Episodio 353 - El intercambio de La Cotorrisa

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Solo Rory.

Pim, pim, pim, pim, pirim.

No.

Piririm, piririm.

Pim, pum. I thought Beto was going to start with some deep ones. I like it more than All I Want for Christmas is You, Mariah Carey.

If you had a pose like this, you'd do this. A little donkey on the way to... Ok, it's good. It's happy. Tell me, come, tell me, come, I'm on my way to Belen. It's good.

Imagine you're DJ Santa Claus. You're DJ Santa Claus. It's good. me and then... Campanas over campanas That's the final one Yes, yes, it's like... They're having fun with their...

The girl was about to take her tits out

We have to pay what we asked for

But we still have... They turned on the light and over campanas

See you later! No, the one... No, look, I was going to say Last Christmas by Wh. Yes, no, the one of... No, I was going to say Last Christmas by Wham!, but no, that one is also very low.

The most fucking Christmas is the one of Band Aid Way, Do They Know It's Christmas. That one, how is it? English, from U2, when they wanted to compete with We Are The World. Band Aid is... Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

That one, that one. they know it's christmas time at all And we always end up in the... It's Christmas time! Hasta noche!

No, the Christmas songs are great. The music from the Polar Express is very good. I remember that the scene where they serve him hot chocolate was something that moved me. I was like, what do I do in this life? When I could be in this one.

It's that it's so fucking Christmas because everyone gets in commercial tune if you want, but of everything is happy, I'm going to buy things, I'm going to turn on the lights, I don't give a shit bro. And that's so beautiful. On the contrary, when you listen to a Christmas song in another time of the year, it's depressing

like his fucking mother.

It's even very strange, hasn't it happened to you that you put foreign Navidad We won't even try because it won't come out as good as the original That is already viral Every Christmas, the clip of us singing that song comes up again That we really liked But I feel like Jose Feliciano already saw that one if it's live

Yeah, we better do another hit not video

Well, with all due respect, is it live or not? Jose Feliciano, it's live here, dude

Here

Let's see, say Feliciano

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Maestro José Feliciano.

Brian already killed him. He died in Brazil where he was born.

He died singing in his birthplace, Sao Paulo. Greetings to Maestro José Feliciano. It's not easy to say Maestro to someone so good, right?

With so much career. Yes, not at all. The truth is that, as long as you have many years as an artist, for me, you already earned yourself the title of a teacher. I mean, if I like that you've been dedicating 30 years to your art...

Yes, even if it's filling a place of 50 or 100 people, if you've been doing it for 30 years, you being a teacher. He's a teacher, of course. A teacher in failure. 30 years of being worth it.

We were not talking about you, Mr. José Feliciano.

No, no.

Another joke is gone.

Mr. José Feliciano in Brazil must be crazy.

They say he stops in Maracana.

No, forget it.

As if there was a fight there. He only plays on December 24th in Maracana.

He only does that.

Greetings, Mr. José Feliciano.

What else? Today we have... That's José Feliciano's discography.

Today we have a Christmas episode, obviously. Merry Christmas.

This year's schedule is very cool. We had the dates to make Christmas episodes.

I don't think it ever happened like that. There was always a little delay of a day or two. And now the stars aligned for Merry Christmas, my people.

The meme is that it is the encyclopedia Cotorra. Everyone said, aha, and the mmmm.

Let me see.

No, the third year of the Cotorrisa, in fact, settled with these two. They broke a duck. With February 14. Once they recorded live on the 24th. And then we remembered two things. The one of Ivan Mendoza and the one of Figarad. Figarad was only 31.

No, it looks like, if they had paid him, they would have paid the best date.

Well, one day, like today at Christmas, Jesus was born.

In the ephemeris of today. Chuchito was born.

The first Christmas tree is placed in Mexico. What year do you think? You saw it.

I think...

1864.

I would have said less, huh?

Yes, me too.

I mean, older.

Oh no, I would have thought I had less time because, my head the Christmas tree is the Americanized version of Christmas I don't know if we were already so Americanized

I think the pine tree still comes from Europe The tree is German

It was made for the English to popularize themselves and for Queen Victoria it was made for the whole public Correct bro

Look at him, nothing else. Pure cotorriza, eh?

This was recorded by Figara?

This is nothing more because he remembers the episodes, but all the misinformation that has already been provided in this program.

He because he still does not pay the bill to the marihuana. Well, a day like today, too. Ah, well, the oldest Christmas tree documented since 1419. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. a tree decorated with nuts, nuts, and apples. Oh, that's right. You're going to hear us, pupule guagua.

Oh, and it's in English, not even French.

You fucking c***.

Come on.

It's all good.

Very good.

It's in English. It's in English, the dog. With those eggs, dare I say, from the bakery,

those guys eat fish head. English. foreign foreign But this thing of not understanding the gratitude that a country that welcomes you, that welcomes you, that learns you, deserves.

Instead of eating that way, son of your fucking mother, the least you have to do is investigate what you do, animal. I hope no one goes there, with the bakeries we have here.

Brian is very angry, he went to tell Jerry, go look for him, his name is Richard Hart.

And let him go to the sea, go find him, his name is Richard Hart And he should go to hell

Expose him, expose him

Get his face out of here

Brian is the most angry with all the controversy

I agree

I agree I agree Dude, I assure you that in all of England there is no bakery like La Esperanza, El Lisonondo, Las del Centro, Le Caro. What are you talking about?

Show me one in England that also sells you fish and I'll be fucked.

Yes, or a Chilindrina Chidericha, asshole. How ignorant is this? How is it possible? It's like we go there and say, In England, the truth is, the scene of the stand is very poor. What? Just because you haven't heard of it. They're sacred cows. If we know about comedy, we have to investigate.

I want to think. Everyone does. Imagine you go to a country where there's not as much stand-up as in Mexico, but you build a scene there. They welcome you, they love you, they treat you like shit.

And you say, man, I dije como español con espejitos. Aquí eran unos iletrabos. Los imbéciles. Los imbéciles.

No, la reza eran voluntarios con cosquillas.

Y le dije, y dices, no, no te pases de verga.

A ver, también, te acogimos, pero tampoco sabes que tuvimos a tal estrella nacional. Claro, es que lo mínimo que puede ser. Y además con lo fácil que es ahora, güey. Tell me a little bit about the tradition and the bread in Mexico. I mean, our strong point is the dulce.

The dulce bread is huge, the panes of dulce bread.

Obviously, as a Mexican, I'm going to tell you that for me it's the best in the world.

That bastard never passed by a bakery and saw the amount of trays of colors and...

A bike with a man outside any business, man. That fucking bread is delicious. You won't have seen it. We're gonna go on show Madonna in Los Estadios way can you see Kieris panaderia de alta repostería una pinche donna de estadio Así como de homero simpson

Para ahorita navidad yo creo que ya ha de estar en su séptima disculpa este animal si pero Pero pues este también nosotros antes de que terminar el año y antes de que nos vamos a la bonita lo bonito de la navidad Tenemos que descargar tantito que chingas a tu madre dice ricardo We have to unload a lot of... Fuck your mother, says Ricardo! Fucking Tocayo, don't go to the slums!

He criticized that we make the tortilla wrong...

He said that the bolillo was a fucking bad industrial bread. Are you an idiot, idiot? Are you stupid or something like that? What?

I, the only, only part, the part of me, the most villainous part, and I shouldn't even say it out loud, but I did think about it. I would never buy a telera for my chili. Not bolillo, but telera. It's different from bolillo.

But telera comes from the need for the torta,

because just before it was made with bolillo.

The telera comes from the need for bolillo. How do we make it fit more than bolillo?

So, telera, more than a baker, was an contribution contribution. An engineer in cakes. He said, hey, what you're doing is really cool, but I need a cake with this size.

Actually, the bolillo is an inspiration for the French baguette.

12 hot bolillos with cream, a little cream.

For the Mexican, from the portillato.

But I've never felt like eating a telerita by myself. A telerita, like a pinch.

You can also dip it in chocolate, or add butter, mayonnaise, mustard.

But like in England. Mustard too.

Like in England, they don't know.

Jam. I don't understand that bread can be a tool.

Yes, it really happened.

Architectural to support the ham that you're going to need after you don't sell a fucking bread.

And this dog already had his branch... He already had his branch on the right and left in England?

Yes, I mean, he is a recognized chef.

So, the idiot came to expand here.

Well, like he came to... Dude, it's the dream of a lot of foreigners. Let me go to Mexico, to a very cool area, dude. Where I can contribute with a culinary business. Because we also have a rich culture around food. It's not just what we prepare and what is from here.

The Mexican likes to eat good food from other countries. If you come and you put a place and you are cooking cool, it will fill you up and at the table, of course you conquer it with your teeth. But with a lack of respect, in thecate a chingar a tu madre.

Completamente de acuerdo. Completamente de acuerdo. Ya lo dijo Ricardo.

Pero hoy es la feliz navidad.

Hoy es la feliz navidad.

Sí. Oye, pero hay influencers que se aventuraron a ser cancelados cuando este bueno había hecho su estupidez

y todo el mundo amaba esta mamada. is in the list of coal and who was on the gift list? That's correct. No, just to not leave anything negative, right? Who else is on the list with a sense of Santa Claus? Me. That what he asked for this year, he has to give it. You, besides Slobo, obviously.

Besides, obviously, Slobo. Who would you say that this year in Mexico, that person won what he asked Santa?

Again, once again, MVP, my bro, Guillermo del Toro. Sabía que lo ibas a decir.

Con Frankenstein.

Sabía, te mamaste. Lo volvió a hacer, wey. Te mamaste, eres el más grande, Guillermo.

Eres el más grande.

Te mamaste, wey. Que Santa te traiga lo que quieras, bro.

Un traje como el de él, que te lo traiga, wey. that you can't do being Guillermo del Toro. He has so much money and so many levers, man, that it's hard to get even Plutonio. Even the love of people. Even if it's not with money or levers, he just asks someone who can give it to him, and even if it's forbidden, he says,

it's just because it's you, Guillermo. Where can I get so much Plutonio?

Son of a bitch, I'm going to tell you... but Chitongo. Ha ha ha ha. The contact of WhatsApp, Plutonio Plutarco. Ha ha ha ha.

Pepe Plutarco Plutonio.

Ha ha ha ha.

Well, there it also says Fatima Bosch.

Fatima Bosch. Well, but they already gave her her crown, which is probably what I would have asked Santa Claus.

That his mother fucks the Telemundo too, by the way.

What did the Telemundo do? in Jota and... Giraffe, Incapaz. Ignacio. Ah, I didn't understand that.

Ignacio and the giraffe.

But yeah, also Fatima.

Today also, I think we already talked about it before, but in 1914 a Christmas truce was declared of the First World War. And they played soccer.

They raffled. They sang Villancicos, they wished each other a Merry Christmas and then they shot each other in the necks. Que chulada, wey. Que chulada. Se rifaron, wey. Cantaron villancicos, wey. Se desearon feliz navidad y luego se dispararon en las nucas.

Que extraño, no? O sea, el mero 24 dices,

es que la humanidad va más allá de la guerra. Y el 25, pa!

Damos una más. Ya no me cabe el recalentado, I'm more comfortable with a hot dog. Yeah, when you tell someone that eats a lot. You have a hole in your stomach.

Yesterday they made me feel sick. In the hot dog.

A day like today, but a thousand and something. There are movies. Again my poor little angel. If my poor little angel comes out again, I'm going to fire half of you.

No way! Incredible, bro. Incredible, bro. Increíble bro!

Se van de aquí pa' acá.

Es que creo que a Brian le gusta que lo volvamos a platicar wey.

Otra vez hay que hablar de esa película bro.

Otra vez bro.

Dime algo, dime otra. Esta madre wey.

Mi pobre Angelito 2.

La 3, la 4.

Harry Potter 4 wey. Harry Potter 4 muy navideño. Ok a ver otra navideña que no sea tan así como mi pobre angelito puta madre bro. El regalo prometido. El regalo prometido, el Grinch, la nueva de animación está muy buena wey. Claus es muy buena wey. Claus muy buena. is I like it a lot when Barda ruins Christmas. I like that episode a lot. Snoopy is very popular at Christmas. Yes, Snoopy is very Christmas.

Snoopy, the Muppets are very Christmas. Does the guy have his Christmas episode?

No.

But he's a cheerleader. Don't say that.

You're exaggerating.

We're all in our thirties.

Don't talk about the animated guy.

The animated guy, bro. He didn't encourage me to watch it.

Christmas story with Mickey Mouse.

Christmas story with Mickey Mouse is very OG, Lalo. I totally agree. That one too. The one about the promised gift is beautiful. I almost never watch them. Pato Donald! Yeah, I remember. They weren't a gift... They were dressed in a typical suit, right? They weren't a gift that would come to them for Christmas, or not? Because I remember that at the beginning a gift would come to Pato Donald,

and from there Pancho Pistola would come out.

Well, yeah.

That's it.

No, that bastard is fierce.

He's fierce.

I like him.

No, it's not Christmas. No, ah, ok. But the one with Mickey, yes. The one with Scrooge, with Donald Duck, no, fuck off.

Scrooge.

Which one?

The bad duck uncle.

I remember when I was a kid, they played in El Golden, a movie that was about Scrooge, but as a sex movie. And I had to visit the women I had sex with. No way! No way! I remember that, of the things I got to catch on paid television, if you scheduled your day and the correct channel, the best movie I've seen.

Yes.

I mean, in that area, right? I mean, not better than Heart of a Knight, but I mean, from the pornographic world, clearly, right?

There he goes with Harry Potter.

Look, I'm between Infinity War.

And the godfather 1 and the...

And Scrooge-A-Mee-My-Balls.

I don't know what it was called, but...

Scroogey Poogey.

No, Golden was wonderful. I remember when I had to schedule, if we already had dinner late, I preferred not to have dinner. I was like... You preferred not to have dinner to be able to use the jacket without the full set. No, no, no. I mean, since we had dinner late at my house, especially on weekends, which is when I applied my Golden fist,

I couldn't have dinner because it was already dinner time.

I had been waiting for an hour for the chicks to come out. I thought you were saying it as a precaution.

I'm going to wake up, my love. No, no. I have physical activity at 11.

I masturbate at 11. Sorry, I haven't masturbated yet.

I don't feel like it.

Then I puke.

I have to wait an hour.

If I don't. I'll repeat it.

I'll repeat it.

Look, from the Simpsons without a Christmas tree.

The Simpsons without a Christmas tree, 1989.

South Park, Mr. Mojón is a great Christmas special. Well, it's actually an episode, more than a special. It's not like the ones we have now, that do have a complete special. It's the first thing we have in South Park. you know, but I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,

I said,

I said,

I said,

I said, In 2010, Community College. You have to go to Community College. You would love Community College. You would laugh your ass off. It's a university.

Of course.

Sorry, go ahead.

You already said it. Everyone works in a community college. How do you say it? A community school? Yes, that's how you say it. A community school? Yes, that's how you say it. Well, a community school that you go to when you fail.

So, people come from all kinds of backgrounds. And there's a group of people that makes everything. Hey, Chevy Chase is in there. It's the last thing Chevy Chase recorded. And they say that recording with him was like recording with a crocodile.

They say it's horrible, man.

Imagine now, as an old man. I'm gonna come over. I'm gonna come over. I'm gonna come over.

I'm gonna come over. I'm gonna come over.

I'm gonna come over. I'm gonna come over. I'm gonna come over. No mames, wey, cuando se le sientan... El de Benihana. Benihana Christmas es la mejor de todas. Cuando tienen que rayar a una de ellas para saber cuál es su novia.

No, wey, cuando se le sienta a Kevin que no pueden con la risa, wey. Como aguanta el aire Michael, wey.

Ted Lasso. No recuerdo qué episodio y eso que la vi recientemente. Recientemente me la eché completa. I recently finished it from the second season Black Mirror, Blanca Navidad, I don't remember either ehhhh I tried to explain it, but I don't remember and Expediente X, I never saw Expediente X Me neither

I only knew it was really good You find the pop references you find the music in the poster

but I don't think I ever saw an episode I just found out that Vince Gilligan wrote most of that shit really? he's fucking genius since then. But well, there it is. Christmas, movies, see you later.

What a bastard when you find out those things. Seth Rogen as a youngster was in Ambrose's caravan.

What?

What do you mean?

Yes, he was the first bird I saw.

Yeah.

Oh, no, I was already a kid when I brought it. Nah, those guys are from when they were kids.

In 1971 Ricky Martin was born, icon of Latin music and pop, famous for hits like...

No way, Ricky Martin's birthday is on Christmas.

Yeah?

No way!

They must have given him the same gift for both things.

Pito.

What a dick. What a dick. cosas. Pito. Que culero. Que culero. Incluso si ese es el regalo. Me encanta, me encanta. Incluso si ese es el regalo. Que culero que solo te festejen una vez.

Si wey.

No?

Osea que no.

Nada mas le cambias de color al moño.

Esas son personas que no saben lo que es que en dos puntos de tu dia te sientas super They don't know that in two points of your day you feel super special and you expect a gift.

Let's see, you do feel displaced, it's the child of God. Even if you're Ricky Martin.

Yes.

I'm going to celebrate the child of God, bro. Let's see, yes, you doubled Hercules, bro, but... You would love him to double you. Yes, I mean... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to be a the the the the

the

the the I'm sorry, man. No, they move you, man. Yeah, like everyone hugs each other for Happy New Year, and then there's a 15-minute break and...

Rory!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Let's see.

I say the same for Happy...

How would a birthday be... I mean, we write you a... The same.

Nothing more, asshole, so you have it clear.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm gonna say, happy birthday. I say the same thing to congratulate you. How would a birthday be?

I say the same thing.

Just so you know, that guy,

he has to say the same thing on all his birthdays.

The same thing, uncle. The same thing, grandma. The same thing, mom. Hey, do you have the detail of arriving with gifts?

No.

No?

No. No.

No, that's bad. What do you prefer, to fulfill January 1st or December 24th?

Fuck, both are very cool, but I think I still prefer January 1st.

I would say December 24th.

No, because the gifts were awesome. I mean, as a kid, how was it? Did they bring you gifts as a kid?

No, well, it was comal pedo way to the other guy was a new program. The new C. No, when I was getting a bit of a kid,

but I'm a man. I'm a kid.

I'm a man.

I'm a kid. I'm a man.

I'm a kid.

I'm a man.

I'm a kid. I'm a man. I'm a kid.

I'm a man. Ah, yes. And besides... Rory, how could you not tell us before? We would have told him the day. Besides, there was a cake but we didn't eat it because we were full.

So it was until the next day, until the night.

And they would take out the whole menu and I would say, Oh, Rory's cake. They would tell him not to eat it. They would tell him to look at the cake area. foreign foreign foreign No, Roron, don't break my heart like that. What the fuck? And Roron thinking, couldn't they buy it before? Well, son, don't ask. Ask Santa.

Well, you were the pilot too.

Oh, Eriko.

No, I was the first, imagine.

Don't tell me, man. And when is your sister's birthday?

One is on October 1 and the other on February 20.

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What is that? I don't like that.

In 1999, the first successful test of the World Wide Web was carried out in the United States.

That shit is 35 years old.

So it's a Christmas invention, man. How nice. The internet gave it to us for Christmas. Yes? How nice. In I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. but my Diddy backpack. And nothing comes faster than Diddy. They gave us some backpacks at the event we did with Diddy Food and I don't know about you, but the Rappi backpack turned out to be...

I mean, Rappi, dude.

He just said it. The Rappi backpack is not even as good

as Diddy's. It's nothing more than shit compared to Diddy's. Shit. It's fast, but... I don't know, I don't know, I found it very practical.

I loved my...

Don't worry, this is not a mention, it's not a mention.

It was a private moment. It's not a mention. You were great.

Great. No, I'm fucking ungrateful.

Can't learn.

Is your gift there?

Yes, here I have the... Oh, no, of course, we don't even know who it is.

It's a secret Santa. Okay, so what do you think if we start?

When was the time we did the giveaway? With you. Like 2 or 3 days ago?

No, like a week.

What was it? 2 minutes? It's good that we are going to rest. No, like a week ago we found out. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

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I'm gonna get you a new one.

I'm gonna get you a new one.

I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. Okay. Okay I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think it through.

No, no, no. I, as I always see, as I always see in Fortnite, that his son is a gamer. And it's for him, it's kind of for his son. It's...

Ah, gamer.

And he's like,

I'm a skirt.

Some headphones to play on console and PC. And it's full of candy. Because I'm that girl who, in the wrapper, instead of putting confetti, puts candy.

I like it.

There are pallets, clowns, chocolates,

some bites.

Now, be honest.

Congratulations.

Did you like it or do you want to change your gift? Did you like it or do you send it la catafixia para un probable cambio

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I'm going to say it again.

I'm going to say it again.

I'm going to say it again. I know, I know. It's a good one. You said it. What is it?

How much can you earn? Is there more than 200 pesos in cash?

This is mine. Who do you give it to? Yes, yes, write it down. A clue.

I got a person that is white. Is it a pista? Una pista, pero vente aqui A mi me toco una persona que es de tez blanca

Ok, ok, puede ser Rory, puede ser Barry

Con barba

Ok, y?

Andres

Que tiene ojos pequeños

Precioso Ojos pequeños A carjos pequeños. Ojos pequeños. Mmm.

Ah, caray.

Ajá.

Y es algo bajito.

Okay.

Bueno, el más bajito de la oficina.

¡Ah!

¡Esa!

¡Ale!

Entonces el pianito que estaba abajo sí era para Mateo.

¡Esa, amigo! I'll admit that if it was for Mateo, it would be a lot lower.

That's a fucking good barry!

Before you open it, what do you think it could be? What do you think Beto said? I think I'm going to take that to the barry.

It's heavy.

It's a box.

Three kilos of flour, right? For my favorite cook.

It could be a shirt or a sweatshirt in a box.

Okay.

I think.

Let's put it on.

Let's put it on. Even if it doesn't fit.

No way, it's much better.

Oh, but. No way, I was going to say a Lego.

The first one to go over the budget.

First one to go over the budget. Let's go. foreign

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You have to write it down.

I got someone...

who is white.

Okay.

Fat.

It could be Slobo.

It could be Slobo. It could be Slobo.

It could be Slobo. It could be Slobo. Someone who's white, fat...

It could be Slobo.

What else? He likes to get into trouble.

It could be you or it could be Rory. I'm ready. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, wait a minute. Que bonito! Una pila para el celular? Mas o menos.

Que es?

Es para que lo agarres.

Ah, es como, te hace tu celular un naro.

¿Habías dicho que vas a dejar de usar el case? Vergüisima. Pero... No, es que esta me la compro Chany, la verdad el color me cago.

Gracias, wey.

Pero para que no tengas case. foreign foreign a very handsome boy is he made of cardboard? he is very handsome and made of cardboard does he wash his face with water and soap? sometimes does he untangle his hair?

because he comes straight from his classes

does he untangle his hair?

I got a very handsome boy who is a big fan of anime and what I gave him and I encouraged him to give him this I encouraged him to give him this that reminds me of him foreign Oh How do you turn it over? How do you turn it over? Oh yeah.

That's the moment of the episode.

How good we made the exchange in the episode.

Yeah, man.

What do you think I can do?

A sweatshirt and a...

No, it's too heavy.

Fuck, a fucking lead sweatshirt. A fucking sweatshirt and a... No, it's too heavy. Fuck, a fucking lead sweatshirt, man.

Fucking sweatshirt.

A sweatshirt and a brick.

I told him to dehydrate, right? I know what it is.

How can I not know what it is? Yes, I bought it.

No, this time I did put cookies in it, man.

Well, I hope.

They're cookies. They are cookies.

It's a...

Ehhhhhhh!

Ehhhhhhh!

The daddy of a thousand.

The daddy of a thousand.

It's Don Lechero. It's the daddy of a thousand. is He's working. Exactly. He's working, precisely. Lalo, run, man! He's precisely working.

No, man.

Did Jerry send him for his gift?

Sorry, I was looking for Jerry's gift, which he forgot. He told me to get him the good... Jesus. Man, how was it? I'll get yours. I'll get yours. I'll get yours. I'll get yours. I'll get yours. I'll get yours. I'll get yours.

I'll get yours.

I'll get yours.

I'll get yours. Hey! And he was in the hall. A Coke for the slob.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Sailor Moon. Benito Juarez. Batman. Christmas sweater from Batman. Sailor Moon.

It's very random, right?

Sailor Moon and Cheyenne.

It's a half-Ratman sweater.

The other one is chichi and the other one is not.

Did you like it? Yes, I liked it. And you Aguilar, you have to describe it first. It's a guy like...

He's a guy who is one of the most recent people who joined the team.

I think he hasn't joined us formally yet.

He still hasn't signed his contract.

He says we want to watch him. Fucking antisystem. foreign

um And well... What did you say to him when you saw him in the office? That you got home and you don't know, a boy... A boy arrived...

A boy arrived...

I don't know... I didn't know how to describe it. It's Jesus.

I didn't know how to describe it.

A very tall boy arrived.

Look at that. A great sweater. Christmas, Cotorra. 2022, 2023. That's the season. Yes, true. Very OG. 2022. Look at this. A great sweater.

Jesus, what do you think it could be?

I think it's...

A Pesebre, right?

Mirra. No. 750 pesos de mirra dentro del parámetro me quise ni pasar ni quedar cortos kilos de incienso incienso la verdad no es mal regalo no no es muy regalo como señor lo valoran I got a present. How do you value it, sir? Look at this. It has a gun to hold a rifle in the events of the Cotorrista.

For your diapers?

And for the glasses, a case.

And it has glasses, right? Hey, no!

It also has glasses.

You also went overboard.

Wow, a gift bag! No, I got something else. Another one? I'm a Balsa

El pilón para que no se descompense el pilon para que no se descompense. Perico. Ah. Perico.

Lo quieres o lo catastrofas.

Muchas gracias Lalo.

Muy bien.

Tu a quien le das?

Jesus, a ti, como dirias que es el chico al que te toco darle...

Ya es pi llamada.

A ver ya.

Ya.

El chico de la noche. El chico de la noche. The guy you had to give...

It's already a call.

Let's see, the guy you had to give...

Top 5 of the office.

Who would you kiss from the office? I won't repeat myself. You should know that I chose you.

I had to...

That's not up to you.

I had to kiss a guy that...

A guy that... A guy that I think has friends in prison.

Oh, man!

I'm losing my mind.

He has a neighborhood and sometimes he yells,

You've got me fucked up, Rory.

Okay.

It's the same guy.

He's on the left side.

The same hodge.

The same hodge.

I say it's Ropan.

Yes.

We said it would be very fucked up if they put the names of all the people with nicknames and no one would have known.

Yes.

I don't even know who that is.

Who is Carlos, man?

Jerry is called Carlos, right?

But they call me Jerry!

They call you Jerry, I never meant to contradict you.

We have a hoodie!

Let's put it on!

We are the most evil aunts. You look beautiful, you look divine. I Did it precious

Come into is foreign Who do you give a car to? I got a guy A guy? A guy with Chinese hair With Chinese hair! He has challenged death in these days He has challenged

How old is he?

I don't even remember

First of January

I give him the year for everything.

So your boy is...

Rory.

Don't hit me.

And he gets a fist inside.

Something, clothes. Something about clothes? I'm gonna record that scene. It's like San Pedro, the second attitude. I feel like he kept it for the sweets. What's next?

Cool, huh?

Ah!

Rip and dip!

The hutch giving away.

Another one that happened.

How did I not touch you?

That was a good one. What a good one, man.

Thank you. It'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I hope he likes it. But what is your boyfriend like? He's...

cool.

He's cool. Would you say he's top 3 cool people in the office?

Yes, he's top 3 cool people.

No, top 8.

They're all cool.

And it's for your sleep problem Ok Look at this It's like he's entertaining

Yeah!

Come here my boy

No, all of them are G's

Well, nine I didn't count Jesus

Oh, fuck, Sebas is here Ten I don't know. It's a turtle! No way! It's a dream? I don't know.

It's a tunnel?

It's a turtle!

I don't know, I have no idea.

Well, let's see.

It could be an alarm clock. Oh, it could be.

No?

It could be.

It's...

It's...

It's... It's... foreign is foreign

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That's why I wanted to say

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No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Okay. You got this. Muchas gracias. Nombre que? Feliz Navidad.

Que crees que sea mi chicks?

Pues conociendo a Jerry,

yo creo que va a ser un panecito de dulce.

Ay si.

Algo, no suena como a pan pero.

Suena a pan. Suena como a concha.

No huele.

No huele.

Una sudadera, algo así.

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She's very pretty.

Well, I got someone very difficult.

I burned my brain thinking, what am I going to give her?

Someone who has everything. But I said, something that she's going to like and she's going to love. I got to give Ricardo Perez.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. foreign is

wow Wow! That's cool! A shirt from when I was singing to Susana in the Metropolitan.

Ah! That's nice.

And also, it also comes here. One, ah, look, from the album that he dedicated to me.

Wow!

That's cool!

That's nice, man. You did a great job, man.

And then, with me, the round ends?

I don't know.

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Yes, who's missing?

Brian is missing

Brian is missing

Come on, man

Who did you get?

And it says in writing who he got

Because he doesn't know

Come on, man

Come on

I thought it was going to be me

Who did you tell me to play?

Who did you tell me to play?

I give it to Liverpool

I, I... Give me a coupon of 2,000 bucks

for whoever needs to give it to me.

What a son of a bitch.

What I have in my wallet, who says I? The Beto.

I wasn't going to be at the exchange. That's why I left it for you to know who I was going to't going to be in the exchange, that's why I left it for you to know who it was for.

I got it from a guy who has an almost twin brother. The guy is a comedian. His name is... El Cebas. As you can see, Brian prepared this for you. Since he found out, he was excited to give it to you. foreign

foreign I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm saying? No way. With your fault, it's fine.

Ah, 2XL.

3 meters of fabric.

A cape!

Wow! A poncho!

An American Eagle poncho.

I'm in the line for the ones who change. Poncho! Poncho! Poncho! Poncho! Un poncho American Eagle! Un poncho American Eagle!

Yo voy en la fila por los que cambiamos de color.

Yo voy en la fila por los que cambiamos de color.

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Muy bonito, Jorongo!

Muy bonito, Jorongo!

Muy bonito, Jorongo!

Que padre su funda pa' coche. I'm not a fan of the news. I'm not a fan of the news. I'm not a fan of the news.

I'm not a fan of the news.

I'm not a fan of the news.

I'm not a fan of the news.

I'm not a I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Wow! It's really big, man. It's really good. Holy shit! It's really good.

Holy shit!

Wow!

Holy shit!

Envy asks for gifts along with Ricardo.

There they go.

Wow!

There are even clowns in that bag. It's not just a rock.

There are three cans of tuna. foreign Oh I think the most correct thing is to give it to Beto. Beto. It's incredible. You rocked it, Sebas. You rocked it.

Who did you get?

I got a guy who always comes with a lot of money. I Mean it'll go uncheeky. Oh, can't I go?

Come as well as a civil simple time I always have the best attitude. No way! The best attitude. That's not what I was thinking. That's not this shit over there. No, the best attitude doesn't always bring it.

Sometimes it doesn't come.

For him, yes. For him, yes, right? Sometimes it doesn't come. Yes, sometimes it doesn't come. That's why he comes with a good attitude. Exactly. Because he stops seeing us for a few days. I'm gonna see what I see, but I said no, man, so yeah, that's not yet I put it over here in a moment. You took a second. Okay

Okay

If I receive a Christian or that what they have Wait I'm gonna go to the post office. I'm gonna go to the post office. I'm gonna go to the post office.

I'm gonna go to the post office.

I'm gonna go to the post office.

I'm gonna go to the post office.

I'm gonna go to the post office. I'm gonna go crazy, you know, Wolf? Can I take the tree?

And with that, the exchange is officially over. Welcome to the gift.

It was awesome.

How nice, how cool.

What a nice exchange. I hope you guys also enjoy your Christmas exchanges. That's what it's about, to live together and give away cool things.

Do you think so? you know, it's a lot of fun. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna to say, yeah, I got a figure. I didn't come in. I'm going to say, yeah, I got a figure. I didn't come in.

I'm going to say, yeah, I got a figure.

I didn't come in.

I'm going to say, yeah, I got a figure.

I didn't come in. I'm going to say, yeah, I got a figure. I didn't come in. Let me open a little bag. And don't share any of them. Don't give them to anyone. Don't give anyone any of your candies. And put on some music so no one can hear it.

What a cool activity. I loved it.

Next year I'm about an

iPod

I'm gonna try to get a car you're gonna get a little thing that was a little bit of a little bit of a mama and she and I know I'm gonna be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a foreign foreign

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foreign foreign foreign is foreign Yeah, it's also for good. It's the title, Entravesura, which ended in disaster. Category, Posada, Fuego Familiar. Victor Vargas Leon is the one who sends it to us and says, Hi, everyone, this anecdote goes back to the year 2020. It was the Posada Familiar. I clarify that I have a large family,

approximately nine paternal uncles and 12 maternal uncles. Now imagine the nephews. Anyway, a lot of family. The thing is that we have a family tradition that consists of gathering in a hill, which we called the family hill. Where at the top, there is only

my grandparents' house, an uncle's and a neighbor's. And there is only one entrance. Where you go up, you have to go down. I clarify that this hill is surrounded by dry grass and you can already imagine

the formula naughty children, rockets and dry grass don't get along. Haha. The fact is that yes, Cotorros, we made the mistake of throwing rockets at the dry grass to see if it lit and we quickly ... You are remembering the face he made, right? You're even crying to contain it, dude.

You're even crying, dude. We're gonna play your underwear Yeah, man, I've been a conellito I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Puta me... jajajajaja Oh my god... Sorry, sorry

This is the best exchange ever

jajajajaja Looking at the liter of milk that also comes in the bag

jajajajaja

jajajajaja Oh my god... A grinder that says Ricardo, right?

I still... I still today that I came with the things I thought... Who will be the one to bring the clothes? jajajajaja Ricardo, no? Todavía, yo todavía hoy que venía con las cosas pensaba, ¿Quién será quien traiga el roperazo?

Jajajaja

Neta, neta, neta. No me imaginé que el bullying me iba a tocar, amigo. Cuando empezaron a abrir los demás regalos,

wey, esta nave, esta nave vuela.

Jajajaja

Que la verga, dijimos de 500 a mil pesos, wey. foreign Yeah, but nobody peed in the bus.

No way.

No way, man. No way, man.

In summary, this guy with a family with a lot of people, a big family, he and his cousins

did the mischief of lighting a fire in the dry grass, Cuentes. Super. And since the whole hill was surrounded by dry grass, the whole family tried to put out the fire with a bucket of water. I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say,

I'm gonna go ahead and say,

I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna go ahead and say, It's just that his feet, his face...

That's the thumbnail.

We call the firemen and since the entrance was very narrow... They have been fucked better than Air Mexico.

It's not true. You're going to make them so they can see them.

You're going to make them so they can see them.

Oh, no, man.

They had to put out the fire as they could from under the hill. Anyway, we I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. way foreign foreign I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. That's the title of the story. His name is category. Freddy Mata Junior.

Freddy Mata Junior.

What a great story. This is as long as Ricardo's. This inn was 5 years ago.

They made an inn next to my work. And I was limited. I couldn't go.

I wanted to stay at home. but they insisted and I went. At home, they told me that a colleague at work asked a lot about me. It's that it's very ugly, it's very ugly. At home, they told me that a colleague at work asked a lot about me. I'm going to be like, ya en la casa me dijeron que una compañera de trabajo preguntaba mucho por mi. Cabe aclarar que esa compañera ya estaba tomada. Esa compañera se me acercó y empezamos a platicar mucho. Y me decía, amor, bebé, etc.

Yo solo le seguí el rollo. Y en una de esas nos sentamos, se recargó en mi hombro y la abracé. I'm going to I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I love you guys. foreign I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm out of it. Feliz Navidad. I'm out of it. I'm out of it. I'm out of it.

I'm out of it. I'm out of it. I'm out of it.

I'm out of it. This third one is called La Posada revela. Category, work, alcohol, chaos. Amanda Annette. What's up, Cotorros? To get to know the work environment, you have to go to La Posada. It was my first posada, my first job.

I was a house girl, with only my 18 years old, I entered the work world, and there I met the real female evil. Ha ha ha. maldad femenina, jajaja. Fue en el 2019 cuando nos invitaron a muchos de la misma área, ya que anteriormente solo se daban dos o tres pases, pero ese año fuimos como siete.

Y bueno, teníamos un jefe de esos típicos...

Pfff!

Jajaja.

Jajaja.

Te vas a ahogar, güey. Es de esas cosas que...

Ya me está molestando Memis, güey. I'm already in good health. Don't look at me. I'm already in good health. Laugh.

You're going to get the mucus.

You're stupid. How can't you control yourself? I swear I'm thinking... Like a classroom teacher. I swear to God that in my head I'm like, fuck off, I'm going to start sucking.

He's not so fucked up anymore.

I'm going to see his face again.

And well, we had a boss of those typical stalkers, mischievous, conflictive, sexist, but they were a mess for those events. Dinner started, they were going in the second half when I arrived late because I met up with two other classmates at one of their houses to get ready. Before arriving, we went through some beers to get there drunk. Anyway, they took our plate and started bringing glasses with ice and soda

so that everyone could prepare their own Cuba. And our boss started serving us and forcing us to drink shots of tequila. Everyone is avoiding looking around like in a bar.

Why do we only laugh?

Come back to gain stronger, man.

I just see how everyone starts to turn.

Oh, man.

How stupid. How stupid. foreign I'm going to laugh at new things like, you know, the headphones. No, man, and you, and also, that fucking Sebas was the one who got the most drunk. Sebas got drunk, man. That fucking drunk. For a moment I thought that after

the action figure, I was going to get the same

headphones that I gave Beto. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. so that everyone could prepare their own cuba. And our boss started to serve us and force us to drink shots of tequila. Aha.

I was acting stupid because I was drunk. It was my first time and I didn't want to mess it up. But at the time I started to see a chaos around me. One of the girls, who was apparently very fresh, was there in the bathroom, in the bar, eating the cake that was left.

Like this, with her hands. It was a rectangle the size of a table, and according to her, no one saw her. Besides, she was having a great time with half the company. Another one was really ugly. Let's see, if they tell you, in the La Cotorrisa's inn, they kissed twice.

No way.

In this office there are no women. Who do you think kissed in the inn? Rory and Beto. Rory and Beto. Rory and Beto? Could be. Or Rory and Jesus. They are always trying to get you.

Rory and Jesus could be. You beat me in a race but you beat me in some fucking kisses.

But you are not the first to kiss me. Who would be kissing who?

Who would be kissing who? I say Rory one to kiss. Who would be kissing who? I say that Rorico breaks Jesus.

I'll just veto it.

No.

Right now he's sad.

How am I going to leave? More or less. I'll tell you tomorrow. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game.

I'm going to play the game.

I'm going to play the game.

I'm going to play the game.

I'm going to play the game. Oh my God! It's worse than the laughter

Open it and see that they are headphones for Game Boy Advance SP

Son of a bitch! Another one was very drunk in the garden and a partner took advantage of the situation there, hugging her Very bad Trying to touch her Very bad um The girl was always working drunk, or she was missing the party without justification. Two others were on the dance floor, about to get drunk with the manager for dancing with a man who was known to be the next boss. And there were so many others with their hands full of shit, making scandals with their chickens, amantes del jale o peleandos entre caballeros jajaja te sale más cara la la cena o posada con parejas pero si te evita esos pedos no de que dices mínimo sé que no se van a empezar a dar entre todos tal cual y ya también si uno se le pasan las copas le decimos a la familia oigan pero si te fijas justo cuando la posada o la pedes de pareja si acaba mucho más temprano foreign if they send you the picture of who works in the office, you stay calm. But in other companies it is synonymous with the fact that now he will be with the one who bites his ribs.

I mean, this would be a great detail that Brian would say, hey ...

Oh yeah!

It would be a great detail!

All funny!

In life they let Beto come back to work at the cotorrisa. Me neither! I'm going to photo Un chingo de besos Susan

por supuesto

No, it's an activity

So

So far as connected for a day

Was a little bit of a loss I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm full of kisses. Yes, love. I swear. It was like putting the tail to the donkey. It was like putting the kiss to Beto. We all played but we didn't take more pictures because we were embarrassed.

Because the other kisses couldn't be photographed. Oh, how bad. But well. We still have more.

We still have more.

We still have more.

Oh, yes, this mother.

This mother.

It's a little long. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. because a partner invited me to dance and commented that he wanted my number. Hahaha. The direct one could no longer stand the working environment that came out to shine and more than anything it was because she wanted to get along with the partners and the opposite was happening.

When we left, we all split into taxis and Uber. I made the decision to go with the cake one. Bad idea. Well one of her boyfriends, because he was like 5, applied the persecution on a sports motorcycle and I got scared. But she left with him and gave me the keys to her house.

The next day, it was found out that a manager tried to abuse in the taxi of one of the girls that was super drunk, but the taxi driver saved her. Literally. Anyway, since then, they give us very limited alcohol. That's all.

Wow.

Nothing else.

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That happens a lot. Like, they go through a lot of shit. But also, at the collective level, the whole company is like...

Yeah, dude.

We were fine.

When did Vladimir vomit?

The taxi driver's, no. But like, they were picking them up... No, güey.

Sí.

O sea, en la posada, tus mejores ropas, güey, la mejor peda del gaño, te desinibes con todos los que no habías hablulear esto hoy en la noche? ¿Entras a la catafixia, Beto? Güey, también nos desconectamos en la posada del año pasado, güey. No mames. Este pinche loco empezó a sacar billetazos, güey.

Tú.

¿Quién empezó? Todo tú.

¿Ah, sí? What happened? Everything went down. Oh yeah? Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Hahaha. How much money did you take to your house last time? Nothing, man. He got all drunk and only had 20 pesos.

Those are not his times.

And last time is not Beto's season.

Today they won't touch him, what do you know?

They changed the rules and he went back to training.

He went back to training and he fucked up again.

And who was the great champion?

Sebas, dude. Sebas took a lot of money.

You took 10 balls.

Rory took 10 balls, dude.

You're going to do that? Go to your headphones. I was between those and Apple. And the Air Max. But those still sound better. Yes, because the Air Max are only compatible with Apple. Those are with everything.

Those are only with Xbox controllers.

Jerry with his toy.

Wow!

I'll exchange it for Beto's headphones.

Let's see, put the best anecdote.

It's Wednesday today, right?

Today is Wednesday.

We'll go to some cool quenadas. Put the best one. It's Wednesday today, right? Yes, it's Wednesday. Let's go to some cool quotes. Title, Policemen and Thieves. Category, Posada Robo Promesas. Fanny6 sends it. This story includes screens,

bad gentlemen, promises fulfilled, weapons, and I saw no worse than a mother's mint on Sunday. Hi, Cotorros. This happened in Monterrey in 2010. At the posada of my and We decided it was a good idea to leave the screens in a house to avoid being robbed of the car at the parking lot of the club we were going to. On the way to my house, two trucks stopped us with gentlemen with shiny hats. At that time in Monterrey there was a touch of Kedah, dude.

Shiny shirts and sucky sneakers. Everything absolutely pirate, I'm sure, haha. They ask us to get off the three of those metallic blue Zuritos. We got off without putting on any clothes,

Nel, compis.

Tomorrow, look for the car in Plaza X,

No way. No, they screwed us, obviously. I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me.

I'm gonna miss

me.

I'm gonna miss

me.

I'm gonna miss

me.

I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me.

I'm gonna miss me. I'm gonna miss me. I'm going to tell us but I got another reason for looking for so I'll be a seeing the parade in the media. I think it was a bus car. No, yeah, he's got a sure. So I don't know. So they got most of the most.

Quentin, I guess. I know. You know, I'm done. I lost you. Complete. So, but I'll be a lawyer. Tan objetisima estaba que ni los señores malos la quisieron. Ja, ja, ja. Estábamos haciendo reencuentro.

Hoy sí, si ahora bien, conseguro tu coche.

El cuento de los nueve.

Cuando sale de una casa vecina, una señora.

Aquestos pendejos no saben, pero los rancheros sí saben, güey.

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Who is the one that acts like a raped cat?

Brian.

How was it?

Mee. How was it? Meh, meh, meh. Orale, cuando se cruza, meh, meh, meh. Meh, meh, meh.

Meh, meh, meh.

Meh, meh, meh.

I want to hear from the neurobiologist Dr. Lena Torres who studies the enrichment, Feli, right? He knew about the cat's pee. He pointed out that the Christmas tree is the Mecca or the definitive toy for cats,

since it appeals to their natural instincts of hunting, exploration, and climbing.

Wow, that's cool. Does anyone confirm this, that they have cats at home? Yes? They love the Christmas tree? What do you think, man? And was it surprising for you or?

No, I already knew. The cat being the cat. Yes. But without getting caught because they throw it. Oh, really? But his problem is, I want to see what's inside.

Hide, go through there, right?

Well, the uron that shares much more genetics with a cat than with a rodent, it's also very like that, dude, of throwing things and getting in there.

I didn't know I shared more genetics with a cat than with a rodent.

Yes. Yeah. I knew they weren't rodents, but... But, man... He also has a very big hunter instinct. He puts his water and throws it. And I'm like, well, die then, asshole. I heard that in Catalonia, one of the typical figures of birth or birthmark is a shepherd who is pooping. He usually places himself in a hidden place on the way to the cave.

He's shitting, he's shitting, right? He becomes like a search for Wally from the birth. Let's see, where is Mr. Cagando? Where did they put Mr. Cagando? There he is!

He is cagando, dude!

He is a man, dude!

Dude, the truth is that I like to have a collection of little shit. If there were many figurines of Mr. Cagando, I would have my collection of Mr. Cagando.

There are, man.

Yes?

Yes.

I'm going to start my collection of Mr. Cagando.

There is a whole range of Mr. Cagando, from the ones that are in the middle of the shit,

to the ones that are more inclined.

The Meme Pinguin that you put in this... me I'm gonna see my name is the I put some shitty figures on it. You covered the python. I put some shitty figures on it.

You idiot.

I think that in some communities... I think that in some communities Inuit of Greenland during the Christmas season they eat a traditional dish called Igunak, which consists of skin and fat from fermented bat meat. What about the pooping figures?

I still have them, you can find them at Namamezu.com

No, man, no! I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. You told me you had a collection of shitting figures. Shitting. Katy Perry.

Cyril Tonjera.

You almost caught me.

Cyril Tonjera.

And that's me.

He's considering you my figure. He's my figure until the next episode. I think that even though we celebrate Christmas on December 25th, there is no historical or biblical consensus on the day, month or year.

I'm just bragging to Beto in the chat. Checka, nothing's wrong.

Look, you did it perfectly because it's imported.

Since it's in Japanese, it doesn't break. Yes, that's true.

But I didn't know that not even in the month...

There's no evidence that Jesus was born. We're putting this day to the pure stupidity. Of course, there's only one bastard who speaks textually of Jesus. His name was Claudio Josefo. He was a Roman philosopher. Who in those times said that he was heard of a bastard.

Beyond that, nothing don't know anything about Jesus other than everything the church invented.

What?

I thought the day was set.

Nothing. In fact...

They chose December 24th.

They say that the four evangelists who wrote the Bible were born 50 years after Jesus' death, and they didn't even know him. They say that for their scriptures, they said they knew him because he was more morbid. But no one knew him, man. I'm gonna say something. El gran campeón mexicano. Ponle los guantes de boxe a tu Julio César. A mi Julio César, wey. Se lo va a pedir a Haku.

Es un gran tatuaje, wey.

Que a un Julio César le agregaran sus guantecitos,

se vería bien verga. Aparte me encanta porque también era un calvo, wey. Frustrado. ¿A poco era calvo? I'm gonna get a guirnalda here on top to cover his Oaxaca cheese. You should buy your guirnalda crown. I'm leaving my hair.

You're starting to record episodes with your guirnaldas.

With a towel.

What's up, Conky? Saint Nicholas was born in the 12th century in Holland. Santa Claus. He had a white beard, ecclesiastical-style clothes, a bag where they kept the presents for the kids. Oh yeah, 13. And it was mounted on a little donkey. In the 17th century, the Dutch moved it to North America with the name of Sinterklaas,

which later derived from Santa Claus. It was in 1930 when Coca-Cola dressed it in red.

Who brought you your presents? Sinterklaas?

Sinterklaas! And before that, they arrived in donkeys, man. Wow I'm But it's Sinterklaas! Sinterklaas is a city! Well, now it's going to be Santa Claus!

Sinvergas?

Sinverga!

No, the German one, like this.

I'll add that during certain periods of the Middle Ages, some regions of Europe considered that Christmas should be lived in solemn contemplation, so expressions of laughter, mockery or behaviors considered frivolous were prohibited. The celebration was focused on devotion and penance. Any gesture of excess of joy could be seen as a lack of respect for the sacred nature of the date. We just shat on Christmas. We're already in that tradition. It's good it's not the middle ages. We'd be dead by now. If we compare Jesus' birthday to Rory's.

Christmas comes from the old English Christes mais. Christes mais. Which Christes Maes, wow. Which literally means, Christ's Mass.

Christes Maes, like more.

Yes, it's more.

Now they write it M-A-S-S, like more. Referring to the liturgical celebration of the birth of Jesus, it is a compound word of Christ, Christ, and Mass, Mass.

How nice.

Yes, mira.

Que lindo niño Jesús.

Que celebras mañana, Cristo Misa?

Lo de Cristo Misa.

Misa Cristo.

Si.

Navidad.

Lo del nene.

Ah, ya, ya. El niño en cuerno.

Eso es misocrista.

Misa Cristo.

No, yo soy más de Sinterklaas. Ah, the kid in the crown. Is that a misochrist? A misochrist?

No, I'm more of a Sinterklaas.

He comes with a Belgian donkey.

Ok, put on one more, Miller, and stop going to the inn and start.

What's up with the fact that in Catalonia there's a Christmas tradition called Tio de Nadal or Cagatio? Where a tree decorated with face and blanket is fed by the family from the beginning of December. On December 24, the children hit him with sticks while they sing traditional songs so that the trunk shits small gifts and sweets that hide under the blanket.

It's an old family rite related to asking for abundance for the winter. Hey, we give you the piñatas.

Grab the piñata.

We give you the piñata.

Nobody has to shit or anything.

How so? We give them the piñatas. We give them the piñatas. No one has to shit or anything.

You just break a wood to your favorite character.

It's not even your favorite character. It's not flying. It's a stone that you were feeding him. And now he shits. We give them the piñatas, friends. We give them the piñatas.

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Why? Why Christmas? What a girl added to the English baker.

Yes, yes, except him, except him.

Go back to England to eat fish and chips, idiot.

We love you all.

And may you live Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

I send you a kiss I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys.

I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. And that's how we got to know each other. And that's how we got to know each other.

And that's how we got to know each other.

And that's how we got to know each other. And that's how we got to know each other.

And that's how we got to know each other.