Everything is Kryoz's fault in this video...

I've always wanted to eat there.Can we stop can we stop a little omelet do fromage, please?Yes, yes, yes get out.Yes, honey I'm going to get I'm going to get omelets.

How'd you how'd you get honey?

Come on?It's safe I don't know how you ask you know exit vehicles is right there stupid god.You're dumb.I should have married your brother Where'd you get a camera?That's a bad spot to stand on.You are about to watch a video where Krius and I argue like an old married couple.

And ironically, in the game itself, you play as an old married couple.In this game, you and your partner are on vacation and you decide to rent a pedal bike.The only thing is each side of the pedal bike steers a different way and controls different.It's a mess.It's like the worst thing I could have ever imagined.Turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right I'm sorry.

I thought you wanted to go left because I said we're gonna go left.That's right It's it's a rage game, and I know how much you guys enjoy this So if you do enjoy it, please leave a like on the video and we will consider doing more consider I am yeah My loving husband of 60 years.

Oh my god.I can't believe we've made it this far.It's been what?

It's been 75 years we got married when we were five very weird parents.Why do I sound like this?Have you looked down?

Yeah, weird my god, I'm missing my body.

Hey, what's you?Oh, that's it.

Another marital spat.

Here we go I never loved you.

I should have I should have married your brother It's weird that no matter which way I turn it's the same way.

Oh, do I control the other side change direction?Alright, so we have a forward -backward lever.Did you just do it?

Alright, that was a handbrake.

Oh.Hey, he's moving!Whoa!What does that say?Oh, hold on.Wait.

John?I'm supposed to be - I can't turn the other way.My husband sucks.My husband sucks.Alright, let's go.Hey, I'm starting!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!Okay, we're learning.We're learning.It's fine.This is a lot harder than it looks.Alright.

Do I turn?Yep.Let's go slow.Okay.

Okay, I turn how do I turn you just hit any turn button?

Yeah, I got it That was actually you because I can't I can't control that way I can't Okay, surely this doesn't get any worse, okay, so this is bad I loaded my save and the tutorial's gone.

That's okay.

We don't need it, right?Uh, honey, is that ours?Oh, it might be.Oh, okay.That's a man's job.You got to do that by yourself.

Another year being carried through life.I love it.It's fantastic.All right, let's hit the - Why is it - Oh, we're in France.That makes sense.Riot police.

Oui oui.Where are we going?

I don't know, but this feels like the right way so far.

Woo!Yeah!We're going crazy!What are we doing?We're doing a little bike tour?I love it!

Oh!

A protest!Run them over!Oh no way!I've always wanted to eat!there!Can we stop?

Can we stop at Le Omelette Du Fromage, please?

Yes, yes, yes!Yes!

Honey, I'm going to get - I'm going to get omelettes!

Honey, come on!It's safe!F, dude.Exit vehicles.This is right there, you stupid - God, you're dumb.I should have married your brother.

Where'd you get a camera?That's a bad spot to stand, honey.Augh!Halt!Okay, that was cool.I feel I feel in love with you again after many years Let's run over those beach volleyball players.

There's a lady on the dead.

Oh, let's hit this jump for sure Get ready to tap I'm tapping It's like we're 17 again, honey, isn't it left?

Are you are you come on, man?Oh my frickin God.Yes.There we go.

Oh I'll do the anus.Can we go there?Can we go to the anus?

No, honey.I don't do the anus anymore.Okay.Why are you reversing?That's you, bro.

That's literally you.That's you.Stop it.We're going to get the flag, man.No, I wanna go to the anus now.I think we gotta cross the road.

Yeah, we gotta cross the road.Why are you turning into that?Oh my god.I hope we get hit by a car and it ends and I don't have to deal with you anymore.Okay.Oh my god.

Happy now, honey.Yeah, I'm happy and break one of these days.I'm gonna poison your coffee Let's just cross this road and get over itThat's your fault you're the only one that can turn right it's your fault.Oh see that's all we had to do a little bit We don't need counseling Damn Europeans, and we are flying through that we are absolutely American tourists like the way we have no disregard for anything Are we gonna cross into the road?Um strategic stop.

I think we do we have to go over that you see those two planks flows steady.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah Yeah, I got it.I got it That's my fault I literally my brain was like correct his mistake and then I was like wait, that's your mistake walking it.

Yep Just hold it.

Oh, there you go.Oh, it was awesome.I feel young again with you, honey Would you to lay off the Viagra?

Why did you not steer?Sorry, I was looking at you.

I feel young again.

It's the first time you look at me in years.Okay, so that time I forgot to steer.I just wanted to see what it was like.

Wait, stop.What it says right there?

Oh, now you want to listen to rules, huh?

No, I'm just saying it's a sign.We don't have to listen to that.We're old and - It is a sign.We're old and ignorant.We can just go through anything.Which way?

I say let's go this way.Yeah, yeah, I agree.This seems more tricky.That's compromising right there, honey.Yeah, we got it.Yup!

Flawless, flawless.Stick it, stick it.Flawless.You're ready to turn turn That was a twice that was a tight corner.This is a lot of lettuce Jesus.It's all they sell here.

Don't even stop this.Yeah, that's sign didn't do shit Oh my god, take this as a lesson everybody watching this you can just do whatever you want signs or no signs Does that say Liz John?Oh, it's garden.There's a garden up hereOh, wall ride.Sorry.

Oh, honey, I love gardens!You remember when we went to that garden for our honeymoon?That's all we did?We went to the backyard in the garden because you're a cheap fuck and we didn't do anything for our honeymoon?First of all - You remember that?Do you remember that?

Do you remember that?Do you remember that?Do you remember that?Do you remember that?

I just wanted to show you that I was proud of you.

Yeah, you know what?Go - Ooh, wait a minute.Hold on.Hold on, honey.Let's go back.Let's go back and take a look.

Hold on.Look at this, though.See this?See that?

Yeah.

Is that tempting to you?

Fucking steering the other way, maybe though.

I mean you jump broad Well, I figured we would back up a little bit and then and then we couldn't steer the right way then come on I can't because that's your prerogative.I'll just go no because we're what a stupid idea.You guys had I should have married my idea You just have you married your brother.

What let's go backwards.We can still do it No, we just have to tap it harder.Don't give up so easily This is why you never married my brother because you give up too easily.

I sneeze because I'm allergic to your bullshit, and it's annoying me Yeah, I'm all right.We're going this way.I've already I'm making an executive decision.Just like I have our entire relationship I have made Oh my god jump off of it.

Love you, honey.How do I put on the handbrake?You don't have the balls Reverse controls I'm much better at steering left anyway.

Yeah, I'm more of a right guy.Yeah, this is because women only steer left Yeah, and I'm always right honey stop

We didn't listen to the first time I show you this yeah, but what is this time?What is this for hi froggy?Oh?Just saw you die.Where are you?Trying to go a little bit back.

Are you all the way back there?

Yeah?

Let me hit the checkpoint and then I gotta bring the car over nice all right good Good good.Oh boy.This is looking dad bad.We're gonna one -shot it Hit that guy!Oh, I wanted to hit him off so bad!My psychotic tendencies almost kicked in on that guy.

We're good.Should we go in the cemetery?Because that's where - Let's go pick out your plot.Alright, left or right?Left.Up there?

Alright, then through here.Alright.This feels really disrespectful.

True.Drop down there?Oh!Oh no.

It's a funeral.

I'll take a photo.

Don't take a photo of the funeral.Oh my god.Wait, I don't know how to tell you this, sweetie.You've been dead for years.

God.Walker.Am I Walker?It's some aerial -ass font, bro.

On the goddamn casket.

Uh -oh.

Now we got it.Come on, Bessie.Come on.Oh, we should probably turn it.Yeah, that'll help.

Right!Oh!Oh!

Oh, style points though.Yeah, if only they should put those in.If you like wall ride, you get extra points.

You hear a little Tony Hawk sound?That'd be crazy.Where are we?Checkpoint.

On the road again.Oh?

That's not good All right follow the road, I guess yeah, it seems like it.Oh my god.Oh boy Okay, okay turn.I'm on it.Oh, yeah, you guys coming through hopefully we're not going too fast here Oh What happened what the hell happened here, how did this even happen?I don't know.

I don't want to ask him questions Yeah, he's gonna be embarrassed.

Yeah, that shit would be hella embarrassing, right?

Oh, yeah Stop points.

Oh Actually, that's mad stop point.Holy crap, dude.Put that on the background of some stolen content on Instagram real study crazy.

Oh I can't if you don't pedal this thing faster right now.

I swear to God.I'm gonna push you into the goddamn I'm killing you.I'm killing you right now.There's actively me wait We're gonna go right here Putting the handbrake on you can't break it oil man.You just can't all right Let's do a pop quiz when we get outside the warehouse.We go right nice.

Okay.They should really clean this upThat's killed us like three times.They should really clean that - That's gonna explode.That's gonna - Oh my god, there's one right next to us.Are you kidding me?

I'm gonna go punch one.

Hey, honey?

Do I have to control this?Damn, wait, hold on, damn!Damn, bitch!There was no stopping it.Once I hit it, it was like, you were on and then you were off.

Because you were on it, because you were on it, and then you fell off of it.

Oh my god, I was never on it.You were literally on it on my screen.You can't even see, you can't even see.Don't press it.I feel like handbrake, yes?

Yes.

It's on.There we go.What the fuck are you doing?What the fuck?Okay.

Oh, we got a checkpoint at least.

Yeah, that's huge.I feel like we're gonna one -shot this, though.Yep, keep it slow.You literally don't even need to stop.

Oh, it's fine.It's still okay.We can get this.It's still okay.Yep.

Alright, go ahead and hit that reset button.Okay, now...Okay, well...Holy shit, that just...Did you shit your pants again?Sorry, no, I think there's a...

Navy destroyer out in the water.Wait, that little ship was making that sound?I don't think that's what was making that sound, but...Are you gonna...I feel like, what else would it be?I don't know.

You gonna what?You gonna...You gonna turn?See?

Yeah.I'll reverse it a little bit.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay, okay.Now what?What the fuck?

Hold on, I'm gonna look.I'm gonna look.Oh, oh wait wait pop it.What do you mean?

Oh?

I'm in that's me. I'm trying to you were I know I was panicking.

All right.Do we need to do anything?Nah, man, we just chill.Okay, good.Oh my god.We need this checkpoint so bad We got it.

Oh my god.Oh, I was gonna shit.Okay.Okay.All right, it's full speed.No problem Okay, we can do it Yeah, yeah Almost had it there honey.

Good try.This is a very good marriage building exercise.I hope you build and pull yourself off this cliff What am I saying?Hello?What are we doing?Are we senile?

What are we doing?I'm senile.I'm senile.You can't blame me for that That looks good.There we go.Okay Okay, okay, this is good.

This is good.Although I don't see any checkpoints.So we should be very careful here Okay, we're gonna have to get on that blue thing.Yep.Yep, and then on to the next section.Okay, okay We're really far from a checkpoint.

I just looked up top.

Oh god, okay No, fuck it up dear.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah, I was I think but doesn't it rotate I think I think we I think okay adjust adjust adjust I should be goodYeah, I'm with it.

I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

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I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.I'm with it.

I'm No problem.No problem.Are you spamming?

Okay, we might have to adjust a little bit.Same?Same?How's it going, boys?Don't worry about us.

We got it.We're good.Oh my god.We can do it.We can do it.We can do it.

We can do it.We can do it.We can do it.We can do it.We can do it.Power friendship.

Power friendship and marriage.I don't know.I don't know.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.

Shut up.Shut up.Lock in.Lock in.Okay.Nice.

We might need more juice on this.We do have a backstop.Yeah, we do have a backstop if providing it works I have no idea if it has collision.Okay, we're good.

Oh, honey.I don't turn I don't turn I just I thought maybe I turned no instantly.We're good.Don't worry.Okay?We're making a jump this shit It was you let's go wide there we go around

them.

No, I just meant like before we Just can't hit him just had to say something didn't I okay slow slow I Literally did I literally did but you're fucking holding it and you're just not really not holding it.Nice work.Holy shit Okay.All right now we go full speed that not fast enough.Can't go slow.

You can't go fast on this planet Now this is why I married you, right here.Oh shit!

Just like that, he's gone.I think we just ramp it up.Oh, okay.Don't worry honey, I'm bringing it over.Get in quick.Watch out!

Oh no!My brain!My brain!

That's alright, come down.We can redo the whole thing.No, fuck off and kill yourself.

My brain couldn't comprehend the fact that I couldn't turn left.

The obstacles are gone.What?That was a wild overcorrection on your part.

It's not that I was overcorrecting, it's just my brain.

I think we're cooked here, I don't think we can get higher.Just don't steer it, don't steer it.Get in now.We can do this!

Yeah!

Woohoo!Hot damn!Alright, now we wait, because I think a third one is coming.get us.I think that thing over there comes to get us.Alright, let's get in position.

I'll just let you handle handbrakes when we're gonna be stopping on something, because I feel like if I try to press it, we're gonna fly off the edge.You know what I mean?

Oh, we gotta - I feel like we gotta move with this one.Maybe?No?Okay.I just feel like we're - We are slightly turning for some reason.

Uh, surely we'll be alright, right?Yeah, we're fine now.Okay, good.

Woo!

Uh, we - looks like we jumped this.Hold on.Wait.Let's go back.Let's get it.Let's get more speed.

I love you.

Oh, all right.Stop.I don't trust this shit.Just go down.Yeah, I know but we can't we can't go at it with that speed.Yeah, let's scope it out.

What are we looking at?Yeah, you just go down.Okay.All right, let's hit it.Nice and easy.Only U -turn.

Let momentum carry us.Only U -turn.U -turn.Go back to the way we just came.God damn, this shit's rough.Okay, now I don't know.

Next to the left.Same thing.There we go.Excellent work.Here we go.Right.

Yeah.Yeah, I think I see it on the road over there.Nice.Uh -oh.Oh my god, traffic?Oh shit.

Okay, hopefully it's only on that side.Looks like it.Right?I'll let you know if there's cars coming from behind.My fault.I should definitely look forward, huh?

I turned around and I just went...Oh, it's the traffic jam.

Oh, we don't gotta worry about traffic.Oh, we're good.That's fine.We don't have to worry about anything coming this way.Do you think there's gonna be people merging on the dotted line?Nah.

You don't think so?Uh -oh.Oh.Should be...God get out of the way.We're in the way.

We're in the way.We're no it won't hit us Okay, we should reverse a little bit and like be prepared to go around.Okay?Okay, just wait next car and then we'll wait.

Well, you should adjust.

I'll do it.I Am tapping like a madman.I same is oh, this is bad.Oh my god the handbrake Why'd you stop I don't think you were Okay, let's just go I agree.We're gonna die now.We got it.

We can see it.

Well now we have to commit to being Okay, we just keep going keep going keep going Roger You're not going back, you put it in drive.

I miscommunicated.

Miscommunication.I thought you meant keep going as go forward.No, I said keep going back by going by that by like back going that way back.

You can understand how keep going would be confusing though, right?That's like saying go ahead and back up.That's like saying go ahead and back up, you know what I mean?

If you've only heard two -thirds of my sentence, yes, but keep going back.

Well, there's not much time to decide.Alright, let's do it.Alright, let's stop.Stop.Now.That's our parking space!

Bring us all the way back to that car we need to go there for sure we did like park up on it IThey're gonna send another one fast, but they didn't they didn't send it.I feel like we'd be screwed if we don't stop there You know what I mean though.Yeah, I agree unfortunate.

Why did it show up that quick?

Come on.Yeah, this is perfect.

Let's just Know I Think we're going too fast at this part Alright good good parallel park.That's how you do it go Get ready get ready get ready nice.Okay.All right.Let's bring her back.This should be ideal.

This should be perfect I got handbrake now can't go too fast though.Can't go too fast Nice.Oh my god.We're in there.Okay, let me put the parking brake on sorry accidentally we take a look Let's go and see how long this fucking this is okay.Yeah, let's go see Wow Dude, this is bad.

Oh my god, bro.Wait, we go left there?Oh, but up here we can turn.Yeah, surely that's what we do.Yeah, there's no other spots.Don't get hit, by the way.

This is just two old people running on top of cars.

Just check the traffic.See how far it is.

Where did we park?Oh, there we are.

Okay.We gotta go.

I'm trying to steer.I know, I - so am I, but it's not - that's not how this shit works.Amen.Alright, we need to adjust.We need to adjust.Go.

Steer, steer, steer.

That's my fault.You're not steering.Yeah, I got it.Steer into it.Steer into it.Okay, I think this is..

.Please no.

Oh, thank God.We gotta hold this.We have to hold it.

No, no, no.Don't reverse.Don't reverse.

Don't reverse.Okay, the pedal boards!That's what I'm trying to hold.

I'm trying to hold our position right now.but don't pedal too hard You're pedaling too hard.You're pedaling too fucking hard.

I go bitch fine.We can push it.We can push it We can push it.It's fine.Okay next car.We go.

Maybe yep.Yep.I agree I think we go left.I think we go left to left left left left left left.Yeah, that's fine.It's fine.

It's fine.We're good.We're good Okay, reversing.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Driving, go right, go right, go right.My butthole is puckered, still, even though we're out of that.Wow.Okay.Let's be extremely careful here, we don't know what we're going up against, and I'm terrified.A bear.

That, you know, is literally what crossed my mind, I'm not kidding.Do you have bear fist?

Nice!

Holy shit, it's so long.Whoa!Now they actually send a bear at us.Okay, to the right, to the right, I see it.To the right, to the right, I see it.We send it.

Yep.We make sure we get it.Yeah, we're good.Come on!Send it.Fucking keep sending it.

Uh oh, how do we change angles?

Oh!

Just kidding, it's good.We're good, we're good, we're good.We're in the trailer park.We're in the trailer park.

We're fine, don't worry.What the?Is that a drone?Ah!

Yep.Apparently, man, we landed in a war zone.

Look at that fucker.

He said to run.Let's see, let's see its pattern.Let's see its pattern.I think we should reverse a little bit.I agree.Okay.

Oh, okay.Good thing I called for that reverse.Yeah, yeah.Alright, let's watch this pattern.Hold on, I got a better idea.Let's try and map out exactly where we need to be.

There's explosive things here as well.I think we need to park here first.I'm afraid that the drone might kill me.Yeah, we gotta park there first and then this side.I should get rid of these.I almost killed that fucker.

Oh, honey, you fucking killed me.Alright, I think we just full send it cuz like it can't catch us.

Oh Wait, where'd you go?Did you send me to my death?Now we're all gonna die!

I feel like literally we could jump we could just go all the way through it like we could push to a certain point Look at that.Oh my oh god, uh, maybe it'll miss us.

Maybe it'll miss us.

Maybe it'll miss us Oh my god, it's still alive john dragon I'm trying i'm trying out of the path.

It's out of the path.I think okay Wait, I can't if we're not in it.Wait, if we're not in it tech it can't it can't hit it Just pull it and I push it.Why did you stop?Sorry because I got stuck by a bush.I swear it doesn't blow up before Man, we must have had the most perfect way of landing there, bro.

That shit was next to it so many times.

I'll be back.

Okay.

I'll help you.Honey, you killed me.

There's so many more in this area, I gotta get rid of them.Yeah.Where's the drone?Baby?

Wait, is that all we had to do?

Well, that makes it a lot easier.

Oh my god, you just had to blow it up that whole time?What?

All we had to do was just fucking destroy the drone.Huh?All right.

What if it comes back right now?I'll blow myself up.We're smarter than your average 17th grader.What the hell is it?

Wait, did you see that?No.

Get him, get him, yeah, get his ass.

It's gonna be us later.Yeah, if we didn't figure out how to destroy that drone that would have been us for sure.Yeah, wait, where do we go?

I don't know Yeah, we go inside the forest area.

Yeah, is there a thing why oh, yeah big big car accident.Okay.

Yeah.All right.All right Stairs are no problem.

We can do this Drone part bro, the devs are probably watching that like man.They're never gonna find out are they?And they're like, wait, you can blow it up?Yeah, what if that was a bug?Even the devs are like, wait, huh?

Don't mind us.Hello.Excuse me.Just coming through.

Alright, water.Water.Be careful.Left.Yeah, I know it, bitch.Yeah, do you, you fucking asshole.

Reverse.Not too much.I don't like this.My brain, my brain.Wait, we just go through this.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, just go through this.What the hell?They probably thought we were supposed to do something completely different.

Stupid.

All right, let's go leftSorry that would have been really cool if I didn't fuck that up I'll apologize for that the one thing I will apologize for in this relationship was that mess up right there this way just look better Based on what I saw okay, not that way, but like this way.You know I mean all right quick turn.Yep said it Beautiful.Oh my god.We're working together.

We're learning so much about each other.This is then fuck therapy, bro Then we just needed this.

We got a plug a non -stir him or sent here de la Ramos.

Um Well, this one's just looks like plague to me.So I don't know if I trust the plague.

Yeah, it's like plague nosferatu doesn't see.

Oh, yeah No good, and there's no non stirred ham there.Can't go there.I like the one that kind of sounds like Yeah We're not doing that, honey.For the 65 years deep, we're not - we can - we can last a little bit longer.Why don't you love me?Hey, look!

We were over there!That's where we were!Ooh, checkpoint.Oh my god.I guess Rayman Ass was the right way.I suppose it was.

Nice.

I'm scared.

Another?

Another?Slow.

We're slow and gingerly.Who's this gingerly you've been talking to?I'm scared again.You should be scared after we do this.

Put the hammer gun.

Yeah No way this is a jump right here, so no wayHoly shit.This is actually insane.What are we doing?Alright, we're tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight like a toy guy.I told you not to bring that up.

Oh, that's the last time they ever see anybody.Okay, so it looks like that.That's the spot there to start on the trash Making no sense whatsoever.Oh my bad.Sorry.

I know it said it Yep.

Yeah, that part wasn't man.The bush was harder.The bushes are wrong with this.Oh my god.Oh Where do we live where they have this set up?This would be insane to see.

This would be awesome.Holy crap.I feel like we one -shot this.I have a crazy feeling we're gonna go crazy on this and go crazy.Crazy?I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room.Still not over yet.The one -shot is still alive.John, did you fall off?Don't get out of your car.

Oh, you did and you're fine.I did and I fell straight down.

Yeah, you might have to reset this.All right.Yeah, I feel like we could one -shot this.

What do we have to lose or whatever?

I don't know.Hi, there's a slight curve to this one crazy.Oh, thank you.Please occur All right now.We just pick which way should we go I say this way yeah, let's just stick this way What's the what's the beef you know what's the worst that could happen?I agree blow up Yes This is bad I was not pressing it stop looking for blame.

I wasn't fucking pressing it.There's probably water on the fucker Yeah, just go to the left What does that mean to you?What does that mean?All the way left means no.Let's go, let's commit halfway and stop.Well, technically you never said all the way left.

Yeah, I did, bro.That's not the far left.That's literally not the far left.Objectively, you're still wrong.

Hold on.Let's think here.Yeah.Also, this is definitely way quicker.Yeah, 100%.

Do we have to jump anywhere?That is a great question.I don't think so.This is a weird one.Yeah.I think we're lined up slightly.

Beautiful.Water, water, water, water, water, water.I'm trying, I'm trying.Oh, that handbrake saved us, I'm not gonna lie.Give me credit, give me credit, give me credit or I'll crash us.

Go to handbrake.Go to handbrake.Alright, thank you.Go straight.Do we go, like, red?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Should we check for jump?Get up!Come on!You gotta be kidding me, bro.This thing's a piece of garbage.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.Stay slow, stay slow, stay slow.Alright, turn.Yup, yup.I'm not pedaling at all.Alright, I'm feathering it.

Yeah, okay.Okay.And then left.Nice.My god, okay a little fairy.Uh, do I hit this?

I think we both have to do it and IQ to my Oh, there we go, wait, I think since we kept going opposite oh So this one wait, no, no this one.It's this one.Yeah, that'd be gay All right.Nice checkpoint right there.Do you think the fish fuck with us?Yes, absolutely.

I'm running Oh my god, we don't even get that checkpoint even though we hit it we got the check I know but like I'm finding explosives.Oh, you can see where they jump across god damn it on the fucking you see the water Yeah, okay, so we just got a park in between them.

This one jumps twice.So it's boop boop now We should wait for the next one.YepNow.

Damn, he still caught her.He still caught her asses, bro.That's all we had to do?The hell?Alright, now we manually adjust.You wanna bring it back?

Niiiice.

Yeah, in this next part, we will have to stop it halfway.I agree.It's too much distance.Hold on, wait for one more.Okay, now go.

Yes!Shit.

Okay, what's the situation here?Oh my fuck ass, McGee.Alright, well let's move it back as much as we can.

Oh my god.

Oh My god, this is strengthening our marriage I could feel it.Oh, I left the oven on we gotta go back.

Oh back in reverse to Oh My god Sean, what the fuck is wrong with you?That could have been so bad.

It could have, but it wasn't.Relax.

Were you also panicking?

A little bit, but it's fine.

Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Stop!We're actually throwing.

We're throwing.Fuck it.I'm over this shit.Y 'all thought we was playing the game.We just started.Yeah, pull that shit up.

This is really excessive.Yeah.What the fuck are we doing, dude?NO, BITCH!YES, THAT'S ON YOU!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.Yeah, but I was just - I had to get it off my chest.Sorry.Would have been cool if we one -shot that.What is with you, bro?I tapped it.

I literally tapped it.You wanna see throwing?

Flying?I think I just saw you.Did you go flying?

I fell off.Thought I saw you get sucked into the ether.Nice and smooth.We were too slow on this part.We just need to be a little quicker.Get a little quicker and now.

Yup!A little bit of push on this one.Just just let's just reset bro, bro.You're gonna like you're gonna glitch the game.Oh my god He's got the strength of a mammoth.All right, this looks Interesting.

I think we dropped down to the rock rock.Okay, let's just make sure we don't knowone up.Yeah, I think unless we had to go on this train, but nah, nah, you're right.That's right.Yeah.

Yeah.Yeah.Okay.Okay.Okay.What's that?

A sign?Boring.Danger mines.You know, okay.Oh, you don't think kind of greedy.Oh, you can see them.

Boring.Wait, John.Oh, not that one.All right.Speed through it.You should go faster than him.

Why there's a mine right here what kind of shitty fucking comms was that you're the worst I don't care about what they're fucking do we pay attention you shit stain I mean shit does it kill you every time so far I'm sure, maybe if I run away.

Alright, we make a path.I'll clear a path.

Yeah, we make a path.Exactly.Oh my God.We have to go now.Oh.

Oh.We have to go.They do respawn.Oh no.

That's crazy.

The dev, the dev's watching, bro.He's like, hell no, they're not getting away with that.We can go left.We had a really good chance on the left side.I think we just go slow.Yeah, boring.

Editor, cut to where we're going fast again.Keep turning.Then turn right, turn right, turn right, turn right.right turn right turn right I'm sorry.Yeah, I thought you wanted to go left because I said we're gonna go left Why the fuck would you think I want to go left and I'll tell you to turn right?Because we turn right and I thought you were gonna correct and go through the middle of my god Now and wrong I thought we were gonna go left because left is the best I think it is, because we got pretty far.

I cleared a lot of this up here.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.I'm watching for any more.

That's how they get ya.We're one at the end of the bridge.Get ready.Okay.Right or left?

Finally!

Oh my god.Are those geysers?

Probably waterfall.

Oh my god damn, bro.He's fucking little bumps.Oh, so it's just randomly Braised and there's no indication on where it's gonna come from cool.Oh, there's some indication really hard to see Yeah, cuz it's a reset all the way back there see this is the sightseeing we're missing oh my god, that was close Almost got killed at Yellowstone, bro.That would have been it We just fucking did a flip.I think we crossed.

Yeah, we cross.Yeah, we do.Oh, yeah, we're good.Let's go around.Actually looks way harder.Should we just go to the right?

I don't know.I'm gonna turn, making the executive decision.Checkpoint around here.Careful.Nice.Oh, we got it.

Boom.We're dooning now.We're in the dunes.

Come on.Get up there.What?Okay.Okay.Okay.

This big open confusing maze.Ways, you know what I mean?Like, you just see these things, you're like, that's probably bait, and it's not bait.They want you to go down there.We should get our, uh, handbrake ready here.Or...

I tried to steer into that, I'm not gonna lie, but...

I'm gonna be on handbrake since you have to turn up here.Alright.

Oh, this fucking scared the shit out of me.

We're good.Oh, we need to, we need to, we need to...Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it I think we go to the rock.I don't think I don't think so man. I think we go that way I'm gonna go check my theory.Yeah, bro.We go that way

way boring nice and already pre -cleared the explosive that was here that would have been a nice little surprise but we looked ahead get fucked game dev dumbass dumb man old couple been on this earth too long Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, My god, you almost shot that one over here.

That would have been so bad.What's it look like up here?

Uh, death.I think just send it a little bit.Oh, we're good.Why did it do that?That was weird.I don't know.

That shit scared me. I can't even lie.Alright, we good, we good.Oh my god, we have one more checkpoint left.Oh, cave!

Cave time!

What?That was the last they were ever seen.Oh, hell nah, boy.What the fuck?Oh, we got to pick a path.Nah, we're going right.

Stay here.We're going right for sure.Yeah, I think we have headlights on this.That's covered in moss.watch my husband die again Are you kidding me?What are we doing in a cave?

What are we doing in a cave wait here?Easy now easy now easy now Careful with this give it a little bit Yeah, all right back it up a little bit back it up a little bit.All right.Yeah.Yeah, give it.Yeah.

Oh Nice nice slow Relax, I see it.I see it.I see it.I see it.I see it.What if they put a landmine right now?

We made it to the end let's fuck oh, yes, holy crap Actually one star review for putting it in all the way there, bro Very nice today, John.Distance on foot.Disagreement on steering.81 times.

The handbrake in reverse.Look at the 140 handbrake.

Alright, check the leaderboard.This guy's got it done in an hour.I think we could do it.Oh, they're French.No way we're beating them.

I'm the first American, baby!Yeah, we're number 10, baby!Who, who, who, who, who?

How does the fucking YouTubers get the worst?time.