El Podchats | ¡ESPECIAL 16 DE SEPTIEMBRE! | @TonyAguirreOficial | Ep 6 T3

BOMBA! Special Independence Day, old man. That's it, so you know what's up.

Yes?

What?

That this suit is not from September 16th, it's from Yucatec. What did I tell you?

But it's from Yucatec.

What did I tell you, man? I remember my mom used to dress me up with a shirt and a skirt.

But...

I told you, it's from Yucateco. What are we going to do?

You didn't bring the other ones?

We're going to have to go get them.

Another one? Go buy the guerrilla ones. What's the shotgun for? Wooden shotgun, right? Bullets. Look, ask for the suit on suit on September 16th and they'll tell you what to do.

They won't give you another yucateco.

Don't go to the 16th and 17th of Guatemala.

Gentlemen, I apologize to all of you. I know that honestly...

It was my mistake.

We all make mistakes.

With all due respect, give me a chance. It was my mistake? We all make mistakes. Show some respect. Give me a chance. Show some respect to all Mexicans.

I love you.

My daughter would love to.

Dog.

Fatty, what the fuck does that butter smell like?

Calm down, calm down. Nevada, now we're talking. You're covering me. Move over a little.

Now we're here in the hotel. Now we're talking. Calm down, calm down.

Welcome to September 16th.

Viva Mexico!

Viva Mexico!

With your friend Chaz, in another podcast.

I think that's how he identifies a September 16th, right Tony?

Yes, my horse.

Don't be an asshole, son. Don't be an asshole. Calm down.

The 1810s were assholes, man.

You scared the shit out of me. Son, go get her. Come on, my king. Calm down. Pretty, pretty. Calm down, pretty. Pretty. Calm down, pretty, pretty, calm down, pretty, pretty. Hey, thanks my queen, never hit a horse's back because it can kill you. Where are you going, my son? I'm the good guy.

Hey, hey.

Turn around, introduce yourself to the audience.

Look.

Come on, then. Wait, my mustache is falling off, my forehead is not falling off. I'm saying goodbye. Wait, let's see if he learns to get down, let's see if off, not my forehead. I'm saying goodbye. Wait, let's see if he learns to get down.

Wait, wait.

You're an asshole, man.

Get down, you're going to run over here.

Wait, you.

Justin. Jitter, calm down. Who's going to grab him? Well, that horse is smaller and the horse hurts less. Here we are shooting a little more. And you here?

Hey, my rifle.

Look at the guerrilla. Here we are shooting. Where is this mustache from? Parisian or what? I have to stop it.

Look.

You still have a mustache. Like in elementary school, one step forward.

We're here, we have to get the songs out. Sorry, but...

Yes, we have to go back, but we're going to welcome you to the special.

Kids!

I remember.

With you...

With you... Chamacos, con ustedes, su compa Tony Aguirre y su compa Chatz en un podcast más, les damos la bienvenida a que? Al especial 16 de septiembre! Vamos a ver, vamos a ver. Oh I would be very grateful. When I start to get my lips out, it's interesting. Get out of here.

Get the f*** out of here.

It's ok Tony.

The roosters are scared of me.

My people, it had to be Sinaloan from the Salsi family.

That was the ranchero.

You have everything. I respect the rancheros. That ranchero is a badass ranch, I have ranch blood.

You started with your mom.

Why ranch blood?

You have ranch blood too. Our ancestors were ranchers. We all have ranch blood.

I'm from Villa Flor, my family is from the Philippines.

You like the casino. Thank you my king. Have a good time. I'm going to be a star bro! That's it! I'm worth it!

Thank you my king! Welcome to September 16th with your buddy Tony! All your chatmates here! We have a crowd here!

Give them a round of applause!

We always bring the best events to the best people!

That's the truth! The best events! What camera am I looking at? We're already distracting the dog here.

The main one.

Hey, don't be... Calm down, the dog is barking. Calm down! To the main events, we always bring special guests. People in the audience, beautiful, talented. There are also some other artists out there.

And honestly, right now we are going to try to pass one or the other. Because this space is for people who want to surpass themselves one day. If you're watching us and you want to surpass yourself, come with us. We do have the ability to make you viral, to give you your space. And we give you the space, not like other assholes who send you to hell.

It's the place that your wife didn't give you, with your family.

Here we're going to give you here, Chivo Peinejo. For real, man.

So you can come.

But with all due respect to everyone who wants to participate with us, you're welcome.

What's the requirement, Shad?

The requirement is to be cool, and to be cool and to have a good atmosphere.

Good atmosphere. So, let's start with September 16th. Let's start with? I'm going to put a cross here so God bless us. What song do you want to start with? Let's start with things from before.

No, no, no. With September 16th. What we celebrate. The day of the scream. Let's start with that celebration. Why do they celebrate?

If they were supposed to's start with that celebration. Why do you celebrate? If you're supposed to have a lot of people that day. What do you celebrate?

I investigated. You know what you celebrate? You celebrate that from now on,

you can drink that beer without anyone telling you anything. So you're like an idiot here.

Yes, you're like an idiot here. Remember that we're going to change.

That's another thing. Look, honestly, I'm going to tell you how I am. The cure is Sonorense. In most of us it's Sonorense because there are some Sonorense that are very cool, honestly. But in most of us it's Sonorense. The carrilla is the base of a Sonorense. I'm from Sonoran, the streets are heavy, the humor is heavy, but between us, nothing more. Don't think that we're going to the streets and a guy is going to say,

hey, go fuck yourself, that mother is insane. Between the comrades, we get along like this, heavy. But today I decided not to get along with the chat, because they are not, they are fucked up for anything, social media, and they are very assholes, honestly, calm down. and they're good assholes, man. Honestly, get a grip. I don't give a shit. We're brothers, you can say whatever you want. I'm defending him, and look at the shit he's saying.

I don't care if they fuck me, fuck me. I don't care if they fuck me again. Why?

The numbers go up.

But they're bad.

What does he have?

What does he prefer, being agot with money or a big fat guy without money? A big fat guy?

The faggot.

You prefer to be a big fat guy or a big fat guy?

You have to be the employee, not the boss, Chatz. Hey, you have to be the employee, not the boss. On September 16th was when we... We, well, I...

What do you have to do with it? Imagine if we had gone to shoot ourselves, Tony. We are assholes. They would have taken us to Mexico.

That's how it is.

Yes, honestly. I'm going to tell you something from here to the future. If we had gone to shoot ourselves that day, that September 16th, when our ancestors were shot, you wouldn't exist anymore.

Because we are assholes. Our ancestors were a bunch of bullshits and the old ones were like eggs. And we are also like eggs, but a little bit, not that much. You didn't know anyone from your family, your descendant, that you already know?

Yes, my grandson.

Your great-great-great-great-grandfather, he was there and he got shot there. Where was the fight in Independence? Here in Hermosillo, where was it? Where was the fight? Wait, leave that question, leave the answer. Oh, I know who we are going to do.

Yes, my grandfather was on one side of Emiliano Zapata shooting.

The mothers of Mexicans always.

They always come out with a joke, Emiliano Zapata lived in that house. Why the hell did he live there? He was just abandoned. So you go to the house and you don't look for your place anymore because it's abandoned. The windows are abandoned. The windows were stolen.

Why was a window stolen?

To sell the old iron.

So you take the old iron? Or they take it and measure it from a window?

It's better than everything else. You steal the window, the protection and the aluminum, you can sell it, and the iron too. But those are other issues. You don't have to give people... Advertising, aluminum and more.

You don't have to advertise rats. You leave your abandoned house and that's it. Emiliano Zapata. Uh-huh. Oh, man.

Listen, man.

They told me I control you, you don't, asshole.

If I didn't...

What's that rooster, man? Chinese? Is it a Chinese rooster?

No, man.

Japanese? My respect for all the Chinese.

Let's see, put it here, put it here. I'm going to take off my hat because they treated me very well in Japan when I went there. It's a little man! Look at the little rooster! It fits me in the ass, the rooster is very small.

How crazy is it to be an animal?

How crazy is it to be a rooster?

If you were an animal from the independencia, which series would you be? Ah, from. Why Independence? Everything is Independence right now. If you played the Tazos with the Independence characters, you would have won.

Who would that be?

Who would be Pacho Villa in Metal? I bring the mega-hit Miguel Aleman.

Oh, shit. Take it away. Take it away, Rooster.

Take it away.

You're going to kick your ass. No, I'm going to fix it. You fix everything. I don't understand how you do it so the rooster stays still.

The roosters.

Leave it there. Don't touch it so much. I have to put the stone on it or it will fall. What a dickhead, I put a stone on top of the rooster. No, not on top, on the rope. You like the funeo. You like the puneo, dude.

You like the puneo, or the meneo? Well, today we decided to do a special on September 16th, something different from what you're used to seeing us in our best grips, talking, people get mad because we always end up talking about asses. No, now asses are not a topic. Have you ever imagined an ass on September 16? No, no, no, no.

A patriotic ass.

No, no, no, no, no more talking about ass. A white butt, no, a green butt,

the white ass and the other red butt. Yeah, the ass, we have to close that topic, it's a cycle that has already passed. It's a circle that will never be closed. That will never be closed, man. Let's go with the songs now. Hey, wait a minute. What the fuck, you fucking podcast, Saraverga.

Before we go to the songs, I want to talk about the route we went to. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute.

Why do you say September 17th? We're just going to talk about Emilio Zapata.

Emiliano, asshole. Emiliano. We went on a road trip, and now he invited me to the trip. I mean, he invited me to the trip. The one he didn't invite was Conriquez, because he's resentful.

No, no, no, no, we did invite him.

He's resentful, he told me, Conriquez, look, you know I'm an open book, man. To me, secrets don't exist, to me, secrets, man, honestly.

The potro ate a cow the other day. No, no, respect, potro. Where's the potro? The potro went on the horse.

But well, this guy invited me to the route with my friend Karim Leon, I send you my friend Karim Leon, he's a great person, honest, the attention he gives, another thing Karim. Of the great lions. Of the great lions that Sonora has given, to hell with it. The great lions that Sonora has given. Damn. Not even Sonora gave a lion. So, Chilo started the route.

And my friend Karim, I clarify that in the podcast, took his Lamborghini. His Lamborghini, assholes. You made news that it was mine. Mine? No, because mine is a STO. Mine, at the first stop, there it is.

And Karim's? No, Karim's is for for, for the land. For those assholes who say, Lamborghini's gonna sue you. But why, asshole? If that's what it's for, don't be a dick.

The first one!

Cheers! But the people who did see that comment, the owner of the Lamborghini is going to talk to you and scold you. Do you think the rich man cares if you already paid him 8 million for that you. Do you think the rich man cares if you already paid him 8 million for that?

Do you think the rich man cares? You just paid him, you're an idiot for the rich man.

So we went to the route, how was it?

No, it was not good.

There was a guy, my respects to the guy.

I hit him, you have to explain. Before explaining this mother, hold on, before explaining this mother, I did not know that he was going to grab him, so that he does not start, we are on the route and the boy, his little arm, because now it is a little arm, or does not have an arm, does not have an arm, does not have an arm, the boy here in Sonora, the boy is the person who does not have an arm, the boy of the foot, they amputated that, they amputated his arm.

So he lost his arm.

Why his arm? Why not his arm?

On TikTok, so I can put the... My friend El Mocho lost his arm on a road, he turned on his racer, and the asshole...

No, no, no.

And my friend took out his arm and...

Well, no, they didn't leave him anything.

Well, you already explained it, why don't you explain it to the audience?

And there the old man brought a racer, I mean, he goes for the other arm, he said, he goes on the racer and crashes.

Like he's already the asshole.

Yes, he's the dumbass. Yeah, he's the dumbass. And we all stopped. What's up Tony?

And he said, no, Mocho lost his arm. That's what he said.

I said, you're not a dick Tony, you don't have an arm anymore. And we got out.

Look, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I realized we were getting out to help and honestly, since need help. Like everything, you know. When they were done, I offered them help. So, there goes the asshole, you know. Because I saw cow shit lying around. And I grabbed it, I grabbed a piece of cow shit on the floor. And I threw it to the sky.

And I said, the one who catches it is the best. And the monkey caught it with the arm that was left. I mean, you don't have an arm, why do you have something that... And he took the shit out of me, and I felt bad, I said, man, why did you grab it?

There were like 8 people, the one who grabs it is the most fucking,

and the Mocho did like this.

You went too far.

I'm a bitch.

Mocho is shit. Fuck his mother.

It was shit, man, cow, fuck. shit but of course it was not my intention that the boy caught him the boy as he calls him, he did not tell us the name, how is the boy called? the boy? why was he there if he was your comrade?

no, it was a friend route

lazy boy? the boys are lazy I know, but yeah.

Why do you think he doesn't have an arm?

If he was a homebody, he wouldn't have an arm.

No, no, I respect that.

What's that?

No, I respect the Mojos.

I respect the Mojos. If you're a Mojo, come here. We need to bring a Mojo to tell us his story. If you're a Mojo, send us a message so I can come here. This is going to be your space. From now on, in every podcast where Tony Aguirre comes on the chat, there's going to be a guy. On my account, run to the bitch.

Applause to the bitch.

Hey, hey, hey.

How nice are the guests we have now. The truth is that... To the bitch. To the bitch. Yes or no, too, bitches. When did the guests start? The guests we have now are so beautiful. For real. For real. They're so good.

When did the guests start?

They invite themselves.

Fuck, you guys are so cool on September 16th. Shut up! You're my nephew's father too, asshole. Relax. You're not.

You're a bitch.

What do you have to say? Shh! Shh! Shh!

How do you shut up?

What do you have to say?

What do I have to say?

No, they'll shut up right now. Put the mic on.

Who's going to be the first guest? No, wait, we'll play the songs. We'll play the songs with them. We'll play the songs with them. We play the songs with them. One by one.

And the guest who didn't study is going to be worth it. They have to know the history of Mexico. The faces they make. The guest who didn't study, look man. We're going to get him right now. We're going to go without Chabelo noticing.

And you're going to grab him right now and we're going to go without Chabelo noticing and you're going to fuck him up. Look, I'm going to give you some clues and you're going to choose from the four guests we have. Which one do you want? One joins you, another one joins me, the other one saw you born and the other one is very hot. Who wants to go first?

Let's go first, the one who joins me. Ok, let's go first. Please, if you are so kind, put the handle there. Put the handle there, the first guest.

The one who comes with him. No, the other one.

The one who comes with me. That one.

Simon.

Raise your hand, asshole, it's you.

Put it there, Simon. Put it there.

And the other chair, so I can sit in the middle. Pass me a chair there. Yes. Pass me a chair. For example, you.

It's crazy to be a rooster, isn't it, Tony?

It's crazy to be an animal. If you were an animal, what would you be? Look, man, the day I die, I want to reincarnate in a fucking eagle. An eagle, man.

I want to reincarnate in a dog that has a lion face. They have a better life than us.

Yes, true. Wait, I want to reincarnate in a dog that has a lion face. I want to reincarnate in a dog that has a lion face. I want to reincarnate in a dog that has a lion face. I want to reincarnate in a dog that has a lion face.

I want to reincarnate in a lady that takes care of them. You do it. I went to see the lady. What are you saying? They're not street dogs.

Her name is Lucia, her name is a dog.

How is Jeter going to stay there? Put a bucket on top of Jeter's chair. Yeah, better, you can't see. You already said the name, asshole. No problem, people already know. Benito, Benito, how are you? What's up? Hey, the dogs of Carinco are very big.

The cats, no.

They serve the dog food here. And the son of a bitch comes, because they serve it on the table, so they know, they don't think they're going to throw it away. The dog comes here, he sits down, and you take the napkin, and you do like this, and they put a paw here. And the dog grabs the bell and does this. Like this. And he starts eating like this.

And then he says...

He does this.

And he throws it.

To the dog!

The first guest of the night!

With you, he is Jeter! But today he is dressed well! What is he dressed in?

Miguel Hidalgo

Go Jeter!

Introduce yourself in the camera as you are

Hey people, greetings! But don't walk, calm down! I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video.

I'm going to be in the video.

I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. and from here your fame begins. Turn it off! So that the Jitter can be heard.

Turn off the bull!

Now, Jitter.

That's a successful entrance, Jitter. Pull yourself together, son.

Good evening, my people. Here we are again, special guest Jitter MX in the house. We will continue with the episode and thanks to all who tune in, here we are at a million.

Wait, wait, wait. Before it's out, wait, I'm not done yet. A little dance, right?

A little dance, a little dance. More, more, more. Go, go, go.

Go, go, go. Move it.

Move it. Move it. Ah, ah, machete? Let's see, close, close the bike. Ah!

Sit here Jeter. Sit here.

Welcome Jeter!

Jeter!

Damn!

Like all the time Jeter, it's a fucking orgasm. If I stop laughing, I'm not going to have you sitting here. Because you've become a habit for our audience.

There are moms who want to name their kids Jeter.

I want one too.

The other day a lady sent me a message saying she wanted to name her son Jeter. What do you think? Very good, let's name him Jeter Eduardo, so he can be a good match for me.

What's your name Jeter? Jeter Eduardo. Go to hell, did they's have Jeter Eduardo, so he can combine with me. What's your name Jeter? Jeter Eduardo.

Go fuck yourself, did they name you Jeter?

What the fuck is that?

It's a unique name.

But where does the Jeter come from?

From a professional baseball player from the big leagues.

What team does he play for?

He played for the Yankees.

I can imagine, Goy.

Now you know why they're called Jeters. The Yankees used to play there. I can imagine, Goyes. You just said it. Today's episode is about Independence Day, September 16th. I thought it was the 15th, but I don't know. Maybe it's a fucking Mandela effect that's happening right now. Because I thought it was the 15th, but it turns out it's the 16th. Well, Guitar, who are you dressed as today?

Today I'm dressed as Miguel Hidalgo and ribs. Miguel Hidalgo and ribs? Exactly my Jeter. Hey, what did Miguel Hidalgo and ribs do? Tell me. He was the person indicated to ring the seven bells on the day of the Mexican Revolution.

Jeter, you studied my Jeter.

Of course Jeter, of course I did.

Jeter, here's another question. You're well studied my Jeter.

Let me eat the bread.

Let me here. Let's see Jeter. I'm kidding. Jeter, wait. What date was Independence Day, Jeter?

It was 1900...

No, sorry.

1900?

473.

Very good, Bill!

Yes?

Yes, it was that one. Let's see, check it out.

Let's see, check it out.

When was Independence Day?

1810, asshole.

1810, what's up, Bill?

Every time he gets it wrong, he does a...

Kid.

The one with the most hair, I put it on him. What's going to happen if he answers a question wrong? No, no, he's going to end up with a jerk. A peck of a rooster.

Gitter, let's see, there you go, my Gitter. Hey, I have several questions for you because it looks like you studied, right, my Gitter? but it stings, baby. It stings. No, we have to take care of Jeter. Oh, yeah, yeah. That bastard. Jeter, let's see, in every podcast I ask you the same question because I'm interested in knowing a lot of things.

After you went, look at the fly, you killed it. How did it die? How did it die?

The guy is stupid, he killed a fly.

Fuck your mother. He was stupid, he killed a fly, fuck you. Let's see, after the second podcast, because this is your third podcast we're interviewing you, what happened after the second podcast? Your fame grew, increased, how's it going?

Yes, it's been going very well, thank God.

I've had followers.

How many followers did you have before?

I had 1,900, now I have 3,300. See? It's good for you to be with us.

The messages, I get messages every day.

Girls send you messages?

Yes, they have written me important people. Girls, if you find Jitter attractive, you can send him the message.

I'll make sure that his cell phone number or your Instagram is showing up.

On Instagram?

Very arrogant.

Send him a message on Instagram and ask him how he likes women. How do you like them, Gitel? That they have pretty eyes, that they're honest, sincere,

and that they're hot and that they're from Sonora.

No, my girl isn't available. And that, man? and that they're hot and have a good sound. My girlfriend is available.

What about that? A pretty person with a good heart.

Wait, wait, wait. You're asking for a pretty girl and what do you offer?

What do you offer her?

Look at the girl.

You idiot.

I offer her a pretty heart. I offer you a beautiful heart. I offer you...

Women here, if you were given a guitar in your life, would you offer a beautiful heart? Would you say yes or no? See? No, man.

I also offer you to tell you that I'm a hard worker and that I'm going to get ahead. But the point is not to tell him to be a hard worker. What do you do?

Well, I already have a job, very good.

What is it?

I work with a friend who helped me and is relieving me.

But what do you do? What do you sweat with?

Well, I do jobs for him directly.

Oh, my respect for the old man.

We're at the same page. No, tell him. I'm going to explain. Jeter works with me. Right, son? You're an idiot.

Why do you say I work for this idiot?

Because I'm his friend.

I'm his friend. I'll make it clear. I've known Jeter for about 13 years, I think, right, Jeter? From the neighborhood. I realized that I opened up the neighborhood, I followed my path, and here we are in the red, giving it a shot.

Still. But I wasn't going to leave my buddy Jeter out there and I told him, Jeter, this is the moment, son. momento mijo, vente pa'ca conmigo y quiero que leas un mensaje en voz alta wey, que me pusiste tu y que te puse yo wey, mira encontre este mensaje del 23 de julio del 2013 verga guasha que te puse, guasha wey, que te puse yo aqui, lo azul soy yo y lo otro eres tu, que te puse, jilter un parote wey, prestame 50 bolas 50 balls, tomorrow I'll pay you. Make the stop, I'm going to the car for them, right now to your canton,

tomorrow I'll give them to you in the afternoon. And I put, Kyle, ok, I'm going, this guy put me. So I put, ok, hey, what's up? And then he puts, what's up? nothing, just throwing

2 or 3 beers

son thanks to those 50 pesos I'm not gonna let you die that's it Gitter is my buddy, 13 years that's why he's bringing him with me

and if there's a good girl for Gitter good, with a good heart and also good good body.

And if you charge, I'll pay.

1500, I won't think twice.

Yes, yes, yes.

And if you charge 1500, go ahead. Gitter brings the quesadillas with cheese, works with the mere react.

And it's a human body. You feel the same.

Gitter, thank you very much, son. I love you very much. You too, brother. Don't cry, man.

Where are you going, man? It's hot here. Yes, you asked two questions, man. On September 16th, what do you think about Mexican food? Why did they dress us like that when we were in elementary school? We weren't even there. What do you think?

I told you.

It's an iconic day of the Mexican Revolution where the Europeans came to Mexico to invade the land. But we are Mexicans and we never surrendered. We died in the battle and on the line.

We died in Arrayes and we are from Sonora.

More.

Fucking dogs. So we, as good Mexicans, we went out to fight. Machetes, stones, rope, we didn't have much equipment, but we were always ready to fight and we would die in the ring.

I'm Mexican, I have my flag high, I can move anywhere.

That's it.

And last but not least, who was Benito Juárez? Benito Juárez was the person who promoted the right to respect others is peace. No, who was Benito Juarez? What was he?

I think he was a teacher.

Teacher?

No, he was a teacher.

That's Einstein, asshole.

No, he was a teacher. He was a teacher. That's Einstein, asshole! No, he was a teacher. He was a teacher? Benito Juarez, cheers, teacher! Professor Benito! I remember when I was in math class and I got a slap in the face.

Cheers to the teachers. For example, did you study, Jeter?

Yes. Until when? Until a quarter of a year of university.

Oh, what? University, Jeter? of a quarter of a quarter of a university ah

that's why you know the right to respect

how do you stop giving the chairs back we are going to simulate that today is September 16 how is your university called?

UTS of Sonora

UTS of Sonora

today is September 16 and you have to expose yourself about the character of Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla Let's see

We want your biography, and if it's made up, it's even worse It all started in the year 1843, 1878 my friend 1810, 1878 my friend. 1810, asshole. 1810, where Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla was an iconic figure of the Mexican Revolution, but he was also a father of a town, where he was the cause where the bells of pain were rung, where he went and rang the bells so that the whole town was alert and united

because the Spaniards were going to come and we had to face them.

¡A la verga, amigo! ¡A la verga!

You're a good dog, man.

Any questions in the living room?

No? Thanks for letting me come to your place. You did a great job, man. I love you. Hey, stand here in front of me and let's do a little dance.

I really like the one with the machete.

Imagine Miguel Hidalgo and Costilla doing that.

Open, we We won!

Imagine Miguel Hidalgo and Costilla doing that Jeter dance.

Who would you like to see?

I think we should move on to the one who's coming with you now. Or the one who saw me do it. Let's move on to the one who saw Tony born.

No, no, no, no.

The one who's coming with you.

Well, the one who's coming with me. If you're so kind. Justin Ernesto, Sireño Cadena. What's it called?

Justin Ernesto.

Bello Cadena. You're going to ride the bull and you're bringing it to me? Justin Ernesto. Justin Ernesto. How do you feel on September 16th?

Has it been the scream?

I honestly, I never went to the scream because I got in the mood, I get excited.

The people who go to the scream, what do they go to?

What do they go to if they don't know anything about Mexico's history?

You don't pay taxes, you idiot. What are you celebrating in Mexico? Honestly, just eating corn, man. And because there's free breeze there, tostitos with corn.

Why do they only sell corn and tostitos prepared there?

Since when was corn born? Since when? It's from the first, right?

No, well, corn, yes, man. Yes, the Nixamal. You know, in 1810, some tostitos and corn, right?

A massacre. I'm not even gonna try. You know, in 1810, they were like, a bunch of tostillos. A bunch of them.

There comes the bull. Hey, the entrance of the characters is really cool.

There comes the bull. The bull!

Big head, mister! Stay there, stay there. Look, introduce yourself and say a few words for your people. Wait for the car to turn off. Wait, wait.

You look just like Benito Juarez, man. You're so muscular, bro. I swear, bro. Take a close up of Benito Juarez and man! He's a tough guy, bro! I swear, bro!

Send a picture of Benito Juarez to his profile! Let's say it's Benito, bro. Hey, let's pretend this guy is Benito. Ok, this guy is Benito. Ok, man, introduce yourself to your people.

Nice to meet you, my name is... Nice to meet you, my name is...

Nice to meet you, my llamo Justin Ernesto... No, no, no, mejor Ernesta.

Arias el Culeagordas...

El qué?

El Culeagordas, digo.

Benito!

Benito Juárez, tú!

Ah, sí, no.

Benito! ¿Qué estás diciendo, Benito?

Un gusto, me llamo Benito Juarez. Greetings to all of you from LA and Hacienda del Sur.

A dance like Jeter's.

Ah, but more, harder, more. Do the machete, the machete.

No, we were waiting for Jeter. No, that machete, what is it? Benito, come here please.

Are you shitting me? Benito Juarez. Benito, take that shit off! You look like a Berguero Benito Juarez! Put that shit on! He's going to be the one to stop and ring the bells. And we're going to shout out, Viva Mexico!

You're going to throw three. Why are we going to live?

What are we going to live?

Viva the revolution, asshole!

Throw three! Throw three and we're all going to live. What are we going to live? Long live the revolution, asshole. Throw three. Throw three and we're all going to shout. Long live!

Go ahead.

Long live the Mexican revolution! Long live! Long live single women! Long live! Long live the podcast! Long live!

That's all.

Another one about independence.

Viva los niños héroes.

Viva los niños héroes!

Viva!

I didn't hear that.

Viva los niños héroes.

One more. One more from the revolution. Just one more and that's it.

Long live the scream!

No, no, no.

That's the revolution. Speak up, son. We told you to study. You're Benito Juarez. Benito Juarez, the shit. You wouldn't be wrong here on this podcast.

Long live Mexico!

There you go. Son, you didn't study, what the fuck. I would invoke you here in this podcast. Viva Mexico! Viva! You didn't study or what? What did Benito Juarez do? Who was it?

Benito Juarez was the best president of Mexico. No, no, no.

Right now he's the best. Right now he's the best.

And no?

Come on Benito, people are waiting for you on Benito, people are waiting for you.

Benito, people are waiting for you.

They are waiting for you.

Ah.

Benito was...

Look, people, look, they were in doubt since you left Benito Laverga. So people have a lot of doubts and they want to know about you. Why did you leave Benito? It's true that you sat down to think while you took care of the sheep. People want to know that.

Why didn't you pour water in a glass and not in a bowl? People want to know that. Glasses didn't exist.

Before I became president, I wanted to be a farmer.

A farmer?

I wanted to be a farmer. My dream was to be a farmer. A farmer or a shepherd.

A shepherd is the same.

Fucking Benito. Fucking Benito.

I used to take care of the sheep. I didn't sit down.

Oh no, how?

I don't know, you're Benito, so I can't help you. How do I know if you're Benito? Ask me about my character and I'll answer everything. Who are we, Chet?

We're guerrillas.

We're gunmen.

We're gunmen. Ask us who we're fucking with.

You, Benito, tell us. The Europeans kicked our asses, motherfuckers! Go over there, go over here, you guys come over here, you idiots! Who? The Europeans, who did we shoot with?

With the Spaniards.

With the Spaniards, yes.

With the Spaniards, with all due respect, we are Latin Americans.

Spain, too, dog!

Spain?

We lost, we lost, Benito, what's up? The doubts people have in all these years, I want you to get us out of those fucking doubts.

Get your questions out.

How many fucking cows did you have?

The truth is I had...

143. Who was Benito Juarez? But 143 and Benito was poor, didn't you study or what? Why are you in the 500 bill? Why am I in the 500 bill? Why did I get in the 500 bill? No. Well, yes, asshole, that's what I asked.

Why did you get in the 500 bill?

Because I was the best president, as I'm telling you.

And then why did you also get in the 20 bill?

Because I was poor before.

Ah, well done, well done.

Well done, Benito.

I was poor before, but I always wanted to flirt with you, Benito. I didn't flirt.

No?

I didn't flirt. But what was your contribution to Mexico? Why did Benito Juárez start studying it?

Because I started getting some fucking books, Benito.

What were those things called that you were in charge of? That you stuck with the register in your notebooks and made a biography?

But the prints, why did you start printing all over Mexico? Why Benito?

I wanted to leave a legacy for my people. I wanted to leave a legacy for my people. If you could revive someone from the Mexican Revolution, who would you revive?

Pancho Villa.

You, asshole! You!

So you would be dead, Benito! You're an asshole!

I would leave Pancho Villa in my place.

Pancho Villa was also a great guy for Mexico.

We're going to bring Pancho Villa back to Mexico with his two old ladies.

Hey, man, look, but Benito... I mean, I take off my hat to Benito. Because Benito was considered, instead of reviving himself, he revived Pancho Villa, because he was not an idiot.

He didn't want this shitty life anymore. Did you suffer a shitty life? The truth is that I suffered when I was little. I was poor, as I told you.

But why? Are you saying that the poor people are suffering right now? Son, if the poor people... She's the happiest in the world and I always see her happy. I'm embarrassed. Playing the band. People can always see her playing the band.

We're all born poor, what will they feel being rich?

What will they feel being rich? Being a tramp.

I ask you, what will you feel being rich? We're rich. We're rich. We're doing well but we have more debt.

Benito, what's wrong with you? Benito. Let's go. Do you have another question for Benito? Or else he's going to go fuck himself.

What happened in 1810, Benito?

The Great Independence.

Yes, yes, that's what Hitler said.

And the next one was the scream.

No, no, no, no, there you go.

Who stood out in the War of Independence in 1810?

Take that. in the War of Independence in 1810. Here you go.

Damn, who stood out? That question is hard. It's a tough one, right?

You don't know?

No, I don't.

I saw one in the chat.

Tony.

Why? Who's shout is that?

Independence. The Tony? Why? What's the name of the shout?

Independence?

Oh, no, the shout...

B.

How did I forget?

Thanks, son.

You're a good boy.

I forgot.

No, you didn't study this shit. No. Why is Independence celebrated on July 4th?

July 4th?

Yeah, well...

So what's celebrated on the 16th? Yes. So what's the 16th? When?

The 16th of September. Something is celebrated on July 4th! And they throw a party! July 4th is in the United States, asshole! Oh, my countrymen!

Yes, July 4th is in the United States, you asshole! Dude, go there, you didn't study, you disappointed me, Benito. Benito, man.

Benito, come on in. Asshole. Who's going to be the guest?

I say, the one who's going to be the host.

I'm going to introduce him.

That's how we shout on the road. This guest is a real bastard. I haven't invited him in a while because he got drunk and got high. Pass me another one when the guest arrives. Let him ride the bull. Hey, lend him your meneo, Justin.

No, no, no, leave it. Like this? No, let him borrow that meneo, but with something. No, like this. He looks like a real bastard. Like this? No, like they lend it to you. Like this, it looks good.

Like this. Or if you want me to put it on, I don't know.

It looks cool like this.

I want to ask a question, help me. What's up with the people who arrive on September 16th and start donating their business?

How on September 16th?

With the Mexican flag. With the Mexican flag. Why don't they give it to us every day? If we're Mexican, every day. Not just that day, asshole. Long live Mexico!

And your fucking money laundering business.

Long live!

Long live!

Your fucking mother! There comes the other guest. Chessie, your mom.

Thank you.

But you have a mom? Yes, she's alive. She doesn't like the party? No, I wanted to invite her to the party, but she said yes, but later on because she was embarrassed.

She doesn't like cameras. But your mom and dad don't get along? Yes, they talk to each other. They're like any couple who got divorced years ago.

You suffered in the divorce, man. No, not at all. You're older than shit. I was already old, man.

Are you interviewing me or what?

No, it's just that September 16th is family time. Cheers.

Again. Look at him. Look how he's coming. His hair is flying. The other one! Another one. Oh Wait a little bit. Wait a little bit, bro. Hey, bring the new iPods, not the iPhone.

Good evening, my people. Your friend, Miguel Hidalgo Costilla, here with you and my buddy Chad. Once again here in his podcast and Tony Aguirre. What's up, Patrillo? Patrillo, do you want Miguel Hidalgo Costilla? chat I'm going to be a little bit of a What a chill that you're not going to be in a podcast Hey Potrio I haven't seen you in a podcast for a while But you're coming here

You're going to be a little bit of a star You're going to be a little bit of a star You're going to be a little bit of a star I got a soda in my coke

Hey Potro I haven't seen you in a podcast for a while Like a year. People were already telling you, you're a pastor, you're a pastor, you have events, you have dreams, get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here. He's sleeping.

No, no. It's hard to be the Shatz, you're going to understand me. Having a son like that is tiring. It's been a year since I've been away from the podcasts. A year away from the podcasts?

No, I'm going to let him do his podcasts. Wait a minute.

A year away from the podcasts? Because it's time to tell the truth. Suddenly. You say that I started climbing bricks. moment of mentir esa verdad de repente no no pues que dices tú que como que me se me empezó a subir a ladrillo y azote de repente pues si o no la neta se te subió la fama? si cambia la fama güey la neta es una pregunta

si poquito ya ves tú y eso güey? pues te subiste No, no, no, no. You're a content consumer. No, no, it's just that sometimes it's true. If you start uploading a little bit, you don't realize it. You don't realize it. Until a great friend comes along and tells you. Until a great friend comes along and tells you, hey, don't do this, this and the other. And you get down.

And sometimes also for other things. Another one. When was the war of the cakes? The war of the cakes was in 1910. That was when Miguel Hidalgo... That was when I was born, a day before, you know? You weren't born in 1910. When was the war of the cakes, plebe?

No, no, no, no, the war of the... No, son, the war of the cakes is another one. We're not talking about the independence. No, the war of the cakes. That one, I don't know if you remember.

They grabbed us all.

What did you think? That I was going to ask you about Miguel Hidalgo?

Yes, look, look, he's grabbing me in the curve. No, no, no, no, it's everything they teach us.

I'm reading, a new one. I'm gonna get a new one. I'm gonna get a new one.

I'm gonna get a new one.

I'm gonna get a new one.

I'm gonna get a new one. I'm gonna get a new one. Hey, dog! Hush! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

What was celebrated there?

The War of the Cakes, if I remember correctly, in biography.

Let's see.

No, what an idiot. In history, no?

In history, damn it!

What happened there?

No, no, well...

I'm telling you the truth, I don't know.

You can tell us in time, Why don't you ask us? When were you born?

1969

You were around 40 years later. Hey, so... What was the war of the cakes for you?

I imagine they all got together and ate a lot of cakes.

Well, no one studied it.

Why do you call it the war? Hey, come here.

In some party.

Maybe a quinceañera.

Yes, a party, a party to rock.

The fucking problematic fat people of the war.

The fucking people who are fucking. In the exclusive, Taddy Aguirre says that the fat people are problematic.

Now, you're just a fucking. I say it was, or why do you call it the war of the cakes?

The war of the cakes. It was a war in which there was war but no one died. That's why it's cakes, because if they throw you a cake, you don't die. It was a war of peace and verification of the UNESCO.

Yes, that's why. War of the PAS.

Peace.

Peace.

And TVs.

People were watching TV. People to enter PAS had to watch TV. War of the PAS. I had to watch TV. Yeah, but if you're a Paz... No, those are your bullshit. No, no, no.

You're making up shit to get a curve. Where is that? Where is the story?

There you go. That's something basic that they teach you in the primary schools. Seriously, what's up? Nobody studies or what? Study, don't be stupid, kid. But the story is coming.

Leave it, play Gameboy are you sure about that? Gameboy doesn't exist anymore leave it, play Gameboy the fucking Gamecube Dragon Boy Z

ok, this is something you have to know because as a kid everyone knew in elementary school they taught you history and all the people that know history know nothing. No, no, but from your age to mine is a big difference.

In my childhood there was nothing, there was nothing like that.

Well, if at your age you had to teach more of that shit, well, if it happened a year ago, then... I mean, they'd shoot you in the face for going around like that.

Ask me, ask me.

When Benito Juarez. Benito Juarez? Who changed my diapers? Your mom. Who changed them? At the beginning when you were born, it had to have been your mom, then I think your

grandmother.

Maria Jose Felix, another one. Maria Jose Felix.

Look, another one is easier. Where was Benito Juarez born?

Everyone knows that mother. He must have been born there in Mexico, in Mexico City. No, his name says it, Juárez born? Everyone knows that shit. He was born in Mexico, in Mexico City.

No, his name says it, where was he born?

In Juárez.

In Juárez? No, no, you didn't study.

Where was Benito Juárez born? In Juárez. Why don't you ask me about the 10 commandments? You know what?

Look, something more raw. Not much verb. Not much verb. Tell me the weekly ephemeral. No, no, no, no, no. The honors are the flag.

There it is. Mexicans to the cry of war. That's the anthem.

Oh, it's not that one?

The honors are the flag, man.

Flag. That's the anthem. Oh, it's not that one? No, that's the flag.

Flag, flag of Mexico.

I always get it wrong. I forgot, it's been years since I've been there. No, no, no. Let's see, whatever you know. Flag, flag of Mexico, symbol of unity and whatever, but I forgot. That's how it goes.

That's how it goes.

Go to a primary school.

I studied in a primary school. Go to a primary school on Monday. And the kids will be saying it there.

But I haven't stopped going to school in a long time. Legacy of unity. Symbol of unity. Of our parents and our brothers. That we promise to always be faithful. To the principles of freedom and justice.

That make our country an independent nation human and generous to which we give our existence and boom, someone fainted in the honours, holy shit!

Who are these people who fainted in the honours?

Hey, did you know that...

These people are weak, dude.

I want to tell you something that you don't know. Let's see. You know what? I want to tell you something you don't know. You and I have a descendant of those people who fought Miguel Hidalgo and Gostia.

You have Spanish blood. You have Spanish blood, even if you don't believe it. Come here.

No, seriously. Who is the guy?

Spanish. No, no. Who is it? Who is the guy? Spanish.

No, no, go investigate. I don't know the story. We were fucking Spanish. We were Spanish. And then we separated from the Spaniards. Son, why do you think we don't have a visa to enter Spain?

They came here to conquer other women, the Spaniards.

Fuck!

Did you know, Chad? No, man. That they came to take everything from us. Women, everything.

Who?

The Spaniards. They came to conquer us. It was when we got up in the war, we, the Migueles Hidalgo y Costilla. Your family. Yes, yes.

My family was those people. The Spaniards. So you're Spanish. Yes, we come from there. You're Spanish, Tony? No wonder you're a macaw.

No wonder, I'm so handsome.

No, the family has green eyes.

I have them like this.

You left it to your mom. You left it to your mom. Where are you saying that? People are going to call me from Spain. You know what happened to Aguilar. That's true.

Where did he say he was from?

Spanish.

My respects to all Aguilars.

I love you all.

Likewise.

The scary ones are here. No, we're in the middle of it.

I don't give a shit.

Yeah?

Fuck you, man.

No, but no, no, no.

I don't care. Thank you very much, Potrio. We'll give you another section, especially for you.

I want you to sing an evangelion or a song that you're new to. Get off the tree. There's one that goes... Black hair with shampoo That attitude is not lacking The hair is sweet

Sexier than you My friends say That I should dye my hair blue So they can see what I lost

There it is.

Look, look.

I'm taking it!

Hold it! Hold it!

Come here, come here!

Hold it! Hold it! There we go! Ah, I got it! Straighten it! Straighten it! Straighten it! Straighten it!

Hey!

Ah! Wait! Get the f*** out of here. Hey! Go there, go there!

Wait, wait, wait.

Pass it, pass it here, here.

Tony is a f***ing asshole.

No, no, no, it's enough, f*** it. Come here, man.

Watch out, watch out, watch out.

Honestly, why do you put so many animals in there? Why do you like to be ridiculous?

Look at you, how you tie it, I tie it back. But that's how it is, we are guerrillas. We are guerrillas, we don't give a shit. We don't give a shit how we dress.

Look at this fucking suit, it looks like it's made of palm.

It was worth it.

That's how they would dress. This is the clothes of the guys, what the fuck. Literally like that, with a carbon fiber suit. Imagine us in 1810. Get ready with me to go throw some gas.

Two bullets here, two shots. Fuck, they have someone there. shit, there's someone hanging.

Who? There's someone hanging. How?

Here, look how...

Oh shit, it's the goat! It's the goat!

Why don't you bring it like this? Come on, come on.

Come here, you son of a bitch. Here!

I don't care if you don't see me!

No, man, that's...

It's just...

Come on, man! Come on!

How do you talk to goats?

Yeah, man, if you talk to a dog, if you talk to a cat... What's the word? Me? That's right. The word me comes from the word move.

That's why goats have moves.

Come on, come here because we have some topics.

I can do whatever I want. Guys, we're on September 16th. I hope you liked it. If you have any comments, comment here. If not, Tony.

If not, what?

If not, what?

If not, what do you want? Tony... If you don't want to... If you don't want to...

You don't want to scare people, you can scare me. Ok, dude.

Let's move on to...

A guest. I want to know what she's wearing. She's wearing a yellow shirt.

Wait a second.

Hey, bring the guest, she's better. the Indian Maria the water a like like let me talk you see a little girl in the sky I'm gonna

see a lot of name for Mary the last time I appear like he when I say Mary the last

time I see way I'm a little girl in Peru in my local the Miramax Perón case the no the

costumbre

Mira way el próximo potas que hagamos web se va a tratar de la navidad

también o sea hay que hacer un podcast en un yate

no se va a tratar la navidad hay bien a mirar

se va a tratar la navidad way y uno de los temas que va a sacar es porque verga se le queda mirando uno el fuego como pendejo en diciembre muy bien porque está así mirando o en la carne asada and you're staring at the fire like an idiot in December. Very good. Why are you looking at the roast meat like an idiot? The guest didn't come, the tractor didn't pull.

You're a good asshole.

I love you very much, you know.

That fucking guy is getting very cocky. Look, look.

He's on attack mode.

Give it to him. Help him. Let's go!

Water, girl! Help him!

There it is.

There you are, you're going to do your presentation. Close it.

We got lost back there.

That's what she liked. Hey, did we look back there. That's the one that got thrown out. Hey, we looked back and everything was covered.

Get wide like Ivan's eyes.

We're going to get like Ivan's eyes, to the sides. Look at the fucking asshole's eyes.

The fucking goat's eyes have arrived.

The goat's eyes have arrived. Introduce yourself, woman. You have to do your presentation. Who are you going to be? Maria Jose Feliz?

No, I don't know. You introduce yourself.

What's the name of the girl in the...

Hey, wait, wait. You came from someone disguised as Independence. Introduce yourself as you are from Independence.

Well, I don't know say the woman's name? Maria Josefa Félix Gallardo No, Maria Félix is the one from the soap opera

Maria Félix No, Félix Gallardo was the Ruco Maria Josefa Ortiz de Dominguez Maria Josefa Ortiz de Dominguez

You studied Maria Josefa

Maria Josefa, because it's you, it's your work Ok, ok, so now

I'm going to ask you a question You're from Dominguez. You studied there. Maria Josefa? Yes.

Maria Josefa, that's you.

That's your name.

Ok, ok.

So, what's up?

I'm Maria Josefa.

The hottest chick in the show.

Let's see a little dance. No, let's go.

Yes, yes, go ahead.

And?

And?

And?

And? Hey, that's it! No, stop it! You want to see me a lot! No, no, stop it! But a machete, I'm excited to see you do the machete

I'm excited for the jitter

Oh, shit! You know about the machete?

The jitter taught me last night

You must have been cold Jitter, oh shit, jitter, jitter! You're so thin, Miguel Hidalgo! You're so like Miguel Hidalgo

Like the Indian Maria

Are you the Indian Maria or what? Are you the Indian Maria or what?

No, I'm Maria Josefa Maria Josefa Ortiz Hey, she was the only one with the whole flotation

Maria Josefa Ortiz From Dominguez with us Maria Josefa flotón maria josefa ortiz de dominguez con nosotros a ver, espérate la verga, a que vinieron a estar, a dar toda madre lo que vamos a hacer, vamos a aplaudir todo

presenta amigo, como que no le aplaudí a mi carnal

esta con usted, maria josefa ortiz de dominguez Hey! Maria Josepa! She wants to be a Sinaloan. She's a fag, right? Fag.

Maria Josepa, we've wanted to have you as a guest for a long time because we have

a lot of questions to ask you.

I did study, Maria Josepa.

I hope you also studied, because it's you, your life, you should know it.

Do you make flour tortillas and a dog?

Look, with these hands, look. I studied them because you are you, your life, you should know it. Do you make flour tortillas and in perronas?

Look, with these hands, look.

Why?

Perronas.

No, because of the clothing.

Hey!

I'm telling you, the ladies who dress like that make tortillas and in perronas.

No, no, no.

This clothing comes from Oaxaca. Greetings to all my friends from Oaxaca. They are perrones. I'm from Oaxaca, they're really good. You don't want to look good here? No, it's cool, he talked to me and told me everything. He told me everything, the guy that comes from there. But how do you know? This is hot.

How do you think he comes from there?

Because we talked and I told him that I was from December and he told me that. We talked and...

I was scared.

No, no, no, what's going on?

So, Mula, you know her, how can you not? She's more famous than Choco Crispy. I want to ask you some questions, me and my friend Tony, what do I say my friend, my brother, let's investigate a little bit about who Maria Jose Felix was. No. Maria Jose Forti de Dominguez.

Who were you?

Who were you? I was...

Oh, I know.

Leave me alone.

Hey, kids!

San Diego, California.

Hey, kids. Greetings to all the kids who sent me the information, because, to be honest I honestly didn't study here but I didn't study here and honestly, they rocked it

Plebes, she was the one that put the house

Who did you go to plebe?

She was the one that organized all the shit She told all the dudes to come here to the house She did all the work

What work?

She made the meetings, to get people excited, to get people from Querétaro excited,

to make war. Oh, she studied. She was the one who did that. You were the one who made the war. Yes, I put the house.

So your house was the meeting to make war?

Yes.

Where is that house?

In Querétaro. In which direction? You don't have to ask so much. But that's your house!

No, I just watched a video for kids and it said that.

You're going to Querétaro because you're going to Caborga. Ah, Curita Sonorense.

Well, in what year was that?

You're screwed, because... No, no, no, you're screwed, because we were gunmen, we were in 1810. But what did you do, Chad? Yes, you're screwed, so you're here just talking.

Ask us, you'll see what you want.

You went head on, then.

And... That's what I love, or what I... Go ahead. You're in.

Look, bitch.

What's inside?

A fly.

A fly standing on the wall.

No, bitch. Look, that fly is coming from the...

It's true.

Yeah, bitch. I know the ass that sucks. And the fly didn't show up. The fly got stuck in a hole, I don't know who the fuck screwed it up. The fly didn't show up. What's up, dude? I'm from Moscow, and it's from the Pantheon. Ooh, green. Yeah, dude, it's green.

Hey, bring another one.

Give it to me, dude. I'm going to cover it up.

You're so drunk.

There's so many flies. What do you want to see?

Where are you getting me from, mosquito? That's how the canteens were before September 16. Hey, I brought you a cigarriper. I'm telling you, ask us something about us, about what we did that day. Hey, this guy doesn't look like Pecheno. Look, in 1810, what we did was go to war with the fucking Spaniards.

And they didn't.

We didn't have a field.

Nobody had rocks.

But how many years did the war last? How many years?

You're going to see it. But how many years did the war last? How many years? You don't give a shit! You're on a bus right now!

I know that!

Ask me that!

Eleven years, man!

Eleven years!

Eleven years!

Eleven years!

Eleven years, man!

That's crazy! Look, man, that day we...

It wasn't something fast, man.

Look, we went ahead, man. Yeah, they were out of a fucking palm tree and what I did was grab this mother and and it was worth it, and they killed me there, I lost them there.

We are all dead.

We are all dead.

In what year?

300 years. I am 239 years old.

I thought I was alive. Yeah, we opened the field and we were out. We lost him, but we are the real deal. But how did I die?

Look, in Querétaro, when you gave the house, you were a traitor. Why a traitor?

You betrayed someone and that day they came and beat you up

and you died

I believe him

Really?

No, it wasn't like that

How did you die?

From old age

That's why, from old age they beat you up Stop the rooster there, Jose Paulo

Look

Be a dickhead I'm going to put it on you to see if it's true Jose Is gonna you need a Yeah

In ten do play

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna say

Vicky Asiana, la roca de artesana cantina the machine apart a Muslim Who's the one that's talking? No, no one's talking. Hey, hey!

You idiot.

To start, Spaniards, I'm going to send a message to those people in Spain. Give us back the penis of... What's it called?

The penis?

What's the name of Contemo's penis? The penis. Hey, Cristobal Colon! No, no, no, no, Spaniards! Look! El Penacho. Penis. Hey, Cristobal Colon. We can go there and cause collateral damage over there, over there. Give us back the penache, we need it back, please. We ask you for a favor. I want Tony to have a concert in Spain.

Hey, but who was the one that rang the bell?

My daughter, Miguel Hidalgo Costilla.

But Miguel Hidalgo and Costilla?

No, no, no.

Miguel Hidalgo.

Is it a person?

Dolores Hidalgo The bell rang But why was it called Dolores?

Because it was 7 bells Because it was 7 days a week

But it lasted 11 years It was 11

Look, here it comes, we were talking about it before

We broke his mother All the Spaniards

I couldn't stand 3 Belgians and the Spaniard I broke his mother, all the Spaniards He couldn't take three shots of that Spanish guy that I beat up the other day

Idiot

But he's Japanese

He's a fucking Japanese guy without a filter

Yeah, that's why they come out with their eyes like that

The war lasted 11 years, for those who don't know, idiots, they were going to expose this September 16th here I I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a We're not going to judge the body, we don't know if it was a hip or not. Just like the old Rucos, they were smoking a lot when they talked.

And they were talking with the cigar here.

We cut your father's throat, Pancho Villa.

Did you know why we say in the word, close the fuck up, San Lorenzo?

They even taught you yesterday. Yes, my father, Karim, sends his regards to my father. Did you know why we say the word Fierro in the Sonoran language?

They even taught you yesterday. Yeah, my dad sends my regards to my father. The Ruco says, Que Fierro.

Why are you talking to my ass?

Because that's how I am. Does it bother you?

No, hold on. Que Fierro.

Son of a... I'm going to plant you.

I'm going to return you to the war.

No, man, don't be stupid. Do they smoke the roosters or kiss their mouths? Oh, alcohol, stupid. Yes, sorry, I didn't think it was smoke.

Chinese.

Maybe the Chinese roosters, if you don't know.

The Chinese roosters, yes. Iron, man.

It was used in the time of...

Pancho Villa had a general who was nicknamed Iron so when there was a shot hey, look at this, Iron and Iron would fire in heat what's up with Francisco Villa?

that's the channel

and that's why he started saying Iron, Iron, Iron and Iron would come, and when they left Iron was the one that

goes in front of Pancho Villa but why not more in Sonora we say iron iron also? but this was not from San Diego?

look more from Sinaloa

ah from there it comes

then

no no no

the roosters are upset.

Hey, we're not going to play roosters here!

No.

We're going to do a palenque.

Larry, bring the musicians,

we're going to do a palenque here,

we're going to bet and all. Ok, so what were you saying?

What's Larry up to?

Iron.

Iron, he was hitting the shot. Ironro was going in front of Pancho Villa, Pancho Villa was a white mustache, my respects to Pancho Villa, that's where my last name Villa Flor comes from, from the Villas.

Hey, but they say Pancho Villa was a bad guy. Pancho Villa was a bitch, we bad guys are a bitch.

Have you seen Elon Musk?

What did Pancho Villa do?

He fucked two girls he was hanging out with. If I were in the crowd, I would have said, Pancho Villa, the bitch. Benito Juarez, the hairless, the bitch. But Pancho Villa, you knew he was from a Mexican town. You knew he was from a Mexican town.

Or was he Emiliano Zapata? You don't even know. One of those two faggots. They have a badge that says, Pancho Villa was a traitor and I don't know what the fuck, because he shot a lot of innocent people from a town.

Did you know that?

No, no, no. Pancho Villa, fuck him.

And all the Villas.

Oh!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What was his name? José Fartide Domínguez lent his house to the war meeting. But one was already bullying him. So from there, the whole map and the whole movement was made, that we are going to go for the Spanish and we are going to fuck him. So they talked there, Tony Shatz, you are going to do the good thing, that you are going to learn Mexican, because this is a ass.

And there we go, Tony as an asshole, that's why they killed us. That's why we don't exist anymore. Yeah, man. If we didn't exist right now, I think... If we didn't exist right now, we'd be 249 years old, assholes.

Where did that come from?

Tony does look like he's 249 years old.

You're already sleeping, man.

Girl, thank you very much, Josefa. You're a real treat, girl. We thank you, please. He pooped on the rooster's rope. Poor thing.

He pooped on you, fatso.

No, I'm going to put it on you.

No, no, no, no.

Just a little bit.

I'm very salty, they bite me.

Look at the rooster.

No, look at my little brother.

No, that rooster has the face of a devil. So that they see that Tony is an asshole. Why did I get scared of the roosters? I could have gotten bitten one day.

And respect for the roosters, man. But he's still sleepy. No, but if I put him to sleep now, he'll wake up.

No.

Should I take him? Uh-huh.

Today is September 9th, the week's ephemeral. The writer Russo Lev Tolstoy was born in 1828. Tolstoy in 1828. Tolstoy? Known for works like Anna Karenina or War and Peace. Maus en Dog dies. I love the sounds.

And now we're going to give the microphone to one of the students of the 6th B, who will give the weekly ephemeris.

And you all beat him, you assholes.

It was my fear that I was going to get that. No, Virgil, you were with the FML.

No, I never got that because it was my fear.

Yes, but...

Muere Mao, Sedong, and they give you a blank piece of paper. Yes, man. Leader of the Republic, and suddenly, boom, a girl passed out.

Hey, teacher, a girl passed out.

Keep going. You keep going. Keep going, that happens. The new leader of the People's Republic of China dies in 1976. In September 9, 1875, Rishi Yuli is born. And in 1901 Henry Toulouse Loutre dies. And everyone in school when it was over.

Give it up for them. Give it up for these people. Low-trend. And everyone at school when I finished.

Applause. Go fuck yourself. Applause for these people.

Hey, my balls, why don't you clap?

Are you separated or what?

Hey, my balls are separated.

Really?

I have the balls up. You see that all people have the balls down. I have them up, the eggs on top. You see how everyone has the eggs on the bottom? I have them on top, the reverse.

That's weird.

No, it's not. The weird ones are the prettiest.

But I already told you.

Stop it, leave the fucking rooster there.

Leave that fucking rooster there.

It's going to fly.

I'm going to put it on your shoulder.

I already told you not to put it on my shoulder. No, no, no, fuck off. It's just that it's tied up.

Fuck, Tony.

Applause for Doña José Portillo de Dominguez, please. But now, La Verde, now, now, now, man.

De La Grande Ruca del Meneo.

This is from September 16, man, and from the 15th. Now, right. Stop it. Why?

You're sitting all day.

No, I'm not sitting.

Who are we going to pass now? Pass me a goat.

Pass me a rooster. No, go to hell.

Imagine. How many characters are from the Industrial Revolution? Emiliano Zapata!

From the Mexican Revolution, there are 27 historical characters. Ah, fuck you. Yes, 27 historical characters from the Mexican Revolution. Ok.

From there, I am an industrial engineer, there is the Industrial Revolution,

Which was?

That was when Henry Ford started in his industry to create cars for the mobilization of people, because before they were in carts, asshole. Then from there the mobilization of the industrial revolution in 1925

I exposed you asshole, that's why I called myself a dumbass If that's true, it's fake Who can verify it to me?

They're saying that it's true If it's true, do something You know why that's the Ford brand?

For Henry Ford, asshole Why would we buy shoes if we were going to be sitting here? These weren't in the Industrial Revolution. You're screwed, you're going to have two pairs of new shoes. Another Justin, I gave Jitter a few.

There were Levi's in 1810.

Levi's.

Levi's, the brand Levi's. Levi's, not Levi's.

Asshole, it's Levi's, you idiot. It's Levi's, don't be a dick.

It's Levi's?

Son, it's a...

What are you, a fucking idiot?

It's Levi's, man, don't be a dick.

Let's get to the point, we can't get to the point.

Son, is there a fly in here or what? Hey, man. What is the most expensive clothing you have bought? You bought this one, but which one is the most expensive? Tell me an expensive garment you bought that you say, fuck this shit I bought it and it's expensive.

A Valentino shirt.

How much?

7,500. 7,500 pesos? 7,500 pesos.

What is the most expensive thing you have bought?

No, I have bought, honestly. 1810! Get ready with me, look at to Vergasos, Spain. Doing TikToks in Spanish and not Vergasos. We have to talk about that.

How would it have been in 1810?

If it was now.

If it was now, man.

Everyone recorded stories.

But my people, if you want to generate more money, click on this link.

Here we are going to Vergasos, throwing ass, but if you're not throwing ass, start playing casino. I love casino! I love casino! If it had been the way it is now, all the people would be recording TikToks throwing ass. And they would have won us, because

they're all assholes right now. Before, people were brave,

with guts. What was that noise? Mario, my hat has my cell phone, give it to me. Did a rooster fly? Nagayas a la verga wey, que fue ese ruido wey? Mario en mi gorra esta Micelle, pasamelo.

Se solto un gallo o que verga?

Carlos, oye esto.

Ah, ah, dije yo se solto a la verga un pinche coche por allá, no venia con nadie, hijo de puta para aquí. Que pediste verga? Micelle, para sacar los temas. Trae, se don't have data. You love the way you move.

Ah, look at that. The words, man. What I don't understand in the history of Mexico, why do they teach you that in school? And why is it important to know the history of Mexico? What's the point of knowing the history of Mexico?

I mean, in life. Someone in the public could tell me what is the point of learning Mexican history at school? You could tell me what is the point of learning Mexican history? To pass the subject. Come here Tony. Hey, wait, let me take a picture.

The history of Mexico is for passing the subject. Why do I teach you the history of Mexico in life?

What is this about?

Why?

So you know where you're from, asshole. Don't think you were born there just because. But anyway, what's the point of knowing where I'm from if it's the present? I'm telling my story right now, from here to there. And why the fuck am I not going to appear in a history book? If my story is from here to the front.

Your story would appear in a government school, in a public school.

I mean, private. In a history... in a government school, my story? You were in a government school? Yes, fuck. Me too. I was in elementary, middle school, high school, and high school.

I was in a government school.

Let's see, let's see. Elementary school. Put my story in the books, man. Put that a kid came from the bottom and now he's there, throwing shit at you. I love you more.

Not only in my university,

once they asked me to go to a What a surprise, asshole! I'm going to be a star! Tell me about it, man. Tell me about the story. Who was Tony Aguirre? Ask the kids, man. 100 years later. 100 years later. No, man. I'm going to be a star. 100 years later, ask him who was Tony Aguirre.

No, he was a kid who was singing to the trucks. And now he's gone. And then he got a little lighter. Also, tell my story, we have a lot of people that we hire, they come out in the fucking textbooks, they're not kids, they're more than 100 pages, man.

Get us in there too, the important people, get Luis R. Conrica, Peso Pluma, get us in there too, they're not idiots.

What would your biography be like?

When were you born? On September 23, 1991. Tony Aguirre was born on September 23, 1991 and it was a hell of a life.

Where he grew up with his bad-ass gang.

Yeah, they got us in there too.

In collaboration.

Shaz was born in Tapopo, they never invited him to La Ruta, and there he is, the guy, all screwed up.

Why always pozole and not tacos on September 16th? Yeah, why not sushi? On September 16th, there was no sushi in 1810? Or carne asada, the GAF, wasn't there the GAF? No, there wasn't.

With its little cut, guayuno.

No, there wasn't. What was always on September 16th? Flautas. That's why it's called Mexican food, asshole. What's Mexican food? Tacos, gorditas, flautas. That's why it's called Mexican food, asshole.

What's Mexican food?

Taco, gorditas, flautas,

cuaraches. Gorditas with boneless, go fuck yourself.

Topes. I mean, that's Mexican food. Why? Because that's what they gave at that time.

Did you study at Shatz?

Of course, before coming here I studied at Machin.

No, but at school.

No, I got to school here. No, but you went to school. No, I went to high school. So you got the scholarship on September 16th. No, I went to high school, not to do high school.

And you got the scholarship.

Yes, damn, the scholarship. Yes, they did. They did, damn. They gave you some papers to go buy it. What a piece of shit, man. They gave you the papers to it for a slice of pizza. Hey, what about the people who give you a ticket to get a hot dog and ask for five?

They're really fucking bad people. They're really bad people. If you're one of those mothers, if you're one of those mothers who go to school with your son and you get more than one ticket for the hot dog, go fuck your mother there. Go to hell there.

Better buy it on the street. Don't be a whore. Don't you see that hot dogs are counted for the kids who went that day? Don't be an asshole, mom. Mom? Who was it? Not my mom, mom. My respect, Fatima.

No, my mom was one of those.

What mom?

The next day, the fridge opened. Two hot dogs, one plate of white sesame, and another plate of sesame on top.

On top?

The hot dog like this, all flat. Like the avocado. The avocado is blacker than the shit.

No, and you order cake, and you get the same two plates.

For example, Wes.

Respect for the teacher, man. Honestly, teacher and teacher, I give you a lot of respect, man. Honestly, that profession is very job, being a teacher. And teachers struggle a lot for their salaries. Don't think the government has their salaries every week. The government is a dickhead sometimes. With teachers.

Because sometimes they don't get their pay and they keep working for the kids. Why don't teachers and doctors make win better than everyone else. Because if you start thinking that without doctors we wouldn't live,

and without teachers we would be idiots.

We wouldn't be able to read or write. That's true, teacher. I'm going to decree it to the shit. Shayman, get the shit out of there and put me or put this Emiliano Zapata the fuck and we are going to pave the streets of the mouse first and then we are going to raise the salary of all the doctors and teachers and who else in life that is important to us and the youtubers to the

fuck that they do not take away so many taxes because the fuck youtube takes away taxes and then the fair falls here for Mexico and people of our circle we are going to relieve them, but what is not what they do?

Who?

The government, they relieve the people of the circle You know that all the deputies are well relieved and the people are very poor Yes, well It is what they do, we were the same, I believe, then, or they relieved the people of our circle I feel that if I were in the government, I would steal, but they would relieve. Normal. Well, that's what they do. I haven't seen them relieve more than that.

It's just that you're not a big shot. I'll give you an example. Let's say you grab a million pesos right now in your hand. And you're walking around and you see a guy sweeping the streets. You grab that million pesos

or you see a guy, I don't know, lying down, well-fed, well-fed, well-fed, well-fed. Fed. And you give him a million bucks, what do you think he does with that million pesos? He's going to die, you're going to kill him.

I mean, no way, dude, it's true, I understand, too, that you don't have to... Why did you take my my hat? You don't have to give a hand to people who have nothing, because they go crazy. In Mexico, if you help someone, you're an asshole. Yes, for real. The people we help... You've touched me.

If you give them something, they say, for beans, I'd better get a side. Fuck your mother. That's why the government doesn't give a shit. They don't give a shit, because we're ungrateful. We're ungrateful.

Honestly, because I've had to help people. And it's true in the comments. For that, nothing better. Well, come and help yourself, asshole. What the fuck are you criticizing, son of a bitch?

Come on, man.

Come on, man. I'm just saying.

Yesterday we were on a live on TikTok and I transferred 500 pesos and they put me in a morro.

For 500 pesos I better start working.

No, man.

Go fuck yourself.

You too, you asshole. That's what I'm telling you, man. It's money that costs us. And you can't buy something here like that. It's money laundering. What's up, man? I can't get rid of it because I'm already worth shit in life.

Welcome to the Sexy Influencers.

I'm out of breath.

I'm out of breath.

I hit the rooster.

But yes, I can't help people with my hands full, because then the one who gets hurt is me.

Have you been to Cantara on September 16th?

No, I haven't been invited.

Have you been to a Mexican party in a town?

I haven't been invited.

My people, invite Tony Aguirre to town parties on September 16th.

Do you know where they've invited me?

Do you know where they've invited me lately? And I don't know why. To the routes. Because they take a lot of time with me. They want me to go on their route. They say, Tony, you don't want to come to the route here.

I've been invited to a route in Puerto Peñasco.

You have to go, Shots.

Look, there's another one.

I can do what I say. For example, a route in Mexico City.

Where would you go? Mexico City has a cool landscape, El Ajusco, it's great. Mexico City, go to the restaurants in El Ajusco, eat there, the fresh air. The jungle. They have the open air, the jungle, the mountains, everything is green. If you go to Mexico City, go to La Jusco and look for restaurants there. It's expensive, but it's cool.

Your bottle of wine, a piece of meat. I don't know how many people you go with, because I don't say how many people. It's you and me and our partners. Four of us.

Four.

Six thousand pesos.

Ah.

It's good.

You love casino, don't you?

Casino, man.

I mean, with five onions, I think even a bottle of wine, man. Even a little bit of ass, the cook gives you too. It comes to you at a hundred. I'm a good cook too. I'm always on time. What are you doing? What else are we going to talk about? I'm talking and talking, what else do you want?

I'm going to bring better talk.

Yeah, the fucking hippo is already saying whatever.

Well kids, so the September 16th special this was

I hope... Are you want to say goodbye?

As you want.

That stupid look.

What the fuck do you want me to say?

Kid, this was it.

I don't wait for you anymore.

Are you done?

Wait.

What's up, Rooster?

Do you have an onion? Put it there. Why me?

Put it there. Oh, Jesus. I'm going to put it up there. Damn, I thought it was the goat.

Damn, this guy is crazy.

Shadz, what is this?

It's a cow.

It's a cow? Yes? That's crazy, right? I was about to say that it's a big deal. No, man. Hold the cow. Why don't they take the tail off? Hold the bulls by the horns. There's a dick.

Ah, the dicks, man. What's with the dicho? What if you drop something? Hey, more than three seconds, the devil already sucked it, so what if you drop something?

If I drop the dick, the devil will suck it too, or what? Grab the bulls by the horn, it's take a risk. Take a risk, grab life. Grab life and hold on. Hold on. A tree that is born crooked never straightens its trunk. It's like if you're going to be a fag in life, you're always going to be a fag. If you were born an asshole, you're always going to be an asshole.

That's a very true saying. If you were born an asshole, you'll always be an asshole for the rest of your life. The shrimp that gets drunk gets drunk. Why are you crazy?

Look, look, look!

Hey, hey! Hey, he's going to die! Hey, the rooster is getting hung up! Grab him!

He got hung up!

Cut it in two, Tony!

No, no, no, no, no, fuck!

I'll cut you in two, Tony, for fuck's sake! Pass me two roosters with two knives, man!

Fuck you, don't be stupid!

Hey, Tony, pass me a beer!

Hey, man, why the flies, man? What's up? Why do they bring my beer?

You're taking care of a clean area! This is the shit!

What's up, boss?

Now! Oh, no, you'll see. You'll see. And another one will come. The shrimp that sleeps is the asshole. And the current is the most alive.

The shrimp is you asshole. And the current is the one that will fuck you.

Yes, exactly. And there's another saying.

Don't you have a spider this time?

Oh, you're not one of those fucking animals.

Fuck, it's just that a a spider under it, asshole.

Look.

What time is it? You're already tired, you motherfuckers. What time do you have them here, maestro? I'm not a maestro.

You're from Spain, man.

You're from Spain, man.

Hey!

Hey, leave it there.

Hey, what did I tell you?

And that right now, if you grab a cow's horn, it's a curse. Fuck, no?

In fact, it is, bitch.

No, go fuck yourself.

In fact, it is. It's like going down a ladder, bitch.

No.

Hey, stop, stop!

Don't let me talk, bitch. I laugh a lot when someone uploads a story on Instagram and says at 6 in the morning

at 6 in the morning, just to see if you can hear the scream

hey, someone woke up early and says

and says what?

and he uploads it on Instagram, he woke up early and uploads it on Instagram

to show him how to sing Los Gallos What are you going to teach me how to sing Los Gallos, asshole?

You idiot!

You teach me first, you idiot! I got up before a rooster, shut up, if you didn't want to get up at that time, you would have gotten up a lot earlier, asshole!

6 in the morning!

6 in the morning!

You guys, whenever you want. 5 in the morning!

Yes, it's 5 in the morning!

Let's see yours, man.

3 in the morning!

Let's see, 5. 5 in the morning? No, five.

Five in the morning?

Eggs with chorizo?

No, that's it.

Ah, ok, so five in the morning and eggs with chorizo.

Ah, wait until...

That's the problem, man. The roosters, when you say egg with chorizo and they sing.

But why does he sing the rooster? I mean, are they the ones who get up first or what? Or is it a Mexican saying?

Why, man? Why does a rooster sing? Where's the rooster? He spoke to him, he's talking to you, man. The rooster is talking to you, rooster.

Five in the morning, chorizo with eggs. This one is not good.

The other one is screaming. He's screaming. Now you know that roosters scream. No, man. Why? Say goodbye, man. Leave the roosters. Look at him. I Know You know

For Why do you do that? For what? For... He's a fucking toli. Why don't you grab some water and pour it to the kid?

To the kid? The breeze. When he's not with me.

Ah, the breeze.

I like the breeze. Why don't you grab some water with your hands? It's better to do it like this. Because it's the Menedio, he's fighting the rooster. They fucked him up. And everyone was like, the ruco was fucking up. Spitting on the rooster.

That's what they think.

Like the ones that cross the road.

What the fuck? I wanted to touch that one. Because yesterday when I went to play it here in La Verga, because yesterday I went to the route. What's up with that race that goes over the route? Do you think they're going to look like Berguillas or what? If they look like idiots, they're going to cause a stupid accident. Yes or no?

I didn't go over. No, I went over, but I realized. But yes, it's wrong to, cut it out.

What's the name of the ranch, Shatz?

Amadero Ranch.

Guys, we want to thank Amadero Ranch, we are at their facilities,

they went from fucking, lending us his animals, good dogs. I have one that I took off three years ago.

I'm going to send it to him.

Send it to him. Look at the face they made of you.

No, no, no, seven.

Look, hey, hey, hey.

So you know. No, no, no, seven, seven, seven.

Thank you very much for all the attention.

Thank you, Madero Ranch. Here I. Old man, thank you very much for all the attention.

Thank you, Madero Ranch. Here I'm going to do the Christmas special. No, here I'm going to be a quinceañera for my daughter. Old man, please have me ready here, because here we are not going to be the quinceañera. Cheers. If you would be interested in having this installation, here we are going here's all the information so you can come and rent.

Madero Ranch, in Mocillo, Sonora. Great, thanks to all the people who are watching us. If you want us to bring another guest or have another topic, comment there or send it to Mr. Tony Izaguir.

Something I want to say, asshole.

Thanks to all the people, we're on fire and in order.

What order?

Hey, the Lord sends his greetings.

What Lord?

What Lord?

Lord Jesus Christ or what? You can't tell me who it is in person because the Lord sends his greetings. But what Lord? I'm not the DEA. I'm just a normal person. Tell me who it is.

Five in the morning.

That's a fucking good clip!

Chorizo with eggs.

That's it. The one with the whip is cool.

The one with the whip and the other one sings.

Chorizo with eggs.

Chorizo with eggs.

He sent me to hell. Ok, so we say goodbye, thank you very much

and pull the truck.

But why pull the truck?

Pull the truck, you can be a nioque. Stop to say goodbye, we are going to say goodbye in front. Hey, what the hell. You can't ask me to go to hell. And I know how we are going to say goodbye, you, Tony, my little brother. Pelon, that's his name. Adan El Pelon, my friend Randy, because he has a number when he was a stripper.

Randy was...

Don't say that, man.

They're going to bring him.

There he is.

With you.

And let him start with the... Is he there or not? I'm gonna try to go on the third I start when you say it's a good idea I'm on the other one

I'm gonna try to go on the third

Randy! Randy! Bring me Ivan! Look at Randy He's so cool!

Ok

This is really cool I'm gonna take it to the canton.

It's yours bro.

Hey, you have to go to a restaurant like this.

Give me Randy, Randy. Randy, Ranger.

Hey, what the fuck, who are you?

Randy!

Come on, you, sausage with eggs.

Water, water, asshole. No, shit.

Randy, come on, man. There goes Randy, that was Randy. He showed us the little step. Bomb. That little step was taught to us by Randy. Yesterday I passed by your house and I smelled like a dead dog. I opened the window.

And now your ass is open.

That's it, I love you a lot and have a great weekend. But why a weekend? When is the show? Friday?

Yes.

Ah yes. What about Tuesday?

Come on, I love you so much.

I love you too.

Hey, Jeter, come here. All the guests are coming.

No, Jeter. Come here. Jeter is coming out. I'm going to dance for you. Come here, Mula.

Come here, Mula. No, without the mic. Oh, tell him.

Come on, Mula. Dance a little here. Dance, Mula. But turn around. I'm gonna go back to the beginning. I'm gonna go back to the beginning. I'm gonna go back to the beginning. I'm gonna go back to the beginning.

I'm gonna go back to the beginning.

I'm gonna go back to the beginning.

I'm gonna go back to the beginning. I'm gonna go back to the beginning. Why are you looking at me? Look up Why are you looking at my pussy? I'm going to close my eyes No, no, no, come here You're looking at people's pussy Come here, Justin

You're crazy Hold Justin

We want a better example

I'll hold him

Hold him, can you do. Grab it, you can do it. You can do it.

One, two, three. Go, go!

I'm gonna give you a...

Benito, Benito!

Benito Juarez, where did you finish?

Benito, I love you Benito!

With Josefa!

Hey, that was the one who fucked me. Benito. Benito and don't do it Benito! Josefa! Hey, that's the one who fucked me! Benito? Benito La Josefa!

Potro!

Potro, come here!

Potro's foot, Potro's foot! Ah, what a...

Ah, yes! Hey, I'm going to be your mother, relax!

Relax, relax, everything is fine! Do I carry you too? Dance Potro! I'm gonna spit, I'm gonna spit your butt, but you and I, we'll be you a present at home No, no, leave it I never imagined seeing my father being ridiculous

at a national level First I think he should do it and then Yes, do it

Shuggy, how was it?

I'm going to scratch the woman Guys, we also want to thank you Justin, Sirraño, you, Gitter Come

It's already a cast this is already a cast.

Cuadro del Charro.

Aren't you going to introduce the Ojos de Mi Verga?

Yes, Ojos del Pendejo.

But you also have the Ojos de Mi Verga. But not as much as him.

Come on, the rival.

The Ojos de Mi Verga.

Hurry up, man.

No, no, no, better say goodbye.

We also want to thank... Who?

To Pintura Derel.

We also want to thank to Cuadra El Charro,

who were the ones who put the ponies and the horses,

they were 100, the old ones. Pinturas Aquario.

All those who made this podcast possible.

What is the ARRI doing here? Kiss, kiss, see, let's see. Let's see. Why do people say they have weird eyes?

They look at Oscar like...

Hi, kid! Who wants to come play with me, and with Javi, and with Tony?

And a pirate, dude!

I'm here, dude.

Where are the roosters?

And we also want to make a network. Where are the roosters? They are in the back of the car. They are in the back of the car.

And we also want to thank Red... No, because they are all passing by.

From Chino what?

From Chino Boom.

From Chino Boom, because they were also the roosters we had there.

Give me a chance.

So... No, we want to thank everyone who made this podcast possible. He's talking boss! We also want to thank the cigar man, the bands, the people who recorded. It's like we never recorded a podcast.

Yeah, but come on, fuck it, you're not the boss.

Everyone who knows we were here,

greetings to Larry too, who didn't do shit, he was here. Larry, come here. order The always I'll pull it come in with the second part of our public You tell him, tell him. That's it, asshole. I want to listen to it.

I'm going to put it on the mic and not to the camera.

Hey, he's talking and he doesn't have a mic, he doesn't hear or see the song.

We don't ask for it. We love you a lot.

We're on the roll, watch out, macho. We're on the roll, get the fuck out of here. Yesterday I asked. Yesterday I asked with so much strength That all the evil that is in the earth... Fuck it, fuck it, the autotune is my fault, not his.

My daughter, I would love to, but no. My daughter, I would love to, but no.

Fatty, what the fuck does that butter smell like?