Eso es de ridículas y somos 🫣 l Las Alucines l 02x08

Hello!

How are you guys? How are you all at home?

Pretty people!

You know what I just remembered? What? That we haven't worn a hat in a while. Let's see if next time we remember.

Oh, give me your hand!

Mhm.

We have to put them here.

Yes.

Well, we'll see.

But you're right.

And I already said, well, We haven't worn a. What's going on? Yes, no, guys. Hey, what's up?

But well, it's for the next one.

Okay.

How are you, Quesito?

Oh, I feel great, guys. I'm very excited because I want to believe that it's one of the last episodes that I have to wear glasses.

Yes.

Dude, and suddenly the next one, bad. No, no, no. Imagine if it was here. No, but all of them are really good. You've never seen yourself so pretty. Yes, everyone. Apart from that, you chose glasses that show your gesticulation, your expression. So people haven't reacted badly.

Because there are a lot of podcasts that use glasses and I see that they say, Hey, no, take off your glasses. Because they like this closeness, this interaction that we have from here to there, at home. But I have such expressive eyes. You are very expressive, especially the forehead, you move it a lot.

Look.

Me too, look.

And I, look, tell me, are you angry?

Are you angry?

Yes.

Oh, how're so mad! Yes, and right now I'm surprised!

Me too! Surprised! Uuuu!

So, welcome to the best podcast in the world! Oh yes, it will be like this for centuries and centuries.

Amen!

And now we're going to sing some praises and we're going to speak in languages. Of course, because that's what we came here for, pretty people who are in languages. Of course, because that's what we came here for, pretty people in the traffic. But you see I told you about languages.

Hey, that's crazy, right?

Uh-huh.

I want to investigate if it's true or not. I'm not doubting anything. I do doubt it, and I think it's a lie. Well, I think that by wanting to investigate, I'm generating doubt in my being, right? I think I say it's a lie, like John Milton. Of course I doubt it because since it didn't happen to me, I didn't live the experience. And it's a lie.

I say, yes, I understand the hypnosis and everything, but to be on top of an old man,

that's no, that's already a hit. I did it like, oh, I'm asleep.

I'm asleep, I'm going to puke, but from the ones before. Oh, yeah. Oh, Chava, how are you?

How have you been with your situation? I feel great. I mean, today I even put on a sticker because I'm Chava.

You're a modern girl.

Yes, I'm super modern. You're a kid.

Yes, I'm very much like Chaviza. So Chaviza puts on stickers and I also... and the truth is that they told me, but you didn't have a grain, no but that one, no I did have a grain but I feel good, I feel fun, maybe Arturo and Juan will arrive later because now they want to pass it here I don't understand, they are crazy I want to tell you something that gives me, I have several things that I want to tell you that give me tenderness but Juan and Arturo have become best friends, the best friends they go out to eat more than us Yes, I found out they were going to come to the set right now because Arturo told me

Eh...

Cheese, I'm going to go eat with Juan later And then we're going to go to the set We arrived at that time

And I...

But...

What?

How? I mean... Because they were going to go eat, everything was fine, I mean, I love them But it was like, they were already planning to go eat without telling us yes, without telling us, like, we'll be right back and I'll go for the cheese I mean, it's weird, but there's something that gives me a lot of tenderness because we're about to go to the Europas

and we're going to go there

yes, to the Europas and I didn't know that Juan made a travel plan for Arturo which apparently, I don't count on that trip me neither I don't count on that trip Me neither We are going to do what they want to do We are going to Spain for my wedding

And then you go back in December And I arrive in January and we are going to meet there And you already have plans So the other day I told Arturo Because for your wedding I'm going to arrive 4 days earlier So it's not that long So I told Arturo, because now for your wedding I'm going to arrive four days earlier, so it's not that long

So I told Arturo, like, well, a calm plan, and he told me, no, I'm going to do several things that Juan told me

Wow!

And I told him, how Arturo? He told me, it's just that I really trust everything Juan recommends me and I really would like to do everything he told me The truth is, I would like, hey Arturo, but we're going for four days, why don't you wait until December? But he told me some things that are done right now, in this time, and in December it's going to be cold, and it's not the same.

And you did want the truth? Because my friend Juan told me.

Yeah.

And I trust him too much.

And yesterday he told me that, I feel that Juan is the same age as me. to But wait, can you believe that Juan could be your dad? That's crazy! As if he had you at 20.

He's 20 years older than you.

Yes, but I wanted to tell you that my trip doesn't matter anymore. I mean, I could not go. No, I'll find you there and we'll go to the park. Something. Yes, in what they are doing, all the plans that they decided because I had told Arturo that there is such a park that you have to watch videos to see if it is cool because we are going a few days now in August and so

and then he came here to the set the time we recorded the fetishes and told Juan hey, I made a cast that is this park and Juan said no, but it is not worth it, we are not going to go to the park

Swear!

Hey!

We are not going to the park anymore Oye! We left working. No, that's it. What's up with the hallucinators? Yes. The hallucinators are going crazy. They are very lucid.

How lucid?

Their times and movements, their plans, their conversations. We have a group of four together. They, apart from their things here. And sometimes they are things that we are included in, but we talk about it apart. Because talk about it there? But I wanted to tell you that I feel like...

It's weird because I feel excluded. Because I say like, but before when you saw each other it was the four of you. No, now it's their times and movements. The other time, yes, Juan, I ate such a delicious fish. I went to a place... That Arturo recommended me there.

That Arturo recommended me. We went of a movie and I'll tell you my research It's because I'll stop you come on come on Arturo see so much and I like it We're gonna put them both no you get a turd No student a corral del restaurante porque seguimos hablando nos vemos nos carajillo si repete Ya se tienen que retirar chavos y nosotros como I'm a boss! Boss! Give me a hand! I'll help you get up. What about your house?

I'll keep it as my house! What a bastard! The other time I was really shy was when we were going to get a coffee. And suddenly we saw each other in the flowers. In the middle of nowhere. We were walking by and that's when I found out

because Arturo told me, oh, I waited for Juan the other day

Oh, come on!

When did I tell you, Lupita, I'll wait for you in the flowers?

Meeting point?

The flowers

That's romantic

No, Wikipedia!

I'll wait for you in the flowers And he's like, ok, And walking like this, what? Walking, hello, there in the flowers,

we're going to the cafe.

I say, no, I'll go get you, and that's it.

Whatever.

I see you.

I see you in the cafe.

For example, we've never gone to a cafe. Never, dude. Never. And we do other things. Yes, I come to his house and I open the door and I enter and I'm like, Hi! This is X, I mean, it's nice to see you like this. I told Arturo, but how? And he said, oh, you just moved here, my son Arturo.

Well, Juan didn't know well, I told him, Arturo, you should have told Juan, walk straight, there you get to the cafe.

Sure, by the map. Internet We were dressed like this, with the wigs, and you were like, Yes, we're going to have dinner, like this. I mean, what? And I was like, if you want to have dinner here, I was like, I'm really sleepy. Enough, enough, enough. We ordered something, and they were like,

Oh my god!

Let's see how it goes in Europe. I was going to say that suddenly in Europe, they were like, talk, I'm not done talking. And they were like, no, we're not done talking. And we were like, wait, we're not done talking. But we were going to go eat, we already ate, thank you. We already ate, sorry.

It was a part where we didn't tell them, hey,

hello. So, I tell you, I feel rejected, but at the same time I feel very happy.

It's like very sweet and sour. because I say, no, but what did they talk about? And he says, no, man, nothing, I went to eat with Juan. But what did they talk about? I mean, tell me. But apart from the joy, the laughter, like, that they take away, it gives me, like, beauty, you know? Oh, how cool, really. I mean, because we never force anything, man.

It was like, we're going to see each other, I don a guy. And the gossip spread. The gossip spread, but for us it was like, whatever, it doesn't matter. And so I told Arturo, and I told him, we were all together, actually, and it was like,

no, Arturo, how can you see that? Hahaha, what a laugh, whatever. No, Juan got mad. Oh, no, bitch. Ooh! I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm not going to leave you alone. And the two of you, skinny like this. Yes, I'm going to be like this.

Like this.

You know how?

And Juan, more cheparrito, more picudillo.

Let's go!

Juan and Arturo are a lot taller, so it would be more important to have Arturo here.

You know how?

And when I get in, fuck, but, let's do this. Yes, right, Juan? No, I'll go with you, fuck, as far as I can.

They said.

No, but they were eating him.

We're a gang.

Suddenly, they were like, what team? And they started like, what's good for? It's good for nothing. They started like.

It's no use.

I mean, they would even out of you for them. Ah, take it for granted, dude. I mean, take it for granted. Juan's been fighting his whole life and I bet you Arturo hasn't either. No, never. It's been a while since you've been punching like that. I swear, I've told you, I swear I fight better than you, Juan.

Easy, I tell him, no way, give me a fist. And Juan is like, no way, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, foreign and they insult you really fast and really cool, and you're like, oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! So, out of all the times things have happened, Juan has been like, touch me! Once in a park, a guy was throwing his dog Achilles,

and he was like, oh my god, so they can bite Achilles, and Achilles is very nervous. Juan got like, I'm going to bust you! And he started with insults I don't even remember. I was like, in the middle of the conversation. And the guy was like, and he left, you know? But I don't know if it was the adrenaline that made him react.

Arturo, all of a sudden, he does have those reactions. Like, oh, we're going to talk about boyfriends today. Yes! He has those reactions all of a sudden. I tell him, Arturo, we've never fought. No! We've never fought. I mean, if something happens, they're going to break our mouths. And we're going to end up in the hospital, you and me. Do you think they would break their mouths?

I don't know how to fight, and I've never seen Arturo throw punches. Because Arturo is just as good at words. Like, what? I haven't even seen Juan in a box sack, for example. What? Ah. Well, once Arturo did one of those little machines where you put a coin in and it counts like that. And he got really mad and said,

I think I'm going to get one. Let's see, sit down. No, and you're like, I love it. I'm putting coins in it.

Let's see, again?

Damn.

Let's see, I'll record you. Men who fight over stupid things and show off Do you agree that it's the topic of today? Yes Ask me what the topic is, I'll tell you Oh, I know What's the topic? I got confused Of course, we already planned it once we're in this concept

Do you see how we planned everything? The topic of today

Is

Ridiculous

Yes, up with the ridiculous Up with the ridiculous! Applause in the set!

Hey, what's going on?

Give me a hand!

Yes, we love this topic because we want to... Oh, I... No, it's not true. I was going to start.

Oh, of course! But I do love the topic because I would like to know what our beloved and beloved emblematic quote says about the true meaning of the word You hallucinate!

Ridiculous You hallucinate of the word ridiculous! The word ridiculous is that I feel like they know what ridiculous is I mean, obviously it's those times when you get cringe like that But we want to talk about those things that you do that you say, why? What were you thinking at the time?

What's wrong with you?

That you're not a clown anymore More like ridiculous but from shame Like, ugh Let's see, how do we define it? Do you know why we put this topic? Because we have anecdotes and we don't know how to put it Exactly

Where have we felt ridiculous? That comes a lot from shame, it's true Ridiculous, okay, you know much of the other Wednesday's verdad. You don't know much of this is también hacerlo incorrecto, okay? I'll incorrecto a secret for a simple day Estos vatos por ejemplo de que Pus cuando quiero Ridiculous in Tata

No, no vamos a solucionar nada con golpes a par de tocar estos vatos que los partidos por si Those guys that in the games, they go like, what do you want? I want... and they grab each other and... and they fight, man, wherever. Because there are people who are fascinated by the shots, they love the shot, you know? I think less and less, but... I want to think, but... but, don't fuck with me.

Those, for me, are super ridiculous.

Yes.

Do you agree?

You're right.

Oh, yes. You're right, it's true. But there, for example, I feel like those people don't even feel ashamed. But they're ridiculous. So there's a lot of ridiculousness that comes from shame and a lot of ridiculousness that comes from incorrect actions. That we, for example, the people who are not so much to their liking,

that I don't know who they are, for a lot of people, we're ridiculous. No, man, we're the top ridiculousness on the internet. These ridiculousness that... Yes, that have nothing to do with anything. Of course, because for example, there are people who wouldn't even use colored hats and all that concept. And ridiculousness.

These ridiculousness, the vaquita, the magüey, how ridiculous! How ridiculous, I mean, because a lot of times it has to do with your personal taste. Of course, it can be ridiculous to other people if you're sure in what you do. Of course. For example, I find it super ridiculous that people write stupid comments on the internet that they're hating, you know?

Hey, this is the most ridiculous comment I've seen about me. I just remembered. I stopped following Quesito when he started doing collaborations with casinos.

When?

That was already making up, for ridiculous shit.

You better get into my profile and grab something that's real foreign ridiculous foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign No, ni siquiera. Para empezar. O sea, ¿qué pasó para que tú dijeras, ella me caga porque...

Recomendó casinos. Eh, porque anda jugando apuestas. Tapasí fue una persona, güey, hasta se confundió. Yo creo.

¿Qué vio? ¿Una influencer dijo eso a ella?

No, no creo, porque mucha gente? Of course, I saw it. Of course, I saw it too.

Never?

Like the commercial of artificial intelligence that they put,

like, do you want to have big, bulky legs?

Like that.

And I was tired of having these thin calves,

but now I have the big pig's butt.

Just like that.

That's super invented. Hey, so you have to be careful, we are artificial intelligence. But, for example, that's ridiculous. How do you have time to invent something? I mean, throwing hate is ridiculous, but number two ridiculous is that you invent. I mean, I'm going to throw hate with things I invented. I mean, calm down.

That didn't happen. It didn't happen. It didn't happen. That you hate me, I understand. That I don't like you, that I look like whatever you want.

But you don't invent things.

I mean, I'm going to cry.

But that's when I saw that, I said, I'm not even going to cry, And you didn't feel yourself ridiculous when you started on social media? Yes. Really? It's normal, girl. It's also an internal ridiculousness. That you yourself... You say, I look ridiculous.

That comes from shame. Sure. I mean, I didn't find it ridiculous to upload them. Because I laughed. And when I started to have, I don't know, a thousand followers, I had like, they gave me likes, and that's cool because you're like, oh! But the first time I felt ridiculous, I think I already told you in the past, was when my boss told me, why are you saying you cook methamphetamines?

Oh, of course. So, obviously that was a lie and I laughed, I don't know why. But, I was very embarrassed, I said, you're ridiculous! Because I'm sure my boss saw that and then he went to my profile to see everything I did. I said, that's ridiculous, why are you uploading videos on the internet? And also when my office girls found out that I was a cheese. I saw you were a cheesy person, huh?

You'd say, I'm ridiculous.

I'm ridiculous because I also got a fake name. You got a nickname. Yeah, I did. Well, no, because a friend put it in my head. No, no, no, you wrote it and you told me to do it. It wasn't something that well-known.

A single friend had told me that. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to happen. It was not a nickname I knew from my friends, it was not a nickname in my job, it was not a nickname in my house.

And you said, Jana Montana.

Yes, so the first time they told me, I saw that you are Quesito. Dude, I said, I'm ridiculous. I'm ridiculous, one, name that's made up that has nothing to do with my name. Because I'm like, no, Quesito. No, it's not true. I have it in my head.

I have to say that Cas, Casimerita,

whatever you want to call me.

It had nothing to do with my name. Well, with Quesada, yes. Yes, but it's not like, I know there are people whose last name is their nickname. I didn't know anything about it. I didn't know anything about quesadillas. Hey, my quesadilla is a quesote. Yeah, my quesadilla is a quesote. Never in my life.

That was ridiculous. Now I'm super sure. I think I'm going to flip easier if they tell me quesito or ques. But at that time, I was like,

why did I do that?

I can't change it. Exactly. I was like, why? Why? And you were like, I can't change it! Exactly! I couldn't change it and I was like, why didn't I put boxes? But for a reason. Besides, it's super eye-catching. Of course, I love it. And at the time when I chose it, I loved it. But when someone made me go through that barrier of you and cheese, you alone,

to already known people, it's like, oh! Like you never thought of getting to that point.

No!

And besides, for example, once in a restaurant, it was one of the first times that they recognized me, and a lot of people didn't know that I had that nickname on the internet, put by me. And I remember once I was in a group of friends, and a guy came and said, oh, you're the one from the internet. And I was like, uh-huh. And I was like, shh, we're closing the door.

You're going to fall. Yeah, like, look, that little mouth, sew it. Shut up, you guys. No one asked you. No, and I obviously felt excited because it was the first time, but she said, this, oh, cheese.

And everyone was like, seriously, she's Cassandra. Cassandra with double S and sign of pesos. Yes, yes, yes. The egg, the cheese, everything. I was very embarrassed and it made me ridiculous. It was ridiculous. At that time it was ridiculous. Yes, right now I would tell you, well, not the case, I mean, apart, you were on the internet,

say the mother, but I understand perfectly how you felt and how I self-proclaimed myself a Lupin. You know? And I was in high school, but I was ridiculed. They asked me, and I remember that someone in high school was like,

Hey, Lupin!

And I was like, you know, because everything was pink and shit. Then I was like, but what's your name? No, my name is Lupita, but tell me Lupin. When you... No, pues me llamo Lupita, pero dime Lupink. Cuando tú lo propicias, o sea, que tú, que tú, dime así, pero en persona. Y eso es de una ridícula, güey, espérate. Que la gente, o sea, para mí los apodos nacen, entonces se va con naturalidad.

Claro.

¿Sabes? No tienes que andar, pero dime Lupink si quieres. Dime Lupink. I loved it, I mean, I was like... That's why I laugh when people say, Hey, Salud Pink! In the comments, I say, why?

Because it's my dream.

But because it's ridiculous, that I also see my pictures today, in high school, I wore pink shoes, pink socks, pink bow, all pink,

and I was like, it's ridiculous.

Enough! Dude!

Ok, I understand where the ridiculousness comes from. Yes, well, another ridiculous thing, wey. At school, you had to wear a skirt here on your knee. I, to get into school, they checked you, obviously, that you were fine, whatever you wanted. I entered with a short skirt in my backpack,

I passed the door where the mayor was, I greet the mayor, who Greetings, Mayor Germán del Cobas de Reforma. So, I went through there, and I went with my friend to the living room, not even to the bathroom. I put on the short skirt underneath, I took off the long one, the backpack, and all the time with the short skirt. And there was the mayor, and every time I saw the mayor, there came the mayor, dude. And they put something on me, like, no, yes, the mother. They caught me and they kicked me out of school. Why? And mom, it was like, I'm going to throw that fucking short skirt you wear.

The prefect was from my mom's town, from Navajo, from Bacuampo, Navajo, something like that. And it was like, hey, China, Lupita changed her short skirt again. I can't be like this anymore. And a skirt, dude In school

Why?

Dude, you know what you made me remember? I told you Right now we're going to start the Lija Lupita I have to remember Dude, there was something I did in kindergarten That was ridiculous

It was completely ridiculous I honestly feel that my family would have been like You're ridiculous And this is going to be your existence Obviously in kindergarten I wore my uniform. Kinder, 3rd grade, 1st grade, elementary school. That's how it was. But I wanted...

I said, I feel like I have better outfits in my house than the uniform. I remember this mental process that I had. So, obviously, they left my uniform ready so I could wear it in the morning and whatever you want. And at night, when everyone was going to sleep, I put an outfit in my backpack. Because I said, I'm not going to wear a uniform.

Dude, I was... But did you wear it to school? Wait, uh-huh. I was 5 or 6 years old. I mean, why did I do that? I don't understand. I remember perfectly that it was when they caught me. Because at first I was wearing like some pants and whatever. I feel like the teachers were like, oh, how weird. I would get to school, they would let me get out of the car.

Oh no, at that time I was walking. They would let me and all that. I would go to the bathroom, I would see them nearby, they would leave. I would go to the bathroom, take out my clothes and put on the clothes I wanted to wear.

Wow! And what did you wear?

Oh, if you'll allow me, I'm not going to wear those pants. But at the beginning I wore jeans or whatever you want. And as a child, I had... I had already told you that I was very shiny and plush, and my family was like, wow, with these tastes. But I had a specific blouse that was my favorite. I'm going to see if I can find a photo with her, I'm going to ask my aunt. But it was a blouse that didn't have a shoulder, it was like this, I don't know what it's called. Oh, of course! It was red, red dude, and it had little highlights where the shoulder was.

And it was like this, without a sleeve. So it was very sexy, long. And I liked it because I saw that the teachers didn't say anything and they didn't talk to my house, they didn't say at the time of departure, ah, because when it was going to end, I went and changed again. I think the teachers were like... I think they were laughing. Of course, it was like, what is this girl doing? And then you put on the uniform.

Yes, apart from that, I remember that since I have memory, the teachers have always loved me a lot. So, as it was very applied in school, I think it was also like, oh, how funny, you know? They didn't let me take the class under the desk For you? They didn't let me, they told me to sit down They were such good teachers I brought my trips, but I needed to be under the desk So I was there I think that's why they didn't tell me anything

I saw the clock and I thought I had to change I ran back to the classroom in my uniform When the teacher had seen me 2 minutes before And you were what? In clothes And my sneakers and all the stuff, you know? And then this blouse was my charm, it was one of those blouses that you want to wear daily

Yes, of course And it had a skirt like this, like a board So I said, well, I already have several outfits, I already have several walkways That's ridiculous, man! Ridiculous I've been wearing a lot of bras and no one has noticed And I thought, I can finally give the real outfit I want to wear Because this is what I want to wear

Dude, I obviously put on a shirt with no name, full of glitter Without sleeves, like this With a lot of tabs

And some flip flops

I guess the teachers already said Hey, and some flip flops at school What's up? Can you imagine?

Going to the classroom and being like

I'm 6 years old, baby

Dude

And your blouse

I'm gonna try to find a picture Because I know there's a picture with that blouse I would going to try to find a picture because I know there is a picture with that blouse I would love to I remember that I entered the living room and it was like

In flip flops

In flip flops

Nobody brings flip flops to school Much less the shoulders of the school I said I'm going to get a boyfriend

In flip flops And you had a Chinese hairstyle Yes, of course, Is! And your hair was like... I had a lot of hair. I was like, I'm going to sit under the bench.

She's crazy.

And you, Guarachito, like... You had your window with your hair like that. I loved that they bought me flip flops with a little heel I loved the flip flops and that they sounded like they were made of plastic And did the teacher say anything? She called me and asked me why I went to change

And I was like, what? We've had this dynamic for months And I told her, no, I don't care I was confused, I was like, what's We've been doing this for months! And I told her, no, I don't think... You were confused, like, what's the deal? We're allies.

You know exactly what's going on here.

And she gave you the homework. Let me wear my shiny dress.

With my flip-flops.

And my skirt, dude. And at that age, like 5 or 6, you're still a little bit fat. I love it, I love it. I swear I want to find the picture. So like, what? What's your problem? I mean, dude. But I love your decisions.

I love your decisions. Yeah, I want to wear this.

Why do I have to wear a uniform? I was like that. So I remember he said, why did you change? And I said, no, I mean. I don't remember I said.

Why not?

I don't remember what I answered, but I remember in my head saying, what's the problem? I mean, if I had already been doing it, I mean, what's the problem? He told me, go back to your bench, and I went down from the bench, then in a skirt.

And I remember that at the time of departure. And when I left, I changed my uniform because I was aware that what I was doing was wrong. That's why you were hiding it. Exactly, because if not, I would have said from home, I want to wear this. And also, what security do you have that all the kids are in uniform and you are the only one with a different one? So I remember that I went to change my uniform and at the end of the school class, they obviously accused me, but because it was like,

tomorrow I'll come in a swimsuit, dude.

She said,

I have a tankini,

I imagine that the swimsuit with goggles. Dude, it was like that.

I was that kind of girl. I loved it. I went to the park in a sweater, and it's a heatwave in Reynosa, we're at 40 degrees, but I went out in a sweater. I love going out in a sweater, in I was at risk, but I remember they told me at home that I couldn't be doing that because I've been wearing this outfit for a while

and the teacher told her that she has been wearing it for a while and she's changing I forgot about that! This is ridiculous!

I would be fascinated if my sister told me that Maria Serena is changing her clothes and she's changing school She's changing, what should I do? She puts on flip a skirt and a skirt with some heels and I'm walking around the school

and I'm in the classroom and I'm like, I'm coming, are you going to the bathroom? but leave your wiki and go to the logistics of preparing your clothes

but for me it was worth it of course! I remember perfectly because at that time, I still didn't close the door to sleep and I remember perfectly looking out the hallway to make sure the lights were off and that they were already asleep and I opened the closet and I said, what am I going to wear?

I'm going to wear red

Red, tijuana, a bra

and...

Tablóncito and chanclita chanclita con chanclita chanclita con chanclita con entonces me dieron esta plática y me dijeron de que gordita no puedes estar haciendo eso de que no es cura y yo de que, ¿cuál es el problema?

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entregar moda, cuerpo, esencia, carisma, personalidad

disculpa porque me voy a vestir igual que todos

ay no no no pero me acuerdo que ni siquiera lo hacía porque quiero ser diferente I know no no, but I remember that I didn't even do it because I wanted to be different. I remember that I said, but why do I have to wear that if I have this really cool clothes? It doesn't make sense to wear the same clothes every day. Of course I didn't understand the concept of a uniform. So they helped me understand that and they told me, in school you have to wear a uniform. And I was like, but why?

And they told me, you get home and you change. you want, I mean, it's okay, but I had a really bad time, I mean, because after that, of course, I knew I was wrong, and the teacher was no longer my ally, so it wasn't like I was going to get a tutu because I knew she was going to accuse me. I'm going to put this tanguini, this frikini. Yes, yes, yes, but I'm going to stop you, but I had a really bad time because I said that in said that I understand the concept but I want to use what I have in my house I said I'm going to break this society Of course, I come to break stereotypes

Yes, paradigms, everything because I'm unique and different Yes, while I give you the homework, what is the problem of what I bring? I would have been fascinated to see you walk out of the bathroom in a flip-flop I imagine walking down the sidewalk to get to the living room The little heel I imagine walking down the sidewalk to get to the classroom and I hear the sound of the tap. What do you think your mom would have done if she was a teacher?

I think my mom would have loved it. I swear, my mom would have been like

Let's go!

My mom would scold me a lot, but she would be very angry about the crazy things, the stupid things. In the scolding she would be like, Oh no, no, no! If I ask her, she's like, it was so obvious!

My mom, I saw a girl like that, a student like that, I feel like she would have been like, she's crazy!

I feel like my teacher was like that, but when I got there, I was almost excited because the teacher... I remember she even smiled at me. So I said, everything's fine, you liked my outfit? And she let me take the class under the desk. I was writing really weird characteristics of my personality.

I took the class... maybe you felt more comfortable, right? I was saying that I could sit down as I wanted, when I'm stressed, Arturo always laughs that I sit down and I feel like this. So, I felt like I could sit down as I wanted, and in the bank, no, because there's the bank, and all this stuff, I don't know, leave me alone.

But I remember that at my house, they laughed. I remember that they tried to scold me and they couldn't. Of course, I tell you, my sister gets up early in the morning and tells me that about my niece,

I'm like, no way!

Don't do that.

I would be fascinated, I would be like,

let's see, there are rules.

You're a clannish. There are rules.

Super, yes, super.

You know what? I read last Percivoy soup

Impressive I was born with a star and another one that comes out starry You were born with a star So it was like when I did these unique things They wanted to scold me

But they couldn't

So I remember perfectly that conversation they gave me That, Gordita, you can't wear the clothes of the house You can't bring skirts and flip flops You can't bring heels to school I mean, I... But I had forgotten that

But for example, I understand that it's ridiculous, but you were a girl. I mean, there are ridiculous kids, but in this case, it's something that... Crazy. No, it's mega top, celebrity. Yes, from 100% top.

If you already have it in your blood.

Yes, me. It's the blood with which she was born. For example, I'm 16, what business to put on a skirt and the leg must be tied inside the school, why?

Why hide it? You have to carry it in your backpack. Why? Why always? Because there is a stage, and above all, oh no, how cringy, but super ridiculous,

I dress that I get to do it, I want to be naked. Like teaching body. Exactly.

I love to do it in a split. I want to be able to do it. I want to show it. You know how it was? That stage was really hard for me. And I turned around and I was like

You were so uncomfortable.

There are outfits that fascinate me. You had to be ridiculous in church. Huh? You have to be ridiculous. You were in church.

That.

I mean, there are outfits that I say, obviously in the intro, but, man, there were times when I said, I'm going to kiss you. When I said, I'm going to kiss you. Skinny jeans pants, waistband, with a body, also glued like that. and I looked incredible spectacular no no no, spectacular but I was like what a tight fit

I wasn't even that comfortable I mean, you're being ridiculous

because you're forcing it, you know? and it never happened to you to get to a party and no one was like that just you?

of course

and I loved it

it was like

why don't you fix it?

shake your hand

take advantage of it! Hey, it's just a little bit, right? I understand that you don't have a body or anything No, but I was always in my circle super dressed up and super glued to the mother but I remember that I was looking for the glued I mean, I was like...

and to this day I really like, for example, long dresses glued I love them I mean, I don't have a problem with that, but when it's for the occasion, you know? Not like, fuck it. Oh, right. It's ridiculous not recognizing the place you're going to and just saying, I'm going to dress like this.

Of course, because I'm like that.

I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. You're coming to your grandfather's funeral. I don't care. What the fuck? And another thing, you know I'm going to sound super ridiculous, but I think we all go through that and it's cool.

Go take a photo session with your friends.

Yes.

All of them.

All of them.

I'm going to ask Viviana if she lets me put some.

No, no, no.

Really? Viviana and I were going to do the Valentine's Day, Friends Day, I don't know what day. Oh, the one where I'm on a bench. The full picture is with Viviana. Oh, so it's Christmas. That was from Machu Picchu.

That was from Machu Picchu.

Everything was great. I love it. But I love it when you get confused on Friends Day and you see the train.

We look like... Of course! Hey, what's up? You know what else is super ridiculous? I really went through that.

That you like suckers. No way! I'm fascinated by suckers!

Dude, that's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Don't be like that.

What are you looking for in a sucker?

I used to go out date people who were assholes but just because they were a motherfucker...

There you go.

Because they looked good. I'm the motherfucker I put in an episode, dude. That was a great love in my life. Yeah, and you did a lot.

A lot. But I wasn't the only motherfucker, you know? And there were times when I even said... I'm going to say a pun but that's from Lupillo. Sometimes they tell me to put the pillow on my face. That's from Lupillo. I got so close to him, I said a body here and the face just says,

but since he was puking, do you remember that sounds ridiculous?

I feel like something ... look Maylin, you follow him cough and cough, let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

It's true.

Mylene still has the flu. Listen, it's been three weeks, Mylene. We have to go check on you. But... What was I going to say? That we're talking about the moms.

Oh, I feel like all of them... I feel like there's going to be the only one who's going to say, I don't... I always focused on the soul. Because I'm a pansexual. Pansexuals focus a lot on the soul. Ah, ok. And I was like, what? I'm pansexual. Everything is fine, but I feel like

most of us have had a stage where like, being handsome. Yes! Having a handsome boyfriend is ridiculous. Because if you love your boyfriend a lot and you made a good connection with him

and he's handsome,, that's great!

You already won! But when it's an object just because he's handsome Yeah, because he's handsome

I got out like this, like... How do you say?

No, because I was so in love with him in the club

I was going to talk about a guy in the club who was so in love with him handsome, like...

You know those guys who you see when they dance I mean, like, stiff, like... And I was like, oh! But, dude, you're not a mother! I get to a point where I'm like, enough! Enough! I see a mother and I'm like, enough! No, no, no! You know what, dude?

I mean, I salute all the mothers. They're so cool. And you put in the effort. My respects, honestly. Because it's a discipline and consistency. Everything you want and command is... cool. But there were times when I, for example, making love with a breastfeeding baby,

I started to realize that they were looking at themselves.

Ah!

Of course!

You know?

Like, for example, they're giving you... Ah, you're talking about that kind of breastfeeding. That kind of breastfeeding, like... I went out with one like that. And they are giving you here, because you are making love to me, and the guy is like... And trying the... No, they look in the mirror.

Of course, there is a mirror like that. And looking at how they are marked.

But looking at themselves and one like that, oh my God.

Yes, it would be like the egocentric breastfeeding.

Yes.

The one in the photo of the punk life, it was great. I'm Oh I'm gonna say no mamas way for a secret

Ridiculous way connect

See oh yeah It's not connection de la alma. No, but it was a little more cool. No me not on her They come in past attack attack. Oh, no, Pina look at what I Guess all those me most get one dovaheim seven ellos mismos Oh you know, I suppose you go to the gym. No, no, not the gym. I suppose you're sitting in a park. And a very big guy passes by, man, you haven't even seen his face.

Nothing.

But he passes by and you see him and you're like, tell me. We love to flirt, I love it. And you're like, man, he's super cool. I love him, man, he's super cool. But only because he's big, you know? Why? I graduated from college at the beginning of my twenties. Of course. And I remember perfectly that my family members

were telling me, you only see body, and you think they treat you well. But I said, but I have a handsome boyfriend! That's ridiculous, that's ridiculous!

You only see body?

Yes!

And there you go!

Wow!

I'm not better than any man, dude. I saw body and I said, oh no, that's it. You're so good, man. My respects, because it's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's all good. It's worth it. But I'm ashamed to remember my time, that we were bad boyfriends, the ones I had, in my opinion. Why? Because they looked at me, body, body,

but they were like, yes, my body, my body, super ellos de que si mi cuerpo mi cuerpo y era de que yo tu vales pito o sea así que ahorita me acuerdo yo me doy vergüenza me doy pena o sea porque digo eres una ridícula o sea ni siquiera te callan bien no te trataban bien eran bien culeros contigo y tu pero esta mamado esta mamado yo no que a sus pectorales si cuando te doy besos hueles a gnc wey with her chest so hard I felt the most flaccid I was like I'm going to say something that I think I'm going to be honest

I'm not the healthiest person in the world something I like about being with moms is that I felt tiny

I was like I was like

I'm vulnerable

that's ridiculous

I'm vulnerable! That's ridiculous! I'm so small!

I hate you!

That's so funny! You know what I hate? I'm going to say something. What are you saying? No one says that. A lot of girls like to feel like that, but no one is like, I love you, I feel so small. But it was the truth.

I think it was also that I had a handsome boyfriend and it made me feel like I was so small. super petite I'm so at home I said, how do you know? I said, wait I'm so happy I like this set I'm so comfortable That's ridiculous I feel like a fairy

And of course, all the guys are so cute and then they have their hands rough because of the weights and it's like, come here. And then he has his hands rough because of the weights. And he's like, come on, Brusco.

And then when he's older, when... Dude, no way, this is ridiculous. My ex, the one who put the breast pump, was like, always, dude, always. We trained like this, I was in the gym team, he was in the basketball team.

So, always to leave the gym team, he was in the basketball team. So, to leave the gym, I would wait for him and when I went down the stairs, before going down the stairs, he would grab my waist like this and he would lift me up.

Let's go!

And I would go up and down everywhere.

And don't you feel like...

No, no, no! I was... A mermaid.

Imagine I was floating. Dude, no, no! I was... A mermaid. Yes, like... Imagine I was floating.

Wow!

What a business! I mean...

That makes me feel so bad. I'm super small. I mean, I feel like... I'm going to watch this episode and I'm going to say, let's erase everything.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

But it's a construct, well, analyze it but the point is that it was ridiculous for me to say that I want a boyfriend that makes me feel like a mini so I feel like I look like that Oh yes, super chiquitita Shut up dog, oh no, dude, no, once for that concept I went out with a mastodon dude really, really, I was a mastodon dude so I saw so I was like

I was like, you're huge I loved it you're super big and huge and the shit but it was so big that it was even clumsy those that don't fit in the car

and I loved to see him struggle to get in the car

like

and you're like

and I was like, you're huge God, I couldn't even scratch my back like... and I had a car with these sporty tires and I was like... you're struggling to get out of the car your dad was like...

and I was like...

I love you

that's ridiculous why? but it's a phase. And for those who like to be breastfed, it's a phase, guys. No, and if you still like everything,

nothing more than to treat yourself well. Yes, yes, yes, to treat yourself well. It's all in the matter. But I also feel, for example, that it's very ridiculous these people who we say are in love with themselves I'm not saying that you have to like everyone, but a lot of people have the complex that everyone wants to fuck me.

I swear, like all the women want to fuck me because I'm a pussy. The worst is that they're in the gym. Don't you feel that the gym is to go to the gym? Of course, and to fuck. And to fuck, yes, and it's for my carelessness. That's great. And we gym and to be promiscuous is a bitch! That's so cool! And us, because we're assholes!

Really?

Going to the gym is...

You're doing that at home?

It's ridiculous!

It's ridiculous! It's ridiculous!

Dude, you know what I loved? I had forgotten that... Now that they diagnosed me with dermatitis, the dermatologist told me in this time that you're putting on the cream and so on, don't exercise, no problem. And you, what the hell? I didn't do it before, so I already have it worked.

You're looking for excuses so you don't find it.

I swear, and Arturo told me, arriving at night, he told me, hey, we went for a walk, to walk the dogs, it's just that they forbade me to exercise. I can't, I can't sweat. I'm No, I idolized them! Yes, I was like, damn! Let's go! But then the situations change, well, the priorities change. I love the photo of life, Pong, because

the arm of the guy was twice Lupita's head. And I see it and I see you super shiny. No, no, no.

I see you like...

I'm like...

I'm going to say something ridiculous, and this is already pink in the current.

Let's see.

Didn't you get a place with him?

Oh, fuck!

And we're going to escape someone's house.

That's horrible, Miley.

I never say the things I know about you.

Hey, that's because of my...

That's ridiculous. That's super ridiculous. It makes me feel less. So that men see that they're not the only ones who like to bring truffles that's super wrong, I mean, in men and women that's ridiculous one thing is that you feel like we said now that when they get to throw the wave at Juan and Arturo

that's very nice another thing is that you say I'm going to walk

come here you asshole

look at what I'm eating, bitch! No, but the worst of all, I was fascinated to be the one who doesn't notice, like, going in like this, looking straight ahead, And you know they're looking at you.

Of course, so... Come here, feel this love. Ok, yes, you're coming right now, and what? I'm coming, I'm going to the bathroom. Ok, bye. Why are you explaining that to me? I'm going nervous! I mean, it's cool, but at that moment it was about being lucid

Where are you going?

To the bathroom? Ok, bye

Bye

And what?

Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up!

I did it! I did it! I did it!

I'm tired of me! I hated it! I hated it! I knew that sometimes they were handsome Sometimes, not always But they were handsome and I really said that this gives me some points No, no, no, no

That's ridiculous To think that you are worth more or that you are more because of the boyfriend you have Wow!

And he's a boyfriend that is just fucked What?

That he studied, what? That they have a connection, that they share. Nothing, but he's so cute.

He's so cute.

He's so light. Literally, I met a guy and he's so cute. It was like... Another thing I'm remembering. What? I don't know, but it was so beautiful.

There are no other cities, but it was so beautiful. I met a guy and he's so cute. And this is super ridiculous. And what car does he have? Has he ever done it? Yes, of course, when he was a girl.

Really?

What a shame.

And what a car, a H&M,

no way, a Super C,

a Yamaha.

I think it's still done in Hermosillo.

No, anywhere. Dude, I swear, I've never heard of it in Mexico City. But you're not on that trip anymore. I mean, if you bring me to that ridiculous stage where I'm going to be thinking about nothing but bullshit, which I feel like those are stages, when you're a girl, when you think all of that is important,

and all of that stuff, right?

What car do you have?

That.

Dude, like, why? Like, why? car Oh, I'm gonna read it. You're ridiculous. I mean, I give importance to material things when sometimes... Even more, if he doesn't have a car, he can take his dad, but it doesn't matter. Yeah, sure, but what car is it? I don't care. Because he brings it. For example, in an episode I told you about, this guy used to go to high school for me.

But a Mustang. It was a Mustang, and of course, at that moment I realized that... Yeah! Yeah, in that case, they came for me. Because I feel like at that age, it's a lot of showing off for everything. Yeah, I was 17 and a kid goes to school in a Mustang for me and I was like... Yeah, of course, because of the screens.

A new Mustang.

Oh, this guy's was gray.

So they weren't the same.

They weren't the same. I can't breathe. But, the fact that he thinks you're like, oh, come on, girl, you know? Another thing that I think is ridiculous, but we're going to attack men here.

Let's see.

The ones that are like, how can I say this? That talk to your friend and realize, where are you? No, get in there! And I'm like, I'm coming, and the mom is like, wait, no, no, get in there! And they come and mess with you, you're with your friends,

Can you come here, please? And the mom is like, what happened? No, I got here and Lupita just took este asi que controlador, que le caga No, no seas ridículo No seas ridículo, que esta con sus amigas No esta haciendo nada ya

Esta cotorreando bien a gusto No mames, ya metete, ve la hora Ni siquiera es como que, no es que van a llegar vatos Es que ve la hora, ve la hora que es Who are you? What's wrong with you? And ridiculous is also the one who asks permission to the boyfriend

Me

You were going to do that? No, permission no, but it was that no, because he got angry Do you remember that I told you?

Of course, that we just told

Well, how ridiculous I never said I wasn't

We have all been ridiculous in this life

Some more than others Dude, you know what's super ridiculous about me?

What?

The... How can I tell you? The one where I was bored. And I knew I liked a guy. And I... I liked... That's super ridiculous, dude. But I'm bored at home.

Well...

And he talked to me and suddenly... Ah, I'm going to answer this dude. And it was like... me For example, that thing where he said, I swear I also felt super cute, and I swear I love you but this can't be, I really love you.

Dude, you made me remember something.

I love you when you don't even say it.

You made me remember something.

What?

No, no, no, I'm telling you that I erase from my head what I'm ashamed of and I just say, it didn't happen to me, it's not true Dude, most of my boyfriends have told me to get married And I lied that, of course, I'm 17 years old And when we get married? And our children are going to get married and I

How are our children getting married? That's ridiculous because you're not feeling it

It's a lie! It's a lie!

I don't doubt that those boyfriends were ridiculous because that's what you have to do when you're in love. I can assure you that if I'm 17 and you're almost sure that we're not going to get married, and you're also sure that there's no way we're going to get married because, how? Of course! But I feel that there are times where there are certain protocols that are made and you follow them for ridiculous reasons.

Of course.

I mean, and for example, this part that I told you to say I love you to people who I didn't love, wey, it was because I wanted to fall in love, and it was with Adam. And at the end when I wrote it,

I knew I was going count on me for everything. I love you. I don't even love you. I don't care. I love you. When I put nicknames on guys, they gave me their password in Messenger. It was like that. When you had a password, you liked it. When you enter, leave me a nickname. I had como 7.

Y entraba acá. Hasta que recuerdo, en unos firmaba como LUU, LUU, dos puntitos, un besito. En otros firmaba LV. En otros firmaba LOOPS. Diferentes firmas acá, pero era como que el mismo sistema de escritura. Ey, tonto. ¿Cómo estás? I don't know if you can see it, but it was like the same writing system. Hey, fool! How are you?

It's super ridiculous to say that to a fool.

But putting Nick Way in his messenger, you have a lot of stuff.

I love you, at, Lu.

And things like that. And I remember that a friend, well, not that friend, it was like a friend I had, and she comes in with a printed sheet like this. I had like 7 or 8 passwords for kids. And she came in, I didn't have anything with them, but she was like, like she was the one who liked it, and all that,

and I was like, you wrote all of this, right? I noticed that they have the same variable, everyone starts with L, LB, Lu, I started to say no, get me out of there, no. But I was saying, how ridiculous, instead of saying I love you. I love you. I love you baby.

Telling babies to babies that were not mine.

Yes, because it's from Lucida.

Yes baby. Telling a baby. Telling a baby to someone who is not yours. I didn't tell any boyfriend to tell a baby, but I did to babies that told me baby, Si bebe Decirle bebe Decir bebe a alguien que nada bebe Yo a mi ningún novio le llegue a decir bebe pero a que hacía chamorros que me decían de que baby y cosas así Yo de que obvio bebe

Güey voy a contar esto pero no se si lo vamos a borrar Que quien quiera decir bebe adelante Ah no, adelante, es que lo que no sale natural es ridículo Si te sale natural, es natural Pero que vas a contar If it comes out naturally, it's natural. But what are you going to tell? Oh, no, no, no, I'm very embarrassed. Dude, once I had a little odyssey.

Yes, Arturo, I had other boyfriends. Now, please.

Wow, who got here?

Welcome!

Welcome, guys! Oh, how am I going to talk about an ex-boyfriend and Arturo came in? What nerves! Cover your ears, Arturo. Arturo, don't start with the intense controller.

Possessive.

I feel like I'm going to get home and he's going to scold me.

He's going to scold you.

That's ridiculous.

Yes.

I had a boyfriend and I was really drunk. And I remember that I told them, following protocols that you don't follow is ridiculous. I was learning how it is to have a formal relationship and all the fears you have and I saw that most of my boyfriends of my boyfriends, of my friends and friends had nicknames for their boyfriends

What?

Come on!

I was in high school, yes in high school and I remember, dude, how ridiculous and I remember that I saw that in the relationship there was no nickname because I'm not a nickname prepa y me acuerdo que ridícula y me acuerdo que yo veía así y yo veía que en la relación no salía ningún apodo porque yo no soy de apodos ni tampoco me gustan ni nada pero como estaba morrió veía que todas mis amigas tenían pues medio fomo güey yo creo entonces me acuerdo que en una de esas de que fuimos al super así juntos y yo vi un queso de cabra like this, together and I saw a goat cheese and it had a little goat

an image

what? let's see, let's see cheese

spit it out I turned and I said, enough goat

come on! come on!

I want to cry Oh And what did the guy say? What did the guy say? Oh no, I was so drunk and I was so embarrassed. I feel like if I saw that in the supermarket I would tell him to shut up!

You changed girl! You idiot!

And I remember that guy turned around and said, how?

Dude, that's horrible!

And you?

No! I was like, dude, that's horrible And you were like, nah

I was like, what? Obviously, obviously

I'm crying

I'm like, what?

I'm so sorry She didn't understand, that's so bad

And I was like, yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna cry! I remember I started to put it in messages and I followed the trip but he didn't tell me back Hey Chivo For example, it's not the same thing with Arturo and me, that came out with Pink and we tell each other and it flows and everything is fine and all this stuff But there was one of ridiculous, hey Chivo, hey Chivo And you were like, I'm going to call her! I'm going to call her! Wait, so you never gave it back to me? You were like, let's go to the super cool...

And you never got it back?

I never got it back

Because the situation was very confusing Because nothing had ever happened So that... This situation is going to grow I'm very hot, turn on the air It's cool, I'm having a blast we Wait a mucho calor Way

It was a way can una de esas ya como que el wey era de que esta loca O sea esta loca porque no entiendo que me habla sacando chivo en que momento me perdí En una de esas y me dijo de que hoy acá duda así mira duda nunca te he preguntado porque me dices así So, in one of those he told me, Hey Cass, I doubt, like this, look, I doubt, I've never asked you, why do you say that? Dude, and I lied. And what?

Because I'm ridiculous. And what did you say? I lied, dude, and I remember, it came to my mind so fast, that one time we had bought that goat cheese, and in the dining room we had eaten it in the dining room with cookies

So I told him, don't you remember?

That you love this goat cheese

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it

And he was like, oh And he told me, Casper, we bought it once And he said, I want to understand No, no, first he told me We had bought it once And we didn't love goat cheese

And you said, this is the goat cheese we both have

Wait, you guys are going to the supermarket to see that this is not a lie Go to the goat cheese store and you will find that there is one that has a goat Yes, believe me, they will tag you So I remember that he told me, but how the goat cheese? I said, don't you remember that it's the image that pisses me off And he said, no, I don't understand, you're a fucking asshole, why didn't you follow me? No, but I wouldn't understand either, because, for example

I think it was a confusion

No, and you look at very stupid details that no one would understand I swear to God that I don't remember the photo of any cheese So I remember he said, I don't understand, but I said, remember you love it and then I said, remember I bought it once and he said, once?

that's why, once is enough once is enough to love you, chivo look at him, chivo, he's got it look at him, how ridiculous and just because he has a nickname I was like, yeah, cool, I'm in! I'm in! How ridiculous!

And just because I had everything

I was like, they do it in the movies Your friends My friends do it I was like, I don't understand I have something That's why I changed my clothes in kindergarten

Something is happening to me I was like, this is what I have to do Everything How can I tell him? Dude, but I can remember it like it was yesterday This has been 10 years, 11 years I mean, I remember perfectly

turning around to see the cheeses

and I was like, ok dude

And I remember the face of, how?

And I was like what? sorry and I was like Do you want to know my daughter?

No

but do you remember that she used a lot?

yes

I don't know if she still uses it

but I say, wait she was a brat she was a kid

I

suppose, wait I well I was 18 years old Oh! Shh. Ah. I was like, zero, and he was bigger than me, and I was telling my son, oh, a fucking taliban there, hairy, I don't know, and I was like, oh, my girl, I don't know what to say, oh, my boy, what's up, my boy? The man is already hairy, and I'm a kid?

Hey, ridiculous, ridiculous. I can't imagine you listening to yourself answering the phone, hello, my boy.

I swear, what's up my boy? And being a kid, a girl with my backpack and everything What's up my boy? What's up my boy? And I say And it's ridiculous because

It's ridiculous when you're not born a kid Not so much the nickname, but when you're not When I wasn't born, when I say I love you I love you And I tell you I don't deserve it, when I said I love you, I love you. I told you I don't love you. I don't love you, I just met you.

I don't love you.

And just saying that when I met someone in a concert, whatever you want.

Very specific.

So fast, it's a 23rd of April. Yes.

In a concert. And suddenly, you met him and you do this you do whatever you want with him, and the next day he goes, I love you, and you go, I love you. You don't love him. That's it, for me it's very confusing.

But you know what? I feel like a lot of this is from girls. Yes, from girls, and that I didn't like it, if you told me, I didn't like telling you, good night.

No, no, no way. Que si lo haces que padre, pero yo, yo, Lupita Villalobos me daba así como que no. Y me fascinaba, wey, este lenguaje del amor. Pero me daba cringe, o sea, me daba así como que ay. Pero me encantaba de que, oye, mi niña, por ejemplo, ya lo he dicho antes que me di, wey, como dos morros me llegaron así cachetona. I'm gonna catch it. El morro flaco. ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué?

¿Sabes que fue de ridículo una vez, wey? ¿Qué? Que fingí, mentí, estábamos en un yate,

y mentí de que según yo sabía manejarlo.

Espérate.

Muy bien peligroso.

Pero es que ya más o menos tenía como que la... Decía, wey, lo técnico y está fácil. He had the technique, he was easy. And you don't bump into anything. So he was one of those who was pushing and pulling more. You know? And when I said, no, he's super easy to handle, he turned his head and said, really?

And I was like, yes. But I was joking, like, no, he's super easy to handle. He's super easy. And he listens to this one.

So he does the silence and the tension is...

In you.

Really, and the guy is so handsome, right?

And I was like...

Of course.

Of course, dummy!

But I'm drinking too much. And obviously I started to handle ugly.

I mean, I'm never going to show you.

You know?

And I was like, yeah, sure, all of a sudden, 20, I don't know how much, and I was like... In my life, dude, in my life, and I was ridiculous, like... I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself, because to get out of the tangent, I started to flirt with the guy, but show me... But show me this, because I swear, I get super nervous, come...

And I was like... And he's like... Now you can go alone, I didn't know Dude, he grabs you from behind Literally Literally, you alone No, I get super nervous, I swear

I was never nervous I didn't care about the world, I never needed guys And I have to be the undefense? Because I'm a mythomaniac? You know? Because for being a liar? I know how to drive, I know how to drive!

We're all having an incredible time! There was no need for that, dude. And I told him like, Dude, you're not going to drive in my house? I'm just messing around here with my friends. Instead of saying, no, dude, I'm not kidding.

And that's where wasn't true. I was like, I'm not going to talk to him again. And the guy got mad. I had to use my charms. I'm so weak. I don't have my glasses. And at the end of the day, I don't even know anymore.

It's not the same girl I used to date.

When I get a bad taste in my mouth.

I hate it. It's ridiculous. The picnics are ridiculous. They've always been like that. last pick me way We can tell us on Brie's me can tell us on the local me a sinister theories in El Momento So this man can tell me what's a little Juan is me on report What I say pick me a little cool as he did though Pero

Procure and do the moto no manches But I think he's a Way the ridiculous I've ever been so depressed out for the main thing is that one can only harm intered carry me complete a moto Wait. I loved the adventure Juan, I mean, I want to drive! And Juan, what did I tell him? Teach me Juan! No, it's not just anything, and much less here in Mexico with the streets as they are, you have to look for a school if you want. And I was like, yeah! I feel that any Mexican, Mexican boyfriend is like, of course, I'll teach you, get in!

And Juan was like, no, no, no, things with legality. How boring are you, dude, to see the price of motorcycles to buy them? That's ridiculous, dude. That's mega ridiculous. Dude, last year we wanted to buy a Racer. That's ridiculous.

Dude, I have a point where he literally told me, I'm still available for Arturo's parking. Arturo has an extra parking, we park there and we both park there Do you know what a racer costs? and we are ridiculous between us

you give me that money and I say no you are stupid if we practice well, we do it but it would be ridiculous because where are we going to get it

the racer does not suck us either. I mean, I mean, it really makes me go up and down, man. I come here every day and I'm from Mexico. I mean, every time Lupita goes to the supermarket. I mean... That's ridiculous.

It's super ridiculous.

But in the end I feel like it.

Yes.

It would be ridiculous with a lot of pleasure. But give it to me. Give us your hand. If you give it to me, I'm ridiculous. 100% I mean, wait, but that's it, the love, it's like you get excited for something and you're like,

Oh!

I wanted, I saw, oh no, this motorcycle and the mother...

Don't be ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous, that's it, that's too much. You know what else was super ridiculous that I did?

What?

Believe me. I mean, I didn't believe it. I mean, I knew that...

Like, to take for granted... I'm so embarrassed.

What?

Like, to take for granted that people envy me.

But with confidence, I mean, it's not a joke.

No, no, no.

I'm going to throw facts. Your envy fuels my ego. Ah!

Dude, tell me about that.

No, well, dude, I mean...

Yes.

I love this. Look, my sister has a nickname for me. I don't know if that word can be said here, but we found out.

She called me the Internet bitch.

Uh-huh.

Because I, from the time I got it,

throwing my speeches like, while the dogs bark, signal that we're moving forward. Oh, well, you had a lot of enemies. Dude, I... I mean, I did suffer from harassment, situations, stupid dates, dude. But I, in my person, to be honest,

I was envied.

Dude, maybe I just didn't like it. Of course. Persona, ya dar por hecho Me envidian We are

Oh

India

Come to speak with a muchisimas personas a click a go mala muchisimas personas You know, but it's gonna be this is como quien que diga algo de ridículas de nosotros. Ita me acordes y no se va a olvidar We loop it a yo a donde lleguemos tenemos que buscar un enemigo Eso es de ridículas way an enemy It's ridiculous, dude But it's real, dude It's true, and we keep doing it We can keep being ridiculous, no problem

No problem, but really We get to look for a fight, but we're not going to fight It's not about throwing words Lupita, did you see how she saw us? Yes, of course Sometimes I don't even have to say anything about who

I just say, she's okay

And she's like mhm

I don't even mention and we already know who it is But a lot of times they haven't done anything to us They don't even notice But we need a drama to continue Yes, to be like check yourself Look

Or we look for enemies or we look for suitors

Or someone has to hate us or someone has to love us Yes There's no half-ass in us I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again.

I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna. And you know what's the worst? What? That we've turned Myline into Victoria in Ridiculous with us.

Wait, she gets to a point where we turn around and she's like, Super, yes. Super, you, wait, do you remember? Vic, please, stand on this side so you can take care of us.

From someone who hasn't done anything to us. And I swear to you, in my life, that they've never done anything to us. I mean, for me, looking for an enemy is like, he really pushed me, never, but he's like, he entertains us, he's like, look, look, check, check, check, this, you can tell, he's like, like, like, he's not going to turn around all the time. Oh, man, you know, I mean, and he gives,

for example, we, the house and we hate people. We hate people and if you've felt bad because you met that person and you say,

why did you hate him?

Because he was so cute.

Because he was our enemy.

And I don't even remember. But you know what's the worst? That if the person comes, we treat them super well. Of course, we'll never do that. That's why I tell you, we've never fought genuinely that they are our enemies, but it's to be able to mythomize. Yes. That. But then we run into it. Oh, of course, yes, obviously.

It's super cool.

But it was our enemy, right? I don't remember. I think so. But we're crazy.

And it's just that, and don't think we look for them on the internet.

No, no, no.

It's in specific situations because it can be someone... don't You know? That doesn't generate changes in your personality. Like, I'm going to take over.

Go for it, bitch! You know? Like, what's taking you so long? Ridiculous.

I mean, if I explain the situation like... For example, at work, when I was Godin, I was always very organized, you know? And they would come to me and say, Oh no, well, wait! What time will you get up to come like this?

Oh no, I'm so jealous! But that, for me, I'm going to go when I'm more beautiful. And I'm going to walk by you, you idiot, so you can see what a real ass is like.

You want to see the time I get up?

Bella!

Like, when you finally realize, at first I started dressing for myself because I liked it, but then it was more like...

Fighting?

When I finally realized, I'm not fighting. I'm fighting in the morning with so much outfit, so much chain, so much earrings. And I look ridiculous for wanting to be... Yes, the owner of the place. The most envied. I'm the most envied. Oh no, dude. I mean, yes, ridiculous, dude. I know way, Osea see the ridicule away. See you Sander. They ask you something I think it's been part of the new enemy

Part in a certain is a much a reason for the enemy when come on We see you know something soon in the most you can start a cookie nose When I'm done that's cause I was pretty good. No gusta. Let me go to a Yes, sir. Let me go to a ridiculous way. I don't know. So I forget it. I get it way oh no no no

no

no no Que yo super ridicula Una vez es... Ay no güey, ay me odio Creo que te lo conté una vez así por encimita Me voy a vomitar Güey una vez, estábamos en... No voy a dar muchos datos específicos porque se puede saber rápido Estábamos en San Carlos

Ah, porque no se acuerda que nadie nos está obligando a contar nada de esto

No, no, pero güey

Ay que asco We were in San Carlos, and... I was with people. I was a girl, whatever you want.

I don't remember. I loved a boy that was there. I was fascinated, so I...

So...

Suddenly, we were going to sleep, and then they went to sleep. I heard a noise, and I saw that this boy was awake. He was telling stories about the barbecue, I don't remember. foreign we I was 14 years old. I hate it! I hate it! But tell us, please. I was 14 years old, girls.

And obviously, since I was a baby, they would put me to sleep, like, go to sleep, girls. My family was there, all the mess. So, this baby, who was a baby,

I think I was 2 years old,

I...

I loved him. I LOVE IT!

NANANANA

Bear!

I'm going to leave the room like this. And the other one is like, hey Lupita. And I'm like, oh, I'm touching it.

And look, pum pam pum pam.

It's like, really.

Why, why did you do it? My sister Flor discovered me.

You didn't tell me that.

Because I told you, I told you in the podcast.

I told you that I was a cloud.

And then, I told you to go to sleep.

Of course, and I said, Lupita, are you okay?

And I was like...

I talk in my sleep, and whatever you want. But stop it, man. I've even sat in bed. There are videos where I'm sitting in bed, talking, and whatever. But, open the door, stop it.

And I'm with the handsome guy that's outside.

Let it go, let it go. You know what?

I think, and I say, I'm a pig! Because I was...

Because I was wearing a pajama...

I wanna cry.

Disgusting! I was wearing a scooby-doo pajama, ok? And I loved it because it was a little skirt. So I got up and I was like, there it is, I was like, no way! And then I was like, there was a storm, I left and I saw myself, oh my god, he's here. And then I saw a mirror and I was like,

I saw myself, I saw myself.

I was crazy, I hate myself.

But did you say, I'm going to seduce him?

No, I just wanted to be with him.

Not to seduce him or anything, if I wanted to seduce him, I would have said, what's up, what are you doing? But I just wanted to be with him, but I don't want to get scolded, but I don't want him to... You know? I don't know what to do. I think the worst scenario is...

being a whore, man. I'm having a cringe. Don't be afraid.

I think it's easier to say, put a glass of water. Period.

And then I find you a flower. I remember Lupita said to me, Lupita, Lupita, I said, oh, Lupita, I don't know what, Lupita. And I was like, oh. For me, the best thing was that he grabbed me from here, from the arm, like this, and from the back, like this, from the waist. I said, he loves me.

He loves me, he loves me.

And I think I got pregnant. I'm going to have to take a little bit of it I mean, not that I'm going to take it, but I'm going to have to take it I felt a little pressure

And he was like this And I was like Well, poor thing

Oh no, oh no

Besides, you know what? I'm happier, what the fuck? Oh no, no, no. You know what? I'm even more mad that you were 14, dude.

You know? You were like, I don't know, 18 and you were going crazy.

I swear, I was 14, maximum 15 years old. Because I was on those trips. So, he was like, like, a little drunk. I was like, what the fuck, what the fuck are you doing? She's crazy, she's drunk. I think that the most that came to her mind was, she's drunk, dude.

Like that.

And suddenly my sister, like me and her were sleeping together, it was me and my sister, what? Lupita. No, it wasn't Lupita. And since my sister saw me,

she told me, calm down.

When I got like, calm down. And I was like, what? Calm down, I saw you.

And I was like, what?

I was like, put me in my shorts. And when I got there, my sister came out. What are you doing Lupita? And she was like, don't do it Lupita. And I was like, no, don't do it. And she was like, don't do it.

And she pulled me like this. No manches, neta, no te hagas, wey, tú. Ay, ni al caso. Y me jala así, y él de que, qué pedo, no le hagas caso, no manches, ni al caso, vente. Y cuando me di, ya, levántate. Y yo sé que, y de que yo, de que, uy, pues, con mi hermana no podía así como que nada,

pero como que la había una hermana que estaba gritando, I Bah! Ya! Ah! I hate you, sister!

It was going to be love!

It was going to be love, I hate you, sister!

I'm going to get my test-cube, dude!

This... This is ridiculous, dude!

Dude, my sister is going to see this and she's going to get a kick in the ass! Yeah, of course, because she's going to remember me! Why did you tell her that? I mean, I'm a sickly pervert. Disgusting, dude. Disgusting. And I was about to say, -"Take me away." -"Disgusting!" Enough!

Enough!

Enough!

Don't get so smart. I was cringy, I was embarrassed, I hate my whole being,

but I was ridiculous and I still am. Yes, I think we've been changing from ridiculous to ridiculous. Super ridiculous. Being ridiculous is also fun. but I was a fool and I still am. Yeah, I think we've been changing our foolishness, but we're still fools. Super fools. I mean, being a fool is also very fun.

Yeah.

I mean, you're changing your foolishness, but you're taking away the foolishness from your life. Of course, for example, at that moment I didn't see myself as a fool. No.

For me, it was an experience, you know?

Yeah. I can't even talk about that, because I'm like, and I still dare to look at myself in the mirror. Dude, really, I mean, I'm telling you, men, men drive me crazy, and I wish men were alive.

Make them laugh, yes.

Huh?

Make them laugh like crazy. Yes, I mean.

Remember that? Yes, but give laugh. Yes. Make them laugh like crazy. Do you remember that?

Yes, but help me out. Something that you consider ridiculous today. What do I do ridiculous? I feel like I have to grow up to say that I was ridiculous. What I can say right now is that we are mythoteras. Our games.

But you say it in your house. The ones that are ridiculous. But if you were at home right now and you were like,

how ridiculous.

Let's see, you?

What do I do that's ridiculous?

It's just that everything I do, I love it. It's true, depending on how old you are,

you don't see it as much. Of course, because you have to grow. We see this because it's common and it makes us laugh, is I took off the stone, but there I am If in a year we are going to be together, why? You don't dare, because I'm really going to cry Well, no, but I tell you Because in the end you say, I don't have anything ridiculous right now

And of course, a lot of people don't say Hey, they're ridiculous What do I do to be ridiculous, Arturo?

Juan

What do I do to be ridiculous? What things? Juan, what? Many things That's what he said I understood that everything you do is perfect

Hey

What?

Juan, please

What do I do?

Do you squeeze your boobs?

Sorry?

Do some exercises What exercises? Did you pee? Hahaha Sorry? I'm exercising You're exercising?

Which one?

The one Juan said as a joke

I want to go to the bathroom

It's true Hahaha It's true

Hahaha

It's true, he does that to me

Juan hates it

But that doesn't make me laugh I know what happened What happened, teacher?

That's to I'm bothering him Like in the elevator, for example, he's standing And I'm like, I'm a little bit thirsty And I'm like, I'm going to pee And he's like Thank you

And when he arrives, I'm like, I swear

I'm like, what do I tell him?

Honey, we have to do your exercises I love that I love that I'm gonna kiss her to say good. This is a so many canta Eso me encanta

The king of a move our yesterday I didn't even put me like I'm gonna be a little after that. Oh no, no It's ridiculous I mean can't approach a new York and December you know, so yes, I mean I make a little Cc's

Terry a trickle so see you I didn't know this dynamic of the exercises. I wanted tricks. And I remember they woke up and we saw each other in the lobby. And my son Lupita said, Oh, that's cool, we did your exercises. And I was like, what? Son, I love to pretend that Juan is already in bed, that he can't do anything,

and that I have to move him.

But you did his exercises. I said, but what are those exercises?

Move his legs! Yes, like, one! And Juan was like, poor Juan! Really, because I always wake up with a lot of energy and Juan wants peace, right? And I was like, it's time to wake up, comrade! And Juan was like, okay, you're awake! Yes, but I'm in that process.

I think it's time to do your exercises! One, two, one, 2, 1, 2 and put the handkerchief Yes, I mean, as if Juan could not move anymore or something, right? because you have to guide him, it is supposed

Yes, and I take him like this Juan, I swear, hates

sometimes that Well, I also say, Lupita, please let me

and wait, or sometimes, for example he is sitting like this, I don't know, in bed, for example, I'm sitting like this, I don't know, in bed, for example. Well, yes, I'll be right back. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's it! I'm like, what am I doing with my fingers? That's it, very good, leave me alone.

Leave me alone, really.

And I'm like, that's it, very good.

And I start walking.

Okay, let's go. Leave me alone! You were a nurse Yes

But it makes me laugh

Oh no, the milk thing is making me more... I think I had normalized the exercise thing Maybe in a few months I would say, yes Lupita, I had milk sprayed

But the exercises had already surprised you

Yes

You already had context Yes, and this is... But the milk thing made me... A little milk spray

And it made me that...

Oh, it fell in my eye!

I don't squeeze your boobs What am I doing ridiculous?

But you're not ridiculous, dude! Nothing without anything, nothing is ridiculous

What?

What does Arturo do ridiculous?

Ridiculous? It's that... Dude, when he says skinny, he rhymes with fuck What? No, it's not true. I'm telling you, I'm fed up with this thirst. Pulling my legs and saying, fly me, fly me.

Like the airplane?

Yes, like that. And I tell Arturo, I'm calm, I'm editing, I'm doing it. Go ahead, go ahead, I don't know what. And then if I don't want to, he says, oh, okay, you hate me. And he turns around like this on the couch. Oh, my God! me I'm like, what? No, he says he'd love to have a super power.

What?

He says, I'm going to act it out.

He says he'd love to be able to throw punches and make it fly. So he says, imagine that I'm sitting here and you tell me to come and Arturo, and I say, and he goes, and he acts it out, man. I'm like, what? It's like he's already out of it But he runs and he's like I love it!

I love it!

I feel like, Arturo You're you in my relationship, I can explain It's one of those things And he grabs like this Or he does like this Arturo, tell us

Arturo, those things are ridiculous

Because it's a drama. He loves getting on the elevator, and he's in bed, and he's pulling his fingers out. Oh, you know what I do in the elevator?

Tell him what I do in the elevator. When we get on the elevators. I don't know, do you remember? I start to kiss you here. And I'm in the elevators, and I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm like, oh, my God. foreign in the parking lot or I do something like I squeeze his nipples and I pull him and he rolls over

Oh my god!

And I tell him

I'm going to forget

So there's that thing where he's telling me that you have to understand when he's talking very seriously and I say why are we talking seriously? I don't like it so I do this and I run away

That's disgusting. That's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous.

Those are ridiculous dynamics. Yeah, because if someone saw that, they'd be like,

that's ridiculous. Yeah, I mean... For example, Juan doesn't remember anything ridiculous. He's got it with me, man. Something ridiculous that Juan does,

that you say,

it's so ridiculous that Juan does that, that you say, it's super calm, super like his things, super like, cool, you know? No, I don't remember, I remember what you said.

Oh, and then another thing,

you know what I do?

What?

The thing with the navel.

Don't I say it? What? Well, you see that in the navel, suddenly the fur accumulates in the shirt. What? And I was like, I found a treasure, like, it's gonna be here, it's gonna be here. And suddenly, I grabbed it. But in that one, she gets more ready. She's like, she's giving it back to me, she's got it in me too.

Like, no more! And what's wrong with you? And suddenly...

I mean, she waited for it to...

Take it.

Oh, is this a curse? Oh, that's rude! Oh, you're putting it in your own hair!

I think if you've never inspected your navel Inspected? And I apologize

Yes, yes, yes, I love it because sometimes they're different colors depending on the shirt and so and that, oh my god! but she hates Juana so please stop! and I love to get her in a curve

I love it! But hey Ya por favor! Y me encanta ganarle en curva, güey, así de que... ¡Amo!

Pero bueno...

¿Una risa? ¿Una risa?

Es que sí, en las relaciones es muy dado que haya ridiculencias. Y hay dinámicas.

Sí.

Unas muy marrangas.

Que dan vergüenza, porque yo en la vidauro, no, no, no. No, no. And the pants down thing, it's more when we're in the parking lot alone.

Of course, and I guess we go down to the floor. I did it to you Juan, I gave you a coin and you got mad like that like that

but you really got mad

oh no, it was an ice

ice, yes it was ice and he said enough he got down and he said

I'm a bully

no man I hate bullying. I hate bullying. No, man.

It's horrible, man. You get wet.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

We're just flirting.

We're just flirting.

It's just friends. It's just friends. Don't get carried away. But the cool thing is that all the bullying I did to Juarez in his face and with him, living together, flirting. I agree. I'm No, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Well, look. How do you see it? Patel, Cotorreo, Xamacos, all of them are very ridiculous in this life. Let's see, a what do you prefer, a what do you prefer.

What do you prefer? What do you prefer? There you go. Let's see, I'm going to think, to think.

Xamacos, Xamacos, what do you prefer? What do you prefer? To shit for a minute in front of everyone in the show of hallucinations?

And the audience is there and you're shitting behind them and you're shitting and everyone sees it?

Or masturbate for a minute in front of everyone in the audience? What do you prefer? What do you prefer, Arturo? I'm not going to tell you what I chose. What do you prefer? Masturbate for a minute or shit?

Shit.

See?

What?

Masturbate.

Of course.

But Lupita already said, oh no, but it's going to be cool. No way, I don't want to be seen shitting, I don't want to be seen shitting my anus, pooping out of my body. I prefer to be seen masturbating. A little bit of a suck? So what he thought Saliendo kaka constante told me no talk Claro de la gente de cuatro mil personas Frente a cuatro mil personas

No, this isn't my vulnerables As you can walk in on my man. Don't say he more wanna meet a demeanor. Yeah, porque ni yi ri que cito Big and onigiri que cito no mas la caca. Yes on cuatro y con otra nosotros cuatro No, no, it's half and half because nigiri, quesito, big... Oh no, nigiri, quesito, it's just the poop.

It's four and with another one, it's four.

What?

How do you divide... How do you fight in friendships?

Look how you end up breaking up... bonds...

for years!

Hey!

But, let's see, what do you prefer right now? Right now, what do you prefer?

I know, ya sé. A ver.

¿Qué prefieres? No, no, mejor ese no.

No, a ver, sí, sí.

No, sí, y así no lo borramos. Báchame la mano.

Bá, bá, bá.

¿Qué prefieres?

Que en un show de las alusines te hagan, o sea, te hagan el I mean, they make you... And make you have a flowery anus.

Make me have a fisting, dude. Fisting and have a flowery anus. And show your flowery anus to the public. Which is like... Because the flowery anus is when... Because you punch your anus so much,

your intestines come out. I told you no. I told you no, dude. I told you no, I told you no I told you no

Cut your hair No, I put the fisting

No, no, no

That a baseball player comes and puts a bat in your vagina

No

A little bat,. Un batcito.

Wait. Y es el intento.

Apartes, saben que?

Yo dije, ahi hablamos de cosas padres.

Yo dije, va a agarrar algo del episodio. No. Osea, tu hiciste fisting o penetración intensa? En el show de las alucinias, osea, con gente enfrente. Que demonios. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay. is I'm gonna go for the gargantel Next night, it's a culture. I don't know kids a dildo place No, but I started a key in today We about a much over the feasting time in a month miss the campus a couple of East over a pariendo para dentro. Sabes El feasting way that the a floral Literally most really testino no solo de so por ejemplo con el bat ya adent to walk inside. Tiki-tiki, with the bat. You're adding...

No, no, no. So it's equivalent.

Because with the bat, I would just have said...

Yes, of course, the other one is... The other one was fisting and showing the anofloriado. No, and besides, you're going to have an anofloriado for days. Days! And you have to bat, that's true. Of course. I'd rather get a bat. That's a bad joke.

Because the vagina at the end, it's a big head. Yeah, but it expands. The body knows. You're not going to expand here. I know, but not with the fisting. And then you leave.

And I'm a popper.

No, claro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to participate. Well, no. Or fisting or getting a pencil in your urethra.

What?

Really?

You prefer fisting?

Dude, in the end the urethra isn't made to be introduced. You went from 0 to 100.

Well, a needle.

Dude!

It's thinner.

It's the size of a needle. Fisting? Oh, wow. foreign

thing Lapis or fisting? Lapis or fisting? Lapis.

Really? It would hurt a lot, right? I don't have a penis and I was like, damn. You see how empathetic I am. I just imagined I had a penis and I was like, it would hurt a lot.

Lapis without a penis?

Well, we definitely prefer the bat in this episode. We are more of a bat-girl.

We are older.

Yes, not so much the fisting. No, no, no, I don't like fisting.

You know what?

Later I would be brave enough to shit and it would hurt. Do you agree? No, and besides, imagine, you're going to be walking. Well, I'm making this up. I know that when you smell a flower, the anus smells bad. I know that. Imagine that you enter and say,

-"Lupita, your anus smells bad." -"Yes."

Your anus smells bad? Who smells bad? It smells like a fart. Seriously, who smells bad? And everyone is looking at you.

I feel like it's one of those dynamics that the followers to be like, hey, I really did call you a model. I think they're already going overboard. My mom already cut the intermission so I don't have to see them. Girls, you have to put the weirdest scenarios possible in your mind so you can speed up what you have to say.

No, and also so you're prepared, because they might come and ask you. This or this, go for it. I already have it prepared. Orale! Ya lo tengo preparado. Vat! A la ching... Rápido, haze vat! Sí. ¿Me entiendes? Bien hecho. Masturbada, cagada, cagada. ¿Y sabes qué? Es que yo no podría con el fisting, porque aparte el no cagar, a mí me hincha. ¿Me entiendes? Yo no puedo andar hinchada, pues. Ah, because you have a pain. Of course. It's like when you have a cut and you're afraid to take off your sock. Yes, and also, dude, they moved you and made a mess in your intestines.

And surely with the bat you had a good time, and what? But at least there is no need to evacuate.

Mmm.

Do you agree?

Yes, listen, be bat girls. Be bat girls, girls, we have to take care of our intestinal organs va Es que no es tanto Recuerda que en este podcast estamos para educar Y hablar de todo Son cosas que nos... te apuesto que esta... esta No lo han hablado Este que prefiero no lo habían hablado ni los pasados yo creo

Si acaso en la cotorriza

Pero así de un bat o fisting

Nunca

Estamos rompiendo esquemas

Wey pero estamos rompiendo esquemas con Fisting, with flowering anus.

Of course!

Don't tell me I know what it is.

Because those things exist in the world, wey! And we have to experiment.

I feel like someone is going to educate us and say that I love flowering anus, because did you know there's a fetish for that? That your anus blooms. Of course! There's a fetish. and give it to the indigenous people No, don't! I don't think we'd be that bad No, no, I would I take care of myself

I swear I swear

I feel like it has to do with your metabolism and everything Well, if you like it All good?

All good

I love that you liked this section of Who Prefers? It was incredible, girls I hope you liked this episode, girls. Be ridiculous, live life with ridicule. It's okay. I feel that something I've learned,

because you see that I'm afraid of life and stuff, I prefer to criticize myself for being ridiculous, what did I do? To say, oh, what would have happened?

Exactly.

So, it's cool. Of course. cool And who put them? They are fake. They are fake, envious, horrible people. That have a flowery anus. Yes, kids, if you didn't follow us, if you didn't subscribe, if you didn't subscribe, if they say ugly things about you and you send them, your anus will flower and you will and send it. The anus will bloom and you're going to smell like a bloomed anus.

That's all I'm going to say.

Bye!

See you guys!

See you next time, stupidos! Oh, and there's merch. We'll put the link down here. No, leave it here, you can see it. As you can see, the shirts are really cool.

Juan already linked them. Juan already linked them.

So you can easily access them. I think Bye!