Esa Vez Si Me M@m3 🫢l Las Alucines l 02x18

Hey, dude, we need something more hallucinating, right? I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

Hello!

Don't try to be a spy, okay? Don't try to be a soloist, okay? Because that's what today's episode is about. Hola! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Chafango, it's nice to be here again, on a Monday, more together.

Yes, I love it.

Together, like the beautiful cult that we are. Yes, yesterday I ran into, in fact, you know you went to the square first and then me?

Yesterday.

Oh, we ran into a little boy. The one from the organization? Yes. Oh, look, that one. a muchachito el de la organización? si y me dijo porque primero me había visto a mi

me dice wey amo que te estoy viendo el lunes

de alucines y yo exactamente

claro

porque ayer fue lunes chicos ayer fue lunes, hoy es martes chicos, mañana es miércoles y así

y luego va a regresar a ser lunes cada vez regresamos con mas fuerza I'm going to be back on Monday, today is Tuesday, tomorrow is Wednesday, and so on. And then you're going to be back on Monday.

Every time we come back with more strength. And the people who are fed up with their life, like, fuck, dude.

Again.

Again on Monday, fuck. I've felt like that. Monday is for hallucinations, girl.

That re-initiates you. It renews you. That's it. is No, no, güey. ¿Cómo güey? ¿Cómo hacían eso? ¡Qué locura, güey! O sea, es que siento que si te desvelas y... Bueno, también si no editas tanto, si nada más juntas clips, pues siento que sí la armas, ¿no?

Pero es que, ¿sabes qué, Kikisito? Nosotros, la verdad, tenemos la vida muy diferente, güey. because it's not just asking for the clips, it's really about recording. Yes, organizing. That's the thing. Because I feel that, for example, from the 1st to the 24th of December, I have plans on the 20th of December,

but the rest of the days I feel like I'll be at home working.

I wish you guys could see that.

See what?

I'm recording here, Iván.

Well, you're not going to be at home.

Spain.

No, on the 20th I'm going to Spain. Ah, I thought you were going to... But from the 1st to the 20th, what am I going to do?

And I'm like, hi guys! I'm doing the same vlog every day.

Yeah, hi guys! Look, here's Dolly. And again. And you're the window. A plant. I mean, what would you record from 1 to 20 December? Nothing, that's why I tell stories. I mean, I haven't told them yet, but... I feel like it's a talent to be a blogger.

Yes, no way. My respects, bloggers of the world. How are you, Kisito? Very well. It motivates me a lot that we ordered food and we're going to eat. Yum, yum, yum. No fat. No preservatives. Yum, yum, yum. Sin grasa, ni conservadores, ni azúcar.

Eso no sabes.

Ya sé.

Eso no sabes.

Como te pedimos un bowl acá bien.

Eso no sabes.

Ay, se me olvidó poner la quesofila de la de...

Ay, no tengo en mi casa.

Que coraje. Y tampoco.

Y no le pueden cambiar?

No, no importa.

No importa.

Bueno.

Eh... No importa. Bueno. ¿Tú cómo estás? Muy bien. Feliz un lunes más aquí en casita. Trabajando nosotras. Hemos andado a tope, quesito.

Sí.

Realmente nos hemos mamado estos últimos meses. Dijimos que nos íbamos a tranquilizar, pero son cosas bien padres que no podemos decir que no. Más bien, estamos en nuestra of not being able to say no. For example, today... Today, today, today we're...

Oh, no. We flew to Las Vegas last week. That's what I'm saying. We're talking about the tango. But we're a few days away from the end of the tour.

Oh!

What do you feel about that?

Um...

Peace.

I feel peace. I feel peace because I'm like, we did it. It was a cycle.

I feel like, that's great. And I don't know if for now, you know, or if not, what's coming.

What's coming. But I feel peace that, we're back on that page, Mm-hmm. The idea is already organized. It's awesome. We went from the start. I feel like the people who are going to go are going to ask what's wrong with them.

Of course.

What happened?

And why did so many people say yes?

And a lot of people are going to ask where am I? They're going to ask who am I? They're going to question everything. But is the experience going to be... No, no, no.

Everything that is Versace.

Everything that is Versace. So I'm like this, concerned about everything that is coming. I always say that I'm in this moment. But I'm happy that we are here. That regardless of the world of things we have, we always have our moment, you know?

And here we are, girls, for you and for you. That doesn't change. And I'm excited that the Christmas episodes are about to start. Do you think the Grincha is... Do you want the Grincha to come this year?

Me? No.

Oh, it's just that me and the prosthetics. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm going to bring my face burned for two days. Already? To wait one more minute. No, it's over. It's over. But well. We haven't talked about that yet. If we're going to put it on, I think so. We have to talk about it.

They loved the grinch and Kecilu. They loved.

They loved.

And everyone says, wait, she's the most grotesque. Okay. Chemaco, today's episode is very special because I think we've all done it at some point in our lives.

Okay.

Yes.

And it's very important to explain this term to all the generations that are watching us on the internet. So that it's clear what we're going to talk about today.

Of course.

You're going to play me a... A nigiri music. Like, like a spearhead.

You know? The nigiri, every time, what the fuck? una música nigri como así pasada de lanza ¿sabes?

el nigri cada vez de que hueycado es un concepto que menos entiendo de que una música así tipo sillón

si nada que ver

me vas a poner una música como pasadita de lanza yo siento como desmadre desmadre todo así ok entonces echa me esa música que yo nunca les he preguntado nigris ¿quien pone la música?

cualquiera de los tres Okay, so play that music I've never asked you, Niggiris Who plays the music?

Any of you

Ah, well, Sam, Pablitos Who's watching and editing this beautiful video The Niggiris You know who they are The Niggiris So, play that crazy music

Like a mess Like heavy metal or something like that Of course, like that And you can hear the bottles Yes, I'm doing things like Like this, you know?

Ok, is it clear guys? Is it clear? Well, porque el tema del día de hoy chavos es... ¡Este día sin ename!

¡Olé!

No pues, no pues, órale. Extraño el chifido del nigiris.

No sé si me lo puedan traer.

¡Eh!

Perfecto. Ahora quesito. Yay! I wrote it with an arrow, like this, from Metroflog. Yes, with M, arrow, M and 3. Ah, ok.

That day, yes, I moved.

Ok.

So that she understands, so that Chavista gets it.

Uh-huh.

So, if you and I wanted to know, and look, today...

Today...

I would like to wake up...

With a nice sentence... Hoy quisiera despertar con una linda frase de una forma singular, consciente, discreta,

y saber perfectamente que dice la casipedia de mi, de ti.

Claro.

Apart de sabes que con estos lentes no veo nada, entonces estoy más de que wey, me la estoy poniendo más raro, sabes? De que veo como algo moviéndose así yo. Okay. Con mis pies así. Si, te tienes que ver diminuta, wey. I'm thinking it's weird, you know? That I see something moving like this and I'm like... ok

My feet are like this

Yeah, you have to look tiny And cute

And at the same time, seductive

Of course

What am I going to do?

What does it say about... I don't know About you and me?

What do you mean? de ti y de mí ¿Qué haces?

De ese significado de ese día sí me mame Por ejemplo, hoy me mame

Por ejemplo, ahorita Ese día sí me mame

Situaciones en las we have gone overboard. I remembered one that I sucked. I'm gonna tell you right now. Bitch. Bitch? Me?

No.

Me.

Situations in which we have gone overboard. We have made mistakes. We have been ashamed. And we have said, why and for what? Figures, hemos dado vergüenza y hemos dicho para que y porque

Así lo hacen las sectas de billar cuando leen algo de cuenta y de que

Gracias no se agarran el corazón de que

La pupice de la quesita. What a deep quesito.

Of course!

And how strong at the same time,

the manarse.

But also, how liberating.

That's it, above all!

How liberating, but also how educational to live it.

Of course, how reconstructive. And how... I'm going to be in a I'm going to be in a I'm going to be in a

I'm going to be in a

I'm going to be in a

I'm going to be in a I'm going to be in a I'm going to be in a So, what a landing! And what a daring! No, no, no.

Above all, what a synergy! To be able to suck you!

Nowadays. Of course!

Of course!

So...

My fingers are like this.

Very intense, dude.

Yes.

So, look at the depth of loving yourself in life. I mean, for those little people who are at home, oh, with this sock, I can't see, who are at home, what we try to, what we try to convey

in this video

is

that you can suck today

you can suck tomorrow

or any day suck it

suck it

and suck it

and suck it you said it you said it Mámesela. Y ma... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lo dijiste tú.

Lo dijiste tú.

Mámen pitos. Mámen pitos a diastres de nuestro. Conozcan diferentes tamaños, venas, colores.

Formas.

Formas. Y recuerda, un pito chueco es de gay.

Ha! And remember, a pito chueco is a gay. We said it in the episode, right?

We said it, she said it.

In a team.

Yes, we are the girls.

Remember, we are both.

We are the girls.

So, kids, breastfeeding is like doing something, where you say, no, I breastfed. I breastfed. El mamar es así como que hacer algo donde dices no mamed, o sea Me mame Me mame, así como que pueden ser equivocaciones o pueden ser situaciones que las hiciste y no quiero decir que te equivocaste Pero dices ¿para qué?

¿Por qué hice eso? O a lo mejor sí te equivocaste Pero siempre tiene, si te fijas cuando te mamas siempre hay como un objetivo no te mamas nomás por... Bueno, también But if you look at it, when you get a massage, there's always a goal. You don't just get a massage for... Well, also. You know what?

Let's see where the episode takes us. But that's the point. I know Chaviza will understand us perfectly. When he says, I got a massage, it's so old. You know? But well.

Who in this set got a massage?

Yes.

Yes?

That's it. I can I start some of my own see So is so a you record a condo homeless a memo. Can I say can't own video? There's a mechanic a matter I take with us No, I'll be a Piece of my own I said to my beer total To the poka spool yes, I did easy more. See see see What I think is it to you? I said my mommy

Lama, I mean I'm a bit of mommy mommy Oh, yes. The time that, I mean, I feel like May got drunk. I feel, you know I have a lot of present, that I laughed a lot about her in the last show, that she's like very busy, but she's not busy. I mean, that for me is like, May, you're getting drunk, dude, sit down. Yes, yes, yes.

Sit down. But it's because she's like stressed that the show is about to start, So she starts moving a lot of things. But she doesn't need to move them. So for example, she was opening a bag of coffees that they brought. And she takes out the coffees, puts them back in, then she takes them out, puts a straw in the other one, then she takes off the sticker. And I was talking to Beto, one of the show's people, and I said,

May, are you okay? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, and there's his. And I was like... What's wrong? May, breathe. If you don't suck, I'll... I feel like May sucks that way.

Yes, because Maylene does this. She's like this, I'm going to grab objects. I'm Maylene, don't you realize? They're two objects that are here on a table.

And they have to be there.

They have to be there, they don't have to move. I see. Maylene, what are you doing? But look at me, I'm so worried.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

May, is everything okay?

Yes, everything's fine.

Yes, everything's fine. But walking, right?

Yes.

And she goes and comes back.

Everything's fine.

Everything's fine, I swear. Oh, really? She didn't do anything. But it's because she's stressed. I'm going to put a straw in a coffee and pass out. And she loves to contour her hips. She's so funny.

How was she crouched with the coffee?

I'm not lying.

She was like this.

Was she doing an exercise or not? She was putting her boobs together. She was putting her boobs together. I'm Acuérdate. No, de que le cayó la cera y ella de que? Sí, le cayó y ella de que, ouch.

Y yo, May, nada más estamos nosotras aquí. Cálmate. Y ella, ¿qué?

¿Qué? Y me dijo, ¿de qué? Está muy caliente.

Siento que May se mama en ese aspecto.

Sí.

O sea, pero una vez que May se haya mamado en general? Ay, es que no puedo contar eso.

No.

Bueno.

Una vez que le dije, te damos ride? Y dijo no. Y al otro día la vi para una actividad que teníamos que hacer y le dije,

a dónde fuiste?

Te mamaste.

Y te mamaste.

Te mamaste.

Y ya.

Porque la May es una mujer libre.

Algo de una cazuela. I'm gonna say it. And that's it. Because May is a free woman. Something about a pot. I'm just going to say it like that, May.

A pot.

Wow!

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Now we have secrets on the team.

Personal life.

Wow!

Then you tell us when the camera is off.

Yes, you tell us, May.

But that's it.

And that's it. I think it's cool. I'm way... Victoria. In Tiwi, he sent me a story. I don't know the context, but he sent me, Lupita, he just sent you to make this video with a certain brand, I don't know, a makeup. Put it. He just sent you this so you can do it and I don't know, I go, let me read it.

The idea is incredible, really. Well, I don't remember exactly how it was, but... First, leaving my house is a lot of effort for me. You leave your house, you make them drive your car, you get in your car's trunk while your dog drives,

and you go around saying hi to people while you put on makeup, with the makeup powders. A mom says that, with her creativity, things like, you're sucking all Victoria-y.

And I was like, no, I mean, it can be cute, no. You know what, Vic?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

We were in a hurry.

Ah.

Yes, we were in a hurry, and it was like, what do you think if you go out to the forest, and you walk between the trees. You go to the snow of Toluca. Yes, you walk in the snow of Toluca. And you walk like this between the trees, do you realize? Then you make a tree scrape your clothes, you cut yourself, and in that, a little string falls from the tree.

The producer realizes that a little string falls and he says, Oh, this falls from the trees. And while it bleeds, you have to let it bleed. Okay The laponi's phenomenal Sigues corriendo get the person you know so

He's

Clara, but I see Sally or eat a willy mamas. We just cause I see that you guys Lemon, she's your mom. I'm a little more sensitive. I'm gonna mess up. Oh, no, I have a model So I get to see me, okay, easier, let's go to the elbow, let's lower the two levels.

Okay.

Okay? So it was good. But this podcast is about us. Let's see, have you ever felt like you've been breastfed? Tell me Lupita.

Yes, there is one.

Which one? Which one? The one that happened lately.

The one with the messages, dude. That I said one that happened recently. The one about the messages. I said, enough.

Oh, so you're going to tell them. Enough.

I mean, I don't know, but that's one time I have. But let's see, another time I say, Lupita, enough. I'm going to tell you. First, I'm going to tell you this one, and I'm going to think about one that if you've been breastfed. What? Well, I remember, I think of them in...

I think of them in... situations

Do you remember one right now?

It's just that they're more like... Jokes

Yes

Jokes, you know? For example, the other day I did a mailing to her and I said, that wasn't good I told her, I won't be able to deliver the content on time because I'm in the hospital in emergency.

And he said, are you okay?

And I said, yes, I fell.

And he said, no way, what's going on?

And I said, don't believe it,

they're operating on a relative.

And he said, what? Where's the joke? Oh, for example, when I'm going to take a plane, this is really bad, really bad. I'll leave it. I love talking to my dad or Arturo, and they kidnapped the plane.

Goodbye.

Oh, I got one, dude. It's true. You said it.

I don't know, it makes me laugh.

Of course, that kind of joke. That doesn't make you laugh, and my dad and Arturo, me

bye

no I've been a joker since I was a kid. Ok? And when I told you my story about me making a blood-stained cotex postcard, I saw, well not many, but I saw a comment or two, that I was 14, kids, so you can't judge me. So, I'm going to do this so everything goes back to normal. So, they told me, how bad it is that I'm normalizing a girl harasses other girls by email,

by messenger. Everyone knew it was me, I mean, I was 14, it was a joke. But I don't know why, I think you're the same. I love making jokes for myself, I mean, for me to laugh. I don't care if the others don't laugh, but when I'm making the joke in secret... Oh, I just remembered one that we both did.

Which one? a So Lupita said, I'll go up to the skyscraper but I'm not going to hang. So when we were going down, I think you were the only one who didn't hang. Everything was fine. When we were going down, everyone was very excited because they were going to upload their photo hanging from the skyscraper and everything. And Lupita and I agreed that when we were already down, to tell everyone that because of Lupita's self-esteem, please no one should go going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to talk to you and everything, yes, obvious. Tell us who were there. There was Ari Gameplays, Ama, there was Dani Valle, Carlota, Carlota Madrigal, Andrew, Dani, no man, it's a good one, I feel like I'm like that, I mean, you're going to see the photo. Chris, we love him a lot. Chris, I mean, everyone, we were all there. And Lupita gets on the elevator and says,

Hey guys, I wanted to ask you for a favor. And everyone was like, yeah, sure, what's up? And it was a really nice group. And I said, Lupita, I wanted to see if you could not tell the situation that I didn't hang from the skyscraper. I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I'm gonna get those kids who below part of an experience a padra isima He volte and I see como que ciertos me ven a me como de y le dije way es que la neta si la se sentir mal y todos de que way y la carlota fue la de que dijo pero sea como O sea que no subir tu foto y no no no la de ustedes Que no se suba porque todos van a tener su foto colgados menos menos yo entonces la gente va a decir I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the

I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the

I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the And if you and I were, we would be terrified. A laugh that we are comedians.

It was a great joke.

It was epic, our joke. And everyone was like, dude, first you make us believe that you have a self-esteem issue. And then you tell us that you want to control our content so that it doesn't affect you. And then you say, it's a joke.

It's a joke! And everyone was like, dude, really, Karetos.

Nobody laughed.

No one? No one laughed? Everyone was like, that's it, I mean, what? It doesn't make you feel bad, but what's a joke?

I mean, you can upload your pictures,

and they're all like...

Ha ha ha!

Dude, the group's discomfort. And you were like, oh my god. the Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know why I'm taking a picture of you, because I get anxious and I don't know what. And I was like, dude, mega. I mean, it wasn't any to say, dude, I don't want to get married.

No, no, no, we both had a lot of fun. A lot of fun.

To no one else.

I know.

But well, greetings to the group, we love you. Yes, but tell the joke you made now. Ah, of course. I did the Cotex with blood as a kid, ok? So, I did... Now that we were in Torreón, kids... I realized that for my birthday, Juan gave me a cell. Ah, what I'm going to say is that I was criticized for that part.

Kids, don't criticize me. I mean... We are very heavy in the group. That's how we get along. I mean, it's a very, very strong baggage. to let this happen to older people, much less. And we would never do it with people outside the group. Of course, no way. So, Juan Margalú was celebrating his birthday, so I brought two cell phones, but my other cell had a chip that I hadn't updated WhatsApp or anything.

So I installed WhatsApp, at that moment we were on our way to the airport. And I was in the car, I saw, look, I already have WhatsApp. I said, it's a new number. Wow! But on my old phone I had everyone's contacts. So I put a happy face on my name. And suddenly Juan was following me.

And I sent a message to Juan. First I said, are you kidding me, Juan X? And I said, hello, are you still in Torreón?

Ouch!

And Juan was following me. And Juan saw the message and said, fuck. Sorry, who are you? Ouch! And in that, after a while, I was like, who do you think? Ah! And Juan was like, what the fuck? He didn't even touch me. And Juan didn't answer me. And I was like, I'm going to call Maylin.

And Maylin was in the back of the car. And the van was full of people. I feel like anyone of us could have turned around

and seen what Lupita was doing. And we would have seen that it was you. Isima, you know, I can't get personal. It was a little bit of a stupid

thing. You know, the key to the key

to the key

to the

key to the I want to see you. I want to meet you all. Oh yeah!

I want to meet you all.

I laugh a lot because Mailin comes next to me and teaches me. Who is sending me messages and I'm like, what the fuck? And I face a laugh.

I was like...

I was like...

I was laughing but I couldn't laugh, so I had to laugh. And I heard people saying, what the hell, who has a cell phone? And I was like, wait, what the hell? And I said, you have beautiful legs, by the way, you have beautiful legs. And I was like, by the way, you have beautiful legs and she goes like, what the fuck, what the fuck and I think you didn't answer anything, May

No, I didn't

So May is like, what the fuck, but I also asked, are you wet?

Oh, yes, I asked, are you wet?

What? Are you wet? And for this, May starts talking louder in the van and Juan says, what number are they sending you? When we get there, of course. And put that Maylin says, end at 71, something like that. And Juan says, fuck, dude, it's the same. And that's where this madness begins,

because we said, who is passing the numbers of all?

That for this, it was only Juan and Maylin.

Sure, Juan'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh my mess. I said, you know, it's because I don't have a filter on the telephone. I was already inside the airport.

Suddenly, Victoria called me. And I said, are you still in Torreon? Are you still in Torreon? I have to read. Really. Give me my phone, please. Here it is.

Here it is.

Here it is.

And here it is. Oh, I couldn't help laughing. Because I put Vic, I put hi and Victoria. Who gave you our numbers? And I put, can you say your husband's name? For this, we all know Pachi as Pachi.

I mean, knowing Pachi's name is very specific. Exactly. So for this, everyone was like, what the hell? But I laugh because they didn't want to mortify my Aquesito. No, for this, Lupita and I always document together. So, I was in the showroom and Lupita told me,

dude, it's me, don't say anything, please.

And I was like, what?

And I told you, what? Yes, I am the one with the wet messages and I...

And I, okay. But don't say anything, don't say anything. And I was like, okay, dude, I don't know. What's up? What's up? I just sent Victoria too, let's see her reaction. And I just sent Victoria, like, hello. And Victoria, who the hell gave you those numbers here? And I was like, your husband, Marco. That's why when Victoria tells us, they're telling me that Pachi passed the number, and I'm like, what? And she says, yes, Marco.

And that's when we said, wow, dude.

And Victoria was shaking, and I was like, dude, I got a little nervous. How does she know Pachi's name? And I was like, no way, Vic.

And besides, this makes me laugh a lot because I left my glasses at the hotel. So I told Mai, in I was like, no, I already put it on, I swear. You know, because she was like, Pachi, who has our number? You know, they were like that, but pretending they were looking for my glasses. Exactly.

I was like, no, yes, we already wrote it. But she looked all disconcentrated, but you did talk to the driver, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

He already opened it.

He's on his way. So you put Marco and Victoria, what do you need? And in that, what do I tell him? See them, are they already at the airport? Are you wet? And Victoria, and Victoria, I say, are you wet and Victoria, no, of course not.

No, of course not. What's wrong with you? How invasive to write personal phones and nasty messages.

For this, you know? Lupita goes to the bathroom and I had to brush my teeth and suddenly I'm in the bathroom and I see that Lupita is sitting in the bathroom And I laugh Until I told her, Lupita, send me! I said, what are you doing?

Sending her messages to Victoria!

Locked in a bathroom!

Dude, I was really, I couldn't see anything. I was like...

But I held it in. I would put myself in a personal challenge to hold in my laughter and talk to them.

You know, like,

Hey, what did they say to you?

And I'd say, No, of course not.

Are you wet?

No, of course not. What's wrong with you? You're sending me nasty messages. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, simultaneously, I saw that Mike had blocked me. Mike, very easily, said, enough, he blocked you. Of course, he offered me to go there, you know? And then, I wrote to Juan, I saw that he was not blocking me yet, he came online.

Like Juan was in the investigation there. Juan felt very protagonist, that they also blocked me, you know? And in that I put to Juan, did you run away? Explain to us what is, did you run away? me We want a book a picture to see my Spanish No, fuck. Okay. I said I know this is the okay. Yeah, I think or is this a good contest or yeah, they will study When they come over here, but I'll go to you Wait in a song lady

He put a little bit. You on the flight, I'm also going on flight AM0707, AM0707, and Victoria, ready, the authorities are waiting for you.

Ah!

Which ones?

Vic and Maylin were in the waiting room.

I was like... And I told him, here are the authorities,

I told him,

so imagine for us the experience, I was like, no way! And seeing Vic, like, I'm sorry, what authority is Victoria?

What authority is Victoria?

And I also love that that Miley says to Victoria, like, oh, but I loved that she told me she had pretty legs. I mean, Victoria fighting the cyber police and Miley's like, it's a compliment, dude.

You agree? I mean, good or bad, the guy is a good guy, right? I mean, imagine his reaction. I mean, this is crazy, but he told me I have pretty legs. Don't do this, kids. We don't know, for example, I didn't make it cheesy

because I knew you were going to get super nervous. Yes, no. No, no. No way. And you've already received messages like that, remember? Obviously not, and that's why I told you, so you could be calm and stuff. I saw, I knew it was going to be solved, I mean, it was going to be like that. And I knew it was going to be worth it.

I mean, I was going to continue on TikTok, like, oh, well, she likes my. Yes, it didn't. Tell me that if you... If you... Have you ever peed yourself?

Well, I don't know if I've ever done pranks like that. I don't know about that. Have I ever peed myself? And I told you no?

No, I'm really peaceful. I... I live life correctly. This time, I'm going to confess it here, but I know my dad knows the truth. My dad is not stupid. I don't want him to think that being a cotorrea is something else.

When I was older, I was 24 years old, I had a boyfriend. And this boyfriend lived in another city. But in a city that was an hour away, it wasn't like a super distant relationship. But that time, I remember that he arrived, he arrived by surprise, and he told me,

hey, let's see if we can have dinner there, we had dinner at my brother's house, and all the merch I had, and that day my dad had gone to work. So, when we were there, he always had to go to his hotel. But being there, my brother won't let me lie, my brother also likes him, he tells us,

oh, well, he should stay here, dude. I mean, my dad is not going to come at the end. I'm an idiot, obviously there are cameras in my house. There are cameras in the living room, on the stairs, in the kitchen, in the dining room, I mean, Oh! and he parked his car outside and everything. You know? So we were just chatting and whatever you want. What I'm going to accept is that my brother told me

to sleep in his room. My brother slept with me and my boyfriend had to sleep

in my brother's room.

I didn't sleep until the date. No, really, let's be honest. So, on that side, my brother was like, yes, but we're not going to make a mess here. So we're in the morning, we had breakfast in the morning,

everyone living life like this.

Do you want me to beat you up, fatty? Yes, you know, like, are we going to go buy something or do we do ski?

Did you feel like a girl?

Yes, I felt like a girl, because I said, my house is my company. And I, and it's more of those times, I don't know if it's happened to you when you get to an age where you play hard to get with your siblings you don't even accuse yourself anymore they're more like friends I don't know, at 18, in real life, my brother would have told me of course I know your boyfriend sleeps here

and we don't tell my dad, no way but here I feel like my brother would have said yes but I don't care, he sleeps in my room and everything is fine

so, this guy goes to the bathroom, and all the mess.

And he passes you the towel, right?

Disgusting, disgusting. And there's a camera in the hallway. Did you get in trouble? My dad saw him leaving the bathroom. I don't know if I got in trouble, but I don't tend to do bad things,

so I never said, my dad is going to see the cameras all the time to see what we are doing. I mean, the cameras are obviously for security, for anything. When they are not there. But I never thought that my dad had the ability to say, let's see what these guys are doing.

Because they are my children, I want to know that they are well. Exactly. So, the guy stayed for a day, literally. He came as a surprise and was going to come back. And he packs his bag, all the stuff, and we're leaving the house, and suddenly I see my dad.

And he's with a suitcase. He's with a suitcase, wet hair, man. 9 in the morning. It's not like, oh, he came to eat at 2 in the afternoon and he's leaving. Of course. the and he said, with this pure look, I already told you, that you got me, dude. You know? And literally, I kept looking at him, and my dad got out of the car,

and he kept looking straight at the house. And obviously, I'm not going to say rude, my dad didn't want to talk to this boyfriend either, because we knew we had the rule that he couldn't sleep in the house. And you had already introduced him to your dad?

Of course! Ah, ok, so it was the rule.

Of course!

And your boyfriend knew?

Exactly. That we would screw him.

It wasn't like, oh we got confused! And your dad wasn't going to say good morning either!

Yes!

What's up?

They made you breakfast, everything ok, right? In my house, what? So my dad comes up to the car, he makes eye contact with me, he gets out, this boyfriend says, good morning, sir, and my dad keeps looking straight at the house, because he said it's disrespectful,

which is disrespectful, and out of nowhere, this boyfriend was already going to his city, driving, and he says, I better go back and apologize to him directly, and I don't.

I mean, I said no, because I feel like my dad is very upset that whatever you tell him right now, he doesn't want to talk to you. You know? I said, honestly, no. So this boyfriend leaves and he says to me,

dude, sorry, honestly, it was wrong. And whatever you want, right? We go in and my dad is in the dining room with my brother.

Like that. When I went to the dining room, my dad got up and went to his room. Sometimes it's like that, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to know anything about you. So my brother is there at the table, and my dad goes up to his room and I tell my brother, what's up? And he told me, we fucked. We fucked.

And I told him, you're so mean. I don't know what I told him. I told him I followed the lie. What lie? My brother said that my dad told him what this guy does at 9 in the morning

inside the house. And I told him, André. He called me. My boyfriend called André. He called me and said, Hey, there's no hot water in my hotel.

I'll get a cab. Imagine telling my dad that. That's embarrassing. And the two older ones. I'm 23, I think. My brother's 24.

We weren't 16 to...

You'll see. No, no, no. He called me y me dijo, hey, güey, ¿qué onda? No aprendieron el boiler en el hotel. No, voy a estar friazo que siento.

No, no, no.

Échame la mano. Échame la mano. Y aparte, yo estoy super segura, güey, que mi papá ya había visto las cámaras. Claro. They saw each other and he came to have breakfast and left to his city. And there's no problem? What's up? Good morning? No, it's because my dad had clearly seen everything. So I told Andres, I told him, Dude, you got worse.

He said, what did I do? What did I tell him? That yes, of course, he slept here. I said, dude, clearly my dad knows. And I told him, then, hotel. And he came to shower and left. With his suitcase and everything. Because he brought his personal things. Hygiene and everything. Well, I was doing it for a while.

I said, I'm going to let my dad calm down a little bit. And I went to my room. And after a while, we were usually going to eat at the end or something. And I went to his room and I said, what's up, dad, we're going to eat. And my dad, I already ate. And I, I feel like what hurt my dad

is that I wanted to be an asshole. If you got the wrong idea, you're done. If you get me? Me and my brother wanted to continue in the boiler's bullshit. I swear it didn't serve any hotel. a hotel in the city. Because he's not from here.

He stays in a hotel because he knows the rules of the house. Because I would never disrespect this house in Mexico. Because Mexico is traditional.

You know?

And it was horrible, because he told me that he already ate. And I was like, well... And I left and I said, I have to face him. So I went back to my dad and I told him, hey, dad, but I committed an error. I see.

I'm okay. I guess I said I missed it. I'm not wrong. Committed an error. Yeah, but I mean, I'm a host.

I still can't admit what I can make it as a pen. They go.

Lara.

I had a young son. I don't know. I don't know. and he said, that's what hurts me the most, that you want to make me an idiot, my daughter. And I said, no, dad, I swear, my son, you're going to continue.

And I, no, that's enough.

I tried.

Yes.

It didn't work?

All right, we're not idiots.

I won't try to make you an idiot again. And that's it, dude. I mean, he never scolded me I'm That, like, what's up, dad? And dad... He didn't have hot water in his hotel, because he stayed in his hotel. It was weird, right? Because when he comes, he always stays in his hotel. He leaves his place and when he minimizes things, he's like, no, no, just a laugh.

I told him, well, go take a shower, there's no problem. Yeah, I was always downstairs. When he was taking a shower, I went downstairs. No, no, I went out, I went to the store. You know? And I feel like I fucked with my brother, because my brother, why would he add the lie about the water? You know? We better tell the truth that it was bad.

I mean, it was late for us, because we were in the dining room, with wine and stuff, it was late, and my brother said, dude, enough. But I'm very embarrassed because of that, I mean, just seeing my dad in the car and then not seeing you again. And that you already know the truth.

That.

And you want to confirm a lie.

Yeah, and me with my dad, what's up, let's go eat?

Of course, guys, let's go to the car.

I mean, oh no, dude.

Go see your boyfriend, he already took a shower. Andale, que se regrese de la carretera. Mejor que se venga a comer con nosotros. Sí, te mamaste. O sea, hay momentos en donde me vuelvo a acordar y digo, güey, qué cringe.

O sea, me da mucho cringe mentir de adulta, güey.

Sí.

Me da mucho cringe. De niña entiendo, porque le tienes miedo a las consecuencias, lo que tú quieras. Why didn't I just say, we were late and she stayed in my brother's room? That was true, dude. If I'm not mistaken. Why?

Because you wanted to be smarter.

And I wanted to feel like a girl.

Like the devil.

Exactly.

And no, no, no.

Exactly.

Have you ever had sex, dude? I was just thinking about one. I don't know if it's about breastfeeding. I feel like it's super light compared to the breastfeeding I've done in my life. I think that many of the anecdotes that I've told in the podcast are about breastfeeding. Like, why? Whatever you want. But I don't know why it came to my mind right now.

Once, you know that I used to compete a lot in declamation. So they made me learn and I I competed with them. Benito Juárez, the day of the mother, whatever you want and send. There was a poem that was from my father. I don't remember what it's called, but it was about a person who reproaches his father because he was never there, you know?

Like, you gave me everything economically, but you were never there. That's the context of that poem. Okay. to So that you could give us the poetry, go ahead, do it for me. So for me, the do it for me was very strong, because I was like, what the fuck? So that poetry, I started to get very angry, because my dad, at every meeting, was like, declare it. Because I saw how his friends, his parents, identified themselves, and my dad, my daughter, tell them.

So, I say, a moment like that, we are in the. So I'm gonna cut the sand up on a little music a para poner una morra a Declamar, so we love you. Oh, no, que horror Entonces, Julian como que la empecé a borrar seguir que repente Limpia se bloquear de mi cabeza way así y de verdad de siempre pipa p no me acuerdo no se te acuerda no me I don't remember the poetry, I mean, really, I don't. And it was a meeting at my house, my whole family was there. I said, please, so your uncles can hear it, your uncles, your uncles, your uncles.

I said, I really don't remember. I blocked myself, like this. And I said, please, do it for me. To fuck. And I... well. I stood up like this, I stopped and I was like, what? I started and I did the first part well. And then I started improvising.

Wait, wait. But I loved it. My sisters will remember. Flor always turned on the poetry books to listen to me. I was like, I don't know, I don't know. I remember seeing Flor's face when out of nowhere.

The poetry was that a dad was absent. Absent, who gave him everything economically, but absent. de la nada. Ojo, la poesía era de que un papá ausente. Ausente, que le dio todo económicamente, pero ausente. Y entonces como que se me volté el cerebro y todos estaban así de que, y yo, pues voy a improvisar, dije, porque no me acuerdo de nada. Y de repente, me golpeaste en la noche mientras me

estrangulabas y mi madre veía. Todas así de. I was in the middle of the night, while you strangled me, and my mother saw.

All of them?

Like... What a strong poetry.

Then I started to see everything in shock, man. And I was like... I remember how your punches invaded my face. And I was like... Suddenly everyone started to look at my dad like... What did you do? me Don't me man, I see key Me mama way

when people super fart is muy fuerte de que no te lo puedes imaginar con su destino como estaba todavía secundaria como tres I can't believe it. How old were you? I was in high school, like 13.

Uh-huh.

So, I was like, I was going to tell you what I heard. Total silence. I mean, total discomfort from everyone. I died there. Talking about beatings.

No, no, no. About what? About what? I remember your hand on my neck when you strangled me and suffocated me and left me breathless!

And you were screaming at me and I started crying I started... because I said stronger things that I'm not going to say here

Of course

You cut this, ok? But I said Because Dad

And you never knew! And you never knew!

When I said that, my mom was like, enough Lupita, I think that... And an uncle said, no, let her continue, she wants to vent, and I... Un tío dijo de que, no, déjela que continúe. Ella se quiera desahogar.

Y yo. Porque los golpes en mi cabeza.

Wey, no, wey, me acuerdo y me da un cringe.

Pero no.

Qué horror, wey.

No, no, no.

O sea, siento que como adulto, de haber sido de que, wey, qué estamos viendo.

Wey, una niña de 13 años. I feel like as an adult, it must have been like, what are we watching? A 13 year old girl, I was like, you were strangling me,

what?

Why did you...

Dad!

In a street outside of school and you never knew!

Because of your absence.

That's horrible. And the flower crying,

what the fuck? Dude, I swear. I'll send you my number. What are you doing? I'm going to call my sister. Because she's going to say,

the things Lupita tells her, I don't believe it. I would love her to say exactly the phrase that everyone said. So, take it out. Take it out, shut it down.

This is wrong. My mom, this is...

Sorry.

My mom, well, that's enough, right? I mean, honey, how about... And my...

Leave it.

What's up, Ranita?

How are you? Very good, and you? What's up, Rannita? How are you?

Very good, and you? What's up, Rannita? Hey, I'm still on the podcast, recording. You're here, coming out on speaker.

Hey, God...

Hi!

Hey, do you remember a poem that I started to invent? What was it that I said when I started to invent the one about the father in a barbecue? Do you remember? the because all my cousins are from Piqui. They're shocked. I called my sister just to confirm that part. I didn't remember the pregnancy.

That was, say hi to all the hallucinations.

Yes, your stepfather had her pregnant.

Oh, that's right. I got a stepfather, man. He had me pregnant. Because he was the missing dad and the shit. Yes, yes. And what did I scream like that? Why me? What? senti la chingada y de que y que fue lo que grité así de que porque me que dilo no importa Why? Because I'm a... And I have to finish it.

You cried and you were like...

That's horrible!

I told you I cried!

Yeah, you cry. Well, that was it. Thank you so much for being here. Greetings! I love you!

Bye!

You're pregnant! And I was short. I was like, I'm pregnant with my stepfather! Wait, wait. Tu embarazada. Y me quedé corta. Porque se me había olvidado que dije que, ¡ESTOY EMBARAZADA DE MI PADRASTRO! Saqué de contexto todo, güey. De verdad. O sea, yo, hasta que entonces dije, bueno, voy a improvisar.

Unílo, güey.

Porque ya me acuerdo, el padre era ausente, porque tenía otro matrimonio y la madre Uh-huh. to have to recite, man. To have to recite, and when I start to improvise, I see how they all start to get all short-circuited, like, what's going on, what's going on? And I'm like, oh, come on, man. But I saw, I saw the concerned faces, and you know that to me, man, the feedback is very,

or I impact you, or you applaud me. I don't know how to explain it to you. I like the extremes of either you laugh or you get scared. And I saw everyone scared and that fed me. And in my delirium, it fed me and I was going to... I ended up saying I was pregnant. Because I'm pregnant!

And crying.

No, literally, and my sister. Because my stepfather... And your mom pulled you to talk to you? Woo! Peca. Todo así de que... Y tu mamá te jaló para hablar contigo? Sí, de que... Mi mamá estaba de que, ya, ya, ya. Y cuando terminé, nadie aplaudió.

Nadie, todos se quedaron de que...

Mmm. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Bueno. Es como de que, ¿qué chingados vio esta niña? Como para que los 13 años diga que, because your fists in my face, your hands that left me without oxygen because you strangled me.

I'm pregnant.

Okay.

Dude, I remember my sisters were there, dude. So, the face was like,

you went too far.

Until the date, dude, you saw the face, oh no, dude, it's very uncomfortable. It was the most uncomfortable thing in the family. So, ask me if they asked me to declare again.

Never.

Never. I'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm gonna tell you a secret.

I'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm gonna tell you a secret. And my mom was like, don't applaud her. That's not how it's done. Lupita, come here. Let's go. What happened, mom?

What was that? I didn't remember the poem.

And my mom,

and that's why you said you were pregnant? That your stepfather got you pregnant? Where did you get all that from? Well, I improvised, mom. You told me that when I don't know something, I improvise I would have said, I don't remember. And I was like, the act had to go on. And my mom was like, no, no, no, I don't know what to say.

Because I'm afraid my mom will interpret that you've lived something like this. And I was like, no, I just improvised. And she was like, but where the hell? And she said, you have to think about this. I mean, I've told you to improvise, yes. But you're not going to make up a story about teenage pregnancies. I mean...

And abuse and abuse and violence and everything.

What's wrong with you?

And I say, oh, my God. You forced me. I told them, I don't remember, I don't remember. I was there and she says, I don't remember, I don't remember. What is it? Well, she told me, get on your bed. I think that was enough. In the room. With blood drops. In my mind, I did it incredible.

Everyone stayed in chat. Of course, when my sisters saw it, they told me, Lupita, horrible. It was the scariest thing I've seen in my life. I'm still traumatized. So, dude, maybe you're pregnant and your father got pregnant. And I still called my dad and turn to see him.

Because you were never there.

And I cried.

Oh no. I got pregnant.

I got pregnant.

And my sisters made me think that Wilvina was... scary. She was too much. Like she told me... Every time she raised me, that he would tell me to fuck off, that this, that that, that that...

That I should go find my stepfather, and that in the end... Because I'm pregnant!

And he...

It was the weirdest thing, you know?

You know what I mean?

Because right now...

It's something that...

I can't imagine a girl screaming... bizarre No, I'm a he no is the Lana una niña grit Osa de Rio, you know you get the secret and autos no emasca by senya la su papá y la madre

Osea seria de que wey que esta pasando wey

Mama, si tu quisiera porque mi hija es así. Osea porque porque están porque tiene que llegar a estos extremos osea porque because... blood cortex... Of course, because you could have told the story in half and where you didn't know how to say it and I forgot this part and that's it, period. Like my sister said, you know what I mean?

Because you just said, besides it's the family and there were some friends of my parents and everything so I said, I don't remember but I'll tell you what I know, period. That's it guys, period. I'm gonna leave the chick is a sticky window Wait, they got to me man. I do know What you know, we're gonna see a kid. No, they don't get that. Let's get a terminal. He and pens I'll be there

I'll meet more We'll stick it out with me, huh? So corazon latter me the entre boom boom boom boom boom Oh, they're on me. We should not know that they go to see who's here I mean, my little pussy, I don't know, I'm 13. I mean...

Ugh, bad. Super bad. I got super puked. But thanks to that experience, they never said, I'm out. Except now at the shows, the caca is out. Look, it's like those times when if you don't want to be asked for something, do it wrong.

You know?

Uh-huh.

Well... And I made them go through a moment... I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Uh-huh. and you just cried down screaming that you're pregnant and that you're stressed and that your stepfather was strangling you and now you're chatting with a baby as if nothing had happened and all the family is disconcerted and my mom says that Chyna, Lupita is fine

No, yes, yes, no! It's a play My daughter is in a play She is writing it and wanted to... I imagine everyone saying, oye, China, pero que paso con Lupita?

O sea, porque llore, wey. Y ninguna declama, yo.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

Se marcharon.

Ah, ah, ah.

Y todo de que,? I swear, dude. And I repeated it in the video, but everything was fine. My mom, stop! My mom didn't know how to explain it. My daughter is fine, but she did it because...

But she's bad, you know?

But she's bad, I mean, she's crazy. She comes and in her improvisation, she's addicted to attention. And she saw that every time she exaggerated things, I mean, she had a problem, but she doesn't have it at the same time because she's fine. I mean, it's not that problem she told us. It's more of a problem of attention.

Exactly. So, I don't know.

And my mom was that fucking mortified.

I mean, I don't want them to think, what's going on?

Because she cried.

A teacher said, hey Lupita, I think... Lupita needs to go to therapy. Something... I think something was done to her. Something is wrong. These people who want to be psychologists and they're not,

because she had a lot of pain. She had a lot of pain. And my daughter, my mom, no! My daughter doesn't have pain. You can't deny it. You can't deny what she feels And my mom... She did it to get attention because she's sick! Of course. But nothing...

And my mom... I'm going to take that out of my mouth. What a... And my dad... My mom, what are you telling him? No, but my son did it right.

I mean, see how... He made people feel...

Your dad defending him, right?

But in the end... His act? He gave presence. the mind that she has to make us feel, made us feel. Even she felt it. Look, she cried. She was crying here too.

Oh, man. Now that we're going to Mazatlán, I'm going to ask your mom.

Hey, aunt, how's Lupita's poetry? Dad's. I'm going to tell my mom that I don't even know. Because my mom was like, oh, it's Lupita. And then the rumor spread among teachers that... No, well, Lupita let go screaming.

That she was pregnant. And that she was pregnant. At 13. In a barbecue and that a stepfather... And she cried? And my mom was like, she doesn't have a stepfather.

She doesn't have a stepfather. There's no way.

Dude...

And I don't argue. I get up and say, Hey, you assholes. And in their asses they ask me again. Do you want to be uncomfortable for a moment? There it is. My sisters, I couldn't see her, and my sister said,

Lupita, can you look me in the eye when we talk? And I, yes, what? What you did is wrong. And I, why? Anyone would think you're pregnant. And I was like, of course not! Of course you are, because you cried. And you assured and confirmed it in front of a thousand people.

People who don't know if it's true. People who don't even know the poetry. So, a lot of people will say, she used the poetry to vent and reproach her parents. And I'll be like, no, of course not. And you look very normal, but I want you to understand what you did. And the face behind it, like, mega.

My sister was like, dude, what a cringe, what an inconvenience, you made us go through. And I said, I told her, sister, fuck me.

That time, yes, fuck me.

I swear, dude, we didn't talk about the subject again. I mean, I think that not having taken that this, but I was like, I was like, I don't know if you know this, but I was like, I don't know if you know this, but I was like, I don't know if you know this,

but I was like, I don't know if you know this,

but I was like, I don't know if you know this, but I was like, I don like for you it was like, they're going to take it and they're going to hold on. Wow.

Yeah.

Wow. And I was like, I don't remember, I made up all this stuff.

I made it up.

Oh, no, that's so strong. And I feel like as an adult... You're a girl, you're going to scream like that and cry. I think we do think that you need help. I mean, if I don't know you, like your mom who said she likes the applause and all that, I'm like, something is happening. You know? I mean, if I know you, I'm like, damn Lupita.

Yes, like my sisters, my mom and dad, an aunt, she was like,

she was a bitch, right? How did she get married?

And everyone crying.

My aunt Carmen was like, no, no, no. But some friends of my dad, an uncle, my aunt's husband, I mean, like they were like,

oh, wow, wow.

And I remember that the only thing that happened was my dad. I mean, my dad was like, that's my daughter. Good girl, good. You really wanted to, bitch.

Come here.

I love you, baby. Go on. And your mom. Go to your room.

Come here.

Eat! The guacamole is really good!

Come here.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Are you okay?

Where are you from?

Me? And besides, my mom said, where do you know all this stuff? What do you see on the internet? What are you seeing in your mind? Like for... strangling?

I don't know what?

I don't teach you that. You don't see that in this house. Where did you get that information? I invented it, I don't know.

I don't know what.

Because you saw it as a woman who married in real life.

Something like that, obviously.

And then you absorbed it in your head.

A novel, that kind of thing. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I wanted to call my sisters because I said, they won't believe I arrived so soon. But I stayed short.

I stayed!

Well, this time we did suck, we.

Well, we sucked, my dear... Internet users?

My dear poetry lovers.

The best time to travel has come, everyone in a group, and the truth is that it has already been done as a tradition because we enjoy it a lot. This year I am going to travel with friends because we want to make a tradition of having a meeting every year

and I think that's cool. The only thing is that I'm anxious that we can't be all together because if not, I feel like, what's the joke? The joke of these trips is the meeting, the conversation, the coexistence

and obviously also that it's at an affordable price for everyone's budget. But how are you going to be mortified if you don't? Because there is an option that will give you fair prices, privacy, comfort. It has absolutely everything. Do you want to know what it is? Which one? Drum roll.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Airbnb! That's exactly what I want. I want to have breakfast together in the morning, in the kitchen. I want the meat to be grilled at night. I want the pool, but I don't want to share it. So I would like a private pool. Yes, I feel like it's the best option, especially if you travel in large groups.

Because apart from being super accessible, you have the food and privacy you want. And I feel like the experience is more to the extent. Exactly, that's what I want. Airbnb is part of the tradition.

I think that the next meeting, the next trip, whatever, we're going to plan it there.

Yes, the truth is yes. And I, dude, what? I lied that I didn't serve the poiler and you? I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

No, dude, I feel like I would have done that to my dad. I'm going to... I'm going to lock myself in a room. You think? Of course, dude. I feel like my dad would have been very worried. Of course, what the fuck? I mean, yes, out of nowhere, but I feel like you did a lot of crazy things, it was like dude, Lupita, you know? And my mom told me, I saw when you were getting up. I understand that your parents knew that, but I'm not going to a meeting out of the blue. And that's why my stepfather strangles me.

First, my dad says she has a mental problem because I don't have a stepfather. And second, when I tell him, I made it up, get out of your room and don't come out again. You know what? You're wrong. You're wrong.

My stepfather strangles me and I'm pregnant! With my stepfather! And you never noticed! Because you left me for your job! Come back, sir. Well... Wait, dude. And remember, don't fuck me.

I mean, literally. I fucked myself. Because while my stepfather's hands were tearing my clothes! You were in your office!

And then they showed me.

What's up, mom? What are we doing today? Dude, I would have loved it if you had recorded it. Yeah, dude. To see everything.

Yeah, to see the faces of the people and everything.

Dude, I swear that from there, my dad, dad and my sisters never asked us to claim it again

Never!

Never!

It gets suspended My family never talked about it again It was like... You know what? I feel like if they had kept doing it You would have started making jokes like that from time to time

You know?

Yes, yes, yes

Like, again Because when I crossed...

I fell!

I got hit, you know? Whoop, whoop, whoop! I'm not going to do it. And that's it. Well, that's why each world is, each head is a universe. And each one is responsible or not. Is it responsible or not?

Or not. Or not.

Or can I be responsible for that or my dad for forcing me? And because he told me emotional blackmail of... Do it for me. Do it for me. Do dad for forcing me. And because he told me to do an emotional blackmailing of...

Do it for me.

Do it for me. Do it for me, baby, looking into my eyes. Do it for me, baby! And I was like, It's okay, it's okay. Let me make up a story.

About the Rose of Guadalupe. I hated her, I hated her, I hated her! And with that, I had won a contest, but I hated her. I feel like they always made you do it. Yeah, and you, put that one I counted, I don't know, three minutes. No, I did 15.

Oh no!

It was so long. My sister told me, you did it so long. She remembers it like half an hour. Eternal. And I was like, no, it's back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video.

I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. I'm gonna go back to the video. and more and more and more and more and what? I had to steal money from you to eat!

What?

Well, that's it

Bad

Well, it's just things I was very young You were 13 years old And look at the improvisation, the ability That's why your dad applauded Of course

Because there was talent, you just had to redirect it. Of course, redirect it. Very good. For example, I go to my daughter, I put her in acting classes.

Okay.

I say, hey.

I would have talked to her too, that...

I would have scolded her. My mom went up to my room, told me that this is wrong. Because it's something that never happened. I don't know where she's getting it from. Because I said a lot of stronger things. And for my mom it was like, where did you get it from? How are you going to walk around the street screaming?

And mortifying people, Lupito. I mean, what's wrong with you? It was a poem. It wasn't a poem where you got it from. It was a mess. Poetry has meaning, it has coherence.

Yours were complaints about abuses that didn't happen.

And about screaming.

Yes, where is coherence? Where is art? Tell me. Because to start screaming like crazy, anyone.

And I...

I mean, I wasn't artistic, mom. No. You started shouting things. And I'm very disappointed. You said, well, there was rhyme, there was, there was, there was an objective,

we got to a result, there was an evolution in history. Nothing. You hit me, they raped me,

I got pregnant, you strangled me, they took my clothes off,

I don't know what night.

Or the neighbor.

The neighbor combed my hair, I ate in a dumpster. I mean, where? Where? I went with my dog.

I asked for food. Oh, I didn't go.

Everything, I was the most mistreated girl in the world.

I'm tired.

I'm your mom, dude.

I also go up and talk to you and scold you. For you, what is poetry? That's not it. Yours were stupid, meaningless, and unwise claims. And I was like, it was art, it was improvisation. It wasn't improvisation. It was making up shit. I don't know what it was.

And he left and I was like, okay.

And Flor, let's see.

My sister, until she told me, until she yelled at me, he told me, literally, he told me, dude, people on the street stopped when you were screaming that you were pregnant.

Of an abuse, dude.

Of an abuse of a stepfather. You were screaming. I got pregnant. My stepfather got me pregnant.

My stepfather got me pregnant! I hate this child!

Oh, I can't remember what my mom said. My mom went to the poetry conference. Yeah. Yes, I did. Today's episode? That day? Yes, I did. Dude, I said, no, it's not going to be a big deal. No. Because I feel like...

Well...

I feel like, well, I can't say, oh... No, but the topic, dude, you know? You're going to bother all 20 people there, dude. No, and with a very serious topic. And that my mom lasted of no, nothing happened. Of course, you have to be doing a job.

And the people that yes, of course, deny it. My mom carried with that, you know how? I mean, oh no. Oh, how I love my mom, I love you mom. A hug, aunt. I love you so much, thank you for being in this chat. Comment! What have you been sucking on?

When have you improvised? A poem.

A poem?

By Rosa Guadalupe. Something like that. We love you so much!

Be well, guys. We love you!

Kisses!

I feel so weird, you know?

Let's see if this episode comes out or not, because my two parts were very bad.

No, yes.

Well.

You had one, three, and the other was a joke. Sure. We love you, bye! Hey, and if they don't make you say something, we won't record episodes anymore.

Yes, dude.

Bye. Bye. Yes, yes.