Episodio 337 🚨- Me demandé a mí mismo Ft. Hablando Huevadas

What's up, friends? Welcome to another episode of La Culturita.

Look at them clap. I love it.

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Today we have nothing less than friends.

What do I say, friends? What do I say, brothers? What do I say, inspiration? What do I say, great comedians? Speaking of which, we have a special guest. We have a special guest. Hey, today we have nothing more and nothing less than friends. What do I say, friends? What do I say, brothers? What do I say, inspiration?

What do I say, great comedians? Speaking, Juan Palas!

Hey, my boy, Mauri!

Hey!

What a great time, man!

Cool to have you here.

Thank you very much.

Good afternoon, good afternoon.

Please, give him a greeting. Thank you. There he is. He's like Spiderman, right?

Greetings to Emanuel, too. You screwed up. The worst manager I know. But I like him.

How have you been?

How have you been?

It's been a while since we've seen each other. The last time we saw each other was for My Son's Square Garden in New York.

We all did a show. We all did. I said, you know, we're gonna be able to get a place on square garden. And of course I'm a cositas.

He's in a total show.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna send you a video of the family chat Madison auntie Madison auntie

I did it Carmen

In your religious face, idiot

Here in our dressing room Just after telling you guys Good luck guys, do it very well

We took a picture there

Soon

We saw each other there What madness what you achieved that day I know in Because of In the days is look a you could get a Mariana tension is coming the way come on come with the nose a via yo de los peruanos que llegan y en el recinto más importante

de las noisadísimos porque se quedaron sin gente de la limpieza I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. The Latinos asked for the shift to work and watch the show. You know? Of course.

I don't know how far he gets his data from the eggs to enrich the moment.

You're doing great.

I talked to those people.

What conviction did you have?

I talked to those people. I know he's adding me, but... He's annoying and he's lying.

It's true. They asked for the shift to be there. I'm gonna put a restaurant is in put out of the kitchen. I saw no save a lot of you know

Person you know

Because

You know Presume I'm not going to look at it. We just wanted to show off to you. Go to the Kotoros and see them up close. But with your managers.

Let Brian come and see it.

That faggot, let him come and see it.

It's crazy, they didn't shit themselves when... What? You enter the stage and you see that, horrible.

It was horrible. It was ugly. But they pretended to be very cool. I'm gonna say so

Here

So say I'm we are so we don't use the This is a career and a case of a stable case in a second emotion, but I can't emotion to say it's come Oh, I don't know. What's up? I don't know. What's a kid? Do it? It's a one-time. Oh, you're plenty. See I Hey, hey. Hey, mama. No, esta sensación es lo más parecido a como cuando estás teniendo sexo y piensas en tu abuela para no venir.

Exacto, tal cual, tal cual.

Como piensas en cualquier otra cosa. No, Ricardo piensa en su abuela para venir.

No, en la de otros.

No lo permito.

En la de otros.

Jamás en la mía.

Jamás en la mía. I'm gonna be a family man. Ricardo no está muy conmodo. En la tuya, sí, pensado. No, te tengo unas tetotas.

Se podrá ver?

Sí, las puedo enseñar.

Ahorita les busco una foto. Era pelirroja y fíjate, irónicamente, era pelirroja. No, no, no, hay que estar en los créditos, ve. I'm gonna go to a podcast. Oh, someone has shown their grandmother to someone. In the tits, you know? Never. Can we do it?

Today can be the first day.

We can put it here. Because they also have to understand that the context where my grandmother took pictures was very, very covered.

So she never went to the beach?

She never even saw her nipple.

Why would there be a picture of her nipple?

What a claim!

In reality, it was enough with a dress, a little bit of a skirt.

No, but not at that time. My grandfather, with that, it was enough to make him unconscious.

The laugh of Beto, that he is still wet. How is he going to search on Google grandmother in Google? The grandmother of slow. As if Google had the file of your grandmother and her weight.

What I liked is that at least he respected you and gave you your two names. He gave you your two names and your last name. I liked it.

Oh, no way.

But yes, going back, what madness. See the owners who were there.

There they were already nervous and they said, Okay, okay, okay. Yes, we were already calm. Yes, but at the beginning it was an emotion that escaped and we couldn't do the show anymore. You break. Like when singers cry when they sing and they can't keep singing.

Yes, of course.

As it was, it was hard.

It happened to me when we were rehearsing for the national auditorium, I didn't think about any of them, but I knew there were a lot of them, and that was enough to make me cry.

So before people came in?

Yes, dude. I said, I'm not going to be able to say it, dude. Well, the first big show we did was for 4,000 people, in the first year of Hablando Huevadas, on a Valentine's Day date, February 14th, and Ricardo comes out very excited and says,

Good evening, Viva! And he was left without a voice.

I was left without a voice. Everything. Everything.

It was not just for that scream.

No, no, no. He left him without a voice.

Yes, all that.

How is Jorge?

You have to help me.

The emotion, that was at the time, the venue that no nobody filled in Peru The venue that nobody filled and less comedians and less of our generation

Exactly

So I see everything full and I How is that? And I left, I left, I couldn't take it anymore

It's that your throat betrayed you because you didn't think about screaming cool You just went

Sure, I didn't think about anything, nothing, vocal technique was nothing Nobody prepares you for that scream Nobody has ever taught you how to scream in success foreign foreign

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Got no the verdad encantados de tener los way ahorita si por fin podemos

hacer un formato cotorriz a como dios manda porque la vez que grabamos con ustedes fue en su estudio nunca lo sacaron pinchos tibios

puedes explicar por favor explica

Me apreciamos no me va a decir más un pedacito demasiado funable la cotorriz speak alone Yeah, but you know what I was in was a Message of a massive of a novel a lack of time

Song is Thomas in media do that enunciate no the dose in the dose the downy the autism

estos dos pinches pendejos

De a cuatro de dos down con dos a I mean, we got to record very organically, and the conversation was over. If a conversation is over, I don't give a shit. Because you feel like it, asshole. But it was fun, because we've seen him more than once.

I mean, I've seen him sometimes. Yes, I've seen him alone.

We've seen him to say, what if we get her out right now? What's up with you guys being like South Park in Peru? I mean, they've demanded him alone. We've seen him sometimes to say, what if we get her out right now?

What's up with you guys being like South Park in Peru? We've been sued a lot of times, and now you're suing yourself? I am, yes.

That's crazy.

Can you explain to the listeners how the thing was? Look, I haven't done anything, okay? I've done everything I could. My country is protecting me. The state is doing its job and is protecting me from discrimination. I gave myself a tip. I took out a chocolate and put sweet like Ricardo, brown like Jorge. The only fallacy in that statement is that you are not sweet. But I am brown, so we use it as an argument.

It worked for sale, so the state comes came and said I was discriminating. We have to clarify that the drop that Ramón Elvaso made was a commercial.

Correct.

It was a commercial where we were in a factory, in the chocolate factory, and I asked the engineer, I said, can it be more brown? And he said, how much?

And I said, like this.

It's in Chocolates HH on Instagram.

And then I bring Jorge's chocolate and he says...

I'm wearing a mask from the factory.

How brown? Like this?

Brown, like Jorge. And he shows it and we want more brown in the chocolate. Because that's the shade they wanted. Of course. And you're referring to yourself.

I have to use another color that I come or to kill to use our other color Can you see super clean? I mean, he's got a little bit of a super cool pop or Jorge I'll Jorge have a surprise. Oh my the whole time

I have a little study at the water come up protector. Yeah, that is Castillo. He was

a little bit of a man. No, I Jorge Come on, poor victim Mario. I'll el mismo ser la victim. Jorge is the victim. Exactly.

He got it.

He got it.

He made a padlock.

It's a very stupid line.

Very stupid.

Because, for example, sometimes one... How can I say it so it doesn't happen? Sometimes the community can call themselves and fuck themselves as such and say things that we, from our straight side, couldn't say. Exactly.

So, of course, if someone, for example, in Peru is very badly seen saying,

Maricón.

Here too.

Ok.

Yes, yes. Sorry.

No, say it, say it.

No, no, here we always say it.

But it's a bad sense. I Stupid This no no place here is an argument I Don't believe it

Oh I love it. I love it. I like how the state is strong.

The state is strong.

What do you smell? Did they hack the state?

They are citing me for homophobic asshole.

First as a homophobic asshole and now as a homophobic asshole.

Wow, and in the end, they solved your favor? After eight months.

No, but it's also against it.

That's the detail.

That's the problem.

In both versions, you lose and win.

And how do you feel? Sad and happy? Like the book, Trilce. I threatened to run away because I think I deserve compensation.

I think I deserve something... I deserve something economical.

Of course, you were offended. And tell the other guy to stop using that vocabulary. I think I found a way to launder money. In which I can get a big amount and deposit it to myself.

And where did this money come from? Ah, it's from when I lost against myself in a house.

Wait a minute. What do you say, Man's from when I lost against myself in a house. Wait a minute!

What do you say to Manuel Ricardo? We need you to get raped.

You, yourself.

But you need to be yourself.

You only have to rape.

No, and also...

It's like when you hide money, right? And then you find it later and you get happy because you hid the money.

Hasn't that happened to you? But I'm very sad because they sued him and then because they told him that we won in your favor

I have the disadvantage that I mean, I'm not going to shake my hand to ask for the amount because I know he has money

I don't want to ask for little either No, that guy has good collection pieces, ask the dog The room changes No, tható ese puto

Tengo que dejarte ir por el error que cometí

Oye, pero ¿cómo funciona la ley en Perú? ¿Te llamaron a testificar? No, no, llega un documento de 15 hojas que te asustan Sí, claro, claro Tú lees y parece que te vas a ir preso y termina siendo que el acusado eres tú You go to jail and you end up being the accused. There comes a moment where you end up laughing. It's the one that's scared me the least.

How many have you had?

Five.

Five? I think with these six.

Yes, with these six.

I think with these six.

And of those six, how many have you been provoked by each one?

I provoked one, only one. Two provoked, this one alone.

And the rest have been together. una una solo To provoca osta solo y todo lo demás han sido juntos bien repartido No nosotros afortunadamente toco madera y le pido al cielo no way solo hemos tenido una queja de con apred que es con apred es como un organismo que emite sugerencias además que pero no como tal sanciona como la defensoría del pueblo But not as such sanctioned as the defense of the people Vulnerable exactly

A recommendation, according to me, if they can reach further instances, the recommendation serves as proof if at any given moment they come to sue you And if I am going to send with the previous one I had told them to lower the

In Peru, I think they call it a pressure institution. Do you remember what it was? Yes, I remember. It was like that institution can pressure the government to act. Exactly.

It's something like that.

We just received a letter where they invited us to correct ourselves. It didn't happen legally, but it was a letter about something. Yes. Oh, I'm not wrong. About Tartamudos. The The Turtles I

See because it's can defend you know I don't She could supposedly kiss tartamudo, but it was a very wonderful Yes, no accuser No

No, no, no, no, no, no I know la el panico escénico entonces cuando preguntamos algo decía

Nada más a más luego saló con él en el meet and greet y el chico

decía hay que le salió mal aparte me disculpe me puse nervioso y

aunque lo hiciste muy bien ellos están defendiendo un tartamudo que no está tan bien casillado

oficio No creo que sea todos viendo hablando huevadas en lugar de hacer la chamba que debería tratar un mal al tartamudo I in the new episode of Hablando Huevadas. With that one! That one!

Poor guy was killed!

He said,

and the other one,

but you can't say that.

But you can't say,

but there's a thin line between saying that. But they told Tartamudo that he's not Tartamudo. Of course, they accuse us of having guessed. Hey, Tartamudo felt bad. I'm a Moccaia And

I'm gonna put a cream

On a person I can say about And even When I'm like a man I'm gonna be a little high five Oh, yeah, I don this is not going to stay that way.

You know that once it happened, and this was very good because, of course, as you say, they are attentive to be able to generate controversy because they know there is meat. Booz movie lejos muy lejos de acabar viajado de si siete horas solamente para ver yo en bus entonces cuando me ella me cuenta esto yo le dije al novio le dije por favor amigo hoy día tengan sexo anal Tenga sexo anal para que otra vez pueda tener otra vez hueco no porque ya se le ha limado el culo No tiene nada al hazle otra vez el culo por favor hoy día amigo no esto en frente a 800 personas It's like, he's got his ass filed. He's got nothing. Do it again, please, today, my friend. This in front of 800 people in a theater. And the woman laughed, hahaha, giggity.

The next day she arrives... The association of asses.

Provincial asses that traveled 18 hours.

Ass-pret. Ass-pret.

Ass-pret.

Provincial ass.

No, no, no. They sent... A page came out, which is also of this kind of press, saying that we had mistreated that woman, that we had denigrated her, that we had... A lot of that.

This report comes out, and the whole press starts to publish several reports,

and they were ready to report us.

Misogyny, apology of I don't know what... Terrible. Comienza a sacar varios reportages y ya estaban listos para denunciar misoginia

Apología de no sé qué terrible pero que pasó ya la mujer era abogada y periodista Ya entonces agarra y nos llama a pesar de ser de provincia

Era alguien preparada con todo y todo si si si terminó su carrera de las 18 horas de viaje Classy letrada letrada

La cosa es que agarra en los ya me dice hola una pregunta tienen el número de las personas que han publicado esto y de La institución de tal manera dijimos si pero para que no lo que pasa quiero denunciar a todas las personas porque no entiendo por qué Diablos me están defendiendo si yo no he pedido que me defienda I'm going to report all those people because I don't understand why the hell they're defending me if I haven't asked them to defend me.

There's a law that says they're exposing something that I didn't know existed. You don't need to.

Look, they're doing this, they're making people make fun of me because I'm a poor girl. So I'm going to report all these idiots because I haven't asked to be defended. And that everyone fucks me in the ass. From now on. is with all those things. And it's over. They all left. They all disappeared. One of the newspapers went out to apologize. I can't believe it.

Fortunately, this is not an ad for 4T if we enjoy a much wider freedom of expression than the one you tell us. Completely.

No, it's fucked up.

Completely. We are governed by very old people. So, yes, there is always the moral issue, the issue that this is politically incorrect, that it should not be said. Listen to me, in my country they have denounced Mark Zuckerberg.

Wow.

Did you know that?

A lady denounced Mark Zuckerberg.

Yes.

In the province, in the province.

In the province.

And why was it?

Because I think it was a filtered conversation, like they hacked her, something like that. Someone hacked his Facebook. the of I I'm recovering. Wow, wow. Look, I can play the devil.

Look, it's your mom.

When did you think of saying that you had it? If we recognized it precisely because of the...

Sure, sure. So, we were at the show, he came and he was inevitable. He sat in the second row and the guy has some movements like... Like breakdancing. Sure, like he's squaring up. The same ones he showed us in Lima.

Of course.

Those bastards are a bunch of whores.

He went too far.

Yeah, because he also has a look of...

Of course. Hey, hey, hey, look at me. If you're going to fight, look at me. If you're going to fight, look at me.

If you put him to fight Franco, he wins.

He hits himself.

He has a style.

He has a style. So we see him and we start talking to him and when...

Listen to me.

Say hi to Luis. Luis is a big fan of La Cotorrisa.

Luis is a big fan of La Cotorrisa too.

Say hi to Luis.

Say hi to Luis.

Look at me. look at me.

I want you to come if you're going to fight with me. And they're very professional. When you're amateur, they're like,

oh, they're professional.

They move, man.

They've practiced with their rope.

They've practiced with their rope.

When you see him up there, you say, Ah, he's a fanfarronero.

Ah, fanfarronero.

Of course, he's a drunk master.

The thing is, he goes and we say, Hello, how are you? And he, I'm not exaggerating, he talks like this. I'm going to judge if he's exaggerating.

No, he's like this.

It's a little more, he's like... He's like... It's a bit more... We're not exaggerating, you can watch the show. It was very viral. Why? Because he was talking and the only one who understood him was me.

I said, I feel Han Solo. I understand him. I understand him.

You're an idiot. I want to deny it. You didn't understand. You're an idiot. I want to deny it. You didn't understand anything, man.

You started to assume I was saying things.

I assumed.

Then the guy said,

Ah, ok, who did you come with?

Ah, dad and mom.

I thought there were conversations, full scenes in Star Wars with Chewbacca.

I felt Ash.

Yes, I also think the same.

I felt Ash, I felt Ash Yes, I also think the same I felt Ash talking to Pikachu

It was Lima and his participation was wonderful And we found him here And he lived here, we didn't know he lived here, it was yesterday's show Ah, how cool! And he asks him With those big balls

Because in the comments, a lot of people say that we make fun of you That you had a bad time And he asks him, did you have a bad time? Or... que tu la pasaste mal, ¿no? Y él le pregunta, oye, ¿y la pasaste mal tú? ¿No? O... O estos comentarios, pues... Son por las puras y nos dijo, ¿no?

Que efectivamente que la pasó de puta madre, que estaba bien, que no quería...

¿Eso interpretaste tú?

Sí.

Fue bastante...

¿En verdad, güey?

Claro.

Ya después... I had to tweet, no, my son said he's been living in hell since that day. And he went to Germany.

He went to quote Los Alcatraz.

And Ricardo still had the shame to translate saying he was loving the beat.

Well, I think my version is more convenient.

No, he got to hear a, fuck off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck off.

What do you think of the people who are defending you and saying that they are not making fun of you? When I remember the video, you had a great time, because you had a great time. Fuck! He said it annoying. It's something very strange, maybe because many people wouldn't imagine it, but then in the most woke shows that are of comedians, they all have the same profile, just in different color palettes.

But in the most funable comedy shows, we have the most wheelchairs, we have people with visual and auditory disabilities.

The only thing they win us is in overweight. You have to start from 100 up.

They have capitalized more, but no. If you want to talk about diversity in an audience, believe me, in funable shows, they suck it.

We look like Crete.

For example, Juan...

We look like Crete. There's a comedian called Juan Davila, I don't know if he's located in Spain, who fills theaters, but he's already a bastard. And his show is called... Something about sin is called, I don't know if you can put it out there, Cabron Cabron, he is El suyo se llama el algo del pecado se llama no sé si lo puedes poner por ahí Pero el show ya prácticamente se ha convertido en que todo el todo el público que va es

Discapacitado que ya es como la comidilla claro ellos van o sea no es que como ellos no puedan moverse a uno se empuja I And then... Or I'll break your hand. You like to talk bullshit, fuck you!

Ricardo doesn't understand me, Ricardo!

But it's true.

No, yes, it's true. That's not why it's a maxim in which all people with disabilities take humor like us. Exactly. But it is a fact that many people with disabilities enjoy that you make fun of their condition,

because they feel part of it completely. It's a fact, it's a fact. Personas con discapacidad disfrutando que te burles de su condición. Si no se siente en parte de completamente Es un facto es un facto la gente la gente va y esa gente tenemos que tratarla Exactamente como tratamos a todos yo te jodo a ti te jodo a ti te jodo a ti te jodo a ti también exactamente

Si no si no es mi amor como está la cura I see the back area Was a hard time killer I know but I'm also a conversation when I'm a widow whether I can't do mommy Oh, it's the only part of the imitation What is a killer? Okay, I'm excited in It was very similar to Juan Pablo II in physical. It was in 1978, what are you going to know? I was very Catholic, you have no idea.

But look, he had more hair, he looked younger.

He looks more likeable. Look, 33 days as Pablo.

Juan Pablo II had a very tender face. You saw his face and said, oh, he's the JP.

Do you think I lost my love for him now that I'm watching the Masiel series?

Juan Pablo II, bro I had completely forgotten his face

Yes, it was

Carlos Voltilla

He was one of my favorite saints when he was a fan

When he was a fan?

You say it like if you were Naruto He was one of my favorite when he was a fan

He was my favorite kid He has a favorite dad.

He has a favorite dad.

That's how it was.

I didn't do it.

Shut up.

I swear to God.

I swear to God. Him and the third one, fuck.

In my wallet, in high school, I had a Juan Pablo card, one of those that you moved and it gave you the blessing. I swear, but it looked like he was rapping My favorite bird He had a little bit of brain paralysis But now that I know he covered up Maciel I say no, damn pig

Juan Pablo II covered up a lot of things He loved the right, he loved power, he loved money

I want to think that anyone in charge of the Catholic Church It's part of the description of the job, right? of No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. There's the report, there's the report! That fucking Maciel, that son of a bitch, that bastard. That guy, the great powerful one who initiated the Legionaries of Christ, which is now the most powerful religious congregation of all. That guy, after years of dying in 2008, I think, now he's uncovered all the cloaca, which had been uncovered since 1997, in which he abused confirmed of more than 60 children.

In 50 years of power And obviously, covered and... And... Impulsed by the Vatican because he gave them his...

His money

And they condemned him to retire on the beach

Imagine that, man

It's worth a little more than a child per year No way, a little more than a child

Because your math... Your math disturbs me It's that it seems interesting to me. Let's see.

If you're 50 in a year, it seems like you're sick.

But if you could hold it for years...

It was Lechance!

He could hold it for 363 days a year!

What a fucking horror! Lechance! 363 days a la Matica some way crude See you guys look at this is a I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's my cheat day. You're a Jew and suddenly you eat a pastor. It's my cheat day. In 1959 there were three. Yes, yes, yes. Forgive me for that year.

What a pact you threw yourself.

Recently there was a riot in Peru because of a similar issue. There is a cardinal, the most famous cardinal of those times. He was also invited to retire and he was exiled for a similar reason. And recently, I don't know why, he came back to Peru

and had to escape again.

What's that?

Because he had an open process. He came back saying,

-"Hey, it's over, it's over." -"It's over, I forgot."

That's how the Catholic Church is very attached to the high domes of Latin America. I I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, One year at a time, it doesn't hurt. Amen.

Son of a bitch. One year at a time.

One year at a time.

They're making an episode a week. Every week, the most fucked up person comes back with the Catholic Church.

I was the most fan. I was like a believer. I mean, Jesus was Justin Bieber. That's how I was. I had Jesus tattooed on my heart. But to watch episode after episode of what they did...

No, it's hard.

No way. You're going to be a cult, you're going to launder money, you're going to do dirty things, then take off your celibate. No way. You have a pig there like,

Pablo, tell me more. I said, Pablito, cuéntame más. Hey, you were so attached to the church and fortunately, you never had something like that happen to you. But you never thought, maybe I wasn't a handsome boy?

Maybe, huh?

Why do you never call any priest? Because you were there every day saying,

your Jewish last name!

They said, it's a spy. It was pig blood.

You're a dirty pig. I Oh shit. Careful. Por culpa de los tuyos murió en la cruz. No. Yo no me voy a perder.

Y yo con eso no puedo.

No puedes. Tengo principios. Tengo principios.

Tengo principios.

Pero los judíos.

Con el dios no.

Jamás.

Yo me regresé a mi casa.

Qué raro. I'm going to go back to my house. That's weird. I was already with my pants down.

My pants were down. Listen to me.

What bothered you? It's terrible that you said

you always thought about my house. Because I imagined you going back and saying,

what's going on?

What's going on?

Again, he only said,

I'm going to go I'm just curious.

What's going on?

Again, he only said...

I was like...

He only said Juanpi.

I'm going to lick him, right? I'm going to get more tongue out in the humiliation. In the communion, I'm going to get more...

I'm going to get more tongue out.

Let's see if...

Which one for Christ?

I'm going to take the wine. Very flirtatious boy. The flirtatious boy. Let it be clear that this has just happened to the father.

That boy really flirted me. The flirtatious boy, no, no longer.

The flirtatious boy is no longer common. The thing is to force. So he no longer knows you.

You know.

The thing is to force. So he no longer knows you. You know. I'm gonna go get the other one. I'm gonna go get the other one.

I'm gonna go get the other one. I'm gonna go get the other one.

I'm gonna go get the other one. I'm gonna go get the other one. I'm gonna go it again. We came without an alarm. Fucking easy kid.

Fucking easy kid.

That kid is a f***ing a**hole.

That's not how I like it.

Go with the Satan.

Let's be clear that we are representing Slobo.

Slobo.

No kid would want to be Slobo.

Specifically Slobo. Because he's holding on with his joke. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

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Yes Fuck. Pinche niño kosher. Pinche niño kosher. Pero bueno, en temas muchísimo más agradables. Un día como hoy, pero en 1995, se funda eBay. Fíjate, en San José, California, en donde se funda todo, Pure Omidyar fundó eBay, concebido inicialmente como Auction Web, un sitio experimental donde cualquier persona podía poner a subasta artículos a través de internet. Auction Web, an experimental site where anyone could auction items online.

One of the first items sold was a broken laser pointer, which showed that practically everything could have value online. You buy a lot on eBay, don't you?

Yes, I buy a lot.

How do you do it? That's a question for me, if you want to get ahead of me.

How do you do it?

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Why?

If you sell a broken lace, you sell a... There's a very shady case The very gross one

The furniture one?

The furniture one, man What's the furniture one?

It was a furniture page that people started to realize that they were excessively expensive furniture Not even as a designer they made sense that they were not expensive, not even as designers they didn't make sense for them to be so expensive and each piece of furniture had a name of a boy or a girl for example, the Kevin Stuth wardrobe 14, they put it on you

and the value, 500,000 dollars what's wrong with you?

what's wrong with you?

hey, that's good

but what was the case?

finish telling me

so you bought your piece of furniture and the piece of furniture and it arrived to you

Suddenly there was a bookseller that said Mackenzie 14, the model Mackenzie 14

Oh, Mackenzie 14 And it coincided with kids that were called like that, that got lost It's pretty strong But the comedians are really dumb

But they are jokes

And they had details like...

Sure

There are cheaper furniture, right?

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It said Circumstances

Circumstances

Circumstances

X I sell it

It's over And they are... Circumstances, circumstances, x, I sell it. He's killing himself. I've been a furniture for 36 years. You've been on the page for 22 years.

You didn't buy it.

It's a great piece of furniture.

You feel bad because no one...

Yes, man.

$1000, Yaritz.

No one pushes for you. dollars, Yaritz. No one pushes for you.

So shady.

The good thing is that you went to happier notes with eBay.

Happier notes!

There's an eBay but for kids!

This idiot.

He started.

I was going to ask him.

I was buying dolls.

What was your question?

How do you make him a collector to trust you? You go to his reviews and nothing else? Nothing else, I trust him blindly Ok, fuck his mother, you never had a bad time? I never had a bad time eBay has a lot of jewelry

It sells things that no one else sells The gringo market is the one that consumes the most You find everything Do you know that they have an African craft section? English I'm going to put an 8. A black closet. If you look closely, there's the kid there. It's a black closet with an open drawer.

Holding a drawer.

Who else has bought on eBay, for example?

I don't have. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't laugh right now, what the fuck, he bought on Ebay

I'm already building up the whole collection of Hercules toys when they came out in 1997 I've ordered from several... but wait, sellers from Italy, USA I'm not going that far, Asia, because there I already have stuff that doesn't pass But Europe, USA is my limit, and if it comes to me? Now it does I'm gonna be a How do you see that we gave ourselves a Grammy? I like it very well. My Grammy is called Tommy 12. Hey, my Grammy came with a messenger.

No, but look at the bullshit I bought. I want you to do these two bullshit.

Enjoy it.

I want you to enjoy it.

Adonis Creed, prosthetic facial cut. Wow, facial cut. I bought a wound. A wound. A wound.

A wound that they put in the movie.

A wound that they put in the...

How much did it cost?

It comes with an authenticity certificate.

That was going to be my question. The authenticity certificate already says... Yes, yes. Can I zoom in? He does tell me that there are some more respected than others. Authenticity, but yeah, this is a It's a lot of engine Claro como que hay las páginas que los certificadores que si son los los meros me a te compras el das también de animación de Rugrats we stand in Bergen muchisimas sell the jack a congelada. Este goku tema master también está haciendo tu propio secu I bought my own jacket Sometimes you put them together and I buy it

Very good Well, I bought the jacket that he used in the movie number 1

A plate of the Titanic is always necessary

A plate of the Titanic?

A plate that was in the filming

No way to eat on a normal plate

Yes, of the filming Not the real Titanic

No, I wouldn't be whole.

The jacket that was in the final fight.

Did you wear it?

Wow, that's great.

And you, nothing of that?

No, I like the instruments. I just bought some guitars, for example, technological ones, that have incorporated sounds and things like that. And do you use them? Yes, I'm using them little by little. But right now, since there's not much time to make music, I have them there, I grab them whenever I can.

But instruments, that's what's mine. But that's not on eBay, that's on the dedicated pages. For example, right now, here in Mexico, I bought a T-drum. I bought one of the first tea cups. It's not a cup that you touch like this, but it's a cup that you touch like a table.

And after a long time, like three years later, I saw that they used it for the... What's it called? The Tiny Decks of... What do you like? What's it called?

Fate.

The Tiny Decks of Fate, for example. So, I do buy things. I would like to take a walk to look for it. I think you would share as a collector. Just see it, go down and see it.

Suddenly you go down and see it and you say, you put it there and say,

it's not cool.

It's over, right? It's beautiful.

Don't you happen that later you turn on the voice a little bit, I'm gonna pass out. Okay. I didn't cuz I know so yeah, I mean Can you think I'm so good at what you're going to see simply I can't You can't even I have a C They see a nation book on total prosthetic. Oh, they're like a cat

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I think They should get there's gonna get a lot of this work here And you say kill us all the way into a little as cosas can make winter I went to Jorge's house and I know that... When I enter, I see the things he tells me he's buying. So I go there because he has them decorated in his house and it's super cool. So I go and in that I grab and I see a dome, like a... I don't know how to describe it, but it has a white rose inside.

Ah, yes, ok.

So I see it and of all the things that I recognize, I don't recognize this one. So I think, it must be something from a collection. And I say, what is that rose? And she says, it's from a dead person in my dream. And I say, what is that? A memory of a funeral? A memory of a...

And you, documenting it.

It's the original of La Bella y la Bestia. No way.

It's the only one that's white. It's the only one that has a mole.

It's the one from Broadway and the Little Prince.

It's just that with collecting you don't know if it's trash or toys.

Yeah, of course.

But it's fine.

Yeah, I like to see toys that I know are ugly, but that made me very happy in my childhood. I see them in a pack and I say, No way, man.

Have you seen these robot battles?

Yes, of course.

Okay, I once went to see the event, incredible, wonderful, you have no idea how big the robots are,

really, on a scale. Yes, being close to the sparks and the blasts, and how you must have heard, I bought a piece of a robot. And then you have a war wound. A war wound.

You used me with the prosthetic you put on, right? A war wound from a battle I saw. But you approached to say sell me that? No, no, no. I saw that they had like, they had like, in acrylics. Merchandising, as a merchandise. I wanted the one from the fight I just witnessed.

And they sold it to me. It's like buying grass from the Bernabeu. That only makes sense to us. Yes, of course. Then you show it to your family or friends and they say, but it's grass, right? Yes, but from the Bernabeu.

They don't deserve you, grass. They don't deserve you, grass.

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Orale the window when I stupid isupidez que hicimos nosotros. Por favor. Nosotros grabamos. ¿Qué tiene que ver con esto?

Sí, es lo que quiero saber.

Es lo que quiero saber.

Esas conexiones que te estás haciendo.

¿A dónde va?

Yo te las saco, yo te las saco así, eh. Tú te vas a acordar. Nosotros grabamos una serie. Tres, tres. And the end of the show is very stupid because we don't have a way to close the show. Ok? So... We couldn't think of the end. What was the show about?

It was about someone who had hacked our channel because he hated us. So, for three seasons, we had to find a cop who was this person who hacked us, who was a friend of mine, we made a joke to him, he got angry and... Ok, he became a villain. And he kidnapped our parents and everything else. And it lasted three seasons because we stretched so much to find an ending, and that's why it lasted three seasons. Exactly. The thing is that we didn't find an ending. We caught the bad guy, the bad guy escaped, but we caught him anyway, anyway.

And we said, we discovered the bad guy, and we said, hey, let's see how we finish this. And I say, how all action movies end, with an explosion. So, in the final scene, we walk out, then all the slaves come out, all the people who work with us, and behind, like the Power Rangers, an explosion mushroom.

Boom!

For this, we said, special effects?

No.

We want the explosion.

To Nolan.

Exactly. So, to do that, we went to a hill in Peru called El Morro Solar, Peru called El Morro Solar. El Morro Solar, ok? And there are houses down there and they told us, ok, you have four attempts.

There are only four attempts. How do you do it? They put gasoline, a shooter, a spark, and boom, it explodes like a pot and you see the explosion. The silhouette, right? You see the fungus.

Now, they tell you, you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! We have three, we have three! Ay, ay! So we did the second one, and we saw, and we said, and we saw, boom! We did the second one, and we saw the shot, and we said, no, we've all failed too, and the mushroom looks too small.

We said, well, we'll give you one more extra, because you have three more. In I mean

Listen I'm crazy

But in the most noticiero

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En el morro solar No I'm from the hill of the devil, exactly. Wow, man. No way. How do you guys play the albergue too? I can't stop laughing.

You have to experience it, but you shouldn't live there.

Of course, to the hillsides.

Of course, and a whole report of the earthquake that had only been there in the epicenter.

We all went there. Wow, man. And can you see this?

It must be there. You must have it, Abad, around there. So you haven't seen the light, this content? Yes. Oh, no, I mean, it was in pandemic when we did streaming.

Streaming?

It was only paid and then it died. Yeah, okay, nobody.

So they didn't upload it later to YouTube.

A long ticket, wow, what a crazy thing.

Of course, then we tell the gentlemen, but you can't live here. And you can't blow up bombs either, you idiot!

He's right, he won. He won, sir.

And there were three charges. It was...

It was strong.

And it was... You could feel it here. You could feel it here.

And you have the picture. Damn, look at that.

Here's the picture, look.

No, no way.

The Power Rangers. Power Rangers. And also, look, our eye is tripping because of the expansion.

It's not even to repeat, because it's like, no, let it stay like this.

Let it stay, let it stay.

That eye is going to be in the shot.

It's going to be in the shot anyway.

Wow, that looks epic, huh?

Yes, yes.

We had to finish it like this, with an explosion.

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Yo, Nia kotor rose pues no cuenta como pedo the law, but some cops reported me as a missing person and I was just fine. I was so sick of not having a pulse. When I reacted, there were two men in white coats, with face masks and gloves, who withdrew when they saw me move.

And the cops helped me get up. Some guys I don't know said they were coming with me and they carried me like an eagle. Until a taxi driver recognized me and those who were taking me left me and left. I never knew who they were. The taxi driver took me to where I was working and the next day he told me that there, where I was, a person had been reported

without vital signs and that's why there were patrols and SEMEFO. SEMEFO are the ones who come to pick up the body when someone dies. When I was sorting the ideas, it turned out that I was the one who was going to take the SMFOs. It was crazy.

Imagine the SMFO of...

The guy says, no, no, I don't.

You shit yourself like the SMFO. If you work in the SMFO, you already assume that it's going to be a dead person. A cop just did it like that.

But you must have passed it to the people from the CEMEFO who have found someone who has had catalepsy or something like that. That disease that is... Or that he was just breastfeeding.

It must have happened, anyway.

And suddenly he woke up.

That can be the first red light that maybe he's not dead, if you get there and the alcohol stinks, right? And you're like this... is I don't know why they tell us that. We want to imagine that here it happens like in the United States, that they put this guy and a detective comes.

It happens, in defense of what I studied.

In all my life, I've never seen anyone doing this. We have a footprint.

Because it's not like you're walking in the park, oh, a crime scene.

No, it has happened to me.

Your problem is that you don't go to crime scenes.

What?

Your problem is that you haven't lived a...

Exactly.

You have seen...

They put a line of custody,

A line of custody?

Yes, the yellow one.

They do this thing, we take this thing to check it in the...

I have seen that they do this in the lab. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

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Even with the ones from the United States, sometimes I think that in the movies they exaggerate what they really end up doing.

It depends on what the station or the state or the city says.

So, I imagine less the police officers that you have to see on the street.

Of course. We have a moment here. Those are not the ones who are in charge.

They talk to you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Crimes against family or fights between couples. There was a very famous audio series on Spotify called Fausto, which narrates a very famous actor called Damien Alcazar. And it talked about the experience that certain detectives had with very famous cases in Mexico in the 90s. And they were detectives of facts and rights.

Here we have more dead than countries at war.

There is practice.

There is practice. You know how to touch crazy things. is They're just going to cover it with a bag and throw it away. But in the movies, in the villages, the detective eventually arrives and sees the film.

Yes, of course.

And he solves the crime of the village.

Jorge and I once...

Were you detectives?

Once we were detectives. In the first... The second or third show of Hablando Huevadas that had live audience.

Oh, that was serious.

Look, look, look.

Someone died. And I was like, wow, that was serious. Look, look, look. And Jorge says, what the fuck are you talking about? And then I say the exact words and I get him out. Jorge and I went on tour and we said, hey, we're not going to spend money on this stupidity. We didn't say that, Ricardo. There was no money. There was no money.

And I told him, there's a hotel that's very cheap that's right here in front of the mall. Okay It was a No, it was a Oh, oh, oh, oh. And we were laughing like, oh, there's someone.

He was the fan, right?

There's someone.

Jorge!

I followed him here.

And we both went to say, let's see who it is. Let's see who it is, let's see who it is. And then, for fuck's sake, we started looking for the door. So we got close to the door and it wasn't a... It wasn't heard't a pleasure anymore, it was like...

And it smelled like shit. Shit.

Shit, shit. So we knocked on the door. Are you ok? Are you ok?

No.

And suddenly...

It stopped ringing.

And we were like, fuck.

And it smelled like shit, like real shit. Real I was like, holy shit. And it smelled like poop. Real poop.

Real poop.

You think it's pizza, right?

Real poop. Old poop. Old poop. So we went to the reception. And someone was screaming, and their room smelled like poop. This is not normal. No, it's normal. No, it's not normal.

I can't go in. I can't go in. You can't go in.

You have to go in.

Listen, give us the key and we'll open it.

They gave us the key, we opened it.

No.

Poop everywhere.

It's not true, man.

Poop everywhere. A suicide. No! So, I'm gonna create a tomato banana. No, so we are going to chill out You know more you know more you know, okay, okay Who's gonna get a review?

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Of course.

How come at the reception they said, -"Yeah, take the key, man." It's because it's a bad death hotel.

Bad death!

It's a hotel of...

And besides, we already had a certain reputation doing stand-up comedy, so they helped us. Of course, of course. But the guy said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no El veneno para ratas en canto tomo catoro se sobres de veneno para ratas. Okay, pero la gente antes en peru se suicidaba con ese veneno entonces la empresa quitó el activo el activo que hace que las personas se mueran porque las ratas y entiendes

We saw the prov the worst indigestion of his life. Exactly! The worst!

The indigestion that he wanted to stop the fight.

Yeah, it hurt so much that...

He wanted to kill me with pain.

Why did I remember this? Because when he opened the door, we said, holy shit, and the Venezuelan calls. And he calls, Venezuelan, Venezuelan! Chamo, Chamo! Everything full of poop and they call someone who eats his feces. I'm Okay, but I don't know me I'm gonna come on so yell intro He didn't come in here. I can buy a car. It's a coin. Oh, yeah, I got real cuchillo. Yeah I No, don't take the scene! Little by little, we got the idea of what we got ourselves into. We also got involved.

We were like, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Terrible. And then we said no. We got out, we called an ambulance. We called an ambulance, but no ambulance wanted to help us. They put Venezuelans in jail. as he did a lot of neta he said oh yeah I know

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I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I mean, it's just a one time thing. No, it's just a one time thing. 8 in the morning.

8 in the morning.

8 in the morning.

You need to wake up earlier.

No way, I would have missed it. 8 in the morning. 8 in the morning.

That's strong. Sometimes you have to take the risk. Sometimes you have to take the risk.

Sometimes you have to take the risk. Sometimes you have to take the risk. Yes, sometimes you have to take the risk.

And they never got involved with the police? There was no testimony?

No, there was never a police or ambulance. There was no dead.

He's a mediocre suicide. Actually, it was just a very serious case for the superintendent. But that was not a case of anyone. He grabbed the knife and the ass.

I swear, when he grabbed it, we were screaming.

No!

We were screaming.

Now you're an accomplice.

And he let it go when he realized.

What did I do?

No, man.

What did I do?

With the fame we have in this country.

He said that.

He let it go.

What did I do?

With the fame we have in this country. I'm gonna go back to the the the

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the the I don't know. In Peru. We received all of them. Thank you. They were so funny. Let's read another one.

Read the next one.

This one is sent by Michelle Gomez and the title is a little warm up. How nice. Category, pain, police. Hello, everyone. I hope you are well. Well, this one is long like Richie's and very sad like Beto's.

Fucking hell. No, when I was like 14 years old, my dad was facing a lawsuit for a crash that he did not cause against a taxi driver boss That for putting and putting money to want to fuck my dad took the case to court Making my father-in-law go Friday with Friday to sign That's what as a plaintiff this feels satisfaction, right? Come the fuck every fucking week, man Of course I like it

After several years of legal plight, his mother's daughter had the good idea of sending us a hot guy, who executed himself with people from the Ministry. Those who are in the white trucks picking up the defendants. Imagine, man, this is our police force. What is a hot guy, can you tell me? A whore, a whore, a kind of physical threatening.

Okay. I'm a dentist young fisica, okay Okay, so I'm a total conell proposito como de que en tienda ya viste si ya viste es normalmente los judiciales que tienen aquí una fama No precisamente buena. Okay, so they can a de más de partir de tu puta madre Amedrentar tecono tecono speech with each other's portent a guacamole So the to put a mother okay, it's a guacam I swear a garage or a corn? Gunga we torture a receiver classic a Metacritic annares para que parece que te ahogas

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Esa es la policía que tenemos aquí El cual se que cuto con persona de la ministerial sacando de la casa cosa que les valió madre y se metieron sin una orden golpeando a mi mamá le hicieron una rajada en la mano a mí una pinche gorda me pateo

Una cosa de que me patee pero una pinche gorda

Pero yo la jale del pelo y a mi papá le rompieron la camisa y le abrieron la cabeza de los golpes y tubazos que Le dieron esa es la policía They broke his shirt and opened the head of the blows and tubes that they gave him. That's the police.

Okay.

Still, they managed to take him to the prison so that in the end they would release him because there was no arrest warrant or anything. Just a fucking hotdog sent by that lady. Fortunately, after several years, my dad was able to win the lawsuit and, in the end, he no longer sued to avoid all the physical and mental fatigue of the process. Greetings to my sister Juki, who I made Cotorra, and a big hug to the whole crew and Mrs. Cotorra. Thank you.

You just made us drink.

You don't believe me.

You don't believe me. But Jorge and I... I don't believe you. You don't believe me, but Jorge and I...

Look, look. Look at my eyes, connect with me, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, them, Ricardo. No, you can tell them. It's Mexico. Yes. It's not like on the internet.

They put fake names. It happened in another country.

And if you regret it, we cut it.

How does Franco do it? He says that everything happened in Italy.

He tells crime stories.

In Italy, they scared me.

I have the videos with my glasses, thank God. But they scared you outside your house in Italy. Outside my house in Italy they scared me. They told me I knew the way. In Italy, can you believe it?

In the police of Naucalpone.

Naucalpone!

State of Mexico!

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Okay, El Casa Oficial Supposedamente El Casa Oficial Okay, the official case, supposedly, the official case involves a murder, okay? It's a murder of a couple, and this couple, the girl for some reason, kills the guy, right? She kills him. And they don't find him for a long time, and when they find him, the girl says, no, what happens is that he just fell.

We were doing like mountaineering, trekking, something like that, he just fell. We were doing mountaineering, trekking, something like that, and he fell.

He fell on a knife 14 times.

No, no, no.

He fell in a place that is very high in Italy. Very high in Italy, very high in Italy. It's a place where the condor passes in Italy.

The Italian condor. The Italian condor.

The condor.

The condor.

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This is supposed to mean to love it. I'm official. I'm official. Okay The official version is that they got lost and nobody finds them. Then they find the woman and she leaves. And she says, I don't know where the other one is. I don't know where the boy is. Then they find the boy's body and it's decided that she pushes him. And that's the official version. I can't believe it. But when they find the girl, the girl says that at some point in the that she pushes him. And that's the official version.

I can't believe it.

But when they find the girl, she says that at some point in the way she lost him. They all got disoriented because of the height, the dizziness, and she doesn't know what happened to him. And she finds him in a deplorable state. In a deplorable state, she says that she had done everything to survive.

She took her pichi, et cetera everything to survive. Tomosupichi, ETC, to survive.

Because it was like 30 days of search, helicopters and everything.

And this was a revolt.

The helicopter of the Peruvian army.

Of the Peruvian army in Rome.

That donated.

That donated for...

And helped in Italy.

Ah, so...

Because obviously the Peruvian armed forces are much more... Much faster than the Italian ones.

The police, the police.

The police. The police. The police. The thing is that later, when we went to Italy for our tour, through Milan, through Rome, to pick up the condor, to pick up the condor,

which was disoriented,

we asked people who work right in the place, in the Alps, where they work. So what happens? From the Italian mountains.

They said no. That version is false. Los Alpes no I don't detract Entonces que sucede la sierra que no dice no dijeron no dijeron no es esa esa versión es falsa Esa es la historia para la historia de la tele Nosotros le vamos a contar la verdad de la historia y nos cuenta con esta versión que nosotros no tenemos la certeza de que sea verdad Pinches italiano Yo encontré el cuerpo

Y te voy a decir como y nos y nos cuenta lo sucede que en este lugar donde van a ser trekking estos chicos donde Romano said, I found the body. No mamma. And I'm going to tell you how. And he tells us. It happens that in this place where these guys are going to trekking, where they are going to walk, there are two routes. One is the tourist route and the other is where you, there is a sign, right? Here you die.

Sure.

Yes, like a horror movie.

Like a horror movie.

No pasare por aquí. No pasar y por aquí. Prohibito en trata. Prohibito. Prohibito.

Prohibito.

Prohibito.

Claro, entonces, pero esto es cierto. Esto es completamente cierto. Hay un lugar que tú vas porque por ahí puedes caminar, acampar y todo lo más, y por ahí no sobrevive nadie. O sea, no puedes entrar porque es imposible. La tempestad, el clima, todo. Oh I'm a son even a bit. But there is someone who does go.

There is only one person in all of Italy who can go to that place. And that person is retired. He lives in the mountains, he's a hermit. And when we couldn't find his body, because we had searched for him everywhere

where he could possibly be, we called him.

They called me the old Paolo. Don't they befe possibly meant a podrius tell No, I'm almost

No, quarantine test or scourer

He'll be a man. No, no second. It's a casa de lisa. Oh, yeah, por favor. I'm most Vino de Estados Unidos todos a buscar ese cuerpo. We know much a gente buscar no encontrada He general. Oh, yeah, por favor. I you don't know say people came to look for it, but they couldn't find it. And they said, Hey, please, help us, help us. And he said, yeah, it's fine. He grabbed it, put on a little shirt, his shorts,

he went out and he found it in one piece. He found it quickly. Here's the body. And he says, Let's see, this body is here. It can't be here. He's an experienced guy, I know him, the dead one. So, this guy wouldn't have come to this place.

How is he here? And how is it that the girl has also left the side where no one can enter? This girl wouldn't have. So, after that, more research was done and what happened? The girl sent the guy to the hotbed with some authorities.

Judicial authorities, so to speak.

And they got their hands on him.

No!

They got their hands on him.

And they went to find him in Cerro de Italia.

Exactly. And they said, where do we hide him? Where nobody goes. And they threw him and said, listen to me, in a few days, you, girl, you're going to come out here and you're going to say, chica vas a salir por aquí y vas a decir que no que me estaba muriendo y que lo perdí para que todo este encaje

hija de su puta madre pero no encaja pues porque por ahí nadie va y menos ella ella no hubiera podido sobrevivir ahí ni cagando en siete días ahí ni cagando hubiera podido sobrevivir

pero al menos las autoridades italianas llegaron a la misma resolución de que esa mujer había sido responsable de lo que le paso a este caballero foreign

is In Italy, the case of a girl who in a new program in Italy, the dynamic of the program was like asking her things and telling the truth with her family.

That got here?

Yes, it got here. The girl that her uncle killed.

That is already super public, you know it was in Peru.

In a program where there is a polygraph and you have to tell the truth and after that they killed the girl. The first participant of that show

And obviously the show didn't continue

It didn't continue? It continues!

No, on Sunday, compete with us!

It continues, but with famous people

Not with strangers that can die And it's presumed that it's also used to wash your face For example I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know if it's confirmed, but it's presumed. That show is going to be on. So, TV still has a strong presence in Peru.

It's already breaking up.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's less and less, but it does have. Okay, it's the same as here, right? Yes, it's the same phenomenon everywhere.

And then here, when something hits, it's because there are 7 people on the internet on the TV show. Well, they're doing it there too, but they still don't know how to get people on TV. No, no, no. Get people on TV, make television, and they do it wrong. That's what they do wrong.

They cut their wings. Correct.

Everything we did with Maciel in a morning show couldn't have come out.

It can't be done.

And then, it's not to take away the merit of people who have made a career on television. Of course, not at all. Suddenly, you have to see the TikToker who is put in front of a teleprompter for the first time and how they freeze and sweat and shit and such. And you say, no, before you fuck up all the TV people, also, you know that what they do is difficult.

No, let's see, what happened now with Supernova,

the event of Vox,

who was in charge was in charge, but that, when you do it the other way around, the internet gets blocked. We have Katy Sanz, who is our producer, and she is a TV wolf, but she already understood how the mix works.

We know her, right?

Of course, Katy, you met her.

Very pretty.

You took her, of course.

I would have liked to.

I mean, what?

It happened

It happened in Italy

We all got a recommendation from the Italian Conapreti

From the Conapreti

A recommendation from the Conapreti

No, I'm kidding, with all due. I remember seeing her and she welcomed us. If she had welcomed us with Manuel, I would have left. Don't be a liar. I love Manuel. I love Manuel. I disconnected another one. Let's see if the third one is the winning one. This is our band Juan Miguel Contreras and it's called Esos Oaxacos.

Category, night, law.

What a night, what a night.

What a night, what a bastard! Let's see if the third one is the winning one. This is from Juan Miguel Contreras and it's called Esos Oaxacos. Category, night, law. What a dick, Torros. This is a pig like Jerry's and long like a wolf's. Yes. But it's short so it's short like Memeitos'. Memeitos' is very short. Vivian rancho in terra de nada subiendo el cerro a solo quince metros de la tienda se nos emparejan los soldados a menos

De un metro con la ventana abajo y a mi cuñado se le ocurre decir estos pinches Oaxaca

No pues es que haber guacacos es semana de manera despectiva y lo cual estoy completamente en contra Amo Oaxaca fue voy a ser próximo gobernador y mi esposa de allá se le dice Oaxaco como para usar lo de manera peyorativa de Como indio como ok sabes

El militar cargo de las ahora cuatro camionetas nos indica gritos que nos bajemos Nos tuvieron hora y media contra el cofre revisando nos equestion ando me a me a que te dedicas morro No me creyeron cuando dije que en estados unidos en walmart the I and he says, -"No way, man." -"Chale." Greetings from Rosarito, Baja California, neighbors of Timberland.

Wow, he got it on the first try. He got it.

Do you have an anecdote?

No, I don't.

There you go.

An anecdote about the Italian army?

No, I don't have one anymore.

They're all gone.

The Italian army.

An Italian revision.

The Italian army. Italian television I think in the world is the being and the duty to be And it is known that although a military in Mexico should not be like that, what do you scratch the balls screaming? fucking guajaco I'm going to break your fucking mother

Anyone who has a gun in their hand and can use it, do not fuck it, do not fuck it Do not fuck it, just give it a good advice

It's a good advice

If you have a gun, even if you're Bruce Lee, don't mess with him. Don't fuck with him. In Mexico, well in Rome, it was a very famous anecdote, where a lady who was taking care of them, they had stayed with her room, she got mad because she wanted to get them out,

and it was her house, her land, and they didn't leave.

She comes with some guns, with other friends, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,

I said, I said, I said, Roma Stein But if it's very strong Rome now Apenas in una provincia cercana in este en venezia Levele vaciaron la casa a mi cuñado Mi cuñado

Salado a la casa y la policía romana se hace la que no pasó nada to your brother-in-law? to my brother-in-law he was throwing his stuff in the water he lives in Venice and he was thrown in the water they emptied his house and the roman police did what nothing happened the situation is strong in Rome

what would you say, Jerry that you would give a guarantee to Jeropolis of the anecdotes? we are with guests from Gala you are a bit weak for the ones that Ricardo is bringing you

Yes, dude

Ricardo is going to cry in the jokes you brought

Look, this one is anonymous, let's see if it's because it's too good They title it Coyele Coyele Oxxo category, run

Oxxo is also in Peru

Yes, of course

That's crazy It's not winning yet, the competition What's the strong one in Peru? It's called Tambo No, but Bumble bumble is A cat and boys must be in a palavero chentera para referirse a la prisión

a un tambo

como un bote grande

vamos a

Pero por ejemplo mr. Beast in uno noxianos a puesto como un noxio de mr. Beast

Pero and I'm personal is ando oxos mr. Beast has an oxo, right? I mean, he's wearing an oxo of Mr. Beast. In Peru, they're personalizing oxos, Mr. Beast.

Yes, yes, yes.

They're giving us water and personalizing oxos. It's boring. How can Mr. Beast, at some point, say I want to personalize an oxo in Peru? Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to give them water.

I'm going to give with the Oxus ones. Oh, with the Oxus ones. There are Oxus, personalized by my...

The Oxus is red, right?

There are Oxus that are completely Fistables.

Fistables.

The one I'm dying to go to is the one in Tampico, the one they made with Aliens. There's a city here in Mexico, which is Costa, and there's something very curious, is Okay He's a Ricardo Farrell. I can imagine. I was a little bit of a centric. I was a serpinch.

It can be.

Can you get that?

I'm because I'm getting a little bit of a New York.

But I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm having a solid idea that gets going. I was well.

Los Aliens.

We've been in Tampico. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna see Ron. I'm so You know, so yeah, yeah Completely pimped out of the aliens. I

Know but no no, no, no, so registrar nunca

Nadie

So las alienígena

I I can't see them. They're so small. They're so small.

So small.

I can't hear them.

How do you explain the tornadoes?

How are they so small?

But yes, something very similar to Mr. Beast.

When a hurricane comes,

the so small ones go to the planet. Thank you, Mr. Beast. Thank you, guys.

Thank you. Look. Thank you. Put the picture up there, Jerry. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

Look at that. Look how good it looks.

It's like the neighbor who goes crazy at Christmas. He's like, all the inflatables of the Che Dragway are gone. It's beautiful.

Let's continue.

It was an anecdote, Jerry.

It was an anecdote, exactly.

Keep googling personalized Oxxo. This one is from Poland, they made it from sausage.

Peru made it.

There's the feastables. Wow, he got one in the notes. Yes, yes, yes.

It was news.

And then, you guys, for example, who have the chocolate talking shit, didn't you go through there in a fucking... I mean, are you already competing with Mr. Beast in that world? It's clear, it's the same category. It's always the same, you and Mr. Beast.

Yes, yes, of course.

I, as a Peruvian, would spit on Mr. Beast's.

How good, man.

And upload a story like... And I would win yours. Good, man. I would buy it from you. Like a good Peruvian. I would step on Mr. Beast's. I would buy it to show that I'm a Peruvian. I would throw it on the floor, spit it out and grab one of you.

And I would put on Mr. Beast's, I would write, white like the colonizers.

White, exactly.

White like the colonizers.

English not even for my movies.

Anglomohon.

By the way, the next chocolate from La Cotorrisa is for them.

It's because they told us to take out their fucking chocolate. Did they already tell you? Yes. No, I mean, you told us that time in Madison, I'm And can you say something in advance? Yes, yes, of course. What's it called? It's called... Can you say the name of the chocolate?

It's called La Cotorrisa, right? The chocolate?

We were left behind after the phrase.

I said La Chocorrisa and then they told me,

well, it's already registered.

Who the fuck registered it?

If you're watching, person who registered La Chocorrisa, foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign

foreign foreign I is I like it. Yes, there is one of the flavors that is very similar, nothing more similar, nothing of replicated or anything.

No!

Very similar.

What is it similar to?

To this, the chocolate, ours let's say it's preschool flavor, preschool flavor. Ok.

Yes, yes, yes.

To Kinder chocolate.

Ok.

To the bars.

To the bars. Those that have like five in a box. is I was like... You can't eat chocolate before it comes out, asshole!

So, there are two flavors. They called him and that's how he called him.

They told me you redesigned the packaging. Yes, the first one was very flat, it had to be done differently. The good Barry helped me to make it more colorful that caught my attention I feel like what it needs is

a slogan, something so it's not just the logo but wait, the chocolate is already designed

in flavor, the mold is already done I got a date, according to the last call because I fired the factory owner that is here in November in November it's here

bless God That's nice, it's here. In November it's here. And it's like this.

It's beautiful.

The first one was drier.

I like that it looks like happy chocolate.

Exactly.

It's funny because the first time we mentioned it, half of the people who reacted to it were asking if it was going to have drugs. And we were like, no, no. We have so much fame for drug addicts that people thought, oh, it's chocolate. So if I can Have a Puzzle chocolate normal

Seguramente con todos los ellos pero normal I'm gonna make a normal chocolate, with all the stamps, but normal.

Yes.

Three stamps.

Three stamps? Yes, he's the dog. The richer the chocolate is, the more stamps you get.

Totally.

And we want to open the fourth one.

Totally.

And also, you know that you're sacrificing income for flavor. Yes, that's true.

Because if you have less stamps, you pay less taxes, you earn more money,

but you are respecting your chocolate.

Hey, fat man, thanks.

Every time you enjoy a bite of that chocolate, we give you five pesos to enjoy it. We lose to each bar.

Does it hurt you?

Yes. Yes, but you're going to die of something anyway.

Uh-huh.

I don't give a fuck, look.

How delicious! See, but that's a movie that I'll go to. Uh-huh. Eh? I don't give a fuck. Look. That's good.

And that?

With just ugly chocolate?

Just ugly chocolate.

Imagine that.

With the cotorriza? Nah, it's just a little bit.

Well, we've said...

You're the worst at announcing the product.

It's so good.

You always get the worst of us. We've said that if you don't do yours, we'll cancel our production.

You're the worst. Thank you.

If it doesn't come out in November, we'll cancel our production. And that only Mr. Beast's will be left.

Let's see if Mr. Beast keeps asking you so much. Like us.

Let's see if Mr. Beast keeps asking you for as much as we do. Let's see if Mr. Beast keeps asking you for as much as we do.

Did you hear that, Fernando?

The damn Mr. Beast.

Mr. Beast.

He's a waterman, right?

We're in this.

Yes.

Hey, but that challenge that Ricardo just did, like, let's see if Mr. Beast... I just saw him like... You're paired up with Ibai in a duel.

Ibai, listen to me! Slow!

The best thing is that the camera is slow and he's like...

Yes, yes, asshole! Fucking colonizer! Worse than the 4T, right? A la verga con sus espejitos. And the empowered logo. You get more than me, asshole.

You're challenging Ibai, man. Incredible.

The empowered logo.

Well, now that Rubius said we're not worth it,

No, I didn't see.

People got mad. Because Rubius is like...

It's Rubius, man.

Rubius, Rubius. No, no, but I think I'm gonna go back to the movie. It's way movie movie to palace Rudy reaction

Way to cook a little you can only boost all the lento

Because we're moving partially says can I say this is my only normal mental impartial is LJ's They are normally telepathy foreign foreign

foreign

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foreign

foreign foreign foreign foreign It's Daniel Matalo pero the reason the moisture Is almost carly divertidos you catch it out of one time language It's a lot better I'm gonna die! This is the support of our fanatics. You mess with one, you mess with everything.

Fuck you!

You know how I was laughing when I saw that you were paired with Ibai in that battle.

It would be a great duel. In the streaming world, Latinosme see so the unmoved Latinos con los españoles

Yes

I can't even talk with a revisit in a level that I normally comment on this is completely a Mexican

is impartial result of this We had impartial judges. So the results were the right ones. But they didn't care that we were there.

10 million in total, because even if they don't give different transmissions, they were pissed off. I mean, the first thing they do...

There were 9 people with the iPad here on YouTube, the cell phone here on Twitch, at least there was one person behind each screen.

Exactly. And they were talking about zooming in. I said wait But you, that's what you deserve. Ciudadanas party, that's what the TV calls it.

Ciudadanas party.

They expect us at the party.

They don't get paid anything, and now they get offended. Because we are very Mexican. Of course, asshole. Even if it burns your ass, bro. Well, the things we've done are also quite impartial.

No, no.

Partial.

Partial.

We just did our...

We just did a volleyball tournament.

LGTV.

LGTV, QZ, here. And when we saw that we liked someone, we supported that team.

Sure.

There was a volleyball game of a trans team with another trans team, where in the middle of the game things got a little heated in the middle of the game, and people started shouting things. And I took the microphone out of indignation, and I said,

why don't you solve things like men do? It was wonderful. Have balls, you bastards.

You know what?

A guy who killed Ciro,

that's not a whore!

He's fooling us.

You know what?

That guy hits like a man.

There was a guy called Piñata. Piñata was a very funny guy. He was a man of almost 60 years old who played volleyball. And he was very funny because he grabbed the psychology

Yes, yes, you fag, what's wrong with you? You are a shadow And we brought it to the table, we support the whole game Of course, we support the whole game Because it's a show, we are comedians Look how he gets piñata, look, find the video You streamer should know it, it's not a conventional narration

How do you think, man? And besides, who invites the cotoriza knows that he comes with the whole room, the audience.

I think it would have been so disappointing for the people who did know us, that we behaved like the people who didn't know us would have wanted. Of course.

And that's why they sat at the table.

Yes, because it was so fun. Look how he does it. He does it like he despises it. And when the ball came to him to volley, he grabbed it and did... It was spectacular.

But both these events and this one are a clear example that the target of Latin America weighs a lot, my bro. And if you can see your statistics on the other side of the puddle, the percentages are much higher than those who consume Latin America. Latina pesa pesa mucho me bro easy se ponen a ver sus estadísticas allá del otro lado del charco pues los personajes son mucho más grandes los que consumen América Latina aguante y bye

no me ha gustado que Rubius tire mierda no porque ya no el Rubius les ha tirado mierda

Rubius ha tirado mierda maldita sea

lo tenía que decir Emanuel Emanuel tienes que estar de nuestro lado pendejo I Need to say I don't think I can see them on well Emmanuel to the crystal in a throw a little bit the whole This kisser kerubius Ching is a puta madre Melissa picado por hacer estos eventos a si es por su vida. Vamos a demostrar se puto como se hace Venimos a venimos venimos dreamer que los dreamers son comedians

Tornado the box the nanos see when he's in muy bueno But let me know, let me know. We have made a dwarf boxing tournament. Yes, very good. Dwarf boxing, dwarfs can't lift gloves, they get tired of their arms.

It's amazing.

The mole, when we go to Monterrey, sometimes even organizes in his lodgings, and while you are drinking, they start to get to mount the dwarf ring. For something that they canceled at the national level,

to the bad ninja. Yes. They start to build the dwarf ring Wait, for something that they canceled at the national level The Malway Ninja

Ah, right? The Mole does it every weekend

In your face, Rubius

What?

The Mole can do things that the Malway Ninja can't

You see? You see? And these commentators have names, asshole, the bald and the hippie-fag idiot This is personal. This is between Spain and Italy. I'm going to use the passport my grandma gave me to kick your ass in Madrid, asshole.

You challenge Ibai and I challenge Rubius.

Yes, challenge Rubius. Imagine, in a boxing match, you against Ibai, I against Rubius.

I against Ibai in eating hamburgers and you Rubius in fucking. match, you against Ibai and I against Rubius. I against Ibai in eating hamburgers and you Rubius in being a whore.

No, man.

Because a fat guy never stops being fat.

You end up losing. When you went to the Milanese challenge, you ate two tacos, man.

It's because I was pressured.

No, no, no.

We need you, we need you.

I think you're going to improve more in the next challenges. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story.

I'm gonna tell you a story. It would be good. But if they do it... Besides, the Pokémon duels, we come. Yes, dude.

Besides, it gives me courage, dude. Because the guy complained that MrBeast did that. And that makes all of us, dude.

And now you get mad.

But what did MrBeast do? What is supposed to MrBeast do?

He threw it.

He put his secondary channel on his shirt. Before, look, he recorded. I'm gonna miss a pain the home When I get when I say unto me service con los más grandes creadores de contenido apenas This was a playera con sus nombres con su número de followers canal y rubius como es muy grande tiene dos muy grandes pero en su playera pusieron el secundario Osea que se sienten en honduras I'm going to be a little bit of a bit of a bit of a

bit of a

bit of a

bit of a

bit of a bit of a We should do an event in a place like... No, it's Vox, we're going to see... No, we promise a show like Coliseo Romano. There's going to be a bear against three ladies. I like it, I like it. Seven dwarves against a bastard. Well, I don't know if you've seen the last thing we did.

In Coliseo, they were born creative. 2000 years ago.

But a Roman decoration is as it is. And I'm like, a black guy is like this! Of course!

You have to do it! You have to do it, man!

With a world of probabilities. Colosseum theme, fights that you haven't seen anywhere else. Everyone wants to be in that fight, obviously it's not going to be like in the real Roman Colosseum.

Well, we had a discussion, right? If a trans and a lesbian, and we can do that. It could be. I'm gonna be on IE podemos hacer podría ser Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I found a panal of wasps inside a phone booth Because I want to, because I paid you what you asked for I thought they were dollars when I heard they were pesos and I even laughed

All your shirt says Poo You complete it

You complete it

We have to finish this Oh Kotor was antes que nada los felicito por su narración en el supernova que gran eventos Pues bueno It's Jerry, who decorates the... Enriching the anegdos.

Badly written on top of...

Well, this is short and humiliating, like the slag that was given to Chellao. No, but what a bunch of assholes, that bastard went up to fight an MMA professional. Mixed Martial Arts, even if they were in boxing, what a bunch of assholes who fought him.

Yes sir.

A very quiet day, in quotation marks, in the streets of Obregón, two friends and I were walking without hurting anyone. But each one had his tostón in his bag.

Like, 50 dollars.

Okay.

Everything was fine until we reached a corner and a patrol intercepted us.

Like 5 dollars, dude.

It's a motorcycle tostón.

Ah, motorcycle tostón, sorry.

Ah, it's a motorcycle tostón. Everything was fine until we reached a corner and a patrol intercepts us. Indeed, Cotorros, it was worth it. They asked us to stop for an inspection because, according to them, there was a stolen ox nearby and we looked suspicious. Obviously, we didn't go, but we brought a motorcycle,

so running away was only going to make us look worse. We stayed still. So los iba a ser ver peor nos quedamos quietos a que alguna pausa para decirles que si les van a hacer una inspección No la hagan de pedo ustedes chilangos somos los de la ciudad de méxico siempre se le ponen al tiro a los oficiales aquí haces eso y te agarran a zapes no pedimos al de oaxaca en fin hasta lo de Cuando los oficiales se estaban bajando mi amigo al que llamaremos el grillo para ocultar la identidad de carlos When the officers were getting off, my friend, whom we will call El Grillo, to hide Carlos' identity,

ran away without saying anything. My other friend, very bastard, tells the officers, that this guy was the one who was carrying the motorcycle. The cops laughed and checked us anyway. And boom, we are in trouble. The officer tells me, no, that he was the one who was carrying it,

and my friend answers him, yes, él llevaba la suya. No. Les explicamos que no asaltamos ningún oxxo, que solo traíamos mota, pero cuando ya nos estaban echando el rollo de que nos iban a llevar, que la multa y la chingada, mi compa le arrebata las bolsitas al because he caught me in a corner. While some cops were chasing that guy, I ran to the other side. I heard the officers shouting, Don't go!

Suddenly, they turned on the patrol, they activated the siren, and to my bad luck, the patrol left behind me. While I was running, I thought, Why the patrol behind me if I don't have anything? I had to jump over a house to free her, but when I fell on the other side, my friend was running with the cops behind him.

So we both kept running until we got to a vacant lot where a lot of vagabonds live. We hid among them and the cops didn't get in. Fuck you, fuck you!

Get dirty, get dirty!

Get dirty, you shit!

I'm a vagabond. Take off your Rolex! Yeah

The police no cementier on porque los vagabundo se empez put them together thinking they were going to evict them. So the officers left. From there we went to smoke well, Agustin and Turbide. Nothing serious happened to us, but then we learned that El Grillo was found and taken to Cereso.

A penitentiary center.

A social rehabilitation center, right?

Cereso, I think.

Yes, yes, yes. I said, what is Cereso? Serio centro de rehabilitación social no serious. Oh creo que ser eso Guarantía de yerry Verdad gracias Yeah

I'll keep it

But

I mean

But I know I love you all very much. And that your anecdote is shit. And that. Fucking Roman. At least at the end you have to say, hey, but you do need to improve your joke, mommy.

Yeah.

Hey, very good tit, but very bad writing. Well, again, creating comedy with nothing. With nothing, man.

With nothing, nothing.

They make us live.

They make us live.

Imagine a live show that tells you,

there's your closure. Oh, you want to close it up? Wait, you're going to close it up.

This one.

When I read it, I thought it was like five shots. It can't be that you didn't think of it. You read the title and said, here I'm going to finish it off like a machine gun.

Let's see what kind of information Jerry brings us. Let's see if at least... Let's go to the last section of today.

If we do it well. Bring the best ones.

I'm nervous already, giving him the clip. What's up, man?

I hate memes, I hate you with all my life.

Beto, die, damn it.

Look, something from Dragon Ball so Jorge can be happy.

Ok. The legend of Goku is a Peruvian movie, filmed in Chota, Cajamarca, which is a live-action adaptation of Dragon Ball, the film directed, produced and starring Dante Rubio, seeks to capture the essence of the famous manga and anime series.

Did you know about this?

Yes, I knew.

I knew, but I haven't seen it.

I haven't seen it.

Nobody in Peru saw it, right?

Nobody.

Only Dante saw it.

Now, curious fact, Chota is the place of the... It's a lugar del del police. What I can take a Presidente que la gara no si si si de ahí es de ok, pero vamos a ver el trailer la Sierra Italia Completamente la Sierra Italia los de Italia Les ave way no studio de karate mal O sea eso está bien. O sea eso es propuesta

La la que si come out of Dragon Ball was terrible.

It's well recorded.

It looks pretty good.

Chris has created Akira Toriyama. I don't believe it.

Akira has no idea what's going on here.

Look at that effect, please.

I was expecting something much worse.

No, but look at that scene. I want to see it. And'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I know Oh, yeah They will put it in the money

That was a comeo I don't remember a Goku fight in Los Andes The legend of Goku

A movie by Dante Rubio

That was good

Congratulations for Dante Rubio

You dignified the live action scene of Dragon Ball

Now you could put live action of real Dragon Ball It's terrible I think that even from the trailer it was like, no, this is not going to be good

You said, this is going to be shit.

And I just never saw it.

I don't know if you are as otaku as me, but the one that was also worse was the Death Note. I don't know if you saw it.

Yes, very bad. Netflix made it, right? Terrible.

Yes, terrible. I remember that. That's the thing with her. What's up with the thing with Dragon Ball? That was really bad.

Really bad.

It's terrible.

It's terrible. I've seen it.

I saw it in the movies. Yeah, it made us all mad. Since you saw Goku with Beto's hairstyle, you were like, no way.

It's really bad. And Goku is a gringo.

Yeah, Goku is a gringo. I'm going to go with green gas away. So, I'm going to go with green gas away.

So,

I'm going to go with green gas away. So, I'm going to go with green gas away.

So,

I'm going to go with green gas away.

So,

I'm going to go with green gas away.

So,

I'm going to go with green gas away.

So,

I'm going to go with green gas away.

So, In Peru, some police officers tried to... Oh, these are Peruvian facts! Some police officers tried to exorcise a young woman who was raised possessed without realizing that she was suffering from an epilepsy attack.

No.

The case unleashed criticism all over Latin America for the lack of protocols.

I know what to do, bring me a rosary!

That's true!

No, man, it's wonderful, man. I love Latin America.

We're so similar in everything. But what, man? Having a medical emergency and a woman starting to bless you.

God bless you today and always, and the poor thing is biting her tongue.

It happens more than you think.

It happens a lot to the police.

How many species are in danger of extinction, they see them and kill them because they thought they were witches. So the lettuce is in danger of extinction because the town where it appears, the town where they say, Mata, porque pensaron que la bruja así que la lechuza tal está en peligro extinción porque pueblo en el que se aparece pueblo

En un pueblo en guadalajara can mexico a pedrero un drone way pensando que era un ovni Bueno no se saca la noticia de los policías encubiertos pero Una maravilla way paso siempre si viste el último comercial de los arenas go de comas I Passed in place Serena's go the comas no No, sir. No way. Come on. Can you show commercial this is over? No, no, no, someone is you know, no, but I get on the phone in like I

Wasn't serious. I don't know. So no some policias, you know, come on Come on, no, no, no, no tienen Como de municipio como el municipio tiene como unos guardias el amor foreign foreign foreign

foreign

foreign

foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign I I like you with the gun but you have a rock behind you Wow Well, there is a... The police in his official account uploaded a TikTok of... Do you remember this train of... I'm a slob and this is my first drink

And he uploaded one with...

I'm a slob and this is... And it's a traffic accident of a slob in a car like this And the police appears He is a slob and that was his last drink But not to drive

Police the official Peru is my first drink Here we were also very dramatic but in the 90s is that I think it is a normal trend No, we fall from the United US and then we go south.

Of course.

Then it starts to be dramatic.

We get goosebumps saying,

Hey! A man can rape you!

The performances, man.

Very cool.

Yes, yes. And they recorded it terribly. No. Oh, the closure.

No, with the bag.

And suddenly he was just drunk.

Like in the first story.

Dude, how dramatic.

And after that, the police comes out.

And now I'm going to Mr. C.

Because I already worked.

That asshole didn't get an Uber. But I don't drive.

I don't drive. I don't drive. Because I already worked. That asshole didn't get an Uber.

But I don't drive.

Or the news of a police officer who was having a party at his house and the police officer had a fight with someone and started shooting outside.

Jove, what just happened? I was just shitting myself on Twitter. I'm gonna go with a leanie Papa disparara fuera, pero Okay, pass me a minute. I'm gonna love you in Twitter Un video de unos policías que estaban agarrando como a putas en la calle uno de ellos se cae Agarra la pistola como para disparar al aire y si mata un cabrón Como voy a poner orden para ese cailo viste en tu cumpleaños

tenía 21 Tenía 21 años In your birthday? Yes, in my birthday. I was 21 years old on my birthday. It's your birthday, Jesus. I was 21 years old.

Ah, happy birthday.

Listen to me, it's crazy.

It's crazy because you ask something about a death and he says it's his birthday. You look for support to get information and he takes advantage of the moment.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. I mean, I don't know that, but it's my birthday. foreign

foreign I'm not saying anything, but he's waiting for the fucking greeting of his birthday Happy birthday, fucking egocentric

It's not about you, man We just wanted to confirm a fact A death of a young man We'll celebrate you right now, motherfucker

You want to celebrate life when we're talking about death, man. I can't believe it, man. You're so fucking crazy.

You're so fucking crazy. Listen to what you did, man.

Listen to what you fucking did.

I'm crying, man. I'm crying because I heard that there was something like, on my birthday. Is it your birthday?

Congratulations Jesus!

How old was your nose? Is it your birthday?

Do you think this is a good time to say it? We're talking about something serious! How did you leave?

You left like any other person. I left because I was time to say it. We're talking about something serious.

How did you leave? You left like any other dude. Let's read one more. The next one.

What's up with the disqualification of a judo fighter from the Mexican national team in Paralympic Games

for anti-sports attitudes. I hadn't seen it, I hadn't seen it, I hadn't seen it.

I didn't know you disqualified him for that.

I thought it was artificial intelligence.

He's going to die, he's going to die. Yeah Yeah I

Can't look at you

You

With my master

But it is to be able to see because the Abajo no, no, no, but it's a good year Jerry no, he doesn't. Don't do this to him, he's done it already. There was a tina. I think it's a great gift to say goodbye. They really rocked it, we love them.

I'm Ricardo and this is his last job.

They rocked it.

Thank you for coming. Jotorros, we told you before, you have to go see what they do. If you haven't seen what they do, this live pair is crazy. Yes, they are a bitch.

Improvising is hard to find someone more badass than these two. They are a fucking badass. Go see them, you have the opportunity. Follow them as if they needed more millions, but anyway, go take a walk over there. They are a fucking badass.

Something in particular that you would like to announce or something?

No, we are happy to be here on this cunt's birthday. We have to cut because we have to celebrate a birthday. We're going to cut the cake. Jesus.

Greetings to Roma.

Kisses. Kisses.

Wherever you want.