El verdadero humor de @linatejeirotv - The Juanpis Live Show

You I want you to welcome, with a big round of applause, once again, after a race, her first protagonist, Alina Tejero.

A big round of applause for Alina Tejero! Good evening! Come with us, Chavdas! Hello, hello! How are you?

Hello, hello! Wow!

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. Oh Come on I put on a double-decker Give a

Part of your career Okay, Lisa see that career... What a mom! Delicious, yes. Until it rots, the good part. Yes, we had some there, and we were going to print this big with your whole family.

No! My family!

Yes, all the parents and children.

Oh, Julius!

Mother, she was so old that she pixelated a lot, but there it is.

Thank you!

The whole family. The only one who survived and is doing well is you. Me, me. The rest were killed. It's a violent country, right?

No, no, last year I met with Aidee, who is the one who is Gabriela, I adore her with all my heart, but I did not talk to any of them again. She had already launched into politics or something like that too. No. No? It's not that? No, it was Lucero Cortez, the other actress.

Ah yes, Lucerito, the other one, no idea. Guys, what do you pay them? So they can amuse the show. They take some... ...spoils and some contributions and they think they're the best because they're employed. What else?

Good.

Happy to be here again with you. I put this white, personalized, pretty, clean, like you said. Personalized?

Yes, I put your things, his white and gold glasses.

But I don't have my sofa.

Right?

What color does the sofa want?

Red.

Red?

We just delivered Silvestri's. How about a gold one?

No.

Red. You're not going to put the gold binomial on me. I want the decoration. You want a red one? Red. You're not going to give me the gold binomial. I want the coral one.

She wants a red one.

Red.

For the next one.

No, I can bring her a red one.

When?

Now.

Let's see.

Bring her the red one.

Bring her the red one because, you son of a bitch, she's in her first lead role and she's already a lead role. I'm already main character, I have the right to demand. Yes, before you didn't have the right and now you do.

Now I do.

How... start... Guys, the idea is that we can talk. But there should be a background too, so play it soft. Marika, do you really think you're the main characters of this? Are you okay there?

I'm okay there, yes.

And do you like that music or do you want something more... I guess Yes, I'm gonna get a good

Rope

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm

a Yes, that takes... That puts you in... In another dimension. To be able to know you and your shadows and to grow spiritually.

Are you on a diet right now?

Yes.

Give her, give her that shit.

No, yes, well, one day I thought of doing a fungus therapy. And I told my manager and he said to me, What grade can I give? And I said, are you sure? And she said yes. And I said, go for it! And we hung out and did a mushroom therapy.

We had a very nice, deep inner journey. But you took her out to the garden,

she saw that the grass was talking to her. Yes! So, tell the good things. We went out to the garden and she started to feel

that the grass was talking to her. Yes! So, tell the good things. We went out to the garden and she started to feel that the grass was moving and breathing. And she said to me, Alina, the grass is moving, the grass is breathing. And I said, yes, of course, the grass is breathing, the world is breathing, we are breathing. We are one, hug me!

I'm talking to the girl, I offer you. This dwarf has been terrible, forgive me.

Always with little things.

Yes, always with those little things. People, in the Netherlands it's like that. Do you want to drink something?

A tequila.

A tequila.

A tequila on the rocks.

Let's go with the rocks.

Tequila on the rocks. Thank you. rocks. Tequila a las rocas. Gracias. ¿Y te parece normal eso, digamos? Como ver que el pasto respire, ustedes estén como en esa actitud. ¿Te parece que eso es normal?

¿Hongueadito sí? ¿Nunca has comido hongos?

No.

Me parece que es como muy mamerto.

¿Sí?

Sí, pachamama, como todo natural. I'm going to get the synthetic and the nose. Oh, fuck. If you have to get into cows to export, boom, to the cows.

No, well, I do like the natural, the yagé, the mushrooms. I'm in a spiritual search.

But how long have you been in that search? Have you not found yourself? How long does that shit last? No, I don't know. How long does it take to find yourself?

I'm still looking, I need help. But really, are you doing a search? No, I'm done. But I feel like... I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. No, I feel like... Maybe you're in a constant search, Juan. You're always getting to know yourself. It's necessary to answer questions that as you grow, thank you very much.

Look, it's spectacular. Look at the size, you don't touch it.

Yes, of course, you don't have to stretch.

I still don't clean my tail, he cleans it.

No!

No, it can't be.

Look at the height.

No! It's spectacular.

No, I imagined it.

No, it's spectacular. You don't get into Temu and they come out like this. They sell them big, right? Do you remember?

But they don't grow anymore.

No, no, no.

It's like that for life. It's like when you say, oh, I hope they don't grow and it's fulfilled.

Of course.

Wow.

I steal a tequila.

A tequila. A tequila. A tequila. A tequila. A tequila.

A tequila.

One of you.

A little one in the rocks.

No, that's it.

Ready.

Sorry. You haven't made mushrooms, you haven't taken yagé.

No, no, no, no, I don't need to find myself.

I found myself a while ago.

Yes? and you get scared and you're like, fuck, that's it, I'm done. But what did you find? What did you find? How did you say, wow, I'm beautiful.

Look, it happened to me in my fungus therapy, that if, well, I don't know, this interview is not for this, I imagine it's for them to come and laugh, but.

No, no, no, it's to talk about everything.

But it happened to me, that I needed to rest, that I needed to listen to my body, that I was being very hard. It's going to sound horrible. I was being very hard, Serlina.

No, but really, don't laugh.

I think it's very hard to be one sometimes.

Yes, it must be very hard for you to be Juan Piz.

It's very hard for me, but I have money. So I can afford it. And you're also a whore now, before you were not.

Now, now, I'm a new rich.

Exactly, because of the novel. You're a hit, I love it.

And everything.

So, I was telling you, on this trip to the Bongos, in which my manager accompanied me... Relax, they'll pay. Thank you. On this trip to Hong Kong, where my manager accompanied me, it was a trip of instruction, and I understood that I needed to take a break, to stop,

and understand that I needed my comodine, and it was to dedicate myself time, breathe a little, and rest. I was very stressed. me como como lina era dedicarme tiempo, respirar un poco y descansar. Estaba muy estresada, tenía, venía un año de mucho trabajo gracias a Dios y me cuesta mucho pedir ayuda. Soy una mujer supremamente independiente en mi manera de ser y me cuesta mucho decir no puedo más, me cuesta mucho decir estoy cansada. Like, raise your hand and say... And say, I can't take it anymore! And I'm not capable, but on the trip I exploded and started crying.

This music...

It has nothing to do with what you're telling.

It's mushroom music, it's mushroom music.

Oh yeah?

You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Obviously, obviously, it's mushroom music. And I understood that on that trip. I exploded and started crying a lot. And I found him.

Guys, they didn't hit you. Retreat.

Okay.

And on my trip I found someone who was resting.

And when you exploded, who did you pick?

I started crying a lot. I cried tenacity, self-self-consciousness. And I started to understand that I needed music, I can't with music. I tried to be serious, but I can't. And, well, I finally understood that I needed to stop,

rest, that it's also good to ask for help, and that sometimes you have to ask for help if you don't want to.

It's amazing that, well you and the protagonists, and the actors and everything, with such a perfect life, you can't imagine this happening. You don't see them so humanized. You don't see them behind the screen and say, it's cool to have their lives.

It's like, I feel like I see people through the screen. the No mucho, pero si hay momentos que digo, puta, digamos, cuando mis papás no me consignan, es un día como, puta, qué...

¿Qué dolor?

Sí, what the fuck? O sea, como, ¿qué les pasa a mis papás?

Claro. Tú vives del dinero de tus papás, obvio.

Sí, todo esto es de...

Todo esto es de tus papás. Sí, sí, sí.

¿Y tú qué tienes?

Todo esto. Lo de mis papás. I know. I'm going to be in a hurry to come up with this day. He was like, I got a lot of money.

I'm going to be able to buy a house.

I'm going to be able to buy a car.

I'm going to be able to buy a house.

I'm going to be able to buy a car.

I'm going to be able to buy a house.

I'm going to be able to buy a car.

I'm going to be able to buy a house. I I'm gonna put a

Flipper

I'm put a

Face I see no, it's spectacular. It's total. I know it's a man. I mean editor. It's a demarijuana me mama

Pero in I was with my brother and we were both like... Oh! And we went crazy. And my mom started saying,

I want to try it.

And I was like, no, mom, you're not going to try that. That's too strong. No, I want to try it. And I was like, mom, just a little piece. And that's it. She wrote me later,

it was a tray like this.

And we ate, my brother bien drogos ustedes. Sí. O sea. O sea.

Sí, no me entiendas.

Si tienes, quieres.

Y mi mamá, yo le dije, mami, te puedes comer un pedacito nomás, no te puedes comer la otra. Quedas muy loca.

Sí.

Se la comió toda.

Toda.

O sea, se la comió toda. Duró droga dos días. No. He slept for a day and a half. And my mom is going to kill me because I'm telling this. And my mom said, no, what do I do? You have to eat, you have to eat, you have to eat, mommy, or it's going to be very hard for you.

Finally, he slept for a day and a half and passed it.

And he thanked him, he said, it's been a while. He said, I need Really, I hate you. We bought you some diapers, right? Diapers? Yes, just in case. They told me you pee, do you have a sphincter problem?

No.

And that little bucket back there, Trin?

No, I don't pee. Well, no, yes, not really. When I laugh a lot, I pee. And in my truck, I carry a little jar. Thank you very much.

With a lot of love.

Thank you, thank you.

Give her a hug.

There's nothing better than a hug from a dwarf.

Tell me one. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm going to be like, you're so stupid! Of course! That's where you say, sometimes I'd like to be a dwarf.

One here.

Yes, I have a problem. It's not that I have sphincter problems, or that I have incontinence. But when I have to pee, I can't hold it in. And in fact, in the truck, I had to...

Did you get in the car once?

I got in the car. You got in the car once? I got in the car in a... I was in a trunk and I was urinating like horrible. And I came to the gym and I had already drunk the water and I said, well, and I urinated in the gym water jar. And the other day I said, well, amino acids and I took them.

No, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

Marga, you are just like when you see her on Instagram and everything. Like in your life, you are like that.

Like that, I'm cool.

No, no, no, with attitude.

I'm cool, but with attitude.

Yes, like you've always seen her and you say, I'm cool, but with attitude. She's good, she's cool, you are a protagonist, you have money. I mean, you have many good things in that sense.

Thank you.

Others that one says, well, regular.

Like which? Regular as which?

Like the last name, Tejero, where is it from? From Villavicencio. Yes, that's why, regular.

And why regular?

Well, it's from Villavicencio, it's not capital.

But I'm also González. No No, no, no

Salis

My unit some of Primo's see me here. Oh, yeah, I've been you know, you know, I'm a prima loa la familia

Apparition Easy, I don't know where to say come on

Some of these primos And yes. Salud, no puede ser. ¿Cómo va a tener alguien en Villavicencio? ¿Qué es esto?

Somos primos.

¡Ay, puta! Lejanos. Y lo peor es que soy González también de Villavicencio.

¿Qué?

Imagínate.

Pero ya estás en la capital.

Ya estoy en la capital desde mis tres años.

No te devuelves a Villavicencio. family No, I've quit that shit! Ah, but you didn't study? No.

You didn't study?

You know how things are.

They're going to fire me because of you.

Why?

Because that's true.

I knew it was going to be cool with Lineage.

No, look, well, I...

It's true.

Yes.

Let's say things like, what the hell...

I was poor, what the hell is that? Yes, well, why do the same thing that you've done all your life? It's true. Why do the same thing as always? So I said no. No, they called me and told me to present at the casting.

Wait, fix what you just said again.

Yes, like...

Context.

You didn't come from a financially poor family, but... a family No, no, we need a family economically mal

But I don't see retires come over. Yeah, I'll tell you I'm a diabolical. She come aspirational

Aspirational Chris cares, I'll tell her no, I'll say I'll come okay Muchachos by a gasoline But I know He's a lot in his own no no no no You know what about thelf in the middle of the show. I think it'll only be 20 minutes of the interview.

And what happened?

It's over.

But tell me. What was I saying? I don't know, do you suffer from ADHD?

Yes.

No, it's marijuana.

No, I'm just kidding.

I'm old.

The amino acid.

You were talking about...

You asked me why I didn't want to be Rosemary. Um... For those who haven't seen our show, the remake of Nuevo Rico Nuevo Pobre, they are very faithful to the original series from 20 years ago. So I was afraid of living that criticism and that comparison of Nuevo Rico Nuevo Pobre from 20 years ago.

It was the coolest thing to happen.

Exactly.

Totally.

And it happened, but the thing is that my manager told me, there's a casting, and I told him, for whom? And I wanted to be Fernanda San Miguel. I mean, the bad one, the model, the tall one, the pretty one, the queen. And obviously I couldn't do it. So when I told Claudia, but to be Rosemary, and I said, oh no. And she told me, Lina is the protagonist.

And I said, but she's poor. But it's not because I'm poor. I've always been poor. I wouldn't have to act.

Totally. You've been poor for almost 20 years, and you've always been chosen. Do you think you're poor?

I don't know. Do I look poor?

You look richer now because you're making money.

No, I'm rich, but do I look poor?

Enanix, you're poor. How do you see yourself? Like from the neighborhood? You're from... right? Boza? Ciudad Bolivar?

Which month?

Which one else?

Mazurén?

Oh, I don't believe you.

Masurén. I live in Masurén. I lived in Masurén.

Of course.

There it is.

That's why.

There it is. There it is.

There it is.

I lived in Masurén.

So which one would you like?

What a question for the people who studied communication is Because I feel that being an antagonist has a lot of tools to play. The bad guy can be very bad and can exaggerate a lot. And you can be better. I don't know, the good guy is always crying, always sad, always has a bad time. And he never has revenge.

That's true.

I want to get revenge.

And now you're going to start theater or have you already started?

I'm in rehearsals.

Yes, you're scared shitless for the first time?

Yes, I'm scared shitless. Yes, I'm scared shitless. I've been rehearsing for a week. I'm very nervous. I've never done acting in my life.

Or did you do well in the first reading?

I did well in the first reading. I have some say. No, and it can happen. And it can happen.

And suddenly it happens to you.

And it's going to happen to me, for sure.

It's going to happen to you.

No.

What are you going to do?

Improvise.

Ah, so boring, then what are you afraid of?

What am I afraid of? I don't zone, I'm afraid of living a different experience. And also, the respect of the people I'm going to be with, I think it gives me a lot of emotion.

Who are they and where are they?

I can't say who they are, I don't think I can,

they're going to scold me.

Where are they?

In the Teatro Leonardo. Very good. With whom? Christian Villamil, who shared with me in Nuevo Rico, Nuevo Pobre, who did Miller, Santiago Alarcón, and Tata... Tatariza.

The cast is cool.

It's cool, it's cool.

Okay, with the Teatro Nacional?

With the Teatro Nacional, fortunately, which I also feel is a very nice opportunity. And another thing that happened to me that was very strange was that I didn't do casting. And that also makes me very nervous, me Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I could have been rich! You could have! I wouldn't have to be suffering, doing theater, I would be there, my precious.

Give me, give me, give me, give me.

No.

Literally.

I see a lot of asses in Bad Bunny.

Yes.

Even I, without being gay, I say, okay.

Would you have done it?

We love it.

No.

Just to see him.

I would sing. No. Just to see him... But not anymore. Yes, but he's a complete nanny. Yes, but not anymore. No, and physically he's not my type.

But he's more churro right now. When he was bald, when he wrote you, he was like, oh, like you give him the money and he says, ready, okay, I'm not gay, I'm telling you, the man can take it too long.

But he doesn't like it anymore and it's not, it's not, it's not happening anymore. But, I mean, you can say,

Hey, what a shame.

They let you go.

Four years later, hey, what a shame. I just read your message.

I was so busy.

What are you up to?

How's Puerto Rico? How's PR?

Hey, lost.

Yes, you're a lost cause. But no. No, no, no, He's not my type. Okay, if he's not your type, then it's a moment where you and your mom don't have to go through more work. You don't have to find yourself. He finds you and everything is solved. Why don't you take out that cell phone and write to him now?

No!

You're kidding me?

Marica would be the shit.

Why not?

Yes!

Marica.

No, no, no.

Hello?

Okay.

But you have it there, can we read it?

The message?

Yes.

Well, if he hasn't deleted it, I think he did. Let's look for it.

Bad.

Hey, let me see.

Bonnie.

No, besides, I like Chican... I really enjoy it.

It's brutal. He wrote me and I don't like it. Message. Benito Antonio, wait, how hot.

Look, look, look, look, look, look.

He sent you strength, kisses.

On February 23, 2018, he sent me strength and a kiss. On March 1, 2018, a kiss.

Thank you very much, love.

And on March 10, thank you very much, love, thanks, a kiss. And that's it. And I realized on November 15, amor. Gracias, un beso. Y ya. Y yo me di cuenta el 15 de noviembre del 2018.

No le escribas tú, le escribo yo.

No.

Yo le escribo. Manda una foto, estoy lista.

Marica.

Y no lo sigues, eres una perra.

Pero, no, perra sí soy, pero no puedo seguirlo.

Pero, dale, seguir. Pero... Go ahead and follow me.

But why?

No.

No, but...

Why?

In 49 million followers, do you think they'll notice my presence?

We don't know what you're doing right now.

Eh...

No.

Yes? I'll follow you?

Yes, follow me.

Okay.

I just...

I'm going to write, hello, loser.

Yes.

Hey, you're lost.

It's been four years.

Hey, I don't know about you.

It's been four years. Hello, lost. I don't know about you.

About you.

It's been four years.

Oh no, what a voice, can you imagine?

No, but if he answers you, you say, son of a bitch, he answered. I'm going to Puerto Rico to fuck. Everything is given. In the little house I go alone inside.

I'll tell you, I already sent it to him.

I'll tell you.

I love you too!

Bitch.

Oh, I'm not real. I went backwards. Here it is, please.

Oh no!

Put it on. Do you have it?

Wonderful.

I'm going to cancel the shipment.

49 million followers. Look at the face of boredom when he wrote to you. He's not your type? What's your type like?

My type... No, Iira, sí es mi tipo.

Ya lo viste.

No, pues mira, ya vi esta foto en Box Office y sí es mi tipo. Un tipo así como de 23 centímetros. No, mentira, perdón. No, no es mi tipo. No sé, siento que... ¿Le gustan duro? No, no, no es mi tipo.'s not my type. I like more of the Caribbean.

Sorry, but you've had nudes.

But being a nude doesn't mean I'm not a Caribbean.

No, but...

There are nudes Caribbean.

No, yes.

Yes, but no, no.

And you're not a nude and, don't leave me here alone. I had to improvise. Oh, he made fun of you too and everything.

Bad Bunny seems ugly to me. Why did you make yourself sad?

Bad Bunny is spectacular too.

And he seems ugly to you, imagine.

Juan Piz.

No, no.

Why are you going to be sad?

Because I'm going to be sad.

I'm going Bunny is ugly. Why did you get sad? Bad Bunny is spectacular too. He thinks he's ugly, imagine.

Juan Pidis, why are you leaving?

Juan is my favorite with the ring.

So you're going to leave me alone, really?

Look at the photos I've enjoyed all these years.

Ok, let's do a dynamic. What should I make up?

Mom?

Where are you?

I was going to throw that dwarf body. I don't give a shit.

Look, I don't need you, you dick.

Why?

Because that's what money is for. Let's talk about your app. How's it going?

It's very curious because I've been single for three years.

And you haven't...

Who's the one who's having a bad time, Grace?

But not because she's ugly.

No, she's not a fan of the app. I don't like it. I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it. I don't like it. with someone famous and he hated them. Let's talk. No, none. Because if I show you... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

If I show you...

But it's just that... I mean, something very strange happens to me, and they match me. And they write to me, and I don't... I don't answer them. I don't...

Damn, you have everything go to Puerto Rico. But four years ago. Well, they match me, they write to me, look, everyone says hello, and I don't answer any of them. I don't feel like...

I...

You would, if you were me.

No, it's just that I have a lot of money and I don't need it. That's why, if you were me, with that need, no, not that much. I also have a lot, I don't need it. You're not going to inherit. One thing is that you have from now on for a year, but not for life.

Yes, look.

From Spain.

Spanish.

You could be in Spain, cooling.

Can you imagine? I, damn, uncle, how rich.

You're making a poor man's novel. And I'm making a to lie. It's a real delay. So many opportunities that men give you.

And I refuse. Exactly. Yes, I like to eat poor.

You like to work, you like to eat poor. It gives you defenses, it gives you life.

More defenses.

Because you've been single for so long, so what's going on? You haven't met, you haven't met anyone. We're not going to talk about other people. Obviously, that's not the case. We're going to talk about you. But why? What's going on?

I don't know.

I feel like...

Maybe men are intimidated and the cell phone message is full of messages.

It's true, right?

No, I feel like I'm not ready for a relationship yet. I feel like I'm still getting to know myself. I'm 99 years old and I'm still getting to know myself.

But getting to know you, we're talking about...

No, I feel like I'm still healing many wounds that I have to heal to have a healthy relationship, my next relationship.

What's that bullshit about healing wounds? You're always going to have to heal some shit with this relationship, with the other one, I'm Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not to be known.

But since December, you're going for a year in the dark.

I'm going for a year of nothing. And the person I'm dating in December is very handsome, funny. There are people who have the ability to have almost anything without getting involved. I don't. I'm all in, all in love. A whore? Yes. I'm not involved. I'm not. I'm all in, all in love. I'm a lost cause. I'm a lost cause.

So, I'm alone and I feel like I need to be alone until I know what I want. You don't know what you want? Yes, I know what I want, but I also know what I don't want and I always get what I don't want.

Like you're laughing. This looks like therapy, but you're laughing.

I'm crying inside.

You're hurting inside.

Yes, of course.

I'm going to get home and cry right now.

Yes, that's the idea. This interview also has to make you laugh. It's not just laughing. It's also knowing the wounds we have to heal.

Of course.

Totally. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. so that we can feel more connected. How is that? Like, hey, Lina, how are you? We're practicing kisses. It's weird.

No.

What?

No, that's not how it works.

How is it?

We had a recording. The first day we had to kiss, the second day we had to kiss. I've known Ariel for many years, but we had never kissed as a couple. And each person kisses in their own way.

We were rehearsing and we went to kiss. We kissed at the same time and opened our mouths at the same time. So we kissed like this.

Horrible.

I cut the scene and I said, No, you don't know how to kiss. I kissed well. And you tell me that you are the one who is going to kiss us. And I say, no, wait, wait, wait.

Come on, suck it up.

Come on, suck it up.

Come on, and I'll show you how to kiss.

Come on, I'll show you.

Come on, you bastard.

I'll show you.

I'll take you outside. I'll walk to the bathroom and I'll show you.

What are you going to kiss and how are you going to kiss? We have to kiss like this, not like this, because we are kissing like we are fishing. So we agreed and we did it better, but we rehearsed there in the set, we didn't have to rehearse anywhere else.

There were no classes all week.

No.

We rehearsed the bed scene like this.

Or the marriage to the theater director, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Yes, and the Colombian, the color, Bariel.

Also, Bariel.

And the kiss with the other one. You never wanted to do it with the other one. Don't you guys have a problem with that?

No, we don't have time. You're like, hey, after the scene... Or at least I don't. Eh? No. No, I'm kidding. No, I don't.

And in La Ley del Corazón and all that, there were all those super-hot guys.

No.

No, I think the only time I fell in love, like in the soap operas, was when I was Sebastian Vega's girlfriend. We worked together as parents and children. And we got engaged there. And Carlos Torres was my boyfriend there too. Torres también fue mi noviecito ahí y ahí nos ennoviamos. ¿Y usted ahí? Obvio. Es que mira que me han tocado lindos.

Si has comido bien y otros tú, como que vas y vienes.

Claro, porque también hay que coger defensas. Exacto. Yo como de todo para no aguantar hambre.

Voy a salir de esto.

Yo misma me estoy acabando en esta entrevista. Yo creo que es mejor no sacarla. It's better not to bring it up. Then the stories come out. What a shame, this interview didn't work, this actress got drunk, started saying things she shouldn't have.

Hey, hey, stop talking about Pirlo like that.

I didn't say anything, don't try.

Hey, uh...

I made a lot of money, and...

I liked to fight. I liked to fight and I bought fights wherever there were fights. Also because you have two brothers.

I have two brothers.

You're the one in the middle.

I'm the one in the sandwich. I'm the worst in everything. Because here in El Mayor, they love the youngest, but I'm like...

What do I do?

Yeah, what do I do? They sent me to work alone. You're lying, mom. And how are they doing? Who? My brothers? They're doing great.

What do they do?

My older brother lives in Medellín. He has his own brand. He sells collagen, vitamin C, he sells supplements for well-being and health. And my younger brother works on a podcast, he works with me, he's super cool.

He's doing great too?

Yes, he's super cool. He's not doing so well? He's doing well.

But you're doing better than the two of them?

I think if I'm doing well, everyone is doing well.

Because you're keeping them?

No, I'm not keeping them. Everyone has their own life.

Everyone has their own things.

Everyone can do their own things, but they're also part of my team.

Okay. I love it when you come I'll give you work. No, no. They have other jobs, but they're also part of my team. Okay. So...

So, in Fathers and Sons, I was very fighting, I loved fighting, and one day, I was in 116, where all those fast food places are.

No.

Oh, no, no, you didn't get it, but the ones we ate in a fast food place in 116... You don't eat anymore. I don't eat anymore.

And there...

And there neither, since December.

And there, someone told me, like, the fat one, father of six, told me something. I was a little drunk, and I faced him like, yes, it's me, and what? And he stopped me, and we started fighting.

What's up with you?

And the police came and I hid in a bathroom. They took everyone, they started taking everyone to a Cay. Fortunately, I managed to escape.

I called my mom and she called me,

they took me to the Cay, bad people. Nobody is going to get her out of there, who is in charge? I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, como... Ah, sí. Ay, no, se la sorprendía.

Pero porque estabas jodiendo mucho en el momento, ¿no?

Sí, yo terminé Padres e Hijos y luego hice una novela que se llamaba Muñoz Vale por Dos. Y salí de ahí y obviamente no me volvieron a contratar como por dos años porque en Padres e Hijos I lived everything that was adolescence, I earned what I earned per month, and my fame went up, and I started to treat people badly. I was like a Juan Piz in Padres Seguros.

What do you mean?

Like, yes, I felt very...

But wait a second, I don't understand, like a Juan Piz what?

Like, I thought I was the owner of the world. Yes, like... Although you are the owner of tu mundo, si, todo bien, pero...

Pero espera porque siento que es como un insulto, como...

No, no, no, pero no es un insulto.

No estoy entendiendo o ella se está burlando de mi al frente como...

Se está burlando de usted, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no. But at the same time, I was like... And I treated them badly with makeup and with their clothes. I was very immature in my way of being.

No, no, but wait. That's not being immature. Give me a second. I'm very lost. I mean, do you have to treat them well?

What do you mean? Obviously. Everyone has to be treated well.

No matter the size. Shut, you shut up, you son of a bitch.

Eh.

Eh.

Eh.

But, Bruno, it's not that you're wrong.

It's your way.

No, I'm trying to understand too.

OK.

Eh.

You just said, and little what I understood is like, Marika, I felt like a whore because I treated everyone badly. What you're trying to say is that I treat everyone badly?

No.

I think I own the world.

No, you own the world. You know you own the world and that's fine. That's your world.

I've never treated you badly.

No one? I've never treated you badly? Tell me, motherfucker, if I've ever treated you badly. Tell me, motherfucker, if I've ever treated you badly. Tell me, you bastard, if I've ever treated you badly. Give me a hug. Come here. I'll pay you for that. Jump on me, Marica. Jump. Jump. Come on. Up.

Up. If you can.

I love you very much, sir.

That's spectacular.

That's spectacular.

Marica, what I have done for you...

A lot.

I could pay you half the salary. But we pay you in full. You work half the time. You work half the time. You work half the time. Okay, so...

And when did you become like... Like a whore? Like you stopped being... I being the center of the world. Of course, I'm the protagonist.

When I became Merta.

Yes, no, like a fool, like saying thank you to someone who does you a favor.

It's like...

No?

It happened to me that I started a horrible scam, it led me to make the decision to go live in Buenos Aires and I went to live in Buenos Aires with $400 in my pocket. We talked about that. And to live another reality. And in that reality I started to value

what I had here in Colombia and to value the people who supported me, who helped me, and to value who I was and what I had built in my youth, in my adolescence.

How strange to start to value things in Argentina. and what I had built in my youth, in my adolescence.

How strange to start valuing things in Argentina.

Well, imagine.

Imagine the situation.

Imagine the situation in Argentina

so that I would have reacted.

So that in Argentina you don't raise your ego any more.

Imagine.

I mean, like, you didn't receive well in Argentina.

Suddenly you said.

I didn't receive well in Argentina. I received badly. It was irregular.

Give me another drink, please.

Yes, sir.

Please, look at what the little one says.

Did you see?

Maricar.

You heard it right, sir.

You heard it right.

Because they say that whoever goes between the shit, something gets smeared.

It's true, it's true.

Did you see?

How so?

Well, because it's already smeared on me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, that's horrible. I feel like, I'm sorry, I want to work. That's never in life. No, no.

I came back after a while. I had been two years without work. So, they had forgotten about me. And I came back to Argentina. I came back weighing 70 kilos. I came back very fat.

For my height, for how I was, like, no, well, I was not feeling well. I was not feeling well in terms of my health. Not because I was fat, but because I was not feeling well in terms of my weight.

No, you were not feeling well. Wesco said it.

And because he said it, is that the absolute truth?

Of course, he has his truth on one side.

But his truth, that's not my truth.

No, mine too.

Ah, well, yours. Not for me. So I came with the desire to change my life and try to recover what I had lost.

Okay.

And I arrived, but the funniest thing is that I arrived and two months later I did the casting and I said, I'm going to be a judge, I'm going to diet. And two months later my mom calls me and says, you stayed in a casting? And I said, yes, I have to be the fat one.

No! Yes. And I had to be the fat one. No!

And I had to be the fat one.

Damn, what a shame.

The fat one, and then I got pregnant in the novel.

So, you didn't notice the change?

No, and I already had a liposuction, I had gone through an anorexia and I was still fat. But well, I solved it later. Exercise, diet, psychologist, everything. Well, to be able to heal that side of mine.

Do you want a chocohong? Do you want us to heal here?

No, thank you very much.

Good, perfect. You almost set your house on fire too, with your brother.

Yes, yes. Well, my mom, when we came to live in Villa de Hicencio, we were very young. My mom obviously needed to work and needed to go out to work to give us a better life. And my mom worked at a bank. My little brother, when he was five years old, he picked me up in the garden. He left him on the road in my garden, and from my garden he would pick me up

and we would go to the apartment together. And he, when he was five, would warm me up with lunch for him and for me. And he forgot about it and the kitchen caught fire and it went completely on fire.

And he was five and I was four. We ran to the door to ask for help. He was five. Years.

And you were four.

Four years old.

And he was making you lunch?

And he was heating up lunch.

You guys were very poor.

No, not that much. We lived in Modelia.

Where in Modelia?

They're poor.

Yes. They're poor? Where do you live? They are poor.

They are poor? Where do you live?

With Snow White?

Don't look for me!

Don't look for me!

You are a gonorrhea!

You are the new rich girl.

I am. The new poor girl.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, you have to be the youngest. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not. No, but it's humor. Well, it's a small funeral.

They're small.

Very good. Hey, yes, and you have a very good sense of humor, but that has to do with being the one in the middle, the... The sense of humor?

The two brothers, that's how to fight, like, I have to get a shit out of here. Some stuff, if you don't understand.

Yes, yes, of course. I grew up in a bullying family. Today, obviously, speaking of the psychological, emotional, bullying, all this, we have a lot more awareness. I grew up in a completely dysfunctional family in that regard. A bullying family where we were bothered all day, where my brothers, I were super, super stubborn.

They would sing to me when I got up. I have a cow, milk cow. I grew up in a very bully place. So I think that helped me a lot to develop...

And it forced you.

And it forced me to develop my sense of humor. I also worked in a series as a parent of children that was so criticized for so long, for five years, where I was the girl and I ended up being the teenager, and where I was seen as skinny, fat, in all states.

Well, I had to live too many criticisms and I think that helped me a lot to forge the sense of humor and black humor.

And black. But yes, that was a joke towards him, right? No, no, no. So, like, it's like, the one who drops the glove? The glove?

Topo, yes. Okay, a dwarf would be a good fit.

How...

I think it's cool,

because I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think that with your work, obviously, to show how good an actress you are, to try to move away all that, which is part of that past, that history of before, is what you are today, obviously, it has to do with it. But how did you do it?

Well, I think that obviously when...

The people who have had to... No, who have had to always fight trying to get out of my comfort zone. And you do it every now and then, and you can't.

Yes, well, fortunately I have that ability. I think I have the virtue of being able to play different characters. And I also really liked being able to detach a little from Sami. Besides, with Sami I lived a lot of duality, because at first it was five years where I was able to get rid of Sami. I lived a lot of duality with Sami. Because at first, I was Sami for five years. And then, leaving her was very difficult

because I was Sami, the one who gave birth to children. And I had a moment of duality where I didn't want to be Sami anymore. They kept calling me Sami. And I didn't give a shit what they called me Sami. I'm not Sami anymore! And from that need, I also tried to get out of that character.

And that also led me to try to differentiate myself from one character to another and to try to make them different. Although not much, but different.

But I also think it's very important how you handle that topic of criticism where we were when we started talking. You talked about the topic of, yes, I've tried to find myself, I do this, I do that, I was tired, a lot of work, but also behind it comes people screwing up,

and envy, and anger, and a thousand things. I have to write how you got out of there,

because I know that at one point it was very strong. I feel like those are times. I feel like those are times and those are moments. There are moments where I feel very vulnerable and any comment affects me and it permeates me.

Still? I mean, you go out and you're vulnerable and boom.

Yes, those are moments. Suddenly it doesn't happen to you, but obviously not. You're armored.

Everything. The cars, my life, my heart.

Everything. Everything. I...

How cool. I'm a little more human. And there are days that permeate me a little, the comments permeate me a little, like there are days that I don't. I feel that that also depends a lot on the mood and the moment in which one is emotionally. Nowadays, whatever they tell me, I don't give a shit. But...

Yes, yes.

At this moment, today I can tell you that today I do, but tomorrow I'll be in an interview and I'll be like,

what did I say? Why did I say that shit?

Everyone is going to hate me.

So I think it's a moment, it's a moment. Today I can say that I don't care. And also, I couldn to speak for everyone, but finally, those of us who work in the television industry are human and we end up feeling like anyone else. I didn't know. You didn't know? Yes, yes.

I just found out.

And I think that, well, those are times. At least it happens to me. There are days that it hurts me a lot, what they can say to me,

and there are days that it doesn't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I've had a lot of comments, but the one that really hit home and made my life change, and I still remember it to this day...

Like, at the age of 144...

No, I was very young, I was in the middle of giving birth, and that's when I gained weight, and someone on the team told me, you're like a cow. That really hit home for me.

You're like a cow?

And... No... No... No... I was really upset. And you were like a cow? No.

No.

No.

That upset you?

It upset me a lot. I promised myself at that moment that I wouldn't be fat again and that I wouldn't eat. And that's when I fell into anorexia.

Because of that comment.

And where did that comment come from? Was it someone you knew?

It was someone on set.

There was no Twitter or anything like that. No, there was no Instagram, Facebook, nothing like that.

Only Facebook, yes.

And did you see that person again?

It's a person that I appreciate, that I love very much, that I feel like it was a comment that she said without imagining what was going to happen to me. I feel like it wasn't with the intention of offending or hurting me, but she was a girl without the necessary tools to be able to receive that comment in another way, understanding that she was speaking from her place and not from mine.

In social media you are a monster too. I mean, you are doing very well with that. The subject of your entrepreneurship, which is a brand, is doing very well.

One day I said, I have to start a business. I have to find another way to invest. Not everything can be social media, not everything can be television. Beauty is over. I don't know. The next day, anything can happen. And I decided to create a makeup brand that wasn't just makeup,

but also became a symbol for women who, many times, forget that we have the courage to move forward without having the company of a man or someone who validates us to fulfill our dreams. And I felt that it was a way to show many women that they could achieve everything they wanted. And from that need, courage was born, my brand was born, and I said, this is going to be easy.

I do what I want to do, the formula I want as a eyelash, which was something I needed as a woman for a long time, and I sell it, and that's it. But I didn't really understand what it was to have a company. I thought it was to start, and that's it.

And the dwarf grew up very fast and I started...

No!

No, no, but wait. Dwarfs don't grow up, I mean, it's just that...

Sir, I'm asking you to buy me a drink to grow up.

No, but...

Tell me.

And from one moment to another, the business grew.

It was a very uncomfortable moment. I don't give a shit, but... We love you, Ani.

Sorry, I'm going to pass this bitter drink.

Bitter drink.

And I started to count on the fortune thatler, it's wonderful, everyone likes it. It was a formula made with characteristics that I felt I needed as a woman, and I said, I'm not the only woman who feels that this type of eyelash curler should exist. And fortunately it started to go very well, and we started to sell a lot, and many things started to happen, and everything started to a lot, and a lot of things started happening, and everything started happening too fast.

And they started, it wasn't 5,000 or 10,000, but 20,000 tabs that we had to send to Seri, and then 40,000. I said, 10,000, 40,000 tabs, and talk about the dial, and the import, and the customs, and all this adult stuff that I had no idea about.

I had no idea. Mine was another type of business, something much simpler. Hiring people, hiring people, trying to understand how the business works, and then I got a little bit of this. And when you talk about cutting staff, I really didn't fire anyone.

But situations started to happen in the company that I said, I have to get more of my business, because it's my business, like that, and I got really into it. And there were situations in the company that I didn't agree with. I talked about them with the manager

who was at the time in the brand. And one day, the manager told me, you know what, I'll go for a walk next door. And I go, and I'm like, no, wait, what do you mean you're going? What am I going to do? I have no idea about this.

I don't know anything. And in this discovery, I had to hire a headhunter, I had no idea what a headhunter was, and what a headhunter was for, and look for the necessary profile for each position that the company needs to make an organ...

ornagri... ornagri... I'm already drunk. I went to the company to make an organigram, thank you, organigram, for the company and to understand what functions each person had and to put KPIs for each person, objectives for each person. And I said, no, this is something completely different.

Tiredness.

And then I discovered that I was the CEO of my brand. Until then. Until then, I mean Like a month ago. I discovered that I was CEO of my brand and I'm very close to my brand now.

A month ago you're very close.

A month ago I'm very close to my brand. Literally. I try to be very close to my brand but I also love making television.

So it's very difficult for me to do both. Sure, but it's been crazy for sales. You're not doing 40,000 anymore, much more. You've had awards, you're with big brands.

We were the best-selling eyelash in one of the most important makeup stores in Colombia last year.

Which one? You can say whatever you want.

Chromantic. We sold... We surpassed brands like Maybelline, which is the best-selling eyelash curler in the world. Here in Colombia, in Chromantic, Courage surpassed this brand and it's a great pride. But it's also something that I still don't know, that I find hard to believe what's happening,

because I didn't imagine that everything would happen like this and so fast.

Hey, that's very cool, but it seems like a bitch to me. Besides, you can talk about all the brands here, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna be be honest here.

Take advantage of everything you want because it seems cool to me, because it's not easy to create it. And look, after so long you realized that you are the CEO.

Yes, a lot has happened with the brand. Obviously it is a wonderful brand, but I also try to take good care of my girls, our buyers, who are loyal customers of Courage. I feel like we had a mismatch as a brand, and I'm going to try to fix that somehow. Obviously, I'm learning.

I never imagined that I would grow so fast.

What a cool way to learn.

Wow, I'm speechless.

And along the way, realized the mistakes that as a brand we have to correct. There is a mistake with my eyelash. The lid of the eyelash comes off. And that is something that still hurts me and that I am trying to solve with suppliers and fix it in some way. It doesn't happen to all the little tabs, some come out. And that hurts me, it affects me, because finally it is someone who is paying for a very good product, but I still try to solve it

every day, give the client what is necessary for him to be happy and always look for the client client feel calm and happy. But there are other things that we will continue to improve. And to all the people who still believe in courage, thank you for supporting me. And this year we have surprises, but if you really have...

Oh, what surprises! We should have that shit. A lot of things come if you don't have it.

Little things come. Little things get away with what is happening. No, little things come you get things away from what's happening. No, you get things, you get cool things, but for example, those details, I know there are several clients who are not satisfied, we are solving them to be able to do what I really want to do, but I also want you to understand that it is a brand that was born two years ago, that grew very fast, and that I still do not have the capacity to react so quickly because of the amount of volume we do

of makeup, eyelashes, everything.

Okay, why were they eyelashes?

Why?

Because...

Why did you choose that?

Because all my life I've been a fan of eyelashes. I've always used eyelashes, I love eyelashes. I've tried them all. And they were terrible? They were terrible. They weren't it was always hard to remove them. Removing the false eyelashes is exhausting.

It touches with oil. You can take a shower and the next day it's full of black. And that terrified me. I had to remove my makeup with oil. The one you have is yours? The one I have is mine, obviously.

And removing my makeup with oil caused me to have dry eyes because it covered my eyelids. And that's when I said, there has to be a...

Who's going to know that shit? What eyelids? What the fuck?

Yes, I got shit. I covered it.

I got shit. I forgot, right? So I said, there has to be a mascara that is water resistant, but easy to remove. And there wasn't any, and I said, well, let's see if I believe her. And that's when I decided to get a mascara with the characteristics that I felt were necessary for me.

Cheers to that, congratulations.

How did you like the eye?

Well, I haven't used mascara, so I don't know. Who helps you with the makeup? Is your mom in the front? I'm not a

Spanish speaker. I'm not a Spanish speaker.

I'm not a Spanish speaker.

I'm not a Spanish speaker. I'm not a Spanish speaker. I have my own brand, which I sell, which is Coraje. I have another company, which is like my producer, which is called Tejero Producciones. And I have another company, which is the one I make the guidelines for social media.

Okay, very good. Thank you.

So...

And you, public, what do you have? No shit. So... You have to see us more.

You hire my guidelines, and I, with my son, oh so true to contract as me Bauta He yo con me product or a haggle my mouth and corals product or a mass la pauta Yeah, it's a tall Encounter is an entire a lot in my car. Okay. Yeah, okay, then por que Es una muestra que venir de abajo No, it's a man Y las oportunidades se muestran estan ahí es quien las coge son poco los pobres que le agarra It's not bad. And the opportunities are there. It's up to the person to choose them.

And there are few poor people who take them. And there are many people who want to live in poverty. And they stay there, complaining. And look at this.

A case of success. From Villavicencio to the world.

Of course.

No, from Modelia. From Castilla, my king.

Because I first lived in Castilla. Hey por que primero viví en Castilla

Nunca

De mierda

La verdad si de ni me to a ser honesta de toco valid aero no aprendiste un culo

ni mierda I'm learning to do a show. Exactly. I'm bad at tables. And I'm bad at tables. Exactly, but we're not going to do that. We're not the psychopunks who say, how much is this for that much? Are you shaved?

A little bit.

Perfect, then ask him the questions and he'll shave you. In a show that you'll be on when you grow up. But it's amazing that in order not to have educated you in schools and all that...

Going back to the topic, yes, no, I didn't graduate.

That's why.

I didn't graduate. I studied in normal schools, I studied until I was 11 years old, until I was 10 years old. In normal school, well...

But normal school for you is...

Normal school, I mean, it's not a public school. Private, yes. Ah, but private, not public. No, I also studied in public. No! Yes, it was called Pedagógico Marité.

So you are very regular.

Yes.

When did you acquire some kind of class and all that?

I didn't acquire it.

No, you look a little more stylized.

Because you can buy it, but yo sigo siendo la misma.

Ah, sigues siendo una niña. O sea, si te dan tragos, sigues haciendo el frutinho con...

Claro.

¿Con qué le he echado? ¿Chinchín?

¿Chirrinchi?

Con chirrinchi.

O sea, así eres.

No, yo siento que sí, pues no puedo dejar de ser quien soy. I can't stop being who I am. That I have other tastes now, and that I feel I can afford to buy some luxuries, doesn't mean I've stopped being the one I've always been and the one I'll always be. I'll always have the same essence. Like a nanny.

And maybe that's why December didn't work out?

No, because December was also black. Oh, really? Yes. And one of its reasons was that we're from very different worlds. Oh No, but... 10 years, I studied in a military school. My last school was a military school. And then, as I started working in parents and children, I had to start validating. I stopped studying from 11 years old to 13 so that I had the right age to be able to enter a validator. And then I started to validate,

and I didn't learn, I didn't understand, and I had to be the guides I had to be. And I graduated...

You had it clear because at the end you said, I can pay for that.

Exactly.

They helped me be the guides, the ones I didn't understand, especially the math ones. And I graduated like that, by the window. In fact, I don't even have a card. I don't know where they card, I don't know where it is. And I didn't study any career at the university. I dedicated myself to being an actress, which I didn't study either.

Everyone is like that. Damn lucky bitch. Are you very sure of yourself nowadays? It wasn't the same interview four years ago, you were more insecure.

In four years I will regret what I said in this interview because I think life is about a constant evolution and not being the same all the time. There are people who do prefer to be the same and everything is fine, like you, but I think we all live in a constant evolution because, even if it sounds weird,

we are always getting to know each other in different areas of life.

I just got a little bit of a headache, because I feel like I'm a classic.

And in these...

eight years, I've evolved, I've evolved. I'm a Nazi. And in these...

eight years, I've evolved, I've evolved.

Well, you're still doing the same show.

Eight years, not everyone can say that. You lasted so long in this shitty show. My parents and children.

Fathers and sons.

But it wasn't yours, this is mine. Well, my mom gave it to me.

No, it's your parents'.

It's your parents'. But thinking about that, I still do the same show, but in the same way of thinking. I don't want to change, you know?

And it's good for you?

For me it's super good, I'm still that person, correct, right?

Like...

Yes, yes, that the family should be this way. correct Como si que la familia de esta manera Mucho No Y porque no tienes una pareja no sé sabes que últimamente y eso sí creo que lo he cambiado mucho y que lindo que me lo preguntes nuestro programa pero

Pre me parece espectacular es como ok I've changed it a lot, and it's nice that you ask me. It's not your show, but...

But I think it's spectacular. It's like... Okay... It's just money, you know?

Ah, now you're asking if they only want you for money.

Yes, and...

Is it wrong that they only want you for money? No. Is that the only thing that matters to you?

No, it's super good, because it's worth it. I mean, it's still a bit of a drag, but... It's like, hey, you're in the kitchen, you have to do this, you have to set the table.

The horrible theme is going to change, but you know what my sexual fantasy is?

Talking about money.

Like, making love with a lot of money.

Guys, the show is over.

Thank you for coming.

I feel like...

Now that you mention money...

Like watering it down.

Like a mattress with a lot of money, 100 euros, 500 euros. I mean, for me it's like...

It's too basic.

A millionaire's dick.

Okay, okay, okay. No, I'm saying this because we're talking about money. No, but yes, but...

But I hope it's my money, not someone else's.

Okay, with your money, you say,

I mean, to be making love with my money.

With yours?

With mine.

Okay, and vote for the guy, and let him have it, or have it, and you tell him, I'll pay you, bitch. That's why I don't get attention.

Yes, that's why.

Oh, look, I don't know.

Or they get fucked. Sorry.

I don't know.

What would you say? Shut up, you idiot, it's my fucking money, and the guy hiding the money. Getting into the only pocket. Oh, sorry, this is go to shit, but... Literally.

No, no. What a shame, Cúres.

You're going to be thinking about me.

No, this is horrible, damn it.

Fuck.

I don't know.

Look, I've never thought about what I'd be doing with him.

I just want to... I just want to be signing on my money. I don't know what he's going to be doing, but I'd be doing with it. I just want to... I just want to be signing on my money. I don't know what I'll be doing with it, but I imagine it's my money.

That's it.

Okay, okay.

And don't you have the 40,000 cash that you sell daily to do that?

Sure, but I have the money in the bank. I'm not going to ask for it to be put in the bank's warehouse to fuck there.

Damn it. I'm going to go back to my house. I'm going to go back to my house. I'm going to go back to my house.

I'm going to go back to my house.

I'm going to go back to my house.

I'm going to go back to my house.

I'm going to go able to do it. Your mom is in the front. And my brother. Your mom, your brother, all of them. Your little brother, all of them.

My mom, my brother, my manager,

my makeup artist, all of them.

A good career has just ended.

Oh no, Candela.

No, but it was very good.

Hey, Lineage.

They're going to see my play anyway.

With spit and everything. With spit and everything.

I think this is going to sound like cliché, the ones that always ask questions, but the people watching, I think it's very important that you leave a message of that. I think there's an irresponsibility when they say, all dreams can be fulfilled.

No, it's shit.

Many of them won't be fulfilled. They must dream. No, it's mierda. A muchos no se les va a cumplir. Dejen de soñar. Pero en lo tuyo, tan guerriado, con tantas cosas de sacar empresa, de tener tres empresas, que te ha costado, no es lo mismo que dicen hoy en día, como, no. Es que mira, está acá, está parado. No, has sufrido, te has ido del país, has llorado,

has pedido perdonas. You've come back and your career changes year after year, right? And you mature in that sense. What can you tell people who are frustrated sometimes because some of their dreams or some of their ventures fall apart and you just said something like, yes, I'm pretty, funny, I don't know what, but it goes a little beyond everything you've done, right?

Yes, I think it has a lot to do with discipline, with the desire to move forward, but above all with faith. For me, everything is reduced to faith. Faith, whether it's believing in a God, believing in dreams, or believing in oneself. And I think, I'm sure that what has led me

to be able to fulfill what I have today and the dreams that I dreamed one day, so to speak, has been faith. Believing in myself, believing in what I am capable of, believing in what I am, really believing that I am funny, really believing that I have sparks, really believing that even though I have not studied, I don't have a cardboard, or because I'm an empirical actress, I believe in myself and in my talent.

And that has led me to star in a novel, to have my own brand, to be top 3 in Brazil with Nuevo Rico Nuevo Pobre. I think all of that influences a lot on the ability to believe in yourself. So the family doesn't believe in you, so the friends don't believe in you. Always believe in what you are capable of and in yourself. And if it's hard for us to believe in ourselves,

it's where we should start strengthening that muscle called courage. Courage to be able to fulfill our dreams or to leave those places that don't make us happy.

Well, all the bullying and all the shit, it's all over now.

Thank you very much.

Did you forget everything about the dwarf?

No, I didn't forget.

But you still know your friends. Chandas and Mundas, we'll see you in 8 days with more of Juanpi's Live Show. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. See you later, alligator. Bye. since 8 years ago. So, a big round of applause for everyone who is not here behind this show. And well, thank you all very much. Thank you very much for being here, for following this project of JuanPizLifeShow. We have an incredible month

of many artists who come to this country. You don't know what it is, thank you Angelito. You don't know what it is to not be a channel and not have the financial muscle of a channel and be every week getting guests calling, that come from outside, that others don cancel, for others to come in. It's been a huge challenge, but we're still very strong.

We have very, very, very big people coming. We've wanted to work on this dream, which is like a Juan Pizlai show, and it becomes a reference for Latin America, trying to show what each of the guests are, from the black comedy and from this evil character, for Latin America, trying to show what each of the guests are

through black comedy and this evil character. I thank Alina for coming, she's a great friend, a great actress, and I understand the humor and everything. And in the end, that's it. It's a way to laugh at ourselves.

This is a project that is created from something as important as humor, a powerful tool to leave a message about everything we shouldn't be. This is an invitation to that. Everything you see of this character, which was very cool today,

when I asked, are you like this? Or would you believe me? It seems wonderful that there are that people think this is wrong, because that's why the project was born. The bullying, the mockery, here we are all a project where we understand the joke we are making.

And the invitation is that now that they leave, they ask wonder why they are laughing and that they are normalizing what we want to show. This sexist, classist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic character. And everything that for me, as Alejandro Riaño and also as a Riaño Productions team that understands what we are doing here, is wrong. This is not a project...

Of course, all acts are political. The only act of sitting down and talking to someone is a political act, but it's a project that speaks more from the lack of humanity that we have as human beings. We are human beings and the least we have is humanity. It's a call to empathy, not to be this type of character.

It's a call to really build, to stop being so divided with this government, with the previous one, with those who follow, because everyone is still sticking with what is happening now. And as one never sees a light, and in the end one realizes that it is a completely messed up system that will never change. And that in the end they handle us with a finger and that everyone knows their truths, one or the other, wherever they come from. And that's not why we have to kill ourselves because someone thinks they're right.

Fighting because someone thinks they're right seems absurd to me. I think that what should flourish here and can sound a bit cliché is what I've been giving myself in all these years of playing a character that I hate but I love at the same time

because it has given me a great amplification to be able to give this message but I hate their way of thinking and I see them in many places and it bothers me and I grew up seeing them also in the privilege in which I grew up and it is not a criticism of the privileged person because there are privileged people who use that privilege for wonderful things, like there are privileged people who use that privilege

for bad things as we see today. And that's what we should try to change. And it's free, which is the most important thing. And change is in such simple things as a thank you, as a goodbye, as letting go,

letting people go, letting them believe that they are the center of the universe, letting them believe they are the owners of the world, the one who thinks he owns a company, and then, because he owns a company, he can treat people however he wants,

and he can try to trample people however he wants, because he thinks he has the power, because he has a slightly greater purchasing power. So it doesn't matter to the rest of the universe. It's giving thanks. It's there. It's free. That wonderful person who gets up very early to support their children, to give them a drink, all he's asking for is a thank you and nothing else.

And I think that's where the power of things is. From that, from a thank you. And it's free, it doesn't cost anything. So let's start changing the chip a little bit. That's the call we make. Thank you very much, Angelito. That's the call we always make from here. That's the call I've always wanted to make as a person,

as a human being, as a dad, because I understand my project. And at some point I started to carry a burden that I said was unnecessary, where there are people who tell me, now you don't speak, now you're quiet. No, that's not it. I have three children and I'm going to take care of them for the rest of my life. And I said, what is the need to expose them to something that will never change because of that shitty system of 10%.

Surely in a wonderful country where we live, everything we are as a country is screwed up. Because we are incredible, because we have a country in which I have never wanted to go, and I hope not to have to go ever. And here I will always be giving my all, criticizing those who use power badly. Because there are two ways to use power, and it is very simple, for good or for bad. Unfortunately, there are some people who use it for bad. A leader, I would believe, and not this one, nor the previous one, nor those who will come,

must unite, must sit down the different ways of thinking, center, left, right, and if the wills really existed, this would change, but the wills never exist because everyone has a business, and who do they divide us?

Us.

So it's absurd that we keep killing because everyone has a business. And who do they divide us from? Us.

So it's absurd that we keep killing each other. 213 years of history, of bloodshed, where we kill each other, centralists, federalists, liberals, conservatives, left, right, Petro Uribe. And there are still people who at lunch start talking about politics and end up giving themselves the jitter with some loved one

and stop talking to them because he thinks differently. I think that's where things have to be born, in uncomfortable conversations, in communication, in being able to sit down and talk, and in the end, being able to hug. It's incredible to see that there is a country that when the Colombian national team wins, sings the national anthem and gets super happy, but in the end we are killing each other. So the invitation is is to build here, with the performance,

be proud of the people who expose their talent, stop so much criticism, stop hiding behind a phone, criticizing, live, let live. Nobody lives in the shoes of the other, nobody puts on the shoes of each one,

nobody knows what it is to get up every week, zapatos del otro nadie se pone los zapatos de cada uno nadie sabe lo que es levantarse cada semana igual desde el privilegio que tengamos a tener un teatro a tener 80 personas al levantarse con las deudas que que algunos tendrán a vender cada una las boletas a estar acá decir y sonreír con todos los problemas que tengamos cada uno entonces dejemos tanta crítica dejamos de escondernos allá y empecemos a avanzar un poco más desde el amor como decían los virons todo lo que necesitamos We don't need to hide and start moving forward from love. Everything we need is love. It's very simple. We don't know what will happen tomorrow, we don't have a plan,

we don't want to be famous, we don't want to be multimillionaires. We want to leave a message and we do. I think that since Rio de Janeiro Productions, we have more and more sense sense, we can build. Sorry for being late. But thank you all for being here.

See you every weekend. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Thank you.

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