
DoorDashing in a mini-Porsche ποΈπ (@SurRonster)
Behind the Badge
Oh, I got a trip! Let's f**king go! Let's go, I got a trip! Come on!
I'm actually shocked. For some reason I thought I'd go a second day with no orders. You're the man, thank you for that. I'm not even scared of anyone stealing this, like what are you gonna do, pick it up? What, are people stealing chicken or what? I've never seen security at a chicken spot. Are people stealing chicken? Awesome, thank you so much. I'm not stealing, I swear bro. Have a good one. My first order in the mini Porsche.
Six minute drive to drop this bad boy off. The Uber map's so annoying, it like gets you most of the way there, but then it doesn't show you very accurately where. There we go, food's still in one piece.
I'm not gonna lie, this sh** spilled all over the back. I'm not gonna lie, this sh** spilled all over the back.
Ten dollars and six cents. That is probably a record for me.
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