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Especial 14 de febrero 1| Me terminaron por no tener dinero

Especial 14 de febrero 1| Me terminaron por no tener dinero

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We are here without another podcast. Ramoncito is here, but we are going to record. Because it's enough to be here. The other one is here, he's over there too. If we didn't start like this, we would never start. Greetings and blessings to all the people who tune in to this great day.

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And fuck, I'm going to tell youwhat not to do. Happy February 14th. Happy Valentine's Day.

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If you're watching this podcast in a motel, or in a ruca that you just woke up in,

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you're unfaithful.

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This podcast is for you.

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Kids, I want to give each guest a rose. It's a gift, Rosito.

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It's a gift. Invite Oh

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Yeah, we're gonna poquito my granddad okay, so now no, but no but no

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Okay, can I know We're gonna Come again in a place I'll show my go

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Cut or suffer a Sanjua

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Took in every way No, I said connoisseur. They started a cupid away

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You know conosco

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Una misión de una misión me jaste cupido way I don't know any f******. I didn't read that. Oh, God. A mission left you. A mission left me.

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Cupido, man.

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He's the god of love.

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Cupido would come.

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And he would crush you.

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From Rome.

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Did you know that?

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Roman. Yeah, well, February 14th was born in Rome, not here. Oh, it wasn't born with Valentin Elizalde? No, it wasn't born in the museum.

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No, man.

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Don't think that San Valentin was named after a Valentin Elizalde.

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I thought it was Valentin Elizalde.

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Respect to all the Elizaldes.

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May they rest in peace. Oh Oh yeah yeah Salute to the Elizalde's

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Rest in peace

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Honestly, what would people be saying We're dressed like this

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What a faggot We were serious Hey man, February 14th, say love and friendship

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Say love and friendship, I said leave it to yourself

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What?

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Leave it to yourself

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Oh People right now must be What? You do it, man. Nah, man.

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People right now must be shocked, man. I mean, imagine, man. We are the first podcasters in the history of humanity to have a Sancudo here with us. Sitting down, man. And singing.

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And singing. in having a little monkey here with us sitting down and singing

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fly, fly, fly, fly

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fly, fly

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put your fingers there

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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ready

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fly ¡Chapito! ¡Hola!

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No, kids, we want to welcome Chapito 02. Give it up for the fucking Chapito 02.

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Because being here is not easy, man.

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Of course it is. The charming, beautiful, handsome Ramoncito de Culiacán.

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The most what Ramon?

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The most what?

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The most famous.

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And also on this side I have the most famous and serious, because they almost don't talk, Beliquín. A little bigger than El Chapito.

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Let me see your cat, Beliquín.

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It looks like Conan's.

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Conan's?

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The one in the uniform too?

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And the most beautiful thing is... The beautiful audience we have here too. A round of applause for you. Karim León, who is back there. Karim León. Karim Leon is back there Karin Leon Frontera

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Tony Aguirre

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No you're here

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If the people are watching this show It's because they have a love life

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Yes dude, February 14th It's not to be watching this podcast

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Get out!

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It's to be throwing some money Don't be stupid But if You're not f****** stupid But if you're watching us, that's good Obviously

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You can be watching us while we f***

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That would be a weapon If you're here, a Puylo Hold on What? What's up?

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Keep on grabbing the ass I'm going to get in trouble I'm going to be in the cellar watching you What are they going to be in your house.

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I don't have a house.

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Then go to this podcast.

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What are you laughing at Ramon?

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Which house?

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I don't have a house Choto.

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Invite him to live with you Ramon. I'm not going to live with anyone.

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Ramon has a love story.

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Who's going to tell his story?

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Once they found him in the motel. Ramon tell him love story. Good, man. Hey, who's going to tell his story?

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5:25

Once, they found him at the motel. Ramon, tell her, you know the story.

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Yes, man.

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We were on a trip.

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Yes, man. Hey, I'm going to tell her.

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The Fundillo?

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But when the husband arrived, what did you do?

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I don't know.

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How do you suck it? He has culinary language. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. I'm just a boy. For example, Ramon, when you have a sandwich, what do you like to get? Rosones or chocolate?

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Rosones.

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Eh?

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Rosones, Ramon?

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Hey, you're being nice.

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There goes one.

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Oh, Tito.

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That's not true. Why did they put it when it was exotic? When the navel was smoked When they censor the navel We have a thick navel Do you like the dinner?

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Tell your first

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This is a beautiful story

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No, wait That question is good He already answered if he likes girls over age He said no

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Fat girls down?

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But a fat girl with no down? Once I got to his house and he was there. The fat ones down too? They like it, they like it. But a fat one with no down?

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Once I got to his house and he was kissing a fat one down.

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For her, for her.

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Huh?

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For whom?

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For her.

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For her?

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And the mom of the little guy? The mom of the little guy, I love her a lot. What do you think of both? The little girl? The girl? Why? Why?

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She's with her boyfriend

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Well The question is Do you like girls with dwarfism?

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I do like them

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But you like them? If they're hot, yes You can date a girl.

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But the stick lasts less.

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Because it's smaller.

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Yeah, because everything is small.

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I could do it, but I don't know how. Oh, no. You can do it right now, man.

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It's your fetish.

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I don't know if I could your fetish. It's not your fetish to throw a dwarf?

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Yes.

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I was going out with a girl. That's weird.

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A dwarf.

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A dwarf's fetish is to throw a dwarf.

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That's crazy.

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He likes the TikTok light bulb.

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No, not really. You like the TikTok light bulb?

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You can be watching TikTok here.

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Tell him.

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I told you she's Chinese.

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She's from the Caribbean. I told you I'm Chinese That's the truth But Lupita's TikTok is pretty That's the truth Lupita's TikTok

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You're stupid to talk You said you were going to show her

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You said you were going to show her

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I'm going to show her 5 pieces

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You're going to show her 5 pieces?

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Yes, how are you going to do it?

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I'm going to do it? Like this. And to see Chapito, I'm going to hit him.

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No, no, Chapo, no.

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No, no, no.

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No, Chapito, no.

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Smell it, smell it.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Smell it, smell it, smell it.

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Hey, Chapito. Wait, I'm going to ask Chapito.

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Sit down, son, I'll help you. That fly is sick. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

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I'm going to go to the bathroom.

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I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. You see him as a dad, you would see him as a dad one day. Oh, man. Why? Why not? You discriminate against people.

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No, no, no, I don't respect people like that.

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But, let's clarify a point here.

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Look, look.

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Look.

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Grab yourself, you want to fly?

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No.

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You want to fly?

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No.

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Fly.

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No, I'm going to fly? No. Fly. No, my niece broke my leg.

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You have to get your dad married.

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Yeah, your dad.

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This is for your mom.

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You want it?

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Yes. Yes?

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Give him some money, Ramon.

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Hey, Ramon is not going to do it. Look, he's a shit, Ramon! Look, he went to hug your mom!

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You're a shit, man!

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No, he's not a shit!

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Hey, Ramon, wait!

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A rose, a rose, a peach, give it to your son too! Yes, yes!

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Give me money! Give me money, man! No, no, no.

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You're a pink bitch.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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No, no, no.

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I'm going to suffer.

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Kids, now we're going to start with February 14th. I have some songs that I would like us to... Look, Os, listen to me.

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To unite.

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Let's unite together. What's with February 14th?

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Do you want to start with the bad or the good, Tony?

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They left you with the bad stuff, Tony. Look, a topic from February 14th that just came to mind. Look how beautiful February 14th is.

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It's beautiful.

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From the prince and princesses,

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the current,

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and the cats. They cut the girl off a day before February 14th and they get together two days later. And the girl is an asshole, she comes back with him. She knows. No, no, she doesn't know, but she's an asshole. She still comes back.

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And the guy, for not giving her a gift, cuts her off the day before and comes back two days later with the girl.

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Do you give gifts on the 14th?

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Sometimes.

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You? and comes back two days later with the girl Do you give away the 14? Sometimes, you?

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No, I don't Girl, excuse me

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I say that when you've been married for a long time

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This kid is very problematic

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Let's see, pass me the ray there

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When you've been like this for a long time Let's see, pass me the ray there, Pachano. The one with the 4.

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When you've been like this for a while,

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I say that you shouldn't lose your habit, but you lose it. Yeah, well.

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It's just that you also give him other things.

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No, I've always said that.

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Look, he's giving you money all year round, man.

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He's very tense. Tell able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job.

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I'm not going to be able to get a job.

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I'm not going to be able to get a job.

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I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. here what did he say? no, he is very stupid he is very stupid but he is more stupid than the girls who say, they decided to come back what do you give away on February 14th?

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12:16

what? you gave away gifts on Valentine's day what did you give away?

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a chocolate

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a chocolate, good and what did you get? A chocolate. Ah, chocolate. Good. And what did they give you?

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A rose.

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A rose?

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Mmm, nice.

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Hey, Jethro.

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Let me see. No, don't stretch it.

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No, but I feel like the most cheesy phrase is, Love, it doesn't have to be February 14th to give you a present.

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Why, man? That's true. What are you going to give your girl?

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I don't know.

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You plan? No, I mean, the people I talk to right now at the florist, at the funeral, so to speak, at the florist, I buy a ring for the 14th, and the girl is mortified, what am I going to give him? I feel like one thing is February 14th, what is it? Is it love or is it marketing? Or are they social media?

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No, it's marketing like all the other days, like the day of the dead, the day of this and the fuck.

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One is.

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Hey, all my friends gave me gifts and you didn't give me anything.

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Well, if it's not an obligation. It's not an obligation to do it on the 14th, man. What do you think about the exuberant bouquets? Yeah, well, paint your fucking house. You have the fucking mint house.

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Fucking 500-flower arrangement, man.

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Hey, hey.

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But she has a house.

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Calm down.

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Inesio, you shut her up.

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We have to talk.

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You know what I mean?

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You mean bouquets? Yes, bitch! We have a girl! You know who? Ramos Buchones, you say?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Hey, I've given Ramos Buchones away?

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Yes!

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Who the fuck is the one who's sitting there and has given Ramos Buchones away?

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Ask the bitch!

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Look, he's saying no.

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Ask the bitch. Don't you get sad seeing them leave? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. when you're born, you have to keep it in the photo album. How is the little guy's belly button? Hey, he hasn't kept his belly button in the photo album. He has a button.

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You're going to get a long life.

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Are you hungry?

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No, but I'm going to eat.

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Hey, he's hungry.

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Hey, he's hungry. He's going to faint. He's going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. Bring me a barbecue.

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A barbecue and cold soup.

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A barbecue with cold soup and pork beans. I'm going to take a shower.

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What I don't like is that when February 14th comes, the people start decorating their places. With hearts. Or a car with a heart and... You're an idiot! You didn't even finish high school! You think you're honoring Valentina Elizalde?

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You understand me? In the office, when I was an engineer, in the offices here, the girls in their cubicle. Cubicle? Hearts and shit.

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And nobody would hit you.

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And you'd kill them.

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You're an operator, you idiot.

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It's not even your cubicle.

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You never got to do that on February 14th. I remember it, man. And I'm nostalgic, son of a bitch. You never got to do that in elementary school. Those times you wrote a letter I never... I never... I never had to... You wrote a letter

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to a girl from another bar and she was like, I never had a single son of a bitch from school sent to me

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and don't start sending me now

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because I'm going to send your bitch to hell I got one, one as ugly as you one, one and I never knew who it was but she told me I write these words for my little pig

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for real I was their little pig I used to send like 100 letters one day before I would go to the elementary school

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16:18

to see a farmer

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but you were nameless you had to be anonymous you had to send it without a name. You realized it was a mailbox you had there and you threw it there. You just put, so and so of the third A. And there was a spit. And no one came to tell you, hey, thanks for the rice, for the letter.

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That was the intention, that you send your letter, and that they send you the letter. No, no, no, and that they come and say, hey, did you like the letter?

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You know how? Like that.

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Ah, never?

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No, never.

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Oh, my little black coat. Ugly, without a fair.

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Instead of uniform pants, I wear mesclun pants. Broken and wrinkled. And apart from that, gel. From the mother. Jalea, from that mother. Go ahead, go ahead. No, face it like this and a little cup like this, up like a little ramp. Hey, and your mom never gave you sweets like that, for example, so you could give them away that day?

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Yes, heart palettes.

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Hey, I really liked the girls. Hey, a heart palette. The girl who always had a burger with feathers and feathers. And what did you get? It was really cool.

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Yes, fucking asshole.

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Chito.

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What did he want to say? Do you want to blow it again?

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You blow it Ramon

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Why don't you like it when Ramon blows it?

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Do you want to blow it?

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No, no, no

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Let Ramon blow it

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Let him blow it You have to do a prefix A love phrase And say, Cupido flies, man.

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Tell him something loving, tell him something affectionate.

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The more you grow up in Christmas,

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you get to your new friends.

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There's something affectionate.

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A phrase of love and flies.

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I'm going to fly all night, your mommy.

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No.

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Your mommy, your mommy. One, two, three.

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Flies. One, two, three. Vuela. Say something nice. Chulo, mozo. Vuela.

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The more you say nice, the more you say vuela.

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Vuela, vuela, vuela.

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Something nice, something nice.

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Chulo, mozo.

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I'm so heavy.

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Look, look, look, look, look, look.

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Water.

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The ray, the ray. It's okay, bitch, don't be mad. Yeah, but... It's normal to make love on February 14th.

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Yeah, but you just said...

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Hey, your sister is here!

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Respect to what you say.

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A fucking fly.

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You say that they cut one day before. There are also kids who get together before to fuck. Yeah, I never...

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Oh, no, okay.

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Convincing with gifts. I'm gonna put it on the front or that same day you get it with a gift we're going to see Netflix in Monte Carlo Have you ever applied it?

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Have you applied that?

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I have I think, I think, I think so. Don't be an asshole, man. I've been doing it thanks to Mr. Valentin. Of course.

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The marketing.

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He was looking for a partner. If people don't use that marketing, you can use it. My daughter, it's February 14th, 20th, the day of love and friendship. What do you think of the day of love and friendship? We're not doing it. What's up, Ramon? Do you think about the day of the death of friendship? We don't give a fuck.

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What Ramon?

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What the fuck is wrong with you? Simply and simply. Without gifts, without anything.

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Without gifts, without anything.

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With all due respect to all the kids who are watching us.

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Including the hotel.

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Hey, and you pay the hotel when you take a girl?

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Free.

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Free?

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What the hell? Don't they charge you at the hotel? Damn, that's cool. How do you do it?

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Give him the money.

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I want to be your friend, I can always.

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Who wants whiskey?

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Who wants whiskey?

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The man, Cupido, is going to get some whiskey.

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Look at the guy.

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Look at him. We have to talk about the worst gifts of February 14th.

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I got a bottle of water from the kids, dumbasses. You gave me a lesson, Tony. Talk like you are. Like you are. The kids are stupid. The kids are stupid too. They make the kid cry. They make him emotional.

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And you see the soldiers on Facebook. Yeah, there are a lot of soldiers down. And a lot of men in the front line. Yeah, that's a mess. The friendzone is a mess Most of them are tacos that stink

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That's why they send them

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You just say ass and Ramon says

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The face, the face

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Fuck, smell it Chefito

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It smells like ass, man.

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It smells like a gun.

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Hey, Ramón.

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It smells like ass.

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No, it's because you have your own moped.

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You guys are having a rap battle. Throw him the fuck out of here, Tornilo.

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I don't like it, man. Let's see, a rap battle.

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A rap battle. Ok, pull it. You have the shit.

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Hey, hey, hey, you look like you're shit. You're a fucking moron. Hey, hey, I don't ask for anything. No, nothing, asshole.

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Hey, hey.

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The shit!

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He said a little thing. You're a fucking moron. I told you, Chapito. Fucking morro, you're both fucked. Let's do it again, let's do it again.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's mark it.

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You're drinking it normal.

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You know what? Hey, the fundillo, you have a good fundillo, Chapito.

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Look.

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Your son has a good ass.

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You know what?

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You have a good ass. You have a good ass. You know what's the worst? Hey, the fundillo is good, Chapito. Look.

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Your son has a good ass, huh? You know what else I've been lucky with on January 14th?

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The fucking exchanges.

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The exchanges are worth it. And the tip of the fuck, man. You work hard to make a good exchange. Work hard. One is desperate to give a good exchange Get on top of this toast One is desperate to give a good exchange And they give you some socks

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And that's why they tell you 2 or 3 days before to save money 2 or 3 days before

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2 or 3 days before to save money

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You know that the 14th of February is coming, save money for a good exchange gift I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get a little bit of a I'm gonna get to tell you. He didn't say that the perfumes from La Bon and the ones from Fry Che are bad. He's going to tell my son one day.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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From Fry Che.

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My son went to Fry Che the other day.

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Hey, son.

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Don't be stupid.

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Don't turn around. He went to Fry Che and they sent him a message the other day. You know which one is Fry Che, right? Yes, yes, yes. I said, what? Get in the car, I'll give you a ride. Hey, I never imagined you would come to buy a perfume here in El Freixo.

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23:47

Oh, man. I said, no way. And why was it?

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Because of Piojosa.

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Why not?

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No way. No way.

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No way.

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No way. I

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Was in for kefir You were deflating yourself! Oh, shit! You were deflating yourself! Wait, I'm going to tell you why it was. When we were in high school, we used a perfume that she bought at the store. She wanted to go buy it to surprise me. It never happened to you that you remember the smell of the past?

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It happens to me, and that's what she wanted. But they ignored her. They ignored her. They stepped on her. She got a message from her. Tony, don't fuck with me.

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Your wife. Tony, what's up? What's up?

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What's up, bro? What the hell, man? What happened?

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Hey, man, I'll carry you.

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Have you seen the movie, The Orange Tree? Yeah, it's like the Orange Tree. Where's Chepito?

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Chepito is fine. Hey, man, you knew. I didn't realize. Until I was 21 or 22. I I'm in the primary and the secondary. Take this off, Chad. This guy is circling me.

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Hey, man.

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I was begging you to give me a gift in the secondary.

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I told my dad, what's up?

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It's February 14th, there are 200 balls.

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Why doesn't he have property right now? It's his fault. The problem is coming from behind. Your dad got used to it. And your mom abandoned you

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26:06

Hey, I don't understand this shit He's not married He doesn't have a son

26:12

He doesn't have a house

26:14

Why is he bald?

26:16

He doesn't have a house

26:18

What worries does he have?

26:20

You don't have anything You don't have a house

26:24

Why are you messing with your feet?

26:26

Do you have a house?

26:28

I have a house like you, dog.

26:30

It's a rap battle, motherfucker.

26:32

I have a house like you, dog.

26:34

Do you have a house, Roberto?

26:36

Yes.

26:38

And a car?

26:40

I have three houses and three cars.

26:42

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I Mr. Tony! Mr. Tony! To the right! Mr. Tony! You are the most fortunate Mr. Tony! Mr. Chad!

27:14

Mr. Chad told me to do this nice detail Mr. Tony! Mr. Tony!

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you look good, sir, because they deserve that, and a big hand, and a big round of applause! I'm scared, Tony!

27:36

Mr. Tony, Mr. Chad, you are the luckiest, because you are the most handsome.

27:42

That's what they told me, sir.

27:46

Let's go to the bar, man

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Get in the bar, man

27:50

Let's go to the bar, man Let's go to the bar, little sir

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Let's go, let's go This is for you, and this is for me Thank you Thank you And then

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The bosses have some words for you Let's see Oh Bravo! My friend Tony says he's the king of the house! But don't be a fag, I have to see something!

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Too much!

28:32

Get in the glass, get in the glass!

28:35

What an exaggeration! I thought it was the Iban, damn it! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I love you, baby. You know you're the love of my life. I send you a kiss.

29:05

Tonight we're going to procreate. You're a brutal beast of a man.

29:09

Come on! Come on, Tony! Baby, I didn't expect this gift.

29:16

I didn't expect this pregnancy test either. To the bitch! To the bitch! You have no home, asshole!

29:24

You have no home, man! I didn't expect that pregnancy test either. Yeah! To the bitch! Bitch! To the bitch! You don't have a house, asshole!

29:27

You don't have a house, asshole! Hey, asshole! I give you a round of applause!

29:35

Hey, how the fuck do you call whiskey, man?

29:40

How many beers did you bring, asshole?

29:42

Hey, how many did you bring?

29:43

I brought five.

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I also brought one. How many of those do you have? How many do you have? I have one here too

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You took two Look at this, we are lucky God damn it, they didn't even send us a car

29:52

God damn it, Ramoncito

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Three houses and three cars

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are worth a lot

29:58

I'm going to get you You're going to get me

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You're going to get me Ah, well done No, my wife gave it to me Oh oh What's up my friend? What's up my friend? Let me see your eyes, they look like Ivan's Oh my god, you look good

30:48

You look good You look like Larry but more like a dog

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Thank you very much

30:54

There's what I want to say on social media so they can hire you in this 14

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The social media

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There's the barman

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You sent me to see

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I'm crazy The social media This one, this one. You sent me to see.

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The social media is El Flaco El Patron, on TikTok and Facebook. Hey Chapito, that's all. I'm going to get my body.

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You scared me a little.

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You scared me a little.

31:20

I'm not going to take it from you, kid.

31:24

Leave it here, kid.

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Here, kid.

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Go, kid. Thanks, kid.

31:30

Thank you, kid.

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Give me a little sip.

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Miss.

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Stop drinking, kid.

31:40

Hey, hey.

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What's that?

31:44

It's salsa. No, what is that? Hey, hey.

32:02

Señorito, ya! Señorito! Levanta el camera, patrona! the the

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the

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the the Get in the other one, let's go. There he goes. Look at the fucking Chapulín. Look at the Chapulín, without a shit.

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That's enough, send him to hell.

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He's going to fall like a child.

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Come on, pull yourself up. I can't take it anymore. I You're not even 10! Dad! They're giving me the big branches!

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The big branches?

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They're big branches for him!

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They're giving me flowers!

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The big ones!

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For him!

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They're pink!

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Son!

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Just like that!

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Put the glass in!

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Put the glass in and liquefy it! Thank you so much! I'm a little bit Better tell my silly cool Muchisimas gracias a la neta no man a esperar que mas sorpresas vendrán este 14 de febrero Yo siento que lo porque el pop a sale catorce de veras que tu vieja de bajas a puto dia Hay que ser algo

33:43

Ya te casaste o de sus novios video matrimonio en japón Oh I saw you, who that shit and BOOM! I turned around and saw the glass. I thought it was the lid.

34:27

That's it, Chapo.

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I'm a good boy.

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You're a good boy.

34:38

It smells.

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It smells.

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Beliquín, get it out of the way.

34:47

What does this bitch want? What bitch?

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Bitch!

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Hey, Chepito. You're the bitch.

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Give me that, Chapo.

34:57

Chapo, Chapo, calm down, Chapo.

34:59

No, hit him, hit him.

35:01

No, Chapo, wait. No, Chapo, no. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Oh yes what a funny adventure what a funny adventure you are small

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wait a minute

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you are going to take out an eye you are going to take out an eye

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you are small

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you think that

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the mosquito is called chingonguy

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the chapito

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that you gave to your wife with the chapito was a good gift yes. It was a good gift. It was a good gift.

35:50

I brought you a present. The present is inside. It's a dress.

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Get in the present.

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Look.

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Imagine this.

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It's very strong.

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It's a good one. You should rent it. I'm gonna be a

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Man In common class a fairy love ergo Trinidad well, I'm gonna

36:46

Try to No, no, no, no, no What is it? Your beard is fake.

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I'm going to put it on.

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Your beard is fake.

36:52

What did you say Ramosito?

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What about his beard?

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What do you think of us who have our beards injected? Do you think it's stupid? What's up Tony? I have my beard injected Ramon. I'm gonna get you a little pesta. Pesta de flores? Hey! Mariposa! That's how Ramon's balls are.

37:30

No, son!

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That's how he has the beak.

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And the balls are like this.

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Like bulls.

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Bulls have balls like this.

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Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.

37:44

Ramoncito, right? You're cured, Ramoncito. Look at home. At home, Chad? What's up with you?

38:07

You don't have a home.

38:08

No, I'm doing things right in the car. Chad, he proposed to you too, right?

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Yes, son.

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And what are you waiting for? Don't get lost. Go for it, bro.

38:16

Son, I've been married for 13 years.

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No, no. I'm going to get you. Get the fuck out of here. You're a dickhead.

38:26

Hey, hit him with a big one. Ask him.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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You're a dickhead.

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Ask him.

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Ask him.

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How old are you guys married? I asked a question. For the civil, the church, or what?

38:50

7 years.

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This is a bullshit.

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14 years ago.

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Where? In Canada.

39:01

And he got married like a fool.

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Oh my God.

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Wait, it's been 2 years. And you are still a fool. I'm gonna Now you're talking! Now you're talking! Now you're talking! Now you're talking!

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Now you're talking!

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Ramon, who's talking to a dumbass? You or me?

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You! You're the dumbest!

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You're the dumbest!

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You're the dumbest!

39:43

You can't hit us!, they can hit us, the Cholos.

39:45

Huh?

39:45

The Cholos can come and hit us.

39:47

Hey, no, Ramon.

39:48

Hey, Ramon, the Cholos, be careful.

39:50

You want to hit me?

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Yes.

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Say it.

39:54

Hey, Cholos. I I'm not going to be able to express myself. Infidelity! That's a good topic. When you get caught. On February 12th.

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Because I got caught.

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You were a baseball player.

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Exactly.

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Where?

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I didn't get caught. Don't be an asshole. I'm here to say. But if you have seen videos in Facebook don't

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My own I

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Don't

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Understand potro

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in I'm gonna go to the potter's. Where's the potter? In Spain. Where are we?

41:05

Potro Culebro Cagado.

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Potro, how do you say that?

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Culon, bitch.

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Oh.

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Ramon, Ramon.

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The potter is his dad.

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He's sitting there.

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Say sorry, Ramon.

41:20

Hey, Culon.

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Come here.

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I'm going to hit you!

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You're a kid, you understand that?

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I don't want to hit you anymore.

41:30

Come here, asshole!

41:32

No, Ramon.

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Calm down, calm down.

41:36

Ramon, don't talk to an adult like that.

41:38

Oh, no, no, no.

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Chucho!

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Nice.

41:44

I'm going to hit you. Come here! Oh, shit. but I'm going to be able to cover the stupid feat that the natural phenomenon did.

42:06

Natural?

42:07

The bigger the gift, the bigger the bear.

42:11

The infidelity.

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Infidelity.

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When you're not unfaithful and they give you something and you stay. Why?

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Something did to me.

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Yes, something did to me.

42:18

Bring the queen inside.

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Bring the queen inside. Now we are just someone and the girl has 5 more bears in her room No, that's not it I want to tell the women that have all their bears in their house, in their bed The ones that have a boyfriend Take them off, I gave them to you Take them off, you as a boyfriend are coming with a date, the first date I'm going to explode, I'm going to explode I told you, you want to go to the bathroom! Well, I did go, but... Look, when you pee, you pee again and you slip.

42:46

I'll be right back, Ramon, if you want to come with me.

42:48

Melchor is coming.

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You come with me.

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And you're going to jump.

42:57

That's your problem, man.

42:58

Hey, man, you're absolutely right.

43:01

That thing about having a solution, that's not good.

43:03

I've seen girls that have boyfriends and they get a lot of gifts. Not all the gifts, the boyfriend gave them all.

43:10

Look.

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He's dead.

43:24

Take off your clothes. He's a 16 year old kid. Take your son away.

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Take your son away.

43:31

That was fast Ramoncito.

43:34

Ramon, what do you want to talk about?

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About what?

43:37

This February 14th.

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February 14th?

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Yes, what do you think about February 14th? February 15th. February 15th February 15th?

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I'm a Calavera right now

43:47

Oh no, that was the...

43:49

February 14th? It's not even 14th, you idiot What do you think about February 14th, my love? Hit him so he won't bother you anymore Come here

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Sit down

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What do you think about February 14th? I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car.

44:08

I'm going to get you a new car.

44:10

I'm going to get you a new car.

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I'm going to get you a new car.

44:18

I'm going to get to Chapito's mom? Give him some love I'm going to cut it

44:36

How are you Chapito? How are you?

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Give me a kiss

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Little boy

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Give him a kiss. Little boy. Give me a kiss.

44:46

He's very loving. You have to meet him at his house.

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At his house.

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At his house.

44:54

You have to meet him at his house. At his house because he's small. Whenever you want us to send him, we have his mom's number. Tell us. It's cheap. No problem. No problem.

45:06

No problem. For parties and shit. Hey, what's the Beliquinter?

45:12

If they send us a girl, we'll go.

45:14

They send us different girls.

45:16

Hey, the girl from Chapito is mine.

45:18

No, no.

45:20

The girl from Chapito is yours.

45:22

Hey, don't mess with her.

45:24

No, no, no. No, no, no. It's yours Hey man Don't mess with her

45:26

No no no no no, my respect Ramon

45:30

She's been kissing me

45:32

What the fuck

45:34

Hey man What did you just say? About renting There was a report That Yamil Yamal, a player from Barcelona Rented for his his dwarf party.

45:46

I don't know if you knew. And the government said, let's put a restriction that they can't do that, rent dwarves for entertainment.

45:54

And what are they going to live off of?

45:55

That they were very drunk.

45:57

They were drunk?

45:59

He says, they don't want to prohibit us from partying.

46:02

There was a march of that.

46:06

Wait a minute.

46:08

There was a cigarette box.

46:10

It was just for those who go to those parties. Tell me how you told me. Look, hey, this is the space for people to know your disconfort in that situation.

46:22

I'm a pig.

46:24

No, wait a minute!

46:27

You're going to tell me, right? It's one of the events, man.

46:29

But talk to me straight, you fucking cuckold!

46:31

Talk to me straight!

46:34

You're going to tell me...

46:36

I worked in that, and the one in Bergen is when everything is covered.

46:41

Ok...

46:42

It's because covered. I was dressing him. I was already dressed as a hotel bear.

46:46

I thought you were dressed as an ant.

46:48

No, I was dressed as a little bear.

46:50

That's a good thing because there's no one watching.

46:53

How much does a guy with a chondroplasty make?

46:56

There are two ways.

46:58

There are two ways.

47:00

But you do three.

47:02

There are two ways.

47:04

There are two ways. do it Ok, 2 ways

47:06

If it's private events, it's 1 ball per hour

47:08

How much? I used to charge 2,000 balls per hour

47:12

Hey, you son of a bitch

47:14

It's good to charge, it's well charged right now Hey, is there work there? Is there work there? Is there work there?

47:24

Hey, man, here 3 hours, 6 balls.

47:28

6 balls. And in Los Santos?

47:30

I come here, I come to work. I come to work.

47:34

For 2 nights.

47:36

He's a fucking idiot.

47:38

Hey, he's talking to you. I come to work, fuck.

47:42

He's giving you work.

47:44

How much do you charge? 1500 pesos per hour. 1500 pesos per hour? 1500 pesos per hour.

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1500 pesos per hour.

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1500 pesos per hour.

47:48

There you go, it's cheap.

47:49

Hey, I'm gonna get a job, man.

47:50

You're a faggot, and you're here for her?

47:51

You don't want to get a job, man?

47:52

You're a bad boy, dog. Dog, don't turn it off. It's on.

48:07

Why are you so problematic, Ramoncito?

48:09

Why are you so problematic?

48:15

He's the king of Culiacan. He can do whatever he wants. He's already the king of Mochis.

48:18

You're a fool.

48:20

Dog.

48:22

It's tiring to have a son. Take your shit off, Chapito.

48:25

I'm going to sleep in the car.

48:26

Hey, people.

48:27

So, all the dwarves, we're making this call. We're with you, guys.

48:31

With the conductracy.

48:32

We're going to make a union, Tony. If you'll allow me.

48:35

You're coming with him?

48:36

He's coming with a dwarf? He's going to dwarf. Look at that ass.

48:46

No, no, no. No, no, no.

48:50

He's like the chihuahuas.

48:52

Fly, fly, fly.

48:54

He's a chihuahua and this is a pomeranian. Yeah.

48:58

This one has a cross. What is this?

49:00

What is it?

49:04

Who asked you for water, you fucking dwarf? I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a

49:06

I'm going to be a

49:08

I'm going to be a

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I'm going to be a

49:24

I'm going to be a I'm going to get you. What happened? They are trying to kill us.

49:26

We are not their people.

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We are not their people.

49:30

We are defending them.

49:32

Why do they call you Chapo?

49:34

Shadow, shadow, shadow.

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Come here.

49:38

If you don't want to, wait.

49:40

No, if you want to, leave.

49:42

Shadow, shadow, put on some makeup.

49:50

This guy is worth a lot. That's what I wanted to ask you. Why is he different from the other guy?

49:57

There's a guy from Contraflacia. Which one?

50:03

They're not my type.

50:06

You're the Wee Man style. The one that came out in Yaka. But this guy, no. He's more of a pocket guy. Your parents are dwarfs?

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50:16

This guy is from Bolsillo.

50:18

No one in your family is a dwarf. Well, fuck it.

50:22

Hey, hey, hey.

50:24

Between dwarfs there's a line. He's wearing gloves with the plugs. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala. Wala, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala. Wala, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala.

50:46

Wala, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala. Wala, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala. Wala, wala, wala, wala, wala, wala. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job. I'm not going to be able to get a job.

51:16

I'm not going to be able to get a job. It's the same as you. Who's talking? There are different types of men. He says he's from a certain type. But the word is acondroplasia. It's different in the development.

51:32

It depends.

51:34

You understand? You like it because it's like that? It depends on the relationship. Calm down, Chapito.

51:39

You're angry, you faggot.

51:41

What? Angry? You faggot. No, no. I. What? You're not going to play? No, no, no.

51:46

What are you going to do?

51:48

I'm going to do it alone.

51:50

Why?

51:52

I'm going to play with him.

51:54

What are you going to do?

51:56

I'm going to play with him.

51:58

I'm going to take care of him.

52:02

He's my son.

52:04

I'm going to play with I'm going to play.

52:05

Hey, man.

52:07

That's cool, man.

52:08

But there's a dwarf committee.

52:10

There's a committee.

52:11

Yes, there is.

52:12

Here in the social center.

52:13

Why isn't this guy there? There's a dwarf olympiad.

52:17

There's a football team too. Hey, wait, wait.

52:20

Wait, man.

52:21

I'm going to play. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait What the hell? Let's see, grab a dwarf and let's go You bring a woman? Dog, everyone grab their dwarf

52:48

Who do you train?

52:50

Wait, wait, let me ask you a question, you fucking kid

52:54

What's your name, Cardo?

52:55

Natanael, look at me Natanael, dog, what the hell? Natanael, dwarf, dog Fuck, I had to say it He's a dwarf, man! I want him! I should have told you! Hey, hey! Mini-me!

53:10

Why do you have Mini-me? Like the one from Austin Powers? This guy looks like him. So, for you, this guy is a dwarf? He's more dwarf than you, man! It depends on the height.

53:26

Don't treat it like that

53:28

Yeah, no, no, no, no

53:30

My hat is bravo, there is no hat that is not bravo

53:32

No, no, no

53:34

I'm going to put on my gloves

53:36

You want to put on your gloves with who?

53:38

With this beard

53:40

So, Melikin, you feel tall next to this dude? Yes, because he is cured You, because you are me

54:05

Foreign I'm recording a flip tube, a chan... I don't even know what it's called, man! Watch out!

54:08

He's going to get in the glove, I think, kid! The guy here had a fight, man! And he lost!

54:12

Hey! I think he's going to give it to you, kid!

54:14

With who, man?

54:15

With the middle-salaried guy, I think.

54:17

Shoot well.

54:19

I don't know what's going to go through that door, they're going to scare me

54:30

What's up? Oh, you got the dwarves

54:32

Yeah, I got them

54:38

You're going to be the referee of the dwarves

54:40

You're going to be the referee of the dwarves

54:41

Use it for the mole, she loves the dwarves

54:44

Let's see Stand up!

54:58

Don't hit him! Wendy! Hey, hey! Slowly, I don't want you to get hurt Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to beat you up! Wait a minute, wait a minute, Chapito, come here. I'm going to put a microphone on you. A microphone! You're going to hit the kid! You hear me?

55:56

Put him in the water! Put him in the water!

56:00

Put him in the water!

56:02

Hey, the coach is all bad!

56:04

Look at the girl.

56:05

Hey, I'm going to give you all the money.

56:07

Come here, come here.

56:10

Come here.

56:12

Stop, stop.

56:14

I don't know him.

56:16

This is cinema.

56:19

First the face, the face.

56:21

This is cinema.

56:26

The picture, all the pictures

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The picture of the guy who taught you

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The nightmare

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The terrible nightmare

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1, 2, 3, let's go Hit him Hit him Hit him

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Hit him hard

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Hit him Hit him You hit hard, man! You hit hard, man!

56:52

Those are the blows of life, people, that you're watching me. Go, go, go, go!

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On the torso, on the torso, Tucho, man!

56:56

Get in the abdomen, man, in the abdomen, man!

56:58

You're dying, man!

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Come on, man! You can bet at home.

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Go, go, go! Go, go, go! I say, come on, buddy. You can bet at home. Open the door!

57:06

One, two, three!

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I'm not dead yet.

57:10

Well, let's go, buddy. Let's go! Well, let's go, buddy. Go! Ding, ding, ding, ding!

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Calm down, calm down.

57:24

Commentators, what do you think of this guy? I see a tiny bit of aggression. I see a good shot. I see the picture as harmless. I see that the damage is very small.

57:36

I think the bet is very minimal.

57:40

We see that they get short in the punches.

57:49

But now, you could fight him.

57:52

No, but why?

57:54

No, but why?

57:56

No, but why? No, but you can't fight him.

58:01

No, no, no.

58:03

No, no.

58:26

You're a fucking San Judas. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.

58:28

I'm gonna kill you.

58:30

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. you Ramoncito who would you fight Ramoncito?

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who?

58:48

who would you fight?

58:50

who me?

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Ramoncito

58:54

you are getting there

58:58

yes

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hey a round of applause for Chapito

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clap your hands

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clap your hands clap your hands Chapo!

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Hey Chapito!

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Canelo, if you want to do something with him, contact him.

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Canelo, we're here on time with my friend Chapo, my brother, Alastair.

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Send a message to Canelo.

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Hey Chapito!

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I love you so much, I'm going to leave you!

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Sing the most famous song you have

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I'm a performer, I'm a singer, I'm a singer

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Well, now we continue with the next task Calm down, just so the race is prepared

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A little shadow, a little shadow

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This is a shadow

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Dante, Dante

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Just a little shadow This is what money does. Fight for us.

59:55

What?

59:56

Avergas.

59:58

Avergas.

1:00:01

You look like a guy who makes movies.

1:00:04

Winman.

1:00:05

Winman who?

1:00:06

The one that comes out of Jackass.

1:00:08

That's right.

1:00:09

You're going to make me mad.

1:00:11

Don't show it to people.

1:00:15

Turn it on.

1:00:16

Turn it on from the back.

1:00:17

It smells good.

1:00:20

How long does it take? Easy.

1:00:24

It's a little early in the morning. How much longer? Easy! Congratulations for the dance!

1:00:26

One hour and one minute

1:00:28

Ten minutes more and we're done Or do you want to do two?

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How do you feel?

1:00:36

I can keep going

1:00:40

How are you?

1:00:42

Follow him

1:00:46

No, but there are some that don't have.

1:00:48

There are more?

1:00:50

Eggs, yes.

1:00:52

Barbacoa too. There is a fucking truck driver doing it. All right? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I think they're getting hot. Another one? No, no, no. I think...

1:01:26

Come on, come on.

1:01:28

Come on, Beniquin.

1:01:30

Come on, Beniquin.

1:01:32

Come on, Beniquin.

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This is a fight between father and son.

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Come on, Beniquin. Come on, come on. I think they're getting a little short foreign He's very brave, that chapito. Sing the fight anthem, chap. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, yes.

1:02:45

Yes, yes.

1:02:46

Yes, yes. Yes, yes.

1:03:00

Yes, yes. You told me that the kid came to the telethon to Armosillo, right?

1:03:08

About 6 years ago

1:03:10

You were in the telethon?

1:03:12

Yes, that's right

1:03:14

I graduated with 10

1:03:16

With 10, you graduated with 10

1:03:18

I graduated with 10

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How did you graduate with 10 from the telethon? What happened Ramon?

1:03:24

I was in the telethon Who hide from the Teleton? What happened Ramon? I need to go to the Teleton

1:03:26

Who went to the Teleton? You?

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I'm going to the Teleton

1:03:29

You also went to the Teleton? Yes

1:03:31

Ah, we have you, don't we?

1:03:33

Yes

1:03:34

You too?

1:03:35

Yes

1:03:36

You too?

1:03:37

Here we have you

1:03:38

That kid, that kid, that kid, the shoe, can you give him the telethon? Yes? Yes, my respect.

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1:03:45

And join the telethon, bitches!

1:03:46

Let's see, again!

1:03:47

Again! You donate, you position yourself!

1:03:54

Give him a little applause!

1:04:01

That's how you dance, damn, in the telethon! Look, donate to the telethon! Damn! Oh, my heart! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey a pizza. No! Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza. Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza. Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza. Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza. Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza.

1:04:25

Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza.

1:04:25

Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza.

1:04:26

Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza.

1:04:26

Hey, I'm gonna get you a pizza. I told Tony I thought it was fake. This is a living proof. You can't close your hands, Chapo. Close them.

1:04:50

You can do it. Let's make him do it.

1:04:56

Chapo, Chapo, Chapo.

1:05:02

Grab a glass. I have to go there.

1:05:06

I can't put my fingers together.

1:05:08

There it is.

1:05:10

I can't put my fingers together.

1:05:12

What?

1:05:14

I can't put my fingers together.

1:05:18

Maybe one day. I can't put my fingers together. What?

1:05:24

What? Touch your forehead. I'm gonna eat you. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

1:05:25

Hey, hey.

1:05:25

Hey, hey.

1:05:26

Hey, hey.

1:05:31

Hey, hey. You stand up. And pull that one. This chili. Pull. Pull?

1:05:45

No.

1:05:46

Hey!

1:05:47

Hey!

1:05:48

Let's see. Let's see.

1:05:50

Don't be stupid.

1:05:51

You stand up, brother.

1:05:52

Hit him.

1:05:53

Hit him.

1:05:54

Hit him.

1:05:55

My hat has tricks.

1:05:56

Give me the hat.

1:05:58

Come on, Berna.

1:05:59

Come on, Berna.

1:06:00

Let's see.

1:06:01

Look.

1:06:06

It's like it's bigger.

1:06:08

No, man.

1:06:10

He's an old dwarf.

1:06:12

32? Has it been a funeral of a dwarf?

1:06:16

32? No.

1:06:20

No. Has it been a funeral?

1:06:24

No, man. It's a dwarf, I'm a man! Did you go to a funeral? I didn't know a dwarf died.

1:06:26

No, no, no.

1:06:27

They turn into...

1:06:28

Grow?

1:06:29

Into coal.

1:06:32

Photosynthesis?

1:06:33

There are no dwarves' velouris. Oh, no. Not long ago, he died.

1:06:41

Yes, they did.

1:06:42

I mean, he got bronchitis.

1:06:44

No, no, no, it was something...

1:06:46

Bronquito, he got bronquito.

1:06:48

No, my respects, rest in peace. Don't think we shouldn't get into greetings.

1:06:54

Bronquito.

1:06:56

After this show, the kid is going to be well requested. We have to think about how much you want to charge.

1:07:02

Instagram is going to explode, but I'm not going to...

1:07:06

What did I tell you, you asshole? I can charge you $50,000 pesos

1:07:12

That's good, that's cheap

1:07:14

It's affordable

1:07:16

I charge $50,000 pesos for events, how much do you charge?

1:07:21

$20,000 per hour

1:07:23

But you charge $5,000 for the event? The same for $6 per event

1:07:26

I go at 5, at weddings and events

1:07:28

And what's your show?

1:07:30

I do shows, shorts and that

1:07:38

Leave your number here so people can hire you

1:07:40

Sonora!

1:07:41

I'll pay you the six balls I can pay you the six balls You know, everyone here knows you, the people of El Bosillo Feli, what do you do in your show? Dance?

1:07:50

I'm going to pay you six balls to dance With a little roll or something

1:07:54

Put a copyright free roll Put dwarf music

1:07:58

From 16 to 24 of March

1:08:00

I almost don't

1:08:02

I almost don't do anything

1:08:04

I always fuck the girls I take didn't... I almost didn't...

1:08:06

I almost didn't...

1:08:08

I almost didn't...

1:08:10

I almost didn't... I almost didn't... I almost didn't... Hey, what's up? Is it a client's fetish or what? No, she told me, I have a...

1:08:26

What's that?

1:08:28

A fetish.

1:08:30

She told me, I have a wish for you.

1:08:32

Hey, look at this.

1:08:34

She had a wish, she wanted to take me to the yacht

1:08:40

And you made her love?

1:08:42

In a yacht? If she was going to get married, she should learn to love.

1:08:46

Hey, take out the gun, the husbands of the girls who hired this little dwarf there. That he was getting married. Look at him. Look at him, they hired him, the man there. You, Viking, on your side.

1:09:02

They told me, but I didn't get excited.

1:09:04

Take it off, You're an asshole.

1:09:05

What are you talking about?

1:09:06

You're an asshole.

1:09:07

You're an asshole.

1:09:08

Tell the truth.

1:09:09

I told him, but I didn't go.

1:09:10

But why?

1:09:11

What was the fucking reason?

1:09:12

I was about to fall, the girl that...

1:09:13

No, no.

1:09:14

But if you were all pretty.

1:09:15

Hey, Ben this picture. I go down the stairs, and I see a little girl in the living room. Was she a girl too? Veliki was a girl, man. She was from Monterrey.

1:09:35

Is this Veliki?

1:09:38

A little girl, man.

1:09:39

A little girl.

1:09:40

It was like a little girl.

1:09:41

Very good. What happened? What happened?

1:09:45

Are you ok?

1:09:46

I'm shocked.

1:09:48

Are you ok?

1:09:50

What else could have happened?

1:09:52

I was going to the garden.

1:09:54

I told Karim, a diaper and some clothes. I lost a lot of shit.

1:10:00

You told him to wear a sandals.

1:10:02

I told him to wear a dengue. No, no no no the dengue video?

1:10:08

but the one from the dengue is better

1:10:12

you are the one that should have been bitten

1:10:14

here is the dengue

1:10:16

here is the dengue

1:10:18

Karina here is the one that bit you I am at home so you are going to charge 50,000 pesos and if they contact you on this February 14th what package are you going to do it at home. So, Chapo, you're going to charge $50,000 pesos. And if they hire you this February 14th, what package are you going to give them?

1:10:30

This February 14th.

1:10:31

I want to fly.

1:10:32

VIP.

1:10:33

What?

1:10:34

VIP.

1:10:35

What does VIP include?

1:10:36

A lot of things.

1:10:37

For $50,000 pesos, Chapito can do this.

1:10:40

I want to fly. I believe I can fly, I believe that the stars, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm going to sleep now. Go to sleep now. I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:26

I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:28

I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:30

Go to sleep now.

1:11:32

I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:34

I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:36

I'm going to sleep now.

1:11:44

I'm going to sleep now. I'm going say that I'm the one who's the best. Yes, but with respect. But I'm the best.

1:11:45

No, you're the best.

1:11:48

No, I'm the best.

1:11:52

Don't laugh at me.

1:11:53

He says you're going to be scared. Hey, Champo. Let's go back to work. Champo, calm down. Champo, calm down. Hey, what do you think of your mom laughing at the cart?

1:12:09

What do you think of your mom laughing at the cart?

1:12:15

For fuck's sake!

1:12:17

Speak English! I don't know who I am.

1:12:21

Speak English!

1:12:25

You're from Nogales, man

1:12:26

Yes

1:12:27

Sing a song for the English people

1:12:30

Ay, no, please

1:12:33

Say it, say it

1:12:33

Speak English

1:12:34

Ay

1:12:36

I don't know how to speak English

1:12:37

No, no

1:12:38

Ay, ay, ay

1:12:42

Maduro

1:12:43

Are you ok? Are you ok, Maduro?

1:12:46

They're going to take my bike.

1:12:48

I don't even know how to play.

1:12:50

They're going to take it.

1:12:52

It's good that you can edit this podcast.

1:12:54

No, no, no.

1:12:56

Respect, Tron.

1:12:58

No, I'm going to get my bike.

1:13:00

You have a visa?

1:13:02

I'm going to get it.

1:13:04

You need to you a visa. I'm gonna get you a visa. You need a visa to go to the camera.

1:13:06

Look, there's a dog.

1:13:08

Just grab him and throw him up.

1:13:10

You're there, a bad man.

1:13:12

You're there, a bad man.

1:13:14

You're there, a bad man.

1:13:16

You have to cross the street. It's easy. Just grab him and throw him up.

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1:13:22

He's a backpacker.

1:13:24

It's true. I don't know

1:13:25

It's true, throw it on the floor

1:13:28

Throw it so it stays there

1:13:30

I don't know

1:13:31

Ok, put that gun down

1:13:37

Your mom is a good kid

1:13:39

You're a good dog, man

1:13:40

They underestimated the little guy

1:13:43

But I'm scared No, no,! But I'm working! No, no, no, I'm going to get my water. They're going to get you. I'm going to get my water!

1:13:53

Any contact with Chapito, call the office.

1:13:56

They should have told me, Chapito.

1:13:59

Now, Chapo, say goodbye to this podcast.

1:14:01

You and Ramon, say goodbye to the producers.

1:14:03

You two, say goodbye to the podcast.

1:14:04

No, thank you very much to everyone

1:14:06

Welcome to the podcast

1:14:10

Ramon

1:14:12

Can you say goodbye to the podcast?

1:14:14

Silence please I can't see

1:14:18

I want to say goodbye to the podcast Thank you to everyone for watching the podcast We are in the supermarket and and thank you to all of you for watching our videos and well, we are going to sleep and well

1:14:28

we are going to sleep

1:14:30

and well we are going to sleep and well and well

1:14:36

we are going to sleep

1:14:38

go Ramon

1:14:40

say something son

1:14:42

go Ramon

1:14:44

what is that? a O Say something, son. Yes. Say something. Say something. Say something. Say something. Say something. Say something. Say something.

1:14:45

What is that?

1:14:45

Say something.

1:14:46

Say something.

1:14:46

Say something.

1:14:52

Say something. with the hand do the heart do the heart with the hand do an O O that vagina

1:15:12

that's the heart of Peña Nieto

1:15:16

a few words Ramon

1:15:18

you Ramon

1:15:20

you

1:15:22

you

1:15:24

but us we are here to try to promote you

1:15:32

But I'm here

1:15:34

Wait, wait, wait

1:15:36

We are here to try to be

1:15:38

Oh, you want to be?

1:15:40

We are here to thank you We are here to subscribe We are here to make a YouTube channel Oh, what a shit, what a shit Yes, thank you! Thank you for subscribing! I'm going to put it on YouTube!

1:15:46

Oh, what a shame!

1:15:48

Oh, thank you!

1:15:50

Thank you very much!

1:15:52

This is the Pocha!

1:15:54

No, no, no!

1:15:56

Now, yes!

1:15:58

Pocha!

1:16:02

Say goodbye!

1:16:04

We're leaving.

1:16:06

Hey, stand in front of the camera. So you can see yourself. Stand up so you can see yourself. In front of the camera.

1:16:14

And leave a like. I'm going to get up and go.

1:16:18

I'm going to get up. Ahhh!

1:16:22

Bravo!

1:16:24

Yeah! ah oh

1:16:36

oh I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man. I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man. I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man. I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man. I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man. I'm going to be a good man, I'm going to be a good man.

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