Episodio 370 🚨 - ¿Nacos o Whitexicans? FT. @AldoRendón

We are recording the alarm at once!

I think it's the most alarm-related show in 7 years of Construyendo

Yes, now it is!

A very exciting episode, really, really!

If there's something that has offended you in the last year

because you went online and it bothered you that you saw it

Well, this is worse How do you love yourself?

Yes, if you can be offended by something, as much as I just offended myself

I can't say anything else This is worse. How do you feel? Ah! It's better. Yes.

If you can be offended by something, as much as I just offended myself. He's already putting on Snowboy Renato. Snowboy Renato.

Snowboy... what's his name?

They have a friend forever.

Your brother. The man who's boyfriend is your brother is not angry.

Friends, super alarm. Don't watch it with your mom or your delicate friend. Enjoy it, fucking morgosh.

With your delicate friend, yes.

Watch it. Enjoy it, you fucking morons. Well, my friend, delicately, yes. Shut up.

What's up, friends? Welcome to another episode of La Jotorriza.

And today we have with us

a master of mental agility and many other things, Aldo fucking Rendon. Oh I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I want to tell you all that Beto is coming in very handsome. He's coming to get you.

He's coming to get you.

Beto, Beto, Beto.

Look how handsome he is. He took your advice.

He looks more handsome.

You made him worse. Go to hell.

No, I say you made him much better.

Yes, no.

You didn't cut the fringe. you didn't cut the fringe. You didn't cut the fringe, man. We've told you many jokes, man.

I mean, Jimmy Neutron is gone.

Now, man.

Now, now, now, please. But well, he'll know. You're not a super Saiyan, man. I don't know what that is. Do you see yourself in Goku's back? You see the one behind Goku? Yes, yes, yes. Is it that, obviously it never came out in the anime, but it's something that you can understand, that Goku used a lot of gel?

Yes.

He used to put it on in the middle of the night.

Of course, of course. It's like a tribute.

Yes, yes.

But, man, you're not in the anime,

you're not in anime, you're not in Korea. You're not... Thanks to your personality, so polarizing and so natural, you do get into trouble, but you don't give a shit. You've been in the industry for a long time.

The biggest threat is, I'm going to fuck you. Okay, fuck me. I didn't even know you were following me. At least I'm not going to find out that you stopped following me. I mean, that's cool. It's like people say, I'm not following you.

Oh, okay.

Also let me know when you follow me again, because it's going to be soon. You take over. I mean, right now that it's Easter, I went up. What do I think of saying? God doesn't exist. de que te dejó de seguir, que decepción. Sigue acostando al lado del viejo naco gordo

que le ronca por un lado y le pone los cuernos. ¿Dónde estaba su marido el viernes santo?

Con otra.

Yo ya no puedo poner nada de eso en Twitter sobre todo

porque están bien loquitos ahí. Yo Twitter lo cerré hace mucho.

Como es mi apellido. I put something like, yes, yes, yes, dude, I resurrect whatever you want, but if you're cooler and nicer, and you suddenly extend a hand to people, or you don't have your friends' friends picking you up, but like, like putting an example of...

Listen to his last name, fucking Zionist Circuncidad. I prefer, dude, that a Cheeto there... I consumed kosher for a long time. I practiced kosher for a long time. No! I practiced kosher diet, I was in Poland watching Ksabra. What are you going to do today? Polanquear.

I'm going to polanquear.

You were shouting Moy and the one who turned around, right?

Moy!

What happened?

Seven, dude. Send me a kiss Moy, to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going one who's going to get the fortune and the kid with Cheto. I'm not Jewish and I think it's a great decision that my parents have said, we adopt that. It's like when you buy kosher salt at the supermarket. When you buy kosher salt at the supermarket. Even if you're not Jewish, you know that kosher salt is better.

If you say, oh, don't buy kosher, it's great. You don't have to be Jewish. I buy it. Salad, dessert. Do you do everything by application? No, because Mrs. Carmen. The queen of the house. She already knows. My boss, my princess. But you know I'm very Rappi.

A goal. Goal!

A goal for Rappi.

I'm very Rappi. I mean, Rappi, a mammoth. And if he asks for 14, the delivery is free. 14 mammoths.

I'm very much like that, a weak ass. It's a shame, right? You just want to order some papas and a mammoth.

And you're like, no, the delivery is worth more. And besides, I'm ideal in the early morning, whatever is open. I'm like, letucanos of Tijuana. I don't like to sleep at night. I'm always, man. I remember when I was little, I was...

I saw... Bad night, no. You know?

The night Mexico didn't sleep, right?

I didn't sleep. The one in Juanga. I mean, man. I'm like, yeah, Lavero, peda. Si te paso que no dormiste, o sea, si recuerdas haberlo visto. Claro, claro, me acuerdo perfecto. No mames. Me acuerdo perfecto. Aparte en Culiacán era una hora menos, entonces no estaba tan mal.

No estaba tan mal.

Tan mal.

Si ya acaba el corte, Lavero ya se peinó.

Porque se acabó a las seis. Lavero, si, ya vino acá. I mean, just the laugh track. What other show does the artists have fun in? Right?

Yes.

Because you see them there, and I suddenly, in my Pachequeses, YouTube, and I put, like, Alejandra Guzman, Veronica Castro. And I put...

Me too, man.

Me too.

Yes, man.

Yes, man.

And it's my pleasure, man.

It's for me.

I'm fascinated it again. Ventanando 1996.

One million dollars! Yes, man!

They always tell me, Pedrito Sola, go home.

No, no, man. For the love of God.

I hate when they call me aunt or Pedrito Sola. The other time I told you, the monkey is the...

Who?

Dude, I'm not going to say it. The one from Toy Story, siempre me ponen una imagen de un wey.

Que es así.

Y me emputa.

O sea, wey.

En Instagram ves que puedes poner palabras que no quieres que aparezcan en el video. Y tengo tía, es la primera que tengo. Tía, gordo, prieto.

Económico.

Su color de piel económico, wey. Es que sí, a ver. Economic. His skin color is economic. But I'm also very expensive, dude. You guys are good, but you're cheap.

That's it, dude. Since you're like that on social media,

people feel free to attack you anyway, right? Look, I prefer to be attacked by those who want to be your friends. I can't stand that.

I answer them, you to be your friends. I can't stand that. I answer them, you don't have friends.

Hey Aldo, what do you think? Who are you? What do you think? Hey Aldo, look at this. I'm going to get married, I want to see if you recommend me curly hair or loose hair. I don't even answer my friends that.

You're a crazy old lady. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, No. No. Yes, what an idiot. What an idiot. You also lent me money.

Yes, I did.

I didn't lend him money.

I borrowed it.

I mean, I have given money when I think someone needs help.

I thought so.

For example, that has played me very against.

He sent me a photo of his fucking grandson.

Right now people think that I'm a loan shark, dude. Or like the make a wish and then 40 or 50 messages from people asking me to touch their hearts

You know that there is a canon that we mentioned in the podcast It's called Christian Rey, he is dedicated to betting He lives in that universe and since it's also about showing

how his empire is, a lot of girls look for it and say, dude, pay me for the surgery and I'll give you half of the OnlyFans. You become a patron, bro.

Really?

And that's why I open the call.

With the OnlyFans.

The other day a girl asked me for money, I live with my parents and I want to get out because I'm 19 and I have a daughter and I don't know what and my freedom and blah blah blah and you always... And I said, what the fuck? I mean, lend me 4,000 pesos.

What the fuck?

I mean, for a faggot? Why do you have a 19-year-old son, faggot? How come you didn't write to me? Help me open my legs to get pregnant. I mean, I can take care of your son,

he's so stupid.

Zero.

They don't ask me for money because I can't lend them. You bought the one with only the tip, because you're stupid.

Stupid.

No, and besides, no one buys the tip, I don't know, man.

I fell for that cliché, man.

The tip. They told me only the tip. And they put it in your mouth.

When they tell me only the tip of the coat, I say, is it all or not? I'm going to bend down so it's worth it. In four, in four.

I'm going to bend down.

Yes, dude.

Besides, it's a torture to open your legs when you receive. So, dude, it's good. Apart, it's a torture to open your legs when you receive. So, dude, just so you can massage the tip.

It's not a sample of the Costco, dude, no.

Hey, it's cold.

Can you lower it a little?

No, man, you're going too far. We don't pay for it because when you get there...

The fucking Beto is pissed off because of the hair and he went up in the air, man. I mean, it looks like we're in Greenland. Hey, just like you say about old videos that you see on television, I think I've seen 750 times the video of when you fall brushing your teeth, that you're all over the place, man.

That's true, man, that you fall brushing your teeth.

You're part of one of the top 10 moments of the Mexican reaction. I'll tell you. It was when we did Cuídate de la Cámara. And that show specifically was filmed on a Friday. But it was filmed at night, at 9 at night was the call. Because Eddy had a meeting and I don't know what, so 9 at night. And I went to the opposite sea, the opposite sea. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I touched him and I was like, dude, the man killed himself. Because to get to the Z, there were stairs. To get to the Z, there were stairs.

And I was like, dude, he killed himself. And I was the first one to say, I didn't go, I swear. And then he said he threw himself. That was his joke.

No, that was his joke.

No way.

Crazy old man. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah. Junior. I was getting all flustered. You just have to say it was your joke. You go out with your joke,

I'm a clown, I'm going to tell them that was my gag.

But of course, I didn't see where he sat.

No way! But what if he fell? Because he was an idiot. I shit myself, I said, they're going to charge me. For the three days he has left.

The clown dies, favorite of the kids because of this Joto. And I'm like, oh no.

Joto kills clown, right?

In those times, it would have come out just like that.

Joto kills clown.

So, verb kills face, Joto kills clown.

Joto kills clown.

What do you prefer, Joto or clown?

Joto.

You're going to be born again and they tell you, you're going to return to earth, what do you prefer, Joto or clown?

But what kind of Joto and what kind of clown?

Joto and me.

And what about clown? Him.

No, I'm kidding.

I have a better time than you, I swear. I can stay and put on make-up for Circe until I die.

With what clown would you have thought of it?

With Platanito.

A...

A Brincos Dieras.

David Larribe, that mother. What's his name? No, a Brincos Dieras. I know who Brincos Dieras is. He has a good name. He has very good watches.

You don't have a watch. Because of these bastards who are going to steal from me. un brinco de diaz I put GPS on the rings. I'm not a watch person. I feel very lesbian with watches. What time is it? I don't know the time. It's time to put up a piece of furniture.

What's up, little girl?

It's time to park my trailer.

It's time to wash it. Hey, Wey,

how long ago did you start

in this TV show? I asked you in the should I? But before that, you were already I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I love Doivan. Doivan Rendon Castro. But what was the question? You get to the TV. Why? You already recommended Aldo Es La Verga. No, I'm going to tell you. When I was little,

I had VHS tapes. I used to record everything. MTV, VH1, MTV Movie Awards, VH1, MTV Movie Awards, VH1, top 20, Daisy Fuentes. I was obsessed with Daisy Fuentes.

I wanted to be her. Videos don't go up or down in position, they go up based on sales, videos and MTV polls. I was a psychopath. Rebeca de Alba was the most beautiful woman in the world, sexy, elegant for me.

Yes. And she still is. And we're very brothers. And then I go to school and I teach the girl who worked at my house to record me a new day. That's the show where Rebeca came out.

Poor thing.

She came from school, she came from school. And Joven Aldo. foreign foreign I'm like, how do I? I'm like, how do I? I'm like, how do I? I'm like, how do I?

I'm like, how do I?

I'm like, how do I?

I'm like, wait. You were recording? You were just doing your show. Look, I'm a good friend of Marilee Andrade, Yolanda's sister. And I was 15, 16 years old. And I remember Yolanda and Monserrat were like, wow. And when they went to Culiacan, for me it was like, apart from that, I was obsessed with models.

Cindy, Linda, Naomi, I couldn't see beyond that. Cindy Linda Naomi no veía más allá ya sabes y Montserrat de la cíclona que conozco una modelo por fin de pies pero siempre fue admiración nunca fue un

Por eso I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm serious. I'll tell you one day, I've always had more... I almost don't have gay friends.

Did you have experiences with women?

Never, no.

Never?

You never kissed a woman?

Once?

Were you born like that?

Chava. You already know. I was born chava.

You always said, my thing is the dick, always. Always. foreign I'm not going to do it. But I thought about it. I'm going to do it.

Hey, go lower your voice a little bit.

They already turned it off.

I'm already saying that it's Yoga, Micram Yoga. Calm down. We have overweight. I'm feeling...

Oh no. You went too far. You never doubted.

There was never a woman who would make you tattoo? Never, no one. Like Chris, not even in high school a little love. Dude, the most I've ever had, I've always had more with straights. Always, always. And I have my group of friends, that at some point, about 15 years ago,

one day someone tells me, let's go to a whero, I don't know what, so we went. And I went into the putero and I said, this is horrible, this is my house, like, this is horrible. I don't like that Russian girl, and I, she has a ursula,

and I think,

she looks like this,

she has a black bra, this is horrible, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh my God, I'm buying more, you know? And I grabbed her dick, I had to see if it would stop,

and no, there's a song and the woman like this, in exorcism. And you have your heterosexual person to do all this?

You said it like, with a heterosexual voice,

No, you weren't talking, I was in shock, like, my God, I offer you this sacrifice. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm gonna make you woman. He's like, you're never going to stop the penis, you're going to fart.

Please let go,

I'm going to vomit.

No, never, never, never.

What a mother, wow.

I'm going to die, I'm going to vomit.

I'm going to vomit. Wow.

I'm going to die, I mean. I prefer to sleep one weekend in Santa Marta,

in Capitana.

Without a drop of hot water.

That if you want to touch a panocha.

No, I'm going to...

When I work I touch the nipples. I'm already very chubby, it's like... Mine is bigger.

You just move it like that, right?

I do, I avoid it, to see what it thinks. If they don't know how to move them alone, I don't like it. I like a dick with initiative, that is, that has its own life.

Yes, yes, yes, that knows what the fuck, how is the dick.

Yes, that you say, he already decided. foreign No. No. No. No. No. No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No. No, I do it like this. You don't?

Yes, me too. That's why I was impressed

that you throw yourself in the jail in Santa Marta.

You throw yourself one day in Santa Marta and before...

No?

Or when we go from playing one for the night to doing it like this. Like Timbre, like ding dong. This is my favorite. I'm gonna ask all the panochas, with all due respect. I mean, even if they're pink, even if they're...

We're all outraged, man. It's like you went to the villa and said, fuck your mother, the Virgin.

You don't care, man.

I'm glad I didn't say it, man.

That's how it felt.

All the otakus against him. Man, no, there's a lot of people here. It smells like pee. No, honestly, you know, I would never do it.

Zero.

Maybe in a pee. Maybe in a pee.

But for example, you recognize...

I mean, divine pee.

So you recognize divine pee?

Of course. I know who has the most beautiful boobs in the artistic world. Who?

I'm not going to tell you.

I'll tell you later, but I don't even know some of these bastards.

I'm not going to burn. When do they offer?

But what kind of boobs? Have you seen the boobs?

I've seen all the boobs, even the ones with Carmelita Salinas. present the I grabbed the wall. Makeup!

Oh no, please!

Let me go! Let me go! I want to leave! And there are some that you saw once and you said, these are the best chichis of all the media.

The beautiful nipple. It's just that the nipples are what disgust me. I pezón hermoso. Es que luego los pezones son lo que me da asco siempre. Yo tengo unos pezones como tus lentes.

Así. Sí. Sí. Sí.

Chípame la chichi.

Eh.

O sea, que se me antoja más un hot cake.

Eh.

Que se me antoja más un sopa. I'm like, stop it, you got that? No. No. No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going go to the bathroom. Obviously, I'm a man. But, man... You just unlocked a new fear, man. I always... Excuse me, but...

No, not anywhere, Marrano. Marrano! Check out Waze, Marrano.

Google Maps is there.

What's up, guys?

I'm here with... I'm here with... I'm here with... foreign No, no, no. I never shit in public. But I don't like it because it has happened to me. If you don't know, it's a trauma I had. Like once a guy passed me, that the guy, I mean, I was taking a normal pee,

and the guy, I mean, being gay doesn't mean that we are sick of peeing, I want to see a cock. We have it, I mean, I see it every day, why would I want to see another one? So, I was peeing and a guy in the bathroom was like, so I turned around and asked, what are you doing? And he was like, are you peeing on me?

So I was like, never again. So I always go in with the door open. And there are times when I'm peeing and the people who come in the door, apart from that, I don't know what. No, si hay mil viajes a Firma rano. Mames, ¿a ti te ha pasado algo así? A las morras les ha pasado. ¿A ti nunca te han enseñado un pito en la calle? A mi si.

O sea, en el cine si.

Luego vivía en la plaza Rio de Janeiro, yo vivía en la plaza Rio de Janeiro, y ahí es pues área, zona cruising, de que ahí cogían. Y como soy muy nocturno, I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what?

I'm like, what? I'm like to call the police! Put away the machana! I'm going to get a conaco, or I'm going to get that orreo from the park. I'm going to get a marrano. Being gay doesn't mean we're jealous.

Of course.

Or the friends, the stupid friends that say, I'm going to introduce you to a friend, to the other gay that knows me. And it's a, I mean, you to a friend who is going to be your partner. And you are a butterfly and he is another butterfly. I think both with wings.

It's not like they have 40 to choose from and say this is very you. Or they just meet another gay.

I'm going to introduce you to someone who also likes to suck cock.

Both of them have cock, the other one likes to suck it.

Oh, no, man, what a shit, what a bullshit. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna start laughing. No, we're gonna start. They go slowly.

You're gonna go with cultural data in your ass.

And now it's a more cultural experience.

You can tell them, shut up, you pig. Did you know that in 753 BC, the pig branch was founded? You can tell them that.

I prefer to see the dick than tell that shit. Did you know that... I'm going to be like, shut up, you little bitch!

Let's read some anecdotes with Aldo. Or is there something that you think is good that happened?

It's very adult to read anecdotes with Aldo.

And look, the debut of entertainment, movies, series is more interesting. Amigas y Rivales was released in 2001. Today, but in 2001.

Amigas y Rivales!

I bet that because I speak like Angelica Valle. Angelica Valle was Amigas y Rivales. In Amigas y Rivales was an old and charismatic Eduardo Verastegui. You know I have an anecdote with Eduardo Verastegui. Once...

I asked you for an address.

No.

I don't know.

I don't care. Once we were going to El Güell, they had made a painting, a nude, an artist in Cuernavaca, I don't know what, I don't know how much. And that artist wanted to meet Monserrat because he wanted to paint her too. Sorry if someone doesn't like the people involved in the story, but it's not bad either. So we were going to Cuernavaca.

This guy was driving his Mercedes, Montserrat, and Yolanda and I were going behind. And suddenly, I get in a car and I fall asleep. Immediately, I go to the corner. I get up. And suddenly I wake up and he says, Do you know how many gays would like to come with Eduardo and you fall asleep?

He said that?

Yes. Damn, how can I not fall asleep? He's more boring than the shit. I was a baby, I was 19 years old, I was still in my braids, they still didn't do the makeover.

You barely had a haircut, and they had already told you to go to a hair salon.

They had already told me to go to a hair salon, but I was like, what the hell, dude? I obviously wanted to go because I was the guy with friends and rivals, and I was like, what? But, dude, what? He's a handsome guy, And now he's an asshole. How arrogant, man. Yes, yes. How dare people who have that mentality.

I would have said it from that moment, I would never vote for you.

I only know about that.

For the ass.

That now it's like.

He's a radical right-wing.

He supports Trump, right?

He's a radical right-wing.

So he's like a Trump fan.

Yes, yes. I love him. I mean, I send him love. You have to send love to everyone. I just feel that... You can't be in favor of things that make any human being, instead of going forward, go backwards. That's right. I mean, minorities, you can't say,

I don't want women to marry women, or men to marry men, or that homosexual couples adopt children. No quiero que las mujeres se casen entre mujeres o los hombres entre hombres o que las parejas homosexuales adopten hijos importa Cuando dijeron mi mamá me dijo ya viste que ya los

homosexuales se pueden casar

y le digo ah si ya vi

y mi mamá y tu te vas a casar le digo es mas facil que ande con un casado que me case yo osea para el presercio me hacen aquisimo casarse las bodas de los hombres wey no puedo foreign foreign because it was the influencers. Don't be cats, influencers are all cats. Plus the ones who went to that wedding. I don't know what, I don't know what, man. It's very, man, how...

How...

The best wedding planner in the world. The best wedding planners in Mexico are Jaime González and Alfonso Jelfon. Those weddings are exciting, man. If only there were chairs of the white card. Esas boditas emocionan, wey. Si. Nada mas falto que hubiera sillas de la carta blanca. Mi abuela diria, a pantalla pendejos. Ah, si. I'm gonna sing a song. I'm gonna sing a song. I'm gonna sing a song.

I'm gonna sing a song. I'm gonna sing a song.

I'm gonna sing a song. I'm gonna sing a song. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, You know, one of my favorite moms is a girl named Carol... Carol Carillo, right? Carol G. Sevilla. Carol Sevilla. And there's a TikTok of her doing a live and they tell her, see you tomorrow. And she says, which tomorrow?

No, no, tomorrow... Zero, bye. So, they always tell me something like that, which one do you prefer? The town, which town? no, no, bye. The town, which town?

No, no, no, no, no, bye.

Luisito communicates when he was here, we once asked him, something you want to announce, he does,

nah.

He saw us with a disgust, man.

Yes, I understand. Turn around, I don't know who bites me first. Today, we all look better. Memitos changed. I saw it coming. It looked undocumented. I can't find someone who said that guy hates Aldo. He's giving him a slap.

Who is it? Who hates Aldo?

Who hates Aldo? Raise your hand. Raise your hand. Who hates Aldo?

It's not the green one.

It's not homophobia to hate Aldo.

You were. I gave you a look too, didn't I?

You did very well.

People just put on a lot of lipsticks.

Did any of them do well?

No way.

I don't know either.

For example, Ricardo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Polytechnico. Rah, rah, rah, rah. Exacto, el cabrón. No, pues no sé. Yo no sé nada de fútbol, wey.

No sé nada.

Pero, o sea, si lo ves en una, o sea, por ejemplo.

Un accesorio.

Si se lo chingas, usan a esa baleta.

Yo también, o sea, wey.

Ha, ha, ha. I mean, I sang for you too. He looks very handsome today, right?

Ricardo!

You're hurting me!

Get it out of me!

I think everyone in the office today was nervous that you were going to tell them,

today you're dressed like... No, they're better. in Carlita, I love you. I laughed so much that people were like, how good you were with Carlita. Who do you think I am? I can't be bad.

You're an angel.

Carlita, is your hair backwards? No, it's the other way around. Oh, damn lesbian.

Carlita, I love you.

Maybe your family doesn't know you're a lesbian. No, I know.

I'm going to have a

couple of the idea. I'm not going to

have a couple of the

idea. I'm not going to have a couple of the idea. I'm I was a kid, because for example, in the store at recess time, I would get to the store and the guys would be like, oh! And I would get in line. Well, I knew how Jesus Christ opened.

You already used it in your favor.

I touched them.

You took out the...

I have AIDS, Leslie.

Well, I'm sensitive. You know that once I got sick, I had a horrible liver. I was in the hospital for a month and a half, I almost died. And people were like, now you're done, you're done. I'm dying of the liver. Now you're done, you're done.

Ah, but now on social media.

Now on social media. But in Culiacán, they bullied me, but... I mean, they're good for me. I was uncomfortable with people around me felt bad. Like my sister, she'd fuck everyone. So I was like, fuck you.

And I wasn't an asshole either. So I'd go out with the most assholes in my school. So if you want to go out with these girls, you have to treat me well. I've always been surrounded by asses.

You applied a kind of modesty.

I don't like ugly people. I mean, they don't work for me. They don't protect me.

If you're an ass, we'll be friends.

If you're not an ass, you're not invited to my wedding.

Network friends. You're like the best friend of Ruby and George. You're not invited to my wedding. You're like the best friend of Ruby and George. No, you're not invited to my wedding. Exactly, not even to my funeral. You'll see at the funeral.

At the funeral they'll be like,

he was wearing it with ugly people.

Ugly people. No, at my funeral they'll be like, I want you all dressed up. You'll leave them your outfit. Of course. Wait. What a mess. We're getting out of hand. Let's... The case I'm going to tell you is the bullying in Culiacán.

Dude,

apart from that, you remember the guys who fucked you the most. And now everyone sees me and is like, what's up? You don't say hi anymore? And I'm like, dude, I've never said hi to you.

And I turn around.

Hey, my wife loves you. And you never met someone that you said, ah, that's why you started bullying me, you didn't dare?

That said, I always loved you.

So, you would meet someone in a context where, ah, you were a homophobic.

No, you know when I went to Culiacán, I remember perfectly, I went out on October 14 or 15, I don't remember well, to A to California, which no longer exists. And as soon as the pilot said,

10,000 feet high, I said, now they're going to hell, I'm not going back to Culiacán. And I left 30 years ago. And people still ask me, when are you coming back to Culiacán? Not as a governor, man.

I mean, never. I mean. It's's dangerous. Don't cry for me. Don't cry for me.

I mean, you never came back. I mean, to live. I mean, I come back.

But you never came back to live.

You came back to Chilango 100%.

Well, yes.

I mean, I love living in Mexico City. I love Culiacán. I have my friends from the block, from the elementary, from the high from high school, from high school, I have my little balls like that. I chat with them, ha ha ha ha. But what do I come back to? I mean, I left 30 years ago and it's still the same.

Well, worse, right now. I mean, what do you want me to come back to? I mean, what's up, I'm here, well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is about the castle. Who's my Uber? Who's my Uber? What's the name of Kate's show? I forgot.

The Queen of the South.

The Queen of the South.

The South.

Kate Lamb, you know Kate once made a movie that was about strippers. And I would accompany her to rehearsals with the old lady who taught her to walk on the tube. And they were on a table that was in the countess. and I was doing rehearsals with the old lady who taught him how to ride a tube. And they were at a table in La Condesa. I don't remember the name. Like, let's see, here are so many... You must know. Jerry, don't do it.

I don't know, but the old lady who taught him was called Nefertiti. And, dude, Nefertiti... I mean, one who knows I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

I mean, I mean, But a metalhead type, like... Pour some sugar on me!

With a flash, man!

With a label on!

But a faggot type, you know? Like Stefany Seymour, like...

Tiny little nipples, right?

Tiny, like pink. Don't squeeze them like I do.

Pencil sharpener.

The little nipple, like... Like, there's the thong and I'd put the the teeth in front of me. It's hurting me.

It's sick. It's amorphous.

It's amorphous.

It's like you got the chili in your mouth.

Without a navel. Talking about Zoolander, did you make it to the end in 2001?

What do you think? Of course. It's a fucking wonder. Zoolander, wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm going to hate and I want to die. With any bastard? None.

Never.

I mean, you wouldn't even dare to fall.

No, like, that bastard.

I do, I scream.

Besides, my neighbors have to say, this guy, what is he? Leonardo DiCaprio, let me go! I always have it like they're squeezing me a lot. Let me go!

It's always that you didn't want to be 100%

I like to say last names

Let me go DiCaprio

You know I also had a crush on López D'Origa

I swear to you

Come on, Kate Come on, Kate Come on, Kate

What time is this?

I'm going to tell you exactly what time When Kate del Castillo married Luis Garcia. At the wedding, I was at the table, obviously I was going to be with Yolanda Montserrat. And you hear a, nice to meet you. And I stay, I stay, the guy touches me at the table. And I'm advertising.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, I wasn't that old.

How did you sound? I was in the old. I mean, I knew the news.

I only have it in my head.

But I was excited to see it. And besides, I studied advertising and I had been given the task of interviewing someone in communications. And I told him that I could interview him. And then he said yes. And I was nervous. And on the day of the interview I was like... A little nervous.

I put tape on my face so I wouldn't stop. No, man, he's a great guy, but I don't like older people, but he... Doriga. I prefer Doriga than Jakoza, Bludowski. You have to choose.

Two great men who give news to whoever you choose.

Well, yes.

Guillermo Ortega.

In those times. In those times.

No?

There, when he grabs me like this against the...

Let me go, Lopez Doriga!

Oh, Lopez Doriga!

Yes, because he was with a last name.

Shut up! Tonight, I'm going to rape you.

No!

Tonight, I'm going to kick your ass. I was excited about the script between the last names. That López-script, that gives me power. The compound last name does sound very... It excites me, I'm very interested. I'm very interested. I mean, López Bon, López, you know,

you know, you send me.

Yes, I ask for it with a simple request.

Juan Gutiérrez, dude.

Fuck, Juan, come on,

come on, you're missing a lot, right?

You're missing.

Oh, Juan.

Have you ever really fallen in love? Of course, yes, I'm like, oh yeah, Juan. You've never been in love, right? Of course, I'm in love. You're in love right now?

I've been with my partner for 15 years.

Oh, right, you've been with her for 15 years. That's right, man. Of course, of course, you told me.

No, I'm kidding. It's just that people always tell me, that's why you're single, you black girl. Well, no, because, man, I mean, what do you want from people? It's just that it's Therian.

It's Therian.

The other day I was asked, if you were Therian, what would you like to be? I said, an acaro. In bed all day, man. I've been with my dude for 15 years, and I love him, and he's the person...

I feel that it's very important that you admire the person you have a relationship with. It's very important that I love that he laughs at my jokes.

And is he gay?

No way! He's a transsexual woman.

Chas Bono is Cher's daughter. I'm one should do drag. Ah, to look like Tracy Chapman. Zero, no? Tracy Chapman.

Naked. But you can say, baby.

No, wey. If it was an ass, it would be drag. But you told me you admired him. I cut you off the inspiration. Who did I admire?

Your partner.

I admire him. He makes me the coolest guy. He doesn't dedicate himself to this. Cool. I'm not going to watch it. Why do you say that? I'm not going to say why. What is that?

It's an opus.

I can't. Change the subject. Imagine.

He's not going to like it. We're going to talk about the opus.

No, stop.

Let's read the anecdotes. Your worst experience with a white chicken. You must have had a lot. What's a white chicken? Are you serious? Ha, ha, ha. Tu peor experiencia con un huaychican. Tu debes de tener varias. ¿Cuál es un huaychican? Eh, ¿es en serio?

¿Nunca has escuchado el termino huaychican?

No mames Aldo Rendon. Pues que eso, pero ¿qué es? O sea, una persona mexicana privilegiada de clase social alta viviendo en una burbuja que no tiene conciencia de clase. English. If you're not a white girl, don't talk to me.

You're the one who's taking me. Anyone who has my WhatsApp is a white girl. I feel very uncomfortable when you're not a white chican. I'm a white chican. I'm a white chican. I'm a white chican. I'm a white chican.

I'm a white chican.

I'm a white chican. I'm a white chican. I was in my chopper in Acapulco and a girl asked me, do you want to go to Xochimilco to see the sunrise?

And I said,

I'm not the Indian Maria, why would I want to go to Xochimilco to see the sunrise? To see the sunrise? That's what you mean, right?

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what you's referring to.

What if I was a chivilco in El Almadnes?

Like, why? Are you going to kill me? Are you going to throw me in the dollhouse?

No.

Not even with Lady Gaga would I be a chivilco. Zero. White Mexicans are cool. People who hate them because they don't have money. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to the bus station. Hey, the white guys. Yeah, I would go to the bus station too. And the white guys are like... Roberto, slow down. I'd rather go with the driver than next to the bus. Fatty, we get off at two stops. Fatty, your mother, you bastard.

You're a son of a bit of a bit of a bit of a

bit of a

bit of a bit of a

bit of a bit of a I'm going to be like, what the fuck?

What the? What the?

What the? What the?

What the?

What the? What the? What the most people understand? Of what a white chicken is.

I feel that it's a person

With class consciousness.

That in Mexico, lives his reality

through a foreign cultural vision.

An utopia.

And that's why there are many that fall at a point where, you don't know what country you live in. And there are others that you say, oh well, he has modisms or something like that. But that's why I also have this thing of when there are

white chickens that they like and white chickens that they

don't like.

I feel like there's a twist. I like them all.

Thank you very much.

You're already fucking racist. How would you define a white chicken? What do people normally refer to a white chicken. I'm going to answer the same as you. They won't forgive me if I answer the same as you.

Look, it's like people...

I mean, Susana Zabaleta is a White Seeker.

Yes, of course.

Of course, I mean, people operate. Only a White Seeker knows what an operation is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't even crouch for Rosa, man. But... I don't care about people who complain about everything. I mean, people who tell you you buy brands to belong. To belong to where? To begin with, everything has brands. Some are more expensive than others, but you also have brands.

Pure fat dude.

You just bounce them all.

There's a guy, I don't know what's his name, there's a dog standing, what's his name? Watch out for the dog. The dog standing. It's a brand, you also want to belong to the world. I want to belong to another place.

I mean, I don't belong to Valencia, right now I'm wearing Yogi Yamamoto,

Semi Yaki,

Valenciaga. I'm not going to be in the show. I'm not going to be in the show. I'm not going to be in the show. I'm not going to be in the show. I'm not going to be in the show.

I'm not going to be in the show.

I'm not going to be in the show. What can I do? It's like a debate, even Rosarin can't do it.

What is this?

You're just throwing out the truth. It's the truth. But they want to fuck. There's a part of my neurons that are normally used to being quiet,

that right now are like,

YES! I'M SAYING IT!

I'M SAYING IT! that are like, yes, I accept! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I'm telling you!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! But you have the worst place, you don't even hear the cars

And the landlord is looking for you

Hey, Formula 1 To sell cokes And there is something very curious with Formula 1, that the luxury brands have already retired brand and they are no longer in the formula 1

Of course, you are a big fat idiot I mean...

I mean, yes, I can go with Atos

with a Ferrari lever His Ferrari cover I mean, I bring my Ferrari t-shirt size M

Dude, there were already videos of fights as if they were campaigns outside the micro and the formula 1 I'm gonna be able to play as come with you. When I'm coming out of the micro formula,

we're gonna be able to play as come with you. We're gonna be able to play as come with you. We're gonna be able to play as come with you. We're gonna be able to play as come with you. to the inauguration of the Aztec, I don't know when. And I told a guy, do you want a, oh, now they're throwing me out. Hello!

No, my pen fell, it's like,

over there.

Oh, I see, perfect.

Hello.

Sorry, sorry.

Well, the thing is, in the video, I told the guy, do you want a ticket to enter the inauguration of the Aztec. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I never get good things, I'm going to cry right now. I never get good things, and I put in a comment that if someone knows him, I'll give him a ticket to the World Cup, I mean, I'll buy it at any cost. But the guy, his face was like, look, he's crying. Those things make me cry too. I'm not Mexican anymore.

No, well, he's already... He makes me cry.

Poverty moves me sometimes. I have feelings.

I mean...

If it was more like, hey, fucking cat, you're excited to come in.

Fucking cat. I put it going to say, you fucking cat, you fucking naco, you're getting excited about entering the world.

You fucking naco.

I put it on because someone knew him

and I bought him

the ticket for the world cup.

If there's any naco

that wants to go to the world cup,

send me his case. The saddest one,

there's Beto, Beto wants to go. If you cut my bangs, I'm gonna get you a haircut. I'm gonna get you a haircut. I'm gonna get you a haircut. I'm gonna get you a haircut.

I'm gonna get you a haircut.

I'm gonna get you a haircut. I'm gonna get you a haircut.

I'm gonna get you a haircut. I I can't imagine that scene. I can't imagine that scene.

The second, third... You're done.

You're done.

No, no, no. Just like that. A leather cap.

Leather?

Like a cap.

But like a Spanish one?

I'm going to send you pictures. Well, that dude... He looks like my brother.

My brother, I don't know,

he came from home, he came to my house,

and I said, wolf. Just when he came from home, Aldo came with a gentleman.

Just like he says, he put on a beret for when we went to Los 300 and everyone told him the chompier. Yes, dude.

He got scared with, look El Botijas, he gets married

El Chompiras

El Chompiras, no! El Chompiras, no! It's like they say in the popis

Yo, I'm fine for the popis.

The popis.

There it was, man.

Do you mean that kind of hat?

But you have your look.

Enough, enough.

Carlita didn't come today.

I'm not going to be good today. Fuck you. I think it's, you have your look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Today Carlito didn't come. Today I'm not going to be good.

Fuck you.

Oh no, zero.

But there, the beard too.

But there it was to characterize.

And there, ah, with reason. And besides, you are very marihuana in that photo.

Yes.

A lost bullet.

No one had noticed it.

Dude, how not.

Look at this. It's zero. Stop being gay in four steps.

Stop being rehabilitated.

That's what Adrián Marcelo was like.

Oh my God.

Stop being gay in four steps. You drank Aldo's water. What happened? It's horrible. I'm A part of the

Cherokee

Here I will let I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy. I'm happy.

I'm happy.

Put on the best one to close, the best one. Thank you.

How to close? Hey, they always invite me and they want to fuck me.

I'm happy.

No, no, no. Oh, last time, 40 minutes, oh, they didn't even give me food. Then I found out that the program gave food. No, I mean, here... They brought me a cat, changing these cats out of food. Inca in the bathroom.

Beto, are you sure those are tennis shoes? I'm still lending you my tennis shoes. Cody, in collaboration with Nike. And people, fucking tennis shoes from Naco.

And I'm like, dude, honey,

let's see, buy them. The fucking show is over. I'm drowning in laughter.

You're doing great, man.

Down.

You're doing great, man.

We'll protect you here, man.

I think that all the people who clicked on this video were exactly what they were expecting. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna glad you commented. Like and subscribe! Of course! You're not going to see a political analysis on a debate table. We're here to laugh among ourselves.

It's like you're watching this on Channel 11. Imagine the name of that show.

I had to live here. It was all like stupidity. I had to live here.

I had to live here.

I had to live here. I had to the neighborhood. I would have left saying,

I'm here, I'm here.

It's like an MTV Cribs, but sad.

I'm from the neighborhood. I open the door, welcome to my house.

Okay, they haven't remodeled it. There's no light, no, miss. There's never been, they tell you. Y los sopes, no saben. Bienvenidas y con el azafrán, ya sabes como que.

Ya, con mucho amor.

Ni internet tienen.

¿Quién va a...

Yo viví en una vecindad, literal. Para que me tengan compasión. Yo sé lo que ustedes sienten. I lived in a neighborhood, literally. So you can have compassion. I know how you feel. And that's why I don't come back. I felt it for a year. I fought with my roommates. I just got to Mexico.

I got there at 17 and I was 21. I didn't have money. I was 21 years old when I arrived in Mexico. I had no money. My mom, my family, she's always been the one who has given everything to us. I wasn't going to tell her, I already fought, I'm not living with these people, I'm not going back to Culiacán.

I always said, that's never going to happen. And a friend at the university tells me, I have a grandpa who has some apartments, I don't know how many. We went to see them and I cried. So cool.

In Colonia Portales and the apartment that they were going to rent, the apartment of the doorman. The, I don't know how they called him, Zahuan, I don't know.

Cool.

Oh no, a suplicio. Un suplicio. Esos cuartos que solo hay en casas pobres.

Ajá.

Aguanto, te huela, no sé bien qué.

Jajajajaja.

Ustedes sabrán.

Jajajajaja. Si hay tipos de habitaciones que no existen

dependiendo el tipo de casa que sea.

Yo no puedo creer que vaya a vivir aquí, I'm not saying that. I don't know how many years I've lived here, but I have to live here. I was 21 years old, I'm not even dead. I could take it. It was in Tlalpan, a block away from Tlalpan,

I remember I had just watched the movie Irreversible. When I saw Irreversible, I was like, my head just flew off.

Which one was Irreversible?

The one with Monica Bellucci.

Of course, the one with Gaspar Noé. Yeah, Gaspar Noé. What a great movie. So, every night when I got home from work, I had to take a step down.

And you felt like you were going to get...

To start, I felt felt Monica Bellucci.

That has always been my dream,

that my tail moves, you know?

I felt Monica Bellucci.

Monica Bellucci, I saw the movie, where she's walking and suddenly the guy says, I was walking, you know? And the guys were like,

What the fuck?

Touch me. I was crying.

I can't believe I live in this horrible neighborhood. But, man, I lived it.

It was a year.

What was the next step after that neighborhood? What was your connection that helped you?

My job. I mean, with the job and all that. And then I got other roomies and all that. And you didn't talk to your roomies from that neighborhood anymore? I had roomies in that neighborhood. Oh, you were alone.

Alone. I lived alone. No, man, how can I have roomies? I was like, roomies, I'm done. In the room of the doorman, there were no blankets. The cup was in the bathroom. Obviously, it was the pure...

The pure bathroom?

No, I'm Japanese. I mean, the cup was in the bathroom, but the boiler was in the middle. So, I had to do like this.

Because it was hot.

Yes, I was like, ah, the boiler. I always cried. Your year of... I'm going to say, in this time I was addicted to watching Friends. So, I went to buy some tables and chairs at the Ciudadela. And they had some wooden tables. Do you remember that Monica's kitchen was blue? And the paint was like, I don't know, like a little bit of blue.

And I was like, I'm going to buy a table and chairs. And I was like, I'm going to buy a table and chairs. to the Citadel. And they gave me wooden tables. Do you remember that Monica's kitchen was blue? I painted it like Friends. I've always said that my mind helps me in adversity. So, it's very cool.

Look at the Friends one.

Fucking hell.

I had an oven, an oven. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna interested in. You are interested in... Well, you are... X, the thing is that they always invited me to dinner and for me it was like... I delete what I'm not interested in.

My neighbors invited me to dinner,

and I delete it.

Oh, so you want me to remember. I don't like to carry too much luggage, I delete it. If don't like to carry too much luggage. I'm a bit clumsy. If you go to the bad people, it's like, this happened to me a long time ago.

I don't remember.

I like to be sad. I don't like to suffer.

I don't like to have worries.

You're very weird.

White chicken. Pretzikan. It's a new breed. White chicane, habla! Pretzican, Pretzican, soy Pretzican, es una nueva raza.

Oye, pero si lo recuerdas como, no mames, de ahí vengo, que chingón que ahora estoy hasta acá, ¿no?

Ahí trabajaba con Sara Bustani en esa época. En la tienda de Santa Fe, entonces, guey, tenía que regresarme, salía a las nueve de la noche de Santa Fe a el metro portales. I'm him way I got the Z3 and the Avera. No, how are you going to get a Z3? Put on some ice cream. Like they get you in the cabins of Chabelo. Grab the packages of Gansito.

I can't move.

I don't know if Pito Palenque. In a BMW you can't do anything. Because if you're overweight, get in a BMW. It's very low. Unless you have a... I mean, suck it up, now.

Grow up. But if you're...

No, my love.

Give me an address.

I don't have it.

I don't have it. Hey, and this William. William.

William.

Wilhelm.

I was saying it to you to your house, motherfucker.

Poor.

He was a whore.

Motherfucker, poor.

I went out with him like four times. I said, this asshole is taking me. I'm sure he was going to laugh at his friends. According to him, his apartment looks like the one in Friends. I've never taken someone like that.

I had 20, once. With your resistance. foreign

i'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you.

I'll be there for you.

I'll be there for you.

I'll be there for you.

I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. Son palazos los. Sabes, pero te sabes que mi abuelita en Culiacan.

Wey, yo vivía en una colonia que se llama La Campiña, que pues ahora es como narco colonia.

Zona de guerra.

Zona de guerra.

Y wey, me acuerdo que era la época de las antenas parabólicas. And I remember that it was the time of the parabolic antennas. And I remember that my neighbor had a cyclone, a hurricane in Culiacán, and the parabolic antenna went off. And my grandmother comes home and says, you even have a cannon in the house next door, because the only thing left was the antenna. And suddenly they were selling the newspaper like,

kill four out of three bullets. It looked like they were hitting a table. And my grandma was like, even the bullets were recorded.

And my grandma was like, even the bullets were recorded.

And they did hit the table?

Sure, they recorded it like this. The prison flooded, San Alona.

It sounded like... Shhh!

It sounded like the music... Enough! Hey, let's read the story of someone who had a negative experience with someone like you.

That, from what we've been talking about, he's probably sending it from a van. Because it's already established that people don't complain about the Wi-Fi in the government. They complain about the yachts

Hey, the government's wifi is down, has anyone ever pulled it down? Connect to the city's wifi

I told you, in a yacht they didn't say, my worst experience with a White Seeker

True

I mean, it wasn't down

It was in low De... o sea, en baja no estaba. Jajajajaja Estaba en re baja.

Jajajaja

Título, Retiro de Lujo Espiritual, Categoría White Seekers, Dinero, Humillación. Que oña cotorros, esta es larga pero sabrosa como la de Ricardo.

Ya que dice queridos cotorros, es un gato.

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Lo que le haya pasado, que bueno, por gato. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Horrors, parrots. Wow. But it's a joke. Let's see what happened to the cat. This is the title of the $150,000 pesos spiritual retreat. It turns out that once a girl, let's call her Pau.

Pau is a man... Pau, right?

It depends if you are Paulina, Paola, Naka.

There is a big difference. Paulina, if'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to invite you to a healing summit in Valle de Bravo. Yes, it's very cool. It's very cool. It's very cool. I don't think it's cool, that's a pretentious thing to do. A healing summit in Valle de Bravo? Well, no one I know well is going to go to that.

With a security.

No one well with money is going to that junkyard. I feel like you have to have... I mean, those junkyards that in the office you want a healing course of I don't know what...

I feel like you have to have a life resolved so that your week, what is most worrying you is if you chose the right quartz for your energy healing.

Right now that you're telling me this, my mind... You're not going to buy in Beverly Hills, I think. That's the worst. Beverly Hills, I think. I like chickens. I like chickens. White chickens the poorest. White chickens con dinero. It's another level.

White chickens con dinero. It's another level.

I don't know. I don't know. It's important. Everyone has a different...

Because the one that's sending you the mail is a dickhead. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm I like the pretentious side of him. Why would you go to that kind of place if you're a pretentious naco? Because a normal white person with money wouldn't go to that kind of place because it's full of nacos. Who goes to that kind of place?

What you're referring to are not the white people. I feel like there's a difference between white people and people from the world. You go with people from the world and the white people pretend to be people from the world. white chickens white chicken white chicken white chicken

white chicken

white chicken

white chicken white chicken I'm going to go. Go, yeah! Polytechnic!

Polytechnic! Polytechnic!

Yeah, wey.

Well, what happened to Peter?

He told him he was going to...

He left his car without a battery. I'll tell you the summary. I'll tell you the summary. He's poor and he cheated by a Paola. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to align the chakra of success. And since I liked it, I was going to get a free place. I, seeing that the buffet was going to be luxurious, I lost a little bit of my appetite.

No, now you're being very poor.

You're not helping us defend you. I was going to say that you can deposit me, because I have a lot of money. You know we're not interested in your story.

How good, I wish you had collided in the pear. I'm going go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. No les pagan bien yo creo porque la luz está suministrada aquí al aire. No, algo te iba a decir, se me olvidó.

Que...

A ver, no ve.

Ay no, ya otro.

A ver, pásale.

Es que es horrible.

Es que espérate, güey.

A mitad del retiro no tenían, nos tenían a todos en círculo, Pau se levantó, ay guay, esto se no ve. I don't see this. He closes his eyes and starts saying that the universe sent him a signal.

That's it.

Money is an energy that stops you, it doesn't flow, pure shit.

It stops you and doesn't flow.

Suddenly a guy with a beard, a watch that says half a million says, you're right, I feel really heavy. My energy is blocked by my bank accounts. So the spiritual guide, who was obviously a Santa Fe guy who went to India for three weeks,

what he says is cool, and he came back with a man... He doesn't even live in Santa Fe, this is fucked up. I thought he lived in Santa Fe, but if he... His aspiration is to live in Santa Fe. It's a cat that took a spiritual retreat from a girl.

I'm sure the girl didn't want to slack off and the guy is pissed off. You're reading it a bit like it is. It consisted of us all leaving something that tied us to the earth in a sacred bonfire so that the universe would not return it to us multiplied. The White Chicks began to launch their postcards, branded scarves, and even the keys to a truck.

Nobody, I mean, nobody, who's going to sell a wallet to a fireman? The fucking ones that have badges that say, Seduce the rich, but a rich man doesn't sell a wallet to a fireman.

And they're not even worth it.

They have such cheap tags that you can't even understand.

To get rid of your psycho moth.

We're not interested in your story. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

What's up? That's what happens to them because they go to spiritual retreats, chakras, I don't know what. Free.

I mean.

I felt it.

Yeah, he just says, I'm sitting there with my sneakers that I was still paying for months without interest. I told you or I didn't tell you from the beginning

that you were screwed.

Yes, you told us the truth.

I have a radar for all of you.

I was praying that they wouldn't look at me, but Pau points me out and says in front of everyone, oh, look at him, he's so brave. He lives the detachment every day because he lives in the outskirts. What a humble and organic vibe. You should give us a workshop on how to be happy without privileges.

Your lifestyle is super aesthetic.

Wow, how beautiful, they romanticized their faces. I think that's a lie. Who says those things? Really, there's no one else? Or has there been another peacock that says those things? He lives from the... Those poor people.

I come from scratch. From scratch, scratch, scratch. My mom sold scrap metal, outside of the school I went to. Here?

Yeah.

Great!

And she said it with pride.

I still say she put a Santa Clara on you. At least she didn't sell kekes. She got up late, it was time to go out. Santa Clara El de la tole ya lo debe. El de la tole ya lo debe. El de la tole... O sea, ya no puede más de que le hablan del banco todo el tiempo. Si no vende arrasados en la tarde ya, o sea... Estoy hablando desde mi privilegio.

Hay que ver el privilegio todo. Mira, yo prefiero hablar desde el privilegio que desde la pobreza. de la gente. I know he has two legs. And if you compare... You're riding a scooter with gloves on the street. I mean, I...

You have...

And everyone...

The scooter guy too. There's a guy who only has one eye.

The people who ride scooters, I... I mean, I would throw the first truck I saw. Imagine the love of life for... There comes another traffic light. I Mean I

Do

Puntu que mañana me despierto a si me suela bicycle a patineta para la mañana Me bajo la patineta me acuestas I'm gonna put it on the floor. You son of a bitch! A mule, a bull, a bull! I'm gonna die! Why don't you throw yourself?

I always say, why don't you throw yourself?

Where do you live? Why are you so happy? Just kill yourself. I would kill myself.

You're a fucking animal!

I admire those people. He's a fucking asshole. I admire those people.

What you say, love.

What love, life. I wake up at 4 in the afternoon, I'm wasted, and this guy, what?

Give me money,

what money? I'll make you the bread.

Go ahead. Get in the back.

Get in the back. Clean the glass. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, in the entertainment industry for so many years. Because I don't think people take care of themselves so much. That's what makes all your clips invade the internet. You say things with such ease, that even we say, how delicious, I can't say the same thing, but how delicious, nothing else to say.

You know what happened to me?

I'm not as famous as you guys. I don't have the commitments you have. I don't know Rebeca de Alba, man. I represent her to the max, Rebeca de Alba.

Do you think that Los Angeles knows

what are the best entertainment chichis in Mexico?

I would love to have that information.

I'm going to tell you who it is. But I'm going to tell you something. Can you talk well about me and Galilea? Gali is... I've never been here. I'm gonna bring it to you. You know what happens, right? Not in that outline that everyone... Yes, bring it, bring it.

Dark room here.

Don't tease me, I'm here on my bike.

I've never liked Mecos that aren't white.

Mecos of privilege. White Mecos, really.

Or transparent.

Oh, no, man.

No, but I'm going to tell you something. or transparent. Oh, no, man. But, yeah.

I'm going to tell you something. I came here, when you invited me, I told Poncho, man, I don't know, I don't know,

do you think I was the sexiest guy out there? the sexiest of them all. Carlita, I said, Carlita, I'm sure I'm going to get out with what. So those suckers of this guy, I don't know, is doing if the contradiction is, you know, I think it's correct. I thought so. And I get there and I had a great time.

No, thank you very much, man. And then my brother Alex is the most cocky of the universe.

And I tell him, I was invited to most cocky guy in the universe. That's funny.

And I tell him, did you invite me to the cocky party? He's like, yeah, sure. I tell him, did you invite me to the wedding? He's like, yeah, sure.

Your faggots.

Who is it?

Who is it? Who is it?

Who is it? In a moment of life we went to Rumex and I was getting ready and I was like Alex, I look very gay and he was like, oh Aldo, please But I mean, you should be gay face down

Were you trying to look not so gay?

Of course not

With his Polytechnic shirt

GOOL! GOOL GOOL!

GOOOOOOOL! Goal! Goal, goal! Goal, goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!

Goal!

Goal! Goal!

Goal! I love you so much. I love you. You are the best. We know you don't like to leave your house

or be recording with anyone, but the day you want to come back,

this is your home.

No one is going to rape you anymore.

Don't worry.

Remember me.

My name is Patraez Bonitito.

Monica Bellucci's scene is in Ponytail. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm gonna go to sleep. You were watching the movie, right?

We always ask you if you want to announce something, but you don't give a shit.

I'm gonna go to sleep.

You're gonna go to sleep.

Please don't follow me.

If you're naked, if you don't have money, if you don't know what it is. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. We'll see you next week. We love you so much, Potorros! Aldo will sign the Hall of Fame if you do us a favor.

El Pito will sign them.

El Pito! El Pito!

Come here, Beto!

See you, Potorros!

I send you a kiss wherever you want! I send you a kiss wherever you want!

Bye, production!