EL REENCUENTRO CON TONY: LA RAZÓN POR LA QUE NOS PELEAMOS || @TonyAguirreOficial

I'm gonna get you in the head, this guy is already in the head because he doesn't talk to us anymore. The money, dude, the money changes people.

The money is poison.

Even if they say no, that's true. He opened the doors for me, that's true. And I accept it 100%. He opened the door for me and thanks to him. It's from the heart, from Culiac up with a bald head, worse than Chucks. And now, he's getting a little too much. Stop it, man. Get a haircut.

Leave me alone, you fucking asshole. I felt it a lot. I consider myself a lower class. You?

Get the fuck out of here.

You have a helicopter and you're a lower class? And you didn't let me in. Why? Because I was in a fucking short. We Will have a Pina's What foreign foreign And how is the fart? It's like wearing a car, kid, what fart? You have caught your mom doing something wrong.

Have you seen it?

Yes, the truth is that once, once I fell.

But she saw you.

The truth is that we didn't record because Tony didn't dance for us.

I also feel that Tony got on his ass. No, really. Friends, welcome to another podcast. The favorite of the family. This is not Chabelo, it is not Tatiana. My colleague and I know that you like it more than the chat's casino, more, even more. More than the chat's casino, Tony. We love the casino, right?

This program is dedicated to all the families, Tony, that decide to let us pass on their TVs. To all the families, to all the per to all the trailers Periquero who walk around in the street Cooling old women to see in each stop they give To all the truckers of the route and to the whole world old man, this is an extensive, long and beautiful audience and beautiful tell me a name of trailer so I must be soon if fucking rubén

Rubén Rubén Javier Javier Ruben. Ruben? Javier. Ruben Javier. Ruben Javier, trailer man. How nice. Son, it's so nice to see you again. How long have we not recorded together?

Look, before seeing you, we didn't sit like this like we are now. No, now I feel like this because you know that the category tends to rise with the passage of time and the level also rises. Morita no or it I am a siento si yo porque pues tú sabes que la categoría tiende a subir con el paso del tiempo y el nivel también sube que hay un nivel donde te empecé a ir bien

donde ya vas ya por jugar nuevas cosas como golf

la neta weapon at the yo nunca el otro día quise jugar golf weapon golf de subir a una pendeja y que quise pegarle golf Okay In was a yellow Sehua paddle tambien It's on the Porter Rico's via

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Juega Because I was on pins and porter the Rico way he can say what you know me on and driver Por que we por que put on short a puto On short a puto a kakoro Rosa with a Puto And then you may put the sentis to exclude

as he come on See who get by like a little ricky but intrusive No, I was just kidding. I did play Paddle with Conrique, but in trusses. I threw it in trusses because I didn't have a short. Who was it? You, Beto Sierra? No, me, Conrique and 2 or 3 other comrades. But I argued with him about Paddle and I had never played that shit. What level of riqueur are you at?

If you wear a thong, you're rich. Oh, you in body. You said you were going to get surgery in Colombia. No, I haven't been to Colombia. I have the vibe of going to the hospital, but I haven't been. I really want to get surgery. I lost my hair here.

Even if you think I'm handsome on TV, I have my flaws too. Don't think I'm perfect. I know that some women write to me saying, oh, how perfect. I know that you think that you're perfect, but you have your flaws too. For example, I get a lot of messages,

but which one has been the most maniacal that you've gotten? A picture of a fucking asshole open there. Honestly, a message like that, maniacal?

Yes.

A fucking picture of a star, man. I get called a dickhead, a dickhead, a dickhead. No way. A dickhead. I get called that too, man. You have to think about it, because some are pretty.

You have to think about it, man. Who knows? Never say never, man. Now that you say pretty, the poncho is beautiful. And he was there. Look at that poncho.

That's all you can say. Imagine if I fight with the poncho. What can you say to a handsome guy? Hey, your family is perfect. No, they're all beautiful. Your house. It's good, bitch,

imagine you, you are more handsome than the bitch, you can't fight, that neighbor has defects, he has defects, of course, we are not all perfect, for example, that guy has a head injection, he was getting bald and the roll of injecting hair is more than he has left as a ring on the finger foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign foreign I see you in my head, well I'll bring you a gift. The packaging is recycled. The packaging is recycled but... From Los Reyes Magos, man. Let's see. It's from the heart, I brought it from Culiacan for you. What the hell?

What the hell is this? You don't bring money here? No, no. You bring a little teddy bear here? Yes, because... I I'm gonna be chicana. Wait a minute. Oscar, I'm Janet. Oscar, I love you a lot. You are a very important person to me.

The time I fucked your ass, I felt it very thick. Ok, let's go. Give me my bag. What is it? A bag?

Just a little prayer.

Holy shit! Gucci! Gucci!

Hey! Holy shit! Directly from Japan. Look, it says that the shit is going wrong. Look, it's a Gucci. Thank you very much. I'm sorry, I don't have a gift for you.

No, no, it's not necessary.

Thank you very much. I'm sorry but I don't have a gift for you. No, no, no, it's not necessary.

Son, thank you, I'm not going to tell you if it was original or not because I guess you're giving me the original.

It's original, yes of course. From Japan, you know Japan.

No, no, Japan, be careful. Things are cheap but of good quality. Well, we're back, Tony Aguirre and I, after so long. We have a lot of things to clarify. A lot of things to clarify. We were far apart, we fought.

We fought. We fought. This is something that people don't know, that we stopped talking. We argued. A very pleasant argument.

It was very good, learning.

A very sublime learning moment. I hear the words, I have new words, no, no, no, wait, I have new words because I have met important people, actors, I have met people. With the chat. With the chat, I have learned several words, so that I don't get bald, with that the rest is worth it. But does the baldness bother you? I mean, seriously, out of the question.

No, no, no.

I mean, bald people.

No, no, no, I don't mind bald people. On the contrary, I feel compassion for bald people. And honestly, I'm going to tell you something. Bald, if you're watching me, get the idea that you're bald, don't comb your hair forward. I still eat a stack album when I take a nap I'll enter we Got a pain in my land to win it. I'll is a pillow at a party land They yeah, I'm a little bit seen a tickle to the pillow pillow nice to me

So no in Vietnam, yeah, no in Vietnam in a nice on second play. I saw Pachelbel it to the saga map ma. No, no, no, this is capital. I guess is a mama I don't know way Capilac is a mama away. No way mejor pelocito Rappin son a pedo y yo yo no digo que en un futuro no me voy a quedar calvo puede que me que calvo también pero por lo pronto chingan a su madre calvo ira si pelito tengo en perron por lo pronto pero en un futuro puede que me quede para verga de calvo peor que el chat

o peor que el potro el potro el potro es uno que se resiste a la calvícena wey se tató la cabeza el potro es que no el potro no se resigna que ya ya está calvo pues mi viejo le vale ver de hecho a mí me dijo ella habla de los reyes del injerto para que me pongan injerto le hablé no tiene remedio pues ya está calvo hasta acá hasta atrás ya no hay I'm not going to give a fuck about Carlos. I'm going to give a fuck about Miguel and something. I'm going to give a fuck about Miguel and something. I'm going to give a fuck about Miguel and something. I was telling you that we fight.

But don't tell people that we fight. Look, the truth is that we didn't have time. We didn't have the time. Neither did I. Because after the last podcast that we did, this guy I'm a way I'm a way I'm a way

I'm a way I'm a way I'm a way I'm a way I'm a way We go in the wet towels, they... No, they go in the one that throws the water on your ass and it comes out through your mouth. And then the cup, warm. Warm the cup.

Yes, I explain. No, it's that the truth is that we are at a very low level. What the fucking Chinese.

Japan, bitch.

It's the same shit, they are the same. We are at a very low level, we were missing a lot of things. Yeah, for real. I was sitting in a fucking cup and out of nowhere a Chinese girl came out and did this to my ass. And you know what's the best part? You sit down and detect that bitch that was hitting you with a dick and she plays music. That's crazy! That's true! I didn't want to say it but it's true. She plays music and she turns on the tractor's engine. Get off No, no, I'm gonna see but I see a turtle on it

I'm gonna put a mosquito in the middle of the mother last record with you See you say I'm gonna take a leave up with Okay, when he told me I got a's cool for a very good compression a soda I'm not sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry we're sitting on tomorrow no pussy and I think it'll be a good one because he's a poor little chino you know what papilla went up with a size era

I am a replica is a CIC papilla cuenta no no no es así como que en méxico allá cuando la pieza y o así porque sí es a mamada cuando apila cuenta no no no es así como que en México allá cuando la pieza y así porque así esa mamá cuando la pila cuenta que es así allá no voy a ellas y se acabó una cruz así no más y la raza la neta way o sea no tienes miedo que te vayan a saltar a que te van a poner caso y otra cosa no hay propinas eso es lo más verga wey and other things, there are no tips, that's the most shit, I wanted to tip a Chinese girl, a Japanese girl and she got pissed off, she told me it was a fucking disrespect, in her dialect, she told me, but I said, let's see, what a dick, and here it is a lack of respect, not to give, her fucking mother, we are here to the shit I'm not disrespecting you. I'm not giving you a damn. We're already here.

Restaurant owners, let's solve that problem. Let's get your waiter to raise your salary.

Because you have to cover the waiter's pay.

I've said it once and I can't say it again. I don't care if they recognize me in a restaurant. Because I have to be above Quinientin. Oh, as a tip? can in un restaurante porque tengo que dar arriba de quinientin ya de propina wey verga pues es que ni modo que vaya el chato Tony Aguirre que digan ir a Tony Aguirre una foto y que deje 10 pesos a la verga como el potro no verga tiene que dar arriba de perdida perdido un trescientos pero el 10 el 10 el 10 está

bien no verga 15 es que la neta si te vamos a suponer que va a un restaurante Inse, it's gonna make that sit there. It's a point. I want restaurant with the chingas 300 pesos in a platter for one to sell the portion to the triple peso special point at a time Inimogue a strength appears over here when someone is in the catacomb a beautiful I thought we could get a tenor Lamborghini No, pero este este verga, when he started doing well,

When I met him, he was doing it solid, the guy.

And there was a waiter there in a taqueria and the guy said, I have the son so that you can get rid of the shit, the chat said. And how much did he give him? And if he gave him a You know, I'm not a The chat got it wrong and gave the owner of the taqueria a tip. Something like that, right chat? Do you remember? They always give him those bullshits.

He just crashed.

No, no, no, no. When we were in Mexico City.

Yeah.

I was like a little asshole.

Hey, I have a question.

You met the chat the day I left. Yeah, yeah. You told me to bring Chad. Yeah. He came with his stupid face. Now it's not like that. No, no, no.

It's what I'm telling you.

Poverty.

Money changes people. It's just that... I'm a farmer, man. I'm a farmer. Money, man. Money changes people.

Money is poison.

Even if they say it's not, money changes people. Money changes people. I had a friend in Culiacan. He was very humble. He was humble at heart and a good guy. And now he's gone.

I want to introduce you to a friend.

Hey, man. Look. I'm going to meet a friend I want to introduce you to a friend Hey man

Look I always wanted to meet you Sit down on my side How are you Ramon? Here What were you doing?

I was here, here at the people's house Have you eaten? What are you going to eat?

Burrito Who bought it for you?

Tony.

Oh, man. I really wanted to meet you. You make me nervous. I'm sweating from my ass right now.

It's good.

Hey, Ramon, tell him what you told me about him. About what? What you told him about how he sang. Oh, that he sang pretty. He didn't do anything but sing like an asshole. Yeah, he did that but he didn't stay. No, I killed him.

He saw your girl on the list and she was very pretty. Oh yeah? Yeah, who's your girl? Her. The one on the list?

Yeah. But she's a girl down? no Ramon loves down girls

no, no, almost not so you've never kissed a down girl?

not really why? because she likes them

so you don't imagine you would marry a down girl? no

why? almost not

but tell us here in the audience. A lot of people are watching.

Why don't you get married? What do you think of down girls? Out of the way. No, I don't like down girls. But why? What don't you like? I don't like their moms.

Ah, her moms. Jessica's moms. You like Jessica's mom? Ah, you like Jessica's mom. You like Jessica's mom? You like Jessica's mom? Dedicate a few words to her. Tell her something.

She's more expressive.

Dedicate a few words of love. Look, the microphone screen is yours. A few words of love for Jessica's girlfriend. Go ahead.

I love you.

He's a little short of words. He goes straight to the point. Not a lot of verbs, but he loves her.

Period.

Have you ever had to date another kid with Down syndrome?

Do you have Down syndrome?

No.

He doesn't have it. I see him alive. He doesn't have Down syndrome. He did before, right?

Before?

Before, yeah. Not right now. How old were you? Before. Before? Not now? How many years?

Where did you study? In a school. 24th street.

24th street. A special school? But you got out of there and you got rid of the down.

Yeah. Ramon has a viral clip with me. Where his favorite movies are which are your favorite movies Ramon? Porn movies

Porn? Mine too But yes or no? Which ones do you watch?

The ones you are watching right now Which ones? What? You can ask him again The ones you are watching right now Oh, now we are talking Well, ask him again. Which one? You. The one with the three pictures.

Oh, wow. Hey, but what porn movies do you like? The Woman of Ebano, Chimay, which one?

Chimay.

Chimay? No, man. Chimay is the one with the big boobs. Yeah. You like to watch that one. Yeah. Ramon fell in love with Wendy Guevara, didn't you know? Really Ramon?

Sometimes.

You like Wendy Guevara?

Yes.

And what do you think of La Mole?

La Mole is...

More chill, more fat.

Who do you like more, La Mole or Adria Marcelo?

La Mole.

La Mole is fatter? No, La Mole... She does everything, puts on a lot of weight. Yeah, he's been treating us well, when we go out. He invited a girl, what did he invite? A girl. No, but something else. A girl. He invited a girl? Look at that mole, he's never invited a girl, when I go out, I'm like, what the fuck?

And the girl was pretty. Yeah, she was pretty. of verga wey, y estaba bonita la morra, si estaba bonita, cuanto duraste en el palo Ramon? dos horas, tu culo, tres horas, tres horas culiando, cuando Ramon cuando ya te vas a venir que les dices? ay no, no no neta neta que les, cuando tu sientes que ya te vas a venir When you feel that he's coming, what do you say to the girls? I love you, girl. No, no, no. You're going to get the milk.

Oh, oh, no.

Hey, Ramoncito. You're a good dog, man. I always see you in the videos. You wanted to meet him. Yes, Ramon, you're very famous. How do you feel to be famous?

I hate being famous. What? A lot of more people What?

A lot of people Who is more famous? You or the Belikin? Me You are more famous than the Belikin? Yes. Why?

Because I'm going to be the best Who is more famous? You or the Peso Pluma?

Me

Why? Because there are people people ask for pictures. They ask for a lot of pictures. Do you like how Pezofluma sings, Ramon?

Yes.

Who doesn't like how Ramon sings?

Pezofluma sings well.

Who doesn't like it? Who sings badly?

Natanael Cano.

What?

Natanael Cano.

Natanael Cano? Yes. He sings badly. You don't like how Nata sings? no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and you'll be back in a minute? I'm going to eat. Were you eating? Yeah. You were eating? I thought that shit was going to get to you. No, I wasn't eating. So you haven't eaten? You're a good dog.

I see those videos where you throw yourself some shit that makes your ass look good. How do you do it? You've never shit yourself with that shit?

No.

Yes, you've never shit yourself with that? no yes you have

no nothing

I saw you once

no

so you've never stained your trousseau?

nothing

I don't believe you Ramon

no

can I see your trousseau right now?

pig

no, show him your trousseau this show him the egg Tony yes yes

Ramon pull yourself up let's see, how's the mouth brava? yes yes What do you think about the bald people? No man, they are all chino. You just said that the bald people are the ones that get hit.

Oh yeah.

There he is.

He's saying that he's the bald guy.

He's the bald guy.

It's you.

Oh yeah, you don't know each other.

No.

You don't know each other Ramon. Hey Ramon, what do you think about what is happening between the United States and Mexico?

In Mexico, a lot of people are... All over the country.

Yes, but what do you think about the United States wanting to enter Mexico?

United States?

Yes. United States? We've been there three times with them. You went?

Yes.

Ok, that's it. He has a visa.

Oh, you have a visa Ramon?

Yes.

How did you get it?

What did you bring?

With the picture. With the picture? Yes. Hey Ramon, have you had a girlfriend in the United States? Yes. What's her name?

Cheparita. Oye pues entonces como el ya conoce Tony en Estados Unidos, pues hagamos este podcast en ingles.

En ingles?

Aren't Freak Alaska on the Freak Alaska Hall bro?

I'm back bro.

Not Freak Alaska Hall.

I'm back bro.

I wanna see a horror movie that's a way.

I'm back bro.

Not Freak Alaska Hall. way no freak last year oh thank you thank you thank you a lot about it right the last year home to my lasagna I feel a little sad. Shy? Shy, no, because I get nervous. No, no. Ramon is standing there with his head down. I go Ramon.

And he goes, what?

No.

I'm quiet.

What do you think of Tony Aguirre, Ramon? That, settle down.

There it is, that's what he needed to settle down. There it is. What do you think of Tony Aguirre? I want you to tell me. Tell the truth. I'm not going to lie Ramon. Tell the truth.

He's the most funny of all. Tony Aguirre is the funniest.

I respect him. Am I handsome or ugly? You're handsome. Ramon, what do you think of the guys who have the new iPhone

but in orange? Me? You. What do you think about the guys that have the new iPhone but in orange? Me? You! But what do you think about them? I got it for a raffle, a ticket. Oh, you got it for a raffle? Then you're lucky, machin!

Yes.

Hey, what's up?

Look, look at me.

Get out of my cell phone. Shut up, man. Look, I'm sending youhero. Look, he sent you the money, Ramon. You don't send it, you don't send it. Look, don't pay them, your people say. You really don't pay, Ramon, really.

Yes. Wait, wait, wait.

No, I don't give a shit.

Ramon. Yes. Well, I'm going to call you now. Of all the drugs you've been on, which has been the strongest you've been on? There are several. But which one? Have you smoked tobacco? For example?

A rooster, yes. A rooster, yes.

A rooster does take you? Yes. But you smoke? A rooster doesn't take you?

No, I'm a pure rooster.

Beer, whiskey, everything. You don't want to sleep with me?

No, man.

Hey, there's a fucking hill here that's really big. What's it called? The sentinel? What's the hill called here? The bell. The bell hill. Let's go up it while we're walking.

No, man.

If you go up it, you're walking with me.

Yeah.

What time?

At 6. of the morning? Yes Do you think you can climb it? Never It's higher than the hill over there of Mazatlan

The lighthouse

Oh, I've already been there

You've already climbed the lighthouse?

Yes

And it was hard for you? Yes How long did it take you to climb it?

8 hours

Damn Ramon, you have good condition then

I have a little shell for this

With a little shell you coke you threw a big shot and you got out and you fucked up under the car because they told me you were up there throwing big shots hey, Ramon the burritos are here, do you want to go eat? and you'll be back in a bit?

ok, I'll close

go ahead Ramon I'm going to eat, you're a bitch

how do you feel?

wait a minute a little dance dance your little roll but how do you see it with the guests? they are star guests for me

Ramon, be careful Ramoncito It's a You know See Vitaos cameo Yeah that the guests come in with a little cameo and appear here giving their version of the facts

also

yes yes yes yes

because it's awesome to give them all the fucking protagonism also and then also thank the production what a good production my son, the truth the old man just arrived from there, from La Quinta Verga with a bike, they were already in Los Europas

in Los Europas

they told me they were fucking a lot of Europeans over there hey I'm gonna sing go to pay up or yeah We we don't believe I can make also much a reason to keep on the visa see women like when we make you know couple of Korea know is give me a He know you always say give polo career we put a couple of cause a pussy because I don't want to like it up a little me more

But it's not a decent easter way but I don't tell you why. What did you feel? Nothing. You were mad. I was mad but I knew that sooner or later that would happen. All my friends were taking it away. Who am I to not take it away from me? Elton John.

I am Elton John. As soon as they put me in there, I do only podcasts. Now you are the same. Now I only do podcasts. now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now What's up? Look at the kid!

Sit down, Chapito. Get him up there, Tony. Get him up there, Chapito.

Get him up.

There he is.

How do I get him up? I can't jump. There you go, Chapito. Chapito, I want to introduce you to a friend. Tony Aguirre.

How are you, my friend?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, my good. How have you been? First thing in the morning. Eat the sandwich you brought. Eat what you brought. Already? I thought you were already eating.

How are you? What dog do you smell?

A la verga.

Do you want to meet Tony or a la verga? I don't know Where are you from? Nogales Sonora

You're from Nogales?

Don't be an asshole You weren't like this before You were a bad boy Put your ass in the line

I'm a good ass

Where? Nogales, you you live there, you should be proud.

Nogales are a bunch of shit.

Look, they're going to fuck you. Look at that, that's where you were born. Why do you hate Nogales so much?

Purely because of the hill.

Purely because of the hill. People have done you wrong in Nogales. People treat you well in Nogales

No, Chapito gets mad sometimes because they throw hate at him

because he says that...

Let me sing

Oh, damn! Chapito, come here I have good friends I've never seen Austin Power. The movie Austin Power looks like my enemy. My enemy is the Gua Shao. Chapito woke me up at Christmas. I want a Chapito to wake me up. He's my friend. He wears a hat too. Chapito is a good dog.

I was telling Chapito that there are artists who have supported him. Who, Chapito? Oh Yeah, I don't know what I mean to get artist a colonel boy out of communication Can tap away out of Los Artista can be hit another

In a big water

What do you still have a bit of trace Okay, but I'll get there. He's a champion to kill a lot of Islam and Tito

Was a man with a bunch of

You did you ever get the end of a little bit I think you're getting fucked No, I'm serious You're not doing well It's not bad She just ate She's barely eating She's barely eating? Pass it to her She's her mom

Give her the burrito Hey, it's a fucking burrito She just clarified that it. Kiss. Um burrito the tamaño normal Gotta clara que su burrito de frijol normal con un corriente una tortilla pero por chapito Es como pajarito chapito pasa tienes que tenerlo aquí con sus amiguitas y la verga It's like a little bird, Chapito. You have to have it here with your friends and shit. It's like a little bird, you have to have it there. Yes or no, grandma? With water. You don't have a microphone for your mom, I want to interview her too.

Sit down, sit down. You're eating. What's your name, girl?

Irma.

Irma, how are you, Irma?

Fine.

Fine, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, I greet you with this because... Okay. We just did a podcast, go watch it Where Irma tells the whole story of El Chapito

I'm still missing half of it

Still missing

This was the beginning

We're going to leave that half for the second part of the podcast with my friend Oro Right now we're going to talk pure bullshit

Pure stupidities

Yes, pure nonsense

Irma had the chance to give El Chapito a present, she never wanted to give it to him foreign I don't know how to say it. Don't be a whore. She's right in front of you.

How can I say no?

It's a mess.

I can't stand it.

What's up?

I'm going to clean your shirt.

I'm going to clean it.

I'm going to clean it.

Stand up.

I'm going to clean it.

I'm going to clean it. I'm going to punch you in the face. I'm going to punch you in the face.

I'm going to punch you in the face.

I'm going to punch you in the face.

So, it's like a little bird that you have in your house.

No, it's worse than that.

It's worse.

Put on some shades. Put on some shades. Here in the camera. A little shade.

A little shade. Put on some shades, Canelo. I'm gonna come out of some of my to a some of my

to a to a to a to a to a I Need to

Kiss I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. But wait, why would you want me as your dad? And why not Alchance?

Hey, what happened to your dad, Chapito?

Your dad, what happened?

I can't, man. Yeah, but what happened to him? You weren't born because of your mom's fingers. I

Think I'll say I think I'll say

Well, I know See what I do it No, look I'm a real Opposite

Almost I'm sorry, yes, I'm positive about that Almost

It'll never get a man you keep Assuming it is a sign of a local man that I believe will admit it The man get in on the time time you are getting We're gonna touch in chapito porque si tiene como que otra edad como que no está engañando este verga I like the little hat because it has another age, like it's fooling us. It's a dog, don't you sell it?

Yes, if you're going to hold it, you know you're going to hold it.

I want a little hat for me. You're like an amulet. I can put it in my bag and I'll bring something interesting. There's the little hat.

What's up?

hey, look at that hair I wish I had that hair

look at it look at the lion

look at the lion

look at my hair, it's pretty but not as pretty as yours

look at it

Chapito what do you like the most about your body? what's the part of your body that you like the most besides the dick?

My hair. Why?

Because.

What do you mean?

You have a Valenciaga and a Berga, right? No, no. And you have a Louis Vuitton bag. Where's the bag?

Here. No, I have it in my pocket.

Here's the bag. I'm gonna get a little bit of a little bit of a'm not going to eat you! You guys are treating us bad! You want some?

No!

Why not?

Give him a bite!

I don't want to!

Please!

You want some?

Give me a kiss!

Give me a kiss on the forehead!

You have to clean it first

the kiss man ok Chapito, fuck you wait a minute, who gave you this? it has a chinese letter and it says paint on the forehead

who gave you this Chapito? You know, let me see you know you think I'm gonna

You know what is a Luis Luis

Come from

The most I can think I'm gonna come for you know, I'm going to buy you one. If you're going to be criticizing me, buy her one. I'm going to buy you one. I'm going to buy you one.

Tony, look. It's original. It's a certificate. Look.

Certificate.

What's going on? I read what it says. Oh my God. There it is. I read there that says there Let's see, we are not humiliating him, we want Alexis Montiel to overcome He says this ticket is from Hong Kong Oh my god

And it cost 0 pesos

That son of a bitch

There it says

0 pesos

It cost his fucking mother

And this stick for what it serves

And it says

What?

Wait It says here He said

Depression

This is an order of apprenticeship Yes, I mean I'm a little buy you one, my king. I'll come for a woman Okay, I'll pass it. I'm a super wall. I got to go. Come for me. When the possible keep us up As a design one day the OSS is coming well, they're not really down come on. Yeah, my clunking is in clunking I said, I want to be able to tell you what I think area I'm going to answer for the little guy, he's a little guy because he's thrown away by the race, what a bitch the race

and he realizes that he sings a mosquito

but what do you have?

the mosquito of 2 in the morning

hey, but you like that the hate you can't stand it so much? yes, it's okay turn around so that the camera can see

turn around so that nobody can see

you're very bad, you say I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be in the video.

I'm going to be in the video.

I'm going to be in the video.

I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to tell you that I'm going to be here to See We're gonna I I I'm going to show you how to monetize here. To have a little bit of stress.

I'm already operated.

I'm going to show you because I think you already know how to do it.

I didn't have a TV.

How are you going to move my girl? But wait, don't move the microphone because it's going to be worth seeing what I hit here.

I want to do it.

Well, on this side. Over here because you're going to move the microphone. I'm going to get fat.

You're going to get fat.

Chapito, we're recording a video. I need you to come out on camera. Yes, here.

If not, I'm going to monetize. Yes, please. What do you think if we do a fucking party, you and I, like chanchitas and dolls? Let's do a bill. I'm I Foreign

Chapito I Papa Yeah When I was a person Hey Was

A peep to quando te procrearon a ti donde crees que te hicieron ya birgit tiene cuadritos

ya

Aqui siento tu huevo Tiene cuadritos Chapito tayen es una estucia de monería mismo y tiene muy fundido Yeah you know I'm gonna tell you more. All day long. Really, Tony? No, it's another... This kid taught me a lot of things.

Instead of me, he taught me.

And you taught him other things too.

Almost.

No, it's just that...

What did he teach you?

It's just that it was a mistake.

What did he teach you? No, no, it's okay.

Let's go.

That was like the plan of... I don't know, it's my fault.

What did Chapito learn from you? One thing. What did he learn?

Because he's a rat.

From him, what he...

And with this, we're going to sing a song. I Come on It's a movie to believe

Is the only person I Is a little bit like a person I can let me see pendant on it I'm at the sea

He last any other He has a poquito to the Senora no, I mean But for kids to know I Don't know We Stay up to chapito Mr. Tellet on s a grace our telephone I mean, so you're not hold of the little

the little You pay a little extra Hey, yo, se me hace que yo lo vi en un programa El teletón el chapito, but I said it to her No, man, where do I come up? Oh, so me. What? No, but I'm a second or CEO of a lot of possible a visto salió del teletón es regresado del teletón de hermosillo es un mi huevos eso del teletón de hermosillo We saw you the telecom is a result of the telephone there was a

Little telethon there was a

Little connoisseur story that I Salute foreign Foreign When I come I know that almost some pot on the back Okay, okay, so I can't get out of America Hey Potential people Is a preparation foreign foreign the man okay

okay okay

okay

okay okay machine You know, I'm going to be a little bit of a

car.

I'm going to be a little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. and now he's there, next to you, Tony, I can hear you! We went to pee right now because...

Tony's guts are full of hunger, my friend, right?

We're here... Shut your mouth, please. We're back, guys, we went to pee, but we're here, we have Calvario with us. Before this shit, the big man asked for the microphones that go here. Why the fuck? He says it's not there. I'm gonna be a senior on video microphone is a

little bit of a little bit

of a No, no foreign I'm not sure if you can tell, but he's right behind his ass. He knows the smell of his ass. He knows it better than anyone. Good one, Ido. It was the armchair.

Look.

Hey, Shaz. Sit down, sit down. So I can see Tony. He wants to see me. Hey, don't go down, or you'll get lost. You'll get lost in the armchairs.

You'll get lost in the armchairs. foreign foreign foreign I'm going to the hospital. It's the head.

As if you were very handsome. Why don't you put on gloves? I'm going to tell you in your face.

I mean, I'm getting a shot.

You will love me. We're seeing a cura. I stand in.

Well, can I say? I don't know. I'm a hare. I'm a stupid.

But I said, I said, but I don't. It's only for Mario. Do Tommy.

You say, okay. We have a little bit of a

bad deal.

I don't know. I even shot him with the dogs and he lived in Canada you are a faggot

give me a chance you fucking mosquito

look

you kill chapito

give him a kiss

I'm a mosquito

I'm a mosquito

look at them I didn't do it

I didn't, Chapo.

What were we talking about? They say money changed me.

No, no, no. Listen to me. It did change you. I'm not saying money changed you. I've always seen you with the same eyes. Since you bought the meat that was thicker

than a sheet of paper. That meat, remember in Guadalajara? What else? From there as you were evolving so thin the meat is his fucking mother I'm not trying to be mean to you, I want you to listen. But it's like you were taking money and you weren't accepting certain things. If you know what I mean.

That's what I'm talking about. For example, the microphone. Come on, play it. And then you want to sing a song? To your maid. No, no, no Is

The creator the kid has his own thing, maybe you give him a little push with the podcast because you are the king of the podcast you give me a little push no no no but the truth is that it helped him in a certain way, a little bit but it helped and the kid has his own thing and they fucked him and well, he has his own little shit

they fucked me and they all ran away because they are assholes who? how? corriendo todos porque son culones pues. ¿Quién como? Pero entonces yo me pegué el tiro en la funa.

Como ahora me fue bien, ahora sí aquí están en la funa pues. ¿Cómo verga? ¿Cómo se va a pegar el tiro uno en la funada pues? Hay que correr en la funada pues. No hay que ser pendejo tampoco.

¿Ya te han funado a ti?

Inteligente. I'm smart. You're smart. You're smart. I'm infunable. People love me.

I don't know. People love me.

People love me. There was a guy on TikTok, all his TikToks were directed to you, Chato. Oh, yeah, from the United States. From the United States. He just uploaded your videos. People with me make viral.

You're on my side, right? Yes.

Fuck these two bitches. I foreign Foreign I Said I know We're gonna come over from the Mara see come over I'm a La verga chapito me que viene de otro lado el chapito no serás una espía acá de la neta que sabes

No bien

No, pero me gusta que yo he conocido no les da gusto por averga I've met you before. You don't like it, you're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot, asshole. I was just there, I was just there. Fucking bald guy. He thinks he's good. I told you. I'm a fucking idiot.

I'll be back in a minute. No, it's all good, kid. Honestly, I respect you. If you haven't changed your money, it's because you don't have a dick. Did Tony change your money? Obviously.

Did he change your money? Yes, of course. You never change your money. You don't have a fucking salary, you idiot, earning 1200 a week. I earned it too. Look, when you talk about honest people, honest people, honest people, drunk people. Humble people. I'm a way come on sir. We're a la gente trabajadora on a la gente officio gente on esta

Gente de los

Gente que sale a trabajar por el pan de cada día este cabrón se refiere a si ustedes

Yo, no sé ya pero si es un personaje a claro no la neta clara aclara eso No, yo no lo voy a decir yo que lo digan sus is in the camera, it is a character, it is a 70% character because it is part of reality, it is your day to day, but it was shit before having a fair, I was shit when I earned 1200 a week, I was shit too, I made fun of my salary. Of your misery. I made fun of my poverty because it is a poverty. And you are a whore being poor. And you are a whore because I was already being poor.

I was already poor. It's ugly to be poor.

Sure, but poverty is what brings me here right now, with Antonio Izaguirre and Oscar Diaz de León.

Right now you consider yourself rich.

No, bro. Rich is...

Then why do you say that poverty was a shit? Sign that right now you consider yourself someone rich. No, you're wrong. How do you consider yourself? Today I consider myself economically stable. Rico no no Zero Vienna conomicamente Estable a si si se me a todo el sitio de 20 mil pesos lo pago y no estoy chingando eso

Es hacer un rico ya no rico es el toque de compras a los tres veinte ocho mil pesos Chats que eres tu yo me considero una persona se media What are you? I consider myself... A middle class person?

Middle class, dude. Or high middle class? No, middle class. I'm not even high yet.

What do you consider yourself? Low middle class? Middle class? High middle class? I live a calm life. I consider myself low middle class.

Ahhhh, fuck you.

People who love you don't see you in their fucking humility game. Fuck you. I Forget CEO repetitive decision the consider articlas a media note again I don't care if I have a team and I'm going in a second a couple in Or can you class about a bugger put in a study called the roadies class a bugger Por questa con la gente el barrio a la verga soy barrio como ustedes mi gente y en la neta Yes, class is low because the neighborhood is with the people. I'm a neighborhood like you guys, my people. And the truth is, you know what? I've shown you.

I'm almost the only Mexican artist that talks to you honestly. And you don't give a shit about everything else. And I'm healing myself.

Hey, man.

I liked that speech. You're practicing for a new political party.

What did I tell you? What did I tell you? That you were president of where?

Hermosillo

You have all the vibe I don't want to know anything about politics

We're in the order, Durez

Everything's fine How about Tony's mom, she thinks she's a low class They're moms, dude If people believe you, it's worse if they buy you People buy me because they know it's true We learn it to me. Hey, I think that they crepe with a pocket a la compra Pues que la gente me la compra porque sabe que cierto pero un clase baja no va a tener los cartier que trae pues por ejemplo verga pero

No me considero clase baja no monetariamente way de color no no no también de color no que como yo la neta soy con la gente en la calle I'm with the people in the streets, how I treat them, how they see everything. You're not a low class. I'm a low class, I'm a neighborhood.

You're not low class.

I'm not low class. I'm independent monetarily.

I'm a low class.

Everything's good.

A low class doesn't get a beard.

Go see it. Hey, why did you get a beard? Because I said, I met you without a beard, I just clarified. Yes, dude. And with a lot of ass, you always had a lot of ass.

What?

Ass, ass.

Never.

Girls, girls. Ay, you're a fucking bastard, you're messing with my girl. When, damn it?

Ass, ass.

Hey, I don't accept that.

Lies.

With all your teeth.

No, it's do away yo te conocí sin barba y de repente me Me una historia tuya y te pusiste barba pero era mentira ver si sabes no como que yo no me jete verga pues yo yo fui ahí pa que me hiciera promoción y decirme que te barba y la verga pa que pendejo como tú fueran ahí y se que taran esta barba bien natural pues yo te tell you a photo mama que estas in your tada verga Costava's doing show a person. Yes, I Don't believe it was even a very bad

machine He did he See let's pay por que la única referencia pero antes con la barba bien culera pues entonces dije yo si a este verga porque todavía no nos llevamos mucho el tony yo por que si le pega yo me voy a jalar entonces el tony le dije ya le ya vi que le empezó porque el tony no tenía mentón

tony no tenía esta la barba te la delinea pues somos de sin mentón cabecita plana somos la misma raza Tony didn't have this beard, I'll give you the outline. We are from Cimentón, flat head, we are the same race.

Did you get it?

What's up with this data?

I can't give you my opinion on the ingestion. It's very pretty, I feel like they are my most handsome friends.

The data is very good, I don't regret it, it's a plus in life. So I started, but Tony told me, have you tattooed? Yes, it hurts like that. And does it hurt? A lot. Forgive the dog, really. No, dog, I still don't regret it. And it's a joke, Chilo.

But really, maybe right now it doesn't hurt. And I'm going to clarify it right now because I talked to the dog on the phone. Pero la neta a lo mejor ahorita no duele y lo voy a aclarar ahorita porque yo hable con el de por teléfono ahorita trae otro rollo que dice que no duele no me lo hecha No estoy yo no voy a venir a quechar mentiras yo estoy en la verga comprobando las cosas yo comprobarlo para decirle que onda pero usted dice que ya no duele pero antes yo olía hasta el culo la neta al segundo piquete se desmayó I Hey I'm wearing the shaman's hat The hat is lost in the camera It's crouched down The hat is lost in the camera

Come here, sit here I'm not going to shit No, no, the camera You're not going to see you That camera, look, the hat is for you

That camera

I'll see if it grows like the dinosaurs

Come here, hat

No, no, you're going to see if it grows like dinosaurs Come here Chepito, come here No, no, no, I'm going to the bathroom

No, no

Right now you say that like dinosaurs Remember the seas that you threw water at them and they ate them

Come here

Let's see, what are we going to talk about? A topic? The reunion that are topics of what we had before The reunion of why the hell we had not done podcasts in a long time Why Lodz hadn't come here, why we hadn't gone there

We already gave our opinion, you tell yours

What opinion did you give?

You tell it So I don't lie You tell the truth

There's no need to lie

No, yes, so that a cool clip comes out Honestly, we didn't record because Tony wasn't worth it And the people there then go to bed.

You know too much.

I also feel like Tony's got a little high.

I feel like I'm getting high.

I'm gonna tell you the truth. Go to bed.

No, no.

Go to bed.

And you go fuck your mother too, Chapito. You got high. You just made a video and you didn't talk to me. I'm gonna tell you the truth The truth is that we never agreed and whatever you want blah blah blah Whatever you want, we fought but hey

No, because he went to Japan for three months I Can't wait to meet a happy one And I can't wait to get it for a more a bar and on the stabile the kid We've no puedo porque tonki a la barra o a frontera a bueno no mandaba la verga nosotros Mamón es cierto me hablaba y quiere la verdad Este me hablaba como pa que no fuera un día antes We have a lot of Como pack pack and off where I wound the ant Tell America one day I'm a

Simone way, but yeah, no, no contest On say so right I mean, oh yeah, I'm the top CCC comigo conoscew el exito en los podcast por que esa si Mira, si. Pero la gente no sabe. Porque yo lo he cagado. Calmate la verga.

Puedo debatir, me puedo poner en el medio. No, no, no, esperate. Si vi un clip ahi, no mas que dije cuando me vean esta verga le voy a decir en persona y en un podcast. De que dijo de que yo hice al Tony. No señor. En los podcasts, in the podcast he got me but

Tony Aguirre what I am he didn't do it, nor did anyone because that's how I am, how I am in person that's how I am he opened the doors for me

and I accept it 100% he opened the doors for me and thanks to him but the style that the doll has has been brought from the agency that comes from the ancestral times

so I started doing the podcasts why? because you have to do your own you have to grow in life you have to be one with the other and not depend on the people

so there you go what did I tell you? Come on, we're going to make new podcasts. We're going to do the podcast you want. Hey, but we're going to upload it to my channel. You said yes, yes, yes, yes, to the channel you want.

If you want to go to the channel of Ramoncito, the truth is, no problem, but we're going to go to Micha's both in expenses and in profits, right? You know, yes, if it's a full truth, oh boy, so no, say grab a band that put canola most of the impose exactly. And the better is a foot that will give you more. You put it on the bottom of the book. You have almost a grab and those yet. I don't think I'll get a little better.

But when I'm not at all, I get a major Tony. I've got a job. I'm a to make it clear. I feel like we can break it. I'm going to make it clear. This year we're going to do podcasts live, Simon. But we're going to do it my way.

Because I'm a fag. This is a fag. This is a fag. Don't listen to him. We're going to do the podcast my way. Because honestly... You're getting the neighborhood. I have the logistics.

No, I'm not a caiman. Let's go to the podcast. The logistics of how to do the events. The people indicated. The places indicated. Una bulla.

We're not going to go to a place with 10,000 people when we don't know the capacity we have to put people in a place. How many likes would you like this podcast to have to realize that we can fill a place?

1 million.

1 million likes.

Yes, it's a burger. It's a burger. It's a burger. But that reproduction is this video.

Well.

So if every person who sees this video gives us a fucking like and subscribes at once taking advantage of it. reproduction is a video foreign foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign foreign I love you so much I respect you because you know we are the same

Chapito, what did I tell you? You're standing there Don't move too much because you're going to fly What did I tell you to say to Chad in Guam? That you look like his mom Remember?

You look like your mom, Chapito

Say yes to say yes, tell her yes. I'm going to say yes.

I'm going to say yes.

I'm going to say yes.

That's how my son laughs at me, Shapito.

The chat looks just like his mom. We've cleared the point, Tony. We've cleared it. We've come out to say why we don't record. Honestly, of the last time you invited me, I had a recording with Frontera I sent you a group chat You called me to see me

I asked you which is your most famous friend Maluma answered me I told him I have a better contact We play right now? I called Tony, he didn't answer We play right now, the most famous contact

Who is your most famous contact? Once at the event They are recording me They asked me which is my most famous contact I'm gonna get a stupid contact. No, no, no Yeah, it's time. I stand like a grab and away. He may make it on Casey. What am I gonna come on? So we know there's a number a del Carin Yeah Hello, Pauline

Put the appeal I love them. Well, then get a stupid contact. Oh my family. So we're on it. Who was my most famous contact? On schedule with Dengue. Who was your most famous contact? Juan from Grupo Frontera. Yours.

Fuck me.

You're not going to say it was me.

No, no, no. You're not going to answer me. No, the hardest one was Karim. He's not going to answer me. He scolded me.

Who else?

But he got a clip Karim León scolds Chad for being annoying

He's already pissed My most famous contact is El Chapito

You're a jerk

What's your most famous contact? So call him and he'll answer But he's famous Why don't you love me Antonio? Tell the camera. I love you, but you make me feel good that you love me so much. Do you have sisters chat?

You, Tony, sorry. Sisters? If one day your sister comes and says Brother, I introduce you to my boyfriend and introduces you to the chat. What would you think of that?

To the chat, to the chat. Do you see the chat like that, without a cap? pensaría de su al chat al chat tu lo ves al chat así sin gorra no no no tengo un gorro mejor si se presenta con gorra digo yo uno más uno más se presenta sin gorra digo te pasaste de ver uno menos uno menos pues esta bien zarra no amigo ahora que te pongas pelo vas a estar bien perron verga y lo voy a decir aquí en un podcast que perron te ve pues que te deje en fleco como el chapito para que I'm going to be in Peru. I'm going to tell you a little bit. What a dog you see, because it is that they leave you in a fringe like the little

guy so that you do not leave your hair up because it is a doll. So with the black punch, the punch, the punch, the punch, the punch that is not injected, it is injected for the doll. It is a punch for that doll that counts in a bucket. I say the hair of the little girl. He looks like a doll that has a little hair in a bucket. Honestly, with all due respect, you're handsome. But the doll hair up there is wrong.

And then Conan, you saw that Conan... Come on, let's do it. Conan is ugly. Conan, you... That's not going to take away the ugly things in life. That he sings a song in a podcast. Never, ever in life, is going to take away the ugly things.

He's uglier than us. And I'm going to stay with that. I'm happy that you're uglier than us. What a great clip.

The guy is...

Yes, everything is fine. He's a good person. I don't like that act. That's not cool.

But you're ugly.

No, I'm just a dick.

But they called Arnold Schwarzenegger Mexican.

He still took it to him. I think when Arnold Schwarzenegger got burned, when he was the robot. When Vichy fell. When Vichy fell, Arnold Schwarzenegger's egg. No, Cona, I love you a lot. I like you a lot.

Good shit. I like you a lot. I love you so much I like you I like you so much I like you so much I like you I like you to be honest I like you to be honest Why are you not going to talk to me?

I will talk to Poncho You will let Cona bless you No, I won't let him Why? Because it's humiliating to be slapped. Maybe other people like it, but I don't.

Do you slap Ticha?

I do, I love it. I love it when people humiliate him.

And the forehead. What do you prefer?

I respect people who know how to slap, that's fine. But I don't like it. You feel humiliated. I feel humiliated.

More humiliated than in La Voz Mexico.

Yeah, that is fine with that. But we are going to win hard. In fact, I already talked to them. Conan told me that there will not be, there will not be, what is it called? Baptism? What is that mother's name?

Blessing.

Blessing, well, everything is fine. What are you going to say in your chat? What do you prefer? I'm just talking to you. No, no, no, it's a podcast. Chapito is our guest. You have to ask us. Chapito looks like a toy.

Move your ass. I'm going to put my hand behind you.

Come here.

I'm going to put my hand behind you.

Don't you know another one?

You don't move your mouth. I'm going to talk, Chapo. You don't move your mouth. Things like today, for example, I have more hair than Chad, and Tony has more beard than I do, but hair on the ass I think he has more. Chad, the hair that he doesn't have on his forehead, he has on his ass.

Up the ass. That's it, act, act, act. Ah, ah, ah.

That's a bad one, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, act, yeah, but there were concierto, so you better

I care more I'll get a common para caida alo

No, no, no

They're gonna kiss me

No, no, you had to say it. Sorry. Let's see. A little bit of a joke. No, Marcelo.

The backpack from before,

like the papalotas did in the old days.

You know.

But you're a bitch, Chapito. No one is here for nothing. Here are the real bitches and here you are.

Believe it.

Chapito, but I do invite a star a you know, what else I'm gonna do? You could get this is a shabby to learn at the Be calm. You want to know? No, man, I suppose I'm not going to tell you. You're going to tell me. Because there's a little guy here. You're going to tell me that his mom got in because he took off his hat and he couldn't hear the kid.

He saw but he couldn't hear.

Tell him.

I don't know how to talk to him.

Hey, tell him. Play with me.

Tell him.

I don't know.

I don't know how to say it.

What happens is that she says Irma, her name is Irma. Ah, like Irma Celal, but the same. Irma Marcela is her name. El Chapito caught her, el carro estamos viendo por si

Mama

No cuadrito y en eso abre la ventana and he saw a mother there. A virgin. And Chapito was traumatized for life. Chapito understood his origin and said, I come from there.

Don't cry Chapito, don't cry.

No, don't cry, it's part of it. I also found my parents like that. I know it's a very hard trauma. Mine was worse.

Worse than a car? Yes, I found my parents. With another person, they were having a threesome. I'm gonna go over here. You're gonna cover me Papa. What are you doing? I'm gonna go ahead and put it in front of the team because Bulldog Chiquito So it is come on Pagarito de la Margares la mera verga chapeau Pst Cooler on Tony fooling on phone a lot of humiliation West is like

Okay, get it come on. But I don't know I can't I'll answer and I'm gonna Know me who are you and I'm going to go you Go No son Hey, he's rolling with everyone Hey, no, look Leave him Poor boy, so cute

I'm glad you went to the beach You're uncomfortable

I was squeezing my balls here

I'm going to kill you, you son of a bitch

Go to hell

I'm going to kill you, you son going to get a dog I'm going to get a dog I know who you look like Why? You're an actor too Why do I look like a dog? Why do I look like a dog?

You're the dog that comes out on the tricycle The dog? Yes You're the dog that comes out on the tricycle scaring people Let me see Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I Mean I Have a

Very much on the gas you know, which is a bit quick

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Humoristic.

Get the f*** out of there, you idiot. He is one of the most important actors in Mexican television and we are going to show him to you.

I'm going out.

With you, Ayran Páez, the first Mexican actor. Applause. I was with Guillermo del Toro.

I need people with balls for the organization. We are going to fight. Calm down.

The character ate me. You look like a dog.

What are you promoting?

We just left the Devil's Command. It was a three-hour shooting. There was a park. I'm gonna be doing a camera salirena una panade el comando de los cuatro una balacera como tres horas de balazo había parque talión como ando el diablo cuatro eso te hace muy bonito a ti pues lo enseñas a los niños como chapito pero ahí la supervisión de la mamá tiene que ver mucho ya platicaste con la mamá

salió la película de la película guillermo el toro mama

Silly con Guillermo del Toro pero a cenar

lecimo a gente Juana me lo hay por el centro el personaje que sale la película la pueden encontrar donde la película cinepolis

en youtube

Cuanto gano así como tuve es una película de cine mexicano in YouTube. What movie is that? How much does an actor earn like you? It's a Mexican movie. But, man, get Netflix and watch Mexican movies. It hurts, it's for dogs.

Hey, soon the other one will go to Cinépolis, the one with Chavio vs. Tragic, where they are champions, it's going to all the Mexican theaters. This is just warming up, you know? The other one goes Grandes Ligas what characters did you do in this movie that you are promoting right now? right now we are filming

El Tarántula we were watching it the other day

El Tarántula?

but who did you do that Iñari?

my friend Oscar Roples the one that did Chuy Mauricio the one that did El 300 the white eagle

a sculpture.

Look, Mr. Officer, you came out in that shit.

With that producer.

You came out in that role.

No, he is the white eagle.

No, the producer who made the white eagle is the commander of the level 4. But you also came out in the movie of Miguel, right?

No, there I was just working on the premieres. Okay. foreign foreign

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foreign foreign foreign I'm going to watch a movie I'm going to watch a movie I'm going to watch a movie I'm going to watch a movie

I'm going to watch a movie

I'm going to watch a movie

I'm going to watch sorry. I'm sorry.

It's ok.

It's ok.

So, you're promoting this new movie that's going to be released soon. You said it's going to be released in Cinépolis.

If God wants it, it's going to be released in Cinépolis. And honestly, that movie has a good cast. How do you feel after Ewe? Well, people feel like shit, bro, because I never imagined making a movie for the cinema. So, they give us the opportunity to live with people.

How many years did it take to make the movie?

What years, man? We made it in two weeks.

Oh, my God!

Rapper Furioso made a movie in seven years!

We did it, man! In seven days we made the movie! Rapper Furioso took ten years to make the movie! GT has been doing it for eight years, man! Okay

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Isha Mirage I'll have a drink in three days. and they took my internet. Oh, shit, in three days you regretted it? I mean...

No, I didn't even understand, damn it!

Ok, the movie was recorded in 15 days, dude. Even the one with the Rosa de Guadalupe takes that long, I think. Hey, you already saw it, you already saw it. What did you read about the movie from 1 to 10? I gave it to him because you were there. But... No, no, no, no. You have to see it. I'm not going to give you a number from 1 to 10 so people can see it.

In fact, he recorded a roll, a little while ago, he recorded a cumbia for a soundtrack movie

and I hit it on a very loud exit.

But look, 3 days in the...

You're not with me anymore. 15 days and I went 3 days to shoot. And I recorded it in two days. How to shoot? To shoot. To record. I never recorded a movie.

You don't know what to say. But for example, you say in three days, they paid you $20,000. $20,000?

And if the movie generates a bargain,

you don't get anything and you already got paid. No, we have a percentage. The Pais family has a percentage, the Chavez family, because it was filmed with Julio C. Dar Chavez and the children, has a percentage.

And the truth is that they are bastards. I mean, do you think they pay for that movie?

I say yes.

Were you your father when you were little?

No, my brother... you know a

movie because because because because because and make one of the biggest icons of the box office. I would watch it. No, you're not going to watch it.

Yes, man.

But it's going to be in the movies, in Cinemex.

Cinépolis, son.

Really?

Cinépolis. But in the VIP room.

In the VIP room.

What did you do in that movie?

I'm in present time, I ran Paris.

You're your dad, big guy. I want to restore a super power and this other winter carry over a little Ego, Kareli, who are the people of the winter wake up in a particular Perot verga, I'm interested in the verla But I should only cool a side and I'm pushing around pies. There's no so yo

I'm gonna say to a very good master material a contour on the other day

But I think that I believe that I stop Esta como se ama en tiempo pasado en tiempo presente pues en tiempo pasado foreign foreign foreign foreign I

Know 100% Okay, let's have a message movie parallel a leak. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, but I don't personal del perdón de la familia de la unión de

Salome of giving it your all. And your dad came out? Yeah, my dad came out. Your dad was a bitch. No, no. The other day, who did you sit down with to eat? I'm talking about Iñarritu, or Del Toro.

No, he sat down to eat with them, to talk. But they were, the guys were at their table, and he came and what's up, and he sat down and they took him out. But he sat down and they were like, take him out of here. But that's what I'm saying.

I sat with them. It's hard. That's the point. We were far away but we were there. Besides being a successful actor, what else do you do in your life? What is your day to day?

Well, right now, I'm focused on music, I'm following new music. I've been making music for 8 years. And preparing for what's to come.

And there's one I like a lot, but I don't remember which one. The one I told you about when we met in Puerto Penalco. I told you to sing it, no way. I'm gonna marry him. En prendiendo vuelo andamos con todo. Andamos con todo y menos con miedo. En el calorcito son mis terres. Es que eres una verga, nada más que créetela.

No le hagas mucho caso al Tony porque luego te humillar que se te subió.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Tú Tony, por ejemplo, tú eres de barrio.

Ay, ay, ay.

Espérate. caigan en ese juego wey. Es de barrio. ¿Cómo controlas que no se te suba? Yo creo que se te subió, volviendo al tema ahorita. ¿Tú crees que se me subió? Yo creo que se te subió porque empezaste a agarrar más. ¿Por qué tú crees que se me subió? ¿Por qué yo creo que se te subió?

Porque para empezar es un efecto natural. Sí. you're going to get more views, Ayran, once the movie comes out. You're going to get more views. Or do you already have that under control?

Well, honestly, I don't know. It hasn't happened to me. I haven't tried the fears of success like Tony. But we're working on it. But honestly, yesterday we were talking, this guy is cleaning the car. And me and Tony, 5 years ago...

Yesterday you told me that, so it was before. Before, well. And five years ago, me and this guy met about six years ago. We got to ride in a Hello Kitty, in a white taxi with a pink one. It was the time they sent us to the bathroom, and the cup was stuck in the...

But, honestly, I've changed a lot, man. Honestly, honestly, honestly. You know me, I don't have a damn thing. Well, no more falta de tiempo que es normal para todos pero a mí siempre me atiende el teléfono que le mando mensaje me contesta y me invita a cada rato y me dice si no vienes te voy a mandar a ver que no te voy a invitar porque cada rato me invito. Te amenaza. Pero invítalo tú a un lado, va que no va a ir. Mande. Invítalo tú a un lado, tengo una discada aquí en el Valle Mexical y te manda la verga. But no way yo siento que la obviamente toda la gente lo cambia dinero esa mareces en mentira que dice que no va es mentira que dice que no pues si te va a cambiar te va a quitar tiempo que no

Tenías que tenías antes que te sobraba el tiempo por andar valiendo verga por ejemplo ahora ya no va a tener tanto tiempo es ahí donde la gente empieza a decir se te subió a la mierda la cabeza este güey se le subió porque ya no nos I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,

I said, I said, Apart away la mima gente que dice que se te subió la mierda es la misma gente que te mandó la verga el primero y ahora si quieren ser tu amigo y los mandas a chingar a su madre y es ahí donde te dicen se te subió a la verga eso son los mismos que se encargan de propagar el virus ese de que se te subió la mierda si me entienda entonces ahí el punto mío ese Tenemos que esta plática para un se una segunda parte que tenemos muchas cosas I had a bruise on my chest. But it's all good now. Take care. We have to do this talk for a second part because we have a lot to talk about. Yes, a lot.

Chepito move, I thought you were frozen.

I'm a good asshole.

That's all. That's all Chepo.

I'm a good asshole. I stopped the ice, he was ice

Look, he keeps throwing it

You think, you think

The one from Sahu is a dog

Which one?

The one from Sahu Bring him a tricycle Pache

You're ugly Chapito, you're a dickhead You're a dickhead Hey, let's clarify You feel like we're making fun of you, really?

No, but I'm not making fun of myself

What did he say?

He doesn't give a shit

He doesn't give a shit if you have a beard or not

I'm not making fun of myself Me?

No, we're not making fun of him, it's like if he told me, Shad, do you think we're making fun of you? Or vice versa, Tony? It's dark. You're from Sonora, right, Chepito? I'm from Sonora.

You know how it's done.

I'm from Sonora.

And I have Yankee blood.

And no, because...

Dance, tell him to dance.

I'm from Sonora.

How good is Sonora? I don't know what I'm saying, but you have a good ass, Chapito. But a little cumbia, Tony.

A little cumbia.

A cumbia for the new ones.

No, wait, that's not what I'm talking about.

Chapito, calm down.

We're going with everything and less with fear, in the heat, Mr.

Well, a tecate for Valenberg.

I'm craving it.

Well, pleb, podcast is ending the podcast is ending

the podcast is ending

Chapito, end the podcast the podcast is ending I think there are a lot of songs left, but we have to save them for the other podcasts we have to go Chapito has to say goodbye in this little camera

say goodbye, we are not going and you say goodbye to the podcast walk here and say goodbye.

Well, thank you all for watching and for subscribing. And well, see you

see you next time.