Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

Wow, wow, Wes.Okay, the U2 album, it was on everybody's phone.Phil was convinced that I downloaded that onto his car, because anytime he started his car, it played.And the album art was like a guy sucking another guy's dick.I don't know if you remember that.

No.

The album art of the album that they put on, that U2, it was a guy kissing a guy's stomach.Was it really?Yeah, of course, dude.That's U2.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.Huge information.Yeah.The YouTube movement.Yeah.And Phil thought it was me.

Now, some guys, not saying who, think.Metallica is not as good as you two.

Well, the original argument was November Rain versus Enter Sandman.November Rain, I would say.But we are talking about.Well, the original argument was about Prince.And then we all agreed.So we had to find a musician.

He's not that good.I'm like, bro, bro, I didn't say that.You do.He's not even that good.

He's not.He's not like everyone like jerks him off like he's some crazy guitarist.He's like just like every other shredder in the 80s.

You said he was in top 20.He's not 20.Yes.That was the beginning.That was my argument.

That's literally fair.

Genesis.That's we are.We settled the prince.

Not top 20 is a pretty fair fucking argument in terms of cars.

I don't think you had a song.

You have an argument there.

We entered into the argument of like if stuff's better musically as like a musician.And then we got into somehow enter Sandman versus Guns and Roses.Yeah.That had nothing to do with that conversation.It did.It sprung from it.

What are you talking about?Yeah.But it wasn't.You said enter Sandman isn't as good as November rain.I said, dude, enter Sandman.

You definitely entered November rain into the argument.

Yeah.Cause nobody would pick that.We're talking about enter Sandman.We didn't go from Prince to GNR.It was just a new thing.No, it was all the same.

It was a musical debate.

The debate was enter Sandman versus fucking what's it called again?November rain.

Yeah, exactly.And all the appeal to authority.There's no appeal to authority.They could neverhave seen Aguilera better than Santana.

You already, you already moving the goalposts all around.It's crazy.It's almost like a girl tactic.I don't see that.I don't see that.A good move in the debate or November rain.

Yeah.November rain's better.A better song.And her salmon.

I, I will say that last night I came in on the November rain camp.

Chris, you were out of your mind.

Pound for pound.

You were out of your mind.Enter Sandman's better.We listened to it.We listened to it.Literally, like, everything about it.Nate?

Nate heard it for the first time.The song's awesome.

Hold on.Nate, you heard it?

It's awesome.You heard that for the first time last night?Yes.

And then what happened when we played Enter Sandman?You heard it already, right?He doesn't even know that.Enter Sandman.Yeah.

You heard it a million times already.I wonder why.Yeah, that dude, that you're, you're, I, look, I love you.I don't want you to go back into those really murky waters you were in last night.

Guys, we've already covered this.True.Guys.

Yo, he, for real, he was blown away.Sandman.Nate was blown away by November 8th.What gives a fuck?Anderson, man, Nate butt fucks it.Thinks Lupe is better than Kanye.

Yeah.Yeah, you do.You, you did until I took you to that fucking concert.Yes or no?Yes or no?Yes or no?

Yes or no?Yes or no?Yes or no?Guard dog?Guard dog?Guard dog?

He loves Lupe.Backpack rap.

I love Lupe.

I love Lupe.

He's one of my goats, but Kanye is the best.I was about to make everybody mad and say Kanye's better than The Beatles.Nice mic drop.

Sick mic drop.

Kanye better than The Beatles?You got a better argument than U2 over Metallica.U2 over Metallica.That was the second argument.U2 over Metallica.

U2 over Metallica.That's the most insane argument.Look, I'll take my love.That's literally like the most...I was riding high from November rain.I don't like Metallica.

I don't like Metallica either.either.And then not that much.

Like I don't ride.Who's a girl now?Who's a girl now?Who's a girl now, dude?I had a screaming and crying last night.I picked a horse.

You screamed and cried last night about Metallica.

I went to bed like a man. I said, I'll let the little boys handle this.I backed a bad horse.I was like, dude, you two's probably better than Metallica.We went track by track.

Fuck Judas.I literally saved you on the beach.I literally pulled you off the beach.By the way, if you think we have teams, if you don't think I'm just sitting back and enjoying this, I mean, I understand the truth.Is anybody saying November rain ever answer?Sandman is a fool and public boys.

I'll take the entire world like the edges.

All the times he was dressed in a crowd.A lot of times fools are fucking retards.And get pushed onto the ground and everyone goes, shut up fool.Remember when Mariano Rivera ran out to November, right?No, no, no, no, that's right.Remember when uh guys I can't believe Remember yo in Virginia Tech when they run out of tunnel, you know the entire hundred thousand stadium jumps Hey, I swear to God it comes pretty close after after a goal and that's a cool application crowd up is great, but as a You can listen to it in your car while you're driving.

You can do all kinds of stuff.That's one specific thing for a song to be used for.November Rain, so many different kinds.How come the musicians agreed?They were led, by the way.How come the musicians that we will not name?

Two out of one.Two for one.Two for one.Nate, first time listener.November rain blew him away.He didn't choose.

Yes, he did.I mean, if we put on Enter Sandman for the first time ever, he heard it a million times already.It would have blown his fucking mind.I don't think it did.

He would have been literally one of the Russians taking his uniform off and being on someone's shoulders going, Guys, people like different stuff.Nate doesn't like that's where the argument goes.People like different stuff is the end of the argument.

Yeah, that's where it went.

Then we can agree that we can.

Then you said edges a better guitarist and I immediately took that back.Disgusting.That was a hail Mary.I was, I was really sweet.

And you guys, you didn't take it back.You guys were like, what about Britney Spears and Carlos Santana?What the fuck you guys?

I said the edge one, I did a compilation and mid thing went, fuck, this sucks.Took it back immediately.You went, They're better because more people listen to it.I said, whoa, Bill.I said, now I got him where I want him.I said, Bill, that's how you're losing this.

I can't believe you're losing this argument.

He was.

You're losing a U2 versus Metallica argument.I'm not.

By his own logic, U2 is technically better because they have more records or whatever.

They have more records.It's literally hard to lose this argument.

I know.U2 is the whole point.He was on the break, and he wouldn't admit it.I admit it when I'm wrong.I go, fuck.Some may argue why climb the highest mountain.

Why does U2 beat Metallica?Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

God, I could've went with Sabbath.

I could've went with Sabbath.Matt, you wouldn't have an argument with Sabbath.We would agree with.

Yeah, yeah, true.We're not, we're not guys that go remember Coldplay.They're better than Metallica.You said Coldplay rocks.Coldplay does rock.Coldplay does rock.

They rock.

But you too.Come on.

I said, if we were going to things, if we're going by the record,and they sell we're just gone by what's best That's not doing his argument.What's that?You said Carlos Santana Britney Spears, but I said you said that last night brother like a woman I was like Like a woman, you look at me.You're a fucking liar.

Like a woman, you look at me and you were like, edge is better than Kirk Hammett.And I was like, dude, that's just not true.I put you in the dirt on that.

And then you were like, what about, uh, your eyes started darting around.Not true.I looked at that one.Fuck.This guy sucks.This guy sucks.

And then I said the whole thing, my whole argument was like, You were based on appeal to authority.And I said, you were saying you too, they're the most appeal to authority band in the fucking world.They're on everybody's.They're making money.The whole way I was saying is musically.I was like, they're better musicians than Metallica.

And I died on that Hill.Cause I fucking Bono against fucking a Hetfield.You think Bono is a better singer than Hetfield?Well, it depends on who has more range.Now you're getting field.Like, I guess, you know, the master master sleep.

He every dude, every one of his songs sounds like and Bono fucking weirdly whispers into the mic.Bono has more of a vocal range and he doesn't.

He literally does.He does.And then he said edge over fucking.

And I really laughed.And as soon as I saw the compilation, you said.Yeah.And Sagan, Britney Spears are better than Carlos Santana.You got to live with that.

You were trying to get, well, yes, by those metrics, I believe I walked that back.

You got to take my else.You have to take that out.I'll answer it.Yes.And flop on that.We almost lost the worst debate of all time.

The reason it got to there, because I said, dude, they're just better.It's not even competition.And you guys are like,but why?But why?

I was like, you said they're better than Carlos Santana.I was getting double card revoked.

No, you can't.Also in the middle of double teaming, you were taking The O 'Connor man was a wild card too.He would just hop in and scream.Don't look at me like that.I know, you had your own argument.You were arguing O 'Connor versus Chris.

Just so you know, you were arguing alone against no one.You were sitting at the bar, you would look over with your white eyes and your red face and you would go...Yeah, there we go.Holy shit.I forgot Chris was here.It was a different conversation.

I know you were having your own.It was a different conversation.I supported O 'Connor.It's in the bullpen.You were having your own battle.This is a misrepresentation.

O 'Connor was in the bullpen.And you always do this.Anytime I talk about Prince, you hijack it.And you take it too far.

I didn't take it too far.I said there was 2 ,000 artists that I believe are better than Prince.That's taking it too far.

Yeah, that's false.

And I began to name them.

I started in the year 2000.

I was just working through the top 1 ,000 from 2000 to 2009.

All I said was Prince is not top 10.And then my only ally in the argument is always you.And you jump in and you say, he's not top 2 ,000.Then I got to go.Fuck.Now I gotta ride with this guy.

He's like, Creed better than Prince.And I gotta go.Am I wrong?Creed fucking bangs.311 better than Prince.And I gotta go.

You've had the fight too many times.

I know the battle.I've listened to every single one of Prince's songs now.

I've had this battle that many times.I know, but that's what makes you gun shy.You know what I mean?That's why you say he's outside the top 10.And I'm telling you, there are bigger.

It's worse than that.You think he's not top 2000.I don't think so.Matchbox 20 year prints.

Okay.It's easy matchbox 20.

This is where we're wrong.You're wrong about that.How?Because Prince is better than Matchbox 20.By what metric?Every single possible metric.

No.

There's not one metric.Hits?Hits, songs?Yes.

You think Prince has?

Yes, we could look at billboards, top hit songs.

Now we're back to the popularity thing.Well, you just said hit songs.

See what happens when they start dancing around.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Time out for one second.

Time out for one second.Call time out.You literally just said hit songs.

Yeah, yeah.And then I said, can you take me out of this?Hit songs.

This.And you said, now you're bringing up hit songs.

No, no, no, that's not what I said.

Okay, let's do it again.I was saying hit songs.

I'm talking about songs that they've made that you like genuinely love listening to.

That's the definition of a hit song?

Yeah, like Matchbox 20, I think, has like hit songs that you would like play.

A hit song?Yeah.So a popular song.That's what a hit song is. I guess.

I didn't mean it that way.I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it in the, in the like, a billboard, billboard topping, bangers.

No, but a hit song.Yeah, we're gonna have to.We're gonna have to get here again.But that's fine.We'll be playing for a couple seconds.

Yeah, yeah.

But I love that.I love that argument.Name a hit song.You mean like a Billboard top 100?No, you're bringing up hit songs.

No, no, I mean like a, you know.You mean bangers by bangers.

So it's push you around.

I wanna push you.What other?Oh.Yeah.

Santana and matchbox 20 of them.That lab was nasty.

Rob Johnson or is it Rob Johnson?

Rob Thomas.Rob Thomas.

Yeah.I met him one time backstage.I snuck backstage.

I'm a big game of love fan too.I always saw Rob Thomas looked like the guy who collectsguy's dick off in Game of Thrones.

He does look exactly like him.Doesn't he look exactly like him?

I can't.You know he's Spud.Spud, Rob Thomas, and the guy who cuts the guy's dick off in Game of Thrones.

I feel like he looks more like Game of Thrones.Different stages of their lives.You know that guy's had an incredibly brutal life.Rob Thomas?Rob Thomas had like the worst life ever.I've read his Wikipedia.

You can hear it in his music.No, he got, he had like a really fucked, he had a very fucked up, horrible, terrible life.More than I can hear it in the press.Yeah, no, but Prince is a genius.I think he had like a terrible, like horrible home life.Genius.

And then he like, he started a band, that never worked out for a long time.It just like, hey guys, you had a tough time.

No, I was listening to, he was a sexual deviant.No, I never said that.

Oh, he said sexual deviant.

Sexual deviant.

No, he just said it.If you read his Wikipedia, it's like an unbelievably horrible story.He tried to start a band and it didn't go so good.

I think he got, like, fucked by a manager.He just had, like, hardship after hardship after hardship.

He's talking about Prince, not Rob Thomas.Rob Thomas.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's talking about Rob Thomas.Rob Thomas isn't a sexual deviant.

It was good.

I love a good sport though.That was good sport.Nothing fires me up.

People seem to get mad at me every time.

It's fun.

I delight in.It's fun.I delight it.I love it.I love seeing guys get going like that.

I entered the argument last night laughing.I was having a good time and then I got sucked into it.Next thing I knew I was having a good time.It took me an hour and a half to fall asleep fully caffeinated.You were caffeinated though.I know.

And the conversation kept going.Next thing I knew, I was just like, you twos.I love you too.

I was going to sleep.Like, how did that happen to me?I told myself it would.work.

I got sucked in.I know.Huh?

Text the group chat.Yeah.No more arguing.Yeah.Shane's Thanos.I love he's inevitable.

is somebody who's going to, if you, if you're on a beach trip, there's going to be a blowout argument.Now that was nowhere near sand sand.That was nowhere near salmon.That was the real salmon.

O 'Connor almost got physical on that one.Did not almost scared my dad.

You don't, I didn't see you were dominant.He was scared when he got bored him maybe, but I remember him going, I filmed it.I have, you were domineering over while you're screaming.No, I wasn't.I was on the other side of the counter.You walked over.

I remember everything from the last few trips.I do remember that.I do remember you.And you know that I remember everything.You did domineer over him.

You stood over him and you were like, I'll give it to you.I have a degree.

I said that from the other side of the counter.

No, no.You walked over him.

When I said that I don't care who your uncle is or whatever.

No, I remember there were two chairs.

Real quick.It kept going, my uncle works for Halliburton.

No, my uncle doesn't work for Halliburton.Please don't say that.I don't know.

No, the owner's house, Spade was talking about.Halliburton came up.

Spade was talking about Halliburton and how they get oil out of the ground.I will say those hunks.Nothing to do with the sand argument.Those hunks that were this fucking halibut and shit they were bringing up.The hunks that were giving us our umbrellas.

Yeah.

They're pouring a lot of water on that pole.

Well, they're digging deep.Down to what do you think?

What was the argument with the sand?

Compacted sand.

Yeah.If you pour water on sand, does it get stronger?Weaker.

Stronger.

Weaker.

Here's Here's part of the argument that you're messing with the sand argument Chris was filling up a single bottle of water Remember everything what how do you build a wet sandcastle?

What do you mean like we do a drippy castle?that's way different than just a pile of dry sand.It's the same thing.There's just water in it.So it doesn't absorb.It just hold water, gets trapped between it.

Pretty much.I mean, it's sand's like one of the smallest fucking.It's like rock.

No one said it absorbed.Chris, does it hold together better?

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.And Chris, can I ask?It's pretty simple.It's pretty simple.You pour you pour water on sand.What happens to it?

It does go here.

Yes, sure.Chris, can I ask you something?It's not rocket science, and I had to have this battle for fucking five hours.Chris, can I ask you something?Halliburton comes up.Chris, Chris, can I ask you something?

3 a .m.3 a .m.is a great Matchbox 20 song.Push.

Push.Push.Hold on.Can I ask you something?Yeah.You're telling me you were not filling up water in a water bottle.

It was a bigger water bottle.

It was bigger.

And then when this went down the pole, All the water fucking expanded the hole and pushed the hole out more.No, I compacted the sand with my foot and then I poured water on top of that and then I compacted it again.

Water does something to sand for sure.Yeah.Yes.But it's not worth filling this up.

But at the at the where we were on the beach, it also kept the umbrella from tipping over.

No one gives a fuck about that.It was the umbrella.

OK.It was pouring water onto the beach.

No one gives a fuck about the result.You get the.They just they kept talking to you.Thankless job.You can't you can't build the foundation on sand.All this stuff that I never was even talking about.

It was exhausting to open because it does.Water does something to sand.

I not tonight.Yeah, but this was zero wet sand.This is pouring a tiny bottle of water.

It was slightly wet.It was not like soupy.

It's not soupy sand.I know, but you were tying...

Yeah, I'm almost making it sound soupy.

Chris, you're saying I should have been putting more water.Yes, more water would have been fine.This was nothing.If you walk up to that beach right now, you would have done the same thing.

If I put a big bucket of water on it, you go, it's too much water.It's soupy.And Chris, I supported it.I actually stayed out of this argument.I was delighted to watch it happen.

Because I remember when you were filling up one of these in the ocean.Now all of a sudden the bottle got bigger.We got a case of big waters for the first time ever.I remember everything from Beach Trip 1.It was literally a water bottle.It was 100%.

It was not.It was Chris.Chris.Chris.Chris.Chris.

And you guys are also changing the army.You were saying water does nothing.I didn't say that.It's not going to help.

I never said that.It's not walking back and forth.I never said that once.30 minutes.

That's how long we were at the beach today.You think it took 30 minutes to get to the water and back?Yeah, that's the real argument.The situation is I'm at the top of the beach here.Dry, dry, dry.We're at the top of the beach here.

Powdery dry is completely powdery dry.Yeah.Chris is sticking one of these bottles, without a doubt, into the ocean and I'm sitting next to Spud.We're down by the ocean and Spud goes, that's not gonna do anything.And I was like, you should tell Chris.Cause I knew the second he tells Chris.

We got a ball game.Then once Chris, it's my favorite moment of beach trip, Chris with, with a bottle of water in the ocean that he's going to walk back up to the umbrella to pour on the base of the umbrella.He goes, Oh yeah.Okay.Why is that?As soon as I went, Oh, we got it.

Now I got, I'm glad that you said that.

Cause it's not going to do anything is the argument.It's a, it's well then, then the opening statement was, water's not going to do anything.

I look at Spud, I say.I'm gonna leave you guys gonna be arguing about something else in one hour Came back.We're talking about Halliburton building sand We're arguing about that where the water table is we're arguing about Emmett now the truth is Chris you are right in my opinion This is my opinion.Yeah that that would help pack the same.Yeah if you weren't pouring more than this and walking back and forth, which is a giant waste of time.We both know today's different.

We were talking about that from last beach trip.We know the hurricane.

We know the hurricane when we were here.The way the things move.It's like now I'm filling up a thimble.I'm walking two miles back and forth.It's like unbelievable.It's 20 feet away.

You're right.

You're right.

It was an office.It was an office water cooler.It was a water bottle.It was gigantic.And it was torn on it.Packed it down.

It did work.

Chris, you're right.You're right.Matchbox 20 is better than Prince.

You were filling up a 50 gallon fucking bottle of water.Extremely honest.I'm glad you were pouring it out.You were also squeezing it as hard as you can and crinkling it up.

You squeezed it and crinkled it.

And it was one of these water bottles.

I mean, that's in real time changing.I mean, this bill is going to have a crinkle.I give you a mental picture.All right.I got bill on my side.He goes, just so you know, you're crinkling it.

I got to go.Yeah, you're fucking crinkling it.

That affects the ability to be filled up again.

I'm just, no, I'm just saying like, that's where you were getting a little water bottle like this and filling it up.It wasn't any bigger than this.It was this big.

So I gotta be saying not enough water.

It was a futile effort.It was just completely useless.It was completely useless.

Just enjoy the beach.It was useless.Other than the fact that it works in theory, it would have worked.

You had to keep doing it with or without this.

I got all I got.They ran the gamut.The wind stopped, like all this stuff.They just couldn't admit that it worked.

You think the water worked?Yeah.Yeah.You think pouring this amount of water on the base of an umbrella?

Yeah, many times.It was back and forth.Yeah.

Maybe three.You gave up because you know it was ridiculous.Well, I got caught in the middle of an argument.I couldn't keep, but you did.I didn't stop.How many times do you think you went?

You had to keep doing it because it wasn't, I would say, I would say at least seven to 10.

You think you did seven to 10 trips?

It's not that far.

It's not that far.It was a long beach.Also, Chris, would you tell me you took 10 trips?

I think easy.

You think you took 10 trips?You think I wouldn't in the face of this?

Why did you have to take 10 trips?Someone goes, that's not going to work.You don't think I'm doing 10 at least?10 trips.But why did you have to take 10 trips?I talked about it for six hours.

I'm going to make more than three trips.Did the umbrella stay after the water?Yes.Why did you have to do all those trips?It stood before the water as well.Oh, OK.

It didn't.It didn't.It didn't.It fell over, almost got blown away.

Almost.Yeah.You said it.

Well, Phil caught it.Phil caught it.Phil caught it.Phil caught it before it blew away.

Why did you have to keep filling it up and be sure your podcast is nuts?

Well, I had to.It's a great surround.

It's the greatest country.We're back to this.

Somebody wake spot up, please.What was your favorite part from the trip of the trip?

I swear to God, the argument last night was probably my favorite.Really?I love it.I love a fucking beach, a beach argument.Yeah, my favorite.I like probably having a catch with my friends.

Stingray having a catch with my stinger catches.Nice.Yeah.But the stingrays jumping.That was crazy.I thought they were.

so great where I flutters.

I wish those guys caught on I also there was a really great moment and I experienced this personally but because there's a lot been a lot of like F -15s and stuff flying over we saw Chinook that was pretty cool Chinook was nice and then There was a pack of four, what I thought were Navy planes, Air Force planes ripping down the beach.

Turns out there's just pelicans, just four pelicans.

Nate thought it was a duck.They do it every day.It was great.

They literally thought the pelican was a duck.That was probably my favorite moment.A pelican laying in the water and Nate goes, yeah, that's a big ass duck.God damn it.Trying so hard not to be racist.

I liked watching Nate enjoy the beach.

Nate enjoying the beach is very nice.

Nate's might be pure salt life now.You think he's solid?I was watching the salt life gears changing.

He loves it.He sat down and pissed in front of a family.

Family photo.Nate's sitting, taking a piss in one fucking foot of water.

That's salt life, dude.That is solid.That is solid.

It's an inch of water.Could have been more obvious.Families were probably texting their friends like these fucking Somalis.

How do they figure out?Dude, did you know that this place is where they filmed Truman Show?Yeah, you're saying that.It's fucking crazy.Yeah, it makes sense.

I don't know.It makes sense.Yeah, dude, you said I was like, yeah, it makes perfect sense.That's crazy.That is pretty nice.Just shift gears.

True.It's a good gear shift.This is a wild, this is kind of a wild town.It's cool and very cool.

It's cool.We like it here.

Yeah, true.Yeah.Well said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We won't get, we won't say where it is.

Don't worry, I'll defend you.

Yeah, it's more popular dude.I think Britney Spears is better than Full Game.

I defend you.Had him on the ropes.The track by track was devastating.You swore.The track by track was devastating.I lied.

Listen on the beach and just go and track by track and being like, it's domination.There's no comparison.What's that?Agamemnon.How do you say his name?

Agamemnon.

That is Metallica.That was the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life.That's where I jump off the train.I don't like Metallica like that.I don't think they're that.If you were to just go all bands of all time, they are just, in my opinion, they're not that good.

Who's better at Prince?Everyone's got opinions, bro.I would say, well, you're back to your other part.Now you're Britney Spears over Santana.I would go to my town.Yeah, I would genuinely.

But I really don't like I don't like metal.That's the thing for me.It's tough.I don't know.But I mean, you can even you don't like him.You still have to pick them.

But yeah, they have more songs that I like.OK, this is kind of a slammer and Prince, obviously.Yeah.But what you now we're talking sub top like sub 50.What do you say?He's been three 15.

You literally need to listen to kill them all.

What do you say?He's saying that if you could bench 315, you would like Metallica.

There's way better metal for lifting, dude.Kill them all, bro.I'm sorry.Metallica's like, it's kind of soft for metal.Metallica's kind of soft for metal.It is, dude.

It just is.Deftones, real lifters, Deftones.Come on, bro.Hey, look, you want to be so Cal, so bad.You want to be so good, so bad, bro.

Deftones, IA, Guilty as charged.

Guilty as charged.I'm a Mighty Mighty Ballstones guy.

They rock.

I'm just saying Metallica, I don't think is in the pantheon of like the greatest of great bands.They're they're super successful.Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow.Put them there.Put them there.And then we did rush it.

We use them to do Russia.You are coming up with CIA.

Put them there.

No, I didn't.That was a fact.Why did the CIA selected?

Why did the CIA put them there?

Someone was telling me that literally on the beach.So who said that?Drunk Chris said that to you.I said that, yeah.

And he just made that up.Well, I think that he did.I think he said it.I think he's on to something with that.No, I mean, it's a fair choice.We brought the bands to Moscow.

Obviously, the CIA probably did that.Exactly.

They're kind of, I said before, they're responsible for the Ukraine war.

If you want to foment unrest in a communist society.What do you do?

You drop what there?

You enter the Sandman.

You go, fellows, I know you guys, what do you think of the Eastern Bloc?And then you said, Bulls on Parade would probably do just as good as...I'm saying there was a bunch of bands.

Yeah, and the TV radio is the rap.The rap part would have kind of blew it.

Yes, it would.

But there was other bands that could have rocked Moscow.That was a captive audience.

So other bands, other bands did do that.Who else rock?It was a bunch of bands did that concert.Who was it?But I'm a serious man.Enter Sandman was the moment it was.

They met the moment.

Yeah, I think Sabbath was on that.Really?I think a bunch of bands.Russians are metal.It's organic.Russians are metal.

But when you put Metallica, Enter Sandman in Moscow, That rocked.

I've said before, that video rocks.I promise I challenge anyone to find me a better concert moment than that.I mean, historically, it's amazing.

So that puts them, in my mind, in the pantheon of rock titans.Yes, obviously.Has to.

Dude, in terms of bands I could put on, I'd be like, damn, these guys rock.I can listen to all their songs.You listen to two Metallica songs, you're done for a month.

Bench 350.Come on, dude.

I don't know, man.They got some good ones.

That's nasty.

Nothing else matters.

We can do the presidential fitness test right now on.Yes, I'd whoop that ass.I don't run.That's my power.I'll run.I'll talk.

I'll talk.We can swim.Nothing.We can run.We can swim.

You do a lot of stuff.I don't run from nothing.

I'm just saying, dude, I'm just saying, like,

If I listen to you do I'm sprinting like this I I'm not an 82 concert.

You're going to go, Oh my God, there's a moth.

You listen to Metallica, you go, dude, somebody's entering my house.I'm going to fall.And then kill myself.Now, if you listen to Metallica, you say, fuck, someone's in my apartment.

What the fuck?

You say, I'm going to stand my ground in my apartment.

Mom, dad, get down.You got to go to school.I just don't think that video is sick.And that video was the first time I sort of got, I went, damn, it's fucking kind of rocks.

Yeah.But that's it for me.

It's like if I'm chilling, the last thing I'm thinking about is putting on all James Hetfield in large, nobody, nobody children.

If you're chilling and popping Metallica, you are a fucking weird for sure.

But it's designed for what it's like being like road to my fireworks.It's fireworks.You're like, I'm not going to chill and just light off a fucking firework.

If you're a beast, of course, you're not.

Honestly, the exact correlation of the same guys who chill and put on fireworks and go, I'm going to let a firework at 245 in the afternoon.

But when you need fireworks, you go, bro, that's fireworks.

I think now we're talking about lifting rap.I think rap's better for lifting Metallica.I'm going to get pumped.I'm going to rap.I can't listen to rap anymore.

It's because you, you're like rotted to the core with racism.

It's gotten so deep.It's just, it's gotten so deep.Till I Collapse on the lifting playlist.You're not doing Till I Collapse?No.Come on, bro.

I'm not a real slim guy.Come on, dude.Nah, Till I Collapse.You keep doing pH. I'm not doing any pH. He is doing pH. The 350 was not working for you.

Rap stopped probably 20..25.I was just like, man, when were you benching three 15?

You're trying to get off the floor.

I would say three years ago maybe.

You did the PAs first.I'm just firing back.

I'm just here.Pure USDA.I'm just here.No chips on this table, but poker's being put in.

The only reason I left is for Oklahoma drills.

We'll do Oklahoma drills, and that's the fitness stuff.Come on.

That's what you do.You do a band with this wide and go, I could beat you with that.It's like, cool.What?I'm talking, let's run the gamut.Let's do the Olympics running the game.

I'm talking about, let's go fucking crazy.Let's spread it out.Let's go.Let's go.You have dude Prince.

You're talking to me right now.You have someone who's so on your ass and you have no idea.Hoss is like the Russian and Rocky right now.Just came third place in a bodybuilding competition.That's your true enemy.Not my enemy.

We built him, built each other up.

I'm not like, I wouldn't go tear.I wouldn't go tear Russia apart.He burned off just one of my building houses a man.He shredded.

I'll still be on the beach.That's crazy.Hello.

You threw the PAs.I didn't know any PAs.You did throw PAs first.You started the 315 bench when you're losing an argument that bad.It's crazy.You lost that argument so bad.

What?

You blew it, dude.It was Metallica versus U2.And I heard you losing it.Chris, I heard Chris jumped in screaming.I had to call downstairs and say, what the fuck is going on?

I was behind enemy lines.You went to sleep.Yeah.You retreated.

No, I went upstairs.I went upstairs.Don't ever hit me again, dude.Don't ever hit me.You hit me again.Now listen, that's twice now.

I'm going to join man.We're going to literally shave your head.We're going to fucking humiliate you.I'll fucking kill myself.You will.You will.

Don't make me join man, dude.We'll make you die.

Go ahead.

I went upstairs, and I laid down nice And I heard screaming downstairs, and I was like I'll say it's a lot of people that was it was unbelievably loud talking loudly like he was screaming.Once I heard the kiss man, once I heard the kiss man go from the bar to the couch, dude, I was like, yeah, I had to call him though.

What's the situation?

I would call down.

I called out his go.

Yeah.What the fuck are you screaming about?He goes, okay, this is what I'm saying.Is you to a guitar forward band?

And I was like, yo, it's my favorite argument I've ever heard.

That almost got you out of the room.

I almost came downstairs at 1 a .m.

Someone going, you do is not a fucking guitar forward band.And somebody else being like, fuck you pussy.

That's what I love, dude.

My favorite part was genuinely pull up the compilation.I have no idea of it.You pulled it up.I go, here we go.Check it out.And it was just like.

Come on edge.

And I even jumped ahead.It was like, fuck.

That made me laugh.I was like, damn it.I was just assuming.I'm like, this guy's got a shred.I didn't realize the edge had solo projects.

Oh, really?

There's actually fire.I listen to the edge all the time.

You think, you know, me, dude, I stay edging.Yeah, that one, that really sunk my battleship.I was like, cat fuck.Is it acoustic or is it?It's just like top 10.You would think like top 10 moments.

Shred, shred, shred.Dude, I pulled the first one on was for real.Like just a try.It was like a D chord.Like I'm like, okay, fuck, here we go.Hit again.

And it was just like, he, it was just bad.Did he have the yellow, like translucent Oakley's on or?

No, that's Bono.That's Bono, bro.I thought the Edge did that too.I think he just had Sonny's.Bono would not allow him to wear.Yeah.

Right.He'd be feeding the world.He'd be like, actually, that's my thing.Back up.

I just sending pictures of you two to the group.If you Google pictures of you two, you go, these are literally the lamest dudes of all time.Coldplay butt fucks you too.They've been disqualified.

Their last album, they had emojis in the title of their last album.

I swear to God.

Track for track, track for track.

Coldplay recently sounds like you too to me.Early Coldplay, I go, all right, I fuck with that.

Coldplay's been you too anymore.Did you ever listen to Coldplay's newest, newest album?

Yeah, every day.

I actually probably listen to it the most out of anyone here.It's real funny.You listen to it, you're like, whoa.

Pick your phone up, dude.Six.

Yo, listen to you.The edge.Oh, you can't.It's always a worthy man.

It's magnetic to the fucking table.It's a magnet.Oh, here you go.Oh, yeah.

Oh, you were like the Under Armour cold gear, like cap, like headcanon.I don't know anything about you.

That's my problem.

I argued for them and I don't know much about them.

I honestly forgot the guitarist's name.

I don't think it's the edge.It's just edge.Yeah.If you say the edge, it's uncouth.

Yeah.

Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you, African roots.Man, let's switch gears and just get good time.

What's going on in the world?It's a funny place.A victory.I have no idea what's going on.

doesn't matter.

I was in the wall.And this fucking kid was low balling on Facebook marketplace and hit him with, can we buckle down and get serious?And it's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.That's nice.What was he trying to buy you?No idea.

Pick up trash.

Yeah.

We buckled down and get serious on this.It's also what I do.I just hit marketplace and haul on it.What are you getting on marketplace?Nothing.I just look at it like porn.

Yeah.Dang.That's dad.You got dad's jeans.I know.He stays on marketplace.

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Yeah.

Would you go mind and body San Jose?Please come.It's coming August.I think it's next weekend.Yeah, maybe.I don't know.

August 6th and 7th, I believe.San Jose, California.Please come.Please come.

Charleston, South Carolina.August 7th or 8th.No.

Oh yeah, it's the same weekend.It's the same weekend.

August 7th or 8th.We'll find it.Here we go.August 8th, Charleston.O 'Connor's good.What are you up to over there?

I'm looking at the edge.

Let me see the edging.

Let's see this guy.Look at him.

Dude.He doesn't look like a douchebag.

I thought it was Under Armour.I thought it was a Cold Cure.That's Matt's next look.But he actually just has the thinnest beanie of all time.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.He's a legend in the pub.I take it back.Edge is a fucking man. I haven't seen him in a while.He does look sick as fuck.I'm back with him.

Yeah, now that's good, but what are you involved into?

Fuck, I didn't know he was going to be such a beast.Bono's so gay.Yeah, feed the world.

I literally don't like Bono.As a dude, you know, this man, you two over Metallica is nuts.

I'm saying whatever I listen to, I swear to God, if I had to do you twos hits like the two songs that I like versus Metallica, I would genuinely pick the two song one.I still haven't found what I'm looking for.Yeah, there's my way to you two songs.But I like one one.Streets have no names.Treats out.

They played on the beach.You kind of stonk on the beach.Yeah, we, we, we won.

You can't listen to you two under attack.

Yeah, true.It's a private matter.

You can't listen to Metallica under attack.I will.Yeah, it's, it's literally fighting your interlocutors.Yeah, that's true.

Chris.going from sitting on the beach blasting for whom the bell tolls during a thunderstorm at night on the beach in Florida lighting I'm with you like crazy I'm with you going inside and hearing people say you two is better I mean what are we talking about it's gonna ruffle your feathers what do we do Nate you were out there for that it was incorrect I was playing Sunday bloody Sunday during that it was a Man, that's a big -ass duck.

I mean, realistically, I was inside the horse all night.

You were in the horse?

I was in the horse all night until once the sun went down, I broke out of the horse.

What did I tell you today?What?When you and I stood on the beach and I said, I'm Agamemnon.And I said, tonight, tonight, we leave the horse.I was in the horse.We were on the beach.

I said, don't worry, we're going to get them tonight.And what did we do?I know.

Can you admit?

Yo, I'm Odysseus.I'm Odysseus.Can you admit?

No.

I'm Odysseus in the horse.

Can you admit we got him in the night?I felt the horse.Hold on.

Did we burn Troy tonight?We burned Troy.

Yeah.We burned Troy.Troy's burned.We burned Troy.I'll concede, I lost on the beach.You lost on the beach.

We burned Troy.However, November 8th, better than Enter Sandman.November rain is, I would still argue that's better than - Troy's burnt, brother.You almost lost, bro.You almost lost the easiest argument of all time.

You know how many soldiers almost die on that horse waiting for it?

You get drunk in Detroit.I will say, look, I can see that loss.I can see that loss.I was pissing in the horse and shit.I can see that loss, but - I just think dialogues like this are really important to me, actually.You love YouTube.

That's a YouTube.Guys, can we just admit, dialogues like this is what the country needs.People just come together.Hey, I know we don't agree on everything.It doesn't mean I don't like you as a person.

Hunter McCusker.

Throw Billy's clips.

Why are you such a fucking nuts?For real, you're Hunter Biden, dude.

of my kids friends are listening to me talking.I'm just trying to get a hand around.I'm trying to figure out what it's about.

That's crazy.I know we're talking Gavin now, but APAC.Wow.I never even thought of that.That's interesting.It's interesting.

It's interesting that you say that.

2020.I saw a dude down here with the Trump 28, 28 flag.That's powerful.That's literally last month.You have to be the dumbest fucking guy alive.

I mean, he's there with two knives.It's like, it's like the third floor balcony to the ground.Oh yeah.

He was there last time we were here.Yeah.

No, no.There's another guy that he has 2028.I don't know.He had just said, you know, it was it was it's Trump.I guess 250 years.Then it's thank you.

Boomers are hard on the 250 love right now.It's wild.I've never seen 250 loves sick.They were also there for the bicentennial, too, which is sick.

I do love 250 to 50.

This is low.You got to put a sticker on your car.My dad put a fucking sticker on everyone's car, 250.

And you got to get a SOB sticker.Now it is. I might get a terrorist hunting permit.South of the border.Tara's hunting permit.

Still being Trump build is nice.They lost all their swag.Trump dogs.

What?

Yeah.

No, just like trying to get us into wars.It's like Tara's hunting permit was sick.Now they got nothing.They were they were coming off.They're fine.

Also, you know, they should have done is taking a break from war.That would have helped.They've like chilled for a little bit.Maybe you could get stirred back up if you're in war all the time.You're like, oh, God damn it.Here we go.

Yeah, that's a great thing.I never thought of it like that.And that's why we had to have.I mean, it's just.really important.

It is important to have conversations.Hope in the streets, you crazy bastards.Praise be to Allah.Hit him with a fucking Tyson.Praise be to Allah.It's crazy.

I want to eat his children.Praise be to Allah.It's Easter.What the fuck are you talking about?Was Tyson Muslim?Tyson became Muslim for a minute.

That's sick.He was fired up.Damn, that's real nice.

Lennox Lewis.I want to eat your children.

Lennox Lewis jabbed him to death.Lennox destroyed him.He did.Can't forget the equation.

I forgot about Lennox Lewis.

Lennox Lewis is a legend.Yeah.Legend in the pub.True.

True.He's probably dragged with Edge, for real.

More than likely.Yeah.Tyson's obviously Metallica.

Yeah.

That's interesting, man.That's what that energy is.

Lennox Lewis is November rain.

No, but yeah, sure.Who's who's obviously who's better off.Yeah, I'll take that.Tyson or Lennox Lewis.I think that's a good common ground.

Yeah.Yeah.

But who won with just jabs?

volume eight minute tracks.

Here's the third guitar solo.You guys love this, right?

Excuse me while I beat my wife.You know, I'm going to sit there and I'm going to look up edge guitar solos all night now.Yeah, I'm just fine.I got to have a five minute compilation once dude.He's I gave him like two solid minutes and I was like, you should buy his signature Stratocaster.

He has a signature shout out to Marcus King for selling a debate.

Obviously, a professional musician.I know your brother.Shout out to him for sure.

I know your brother Tom said differently.

We're two to obviously.

No, we got we got some Tom being included with those other three is preposterous.

Okay.Fair enough.But Billy caught him.You know that the records are, I'm very, when it comes to you, you want a November rain for sure.Yeah.Tom told me that's like his favorite, but he's a musical aficionado for sure.

Yeah.But the guys we called her an actual, yeah, actually it's, it's only two verse one.Two v one.And two of the guys were led.That was leading the witness.

Marcus was led.

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The third was not.The third was not.The third And Edgelord probably.

It's Matt.That is the Edgelord.I'm about to be Edgelord.Matt's going to start uploading solos to YouTube.Edgelord69.You are the king of the Edgelord.

You got to make a YouTube channel, Edgelord69.Just start clipping Edgelord69's clavicular.

Oh guys, this next technique he does is actually really kind of crazy.Very atmospheric.

Yeah, I like depth in my music and layers, layers, layers, depth range.Yeah.A little dissonance here and there.Love this.

I love this is Metallica.

Yeah, you're fucking right.You're fucking right.

That's like listening to a fucking diesel engine.You're just like, OK, let's punch the guy in the face.

Get work done.

You got that diesel running.

I was getting work done.

It's tractor pull.You're talking about making LBZ.I'm punching out of the face.Yeah, I'm talking about telling a woman how you feel where it's hot.

Which which one does that?

That's fucking you too, dude.

No, I propose that you wanted to kill them all.

Now you're fine.Now you're fine.I did run.ride.The lightning came on.You fucking marry me, babe.

Metallica.That's the craziest thing.

Never.I've been to seven of their concerts.

Me too.

This is what it's all about.This is a beach trip.2022.

It's just guys having fun.

It's so great.

Conversations like these are important.You know, it's fucked up that I was thinking about, uh, literally just the other day.And it's kind of like damning.I don't know if I should even unleash this.Uh, it's like not, I guess it's not, well, I'm saying it's probably kind of dumb, but like, you know, people will pay for testosterone.Like, it's like something people, it's like even women too, like get, it helps them watching this.

Nobody buys.

Like if you were to buy estrogen, what'd you say?You're soft launching this.

No, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to make sure I'm trying to organize it right now.

This is important.We have conversations.Good point.

This is a very important conversation.People do buy a little bro, man.He's gonna do what he does.You're saying you can't buy?No, I'm saying you wouldn't.You wouldn't buy estrogen.

You wouldn't.You wouldn't like the one fucking crash.It would make people buy.People pay good money for testosterone.Yes.The essence of a man is a cost.

I don't know, but I'm saying people pay money for testosterone.You would pay money to get estrogen out.Girls are actually paying money for testosterone.I know this is how that's how damning I like.That's really bad.It's almost like guys rule and girls drool.

That's kind of, I mean, scientifically proven.Yeah.If you were to inject estrogen, you'd have like problems.Yeah.You'd be fucked up.I think there are dudes.

We've had problems here.Michigan plates.

Someone's had to need estrogen.Right.Hmm.Someone's had to need estrogen.

Yeah, there's dudes who take T and their estrogen levels go to zero.

I had to get estrogen because I had too much T. Yeah, my T was super high when I was 10.

Yeah, my T was too high and they were like, dude, you're going to do something.And I think some girls do.Are you being serious?Hold on.I went.I got ways to well, I got my blood taken and they were like, dude, your T is at 12 ,000.

I believe they said that, yeah.

No, they said no T. You need less.

You need high E. We need to balance what's going on in your system.They said you're T jacked.You brought the OD on T. Yes.

Is that the reason you keep winning arguments about your girlfriend, Chris?

You can't hear the depth and range of you two.

And I said, can you please play answer Sam and T Jack?

Yeah.

Obviously high tea music, low tea music.He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for it.

One of them is high T, one of them is high T, one of them is low T. Getting AIDS is high T. Receiving AIDS might not be, giving AIDS is high T. Getting AIDS is high T. Getting sick is high T. AIDS is high T. AIDS is high T. Giving AIDS is high T. Getting AIDS is low T. AIDS is high T. There's only one way to get it.

It's only one way to give it.You gotta have the highest T possible.AIDS is top of the mountain T. AIDS is definitely the highest T. So we're right where we started.

I'll give you that.We were right where we started.

You too, dude.

You too is low T. Oh, that's the highest T possible.No, dude.

Metallica's high T. He was trying to vanquish the highest T disease.Exactly.That's girl shit.

No way.

He saw the highest T. He wants to party.He saw the highest T. No, dude.He saw the AIDS.He saw AIDS.He was like, yo, that's high T. Yes.These guys are partying too hard.

It's got to be a way to make money off.Couldn't party for a while.He wanted the party back.Oh, he wanted that.The party's on, dude.If he stops parties, he was looking for a cure to fat Fauci's disease.

True.You do is vouch.Yeah.

dude.Metallica CIA plants.They basically started the war in Ukraine.Let's just be honest.

Chris loves the warning.That's crazy.

I don't love it.

But that's crazy.

That's what they use to say.

Just say that I can dance, man. I'm out.I'm out.I'm getting attacked.I can dance after, after what you did to Billy last night.

I mean, I could hear him screaming.I heard what you did to the boy.What did I do?I went upstairs and Billy got fucking mugged, dude.

I saw a flaw in the argument.

I heard you smiled in his face and went to bed.No, I was saying good night.Genuinely.Spud told me you went to bed.I was tired.I think it's a great move, by the way.

I commended you.This morning when the three of us were outside.Spud took up the mantle, though.When you mean Spud sat outside this morning and he told me what you did, I was like, Hats off.That's the ultimate.That's a knockout.

Leaving an argument when someone's yelling at you and going to bed is a knockout.

I don't think I was trying to do it.You committed me on a move on the beach.I didn't know I was making a move.

I respect the moves.

I do.I do.It might be subconscious.

Yeah, it just comes naturally.My favorite moves would just be like, dude, you see how I can admit when I'm wrong and you can't?Any time someone proves you wrong and you go, see how I said, yes, you're right on this.You haven't said that once.

Well, it's a trap because you're like, yeah, I do.And you're like, fuck it.Now I'm stuck.

You're not arguing about it.You're arguing about something different.That's what I'm saying.I was taking on machine gun fire.I've never seen anyone.And he went to sleep.

Dude, I couldn't defend you anymore.I was also, you don't even realize this, I had a third front going.Chris is back there screaming about shit.I was not.I'm going, Chris, Chris was in the fucking bullpen.

I was waiting to get him out.

I was on the porch having a great time before that screaming by the table.

He started the top one.,000.

And we're like, we're talking about you doing the time.You guys are mad.Your timeline's a mess.

Was I not out on the porch with you having a conversation?That was way after.No, it wasn't.We were having an argument.When you guys got into this new thing, I walked away from it.I went, I got down to The original argument that was my favorite is when Tommy was making the risotto.

Chris came in, you're like, are you making mushroom risotto?And Tommy just goes, yeah.And just walks away.My favorite.

Now look, this is one of the finest moments of my career.I like to stir it up.When you leaned over and talked to him and went, are you making risotto?I didn't say it like that.Sure.However you say it.

I enthusiastically said, are you making the wild mushroom risotto?

Yes, you were.

I was telling him enthusiastically.And he gave me a cranky response.

No, when he did that, I was behind you and I pushed you back in towards him, which made me very happy.I was right behind you.I was out of frame.I knew you were being enthusiastic about it.I was like, it was enthusiastic.You knew Tommy was going to be furious.

He thought you were coming.He thought you were coming.Yeah.Where's my dinner?When someone's making dinner and you come in hammered and go, are you making the risotto?I don't think it's wrong.

It wasn't.I was like, that's awesome.You didn't say that's awesome.

You literally said, are you making the risotto?And pushing you into that made me feel very good.

Well, when I when I entered it in to be sent out, I thought it was awesome.mentality.It was my smile before leaving.Same thing.I was like, good night, everybody.

I had no intention of.Nobody would have thought.Speaking down to the wild mushroom risotto, it's great.I mean, it's hard, but these are conversations we have to have.By the way, these are conversations we literally contractually have to have.So we're doing it.

Literally, it's very important we have this conversation.

Personally, I think it's funny.It is. I would like to hear this argument, you know?Yeah.

This one.This entire podcast.

It's a good argument.I'd be excited to hear this.Yeah.It's a good argument.

Then you can start saying it.Right or left.It just has to be talked about.Right or left.Not a lot of guys tell it like it is, like we are right now.I agree.

Totally agree.

Very important.Man, that's a big ass book.Pelican fool.Hello love.Anyway, we're back.Yeah, we're fired up.

I never thought I went into it.I saw a meme that said Elliot Page is playing Achilles.

Yeah.Rage.

So right when I saw it, I was like, why is Achilles running like that?

Why is Achilles acting like a pussy?

Achilles gets speared right away.And I was like, Oh, you thought it was Achilles in the opening scene?Literally while I was watching it, I was like, damn dude, that is a terrible portrayal.

So who was Elliot Page actually playing?Just a random soldier?Yeah.Yeah.

And it was actually, truthfully, and I'm going to get called a lib for this.I liked it.I liked Elliot Page in Hades as well.Liked it.Using the underworld.Sue me.

Sue me.

This conversation's serious in court.

Strong and powerful.I liked it.It was strong and powerful.It was just enough casting controversy.Too much would have been a problem.Nah.

You need a little casting controversy.

Astroworld in the beginning was weird.Astroworld pissed me off.

That was crazy.They literally had his neck tattoos in the fucking picture.Directly into what I thought was Achilles.

Pissed me off.

What?

I thought it was that and then Achilles.I was like, this is..

.Damon looks like a hairless chimp.High take.Nice.

Damon's definitely Metallica.He's fucking ripped.

He's more Metallica than you two in this.It's crazy.

Yeah.

Fair.I gotta see it to form my own opinion, but...I would say, I wouldn't say that.It is what it is. I would say Pattinson.

We're beyond that.Definitely Metallica.

He's Metallica.You can't just claim all the guys you like.This is bullshit.I didn't even see the movie.

That was one of the greatest things I've ever heard about it.I'm going to name something.You tell me.You tell me Metallica or YouTube.

Football.I'll give you Metallica for that.

We're done.Fair.It's the end of the game.

Skateboarding.

Metallica.Okay.Trying to think of something else that's cool as fuck.Fishing.

Deep sea, deep sea, deep sea, deep sea, choppy, dude.That's sorry, but here's what you're doing.You're narrowing the dimensions of the coolest possible.You don't want choppy.You want choppy waters, bro?It's a hell of a story.

We live to tell the tale.The coolest.

You guys don't want to decide in favor of you guys.If I was deep sea fishing, that's you too deep sea fishing.If I'm on free, if I'm on choppy waters, I don't want Metallica playing at all.

It's the only thing that's going to save you.

I didn't say cap as captain of the ship.I would say turn that fucking racket off.

I need to focus.Captain of what?

The proverbial ship on choppy waters as captain.You're the one that says, Lord, you're asking me about it.I'm saying, well, clearly I'm I'm piloting or captaining.

Yeah.All right.But you're skateboarding a football armadillo.

I would say, yeah, for sure.What would you say?You don't even know.Yeah.

Okay.So the sick, the growth, the growth, the growth, that's talent.If you put on YouTube at the growth, they'd throw the fuck up.

No one, bro.If you put on a, you two, one of you two biggest hits.Yeah, bro.If you put on one of the biggest hits of a girl, dude, there'd be ladies there.

There'll be some girls also pretty docile.They could fucking they're pretty fucking shit face or on.

Yeah, you put on a YouTube banger on Sunday, bloody Sunday at the Grove.They're going to go.

But you put on you put on enter, say, man, Beer Hill's going.

No, yeah, you're hearing it from Shane's dad's house.True.But then again, you're with your kids.You're like, all right, man, this devil is going to be kind of devil music, man. I'm not I'm not in that stuff.I hear devil music stuff for the family.Rock and roll devils.

Metallica more so, you know, devil music.

Well, it's, you know, That's all.

Just bring up a good point.

I mean, this is a conversation you have to have.We love Christ.He's bringing up a good point.Yeah, I know.

It's an important conversation.I don't want to tap the ultimate boss, but yeah, dude.You're saying my boss.True.Jesus.

Jesus.Metallica or U2?U2.Feed the world.Feed the world.

Laundermoney.

What about when he's flipping the tables?Huh?When he flipped the table.

That's Metallica.

You're in a fire pit.His most hardcore shit is getting nailed to the cross.Was that U2 or Metallica?You're saying I'm being honest.

That's got to be talk effort.Yes.Again, nothing else matters.Ah, nothing else matters is fine.I don't know.He might not like me.

Jesus like me.Jesus loves everybody.That's what I'm saying.I can't make that.I can't speak for.

Yeah, I think you two is more likely Jesus lovers than Metallica as band.Yeah, true.

As long as lovers.Yeah.Yeah.Like they're Catholic, not Catholics.They are weird Protestants.

I think you choose Catholic.

No, no, no.I mean, the people that would support you two over Metallica.Yeah, true.The Crusades?No, no, no.The Crusades.

Metallica or?The majority of Catholics are old ladies.No, I mean, you two are Metallica.

You two's Irish Catholic, aren't they not?

Fellas, the Crusades.Is that Metallica or you two?King Baldwin.

Yes.I don't know.That's a tough one that you're seeing, but that is not of like Metallica.Speaking about lifting.That's that's my evil Christianity.I thought the French and the French started the Crusades.

I work out to the music that plays when that sex scene came of heaven.

Yeah.They took it from the actual crusades, not the movie.Hannibal Lecter.They would have liked that crap.Do the fucking medieval fucking priesthood like they heard it.

They would have thought they went to heaven.Metallica, dude.Yes.

This is this is this is devil music.No, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.It was a turn.

They started calling it devil music because they wouldn't give people a cut of their stuff.

They said, oh, this is for the devil.Guys, don't listen to this.Dude, it's literally metal is metal.Metal is if you had to pick, OK, you had to pick the official music for devil worshiping.It would be metal.

Uh, yeah, but I don't think, I don't think Metallica is really, they're not, they're not, they're, they're not even really metal.

They just rock.

They do rock.Yeah.

Soft metal.

King Baldwin, soft metal.King Baldwin.Metallica or U2?

I don't know.These are the leper that conquered Jerusalem.Yeah, that's Metallica for sure.I'm just saying, I don't know if medieval mind I think would have been like, what the fuck is this?

I'm not even going to pretend to understand grasping, getting into a medieval mind.

I've been reading about the medieval mind.

I can't even pretend to get into it.Who wrote it?What'd he say?Who wrote it?Who wrote what?The medieval mind.

No, no, it's not a book.I'm saying I've been reading books about the medieval mind.Who wrote it?Huh?Who wrote it?The books.

Fuck, what was the guy's name?Who wrote it?It's in my room right there.I can grab it.Get it.I'll get it right now.

I have full control over you.Look at how I command you.Bend to my will.Metallica.

Oh yeah.Don't worry about that.Don't worry about that.Don't you worry about that.

I've been in the horse for way too long.Brothers that you do ask.Yeah.Yeah.You too.Is that cool?

And I bet once they got down and we're fighting in Jerusalem, Charles Taylor, boy, put that on the table.It's a good book.It doesn't matter.It's bad.

Charles Taylor.Sounds like a Protestant.

Secular age he could be.Sounds like a proddy.But yeah, he's talking about the medieval mind.Very porous, whereas we're kind of buffered.

I'm reading a book on vaxes right now, honestly.Reading a book on vaxes.

How's that going?

Pretty good.

Finished it.What'd you say?No, what I did, that was good.I'm reading it.

Suzanne Humphrey's book.She was on Rogan.I read it and had audio book going at the same time.It was fucking awesome.You ever do that?

No, but I heard that it's sweet.

Can I ask you really trying to fucking pay attention?All you're reading?Yes.It's awesome.It's like you're in school with your English teacher waiting to get popcorned on.

Have you ever put it on like three times speed to see if you can read faster?I can't.

That bothers.It fucking bothers me. I read it while you're two times speed.So you're like trying to go up with it.I was at like two times.Appreciate that.Yeah, I appreciate that.

Never two times, three times.It fucks me up.It's too fast.You know, the rhythms.What's the prostate hooks?I saw you gave.

Oh, it's a completely made the prostate test.

They fucking made it up.

And the dude who made up the test was like, please stop doing this to people.They're really to check prostate.Oh, it's all people's butts, dude.They go up.

It gives people cancer, doesn't it?That's why they're like, really, they don't like doing fucking annihilate the prostate test gives you cancer, cancer.

You're too made up to this world.Yeah.Is Metallica.There's like a number.There's a lot of negative things.Age.

You too.There's a lot of negative things that are also true.I'm the family doctor.

Family doctor.

You too.

giving them stuff I find on the internet, Metallica.That's how I medicate them.

No, Ajax is the only Metallica, dude.Ajax is getting water poured on you on your way to your fucking Wawa interview.Throw in a mental baseball bat.

Ajax is the Metallica guy.

You've done so much Metallica shit, dude.You're way more Metallica than U2.I hate to admit this, I'm more U2 than Metallica.I'm more U2.Reverse.How do you feel like you're more U2?

I'm a big, soft, gay guy.

No, you're Metallica.He's fishing for compliments, bro.

Huh?That's you too.That's girl stuff.

No, I'm not just hyping you.You're more Metallica.I wish I was more Metallica.I wish I was more Metallica.

His anima is you too.

Unfortunately, it is his essence.Yeah, essence is you too.

My demons, my demons are metallic.Demons are fucking models.That's Metallica.That's not you too.You're definitely you slamming the dishwasher.Never to Metallica, never to you too.

It's always to Metallica.

You can't listen to Metallica because you will Hulk out.I will say smashing a glass, smashing a glass.

Dishwasher is the best feeling.in the world.No banner punching holes in the wall.That's true.Fuck.

You're on the path.I mean, just put on, kill them all.

I don't even, I don't like metal dude.

It's already playing in your head.You and me are different.I wish you're sprinting, dude.I am you too.You are Metallica.

I wish you were you too.

We both wish.That's true.

You're not living in harmony.

Tiger can't deny his stripes.I know what I am.

You skateboarded.True.Still do.

That's mentality.I will say, yeah.Riding a scooter to the gym.You too.not go to him.Metallica, I like my bicycle, which is that you to ride your bicycle to crashing your bicycle, fighting a dog, bleeding, Jim Metallica, pretending to be you to keep being trying to keep a lid on it as metal hang a white knock on it.

You are literally metallic.Watch a Metallica documentary.You'll fucking love it.I'll have to check it out.

That was the ultimate Trojan horse into my psyche now.I'm like, dude, Metallica rules.

You were literally swimming.I was standing next to Billy on the beach.

He gave me the whole plan.

It was Odysseus and Agamemnon.

I was looking at all the driftwood so we could build a horse.Don't worry tonight.

We're going to get them.

You win.That's all.It's completely done.They got me. I can't deny it.That was like the fifth dimension level of the argument.

I had to give myself up.I had to admit, unfortunately I am in deep shit.my core gay ass, you too.But I wish I was Metallica.

You're Metallica, bro.

Guard Dog's Metallica, dude.Guard Dog, yeah.Nate, you too.Nate's you too all day.Me too, bro.There's nothing we can do about it.

We got a good heart.I'm all right with that.I wish I didn't, dude.I wish I was sick.I wish I was evil.I'm not.

You have a guy man, Metallica, possibly the most metallic absolute horror.You're the most metallic out of everyone.You're easily the most.I don't think so.

We have dude Beezer.That's the most metallic.Yeah, true.

Beezer's ride the light.That might be it.It actually might be him.Have we seen them together?

I mean, these are put all the rumors around.

He swam with a flat rim.

He swam.

Oh, you do swim.

He hates swim.

Yeah, dude, he swam so far out.

He's trying to ride the wind.It's crazy.

Derosa, you too.You're Metallica.You might be the most Metallica.I'm not the most Metallica.

So what's Billy?I'm easily, I'm Matchbox.What's Billy?

Billy's you too.

I'm Iron Maiden.

No, you're you too.You're definitely more Metallica.YouTube than Metallica.You're not like a...Tiger's in the cage.

When Tiger gets out of the cage, I'm Metallica.

I don't think Tiger's in the cage.You've heard me before.I think Tiger's in the cage.Yeah.Tiger's out of the cage.Yeah, I'll say it.

Stevie and Reggie.You too.That's you too.

That's you too.

Four and a five pound dog.

That's you too.Jackson's Metallica.He's a blind, dying pimple, dude.That's so Metallica.You know what it is, dude.Darkness.

It's all Jackson and the Hears.

Darkness.

You should have a video of the kid on the bed slapping his chest to the drums.Oh my God.I wish I could find it.I'll try to find it for you.

Dude, falling on a U2 sword is the most memorable thing you've ever done.

It's embarrassing, but I know who I am.I'm a gay U2 man.That's crazy.I'm right there with you.Chris, you are the most metallic.That's true.

You're a demon.

Yeah.I want to run.Sunlight on my face, dude.What?That's a U2 lyric.You sound like an actual demon.

I want sunlight on my face.You're a demon.I'm actually going to be scared to sleep here with you.That's crazy.You in this house spooks me out.God knows when you're breaking my leg.

Tonight's the night.

Nate's been begging us to eat.We never ate Nate.

Oh yeah, well, you were begging us to eat you.Pause.No, that was Nate.That's the king of the pause, dude.He kept like falling down the ocean and being like, oh my God, are you guys going to get me?Remember when you did that to me?

Twice.You did that to me twice.Obviously, if you drown, we're in big, big trouble.

We're in hot water.Nobody will believe us.No one's gonna believe us.

But who knows what happened anyway?

We're gonna find out.

What you looking at, Bill?Metallica.Trying to find this video.Denying it's crazy.

Yeah.I wish I was Metallica.

Honestly, if we all voted, if you're Metallica, are you...What would you honestly say?You are Metallica.100%.What would you say about Chris?Metallica.

Yeah.Now what would you say about Billy?Metallica or U2?

Well, he's been U2 to me.

He's a nice, soft guy.

He's U2 to me, but...

Yeah.I don't think there's any...

There's a Metallica in there.

No, but I don't think there's like a real evil boiling under the surface.I think it's...He tries to be a tough guy.He's got a rough outer shell because of the way he's raised.Totally.It's a bit of a crustacean.

He's a lobster.Nothing underneath.Soft underneath.

See, this is just the kind of thing that brings the Metallica out.You're conjuring a Metallica.I'd love to see it.

I don't think he has it.Try some of the Metallica.

This is a witch's brew.

No, but Guard Dog is a freak.Guard Dog is a little Metallica.

Yeah, Guard Dog is a Metallica.

He's quiet and then you give him a couple of fucking whiskeys and he's like, which is straight to me, cocksucker.

You are mine!You're a Metallica man.

Guard Dog is a Metallica.Nate's a sweet man.Unfortunately for you too, bro.That's all we can do.

I don't see how you're you too.How are you not Metallica?

Gay all the time.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, you got Metallica in you.I need this.I don't think you've ever seen it.I've seen it.

More than most.I've been on the receiving end.

I've been on the receiving end of a couple of solos.The bells told for me a couple of times.

We should just say we're all Metallica.That's crazy.Obviously, we're all Metallica.Bill, you're Metallica.Shane's just trying to get someone to say he's Metallica.He is Metallica.

He is Metallica.He's hitting the whole spot.You're Metallica.You're Metallica.He's fishing.He's shoving the waters.

I said you, me, and Nate, or you two.

Yeah, I'm obviously Metallica.

You're not at all.You did not.You're one of the nicest guys I know.You're a sweetheart.Thanks.Yeah.

It's not a bad thing.I'm striving, bro.

I need to kiss your stomach like the album.Jeez.Hell, you know, that's you too.That's you too.That's you too.I'm sure my whole life.

So you get to you too.That's what makes you the most nonstop.

Yeah, I do.Try like else crazy.That is metallic.

Every day I go, I'm you too.

I don't know why everyone treats me like I'm the devil.That's the difference.All I'm doing is playing you too.Am I taking crazy pills?I'm saying this over and over again.You too.

There's a little kid on a bed singing that, and then when the drums kick in, he slaps his fucking chest.Because you're playing by the rules.We're talking to the lemon.We took it today at the beach.We took it to the limit.Where's Beezer?

Beezer will come down.You think you could summon him?

You gotta enjoy it.Yes.

Summon him.

Beezer!Beezer!Beezer!He's not gonna like it.No, he's out on the, he's out.He's out.

Yeah, he's out.

He's not gonna like the pod.Chat BZT.

I was watching Intervention.He might be beyond the sound barrier.He might be.That's hilarious.

He's been stealing all fucking Gardini's cokes.

That's so funny.

Did you know that?

That's so funny to watch Intervention.

While you fucked up.That's just black talent.

What the fuck?It's Beez and Tommy.

These are Tommy crushing intervention right now.Yeah.That's textbook.

That's complete Metallica.

God dang it.Well, well, we're getting shit stolen from him.Huh?Gardini's McGinnis Coke stealing from his Coke head.So Coca -Cola.Yeah.

Yeah.He's bought a couple of Coca -Cola classics and somebody, somebody didn't go out to the beach today.And somebody just out of nowhere, the 12 Coca -Cola's are gone.That's Metallica.That is Metallica too.That's Metallica.

That's in three quarters of the game.That's crazy.And they're going, I don't know who took them.

Smashing the hotel room.Yeah.

There were minis too.

The Coke's, it's not all right.You were complaining about it.you were complaining.You were down at the beach going somebody stole my thing.I think Brian drank them.You call them Brian's?

Yeah, I think B drank them.That is Metallica is calling six Brian.

I think B drank them.

Seeing them disappear that fast is just alarming.You're like, dude, someone drank eight minis.

Let me get these beggars out of here.

Let me get these beggars out of here.Him turning to the side is fucking amazing.

Can't wait to see it.You're going to love that scene.You're going to see it.It's so funny.

I was pissed when they were kicking the dog.

I don't like that shit.Did they kick the dog in the movie?

Yeah.

We never talked about the spotlight.

It's a fucking honesty.Spotlight?Spotlight.Spotlight.That's you too.Literally, that's you too, the movie.

Oh, you're talking about that movie?Yeah, dude.

I was so fucking bad.

I was nothing more powerful than this thinking Catholics.Yeah, they got to stop raping kids.The hell's going on?It was like Irish Catholics.They're never going to fucking turn on these pedophiles.

Yeah.

Fuck made this.Fuck is this?

They did.

That's the point of the movie.The movie's made because they did.Yeah.Yeah, it was bad.Nothing stops a Catholic when they got something on their mind.The blowball city to stop it.

Yeah.So aren't you?Here's Boston.

Yeah.

Irish boss.It was crazy.The Boston.It's crazy.

It's yeah, it was.So I had to hype it up.

We rewatched it on.I came in.I was a don't get me wrong.I had a couple of cocktails down the beach, came in.The boys were snuggled up watching Spotlight on Tubi, which is the funniest version.of watching a movie about.

Oh, my God.That's commercial.three seconds to commercials AI casino oh my god was bad in the middle of people being like how many kids you rape are you ready to win money they have like offensive they're like offensive commercials dude yeah they have one that would just make a hot car shields Big, a hot cartoon lady.

And then it would just be the same commercial again with just two AI generated black guys.And it'd be like, I just want a ton of money.It's like, man, you're playing games on your phone.He's like, I want $900.Let's do it together.Somebody get the swords.

I was upstairs fighting the shed and weapons down, dude.You were, I was hollering.I was trying to stop it.No, I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.I was upstairs.

I We're just having a conversation.You're pushing the table.He's kicking it.He's trying to flip the table.I can't do anything right.Why are you kicking the table?

Yeah, why are you pushing the table?

Are you having a YouTube spaz?I can't do anything right, I guess.I told you it was YouTube.

I was just trying to spread out.Classic YouTube.I'm ruining the shot.

See the Metallica boys jump down your throat immediately.

I literally, if you can see, you can replay it.You can replay the shot.I go like this.Pushed it back.First time I failed, it didn't go anywhere.I was like, God damn it.

Everyone saw that.Fucking shot.Some talking, some moving the table.

Ruining Gardini's frame.It's been a beautiful trip.

It's been such a beautiful trip.

Very important.I actually had such a nice trip.That was awesome.But every day I wake up, look out.I mean, look out, you see the ocean.It's so funny to wake up and see the most beautiful thing in the world and be like, I don't think I can do this again.

I've been here for a week.I'll be here for like five more.

Yeah, dude.You got him.

That's all in front of you guys.

You got to do something.

Everyone's leaving.

Here's all them.

Everyone, dude, I'm going to be here by myself.I'm going to hang out the neighbors.Hello.It's like shit on full Metallica.

That's right.The lightning.

Obviously Mel Gibson.

You do have a towel man.He's talking.

Okay.Tom Hanks.You're too for sure.

You see where we're going, but you understand the concept of which one's fucking cooler, cooler for sure.It is. I get that it's cooler.

Yeah.

But it's, I mean, it's not for me.That's all hats backwards.It could be edge though.

I'll take it.If you didn't have a brim on it, the edge.Yeah.If you cut the brim off, it just happens.

I'm a backwards hat guy now.Not all the time.50, 50.Sometimes I just go, I've got to flip this backwards.And we're about to talk to, I don't want to be in my face.Yeah.

You know, I mess up wording.He shot.Not at all.I'd never want to do that.

Is that funny to them?They're laughing.

I love his shots.All right, let's do it.Bye.Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane Secret Podcast on Spotify.

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