Double Betrayal | Ep 322 | Bad Friends

Here we are once again together.

You see my fit today?I'm a Netflix guy.I'm a Hulu guy, dude.Look at this.Whoa, dude.

Where's that club at?

Look at that.Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival.

Are you serious?And this hat.Yeah, they didn't send me nothing.Seriously?Yeah, I mean, I got nothing.I got an email and it said - Interesting.

Our top - Interesting.

It said our - Please say yes.Please say yes.Please say yes.

Please say yes.Interesting.Interesting.Please say yes.

Per se.Per se.No, you got a jacket.They sent you one.Is it a medium?Oh, yeah.

Interesting.

Interesting.

The old dogs are the best dogs.

No, no, no.That dude.

dad dude and then logan i love logan i i i love you hayley he's one of my he's my favorite you know my favorite is uh connor oh he's legend because my impression of connor is literally flawless i i know it is and a raven he's the king he's the king dude you in you don't have to say that It's so good.Mom.

It's so good, dude.Mom.It's so good, dude.Would you perhaps be interested in taking a walk?Yeah.

He's the best.I was thinking about, like, they should be, love is - Connor.Love on the spectrum, Japan.Interesting.

Interesting.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Bro.It's the best show.

It's the best show bake bake bake shows good.

It's up there, too We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the youtube theater in inglewood california for the netflix's joke fest But thank you so much.

I was a really good turnout and uh, we got invited to the I think last yearthey had the Netflix brunch, and we talked about it, did we not?

Isn't it every two years?

It's every two years.It wasn't last year, it was two years ago.So two years ago, there was a brunch.Ted Sarandos' house.At Tred...Tred?

Tred Sarandos.

Yeah, Tred's...Ted Sarandos' house.Yeah, careful.That a boy.Yeah, poke him.Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod yeah, I know, but I heard you were very very punctual first guy there I was probably the first guy there.

I was the first guy to leave mm -hmm.It was me and done now you were yeah I mean, well you did it almost a trick to me.

It was a good bit gay The ladies are here the Philippine we talk about the trick real quick.

Yes the ladies sit down girls And we'll chat a little yeah, so um So we did the Ted Saranto's Netflix house.First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo.Wow.Everybody got an invite.Everyone got an invite.

That's why we went.

I know.That's what it felt like.

Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what scragglers?

I know.I know.I go, I looked around and go, that's not a guy I know.Yeah, yeah.There was definitely some likers.Yeah.

A couple of bookers were there.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It was crazy.And then also the guests of other comedians.Plus one.So what happens is, this is what happens, right?

A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian, and there's a smaller comedian will sneak into the photo.And I could name a couple, I don't want to put them out, you know what I mean?But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may.If I may.You may.Okay, so I think Tom Segura, if you watch the big shot, right, they had us throw a ball toward the camera.

They all made us take a playpen ball like McDonald's play place.They made us grab a ball and they said, we're going to throw it at the camera at the exact same time.

Yes.So what I did was not throw.Right.I know there's a reason.trick yeah yeah yeah Bob I just did when they said at three right they said we're gonna count to three at three throw the ball One, two, three, everyone threw the ball, not me, I did my best smile.All right, because I know the trick, right?

Because if I did any kind of motion, it would make...So what Segura did, which was crafty, right?When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg Fitzsimmons' face.And if you look at the photo up close, Fine Tom Segura, Greg Fitzsimmons' face is completely blocked out.

Show him the photo.

You didn't send it.I sent him the big photo.Just got it now.There it is.Yeah, so go zoom in.Zoom in up where I am.

I'm in the middle.See that me?Right there.Yep.All right, so right to my right.Now there's Seguro right above me.

Go closer.Go zoom in closer.And there's Fitz's face.And that's Seguro's hand.He fucked him.

And look at Theo, by the way.Yeah.Finally closing his mouth in a photo.This guy, the first time ever.And you want to see how Andrew handles these public events because he gets nervous.Scroll to the left.

Scroll to the left.

Scroll to the left.

That's not it.That's not it.

I don't know what that is.That is it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I don't know what that is.

So see the big yellow ball there?Zoom in there.No, right there.Zoom in there.And that's me in the top corner right.Yeah.

And I look at how happy like it's a basketball You're Steph Curry.

Look at that three -pointer, dude Why'd you three -point that ball dude how happy I am?

Yeah, you are so miserable there that smile Yeah, so first of all, they shuffle everyone in here and then all of the all of the um, hungry Give me need attention comics have have pushed their way to the front literally.All right, let's go to the front and then I saidAnd I said, I'll just stand in the back.I don't care and the girl was like just get down there go down there And I said don't worry about it.I I don't want to do it Yeah, but everyone that forced their way down to the front Yeah, it was like you know and look at wait zoom out a little bit and look to the right Jeff Garland did catering that day by the way Dropping off a plate of food.

No, but Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right?Interesting!Interesting!What he did was, you don't know the reference because you haven't seen the show, but...Insane.It's insane.

It's such a good show.Great show, love on the spectrum.Yeah.But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter, I saw.Hmm.Because you have to witness their behavior.

Oh, that's smart.Right?And he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean.Right?So now he's a focal point.That's exactly right.

He's pulling.Yeah, yeah, yeah.He's pulling focus.And that's an interesting thing.

Interesting.Interesting.

Yeah.So then in the front, go to the front.Let's see who's in the front.Ooh.Kerry Kenney, Will Forte, Matt Rife, Robbie Praugh, Matt Rife is above the guy in the red shirt.

Burt is right behind Matt Rife.

That's above Matt.Seinfeld is above.

And that's Ted Sarandos right next to Sandler there next to Eddie Murphy right in the middle of the black shirt That's that's the Netflix dog next to David Letterman.Uh -huh.Pretty cool class.Legend.Yeah.Yeah, and then let's go back up a little bit.

Back up.Go zoom into my face one more time.Legends.

Legends.

And look at my face.

Yeah, yeah.

Couldn't be more anxious.I think you purposely did that.Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this.I know I don't like these things.They give me really bad anxiety I understand that I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it What's because I do know why because I don't belong.

No, I'll tell you why what this is my theorydon't get mad Oh, yeah, cuz Taylor Swift's out there.Oh, that's a good joke.Yeah, I Think it's not big enough You need a higher.Yeah, it's gonna be Zuckerberg.Yeah.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

Come on.No, it's just not funny.I Mean if it was funny, it'd be good What is that but when things bomb I do that, oh, yeah Yeah, you should do that.

Yeah, I'm gonna do that from now on on this podcast I will lift myself up with something doesn't land.Yeah, but to me it is funny and If you zoom in those are just tough tough for me to do.It's hard.Here's it's really hard I talked to everybody about it.I walked up to everyone I go.How do you feel they go?

I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious It's anxiety induce, and I said I feel the same way, but what I did was a couple of things Well, you took your Lexapro, first of all.I took my Lexapro and I went against my gut instinct on certain things.So, I walked up to people that I never knew, I never met, and I just said, hey, I'm Bobby McCormick, I'm just a big fan.That's awesome.I did it to Jon Stewart.I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk.

That's cool.Yeah.So, I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I went...Now, Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that, but he has an aura that you can't...You just can't break that aura.

He's perfect.

You know what I mean?It's like an energy field or something.But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing.He goes, hello, sir.And he shook my hand.Wow.

And I'm like, oh my God.Yeah, I couldn't believe I couldn't believe it.

That's awesome.Yeah.No, so this was it was amazing It was beautiful to be around all these legends.It was incredible.I just it gave me yeah, it's a lot anxiety It's hard because there's too many people I like look at that like there's Taylor Tomlinson up there.I didn't even see her there That's what sucks is like there's people you didn't even see dude Kate Hudson's in front of me. I she was literally two feet away

from me I didn't even see her well you also asked who is that Yeah, because in my mind I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that.

I was like, you know her.

Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind it's like, if you're going to like, you know, a football hall of fame and a cricket player's there.Yeah.So we're like, you're right.So in your mind you're like, what team?Falcons?You know what I mean?

I don't know, you know?

It was pretty cool though.It was a cool moment in time.And then when it was over, so here's, this is my favorite part.Is Falcons a team?Yeah, Atlanta.Okay, thank God.

So then it's all over, coming to a close.Bob and I get on the phone, he calls me.And I shared this, I called Louie, Louie was in the car with Fitz and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much.Bob calls me and he's like, hey, are you still there?And I was like, yeah, I wasn't, I was in my car.

No, because Andrew had told me earlier on in the party.Be the first to leave.You pulled me aside, you go, as soon as the phone was over, you got to rush.

Got to get out of here.

To the, you know what I mean, valet because there's going to be a line.So me and Donnell Rollings, he beat me.

Mm -hmm.

Well, he's yeah.Yeah, he's faster faster and we both were running As with our ticket or internet.Yeah, we were the first to get to the valet, right?You're right, but my car came first, of course, right the blue across the street.Yeah I saw it when I pulled in.Was it really?

Yeah, they left you close.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Because I was the first guy there.Mine was about a mile away.Yeah, so then I left and then like maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew, or did you call me?You called me. I called you about something and then you said, I go, where are you at?

And you're like, I'm still at Ted Sarandos' house.I lied, I was in the car.I know, but then what'd you say?

So then I said, dude, you're he he said should i should i not have left because i he thought i was still there and i said you're not going to believe this i go dude oh no i'm sorry we i called you back because i said i said i'll talk to you later so then i saidabout this in my head and I called him back and I was whispery.And I said, Hey dude, you're not going to fucking believe this.And he goes, what?I go, we're inside Sarandos' master suite.He has a movie theater in here and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, Jon Stewart.

And he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out.It's incredible.And then he asked me, where's Bobby?And I lied for you.I said you were downstairs still.And he said, can you go get him?

So I'm panicking.And he was like, are you fucking should I?Oh, my God.Should I come back?And I was like, you got it, dude.I don't know, man. I got to go.

Maybe come back.And I called Louie and Fitz and told him and they were like, are you gonna tell him the truth?I was like, I have to, I have to fuck it.Because he would have driven back to Sarandos.

I was, I get a U -turn.

Pulled into his driveway.I'm like, eee!

I get a U -turn, I'm racing back to where, you know, the area.Right, and then he called me back going, I'm just kidding, bye.

Can you imagine?He believed it for a second.I'm in Sarandos' master suite with Louie and Letterman and Johnson.

It's such a believable, come on guys, it's a believable situation.

For Andrew, yes.

Did they let us into the house?I mean, it's like you can't you don't even hide the meanness.

No, I said for Andrews have a livable situation.I believe that he would be there.I'm.Oh, I agree with you.

Oh, OK.They didn't.They didn't.So defensive towards you now that it's like I miss. I gave you.I ruminate about it.

You know, I gave you a big hug the other day.The comic.

You're drunk.Yeah, you were hammered.You were hammered.That doesn't count.We're doing that show soon with him.No, the comics weren't allowed in the house.

You're going to let all these pigs inside the house?That's insane.No chance.So, obviously, we weren't allowed inside of the home of Ted Saranus, but we were happy to be in the yard.Look at Fahim.He was happy.

Yeah, Fahim's happy.He was happy.

I wasn't unhappy.

That's my face.I get very anxious at these.I get nervous out of my mind.And then Sherry Oteri, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legendsOh, I love Sherry.Yeah legend Yeah, turn to me and said are do you have enough room?

Are you okay?I said, I'm fine I don't need to I can I don't need to like wiggle into the thing and cuz I'm like on a side Standing on a side thing.Yeah, and she said what's wrong?I said These things make me so uncomfortable.I know, I know.And she said, give me a hug.

And she gave me the biggest fucking hug.And it, it, I still made that face for the photo.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.But inside, I felt incredible, because she's a legend.It was incredible to see some of these people, man.

Yeah.It was really, really cool.It was really incredible, yeah.And then, man, what a night I had after our show.Adam Wright, look at him.Yeah.

So just for the fans, so I can say this.So, because it feels incredible.It feels incredible.After we did our show at the YouTube theater, that the girls were at.Yes.Thank you for coming.

Amen.I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after party.I go to this after party.It's for agents and managers.It's a decoy.

Oh, tell me about this.

I walked in and I was like, oh no, this is the decoy party.Because everyone was like, is Dave going to be here?And you could tell right away, you're like, oh no, this is for agents and managers.And then I get my phone back because they're locked up.I walk outside and I texted Chappelle.I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up.

I think I got the wrong thing.Are you guys at another spot?"He goes, yo, pull up.Almost immediately he was like, you got to pull up.Who are you with?I said, my buddy, a few of my friends.

I said, I'm with three black adult men if that helps.And he said, it does.And I went to - I know one of them.That's a good thing.Devontre, EP, and my buddy Spank.

Oh, EP was there?

Yeah.Okay.And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away.I walk in.The inside child, you're not going to relate to this as much, but the inside - I'm all with it.The child inside of me exploded.

I'm telling.It was insane.Yeah, yeah.I walk in and on stage, there's 40 people.On stage is Talib Kweli and Mostef, and they're doing basically half of Black Star, the album, right?It starts to flood in with people like more people are starting to catch on to like, oh, yes, Oprah.

They're performing.Oprah was on drums.Yeah.

Yeah.

So then bus bus ride and Dennis Rodman, Dennis Rodman was there.Yeah.Buster Rhymes gets on stage.And I was already like, this is insane.And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking.

Ooh.

And Kanye gets on stage.No.My hand to God.It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.Holy shit.

Kanye is it the night that we did last Friday night where we when we did our show after our show Yeah, it's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade.

You went to go get food.Oh, yeah Okay, you literally were like I'm gonna go eat and I was like, I think we're gonna go the Chappelle thing up He heard me say it I was like, I think I'm gonna go the Chappelle thing and you were like, we're gonna go get food So you fuck off your own opportunities because you could have been there and I was in the front row I went right up to the front row.I wanted to watch Kanye He was in military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles where he goes Wow, he smiles and takes away and they played it all falls down And then he did they did a few other songs and he was actually rapping.It was wild to see All that anti -semitism went right out the way right out the window right out the window Yeah, it was incredible to see him live like that that close.It was banana.That's what's insane And how many people were there in the audience?

I would I would argue by the time that he got on stage because people were going outside to text like people had got their yonder bags Unlocked to go text friends try to sneak into this, you know this venue Wow Wow, probably 200 at the most.Oh my god.It was like the OR maybe less maybe like 150 It was fucking incredible.

What time is it?

Mmm midnightor one in the morning.

I was asleep.

Yeah.

Yeah.I was dead.You were never going to come to that.I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing it.Do you know who Talib Kweli is or no?

I am him.

That's how much I'm a fan.

Good answer.

I am.

Anyway, we had a great show.We appreciate all the fans coming to the Bad Friends Show.And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us.Yeah.Our Filipino friends.Isa and Jules.

Jules.The shoes are phenomenal.

It's hers.

Those are dope.Yeah.And she never wears shoes.And your mom came.

Yeah, my mom came.

She was flirting with me so hard backstage.I know.She loves the orange dick.She does.Yeah, yeah.Orange chicken.

Her favorite.

She goes, where is your dressing room?I can't say orange, why?Why can't I say that?

You can.

And I did.

America first.She asked me where my dressing room was many times.She goes, can I go to your dressing room?I said, sure, man, come into my dressing room.

Tito Bobby was gonna push her while you were doing your set.

Onto the stage?Yeah.Can't have a moment of my own, huh?Always gotta sabotage my bit.Are you on have a moment of my own out of your gourd soon as the spotlight's not on you boy Oh boy, does it get dark?Do you think you think I would do that?

Are you insane?Yes, you absolutely would never do that Lie lie lie grabbed her and I kind of pushed her towards stage I go in a row of Andrew said but I would never push her all the way in Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that?Not in front of that many people now.

Yes, you would I wouldn't Who believes that he wouldn't do that?

You know what you did?You tongue -kissed a man. I was there, you stuck your tongue out, and you guys did a little swirly swirl in front of my face, and you are, my friend, gay.That is actually right.That's exactly like gay, right?10 points.

Bobby did that to six other guys.

I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl.You open mouth as kids with your tongue.That is his rule, no open mouth.No open mouth, dude.I don't want hantavirus.It's out there.

I've already had four times.Yeah, yeah.

I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do.I don't know how to do it.

Whoa.Whoa.See, you know why you say, why wouldn't I never do a cruise?Why?Hantavirus.Exactly, dude.

You're right.I was right.But you never said hantavirus.

Yeah, I thought it.Okay, okay.That's what I'm saying.

I thought it.Imagine if a hantavirus hit the Adam Devine fucking cruise.Yeah, the important cruise?Yeah, yeah.Imagine if that happened.First one to die, throw it out.

Who's the first one to go?Stop breaking the table.You know what someone said to me one time?What?Someone who listened to the show, a friend of our family, says, when Bobby kicks the table, and my speakers in my car with bass are on, it sounds like an explosion happened outside.Who would die first?

Because I know we have the same answer.Yeah, I know.We can't say it.

Neither of us are going to say it.I know we're not going to say it.Isn't that fucking annoying?That's interesting.

Fuck, that's interesting.

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That's ethos, E -T -H -O -S .com slash bad friends.Application times may vary, rates may vary.Girls.Yeah.How are you guys?

How are you guys doing?We're good.Yeah.You good?So you got a huge pop last night.Massive.

Rudy, Rudy, of all those people.

And then you said one thing.

I waved.

That's true.Issa, you didn't say anything.I think Issa needs a bigger pop from the fans.I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more.

Yeah, I think so too.

But she's our secret weapon.She's a secret weapon.She's the new funniest girl on the show.Yeah, yeah.You know, you've been overtaken by a mile, because you've changed.I haven't changed.

You 100 % are a different person.

Oh, really?Last night I was at the house and she was working out, right?

You're exercising.Oh my God!

At late at night.

She's like...Oh my God!

Right and they said with weight you doing the hockey.Yeah, yeah, right.Yeah, and I was going I Have a model shoot Tuesday.Oh And then she showed me photos of other models are gonna be there and like I'm not Yeah, but she was like working.I go it doesn't work in one night You have to be doing this every day for like two years forever forever.Yeah.

Yeah, do you work like she was doing it?

Yeah.

No, don't worry about it I think doesn't mean I say don't work out don't work out to everybody don't do it Everyone should stop this blob of yellow garbage still rocking still rocking still rock go Paul ups.No cancer nothing in my bottlechecked yeah in my butthole yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, so she was working out and then um you never guys talked about Coachella You guys had so much fun we get so much fun Would you go back?

I would I don't think she would you why won't you go back?So much people so much.

Oh my god.Give me a fucking break Oil the brat I went for you you spoke and I'm gonna tell you something right now and And you're just getting me off my rockers, right?Get off my lawn Get off my lawn get off his lawn.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

All right.I'm so furious.I have to slowly get this up I'm so sorry hit her hard off my fucking go for a man.

All right, sir Interesting.Okay, so um I'm sorry, ah, ah, Shelly.Oh, did I step on you, Shelly?How does she even stand him?It's alright, James.

You know they're doing get ready with me tutorials, and it's amazing yeah, he's putting on yeah He's putting on she's taking off makeup.Yeah, and putting a moisturizer, and he is doing the voiceover.It's fucking incredible I gotta watch now.

She's Shelly's applying moisturizer Yes, all right so so you know full glow It's amazing great impressionist.Thanks.They should have cast you on SNL.I could have made mad TV I honestly believe because you were this close No, I was pretty far away.No, there's no way you flew to New York and did in front of Lauren Yeah, it wasn't right for me.

You know, what's right for me?

What bad friends what I'm saying?No, this is the only show that they missed out so badlybecause this is the best guy out there No, no, no that I would address the characters and impressions and all that do you would have killed I would have drowned No, you're you're you hit the ball.

You're Daryl strawberry.I do cocaine All day long you hit the ball strawberries the man.Yeah.Yeah.

Yes, so I Take it back, take it back.Let's take it back.I went to Coachella.

I did not want to go.I did it for you guys, right?So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right?And you guys are like, we will not do that.What'd they do?I want to go to Magic Mountain.

Magic Mountain's great.Right.And they're like, no, something else.And I go, you know what I mean?One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean, is lighter than a trip to Coachella.

I would argue.You taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets is worth five Magic Mountain trips.Thank you!

Five or six?

Six, yes.But five, absolutely.Absolutely five.Yeah, at least.Yeah, at least, right?

I've already went to Magic Mountain.It doesn't matter.

Did you go with him?Yeah, you were there too.You were there too.Okay, so that's one trip.That's one trip.No, I'm asking for two, and I deserve five.

I agree.Yeah, do the math.in and out afterwards yeah do the whole day was incredible yeah okay so yeah so they won't do it whiny baby so that I gave them two options move out no okay no magic mountain or skydiving oh and what do you know he's know that no one dies at skydiving yeah magic mountain yeah yeah what's more safer skydiving or magic mountain I would imagine maybe skydiving.

I think skydiving is more hefty ever.No, because Magic Mountain people don't die.While there is no single public record up to date for injuries, six flagged Magic Mountain reports are valid.109 injury complaints.But that's it.No deaths.

No deaths.No deaths.Yeah.You'll break an arm.Big deal.

You got another one.Big deal.

Yeah, yeah.You break a white one.

Why can't we go to like Ren Fair?

Because this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road.Skydiving accidents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States, over 3 million annual jumps.So that's not bad.It's not bad.So 10 to 5.So skydiving or Magic Mountain?

I'll do magic mouth.

I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping.

No, I can't do that.

You're more apt to skydive than bungee jump?

Yeah, because bungee jumping it's just like, I don't know.

Yeah, so is skydiving.

Yeah, but you're with someone.

You're falling.

But you're with someone, no?

Yeah, you're with an insurrectionist like January 6th guy.Hey, man, you know.Bungee jumping is very safe.

One in every half a million.This war is going great.Easy.What?Nobody dies.No one dies.

That's so scary.

One death per year globally.And that guy wanted to die.He wanted to die.

He probably unhooked.He purposely, he went, nah.

Unhooked the carabiner.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be a fast, painful death.

Hitting the ground.You know what the worst part would be?It would explode, right?I mean, you'd pop for sure.Yeah, especially if you ate that morning.Yeah, the worst would be it goes down then it comes back and then it losing it then would be even worse.

What do you mean?Like when the bungee goes boing and then it goes if you fell from the set from like you feel like the bounce it held you and then it didn't held you.Oh, you hear a snap when you're going.Oh, my.Oh, my Lord.That would fuck.

That would fuck you up.Because you feel like you survived the first.

Right.You would hear the snap.Oh, my God.And you're like, what is that?And you.do calculations i'm dead i'm dead i die i'm fucking dead me die yeah me die yeah so skydiving bungee

or Magic Mountain Open with what?Open with x2 yeah It's the best one best one.Yeah, it's the most fun.It's the most fun.Yeah, cuz you start off backwards.There's fireballs Love the fire.

We love the fireballs and what you survive the fireballs.Everything's pretty everything's easy easy after that.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah What do you go on the Joker or something like that's a cakewalk?Easy look at this.Yeah, look at this and the speakers pumping in the sound.Yeah dreams.

I love it Today Okay, I have a girlfriend and she doesn't want to go yeah, yeah, but she's going you know why It's horse or skydive or skydiving.It's duty.

Yeah girlfriend, dude Yeah, it's called duty.

Okay, not that I'm a king Right?But I'm a crown prince.

You're not the crown prince.You're not the crown prince.

What am I then?

It's her.She's the crown prince.

I'm a butler.Wow.Wow.She's the crown princess.

Why?Call her sweetheart.Yeah.

Tell us more.

Sweetheart.

He gets really nice when she's around.He's so nice.Yeah.

When she's around.

We had dinner last night and he was very nice.

So she should be around more.Yeah, he turns into a better version of Bob.

He doesn't even fart in front of you.

That I find hard to believe.

I sneak away.You know what I do?She's in the bed, and I'll go all the way down my hallway, because I have a little hallway, and I go to the very end of the front, the door of my bedroom.I squeeze my cheese, and I go, I do it like, you know, like an Agent Orange.Oh, you do the open your cheese.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I go.And then I let the smell simmer there, because what happens is, I don't know if you know about science, you know what I mean?But it follows you like a stalker, like a stalker in the night, you know what I mean?A little Richard Ramirez following you in the night, okay?So I let Richard dissipate.And then I'll go back into the arena, right, and lay down.

But sometimes what happens is there's a little bit of another, you know what I mean, Zodiac killer that comes after.So I have to leave the bed again and release the Zodiac killer.A little aftershock.Right, a little aftershock.So that repeats several times over the night, depending on if I had ice cream or not.

Right.Yeah.Remember when you farted on Andrew's wife?That's good growth.

Dude, are you trying to start a war?No, I'm just saying that's - Because that was let go in the past.He was so mad.Yeah, so what are you trying to do?

I'm saying that's beautiful character growth.You're growing up.Oh my God, dude.

Why would you bring that up, dude?

Dude, we almost ended.The Beatles were over.I mean, Yoko had entered.I mean, it was bad.

Yoko farted on Paul's wife.

It was bad.It was bad.He pulled me aside and he goes, You don't ever do that again.In a million years.Yeah, and I locked eyes with them, and just through the eyes I can see, right, don't ever do that again.Evil, evil dead.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.I mean, it was bad, but yes.what else have you noticed about me?

You're just sweeter and nicer, and you're very cuddly with her.That's cute.

You're a new man.No, I'm cuddly with all creatures.Like my dogs and cats, right?

It goes dogs, cats, girlfriend.

Well, I've known my dogs and cats longer.That's true.You know what I mean?Yeah.You know, I have a connection with Gobi, my first dog I've ever had.Yeah.

She's still with me and she looks at me like, dad.

She's your, she's your daughter.Yeah.

So it's like, there's a, there's a connection there.So it's like, I can't put that in order yet.

I agree.

You know, you're right.

Yeah.There is no order yet.Yeah.So, um, how are you feeling?Yeah, you want to talk about it.Yeah, so let's talk about Carlos's head transplant.

Do you want to talk?I mean it looks it looks oh, I'm feeling good right now Yeah, you're not any sort of pain.It's just a little sore, but it's been big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair Yeah, congratulations Wow duck down a little bit.Let's see.Let's see just the yeah.Wow.

Yeah, that's what's gonna happen Yeah, yeah, but it's been going well.

Could you it's gonna look like when we first met Exactly.That's crazy.

Could the hairline be a little lower?

Well, they were trying to be realistic.Like, there's not enough grafts in the back to put on top.

Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrows.And it was just hair all the way.I mean, that'd be a cooler look.

But it would stop up here, and I would have no hair in the back.

No one looks like that.That's amazing.

Oliver Tree or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But I have a thought that you're going to get the hair, and you're going to still buzz your head anyway.And you're going to keep it short.

I I want to grow it out once I get it.Yes.Yeah, I want to do the slick back.

You got to.No, don't do the slick back.

I like slick back.

No, dude.Grunge.

Oh, see, that's kind of cool.Yeah, that's cool.Crazy.Like I've been on the road.

It's going to take a long time to grow a grunge hair.A mad scientist.It's, he has what, 40 more years to do it.

Yeah.

I know.A little bit less.Yeah, just a little less.

You guys think you're gonna die before, or that I'll die before you?

There's a chance.There's a chance.And I would like to talk about, if I may.

May.Gosh.What?We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story.

Oh my god, that makes me so mad.What?Dude, that puts me in such a rage.What's wrong?Because as if.There are two sides.

There's no, there's no, it's not Rashomon.It's a Purcell reference.Anyway, it's not, you know what I mean, a two -sided situation.It's one clear side.Oh, you almost did?Why didn't you call him?

Because he would have been on my side.I called you.

What happened?

Because I knew Andrew would see things the correct way.

I want to hear your side.Can I hear your side?

That's a good strategy for me to go first.

It's a brilliant strategy.

Yes, you can come up with things to defend you.Okay, I'll just go.

Queen's Gambit here, dude.You got to find out.

I'll go because there's certain...

I want to go first.No, I want to go first.I'll tell you why, right?

That's a good boundary.I'll respect that.

There's certain things that I want to omit from the story.Copy.That's why I want to go first.So what is it?Do people like listening to this stuff or no?

We don't know what it is yet.

That's true That's ugly too, but these kind of personal like I mean conflict.Yes, man.Okay.What is it?All right, so, um, I played, uh, New Jersey packed Wellington.Yeah, and then we did well, man.

Sorry, well, man.

Yeah, and then we did Medford packed, right?Sadly a Saturday.I had a little problem in Atlantic City.Yeah What happened?What was the laugh about me?I asked per se.

I'm having a trauma.Yes.

What happened?having a trauma response.

Oh, interesting.What happened?Um, I First of all for weeks.I was like, can I get out of this gig?You don't want to go to AC Is that that is is that when you you know before you go to a gig and you know, there's that blue dot Epidemic, you know what that is?Oh, yeah You know about the blue dot epidemic?

Is that hantavirus?No, it's different.

He doesn't have it ever, so that's why.

I know, he doesn't ever have the blue dot epidemic.What are you talking about?

Blue dots on Ticketmaster.

Oh, oh, the seats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay, yeah.

What's your problem?What are you angry about?I asked you what the...What is going on?

I don't know.Are you okay?I don't think I am.You're on edge.I know, I know.He does it.

Well, what happened?I'm going to tell you right now.Fine.All right.So, not a good show, right?I think I did pretty good given the circumstances in terms of response.

Casinos can be hard.

Did you play Borgata?No, Ocean.And you know, I still got over a thousand tickets sold, but it wasn't what I wanted.Anyway, I get off stage and I'm sweating and I'm on the verge of tears.I'm literally on the verge of tears because I'd never seen anything like that.You know what I mean?

Where it's like, I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me, but you know, I was just as disappointed in turnout, right?Which rarely happens.And I was in the green room on the verge of tears, right?

And I'm literally, I'm calling my agents.

No one's picking up.And I'm just sitting there like hunched over like that, sweat dripping in the verge of tears.And then all of a sudden I see cameras go on.Somebody walks in with camera.Two cameras.Macomb?

iPhone.No.He invites a TikToker to do a video with me and I don't know it's happening.Who is this person?

When he's already met.

I've already met him but it's like...before the show, I want to know who's going to come and do a video with me after the show, right?Is that a proper and fair thing?Yeah.He doesn't tell me.

Okay.

Right?So I'm sitting there and he's like, and then I have to, in that moment, Turn it on.Turn it on.So I'm like, hey!You know what I mean?And he's like, hey, and I'm doing, now I'm reading off an advertisement that he has it on his phone for his new product.

But you didn't have to do that.

I'm just saying, I didn't know what was going on.

Yeah.

I mean, because there's no prep from my tour manager.Right.And then, right, he leaves.It's done.And I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that?And then he gets defensive.

You like good shit.

I like good shit.

And I go, what do you mean?He's like, I thought you would like it, right?You know what I mean?So that's why I did it.I go, yeah, but I want to be fucking pre -prepared if I knew a TikToker was going to come in and do a video, especially with a night like I had tonight.Right.

Right.Your honor.

Yes.Case heard.

Okay.

Did you get good shit?No.Defense?My defense is that I didn't know they were going to be filming when they walked in and I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of Golden Goose shoes.

What did that have to do with the tick tockers?that was the tick tocker was bringing that for they could but but after the show had went the way it went and Knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night Did you not think to preemptively say let's hold off until a little bit after the show or you just let him come in?

I let him come in right now prepare and I got preparing me.You're right.I want it to be a surprise, but I want I I In my defense, I apologize and said this happened on my watch.I'm sorry, Bob.I did say that, but in what world do I not say that?

See what he's doing right now?He's winning the case.He's not winning the case.No, no, he's not winning the case.I'll tell you why.Yeah, well, I'm the judge, but yeah.

I'll tell you why.Please.Now we're at dinner afterwards, right?And I look at Carlos because in my mind, Gilbert from Tigerbelly was there as well.And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up.So now I'm livid at Gilbert.

Ah, so he's not even taking the fall.

Right.So I look at Carlos, I look at Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now.

And you're like, why?Because I love the guy that came in.It was just the wrong timing.Sure.Right?And I go, because of that situation.

And you go, oh, yeah, yeah.I mean, we're both, you know what I mean?

You're on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're on it.We're both.And did I not take, when Gilbert sat down at the table, did I not pull him aside?

And I was confused, because when we walked into the restaurant, I said.See that energy?I'm a passionate lawyer, dude.

Look at the energy.

I'm a passionate lawyer.Thank you, your honor.

There's gonna be order in this court.Yeah, there'll be order.Okay, there must be order in this court.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant.Yeah.Which is I told him, that wasn't Gilbert.Like...

Oh my god, you lied, you piece of shit!And then I'll tell you another thing you did.

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I just, I ate a little light meal because you think after the show you're going to eat.Oh, okay, yeah.Right?

So the tour manager - We had reservations - Okay, so - Bobby's - Go ahead.

As a tour manager, you're supposed to set up a meal.Yeah.Okay.Which I did.We go to the restaurant after the show.Sustained.

After the show.And we walk in and the host goes, we're closed.P .F.Chang's?Yeah.

No.And I look at Carlos go, what the fuck?

What do you say?He said the kitchen closes in 30.

No, that's not what he said.He did say that he was an immigrant.

He was an immigrant.Didn't know who you were.And I thought we would get celebrity treatment.Now I'm going to call somebody.Oh, my God.Now I'm going to call somebody that was there.

Yeah, yeah, and I'm gonna and you don't say anything.Okay witness.Yeah, I have a witness right here.You don't say anything.I won't You are excited.Yeah, is this Gilbert?

You're calm.No Ramsey my opener.All right Hi, um, so, um, you're on bad friends right now.Okay, so, you know after the Sunday show at the in Boston Medford I think it was was it Medford?

Yeah, yeah.

So afterwards, when we walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us?

He said that their kitchen was closing.

And they didn't have time for us, right?

Yeah, that's correct.

OK, thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Bye bye.

Instead he went to the Four Seasons tonight.

No by the way answers on the first ring.

I know Desperate I Also have another witness if I could call if I want you may I may yeah, okay.

Thank you mentioning the kitchen Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't say anything, please.

Thank you.

Let's see how many rings each opener is gonna get to switch all right Sometimes you have to do it again.

Sometimes you have to do it again.

It's cool.She's on Do Not Disturb.Yeah.One ring.

Ooh, Kat's losing it.Hi, Bobby.Hi, Kat.You're on Bad Friends right now.

I'm on Bad Friends?

Yeah, just I have to ask you a question.I have to ask you a question, okay?

Okay.

It will be the only time that you're on Bad Friends.

Okay.All right, so, Sunday night, when we were in Boston, right?

Yeah.

And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right?

Yes.

Yeah.And then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant?

The host said, oh, you can't.The kitchen is closed.

Thank you so much.

Good night.OK, bye.Bye.Unreliable witness.He's paying them.Two.

He's paying his witnesses.

Oh, so what you're saying that it was open if it was open for 30 minutes Why wouldn't I sit down because you got frustrated didn't get recognized?

That's what?Happened he didn't go.

Oh Bobby you're here Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow interesting per se Well judge Please make a final verdict.

I gotta be honest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Tend to life, buddy.Yeah.

No, I beg you.

Also, your hair.

What?

Your new hair.How did you get your new hair?

How did I get it?

Yeah.

Oh, from bad friends?

Exactly.I got you new hair.I got you new hair.

Thank you, sir.

You lied.I didn't lie.Yeah.And conduct conspiracy.

Did you make a reservation?Of course.Did you tell them it was him?When you walked in, the kitchen was open for 30 more, but they still said, please don't sit down?Right.

Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down.

But they said closing in 30, which is another way of saying we're not going to, we don't want to do this.

They didn't say that, Andrew.I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right?They said we are closed.

Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close.No, he didn't.No, he did.No, no, Ramsey did not.No, he did.He literally said they said they're closing in 30 minutes.

He said it was the kitchen is closing.

Yes.Closing in 30 minutes.No, he didn't say that.

He didn't say 30 minutes.

Yeah.Yeah.I'm going to call him one more time.Sorry.30 minutes.I have to call him again.

Sorry.

Closing in 30 minutes.First ring.

Hello.

Okay.You're on Bad Friends again.

What did you say?

He said that he didn't have time for us.The guy, he was kind of mad about it.

Cause the kitchen was closed, right?

The kitchen was closed.

Yeah.Thank you.Bye bye.Leaving the witness That's what he said the first time ever gonna hear it.Yeah.Yeah, he didn't say that.

I swear to God.He didn't say that Yeah, so, um double jeopardy.

It's a double jeopardy.Yeah.He said the kitchen is closing exactly.Thank you Changed his statement.So he lied It missed this is not this.I'm sorry, but that first witness is gonna be thrown out.

Okay, I have one more witness But the second witness is fine that she's still valid.Yeah, she's still valid and she said Kitchen is closed is closed.Yeah, and would you would you side with a convicted liar?We usually don't in this court of law Exactly somebody that's known to deceive.What do you girls think you know you guys are the jury?

I'm gonna side with the jury here Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges.

Thank you, sir.

Bobby, you're gonna have to stay after.

Carlos was the best at Coachella.He stayed with us the entire time.

He wanted to make sure you were safe.

Good chaperone.And she gave me mushrooms.Thank you.

You did?

Yeah.

Did you do mushrooms at the show?

A little bit.It was a micro dose.

Oh, it wasn't anything.You didn't do any, young lady.

No, he didn't.She didn't.

He didn't?

Who didn't?She didn't.

So you gave Carlos drugs?

You literally just betrayed me So I will betray you as well.Yeah, because I'm Korean and if you betray me I betray you It's fair it's a double betrayer.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

No, no, no downnothing to do with the case that's before you.Correct.You're bringing up a completely different situation.What did she do?All right.

What has she been doing?Now you stop betraying.

I'm not betraying.

Look at me right now, dude.All right.She's smoking.

Are you really smoking?A little bit.

Then why'd you say, oh, no, I'm not.Did you smoke right before you came?

No.

You haven't smoked one cigarette today.

I swear.

No, good.Yeah.Yeah.But so you want me to I could reveal other things, too, but I won't do it.I'm just saying I know.But when you betray.

Right.I betray.

I just said Carlos was so good.

What does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend?

Plus, that is a betrayal on its own.

Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.Once on the show, we can we can we go a week without betrayal on.I know.

I know how you feel.I know exactly how you feel.

Because I feel like everyone on the show is trying to betray someone.

I know exactly how you feel.

Get me?

I'm a victim of circumstance.We should be lifting each other up.

I agree.Yeah, not bring everyone down.You know what I mean?It's like I gave you a job and you don't want to do it.

See, you're not even listening.Look.No, I am.Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager.Well, do the job!I've been doing it the night before you were like, oh, this is good restaurant Carlos Like you forget about all the good when one drip of bad drops down interesting.

Mmm interesting I think my bad stuff is so bad.It's like oil or something.It just ruins everything.Yeah.

Yeah Yeah, so we got an email to Carlos at the booth the production company They reached out.It's the production company that's handling the Disney movie

for karate ghost before you push play I want to say this okay when you're doing a movie like this a independent movie right you take certain you know risks risk and you go it doesn't matter like the risk of the whole film it's yeah yeah it doesn't matter I could do whatever I want you know I mean I look into the camera whatever Go.And he's going, it's good.

It's really good.

Oh, you got it.Turn it down a little bit.

City of Beijing.

I'm from Minneapolis.

I don't know any other towns in China than Beijing and Japan, but that's besides the point.Now, if you're going to be staying here for a while, you've got to get yourself a form of transportation.OK, it's big out here.It's too far to walk.Wow.And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go.

I understand.I am sorry for the inconvenience.

It's all right, I mean, I don't mind doing it today.I'm happy to bring you home, but.it can't be an everyday thing.I mean, I've got I've got stuff to do.Yeah, I know.I'm getting acclimated slowly, but surely.

Sooner than later, I'll tell you that.I don't mean to be harsh.You know, I like you.And the dojo is a staple of our community.And well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over.

I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community.Everyone has been so kind.

You're doing a sinners This town is There's some things about this town.It's well, this place is just unique.Okay, I'll tell you about it another time over a beer.How about that?

I would Well, I gotta head down this lonesome road here got to get me home.

So you have yourself a good night Drive safe on the wrong road

He's a white belt.Can I help you?

Sorry to bother you.Are you the new talent sensei?Oh, that's great.That's great.You know, we heard a lot about you.Heard you're pretty handy with the sword there.

Anywho, we thought we'd stop by and welcome you to the neighborhood.

I want no trouble.I want no trouble.

wow it's not me curing you i don't have much else to offer my time will be up soon must say you are a fine warrior but you are not the best for zamora we are trained the art of karate by the greatest sensei who walk this earth his spirit still lives on and he protects us he will and just pupils

I suppose the round will be on me.

I'd like that.As you can see, we got much to discuss.

We must celebrate the demise of that otherworldly being.

Celebrate, yes.Demise, not quite.You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868.I didn't do much to it other than get it off of you or get it away from you for a little while.It'll be back.In fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning.

You had no prep whatsoever, and you took them out with ease.Well, that gave me hope.I always thought you were sent here for a reason, and now I know that to be true.Finally.Someone will defeat Karate Ghost.

Did you make that?What the fuck did you just say?Did we make that?Yeah, we shot that.I drove all the way out to the desert after landing.I had four hours of sleep, and McCone and I, in a crew of incredible people, shot that.

I had a two -day shoot.First day, we did it with stunt guys and a bunch of blood effects and everything.And second day, we had a few hours with Andrew, and he drove out to Joshua Tree, and we shot that, like, two weeks ago.

It looks so good.Take that, film school.Wow, you are talented.Did you like it?I thought it was shot so well.McCone shot that.

He did.

This was McCone's baby.All I did was show up and...For four hours.No, no, no.He did a full day.No, this was a whole day.

So you liked it?Yeah, yeah.

You like Karate Ghost?

Karate Ghost was so good, dude.

Should we show the clip of me giving you the note?

No, no.No, no, Bobby will love this.You will love this.

Okay, I want to see it.

Okay, so wait, time out.Look at this.You just heard, I was traveling, four hours of sleep.So four hours, I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in LA traffic to get out to Joshua Tree.

I can't even believe that you would even drive out there.

I did this for you.Why'd you do it?Why'd you slam that?I killed this fly that's been buzzing around the studio, literally.Oh wow.Yeah, thank you.

And by the way, as I hit it, I smacked it.Are you Karate Coach?Yeah.So Bob, so then we're in the car.Okay, I can't, I want to - Wait, wait, this is the end of the day.Okay.

It's been a long fucking day.

Yeah.

There is no food within 50 miles.Yeah.And so I haven't really eaten anything.They were going to get Chipotle and I'm tired.It's like it's in the 11th hour and he's in the back of the car.This is why I know you're going to love this.

This is you and me to a T. Okay, go ahead.Now go ahead.

Pause it.

Look at me.He's giving me notes.

Oh my God.

Stop.

Watch.

In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving you.Look at my face.Other than that, everything's great.

I don't get any acting notes, you know what I'm saying?20 f***ing years, don't I?Don't f***ing know what I do.

Yeah, that's... out of pocket.

You know what I'm saying?Have you ever done Curb Your Enthusiasm?Have you ever done The Office?Have you ever done five sitcoms?Shut your f***ing mouth.Have you ever done film?

Major motion pictures?Watch your fucking mouth.

Okay, great.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'll try.

Wow, dude.That was real, too.No.Yeah.No, it wasn't.That, what, you're just in...

He knows.I was fucking with him.Yeah.No, it was...Because also, he took the note.

Yeah, I did the note.Oh, you did the note.Yeah, I was...I wanted to play with him in front of...You know why?Yeah.

Because he was doing director thing in front of his buddies.Yeah.And I was going to stomp on his neck in front of his friends.But of course, I did the fucking note.I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he did it.going.

He's got real directory at some point.Right.And I let it go all day.And then in the car, I was like, that's it.Dude, it's, uh, you know, here's the thing.Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do, we can make.

The cone can direct.So can Andreas.Okay.I can't do the notes.Oh, right.No, we yeah, so it's like and I'll probably come off in the movie like not good because I didn't take any no That's not and I because I refuse to take notes from these two Right, it's gonna come across bad because if it was like if we guarantee now, right?

Oh, yes, sir What if it's a DP you respect that we get a DP?No, no, I can't because it's coming coming from them because I know the whispers They go to the DB Right and then the DP comes to me and goes yeah, yeah, yeah, and I know that it's all from them.You're right So there's no way I can work with them.All right, so we won't do it.

Yeah, I just thought unless you give me no notes I will say this this was a Everyone that worked on it fantastic job everyone put their neck out for this They did it on a low budge on a shoestring and on a whim they slept at this house overnight in the desert Like like literally four to a bed because they wanted to make this and everyone we appreciate this was just a fun little bit we wanted to run with you to show karate ghost and McCone had the idea I said, I'm down to shoot it.We got one day to do it and Incredible and we had one day and and everyone did a great job.That's one day shot.That's all two days I did one day with him and they did the stunts and all that stuff They did he had a stunt guy come and do all that flips and they all that shit was nuts Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off?

I think we're good girls.

Do you want to say anything before we go?Well, they're doing live streaming.

Wait, what?

I know but you're gonna do it.Well, you guys are doing you're you're doing like twitch.Yeah, what are you doing on twitch?We're playing games Okay What i'm a little concerned about the community about our community or community in general asiansOh No, no, I'm good.No, no the twitch thing.

I'm unfamiliar.I'm ignorant.Mm -hmm.It's huge.I know I know I know I know I'm just saying a piece of it with a girl streaming Feels a little dangerous to me like to creep our creepos on they're saying stuff to you No creepos, but they were flaming us for the quality doesn't it's feel like a place I don't know that would go it's like a place that creeps would sign on everywhere on the internet I know but this is them live for creeps.

You know live for creeps I'm not saying what you're wearing.

I'm saying creeps you weirdos.So nobody says not gross shit good Don't, because we'll fucking find you, we'll find your IP, we'll trace you, and we'll kill you.I just don't like that.Because it reminds me of...What's the thing where you...Omagal?

Omagal?Omegal?Omegal?Yuck.It just feels like it's...It's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit.

Who's Mookiebats?

He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now.

Because tomorrow I have to wake up early and meet Mookiebats.

You're saying this as if I set it up.We're going to bowl at his house.

Oh, you're doing it too?You're doing it because of me.Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Betts was.

Exactly.

Yeah, yeah.

You're an idiot.He's a great baseball player.He's like one of the best.

Oh, I'm sorry.It's a sport that I'm not, I'm familiar with.I apologize.I knew Daryl Strawberry.You did?Yeah, yeah.

Wait, I want to hear more about the streaming.Mookie plays for the Dodgers.He's amazing.He's the man.

Okay, good.So we're doing, you're going to meet me tomorrow.Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow.

You know what?I choose not to now.Don't go.I don't care.I invited you.Yeah, I don't want to do it.

You're doing it.Well, then be more grateful.I don't need you.I'm doing it because I think it's fun.I'm going to do it too.

Correct.Let's move on.You're welcome.Thank you for being a bad friend.Perfect.