Every episode = pure chaos 😬⚡ #MalcolmInTheMiddle #fyp

Where do you want me to dump this?Don't dump it.You take that bucket, heat it up to 190 degrees, pour it through the hair trap, and make gravy for dinner.You're gonna reuse old filthy fat?You like?

Hey, Lavergne, I need some licorice, some paper towels, and a six -pack of beer.Sure, hon.Hard cash.I got it counted out exactly.

Good enough.Would you like a freshly baked muffin?Only eight bucks.You gotta be kidding me.Eight bucks for a little...

Are those raisins?

Last ones till spring.Quit staring at my caboose.Get back to work.You don't have to snarl at us every...