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DUO BAHLUL BIKIN GERAM, TERNYATA KAMAL TETANGGA AYAH OJAK !? | NGERUJAK
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You're my family. Yes, that's right. Sir, ma'am. We have a family that never gets wet. So we'll just throw them out of this village. Because every time they get wet,
the dirt is still there. Sir, ma'am. It's up to you what you want to do. What do you want to challenge us?
We'll follow you. We'll follow you.
Who wants to challenge? You're a teacher, right? Of course! I'm an art teacher! You're not creative! I am!
How was it? Are you comfortable now? With an Arab?
No, because I have a program too.
Oh, really? What program?
It's called Login. It's really Arabic. Oh, I know. You have to swallow your own tongue.
What?
You're kidding. Right?
But do you know the Arabic word for field?
Uh... Al-lapar?
Al-lun, al-lun.
Eh?
No, it's not. Al-lun, al-lun.
But it's fun if you can speak Arabic like that Yes, if you're a guardian, you know what Arabic is?
Al-goja
No, it's not
Guardian or guardian Guardian If you're really handsome
What is it?
Al-gazali
That was a forced joke, right?
But it's funny
I'm tired, you know? I'm tired
But you're starting to feel comfortable here, right? I like Dylan No, not Dylan Oh, not Dylan But you know Dylan wants to perform, right?
Of course he wants to perform But you're comfortable, right? If not...
See
If he knocks twice, it means there are 10 people here
No, no
Or do you want us to open it?
Okay
Assalamualaikum
Please come out
It's me, actually I'm the one who's supposed to be here. Oh, you're coming in? You called my friend and he hung up.
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What's going on? Your dad said you can't smoke in the school. I'm a real student. Why did you run away? You have a friend at the door. I forgot.
Let's go home. But you saw Ariel's picture on the wall. I forgot, I was behind you. What? I forgot. Can I ask you something? But, you took a picture of Ariel, right? Yeah. Who's that girl?
I don't know. It's okay.
I thought it was 3 Seconds.
Why is it Ariel?
Sorry, what can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I want to do a rujak. Sure. I'm going to be a rapper, a singer, and a host! Assalamualaikum! You're a legend, bro!
I'm ready!
You've been a rapper since you fed cows and all that stuff.
I didn't feed cows!
I don't know, I'm still young. I was a baby when I started being an artist. Before we started shooting, did you have any air problems? Or did I just want to go for a walk? No, I can't. This is a radio. I can't. I'm talking to my old office. We're sitting. Sorry. Where am I?
Where? Sit down.
This is my house.
Yes.
Let's sit.
I like my house.
Do you think we're bodyguards here?
We're thinking. We're not thinking.
Just shut up.
I'm not thinking.
Let's sit down, if you want to say something Hello Crazy Assalamualaikum Oh my god, Robby, you're so nice
Assalamualaikum
Shalom
Are you a Jew?
I'm a Christian, no problem Assalamualaikum Assalamualaikum
Is this Christian?
Yes
Oh, I'm sorry
I didn't know
I'm not from another religion
I just met you, right? You just met me? You look like a Christian. What's wrong with you? I don't know what you're talking about.
There are some faces that we can guess, even though we don't know what their religion is. Hey, I'm not that much of an Islamist. You only look like an Islamist to Habib Jafar, right? If you want to be indian, no. I thought you went to? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You can be a duo with him.
You're so good. So good.
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Get started freeOkay.
I want to take this.
From the beginning?
No.
You're lying. It's not true. It's new. I want to go to the toilet? This is not right. This is new. Let's go home. I don't want to go home.
I want to stay here.
But you have to go first.
No need.
It's safe here.
Yes.
Please sit down.
I'm waiting.
I'm sitting here?
No, you're not.
You're too tall.
Why are we two? We're united. So we got together Take it, take it I've never seen a raven before We got together through broadcasting Radio We met And then, I gave her name, Dua Bahlu
Why? Why you didn't answer? I asked She has low blood pressure Calm down
He's a busybody Eat your salt Finally, you're called two-faced because we're both Arab Are you a racist?
No
No, I'm sorry
He's meeting an Arab He's meeting an Arab
He's also setting up an office
Because your office is racist?
No
No, I'm sorry Sorry If I don't want worker, I'm the one who wants to set up the office Oh, because your office is racist? No! Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry
If I don't want to, I'll fight him
I'll be the one who's going to fight him
For you
I'm afraid of the one at the end You're a goat eater, goat eater
Does your friend have a name?
No
I'm afraid of I'm sorry. What's the name of the person that suits you? He doesn't know me yet.
No, I'm his friend.
You're Saffruddin, right?
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Get started freeI'm his friend, Cusin Nabi.
Shut up.
Hey, Sacklek. Are you still friends with Cusin Nabi?
Of course.
Okay, okay.
Let's start from your house. Why did you change it to your house? It's a change of heart. It's from the audience. They made a program. My audience.
You're so stingy.
We're like this. You're also calm.
You have a house now because of him.
Are you crazy?
I've been having a house since forever.
You're working together, so you can have a result
Not a house, I'm a house renter Oh, you used to own a house
I used to own a house
You're a condom seller
No, I'm too typical
I knew it, you're wearing a helmet
Perfume, condom, what else?
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Get started freeCondom, cats are not fit for people It's too tight So where do you? I'm still in Depok. Margonda. If you know Depok, you know where the... Where is Ayar Ojak?
I'm in Kelapa 2. Nearby. I'm going to buy milk next to Ayar Ojak. There's a milk king there.
What's his name?
Milk king?
Wait. People might not know. What's his name? The King of Milk? Milk King? Oh, you mean the King of Milk? Wait, wait, wait.
People might not know. Just be calm. Do you know Tip Top? Who? Margo City.
Tip Top.
Swalayan.
I don't know.
I'm so nervous.
I can't stand it. I don't know. I'm stuck in Margo City. He lives in the Old Money Complex Oh, that's crazy
What?
No, shut up
Shut up
What's wrong?
I know
What's wrong?
That's a bleep
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Get started freeI don't know where my house is
That's my wife's house
Oh my God, just ask two people
From the...
Sorry, your question is not interesting
He's talking nonsense
Nonsense No Can you repeat it? I'm sorry, your question is not interesting. You're talking like a fool. You're talking like a fool.
You're talking like a fool.
No.
Can I repeat it?
I think it's scary.
Me too.
You like that, right?
I like that.
Don't use it.
I don't want to be confused.
Don't talk about my house.
But it's okay. Now you can renovate your house. I bought a house, a bigger house, bought a car, and now I have two, and I have a baby. Amen.
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Get started freeWhere is that? Just say amen.
Amen. Amen. So you can see that the duo of Bahlu Podcast is getting bigger.
People like it more. Alhamdulillah. Why do you keep talking? I want to ask you something. He's still eating, right? No, he can't.
He can't. No, he has a habit If you're eating, just eat first If you want to talk about that, ask Onat Onat has more experience Don't do that again
He's enough
But earlier, you said that Bahlul actually means drunk? Not drunk, right?
I asked, how is it wrong?
Why are you judging like that about the majority?
You're the one who's drunk
I asked Oh my God, Jesus Why are you judging me like that? You're the one who's asking questions! I'm not asking questions!
Oh my God, Jesus!
Why are you calling me Jesus?
I'm a Christian!
No problem!
Don't touch me!
I'm a Christian since I was born! What are you thinking?
Isn't it called Inhibaharen Soleha? I'm a Christian!
You're a Christian?
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Get started freeYes!
I'm a Christian. You're a Christian? Yes, I eat pork. It's okay.
He's been a Christian since he was a kid.
You're a Muslim when you're a kid. My sins are more serious than yours. He's like this, but he's interesting. What does Bahlu mean? Okay, I'll ask again. What does Bahlu mean? Bahlu means smart.
Why are you wearing ice? I want to check the leak.
Your health is still good.
I want to check the leak.
What does it mean? Bahlul is a person. He used to be a smart person. But his behavior is a bit stupid. Bahlul doesn't mean drunk. Drunk is you.
I always do that. It's okay. So, you're not drunk, you're the one who's drunk I'm always drunk
It's okay
Right? But, that's our guest
That's our guest His name is Rince
His name is Rince He's still a baby You don't have to worry about that But, we're thinking You can get the chemistry Because you're often in the TV show You don't have to think about it. But what we think is, how can you get so much chemistry? Because of what?
Because you often meet at the broadcast?
No.
But?
We never talked before. You're lazy, right? I only know that he was on the radio broadcast.
Yes, yes, yes.
You used to sing Dangdut, right? Not Dangdut, the band Orkes.
I'm just asking. Just answer it. Band orchestra? Yes, band orchestra. What do you want to be? What do I want to be? I want to be the skin of the band.
I want to be a vocalist. You asked me before. You're a singer, right?
Calm down!
That's weird.
You're a singer, right?
You're a singer, right? What do you want to be?
What do I want to be?
I want to ask. I can imagine you singing this song everyday Oh, she's a vocalist You are my heart It's been too long
Let it be
No, that's her song You're like a step, right?
You're like a step, sing You're like this when you sing You're like this when you sing
You're like this when you sing
He doesn't know He doesn't know the story of Sule
What?
What is it? What is the story of Sule?
It's just a joke
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Get started freeI think it's a joke
But, from a dandut singer
But, from a dandut singer to a radio host, why? Orchestra Okay, from an orchestra to a radio host People will get mad at me Try it
But you can sing, right?
I can, but I'll sing my own songs
Try it, what do you think?
I also want to know I'm curious, I've heard your songs Anything
Try it
Do you think this is really me?
Yes What do you think? All of them are songs Just sing it, it's not that hard
Spin it Come on
What's the best one? The last one was called JKT749 No, 79 JKT749 Why did you add 4?
Sorry, sorry No, there's no accentengkih. That's why I said don't sing it.
Do you know PMR?
I know.
2, 4.
Start at 7 until 9. The beat is like this. You're a musician, right? Start at 7 until 9. Start at 7 until 9. Jakarta, Jakarta
Oh, Jakarta Pagi-pagi tayi, tung-tung The title is JKT-79 I'm a bit confused It's like an orchestra Did you know each other before?
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Get started freeNo, we didn't know each other He was in E-Radio, I was in Jak FM And then, our boss He was in E-Radio, I was in Jak FM. Then suddenly, our boss, he was from E-Radio, he moved to Jak FM. Then he had a project, it's suitable, I think two Arabs in one.
He was called to Jak FM in 2023. We tried to make a dummy, it turned out, it was okay. We tried to make a dummy a duet, and it was okay. We tried to make a duet a few times. And then, we had a late-night broadcast in 2023. The response was positive.
And in 2024, we had a morning broadcast.
And it's still going on.
In the radio, the prime time is in the morning. I'm not a radio guy. I'm a band member.
Do you know him?
He's a shy guy. You know him? No, he's asking you. I'm asking you.
You never explained it to me.
He's asking you.
Can I just answer?
I'm mad at him.
I'm mad at him.
Calm down.
You don't know, right?
I want to ask, if he's on the radio, what time is the prime time? If Onet said one word, what was it? Close. I feel more and more close. Oh, okay. It's different. It's like a control. Why don't you feel two directions?
It's okay.
If I don't feel close, I'm like...
It's different.
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Get started freeBut is the radio prime time morning or afternoon? How? Morning. It's morning since his time. Morning and afternoon.
Morning and afternoon.
So, it's how it was back then. Prime time or morning? Because people leave at the same time. People who come back have their own differences.
Okay, that's enough. What do you think, Sahil?
Morning or afternoon?
Yes. Long. Prime time is morning or afternoon? Calm.
Can I go home now?
Try asking again.
I'm not a radio guy. What time is prime time radio?
No.
Good. It means?
It doesn't matter.
Sorry. Do you think that from the broadcast, you can make a podcast? No, don't react. I'm not reacting. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I thought he was serious The first one I'm so censored
I answered correctly, but your friend rejected It's 10! Oh my god I want to correct it
I'm not older than you
I've never tried Arab Don't be angry
You're so bad
It's here You're bad No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What's the matter? It's a long story, but don't tell her. Because she doesn't know the whole story.
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Get started freeOh my god.
Is she still alive?
She's six.
So you know her wife? Yes, she's my student. I used to teach her. Oh, standard. Coaching.
And then I rejected her.
Because my wife is an insurance company. Oh, that's it. And then? And then I rejected her
Because my wife is an insurance company Oh, I see
I'm shocked
And then?
I didn't want to
I wanted to reject Kamal But then you found out that his wife is...
I only knew Kamal Mutual Kamal was on E-Radio I broadcast on Jak FM That's it When I knew I wanted to be paired, I just tried it
You never want to know?
No, it's normal
He was in Hartrock, right? Yes, he brought me far Who is this above him?
This is the condition of Bung Tomo
Bung Tomo in RRI
He's in Hartrock
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Get started freeNo, Gajah Mada Where is Gajah Mada? There's a question
I'm sorry
He's funny No, you both are funny So, what do you think when you're paired up with Henki?
Henki is my name
Wayuni I just want to say Is there any older name than Henky?
Sorry, Burhan
It's been a long time Are you surprised? Not really Because I've been in the show for a long time But you got chemistry, it's not easy Like me and Bekti
You know Bekti, right? You're a legend. I'm afraid I'll forget.
I'll remind you again. You might forget. If it's long, yes. I had a show with him.
It was only 11 years. Only 11 years.
That long?
Yes, it was over. We broadcasted on the radio. The chemistry is different.
On TV and on the radio.
Is there a difference?
There is.
I mean, we're still talking.
There is.
Oh, just continue.
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β Donni, Queensland, Australia
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Get started freeThe chemistry can't be easily built up. Because the performances are different. You two are a match. Because we were the first unit on the radio so it's not The match is there or you are Arab and you don't like other races I don't like it, there are words
Yes, I just want to let it break, it's a fire, it's a long time Where are you from? How can you be like that? Do you know the short form of Jawa India? What is it? Janda
Jawa India
My favorite feature
Who is it?
Okay
Have you ever fought? No Can I jump in and say,
No
Oh, wow
Because of a fight, maybe it's about the fee, or your size Or there's a joke, when you throw the ball, the ping pong ball didn't hit the target and it took a long time to catch it
No, it's not a fight, but he's like, we didn't get it Let's try again I'll try another one. I think you're the most arrogant one here. No, I'm the soft-spoken one. I've never been forbidden to talk like this.
I'm just talking to you. I'm not allowed to talk. When he's emotional, you'll be surprised. He's easy to get. He's...
You don't give care God help me! Dead air! You just stabbed him
Yeah, the ballpoint pen made me mad I was shocked People are always arrogant They always talk like that Since the beginning But that's the character
What about the real character?
The real one is... You know him, Nat? The first time I met him at Jak FM He came to me
Hey, Kamal!
He's like this
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Get started freeYou should read the script
I don't have a script
If I'm in Tegondol, I can read the script
But he's the one who's scared You should read it I'm not scared I can read his mind But I want to ask him You go first I'm scared
I'm not scared, I'm just lazy
But how was it when you met? It's the same as him But actually Our chemistry is not because we are good at many things It's because we are not good at anything We are from different backgrounds Sexual orientation I'm not suitable for many things Because? Because we're not suitable at all Different body shapes, sexual orientation
No, no, I'm not I'm a gay friend I'm just a gay friend That's one of the things we have in common What do you mean?
I like girls Calm down
You're starting to like it I like to hang out with people without any meaning For example? Yeah, I drop low. I'm a sucker. Yeah, I'm a sucker. I'm a cronk. Yeah, I'm Magna, yeah Yeah, my Room a book and bahlul. I'm a good cook. I'm a good idea. Oh my Okay, good. But I do my to my name pick a room. I don't know
You do a bit of a man. I see my little Condensed a pony. Yeah, but they demand a Where is your house? Depok It's near that house
What's the name?
Don't be so close My parents' house is also there What block is it?
W3687
What are you?
Why are you using a code?
So it starts from the difference in character and then you don't need to I'm a guest, he's not He's doing in character I'm the one who's the one who's not He's the one who's the one who's on-tent I'm the one who's not, I'm lazy He's the one who's not What did you say?
What? You're also... You're the one who's the one who's always The highest level of Nenggak I've been there for 5 years Why?
But here's the thing I drank 5 bottles a day Why? But listen
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Get started freeWe're sharing Sharing is caring Why did you have a problem until you drank 5 bottles? I had a toothache and I was... No, that's when you were fighting with your wife
I told her about the car
No, because my wife
What car? Yes, the problem is the car You didn't lend me your car You're so stressed You're driving on the street And I met you
I was in the car You mixed the coffee and you were like
What?
You mixed the coffee and you went into the car
So it's not hot, right?
Yes
Reduce the heat
Reduce, reduce
Until it's like that Yeah, I'm just... Lowering the temperature. It's that bad, but people are different. I was wondering why she was dropped off from the car. Can I clarify this? No, no, no. I'm just asking. She was dropped off from the car.
Who?
You.
My wife? I was dancing, maybe.
She was dropped off.
No, your friend said...
No, she was dropped off have a car, I'm just dropping off my stuff It's okay, you can't borrow a car Yeah, my car is on the back of the car I'm gonna rent it My wife asked me to take her to Plaza Senayan I said, I'm gonna rent it, there's a show What's the show?
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Get started freeWe had a fight there I haven't called the client yet I said, where are you? I'm about to move I said, I'm gonna use the spring bed I haven't called my client yet. I asked him where he was. He said he was about to move. He was wearing a spring bag and everything. So you were lying on the yellow bed. You sat there. What did you do?
I called another Lala Move. You were about to leave me with my wife. I was in the bed with my wife on the yellow bed. You were mad at your wife. You called her again. What did you say to her? When I called her, she said,
why didn't you pick up the phone? And then? Her phone was stuck in the spring bed that was moving. So, that's the problem.
It was moving.
It was moving. But did you ever have a problem with your wife?
Did you ever have a problem with your wife? What? Have you ever had a problem with your wife? No.
The problem is still Lala.
What problem? My wife? No, the problem is you're cheating on all the 5 Setamo. That's a competition. My wife is cheating on Stella Chair. It's a competition. It's a challenge.
It's a content challenge.
This kind of thing makes them unique.
Hello. It makes them unique. Hello! This is so funny.
You're not bored yet, right?
I'm not tired yet.
This is what makes it unique and interesting. How long have you been together? This is our fourth year. Oh, so you've been together for four years? Four years. We meet every day. Every day.
I have to think about the material. I have to improve. the material every day. I have to improve both. I have to keep doing TikTok. And then I thought of making a podcast. Who came up with the idea? The office?
Lala too. No, it's not Lala.
Lala is from Lala. What about the one with Stella Chaire?
The podcast is actually the idea of the office. Because my office is not only focused on audio. We also want to make digital content. So, these two guys made a podcast. Finally, we made a podcast about them. Because you've made content on TikTok, right?
I played at your place. On my YouTube channel that doesn't work Wait, she's 4 years old You're 11 years old, how's your relationship?
It's okay
That's a long question I mean, people are bored How do you keep it going? I don't have money So we just go It's the safest Because now I don't have money, so I just walk. That's the safest way. If I have money, I walk.
Because I don't have money now, so I don't walk.
As simple as that. Simple, right?
Yes.
Then you made a podcast. You saw that Sahil also made a lot of content. You said that you're different. You like to hang out, but Sahil doesn't. I'm not a fan of Sahil You're a fan of him when he's out there reading But you're not What do you mean? I'm like a Kureish
I'm like a non-religious person
You're a fan of him when he's out there reading
There's a time when he's reading He's a fan of content But you're not Why don't you like content? I've been lazy since I was young I don't think it's cool? I've been writing captions for a long time
It's not that I'm not cool, I'm just lazy So you can give me an example? No, I'm just lazy Did you hear that? You're so stupid I don't know, there's someone like that
My content is not cool You're lazy You're lazy like you're lazy to clean You're you're there, right? No, I'm not. I'm lazy. I'm lazy like you're lazy to punch. You're lazy to punch, right? I'm like that. You think he's a choker because of what?
You're so rough. Jun, he's talking about you.
He's typical.
He's lazy to do anything.
You're playing organ?
You're moving your fingers a lot How do you make him boost? He's really lazy He's not into content He's just a talent Oh, he's a talent
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Get started freeI really like talent But he doesn't want to do a promo
He doesn't want this
He's a jerk
I know people like that.
Yeah, annoying. Annoying, right? Yeah.
But luckily, he's a typical person who's easy to be controlled. If he's a talent, he'll be very professional. You have to be like this, you have to be like this, you have to be like this. But unfortunately, no one hired you. I was dropped again That's the fact That's the time, now it's already late How long have you been doing podcast? About a year
You've made a lot of money Alhamdulillah So far so good I hope you'll live long So If he wants to do content
You prepare everything Rockstar
Hey, come here girls
Actor, actor
I don't know
The team The team I just told him, I'll manage it I'll manage it I'm in his management I just manage it You're so generous when he's in charge Yes, every time he got a content
I made it all And the cut is 80 That's good
You're the one who made it
I have to get it
You're a hero
Right?
The pronunciation is wrong
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Get started freeVir-a-un Not Vir-a-un
Oh, it's Vir-a-un Sorry, we're Christian
Just teach him the easy way Vir-a-un is not Islam But we want to know how to learn the right way Because in brotherhood, there's love
I don't have it
You don't?
I do I just said it Hmm... I don't have one. You don't have one. I'm sorry.
So, just give it all you got.
Oh, I see.
Hallelujah, hallelujah. Eh, it's two versus two.
Yes.
This is interesting. It turns out that if you're not on the same page, you have different characteristics, different backgrounds, it can be connected. But, Sahil, is it Sahil or Salih? Sahil. Relax, I'm asking Salih.
Sahil.
Is it Sahil or Salih?
He's like Aishah Sweet. Relax, relax.
Poor, poor.
So, it can be worked with nicely. Right. What's annoying about him? You ask me what's the good thing about me?
Everything is annoying
I'm like an Indonesian
F**k, I translate
But if we go back to the fun part What are you happy about?
Other than foolish
From Kamal? What I'm happy about is that his son can be with anyone.
With Kisah? That's normal.
What do you mean?
Anyone, not just anyone. Anyone. You guys weren't even people. Sorry, Bas.
You mean, hi, we're angels.
Oh, so he's okay with anyone? Friendly person Friendly Even though he doesn't look friendly when he's making gestures Look at his feet, it's like a human's feet He's sewing His feet are cold
He's sewing My friends are usually like this Why? Oh, Nat is very safe now What about you? would make you happy? Oh, she's very professional in the field of container management.
You've mentioned that before, you don't have to repeat it. That's what she's professional... She's talking about my professionalism, about talent. But she's the opposite, for management and the opposite, he's a manager I mean as a friend, not a colleague You said you're an easygoing guy
Are you?
No, I never said that
I'm a man of my word
What? Please come out
Come in
Oh, this is Johan Pantau.
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Get started freeNo, that's John. What? Lambung? It's safe now. Who are you? I'm Johan Juling. I'm confused to see these guys.
What? I'm sorry. I'm confused. I'm sorry, I'm confused. Excuse me, this is our special guest. Where are you looking at? I'm confused.
Look at Kamal. Who are you looking at? The light. Why are you here? You look like a chameleon. I didn't mean anything. I swear, they didn't...
I just want to explain.
Respect.
What about you, Johan?
I want to play this.
You have to play.
It's okay.
What about you, Johan? When you go to Kamal, what do you do?
You have to do this. Like this?
You have to be united. Wait. Wait a minute, so what we should pay attention to is the leftmost one? It's up to you. If we want to respect you, what do we look at? The left side or the right side? Eyes.
Which one? Eyes. I don't know, I'm asking him. Eyes.
Right side.
Right side?
Right side is normal.
The left side is looking at Kamal. The left side is looking at me? No, he's looking at the light. Why is it like a back-up kick and you're here?
We went there earlier.
Hello!
That's his eyes. His name is Johan Juling. Johan Juling. What are you doing with a golf cart? Just like always. I was confused earlier, because Sahil's body is like Kamal's That's right He's a bit like Jenglot
What are you talking about? Can you do that but with a heart? So, Johan's job is to bring the star of the show Oh, the star of the show So, it's time for the star of the show
Give him a big hand
There's a cat, a dog, a dog, a dog.
There's a dog.
It's a crowded place.
What's the fact, Johan? Let me arrange it first, so I can read it.
It's not good to see a map.
Okay. The first fact.
This is Kamal's. Look at that. Stop it.
The paper is empty.
The paper is empty.
This is it. That's it. That's how you count the light.
Okay.
Kamal. You once said the wrong brand sponsor during a broadcast? What?
What is that?
There's no time.
There's no time?
Have you?
You're the one who broadcast! I've never.
That's a fact. Johan never lied. What brand? He didn't lie. He just did a juggling.
Don't be confused.
Level 1. Johan never lied. But I never said the wrong thing. I was wrong about the source and the host. Not the host. I was wrong about the narrator and the source.
I was confused. I've never said that.
So, you're stupid if you're wrong.
If I said the wrong thing, I wouldn't be able to get it. I wouldn't good host. You're not a professional host. You're not a professional host. You're a well-briefed host. You're a star. You're like Andy Jadibayu. I'm not a star.
I'm a producer. You're a job desk. You're a source. I'm a source. Tendi is a moderator You're the one who's called moderator I'm the one who's the moderator
I'll burn that office I'm the one who's the one who's short
I'm the one who's the one who's short
I'm the one who's the one who's short
Even though my legs are short
That's called short
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This is a bit hard Okay Bang Sahil I'm sorry, bang He said your hair is bald because you use hand body Mixed with pomade
True
That's right, bang
Yes, but I didn't use it
Who?
Govar
You used it, not you
Yes, Govar used it I didn't use it Huh? I'm not the one who wears it. Who? Gofar. You're the one who wears it. I'm not the one who wears it.
What? You're the one who wears it?
Pomade for your hair.
You're the one who wears Gofar's hair, right?
What does he wear?
Hand body mixed with pomade. Wow, he's already wearing hand body with Gofar. I know what you're thinking. Your face is a bit more... Head up, not head down. Try it. Head down or head up?
Head down depends. If your IQ is here, it's here.
Head down.
So, what do you think?
I didn't understand when I was still in Hard Rock. Govard, in the early days of Pomet. Then Govard suddenly came. Heal, I'm wearing came to me He said, I'll use pomade for you He said, you know the hair removal But before that
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Get started freeWe used to use Nivea I said, it's a hand body He said, yes, it's good The result will be good, so he used it He used a lot of pomade It lasted for 3 days
I was shocked, it lasted for 3 days
I asked him, why do you want to do this?
You don't understand You're a bad boy
You're a bad boy
Let's use baby oil
So it won't be tense
You wanted to use a balapiri, right?
But I was afraid that if you play too late Your eyes will be like this Your eyes will be like this It's hot Why? Like this? Like this? Yes, like this.
Why?
Okay, next!
I've been doing this for a long time.
Don't laugh.
Why?
I feel sorry for you.
What's this for? I don't know. This is for the camera.
You can go. The camera will look for your eyes.
You don't have to look for the camera, you'll be in trouble.
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You're my neighbor.
Neighbor. Next fact. For Kamal. Kamal is the son of a band with a single called Firdaus. Yes, that's right.
Firdaus I want you to sing it Firdaus
What is the lyrics?
Let's use it Let's prove it Wait and see I don't just have a single I have a lot of singles I have 3 albums
You're so arrogant Don't underestimate my hard work Hello!
He's not...
You can host here, Indy
As long as you're here
He's a traitor
His aura is here His aura is here
So it's true, right? Yes But... The orchestra is his featuring I'm sorry. So it's true, right? Nunung CS, right?
Nunung CS Orchestra.
He's the one who featured in Firdaus. So you're Ui's son? Yes, my band. He's a real tenor.
I know.
Really?
I'm Nunung's friend.
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Get started freeNunung is healthy.
Nunung CS, right?
Yes.
Do you know Onet? Wow, really? Yeah. Is there a guy named Nunung? There is, my guitarist. But because we're afraid of Peter Pan's song, we changed it to Dinanang.
This is real. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's real.
I know.
The son of UI, you're Peter Pinter. Peter Pan is booming, his story is going viral We're going to be famous Damn You think Wikipedia is not a school?
I'm famous, you're not
Next! Go ahead, Johan The next fact Wait, I'm a bit confused Sahil or Kamal? Sahil
Why did you use the D?
Because he's younger For Sahil, he once spanked his wife during college and she cried. But he got married and proposed to her through a chat. He proposed through a chat?
A chat?
What's that?
What did he use? He's crazy about endorsement. He took it.
I'm following Darto.
Crazy about endorsement. If you spank, yes. What's the point of taking it? I'm following Darto, okay? Crazy, right? Endorse. As for Ospek, yes. Have you been a fan? No, we're from Radio Campus Minus. Ospek is not a tough guy. Ospek is a funny guy.
What did you do? I asked him to do a broadcast But he couldn't do it So I just joked around I asked him if he had a girlfriend He cried
The video was about Wisnu
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He was a dancer He was a member of the group So I just did it I was going to do that video when I got married I didn't meet her, I met her when Wisnu was about to promote his company I asked him to help promote his company during the pandemic
I was opening his laptop Did you open your wife's laptop?
No, I didn't
It's not opened, it's a prank. A prank. When we got married. We met in that video.
Why did you cry?
I just felt bad. You're mean.
It's not a prank, right?
I thought it was a prank.
I thought it was a prank. I thought it was a prank. He's just like that. It's funny, he's the only one who has a gimmick.
He's the only one.
I use rolling eyes.
It's leaking.
It's leaking.
And then you use a chat. Not very gentle.
No, I don't use chat. That's a lie. I came straight to meet his father. Okay. Why do you have to do that? Why do you have to do that? I met her father and I did this
Mom, why?
Men don't have to do that
Did you do that to your mother?
No, I told her to sit down
Sit down, calm down But from the prospect, you became a prospect Actually, no We don't have any relationship, we're not. We're not in a relationship. And we're not dating at all. I get it. He's the one who's chatting.
I get it.
You forgot your life story. What's his name?
His name is Johan.
Just use it. You want to be respected? You've never been abroad. If you're a foreigner, you can't call your name by the last name. This is here. His name is Johan. If you have a last name, it's called Niluc. Let's continue.
How did you do in the chat? It was in 2015.
Don't cough here
Remember, you're not Dustin
He knows If he's Dustin, it's true
So he's like that, okay, next In 2015, when I was celebrating my birthday, he got the tattoo He got the tattoo, said Jafri After that, I got back at him And it went on He's also the one who got the tattoo, right?
I'm the one who's annoying. That's why he's also annoying.
I'm a flamboyant man. Flamboyant?
Flamboyant?
Yes, there is. And the room where you brush your teeth. That's flamboyant. I don't know that. Your friendship only reaches flamboyant. We don? I don't know that. Your friendship is only flamboyant. We don't know about the room.
Okay, sorry. After 2 weeks of chatting, I don't know why, but she suddenly asked me, do you want to marry me?
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Send me a picture.
Do you want to marry me? You can't do that. Send me a picture You want to marry me? You can't do that
You want to take a picture, right?
Give me You want to marry me?
You mean you're going to take a shower? You're going to take a shower while taking a dump?
You want to marry me?
Yes
You want to be replied, right? Thank you Thank you Rani Thank you
And he's okay with it?
Yeah, he's offering to his father That's how Arab people are If he doesn't want to, he'll offer to his father Because men are afraid to meet their fathers Who knows, maybe his father wants to
He wants to accept you You're not my father-in-law? No, I'm not
Where's your orientation? No, what?
Hello!
He's his husband. Who knows his dad wants him as his husband. That's why you were like this to him. But his dad accepted me because I'm brave and serious. Gentle.
So, 5 days after that, I came to his house. Sir, your hand is like this.
No, my hand is like this. 5 days later, I came to her house Oh, I see I'm sorry, I was wrong
So, you mean, your wife doesn't want you to be with her? She's her father, she doesn't know I'm sorry It's okay, I'm the one who's sorry Oh, I'm sorry, Johan And I got her back
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Relax I'm with Besono Next, Mr. Kamal Relax!
I'm enjoying this You're not even allowed to look at me
I'm looking at you, smile You're looking at me?
Yes, look at me
I can't, it's hard to smile Don't answer him He told me to smile first
Relax
He told me to smile first. Calm down. He told me to smile first.
Mr. Kamal.
Yes. Have you ever been considered a security guard... while waiting for Sahil?
In the car?
In the police station.
Oh, yes.
What's that?
I was in the car.
Yes, you were considered a driver.
I was considered a driver, not a security guard. It's okay. It's just this salad. No, it's not like that. If we're being suspected of having a shop, if we're shopping, it's normal. What's the story? We're both invited as talents.
Can you talk to me in a more natural way?
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Friend.
We're both.
This is really cool.
That's good. If you do my friends. This is so cool. You can do this.
It's so cool. If you do this, you'll get a scar.
She's so rough.
If you say that here,
it means we're close. Close.
I mean, we're close.
You're not my friend anymore.
Okay, next.
I'm with my friends. I'm invited as a talent. Right? I was invited as a talent I came as a duo I was the one who drove the car I was the one who drove the car Why did you drive the car? Why?
I have a car, I have a house I have a kidney in the shape of an animal I have a rover kidney I have a kidney in the shape of an animal In the original shape In the original form. In the original form.
When I sold my turkey, I had scoliosis. I always like this. Because you're always late. I'm always late. You have an event, you're always late.
You're the one who drives.
Sahil is here.
What are you doing?
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Get started freeI don't know. I see her everyday. I don't have any other photos.
I usually use Ona's photos.
He's saying sorry, but he doesn't know. Sorry, but he doesn't know. Sorry, but he doesn't know. You're driving to the venue. I want to ask.
Where are we parking?
Who are you asking? Who's name is that?
Who asked that? Me. We're doing an event, where are we parking? We're a talent. Just park here. Sahil, Beok, you go first.
No.
Yes. People say,
Sahil, you go first.
Oh, really?
While waiting for your partner. Yes. This is your partner.
I was told to mark it.
You're a driver.
Just get off here. Because it's already crowded. Just park there. Later, your partner, who doesn't know,
He'll call you like that.
Your partner,
We'll call you like that too. Did you answer?
He's so crazy He's so crazy
He's so crazy
But, you know
You're smart
Why did you do that?
Continue
Next fact He said, Sahil is a husband who is afraid of his wife
Like a proof?
No one will know
My neighbor is like that Who? She likes to poke me
Oh yeah yeah yeah
She doesn't know about me
That's true
It's true
Answer! Confirmation!
Who's afraid of her? It's true, Bang. Answer! It's a confirmation. Who's afraid of him?
It's true.
In the content.
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Get started freeThe reality?
I'm the one who set it up. I'm not going out.
But I'm really shy.
In the content, right? In the content.
It's just content, right? I set it up.
But it's directed to my wife.
What are you afraid of, Gil?
I'm not afraid, I just respect her.
Respect, respect. As a woman.
Men are like that. Men who have the highest status, usually respect their wives.
Handsome.
So, there's a content from the beginning.
There's a content. And I didn't do this.
I cut it off.
Next.
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Poor you.
You don't want to eat ice cream?
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You can't laugh.
You can't cough.
This is a fact for you.
I'm crying. I'm being supported. You can't be a queen This is a fact for you Stop it
I'm being supported
This is our family
It's not a fact What is it, Johan? Mr. Kamal has a nickname Mr. RT Celebrities
Who said that?
Don't be mad
Don't exaggerate I'm not exaggerating. He's an orchestra like this. Me? Because I don't know where to point. Don't be so cocky.
I was with him, I don't know where to point. I was like this.
Hey, you.
You, you listen to me.
I usually, if I hate Sorry, it's a release. It's a release. It's true. I'm the MC.
I'm the MC.
No one is the MC. Shut up! He's the head of RT. Crazy. Because he's a celebrity now.
He's dead. Because she's a celebrity now Oh my god You're so cool Yeah, it's like Old Money
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Get started freeThe class is higher
You're a celebrity there?
Higher?
It's beautiful up there
So, you're the head of RT?
Yeah, I just got a few months Because no one wants me anymore But you're the head of RT? Yeah, I just got here a few months ago. Because no one wants me anymore. But you're different from the others. I'm different. I'm the oldest. Yeah, you're young and a celebrity.
No.
What's that?
No, this is... I call him Kamal Sen. Everyone in Auro-Auro Indonesia calls him Kamal Sen. Why do you call him like that?
He's not even nodding You're easy to be hypnotized What are you talking about? What are you doing?
I can't believe I'm the one who's playing him
Why is he the leader of RT? He's not in the mood anymore How long?
He just got promoted Still? Renovation again, Teh How long? What? Just been lifted
Still?
Until now?
Just become an RT Oh, cool That's really cool
I heard it
One fact Just been lifted
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The name is different for each family
Just play the role Is it good to be the head of RT?
No.
We're just asking.
But if you don't like it... It's just a valuable experience.
Experience.
I have too much experience. I still learn from the previous RT. If I'm in charge, I'll ask for help from the previous RT. Consultation, etc. I don't know yet. There was a family member dies? I don't know. I didn't make him die.
I don't know.
I don't know what he did.
He's old.
The letter of death. Yes, I need the letter of death. But you're busy with shooting and everything. Because you're a celebrity. I was suspended for a week.
Are you crazy?
You're suspended for a week. Are you crazy? You were sentenced for a week?
I was.
I apologized to the person who was involved. I said, I'm sorry, I haven't met you yet. He was there for the funeral. Because you were a celebrity. Because you were an artist. I'm sorry.
Who are you? You're a citizen. But you were? You're not a citizen. You're the head of the RTE. You said you're young. You're an artist. What?
I'm not charismatic.
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Get started freeSorry.
What do you do? What's the rule? When you're the head of the RTE. He's trying to differentiate you from the previous RTE. When you're the one who replaced me, you're the one who... He's the one who differentiated you from the previous RT. We want to know.
He's a moron.
F**k you!
We've been... I'm tired of you.
Honestly, can we make a rule for RT?
Yes, we can.
It depends on the RT.
Yes, we can.
For example, at 11 PM, the portal is closed. or the card and don't throw the trash in the ocean that's the rule how can it be like that? the guest who's not married can't go in that's a complex is there anything you can do to make a difference? I just make a rule
if people are still learning they still ask
he's busy
your neighbor
he's busy he's busy Your neighbor is busy too
He's the chairman of the RRT
You're so arrogant
You're the one who should be ashamed
He's the one who should be ashamed
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If it's a big complex, in the 17th century, there will be a people's festival, a stage, a market, a playground, children's playground.
Don't they have a project?
Planning, your family will definitely say, wow, we will definitely have a planning for the RTI Board.
Actually, I made an announcement yesterday. What? Friends, we use calendar hijriah, so we're not going to announce it on August 12th. But we'll just adjust it later. You're not a nationalist, if you're like that. Hijri calendar, what day is it?
No, the problem is, if you're like that, you're not a non-nationalist.
Non-nationalist?
Who's a non-nationalist? Oh, you're right. He's asking for a program. What program? There's usually a competition. I'm just doing the old program. So, you're not doing the new one?
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
What?
It's not fun. It's fun, right? You're being rude.
You're being rude.
I'm sure my RTE doesn't have any MBG fund.
Nice.
That's my story So how did you end up being a house renter? Renovating a house
How did you end up being a house renter?
I became a house renter because of your money Not from the RRT Not from the RRT It's all from your money Thank God Thank you
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Get started freeIt's a slander If this was aired, I would have corrupted you It's a slander, if it's broadcasted, I'll be corrupt
It's okay, it's okay
But it's really renovated, right?
Yes, renovated
From the third floor, right? What? That's a building, what do you want? Just a house
Oh, a house
Since you became a PRT, right? No, before that I've renovated
Oh, you've renovated
Yes You should gather the people and give them a message. Like, it's raining, it's flooding, etc. So that the people of Depok will be happy. What do you want to say to the people? I'm a citizen. You're a citizen? It's flooding, the flood.
It's flooding, Mr. RT. You're my citizen? Sir, ma'am. We have a citizen who never gets wet. So we'll just throw get rid of him. Because every time he brushes his hair, the dirt is still there.
We want to see the real Mr. Eda from the real Mr. Johan Julien in our village. What if we clean it up? Because I see that his hair is never clean.
He's never clean.
He's a senior. That's my idea. That's how he is. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But it's cool. So, you can kick out the people. If the broom doesn't hit the people, it's not clean.
If the broom doesn't hit the people, it's not clean.
It's just a test.
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Sahil once had an incident
where his sandals broke during a broadcast. Then? But yeah, well, I knew bang Sahil in a perna punya incident sendalnya putus at Siaran Bruce Nanya, I'm a woman up. I mean you see a gelato Yeah, yeah I don't think I'm a more a
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Yeah, I'm a little bit
in The upper lip. Is there a lower lip? This is the lip.
The mouth.
Don't use it in your broadcast. I don't want to use it.
Explain.
If you use the mouth, it's here. That's wrong. If the tongue is broken, what's wrong? That's why Johan was wrong. Why do you walk around during the broadcast?
Why are you walking around during the broadcast? You're a thug
You're walking around during the broadcast
That's a different fact
Different? Okay, it's safe Here, I'm sorry I'm sorry, Sahil That's not how you apologize
How was it, Sahil?
Try it, Sahil
You're an autoriter Onat knows how to apologize the most How? Try it Oh my god
You're dead
Why did you give me that?
That's how it works
That's how it works
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Get started freeThe fact is wrong How to apologize
The last one you apologize
But apologize in a sober way
You're not sober now, right?
I'm reading
The last fact
Last one?
Last one The last one, Onat The last fact. The last one? The last or the first? Both.
The last one.
They said that you guys, besides being a comedian, a radio host, a singer, these two guys,
can rap.
Can rap?
Yes, I do cosplay. If you're a rapper, right? Yeah, that's why I cosplayed him.
If you're a rapper, if you want to eat, hungry, hungry, hungry, you can rap. We made a promo spot for our radio program in the name of a rap song. We tried it.
We don't remember the lyrics. We don't remember. But you can rap, right? No, it's just that. Yeah People be sangar a beneran yeah, I got you sitting on time. I'm on ya You're on ya, it'll fuck the party. Yeah, I got this it do do on the big in spot promo do on the ricky The beginning producer get to get to me
Allah, but the other guy Welcome, I got you meet a map making fire over. Yes, I don't know Why I'm gonna go away If my family asks for a favor, I'll make a flyover. I don't care. You have to be like my family. That's it. But you're happy to see Kamal, right? At least we have a backup.
Sir, if I knew...
RT is here, I'd be drunk.
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I don't have it yet Johan, thank you You're the best, Johan
I'm waiting for you to say thank you
What else? You're so kind. Wait, you're done saying thank you? He's our host. You're the host. You're the guest. Why are you saying thank you?
You can do it, Mr. RT.
I was told to use my name. Now I don't have any value.
You're the consistent one.
How is it, Johan? Is your job done?
It's done, Tendi. Okay, get out. I mean, just say what you want to say. She just came out like this.
She's starting to be naughty.
I'm really naughty.
I'm starting to like you.
I mean, she's shaking the bottle.
Oh, yeah.
I like you.
She's shaking the soda bottle.
Get out.
She's getting bigger.
What?
Her idea.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not used to talking to you. Can I have some of that?
Oh, I love it!
I'm still hungry.
What's wrong?
I'm hungry!
You're cutting again? I'm not giving you any. I'm hungry! You must have eaten already! You haven't eaten yet? I haven't eaten yet! Calm down! This won't hurt your stomach anymore!
I don't have a stomachache! Why?
I'm hungry!
Nat!
I'm hungry!
I know!
Can you take this off? Okay! What's wrong? I'm hungry I know Wait
Can you take it off? Yes, I will I'll take it off Okay
I'm talking to them and I'm getting hungry Can you help me? Can you see my stomach? You're so scary
You're so transparent
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Get started freeWhat if I'm hungry? Calm down
Look at me when I'm talking
I'm looking at the front
What should I do?
Help me!
Don't worry, there's a new one! Dilan Waffle Panda! Try it! What's hunger? You'll forget about hunger! All your energy will be back as indi-Barenz!
Sorry, I'm Barenz!
Oh, sorry! Indi-Barenz!
Try it!
Seriously?
I'll chew it!
Really? Why is there a sound?
That's my teeth
This is what you gave me to try Try it That's a Dilan Pandan waffle This one smells like Pandan The color is like Pandan The taste is like Pandan It's pandan, pandan waffles. It smells like pandan. It's pandan. It tastes like pandan. It's so good, Nat.
What should I do to not get hungry?
You have to eat at home. You can take it anywhere. You can put it in your bag, in your car, anywhere. It's simple.
Really?
Someone's cheating.
I'm not cheating. I'm asking how I'm supposed to do it. I'm here, the guest. There's a ghost Not a ghost, a devil How can I be a guest here? A ghost? He's not wrong He's listening to us He's just being hysterical
I see It's time for me to smoke You like to smoke too, right? I have a lot of bags My car is not enough
Because of this I love it
That's too much But that's perfect
He's gonna be mad He won't give me Dilan
Who is he?
Just an ordinary guy
So it's true Dilan is the solution when we're hungry So if you want to order food from Sembilan, you can. If so, just call Dilan.
Do you want to try? Here, Mr. RT.
Sorry.
If you're sorry, you can reject it.
You can take it.
But it's fun to see people who are not expected to make a podcast, right? Yes. Be successful, etc.
Amen.
I'm just talking to you.
You're talking to me.
Even though the other one, his brain is in him, Bo. In Sahil. The content, the creativity is in you, right? You don't want to invite other people, why do you invite right? Why don't you ask someone else to do it? You can't even make it yourself.
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Get started freeI asked you, but you said it's expensive.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
But I mean, it's a real job. You have to take care of the people who like to work hard.
You're lazy. You're wrong.
Oh, my God. That's business.
So, the HR Ertega doesn't know how to answer.
But, we can renovate the house.
That's a business. When the market needs us, we should always be there. Why are you so dumb? When the market needs us, we should always be there.
What do you mean?
It's incomplete.
I was confused too.
As a good boy, I'm asking you. What the market needs. We have what the market needs. Do you know what we need? What? This.
Pandan waffle.
Cool.
I know, man.
Okay.
Before we get rid of you... I mean... Get rid of the unclear things. Let's play. Because it's time to challenge them!
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Get started freeChallenge them!
Okay, we're ready. This is a long one.
Do you have any idea?
Why are you suddenly asking us to be creative? We want to prove how creative you are. We usually use words. Okay, let's start. Okay. You two.
What are your favorite words when you're on a show? Money. No. That's the shape you like. Remember, Mr. RT can't be stupid. Mr. RT can't be greedy.
Don't watch the news. Challenge.
Yes.
What? We'll give her an example. Why her?
Let's do it.
I don't understand how you do it.
I'm sorry, my brother.
You know, if you're creative, you can think of what games are.
What challenges? I want to know!
You can't do that. This is your program. El Matiana. Listen to this. Her hair is like El Matiana.
No. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, I'm not.
It's up to you what you want to do. We'll follow you.
Who wants to challenge?
I want you to think about it.
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Get started freeI don't want to think about it.
Why do you want to continue?
We'll start.
We just want to know what you're so creative about Do you have any idea?
I'll beat you up Why do you always have no idea?
I'm not creative
You're empty
Why do I have to have idea?
It's called challenge This is our challenge Is there any? Flyover in Jakarta is... Why is it is? It can't be like that.
I'm not done yet. It's okay. If it's empty, it means you lose. It's the same.
It's the same.
He's the one who said it. For example, it's a glass. Can you repeat it? A flyover in Jakarta is a glass. For example! Okay, that was a practice.
Let's continue.
A cramp in the bed. He said he can...
Make a cramp. Sorry, can I say it?
Can I say it again? Can I say it again?
It's okay. We can understand. We're in the process. He's not being scolded.
He's the host.
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Get started freeNot my guest.
Sorry, my coffee was covered.
There's an earmon. His face is so tired. I'm Irmon, sorry. Irmon. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Pulling down the sun... It can make our legs healthier.
Because we drink Proma.
It's cool. It's good. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. That's good. That's good.
Thank you. Next. People say that if we... ...often have lunch...
...at the bakery...
...with the waiters... ...especially when it's hot... ...while eating chocolate... ...h is good for your health
Thank you, Kamal
Thank you so much I hope all the projects you're doing will be more successful So the head of RT won't be embarrassed For the people Do you plan to get married again later I'm sorry, I'm not a citizen But I feel like Dua Bahlul is the next big thing
I agree
I think so, what do you think? You don't like them, right?
You don't like them?
I really like them We're your juniors on Radio Aul I know
You don't like us?
Your face is like a thief
I really like them I really like them But I like you more You, you, all of you... Don't forget to watch Dilan ITB 1997 at your favorite cinema. Don't come if you don't like it.
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Get started freeBut at your favorite cinema, 30th April, 2026.
Right?
That's why before the closing, you have to watch it. That's right. But you watched Dilan before, right?
Watch it. How? and watch it but you watched Dilan before right? of course
how? do you know who is Dilan playing now? who is the main character?
rockstar
oh yeah, Dilan now the first Indonesian Idol, right?
no, it's Delon Delon
this is funny
but the R tag is different Salon and Delon are different Delon. The RTA is different. Yeah, yeah.
Salon and Delon are different.
Yeah, yeah.
So when he gathers with the people, he has a lot of slippers.
So that it doesn't look like...
Asshole.
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