them, we're good.I don't know if we made enough money today.What was the quota?50 bucks.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna keep all these tokens to gamble in case we need them.Like say I don't hit quota, I just perma gamble.That's gotta be the method.Oh, I gotta pick this up, but I don't have actually the gun.This is a reusable trap too.That one's really good.

And it stunned him for like fucking 10 seconds.It was such a good stun.What night are you on?I don't know, chat.What night are we on?I think we just finished night four or five.

I feel like if you do this game co -op, Is there more people or like more like customers?And is the quota higher or is it the same?Because I feel like if you ran this co -op, you would steamroll through this game in like an hour.

Like it'd be so quick.Oh my God, what the fuck?Get to the real bus.What the fuck are we talking about, bro?I'm gonna die.

Dude, I feel like that thing's just messing with me.Personal earnings, 18 bucks, one day until his medicine bills due.We don't know when his, like, they gotta tell me how much the medicine bill is. I think I might rip a lot of spins next day.What day is it now, night five?I have to buy more products.I gotta read the note first.

Double Detection Hardware.This is the Emoji Scope.It reads customer's emotions and allows you to question them on their emotion.It's 100 % accurate.Take note.Some doppelgangers are able to replicate human emotions, some can't.

This script is stupidly expensive to rent.You only get this device on occasional days.Where is it?Official warning from Nett.Tall, black creature spotted around the entity.It is extremely fast and strong, but looking directly at it will freeze it in place.

While frozen, it's completely invincible to all damage.Traps must be set up in advance to deal with this creature.These creatures are only vulnerable to damage when not being observed.So I have to kill it while it's looking or while it's running at me.Bit tired, late shift.All right, Andal, you're going to have to give me fucking 10 minutes, man.

So there's going to be an endo creature that runs at me, and I'm only able to hurt it when it's not looking at me.So I have to buy landmines.I need product boxes.I would love extra HP.The SMG is also something I would like to buy soon.Do I have enough?

planks?I think I do.I get them back, don't I?No, I don't.Because I only have one set of planks here, and one over there.So when they break it, they're gone?

Oh, no, there's one here.Alright, what's your fucking name?Andul Khan.Baldini's Pizza.Not too far from here.Can I buy or cook you up a free pizza?

Can't see without him.How do I scan his ass?Oh, this.Entire.I did tell you.Fair.

Totally reasonable, you did say.I'm a bit of a jackass for that, I apologize.All right, so I have to remember these.Well, I'm also going to do this like previous days.I'm going to check outside first.What is that barrel?

That barrel was not always there.

That barrel was not always there.Am I speaking?Maybe it was.Hey, got any deals on beer today?Done.I'm employed.

Hard to find a job around here.

I know.

I know.I've been working on my car and sometimes sleeping in it, too.OK, so you're homeless and you smell bad.You're a complete loser.My brother in law looks over the net database.Dude hates me, but I don't have a job.

Somehow married?My brother -in -law looks at the NetDatabase, dude.That doesn't mean you're married missing all teeth look at his brother brother -in -law brother -in -law, but what does it mean somehow married?He's like not answering the question about somehow married.I feel like that was probably a human that guy was just so fucking weird I don't know what the hell these cars are that just pulled up but you got a deal with this shit now Actually, because we might be killing people in a minute here.Let me drop that real quick.

Hold up I got there's somebody outside bro.Come on Restock the shelves.There's too many things that - there's too many things going on at once.We're safe.For now.Told you to stop coming back here.

Norvert, may I park here?Norvert, leave, dick.How may I help you?Let me get $25 in gas real quick murder tools in the back when we got a padlock on the license plate bunch of cash FG 8s FG 8s.You probably just robbed a bank black police Hummer.It's a crime, but he's not a doppelganger and it's not my problem Have a good one.

Hi there night owl.You look like you could use a drink Tasha Lynn.Oh, she's a bartender I do nights only it's peaceful after midnight Makeup makes the tips flow a little more favorably at work.Hasha.Normal.Let's scan her.

Yeah, I guess that's accurate.She's safe.Yo, where's this endo creature?And when is this fucker going to pull up and start harassing me?Because I know it's going to scare the piss out of me.Like, I don't want to deal with that at all right now when there's no one here.

I hear it.I swear I hear it.He comes at night.He'll be the monster for the night.What if I don't have any doppelgangers, will you still come fuck with me?Hello, darling.

Ramona Delgado.11 years making people look their best.There's like nothing to go off of her.Craving human flesh.Craving, that's an ugly way to put it.I'd say appreciating the texture.

Awesome.Yeah, so it's like people like that are just very, you know, I'm hearing growling, sketchy is what I was going to say.Like, When, when, when they walk up and their ID only has one thing about them and it's like their fucking occupation.It shows nothing about their family history or like how they dress.I'm like nine times out of 10, that person's a fucking doppelganger.Like they have to be.

Been working all day, finally get to grab some snacks, kick back and chill.Yeah, we'll see about that one, pal.Exhausted.Okay, well you did say you were working a lot, so that makes sense.Very Aoki.Unemployed.

Oh, that?

Nah, I didn't mean work -work.I meant I was working on fixing my fence all day.Neighbor's dog went on a rampage and tore the whole damn thing down yesterday.Shit was hilarious, though.Yes, I do.Working on something hard to avoid it.

Dirt under fingernails.It does look like he's been working on a fence.Short?You're not gonna believe me.The craziest thing happened.I met this wizard and he gave me these magical beans.

Norbert.Norbert.Gaultam, last week, this morning, I woke up two feet taller.I'll let you live.It seems crazy, but everything checks out.Oh, God.

Wake up, diblet!It's the man above, the boss, I mean, not God.Customers been complaining about some stink coming from the woods behind the store.I'm not going to the woods Figured it was a dead raccoon.Nope limbs shit ton of limbs scattered around the forest So you're going out there grab them toss and burn them.Whatever just make the smell stop.

Okay.Yep Let's go and wander in the fucking woods.I saw something roaming around the forest Looks like it didn't want me to see it.Awesome Awesome.Yeah, thanks.Thanks bud head to the forest behind the store.

Yeah That'll be fun.I feel like I I kind of need to bring I need to bring this landmine But I also need a flashlight.This is a problem because I need the trash bag to pick up dead limbs All right.Well, let's keep our eyes peeled.There's 15.Nope.

Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.

Nope.Nope.All right.I need to bring a flashlight But the gun does nothing the gun does nothing so we don't need the gun we just need the land Stop it fucking hell, dude.I hate endos.Oh my god.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself Dude, I would so, if I was in co -op, I would task somebody else with doing this instantly.Oh my God, this is horrible.I need fucking 15.Are you serious?Oh my God, the woods are so deep.Oh my God, the woods are so deep.

Oh my God, the woods are so deep.

Please!Six more.I hate this so much four more.It's two here.Awesome.Two more two more two more and we leave two more and we leave two more and we leave two more and we leave two more and we leave two more and we leave two more and we leave one more and we leave one more and we leave one more and we leave You fucker.

Oh my god, bro.How do I find the last one?Nah, get me a radar scanner, please Oh dear.How's that shit?Oh my god.I'm sweating dude.

I keep hearing that shit open too who is back here Oh my God, this guy's jacked.That was so stressful.

Long shift today, mate.Been in pest control 40 years now.Hard to remember when I started.Yo, yo, cut the small talk, okay?

Let's get that shit right out the fucking door.I'm not caring about any of that, all right?I'm gonna keep the landmine in the inventory.Harold Brand.Yeah, pest control, 40 years he's been in the business.40 years he's been in the business.

Did he say 40 years he's been in the business?Am I crazy or is that what he said?If you've been in the business for 40 years, you started working there before you were alive, you're dead, you idiot.Peace be with you, friend.His name's Net.Isn't that the name of the thing that like kills?

Isn't that the name of the company that kills doppelgangers?Hearing shit outside, bro.I'm freaking out.I'm freaking out.Are you gonna have an ID?His name is Net.

He's a monk.

Yes, friend.We have a simple temple down in Earl Road.

You should visit sometime.We let go of the self.Even things as simple as the hair.Sucker.What?When did I let two in?

Oh my God.Am I gonna get attacked by two at once?I'm still so confident if I'm being honest.I feel like I killed him so quickly and I have 200 health.I'm gonna hide.Will that stay there if I just do this?

Like, what if I, like, re -board it?So I don't have to do it the next day.I think everything else is fine.I do have to clean up the slop on the ground.All that's already stocked.Just need to clean up the blood.

We made quota 2, I'm pretty sure.It was only 55 bucks.I didn't clean up that last fucking blob.Dude, I want the fucking Eugene - I want Eugene Blumpkin to come to work.He makes my life so much easier.He cleans up all the meat for me.

Pause.Something big happens tomorrow.Yeah, I think it'll be that fucking endo thing they talked about.It's going to chase me.That or that's going to happen right now.One of the two.

I'm dropping all my weapons.This might be stupid.Please be safe.Please be safe.Oh, thank fuck.Night six of 13.

Almost halfway.We have 100 bucks.Surely that's enough for the for the fucking medical bill.It's only $40 every time.You pay the bill, you lose 40 bucks, you see Eugene Blumpkin's condition improve.Eugene has the strength to join the next shift.

Oh my God.So if I pay, he just shows up next shift.It's like if I don't pay, he doesn't die, but he's just able to help me. I love that, though.I love being able to have him here for the night.He makes everything so much better.It's like the cleanup is so easy, too.

I don't have to take out trash at all.Calendar killer to strike tomorrow.Residents urge to stay indoors as the 8th approaches, with the calendar killer known to target eight victims on the 8th of each month.Took you long enough to pick up.Couldn't find the phone, meathead.Why is that guy in a Speedo?

Hold up, sorry.A friend of mine is swinging by the store today.She has this condition.One leg's a lot longer than the other.She might walk in weird looks.Just don't worry about it.

If you hurt her, I swear you won't live to see another shift.Okay, so a woman with a long leg, safe.Don't call the cops.Give back the items.You're not gonna hurt me, right?Fucking idiot.

He sold $10 of shit.That's why I bought it.security skin.Some customers might walk in, take out him, simply try to leave, catch him before they escape.He'll be rewarded for any thieves you catch.OK.

He said a woman that had a long leg, not a meat face, right?A little scarred.You happy?Hurry the fuck up.I mean, just rude.You know, Eugene, eat her dead body.

Good.I mean, like, even if she wasn't a doppelganger, I mean, just talk about like actually no common courtesy.Like I'm sitting here trying to do my job.And you're sitting here telling me to hurry the fuck up.Like, OK, I'm going to shoot you in the face.Like, it's that simple.

And now I got to clean up all the poop.Oh, Eugene doesn't lick the blood up.He does eat the meat.I got to buy.I got to buy stuff.I don't really like the explosions.

I want to land mine, dude.I'm wasting all my refractive.I'll take another stun mine and extra HP.Just use the last refresh like an idiot.And I got to land mine out of it.So it's worth it.

All right.Now I have four inventory slots, too, which is just absolutely fire.I don't think I need the Stunt Jet, the SMG, why would I need it?Like, why would I want an SMG if I already have a shotgun and a flamethrower, which are just, like, already better?You know what I mean?It's like, I'm not gonna use all three at once.

Oh, well, I do have four inventory slots now, so I could just mag dump everything and then just live.If I ever get ran down.That would be good.But I think these stun mines and the landmines are a better pull.Just in general.

Oh, there's people outside.Sorry.

How may I help you?Just coming back from my student soccer game.Easy with the Junior Bears.Don't lose.I'd like $18 of gas.Yeah, sure thing, man.

Please don't have dead bodies in your car, though.Junior Bears lineup?Yeah, we're gonna ask them about that.Hey, just coming back from my student soccer game.Easy.The Junior Bears don't lose.

Uh, let's go to the clipboard.Line up with the mighty Junior Bears.Just finished driving them all home and I'm nearly out of gas.They left them lying around back there.Oh my God, I should check the license plate.J88.

I think he's fine.

The headlights?The headlight's one dimmer than the right.I don't know, was it dead out?It might've just been out.It just looked dimmer to me.Really?

Get a little spin on the wheel.A little hat.Hey, just get me these.Thanks.Oh my God, Louisa.Right leg shorter than left leg.

Yes.He said, let her through.Hey, you want to stop drinking the gas?

It's really weird.

Eugene.Good boy.Oh, sorry.I'm hearing one of the monsters growl right now.Please don't be that fucking skin Walker thing.When does that show up by the way?

Like, I don't know how I'm going to react to that.Hey man, hope you're doing well.Sorry, sorry, sorry, hold up, hold up, hold up.Give me the items back, fucker.What did he say some shit about?My son's really into baseball.

Your son is into baseball.Evan Walker, you say?That would be his son.You know, obviously he wouldn't have a profile.Yeah, I would have preferred to be a corporate lawyer that shop feeds the kid.Don't have a lot of time myself for this.

I like to stay prepared.I gotta kill a rat.The clipboard.What do you mean the clipboard?Oh, was the kid?Oh, the kid likes baseball.

But they said they got back from a soccer game.Was Evan Walker on that team?Check his emotions.Doesn't exist today.He said his son's into baseball cards.I mean, that guy seems really normal.

I'm going to let a whole ass bear that just came running in.Eugene, don't get hit by a car or anything if you go clean that up.The Evans back?Yo, which one was the real one?I think she's the real one.I feel like I should just let both in deal with the doppelganger.

Yo, who the fuck are you and why are you back here?What are you doing?Her right leg doesn't really look much longer.Like she is standing on her on her tippy toe.No one at the counter.

What?

Hands off, hands off, hands off.Just killing both.I if that if that ruins the game for me, that ruins the game for me. I don't understand.That just glitched out.They said she wasn't there, but she was.It didn't say I killed a human.

So, I mean, I assume we're fine.Eugene's going to town right now on these fucking meat sacks.I mean, he is just living lavish.We're being honest.Even in friend, you look tired long nights.Sometimes a prayer and a breath of quiet can work wonders.

No, I don't really want to talk to you right now.I'm gonna clean up this blood.I'll talk to you when I'm ready.Got a lot of blood everywhere.Killed multiple people today.Maybe too many.

Okay, youth faster.I try to keep the kids on the good path when no one else will.Cross is upside down.

DEMON!

Yeah, well, one of the doppelgangers surely got through.I let two in.We're, we're really not doing, we're really not doing three.thus far, bro.It's just been bad.Set up the stun traps with the reusable.

I'll keep the landmine for the, uh, creepy monster.It's gonna get stuck twice there and we'll be able to just kill it and stuff.I'm like so confident in that.I'm gonna do, look at Eugene, just ready.Eugene said, bring him in.

Bring him in.Let me at him.

He always comes through this door.

Always comes through this door.

Look at Eugene.

Bro, honestly, check everybody in.Fuck the doppelganger.On setup.A setup, dude.I know what I'm doing here.I think that bear trap broke.

Do they break after a bit?Wait, Eugene's dead?No, I don't think Eugene's dead.I think Eugene just left.He's not dead.I did kind of blast him with a flamethrower, but that's neither here nor there.

That's like, he's immortal to my own shots.I may have hit him with a flamethrower though.No, I'm hearing doors open.Eugene's alive.Oh, there he is.He just took cover during the midst of the action.

Please don't be the creepy monster.Please don't be the creepy monster.Please don't be the creepy monster, Doug.Night seven of 13 complete.We still have eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, six more nights.Human killed penalty minus $30.

What?

A new broadcast plays on the TV.The killer known as the calendar killer is scheduled to be active tomorrow following their pattern of killings, eight people on the eighth of every month since July.Stay safe, stay inside, stay alert.Bro, do you think I killed that woman with a fucked up leg?Isn't my manager just gonna kill me now and then the game's over?Road work delay.

Louise Kennedy passed away unexpectedly this week, remembered for her kindness and bright spirit.She'll be deeply missed.Roach has been crawling in the vents, negatively affects store rating.Use a mop to squash them.hey bud I'm sure you heard about the calendar killer by now he's no joke stay alert tonight love to stay and help out between the two serial killers the police force spread too thin got to stay out there protect the unarmed stay safe all right if I come back tomorrow and you're dead I'll kill you love to see that Dawson he's safe bro I can't place those down yet let me buy stuff actually hundred and sixty nine dollars right now I already have the flamethrower.Burger.

Burger.I have to buy the burger.Sunglass rack, two molotovs.Another landmine we're gonna buy.You're creepy.Hold up, I gotta talk to this one.

If they don't give me back the items, they're dying.I'm saying that right now.Right now.Right now.If they don't give me the items back, they're dying.That is how this is going to go.

SMG I'll buy.I have no more refreshes.Buy a water cooler as well.It's buying a million things.This guy's super creepy.Daniel Flores.

Blind in left eye?You're smiling weird.Life's too short to frown, champ.He looks blind in both eyes.Oh shit, he said, ow, I'm not a doppelganger.That's something a doppelganger would say.

I think I might have just killed two humans, which would be pretty bad.Hello, my friend.You look tired.Oh, this is the real guy.Oh my God.We saw you.

We saw your doppelganger days ago, bro.Finally, great to see you, man. I got to clean up all this fucking slop.Give me a minute.Oh my God.Don't tell me that guy's the calendar killer.That would be so upsetting because that guy's so chill.

I got to like up my decor rating.Everybody's pissed off.They think this place is dirty and disgusting.I got to place down this water cooler.That'll bring up the vibes.And where's that burger?

There's the burger.There's a burger in Vegas.There it is.All right.I'm going to go block off this door because this door is really sketchy to me and I don't like it.Everything always comes in this door.

Pause.Let's go check out these customers.I might just spend for money because I definitely killed two humans.Petri Volkov.He looks normal.I mean, this is this guy's safe.

This guy's certainly safe.We saw his imposter the other day.We know exactly what he needs to look like and act like.What was that?That's scary.Is there anything else I should be doing right now?

Restocking shelves, potentially.I don't know if I need more product.I gotta check.I got two full boxes, we're good.I got a shitload of mines over here too.Is that now hiring sign outside still valid?

My negligent twin sister could use a job.David Kennedy?Well, Louise Kennedy drowned to death.So, you're dying for that.up this shit real quick i see i see i know you're out there hold up i'm just gonna keep the trash bag on me all day until the end and then we'll cash it at the end i have a feeling we're not gonna have doppelgangers today but i will have oh wait this could be the calendar killer oh no i would like 20 of gas thank you she looks creepy did i say that is that fucked up items client r thompson schedule c profit or loss missing w2 okay so she's just literally a worker scan her fucking license plate though upr4 She's safe.I don't even need to ask her about it, bro.

Got gas all over your neck.She's clearly like an office worker.Evening.City routes were great today.Traffic paved nicely.We've talked to him before.

Gray's taking over a bit.Bro, I mean, this guy's just chill as fuck.Nobody else of concern right now.Let me just clean up all the poop here.Wait, I think I have to kill these with mobs.How's that gas station grind treatin' ya?

Can this guy with the speedos stop coming into the store?I mean, hey, you're making moves while you're still stuck there at race.Yo, fucker, where do you have the?Don't call the cops, give me back the items.Bro, where the fuck was he holding the items?I can't even imagine.

Key Lawson, college dropout, one lazy eye.Dropped out of college because I'm not wasting life away, I make my own hours.Yeah, one drifts means I could see twice as much as you, man. exactly two packs of cookies.Switching it up tonight, gotta keep life interesting.See, that's not, that's not bad though.If he's like, oh, you.

buys like that's fine for him did not buy what he normally buys that's not like Immediately some sort of weird imposter shit for him to buy two beers in a candy bar.It's like oh no I'm gonna shoot you in the face cuz he didn't buy cookies this time.That's trash, bro Is our universe real?

I have wandered through the labyrinth of uncertainty, stripped every inherited truth down to ash.And still, in the great abyss of doubt, one indestructible certainty remains.

That I, the doubter, must necessarily exist, for even deception requires a consciousness to be deceived.and even illusion must unfold before some trembling witness of itself.Therefore, while the world may be phantasm, while memory may be treacherous, while the senses may be vulgar, little liars dressed in the garments of reality, the very act of thinking becomes the final citadel act against oblivion.I think, therefore, I am." I was gonna say you could have just started with that, bro.That's just, I think, therefore, I am.

Truly fascinating, the teachings of Descartes continue to be.I love this guy.Andy Patel.Inmate, midnight penitentiary.Let's just say I've transcended the architecture of that facility last night with a shovel.A bare body is an unread book.

Mine just happens to be heavily annotated.

Correct.I love this guy.You're through, buddy.You just escaped prison.He's not an, hey, I can't, it doesn't matter if he's a prisoner.I only shoot doppelgangers.

Bro, one doppelganger's not that bad.One doppelganger.not that bad, though, right?We'll place a landmine down this time.We have three.I always have to save one, though, just in case.

And I'll put a stun here, too.I'm killing him in four seconds.Like, genuinely four seconds.He's gonna be stunned here, he's gonna run through, and I'm just gonna fucking full flame his ass.I'm gonna use the SMG this time.He always comes through this door for some reason.

I think it's because I stand here.Steps on this bear trap, so I'm gonna start putting it on the inside.I was putting it on the outside to give me more time, but I think it's actually just a fucking waste.Like, I don't think it does anything.Use the coke to lure it.Bro, the coke is, like, fucking such a waste.

Like, I'd rather just spin that wheel to get money, like, any day of the week.And look, now I just got more token.Oh my god, I just got a unicorn hat, but I can't see it because I'm not in multiplayer.We're gonna need to buy more, uh, stock tomorrow.I think I'm almost out because I only have one more box after this.If I get more refreshes, we'll spend this a couple of times.

$65 quota.Hit that.No problem.I hit it one more time.One more time.Why does it only give two tokens now?

The wheel spend ten bucks is awesome.Big tongue.I feel like I could just infinitely spend this and I've never run out of tokens.More.If only casinos were like this, eh?Another ten?

Nope.Instant sprint.Instant sprint.Instant sprint.Bro, what was that thing with the endo?Are they doing that so I forget about it?

Who did I let in that was a doppelganger?

Keith?Real one's a train conductor, this one thinks he's a bus driver.Oh my god, I asked him about it too.I just gotta be more thorough, bro.Every night I'm getting a doppelganger in.I'll be thorough tonight.

The note behind the count.New permanent doppel detection hardware.This is the anomaly lens used to inspect customers.If the screen reveals any anomalies or differences from the reality, the customer is a doppelganger.We are recommended to briefly scan every customer of the anomaly lens.An official warning from NET.

A jack -in -the -box music box has recently been spotted near the entity.If you see it, rewind the music box immediately.Do not allow the song to finish three times.So if I see a jack -in -the -box, just wind it?That's all I have to do?seem that bad at all.

We're going to buy more product boxes.I'm actually going to buy, I don't need another bear trap actually.We'll buy aisle signs just for fucking spicing it up.Another landmine.Maids I don't need.Dude, would it be crazy to have two shotguns?

I feel like shotguns are the best weapon and I could just cycle between them.Oh my God.Water hose.I'd actually rather have the water hose because it's behind the counter.Long day.I didn't realize it was this late.

Aria Romero.Optometrist.Do you have to talk shop?I just got off work.Yeah, yeah, it's ironic.What do you mean shop?

What is an optometrist?Can I ask that?I'm not knowing what an optometrist is. I feel like she's fucking fake.What does she mean?She doesn't want to talk shop, whatever that means.That's just fucking weird as shit, you know?

Talk shop.What do you mean shop?Oh my God, the anomaly lens.Duh.That's fucking crazy, bro.I completely forgot about that.

I probably would have let her through.Does this work?Oh my God, I can just spray everything down.Oh my God, why did I not buy that sooner?I've been using a fucking mop still, like a dumbass.Put this down.

I feel like the Jinxy ball right's an addicting thing to say.That and Jeej.Sup?15 on gas, thanks.What is it?PL 98?

Yellow SUV, extremely dirty.Would you guys say this is yellow?I would say so.Camera gear.I'm back from wedding, they asked me to take photos.Yeah, it checks out.

Yeah, it's almost like vomit yellow.It's kind of gross.Thing hasn't showed up in days.Place this down already, just in case.I still have three first aid kits, too, but it's 20 tokens.Or not 20 tokens, three tokens.

$70 quota is not bad.Where is everybody?Oh my God, I never told her she could leave.Rise and shine, knucklehead.I hope you're enjoying another normal night, because apparently this store is now allergic to peaceful, normal nights.Oh, I know, Norbert's here.

I say that in response to the swarms of roaches spilling out of the vents on the CTD.You know the drill, clear him out and I'll give you your damn bonus, bro.Alright, we'll talk to Norbert in a second, I guess.Riding around, he's just being a mad ass right now with a motorcycle.That's a wrap.Bro, he just won't stop.

I thought he wanted to talk to me.He's just being a fucking piece of shit and annoying me for no reason.Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me, Clyde.Or potentially not, Clyde.We don't know.Close all the vents, that scares me.

I don't like them being open.Nice to meet you, bud.I'm Clyde.Fucking idiot.Like I haven't talked to you every single day in this fucking game, buddy.Every single day.

Nice to meet ya.Oh, really?Why'd you shoot him?He said, nice to meet you.I've talked to him fucking 30 times.What type of bullshit is that?

Hey there, I'm just after some supplies for the beach.Might as well enjoy it now while it's still nice.The fuck did she just say?Warm and sunny.It's not warm and sunny.What are you talking about?

Girl's weird.Oh, I will.Oh, sorry.Sorry, ma 'am.It's kind of hard to get next to your face.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 1.

Oh, my God.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.She does have 7.But she said warm and sunny, though.Is that not weird as fuck?Like, that don't make any sense.

Bruh, I want to see this Jack in the Box figure that they be talking about.I feel like I talked to this guy a bunch.Hey, there, you got any deals on beer today?Didn't he ask me that last time?Like should I should I factor in their memory or no?You got any deals on beer?

Bro, Travis Dunn?Harder to find a job without teeth.It did say he didn't have teeth last time.Brother -in -law looks over the net database line.Dude hates me.Bro, he said the same shit last time.

Let me scan him.It's his brother -in -law chat.I can't look up his brother -in -law.I don't know his last name.Looking up Dunn does nothing because his brother -in -law would have a different name.Oh my God, whatever.

I'm letting him through, bro.I feel like this guy's a fucking imposter.Yeah, he is slurring his words, but he's also just stupid.I don't know.I don't know that guy.Like, that guy confused me last time, too.

I mean, we'll see after this day.Remind me to check, because I'm going to want to see if I got him right or wrong.Yeah, somehow married.Every time I ask him about how he's married, he goes, my brother -in -law runs the Net database.Is that, like, how you're married?Like, what the fuck are you saying?

That shit just doesn't make sense.You look a little shaken.You all right?I'll be all right if you're not a fucking anomaly.Vanessa McCree.Sergeant, leave it a bunch of assholes.

Sorry if they come by and give you a hard time.I feel like there's another person with the last name McCree.fuck just happened.I thought I died because they were an imposter the fucking dentist guy just fucking Exploded her and then disappeared.What the fuck was that Barry Barry?You just walked in as that happened.

Did you not see that shit?Did you not just see that shit?What the fuck was that?

What am I even supposed to do there, bro?

The other guy was actually short though.I'm not trusting this dude at all He said he's been working all day, bro.This was the same guy and he was talking about Norbert.Why is this guy not remembering Norbert?That guy may have been a human and then I was wrong about the other dude.But I kind of believe the Norbert dude.

I let somebody in every time.Every time you let two doppelgangers in tonight.You're lying, bro.How?How did I let two in?I feel like I had a perfect record that time.

Like genuinely a perfect record.Gotta go place these fucking mines down.I'm gonna board this one up.I really want to funnel them towards me.Like I think that is just such a good play It's like bro.I'm not I'm not scared that I'm gonna die, but it's like how the fuck am I?

How the hell am I letting in two doppelgangers every time I feel like I'm so locked in on this and I just keep fucking it up Like this game is actually genuinely hard to determine who's real and who's not what if I actually killed Clyde that would blow Fuck is that first?Fuck, I feel like I hear it.Nah, I'm actually tweaking.Okay, we're safe.Playing this whole stream?Yes, until we beat it.

Bro, it won't let me tear this down.Literally will not let me, whatever.It won't be there tomorrow.We made a lot of money today too.So that's actually really good.I gotta go throw this out.

It like won't let me pick it up though.That's the weird thing.Like why can't I fucking pick up that wood?This out, get a little medibetty.Don't need it.Oh, fuck.

It's just a glitch.Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.I feel like it probably tried to break through and couldn't.Maybe if I do it on this side.It's just glitched.Wait, I think this is the problem.

Now it's just glitched.All right, whatever.Let's leave it.How many more days do we have?Five?Just in case.

Please don't hurt me. I'm mega chill, trust.OK, we have four more nights.I did kill one human.Hopefully it wasn't Clyde.I think it was that other guy.Check for $20 left on the front porch.

Awesome.Three days of medication.Pay it.Eugene, we get him.We get we get Eugene next day and it's all worth it.Letter left in the mailbox.

It reads, Come see me tomorrow.Eugene Blumpkin won't get better unless we take extreme measures.It is signed by the veterinarian clinic that is treating Eugene.A hidden wedding invite can be found.The driver claims to be driving home from this wedding.So the driver was a doppelganger, and then so was Elise, the one with the piercings.

Claims to be going on a beach day on a sunny day, but it's nighttime.That's what I said.And then I killed Vanessa, who was a human.Wait, I didn't kill Vanessa.Vanessa just died.Oh, I killed Barry Aoki.

Oh God, it's a fucking blood day.Good thing we have Eugene with us.Guillermo Brown Labrador reward $50 if you have any info on the missing dog.Shut up, Mark.all this shit off.Eugene, we gotta lock in.

Today's gonna be a scary one.Official warning, as you may notice, the Blood Moon will occur.Blood Moon City emphasizes any attack is guaranteed.So we're getting attacked no matter what.So that means I should buy some shit.Sunglass rack, why not?

Ceiling fans, why not?I like three refreshes, too.I don't want to get another flamethrower.I feel like the flamethrower's not that good.I'll just keep everything else the same.What's your fucking problem, buddy?

Hello, how are you today?

How's it going, Mark?You just glitched out my game, you fucking piece of shit.Mark Ellison, maintenance supervisor.

Give me my shit back!

Indeed, a maintenance supervisor.Oh my god, I have this thing, I got this thing.Normal.Sunglass rack, post that up here.You got to spruce up the place, Chad, or people don't want to come here.That is a really small gumball machine.

I thought it would be much larger than that.Very upsetting, actually.How may I help you?Can I please get $14 of gas?Thank you.Flash shattered on the back, 2F2.

Mayor Dawson spent night in storm to rescue stranded families.Mayor Dawson waded through floodwaters to carry stranded children to safety and stayed until every family was accounted for, quietly insisting anybody would have done the same.Yeah, it's a really old newspaper from around 40 years ago.Sheriff Dawson's daddy was a great guy or somebody who's from before my time.Why do you have that?Why does he have that?

Who just has a newspaper from that long ago?Safe.I got the mayor's the dentist, but I still think this guy's safe.I'm exhausted, been at work since the morning, ready to go home and sleep.You have seen Natasha Lynn before.Night owl, same as me, off the merry makeup, favorably, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good.

Date of birth is fine.You look normal to me.We'll check you out.I gotta go check the back.There might be somebody there.Those fucking weird goblin creatures have been showing up again.

We only got four more days, though.Four more nights.You gotta survive.Then we save Eugene Blumpkin.Then all will be well.Just grabbing supplies for my 30th big what?

Birthday.Big one, you know?30th birthday, you say.

30th birthday, you say.Your 30th birthday, you say.

Your date of birth is 1970.It's 1993.Yeah, you're dead.All right, Eugene, come eat up.Good boy.Come clean up.

Dude, there's a lot of customers coming in now.Sorry if I'm a bit out of it.Been staring at a monitor since before noon.Dickhead, dickhead, stop trying to steal shit.You do this every time.Hold up, let me clean off the blood.

Elena Park.Been staring at a monitor.Just don't like to corporate.Okay, this girl looks like the real version of the other one.Yeah, sorry, I'm not trying to point out your facial acne.That was rude of me.

Have a nice day, ma 'am.Could stock up everything else.Blood on the floor.Let's get the stock up done.We're getting rushed tonight.No matter what so I feel like I can play a little more aggressive Do you have any ideas for something I could give my sister her name's Mia and she's getting married soon.

Yeah, normally you're bald Oh, no, you're not.She's her hair in a bun always wears her blue necklace Don't be the doctor don't be the doctor or the dentist, please please you owe us life the fuck does that mean Come into the forest.I'd rather not.Oh, head into the forest.Okay.Guess what I'm bringing?

A landmine.Go into the forest, they say.You're fucking joking.You owe us life.The fuck does that mean?Don't go out?

I have to.It's a part of the game.I just saw it.What do I have to do?I have to go get more?Drop the bucket.

What do I owe them life?What does this even mean?Owe us life.Is this a ritual for the dentist?Who is this in here?Now he's covered.

I can't fucking see him.I need another blood bucket.Would anyone perchance know where - Hello?I'm just trying to deliver the blood bucket.That's all I'm trying to do.Please don't hurt me.

Please don't hurt me. I think I just rose a demon from the dead.Okay.What lovely antlers you guys have.Are they like homies with me now or what's going on there?They said thank you.So I'm assuming I helped them.

Oh, they gave me a little heart of coins.How nice.Vivian.Why are you wearing lingerie?Standing like you shit your pants.Vivian Mero.

Seamstress.It's just selling, people make it sound fancier than it is.Don't worry, I'm not sick or anything.Right hurts my eyes.AHHHHH!Bro, come on, already?

Stop.Why is this guy still in here?Oh my god, I had no anomalies though.I fucking did amazing chat, am I right?And look, I'm so confident I'll clean up midway.Oh my god, doesn't the arsenal unlock late this game?

I'm just going to set as many traps as possible then.Gene Blumpkin, watch your step there, buddy.I could just get another pistol.Oh, no, I only get one.You got 19 seconds.Get a quick restocking, am I right?

Detasking, eh?I should probably stop.doing that.Here, let's do it from here.I'm in here still.Relax, relax.

You have alerted it.

Oh, I killed it.Bro, what the fuck was that?Was that the thing from the the jack of the box?Well, now that's just sitting there.I'm just going to leave the store.I'm not cleaning shit.

Fuck that.We got three more nights.Three more nights.No humans killed and we surpassed WOTA.Absolute cinema.You arrived at the veterinarian clinic as instructed yesterday.

The vet greets you with a somber look on his face.Unfortunately, Eugene Blumskin's disease is adapting to the medicine.At this point, medication alone won't be enough.The next option is surgery.The surgery is going to cost $250.And then he adds, to be blunt, it needs to happen within three days.

Three days until his surgery bills due.Okay, I'm just going to spin one brilliant fucking tokens and I'm going to make the money.I just need to make $111 in three days.I feel like that's so doable.Like, does that not seem really doable or no?

They seem hard.

Power outage hits East District.A blackout hit the east side.Crews have to restore power in two days.So is my power gonna go out?Bam, spin that shit.We got an email.

Who is sleeping?There's rising activity in Troubled Acres.There are humans that'll come in and find any way to annoy other customers.Unfortunately, they are humans.You may only deal non -lethal damage to them.For example, throwing toilet paper at them.

Troubled Acres negatively affect the rating.So I need to buy...Okay, dude, shut the fuck up.My wife, Bonnie, uses...Okay, hair conditioning.Cool, buddy.

I need to buy something that I can hit them with.Bro, is there no items that I can hit them with?Is there like a bat?I like don't need any...Oh, baseball bat.em bludgeon damage.

It won't immediately kill them.Yo, wake up, dude Oh my god, he's literally just bleeding.Wait.No, I could just shoot them.I just can't kill them.That's all that matters Let's deal with this guy.

Do you know where I could get leave -in conditioner for bomby?Creed is alive Did I say leave -in conditioner?I meant chocolates Your wife's fucking stupid shit stupid shit.You go spin this a million times.I look outside real quick safe I'm gonna place this down I don't like walling that one off.That one's the scariest to me. I don't know why.

I'm gonna keep spam spitting that.I gotta get this guy.$14 of petrol, please.Petrol?Are you British?Tar.

I'll tell you something, assorted foods.

I just went grocery shopping.

That's for my son.Smoking calms me down, you just haven't raised a family yet.989A, right?Right, SUV.I mean, I would say she's clear, right?You're dying, you're dying.

Get the fuck out of here.Yo, get on limping.Get on limping, get on limping.What's that thing crawling on the ceiling?I need to get like regular customers right now.Like nobody's showing up.

Quota, good evening.I need regular customers her fucking her birthmarks were in the wrong spots.Yes.He said non -lethal damage So I can still shoot them.I just can't kill them.Why do I have the most annoying customers right now?

This is insane.Like they're all just super fucking annoying.Oh, what is that noise?There's some bullshit out back.I got a deal with real quick.Hold up There's gonna be more people everywhere long night had the long night

run until late.Ethan Voss.East side of town, really easy business.True, smells of detergent, comes with the business.That's fair.1965, you look normal.

Let's scan you.You're normal.Have a good one, buddy.What am I supposed to?Oh, close that.Well, now he's just bleeding everywhere.

And we have somebody stealing.This is like the most hectic day ever.They don't give me the items back, they die.That's how that works.That's how that works.

I don't understand how you don't realize that.

Hey there boss, hope your night's going smoothly.Derek, you're a fucking imposter.Derek Vaughn.What am I supposed to do about this dead body?Yeah, I know there's a dead guy in there, but I don't like, I don't, I don't understand what I'm supposed to do.Like am I supposed to fucking clean him up or like just leave his ass there munting?

I don't think the solution is having sex with his dead body, but Thank you for your you know input I guess you're both a guy they found by the tracks David heart attack heart attack by the train tracks They said Amaya Gutierrez been looking for a job.Okay.She said something about David.They found at the train tracks David Butters Heart attack, they said.I guess.Oh my God, that's actually just fucking disgusting, too.

Like, you're not even being a nuisance for that.That's like a regular customer.Bro, he's just bleeding all over the place, man. I'm just gonna leave his dead body in there.Like, there's literally nothing I could do.And they all just walk into the woods, like, aimlessly.It's so creepy.

Sup, bitch?I don't know if Marjorie would say that.Used to run the library back when books were still cool.Of course I do.Only walks with a cane.Likes to wear a hat with a bun.

What's wrong with your fucking head?Why are you wearing glasses?I stole him.You like him?Just kidding.I don't care.

Okay, Marjorie's kind of just a badass old lady now.Have a good one.I gotta start spinning the wheel a little bit more.Get that up and moving.She's blind?I don't think she is blind.

Bro, I'm gonna have like every cosmetic.I don't want the pirate hat, I want money.I want money.Picking up a few things for myself tonight.Why are you crying miserably?Juniors mostly Shakespeare and worn out pencils always spends exactly $13.

I suppose Harold used to teach me about it.I'm a lonely widow.Lost Harold last year, feels like yesterday.Why are you yellow?I know what i'm doing now to the point where i'm stocking the shelves so we can leave when we're done Pick up the flamethrower.Where's it coming in?

It better not start that fucking jack -in -the -box bullshit, bro.Why is it not reloading using all?It's like draining my ammo.Could I not kill that the dumbest monster ever?Can I just say that just sometimes in this corner here?It did it last time too like randomly.

It'll just fucking tweak out really going to the bus.I should have spawnedlittle bit more.I don't know if we're going to make enough money in three days.I need $250.We did make, we made $160, but I only get, what, like 10 % of that?

I got 26 bucks.There's no way I'm making enough for $250.How the hell am I going to make that much money?I still need, how much money?$85?Ethan Voss was a doppelganger and Derek was a doppelganger.

Clems to only wear one jacket, yet his jacket's different in the ID.Newspaper mentions a power outage halting business operations.He claims to have been busy today.

That's crazy.I had to look that deep.

I had to look into the power outage on the east side and then know that his fucking laundry mat would actually be closed today because you want to be able to fucking be open for business.Like, are we serious?You got to spin the wheel for money.I mean, bro, I'm going to have to.That's like the only way I foresee us making enough money.Or just like bagging unlimited amounts of trash.

I'm going to place that.We're going to clean real quick.Check the notice board.A resident missing for third week, family in distress.In other news, Midnight Towns County Fair was a success, drawing a strong turnout and positive community feedback.Okay, so somebody like this has been missing for three weeks.

Then I see that fucker, he needs to die.Well, or I found him, one of the two.Evening, just stopping in long shift at the shop.You cannot afford surgery, can you?Call the sheriff tonight, convince him to visit the store tomorrow.Eugene Blumpkin will live a long time.

The sheriff tonight?Howard Elkins.Mechanic since he was 16.Lean -shaven.His thing says his name's Jack.His outfit said my name's Jack.

That's why I killed him.Is that valid enough?I feel like with this game it is.Let everyone in for more cash.I don't want to kill the cop.Wait, this is that guy.

That's what that guy looked like.Hello, I just like these, thanks.Amelia Kramer.A hairdresser.My fading heart tattoo?Yeah, it's here.

On neck.What side of her neck?on the right side okay often repeats questions back when answering repeats questions back she does you're clean you're clean you're clean go go go gotta spin the wheel again delivery arrivedat the bay.I didn't order anything.Did I did I order something?

No, no, you can just leave it off you could leave it I know you could fuck was that about be a big payday for the trash though $2 .60.Hell.Yeah, that's how we're gonna save Eugene.Nobody else showed up.They're dude outside Fucker like $14 a gas handsome.Don't call me handsome strictly professional here suitcases.

Where are you traveling?Addison gray?1999, date of birth, 1962, international passport.My hiking outfit.Keep hiking stuff in there.It's more just me being intrusive than anything.

Oh wait, I couldn't look her up.

Oh my go - Gooping.

I'm gooping.A lot of things going on at once.Darla Groves.Look at me.It's normal.Best swimmer for as long as I can remember.

Who love - I love that they're just like public nuisances.And I actually just shoot them.And then they hobble out of the store and don't say anything.Date of birth, 1969.We'll scan your shit.$34 transaction.

Needed.Yo, what tried to come in here?This fucker stepped on a bear trap.Wash everything down.You quit ogling me. I know I look good.I just came from a date with my husband.

And Walter's always a weakness for a red dress.Your husband's been missing.

I really want to shoot this woman.

I really want to shoot this woman.Her husband's been missing.How do I ask her about that?I might have been dumb, though.Like, she could have been a human.Like, it's just the guy missing looks like her husband.

Whether or not it is, it could just be a different fucking skin in a video game.But like, I don't know, it's suspicious to me.There's so many things that need to be restocked.I feel like not many people are buying.I feel like nobody's buying this many products.Evening, just stocking up for my two little ones.

What is your fucking name?She don't have kids.Martha.Martha Collins.A mother of two.Are her kids dead though?

though?Nope.Short hair.Mother of two.Everything else is fine.Let's go.

Bro, you gotta stop coming in and doing that shit.Like, genuinely gotta stop doing that bullshit.It is so fucking annoying.Yeah, hobble on out.Hobble on out.Thank you.

Thank you.Spray the fucking poop down in this place.I mean, this is just disgusting.I gotta reset this shit.We're not - We are nowhere near the amount of money we need.A few things for your husband, Harold.

Your husband's dead.I talked to you the other day.Goated.Okay, I think this will probably be last customer of the day.I'm hoping we have no doppelgangers.I've killed many people today.

You look tired.Long day?Prayer?Blah, blah, blah.Yeah, he's the dude that's the pastor.Isaac Warren.

He's a youth pastor.Wears a cross necklace.Mother gave it to me.Yeah, it's a muscle thing.He shapes us through our flaws, not in spite of them.What a fucking humble guy.

Hey, have a nice day, man. I'll see ya.You're not a fucking doppelganger.I can tell you that right now.I'm locked in.We're fine.We're fine.

I think that might have already been placed, but I don't know.legitimately impossible I have three of them running at me at the same time I better not have to redo the fucking whole day no that actually just pisses me off that makes me that makes me hate this game that actually makes me fucking despise this fucking game oh my god that makes me so pissed off I have to restart the whole fucking day for that I'm buying every fucking landmine under the Sun you're lying don't want any of that bullshit A landmine purchase.A bear trap purchase.Thank you very much.Thank you very much.Thank you very much.

Okay, what do you need?Oh my god, you're a different guy too.Fuckin' $14 a gas?Sure, what do you need?You have tools in here.Something about the driver.

Okay, what are your fuckin' tools, buddy?You have tools.I used to keep tools in the trunk just in case.Oh, that's fuckin' awesome.LP7...

LP7S.We are speedrunning this day.LP7S.LP it's LP LP 7s dated weekly.Okay.Yeah, we'll fill up your gap.

Thank youHow's it going, buddy?I don't even know who you are.I don't care who you are.I want all of these landmines ready to go the second this fucking game starts.And this door is also just a piece of shit.

Like what the hell is happening over here?Everything's just fucking covered in blood.Oh my God.Throw that out.What's your problem?What if we're just trying to survive?

Morris, what happened to your fucking face?You know what?I don't even care.You know what?I don't even care.I don't even care.

You're dying.You're dying.Yeah, we just got a jackhammer going on outside.This has just turned from a horror game into actual pure rage bait.That is what that is.The last three days of this game is just like, hey, I'm just going to annoy the ever living piss out of you the entirety of this fucking game, by the way.

That's exactly what's happening.Is there anybody in here?No.Awesome.Board this door up.Fantastic.

All right.Let's go over.Oh, how's it going, ma 'am? What do you need? Oh, let me just grab these. Thanks. What's your name? Karen Whitfield. You're a real estate agent and a good one. Signed for a million dollar closure. Okay, cool. That's awesome. You wear gold jewelry. Reminds me of like work. Okay, cool. That's awesome as well. Yeah, it's fucking great. Great. It reminds you of work. Alright, leave. Oh, we have another delivery. This time it's for dead bodies. How's it going? How's it going? How's it going? Oh, how's it going, guys? Oh, hey. Hey, guys. Nice to see you. Any more? Any more? Okay, no. Let's just bag up all these dead bodies. Oh, we have somebody bringing in a jukebox to this place. Okay. Yeah, just jammin' out.Yeah, just gotta pick up all this meat.Yeah, let's just pick up all this meat we got all here.All right, let's watch that up.

Okay, okay.Oh, yeah, somebody's breakdancing.All right.I don't even give a fuck.That lady annoyed the shit out of me last time.You've been oogling at me.

Why are you oogling at me?Yeah, my hubby Walter loves when I wear this sexy red dress.Oh, awesome.Wow.Yeah, I bet he fucking I bet you guys fuck so hard, right?Yeah, that's awesome.

Why are you telling me that?I'm a cashier at a fucking counter.Why are you talking about how sexy, uh, your fucking dress is for your husband?Nobody gives a shit lady.Fuck.Oh my god.

Board that shit off.How's it going old man?What's going on?You're the dude that was missing.You're the dude that was missing.You're dying for that.

Oh my god.oh my god guess what you're fucking dying for that and i hope i've killed every single human in this fucking game right now i hope everybody's a doppelganger i hope everybody that i passed is a doppelganger and everybody else is human oh what are you doing in the back here man oh you're just throwing everywhere that's awesome you want to fuck off thanks that's great let me just spin the wheel real quick all right let's run over here oh we got to restock the shelves completely forgot about that Completely forgot about that.Oh, you're a little a little tired.We got a late shift going on.Okay, uh, i'm doll con Uh, yeah, not too far from here.You give me a free pizza.

Yeah, I can't see without the glasses.That's awesome Can I scan you real quick?Awesome.You look like a real person and i'll let you through man.Have a nice day.That's fucking fantastic I gotta reset this bear trap because one of the million knees stepped on it.

Oh, and there's blood all over the place Bring me to the night, bro.If I don't have doppelgangers, I don't even need to deal with that, man Please purchase these alcoholic beverages I may have just shot a child trying to underage by alcohol, but maybe don't do that at a doppelganger store.Oh, wow, a fucking rat that I just picked up.How the hell did I do that?Oh, I let two doppelgangers in.I let two doppelgangers in.

I feel like I killed every single person in the game.the entirety of this fucking game.That's like almost unbelievable to me.That I let two doppelgangers in.Like I actually don't believe that.Like I legitimately do not believe that.

I'm placing every mind down.It's like terrifying.Okay.It's gonna be a rough night already.Come here.Good shit.

Good shit.Fantastic fucking work.It's already off to a fucking swimming start.A swimming start.Oh, I love this.I could have also just had no doppelgangers, but I have a feeling that this game is slightly impossible to not have a single doppelganger.

That or I'm just really stupid.Maybe a mixture of the both.Oh my God.Awesome.And I leave.Oh my God.

No, I need to restock everything.Apparently every product in the entirety of the store was bought today.So that's really fun.So I'm going to make $10 today for my dying goose, Eugene Blumpkin, because the store manager doesn't give a fuck about him.Oh, that was night 12 out of 13.Wait, is this last night?

I killed two people.Bro, the goose is dying, bro.I'm not going to have enough money.You're receiving an email claiming if you call the sheriff and have him visit the store tomorrow, Eugene Blumpkin's surgery costs will be covered.Bro, I'm calling Clyde.Fuck Clyde.

He agrees to visit tomorrow.Yeah, the fucking dentist will kill Clyde, but Eugene Blumpkin will be saved.He's barely clinging to life.I have to call Clyde.Q died.Shift.

Five years since beloved Mayor Dawson's death.We already read this.Customers have begun to leave without paying.Customers have more patients.The store rating's high.My store rating is high.

Doppleganger's patients runs empty and alert the entity.Good evening.So I have to talk to them quickly.Ren, somebody had to make the dead look presentable.Always carrying an old suitcase.Work stuff, don't.

Dude, like I'm not going to be able to do all these at once.This is going to stress me.$20 in gas.I have three kids.Oh, oh, hey, everybody.Oh, hey, everybody.

Nice to have everybody coming to the store at once.Oh, hey, everybody.Oh, I was...Oh.Oh, gosh.Oh, gosh.

Yeah, just grabbing a few things Kevin Larson insurance sales claims mostly exciting pays the bills 5 -5 -5, 6 -6 -2, 7 -8 -2, 5 -5 -5.Like, he's just hitting on me.Call with the phone, I can't.Killed him.Something just stepped on a fucking bear trap and died.Hopefully it wasn't a person.

I think I've killed probably 20 humans today.Oh, do you like your life?Fill the bag with money if you want to see your family again.Okay, well...Well, your ass died pretty quickly, so...Don't know if you really expected that one there, bud.

All this for a duck.Yeah, I'm starting to feel like Eugene's not really worth it.I'm really start - Oh my God, it's Clyde.Good to see ya.Thanks for calling me up.He's about to get his head snapped off.

Clyde, my God, Clyde.You're a dumbass.Oh, you're Clyde Dawson.Are you gonna pay for my goose like you said you would?Oh, now I'm in the meat chambers.Oh, he didn't pay for the goose.

He told me he was gonna pay for the goose.Why did he not pay for the goose?Fuck you dude!I, yo, I, no, gimme, gimme like a weapon to fight this fucker.I don't like pro.Mayor I got him down mag dumping mag dumping no fat sack of cash.

How am I gonna pay for?I'm not gonna pay for the goose ain't clean enough shit.I'm dropping everything and I'm fucking out of here, bro Bye find other ways to pay for Eugene.What like selling myself?Oh my god No humans killed really you make your way to the vets still shaking by your strange dreamlike encounter with a dentist the receptionist informs me that Eugene's surgery costs have already been covered by an anonymous source Eugene lives, but I let Clyde die The trade -off wasn't worth it.In the end, you saved Eugene Blumpkin.

The surgery was paid for in full, just like the email promised.An emotional funeral was held for the beloved sheriff of Midnight Town.Only you know what you traded for him.This save file has changed to post -story mode.You may continue playing endlessly.I think I'd rather die.

or not night 12 after night like 10 bro you're just doing 95 tasks at once i think it'd be easier when you have like other people with you in co -op oh my god solo that game's so hard holy shit it was fun though that was a w game i'm glad we beat it today instead of splitting it up into two days all right here we goschedule chat.We're calling that there.That was a fun stream.