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Have you ever met a Dada in your village who has eaten Khaini with Bhoot Uth? Yes, yes, I have eaten it.

Hahaha.

So, this is the Bhoot Uth tree. Hey brother, how do we get out of here? There must be some rule to get out of here. The rule here is to bow.

Okay.

Right? With one hand? Bow with one hand.

Okay.

And, there is a song by your wife. Which one? By diverting.

Divert?

To yourself?

Something like this.

The wife left after taking a bath. She doesn't leave. Give me your blessings. Why would she give you blessings? She didn't leave after taking a bath.

This is the same ruse. Yes.

You don't want to leave this?

Here. Here. Here. This is the same trick. Yes. You can't escape from this. Here, here. Here. Yes.

Here, here.

Someone was watching us from here. Yes. Even ghosts are scared.

Yes.

Even ghosts are humans. Yes. Right? If I run, then dad will say, why did you run away after seeing me? You got beaten up extra for that. Yes. So I used to comfortably piss on my pants. Right? That this is the best solution.

Right?

I used to piss on my pants.

You'll get a beating.

You'll get a scolding.

Let's see.

Who's bowling?

Do it.

Wow!

That's a shot! Shot!

We have to act a little because we don't know how to play. Yeah, that's it.

If the form of the ball matches...

Yeah. You don't know how to play? Yes, that's it. If the form of the ball matches, then yes. No, no, you have to play like this.

Look at the camera.

Look at this, he has also hit it.

Can I also play, Guru?

Sure, sure. Very good.

He taught me this in my childhood. Really? Right? How did it become? Now, you can do it. I'm sure. He used to beat me up in the first and second round. So I picked him up and beat him up.

You learn by not eating. R.A Bhatt gave zero and you learned by not eating.

Everything happened by not eating. Alexander was defeated by not eating. And Bihar's development will also be by not eating.

Chanakya also gave all the knowledge by not eating.

Chanakya wrote about not eating. Chanakya must have also been a glutton. Chanakya must have been a glutton. Chanakya was not a glutton. You spent your childhood running, playing and jumping from the streets. I used to sit here and play Dhatul for half an hour. Did you ever get hurt while playing?

I got hurt a lot. I got hurt while riding a cycle. My hand got burnt. I got drowned in the tea. A dog chased me in the field. I was 5 years old. I thought I will cross this field.

My grandfather will save me. I thought I won't be able to reach. So I dived. I went in the air. The dog saw that this is the last chance. So he also I went in the air. The dog saw that this was my last chance. So he also went for a dive.

He opened my pants in the air. He cut it in the air. He put my pants like this. I thought, I left the ground. When did this happen in the air?

Where did the science go?

Science? No, where did the science go? This happened in real life. You think it's a lie? I cut off such a long tie, and put it on my pants.

Oh, man! I saw a video the other day, in which a famous actress, her name is Sunny Leone, and she was asking her set,

what is a chhapra? I said, what is a chhapra? I should tell the people of this country. And to tell this we have brought a man from Chhapra. And he will tell us what is Chhapra and how is the village of Chhapra? Because he tells the country what the leader has done.

What has the leader done for his area? He tells the country how the Bhauji has become a part of songs. He tells the country how the nuclear bomb is being made. You have seen the thumbnail, you must have got the idea. The camera is moving there.

Brother is sitting in front of us. Welcome Satish.

Namaste. Nuclear bomb is being made. Yes.

So friends, our village has come. Abhinav has brought the newspapers. So, this is the point in Baniyapur, in Prakhat, in Chapra district,

near Berui village, Rajoli. From here, you can see the demography of our village. This time, this is another community. Right? You can see the demography of the village. This time, it was a different society.

This time, it was our society. Leave the caste. But these are two communities. And what you say, you must have heard about the Netua community. I will tell you about them later.

How I got to know about them. They used to live on the bridge. They were kept away from the village. He was kept in such places. Our school is visible from here. It is a bus stop.

We will play cricket there. We have our own people. Basically, we have come to the village with Satish to show our village. We will explain the demography of the village.

We will tell the memories of the village. This is not going to be a fake podcast, nor is it going to be a real podcast. This is going to be a memory of his childhood, and you will get to know a little bit about what Bihar actually is and what Bihar wants. Because he grew up here. So you studied in a government school? Yes, I studied in a government school. I studied in this school too. And there is a high school here.

Shivnandan Baldev High School. Which is on the other side. In another village. Then we went to Patna. Most of the people went to Chhapra to study. We went a little further.

Where did you go?

Patna!

Shall we go to the village? Let's go to the village. Naina, I will show you. What have you bought? This is for cutting the leaves. We have to go from here, right? Yes, from here.

We used to get water from the canal. We used to run here with water. We will reach here with water. We used to reach here before the water. Tell me something. I am also from the village. I live in Prayag.

What is the name of this village? Rajouli. Rajouli. When we were growing up in the village, we were scared of the first memory. That in a certain area, it is like this. Don't go near the peepal tree.

Have you met any Dada in your village who has eaten Khahini with Bhut Bhut? Yes, yes, I have eaten it.

Tell me.

So, a long time ago, everyone knew, like when you go to the US, people ask, when did you lose your virginity? Here, they ask, when did you see the first ghost? Right? So, the first ghost we met was the bus driver, I'll say it on camera, the bus driver next to the pink school.

We met them there at 7.30 or 8.30 pm. Two ghosts came. They were headless. They didn't have legs. Few people will tell you this. But they were good ghosts. They didn't do anything to us.

They scared us. But the ghosts in that village are very less. In the Am Om garden in Gachi, they have killed many people. So I don't ghosts in that village. In the mango orchard in Gachi, many people have been killed by them. So I don't go to that village.

It's true.

You think it's a joke? Look, aunt is laughing. Aunt, do you know him? No, I don't know him.

She doesn't know him.

He is from your village. He is a big star.

Yes. He is a big star.

He is taking you to his village. Which village are you from?

We are from Rajali.

Where do you live?

That side.

Okay. Where are you from? I am from Nagendra Rai's house.

Is he your brother?

No, he is my nephew.

Did you bless him?

Yes, I did. I am very happy that my son is going to be a farmer. If he was a farmer, he would have brought flowers. But he has only 200 rupees. Yes, that's true. I have a lot of gold. I have a lot of gold. I have a lot of gold.

I have a lot of gold. I have a lot of gold. I have a lot of gold.

I have a lot of gold. I am happy that you are here.

I am happy that you are here. I am happy that you are here.

I am happy that you are here.

I am happy that you are here. When we meet with our hearts, we feel helpless.

Thank you. They won't stop giving us money. Where were we? There's another reason behind that. If you look at it, no one in our community has ever touched their feet. So that's another a... You understand?

There is a difference in caste.

There is a difference in caste.

That is why they are getting emotional. But this thing makes us different when we study. This is our field. Touch its wheat.

Shall I touch it? Will it produce wheat?

No. I am coming to my farm after many years. This is not wheat.

This is paddy.

Yes.

Later we will find out. No, this is paddy.

We know that paddy is grown in the monsoon.

Wheat is grown in February and March. But this is a good crop. Can you see? This is a very good crop. I mean, there is a soil quality here. So, this is a good crop. Can you see?

It's a very good crop.

It's a good crop. It's a good crop. It's a good crop. It's a good crop. I don't know how many of them are here. There is a farm over there, and another one in that village. I don't know how many of them are here. Satish, you must be seeing this.

When we grow up in the village, we see this and that. But when we go out, we remember the whole city, not the blocks and districts. We go out of the state, we go out of the country. Similarly, when we go to the Mars planet, we don't even say the name of the country. Then we say we are from the earth. So, when we go to the Mars planet, we don't even say Bhedbhag Desh. We say we are from Earth.

There is a lot of unity on going to Mars.

Yes.

So, we have to go there? No, you are absolutely right. Earlier, we thought this is the world. Rajouli is the center of the world. And our Tola is great. Very soon, we realized that we started in my mind. Why is all this? Like I will tell you one thing, that is school.

And there is also a bus driver. We were cutting the bamboo. I was a child. So I saw that a child, now the school bell has rung, he is not in the school. He is also cutting hair and watching. I asked him, brother, what happened? Is school going on?

He laughed at me. And he looked at his father like, are you watching, father? Look how stupid people are in this group? Right? This guy doesn't know this much. He told me, network boy is educated.

He was talking about that community. He knew from the beginning that network boy doesn't study. And when he asked this question, that you didn't go to school, he was telling my intellect that you are an idiot. When I asked him, he said that I am stupid. I didn't know the truth.

So, it was like this.

Is this SC community?

Yes, I think it is ST too. It could be a tribal community. Satish, I was in Rajasthan oncethan, in a district called Balotra. I went there to do a story. So I went to the village and told a story in the middle of the fields. We have done a story of a beniya.

So it is tied to the feet of those who get mentally ill. It was so sunny, I told the family that I will get water. So the whole family was looking at me in shock, It was so sunny, I asked my family if I could get some water. The whole family was shocked to see who came to us and asked for water. Correct. Quite relatable. It was a shock moment for them for 10 seconds and everyone was looking at me.

A local guy there said, bring some water. So they realized. They must have been embarrassed that if they it, they might have to kill someone. So, we didn't know about it when we were kids. So,

they used to tell us not to come here. Don't drink water from them. And they were also ashamed. They were afraid that we might feed them something. And then they might not tell us.

When we go home. So, there are ghosts here. This is the tree. How do we get out of here? There must be some rule. You have to bow down. With one hand?

Yes, with one hand. And you have to sing a song. Which one? You have to divert yourself. There is a song about a bahuji, you can sing it and leave. Which one? By diverting. By diverting? By diverting yourself? Yes, something like that. Why would a mother bless you? If a bahuji comes out after taking a bath, then a mother won't bless me.

If you come here, in Dussehra or Ashera, then there will be clothes lying around. Like a woman has died and there is a funeral here. So never come from this side. I have not tested the people on this side. The people on that side leave it.

And I don't know what they do here. Here is our school. And our friends are playing there. I don't know what they do. I have a school here. I play with my friends.

In your village, most of the people do farming.

Yes, they do. Look at the greenery.

It's lush green.

I think that I live in Mumbai and other places and I never get this so happy in Mumbai. I have come to my village after so many years. I have left my village. I went in search of beauty. And I found out that my village was the most beautiful.

So this is a big problem in life. But there is another reason behind this, Satish. Until we are away from our beautiful things, we don't realize that this is the real beauty. This is the real beauty. How many days after you came to the village?

I had sworn that after 11 pm, I will come to the village and become something. Right? So I used to to the village when I become something. Right? So I used to remember the village. Utkramit Madhya Vidyalaya Sahushitra Madhyamika Vidyalaya Rajali Baniya

Yes.

Saran.

Saran.

We call it Chhapra.

Chhapra.

So... Sunny Leone was asking what is Chhapra.

Would you like to tell them?

I don't know. I saw that video when someone was watching it. I don't know what Chhapra means to Sunny Leone. Who doesn't know how much the Chhapra people have loved them. How much sacrifice they have made for them. And they are asking us. This is the same thing for which Jandhi is asking us.

Who are you? She's asking who you are. So, I'm telling you, I spent my youth in your love. And you asked me what's wrong with Chhapra. So, I decided that day that I won't love her anymore.

I won't love her anymore.

Oh man, you're the ultimate man. Your humour is amazing.

You know, even in normal tone, you have this humour. What to do? I came from this village.

From this village? Are all the villagers like this?

Yes, the villagers are like this. The whole of Bihar is like this. So I was telling you... Is this the same Bhaswari? Yes.

Is this the reason for leaving?

Here, here, here... Yes. Here, here, someone was watching us secretly. Yes. Ghosts are also scary. Yes. Ghosts are also human.

Yes.

Right?

So we used to play cricket here.

Yes.

Ghosts are human. Ghosts are also human.

Yes.

Let's continue on this topic.

Oh, wow.

Look, how people are welcoming us like strangers in the village.

You should give a gift to them. So, the villagers have only one for you Oh really? Wow You have more? You have more? This man is lucky

You got two for you and one for me I have already set it You are a village boy This is for the party

Oh You should get him one If you want, of course. Look at this. This is for the party. Oh!

He wants to wear it.

This is not for the party.

We don't wear this for the party. This is normal.

Normal.

There is no party.

We don't wear this for the party.

There is no party.

No problem.

Wear it. This is from your village. He is telling the truth.

This is from my village. Let me take this out. That's how you'll hear it.

Is this from your village? Yes, it's from our village, Satish Bhai. Can I take a test from your village? Yes, you can.

Who knows about us?

What's the name of this kid? I told you, I'm coming back after 12-13 years. Right? I'm coming back after 13-14 years. I came back last year. Right? I am coming here after 13-14 years. I came here last year.

I was very romantic about going to my village. The village I left was finished at that time. Many people passed away. Many old people who loved me, they also died. Many children died. Many people ran away.

Many houses were locked. The children are no more. There is so much exile. The houses are locked. The village I had seen, it was not here. It was some other village. A technology came, mobile, Facebook and all that. That also passed. New apps came, old apps stopped.

I left a lot of things. So, sometimes they say, don't be so stubborn. The village I wanted to return to, is no longer there. The thing is, the image we have in our minds... It's true, we were also young, I kept going to the village. But a lot of friends have gone to work somewhere.

There's a lot of refugee from the village.

Especially in our area. Yes. Especially in our area. There are a lot of refugees. So in the coming days, the number of refugees will increase. It will increase.

Because if we are earning 10,000 rupees, we can buy two acres of land for our child's farm. We can build a house. If you keep this, we will keep it and take it with you? Yes. So this is...

We have seen him since he was a kid. When he used to play in the mud. We have seen him since then. How old are you? We are old.

At least 7-8 years.

Yes. We were with Gawar and Tunabia.

So we are playing a match here? Yes, we were playing a match. So only humans have been displaced from here, right?

No, some ghosts have also gone. Earlier, you see, there were many ghosts on the pomegranates. So that pomegranate got stuck.

So it doesn't come anymore. It's still there.

So, it's not coming back. The school has expanded. So, some people...

No, no, no.

There was a peepal tree there.

So, the peepal tree got cut. Right? So, the ghosts over there...

No, brother.

It's not like that.

We're just joking.

Ghosts don't exist.

No, no.

We're not joking. So, some ghosts from here, like a car or someone has reserved a car from here, from Thar, from Jeep, so they used to sit on the roof and leave. And it was very far, like some ghosts have gone to Chhapra, we meet them in our village.

We used to go there, to Varma Vaka. There was a drama happening there 10 years ago. In the drama, one Subash Mishra's brother, Pankaj Mishra, he slept there. He fell asleep. Barham Baba had sent him. He is also in Vidhya Chaik village.

In his disguise, Barham Baba came.

He came and sent him. Barham Baba is walking behind him.

This is all real.

Have you seen Kantaraj? The priest of our village is Brahma Baba. He is everywhere. And the tree, the tree of Brahma Baba here, He has been worshipping for 700-800 years.

He has been worshipping like God. He went to the village, he went a little further, then he went to Brahma Baba. I don't know where he went.

Yesterday morning, he was asked,

where is the faith? I don't know where he went. Yesterday morning, he was asked... Is there a story behind your cow?

No, it's faith.

You don't play with faith?

Yes.

You don't play with faith?

I warned you before. Don't joke with faith. Because faith is a very beautiful girl.

What? I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. He went beyond the moon. Beyond the moon? He can't go beyond the moon in one night. He is from the village. No matter how far he goes, he is from the village. No, no. He is not able to match his humor with the villagers. The village humor is at a different level.

He is going ahead.

May God bless him more.

No, no. We are just joking. What is this? This was a yajna done a long time ago. There is a yajna in many villages. What is it called?

It's called a yajna.

It's called a yajna. This was a mandap for that. Pandal. Which was later...

It was finished after 5 years.

It was in place for 5 years.

It was in place.

Here... He has been running this for 5 years. It was established. Only the Khambhais are standing here. People come here and dance. We have a lot of decent people in the village.

What are you saying?

The Khambhais are standing here. If you come after 5 years, you won't know what happened. We have a lot of decent people in the village. You tell me one thing.

You are making a wicket out of a brick. It's already there. It won't disappear.

This is for the people who donate. We make it for the people who donate.

We'll keep it back. Can we play cricket?

Yes, you can play cricket. Can we play? You can play cricket. You'll be able to refresh your old memories.

Sachin.

He's Sachini. No, I'm not Sachin. He is Sachin. He is Sachin. He is Sachin. He is Sachin.

He is Sachin.

He is Sachin. He is Sachin. Do you bowl or bat? Here, if you ask anyone, they'll say they're all-rounders. Never ask in Bihar if you're a bowler or a batter. They'll say they're all-rounders. No one is ready to believe that we only go batting, bowling or fielding. We open up in fielding, batting and keeping as well. So, there's no keeper?? So whoever becomes the keeper?

No, no. There are specialists in keeping. In Rajoli village, they train people to become keepers.

The ground was good. The wall was small.

Sonu was in the keeper. There are such players in our village,

who will be like, where are you?

This guy, he didn't play internationally. Otherwise, Suresh Raina, Yuvraj Singh and Jadeja combined. He would close his eyes and hit from any corner. And it would hit the wicket. He never missed it.

He was such a dangerous fielder that he could catch any catch. And he didn't know how to bowl. Then Malinga came. So, his bat... Inspired by Malinga, he also became a bowler.

Wow!

Let's play a few games.

Then we'll go to the village and show you around. Where is your house? It's here. Let's go and play a few games. Let's go to the bus. Who will bat and who will bowl?

You do it. Who will bowl?

The heroes of your village will bowl. Let's play a game.

We will have to take off our shirt to play. Come on, brother. Yes, Taufeeq. Having fun? When we used to play here, we used to get excited. Before dad came, all the kids used to gather at 3 o'clock. They'd feed their cows and buffaloes and leave the field.

It was sunny. And everyone used to feed their cows and buffaloes and leave from there. From the herd, the sun used to remain. And used to come. So when I used to come from there, I used to feel nervous. What will happen today? What batting will happen today? What bowling will happen today? And used to play for half an hour. So dad used to write cycle from there.

And someone used to say, Hey Satishwari, your dad has come. Run fast. Run. I have a similar story. My father is a teacher and your father is a teacher. There was a bus driver in our village and we used to play in the field. When my father used to come, he was a teacher. He used to call the teacher, the priest,

and he used to shout at me. I knew I wouldn't be able to run away. I would just lie down on the bus. I would lie down like this. I would run away when my father would leave. I would run around the village and then reach home.

My feet were covered in mud. I would sit on a bench to read a book. One day, I reached home and found two books lying there. I asked him why he was hitting me. He said I was reading. He was holding me so fast.

I couldn't even run away. Because I thought my dad had noticed me. If I run away, he will ask me why I ran away. He will beat me up for that.

So I used to pee on my pants. I thought this is the best solution. I got beaten up extra. Yeah, belted. So I used to comfortably piss on my pants. Right? That this is the best solution.

Right?

I used to piss on my pants.

You'll get beaten up.

You'll get scolded.

Who's bowling?

Do it.

Raghuvir was also a great player. Do it. We're keeping. Where's our other camera? The bowler won't be able to notice. Let's do it like this.

Oh my god! We need to get the ball.

Extra bounce. Who will get the ball from inside? Go get it. You are a kid. You will get it.

He is older.

Where is the second ball? It is in the car. It is bouncing more., the other ball. Is it bouncing more? It's bouncing less. How is it bouncing?

It's an old ball.

Is Santosh here? Someone's coming to ask for a vote.

Oh, brother!

He's not getting the ball.

Oh, brother! You're not getting the ball.

Oh, man! What a catch!

Who?

No, not for the boat. We're not here for the boat. We're here for the love. We're here to see our story. Oh, man! Not a single ball has touched. It's a Kohli form.

You're matching it with Kohli form.

I'm from England, my friend. You're from England? I went to England for a little...

You're from England?

Yes, I went for a little rest. So, I lost my form in that.

Look at this!

Tie ball!

Come on, do you want to play? Yes, I want to play. I have to hold the t-shirt.

Come on, play one more.

Let's dig the ball.

Wow, it's a shot.

You have to act a little bit because we don't know how to play.

Yes, that's true.

If the form of the goalie matches then... Play that ball, it won't be fun. This will be fun. If it would have matched then... Give me that ball, I won't enjoy it. You will enjoy with this one. No, no, not with this one. You will enjoy with this one. Is the courtyard a little crooked?

Yes, yes.

Oh, brother! Did you see?

It will come, it will come. We are also in the form of Kohli. It will come.

Here it comes.

Give me that ball.

No, no. It was just a camera work. See, he hit it too. Can I play too, Guru? Sure, sure. Very good.

4 runs done. Now the second ball. Just let me play one more ball. One more ball. Ah, there was a hole in the cover. It got stuck.

Yes, it can get out too. Why do you always put an extra f a hole in the cover. It got stuck. Yes, it can get out.

Why do you always put an extra filter in the village? Where do you put an extra filter in the village?

See, there are more than 11. Yes, so this filter, see, there is a ghost on every tree.

So, he definitely does the cashew.

Bablu, you didn't go anywhere.

What is the rule of your village?

You went to the tree and sat down. I will definitely do it. Bablu, you didn't go anywhere. What's the problem with your village? You are sitting here and talking. I will talk to him. Yes, of course. What's your name?

Bablu.

If you ask everyone's name here,

he will tell something extra.

Lalu will tell Avinash. Pathal will tell Prakash Lalu will tell you destruction. Pathal will tell you light. So, it happens.

Are you watching the news? Yes, sir. Which report have you seen?

I have seen Musar series. Anand Singh was there. What will we do?

It has gone viral.

Yes, I have seen Rajasthan's report.

Tell me something. We play cricket in our village. It's gone viral. It's gone viral? Yes, I saw the video of yours in Rajasthan. Ok, tell me, I saw the video of yours in Rajasthan. We play cricket in your village. What's not there in your village?

If you get hit by a tree, you don't get a catch?

No, no.

The ICC will tell us about our village. What's made? If you get hit by a tree, you don't get a catch. This is our ground's drone. The one that is stuck in the ground, the one that is stuck in the ground, if it hits it, it will be a dead ball.

Dead ball?

Dead ball.

It will die. Yes. Your uncle is here.

This is my brother, Biju. This is his house near our pond.

How are you?

Shall we take a shirt?

Until then, you tell him. Where is my shirt? Hey kid!

Oh, you're here. Come, let's meet again.

Is Rahat here?

Yes, Rahat is here.

We'll meet again.

Okay.

Take care.

Come again.

Okay. Come, I'll meet you at home.

Okay.

I'll meet you in a minute.

Shall we go? Yes, let's go. You guys can play until then. We'll go inside. What's your name?

Bittu.

Let's go inside. I'll show you how they play.

Pinch.

Remember, there was a fire in Chewra once.

Yes, of course.

We were the ones who set it on fire. Oh, okay. We were the only one who stayed. We told them later. But they... We are the ones who...

We are the ones who worked in Bombay.

We prepared the team.

Yes, yes.

Now the film is made for the people of the village. We wrote the short movie. Yes.

You wrote it?

Yes.

So write it. There are many stories in the village. I will write a short movie. You will write?

Yes.

There are many stories in the village. In every village, there is an old man who scares all the children. Was there anyone like that in your village? In our village, our elders only our elder father. So, we were scared of him. What he used to do, if we woke up at 3 am,

like I got down to use the washroom, I am a kid, and he saw that he was also going to the washroom. Right? So, he used to see all the leaves fallen from the trees. He used to say,

at 3 am, pick up the seeds. The trees have fallen down. They say they will not pick them up until 3 o'clock. They won't pick them up? They will pick them up and throw them away. Why don't they just sweep the trees?

I don't know what their technique was.

I was very scared. No other president or prime minister has had a position like theirs. If they take it away, it will be heard in the audio.

As we go to the village, there will be nostalgia.

Where? How are you? I met Biju here. She is my wife. You think we make songs about Bahuji. She is our respected Bahuji.

You think we are... We are just touching her feet, but you keep saying something. We keep saying or you keep saying?

Come, come.

Bihar's youth... Tell me, what is the biggest problem of Bihar youth?

Bahuji.

Of course.

Bahuji distracts them. If a new bride comes to a house, the future bridegroom is ruined. Look at this ruined groom.

We are married. Why is he ruining our marriage? Why is he ruining it? He has ruined it in so many songs. Now look at this boy, he's a total waste. Right? No, we're married. Then why did you get wasted? You messed up so much in your songs.

She's not my daughter-in-law.

Oh, I see. She's not your daughter-in-law.

She's from Pattidari.

So, he used to go to the beach. He's our bus driver. So, he was scared to go there. But it was a good experience. And this is where they were telling me to get my clothes. This is where they were cutting the bamboo.

So, what was the rule to get out of this bus stop?

Nothing. There was a lot of purity here. Like, Balachand used to sit here. He was a government soldier. He was retired from a job. So, he used to observe me and tell my father.

When I was in 10th grade, they told my father that all the girls here should play, not Satish. I was concentrating on my studies because I had the courage to top in the 10th grade.

My father was very happy.

I used to bring prasad for him. When he came last time, he passed away.

The village was like this.

I used to feel the distance from here to there. I used to feel the distance between my house and the village. I used to feel my house was big. Now I feel everything is small. The grass we are playing on, feels small. I feel how far it is.

How can we go that far?

I don't know if our feet were small or our body was small. These are the houses around the house. Your village is good. This is your house? The red one. This is our house. This is our house. This is our house.

This is our house. This is our house. Yes, Dalal.

People sit in Dalal and drink tea. This is our house.

This is your house? The red one?

And this is our Dalal and this is our uncle. Oh, he is your uncle? Greetings uncle. He is an army retired.

Oh, wow.

So he is the youngest. My name is Abhinav. Oh, wow. He is the youngest. My name is Abhinav. I am a journalist.

I am not.

I was a journalist before.

I have reached your village. What was your post in the Army? I was a junior special officer. I served from 1989 to 2019. I am not able to hear you. Let me take this. From 1989 to 2019. One second, I can't hear you.

Let me take this.

Tell me.

I was in the Indian army for 30 years. From 1989 to 2019. 30 years. And I am Satish Rai's individual uncle. 19. Yes, my father was the third brother. He was my father's only younger brother. Yes, only younger brother.

That's why I called him Uncle.

So, their friendship is good.

The training is good.

Your village is very nice and beautiful.

People say that the village is the village. Now look at this greenery around our door. Now, how are you leaving this village in this greenery?

It's true.

Now, I live alone in this village. I was telling you about the refugees. Earlier, this village was full of people. All the brothers and sisters. Not everyone got married. And the elders...

I have a house here. We shifted here. And the truth is that if we leave this place, it will be locked it will be locked, in the village I was not there

mostly retired people live here or they are locked

how many youths are there in this village?

youths are...

put a beep here. Here.

If this goes on our channel then your YouTube will be... No, no, no problem. Will you eat guava? Guava will be there for sure. It's not the season for guava.

This is guava. I can see mango and jamun tree. This is a Kadam tree. Yes,, and jamun tree. This is a foot tree. Yes, it is a jamun tree.

Where is the gamandi?

Gamandi was our friend named Amit. Gulgul Gamandi. Once a person came to the village. He said that there are ghosts here. He said that he Ghamandi told me that there are ghosts here. Right? He said that he doesn't believe it.

He said, sit on the cycle, I'll show you a ghost. He took me out in the afternoon and showed me a ghost. This is the tree of Jamun. Like I told you...

What did he show you?

I don't know what he showed me and he was convinced. He said that there are ghosts here. Nothing like that, my brother. No, no, it happens. No, no, nothing happens. I think he will get possessed today. He is refusing again and again.

Are you trying to get rid of the ghost by coming to the village?

Okay, sorry, sorry.

I am not trying to get rid of it.

You are not trying to get rid of it.

And this, like, this looks like the toilet. Come here and talk so that the cameraman can show you the greenery.

Yes.

I can see the greenery.

So, our...

What is this? What is it called? Arui?

Yes.

It's Arui.

Uncle, did you use to cut the bhang here?

Yes.

Bhang?

It's wild Arui.

We didn't respect the bhang before. We used to brush it with a tooth brush. There were so many bhangs around us, we used to pluck them all and throw the rest of them. We used to brush them and throw them away. Later we realised how important bhang is. How important it is, how valuable it is.

We are such big fans of it. I'm a big fan of his. I'm a big fan of his. I wanted to go back to my childhood and cut a banyan tree and dry it.

Do you have a gajah?

No, no.

We have bhang. This is the same rubber tree that our great-grandfather used to pick up the leaves. There was a tree with leaves on it. My uncle used to say, pick it up.

He used to wake me up at 3 in the morning.

Without a reason.

That's dangerous.

Was he retired from the army? No, he was a teacher. People in the army were considered strict.

My uncle is very soft.

Is mangoes available? Yes, it's available. I was just asking. I asked if there of the sweet mangoes. I have a lot of mangoes. But my wife is not well.

So I went to Delhi.

I have been there for 45 days.

And you broke all these boys?

Yes, I broke all of them. Mangoes, mango broke all of this.

Can we sit there and talk? Yes, you can. If you want to visit the village, we can show you the village. The rest of the people, you can see here. You can understand that everyone's village is like this.

This place always attracts me. Like, right now I can see in your house, I have a village like this. It's so red.

And you can sit here and see who's coming and going. Yes. And the village has two doors. Two doors. Where should I sit?

No, this is the right place.

This is the best place. This is the best.

These people romanticize a little, like we do. Sit down in the village where we used to sit. Absolutely, it feels good.

It's fun.

Now here, all that politics and all that people used to bother each other, that doesn't happen here.

Politics happens. Politics happens here.

Politics is a story.

Politics starts in the village.

Yes, it starts in the village.

But I have heard that it is a little peaceful now. There are not as many people to fight.

Tell me one thing. Like your show is going on, FATE Podcast, which you put on. And we have been watching you for a long time.

Yes.

Does the humor of that show have anything to do with the humor of this village?

Of course, it has a lot to do with it. If you think about it, most people's humor is formed in the village at the initial time. It is formed till the age of 8-10 years and some humor is formed in your school by your friends and then it becomes like this. Some of the humor is made by your friends in school. I think most of the humor is in the characters here. My father used to tell stories. I know a lot of characters that my father used to tell.

Like, he used to tell... There are many such stories.

What stories are there that you can't tell?

I can't tell because there are a lot of people here who have to go to the office. So I can't tell you about my character. So I can't tell. Is it on Gotiya? Yes, it's on Gotiya. So eat this peda.

Peda is here.

Bihar's famous peda. Eat this peda. Peda is here. Have this peda. Won't you have it? Jaginder bhai is standing in the politics. He has another hero. He is a committee member and a politician.

No, we are not standing in the politics.

He is saying that he is standing in the politics. You are a politician. The fake podcast was for the politicians. We are standing for the politicians. You are a politician.

The politician came on the fake podcast. What is the story behind the fake podcast? Imagine the MLA, MP, or any other MP from your constituency. Satish? Yes. I will sit.

Yes, you will. And all the corruption and all the politics in India, you can't tell which party you are talking about. All the parties, all the leaders, all the states, the whole country is one in such politics. So what is the leader doing for the youth? You will get the answer to this in the episode.

Tell me one thing, is it scripted or is it direct?

Wait a second, let me give you an answer.

We will do it, don't worry. You guys calm down, we will talk for 10 minutes. So, do you script the podcasts or is it random?

No, it's not random. Actually, we do a lot of scripting. One draft, two drafts, three drafts. And a lot of writers, three or four of them, started talking. What can we do on this topic? What can we do on this topic? What can be the answer to this question? Or how many questions can be asked to a character? the I did jamming for 8-10 days and I didn't enjoy it. So I reject it. Then I write another character.

I write so extensively that I can't make anything new on it. Like if I write something on Bhojpuri Superstar and if I write something on Chamanlal Chowkha, then I can't do it again. But that was such a cult podcast

Yes, it was

It was so much fun The dialogues written in it The things said in it He taught me this in my childhood Oh Right?

How are you?

How are you?

So he used to hit me in the first and second So I picked up the stuff to beat him up.

Oh, really?

I remember.

We'll go to the other side.

Yes.

Namaste.

Sir, you said something.

So, you're saying this. I was asking him. Do you write the podcast on a pointer or do you memorize it?

No, no. We don't memorize it. We type it and write it on a document. First the pointers, then the questions, then the answers. Then we make the first draft and then we write the screenplay for the final draft. Then I write, Abhishek sees it, then Abhishek sees it, then I see it. Abhishek does the anchoring.

Yes, he does the anchoring. Yes, he does the anchoring. And there is also Nitesh Tiwari. He is also a co-writer. If this video reaches you, I would like to say one thing about you.

When you say, Bug! Bug! It sounds so good. It sounds so random.

And it comes at the right time. We get shocked. in UP and Bihar. It's so good. The timing is so good. Why would I bless him? He's the only guy that people keep asking why he tolerates his nonsense.

If I was there, I would have beat him up. Did you drink your water? After this fake podcast, have you thought of anything else? We are releasing a film. Where did you get the water from? I was talking about changing the village.

You ordered it so soon? Where did you get this water from? Look, I was talking about changing this village.

You ordered so fast.

We sell it in a well. You sell it in a well in a fort. Fort people, your film is getting popular. If you ever get a chance, sponsor us.

No, blur this. I just grabbed it and drank it. You said it, you invited us. It will happen someday. It's our new channel. We need a brand.

I am a scholar.

What did you say?

What are we doing right now?

Right now? Struggling?

Yes.

Yes.

Trying to work? Trying to earn money?

Yes, we should trying to earn money.

I am not doing anything. So now I am in the entertainment field. Actor, writer, creator. Basically, I am a dancer. I am a dancer.

I am a dancer.

I am a dancer. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

What is this guy saying? He doesn't know what he's going to say. He doesn't know what he's going to say. Satish, I like one thing about you. You are such a great observer. Your comedy,

your humor, let's put the bad words aside, of First, you got an AC installed. First, I got an AC installed. Then, I got a petrol pump built for my brother. What else did I do for the public? I got the public to fill up the petrol pump. The public will fill up the petrol pump.

So, who will be on the next episode?

The next episode will be on Boyfriend. Boyfriend. It's a bit political for a lot of people.

But, tell me one thing, you are giving preference to your boyfriend, you are giving preference to the leader, you are giving preference to your sister-in-law, you are giving preference to your brother-in-law.

This is a big issue raised by a brother-in-law. So we will know your story, we will research you, we will definitely make something on you. No, no, no, you are getting a lot of love from your sister-in-law. You are the only one in this country who's awake. It could be a very good episode. Watch the podcast on Devar.

Yes. Because I see that every other song here is centered on brother-in-law and sister-in-law.

So, let's call Devar. It's a very good idea. Right? Let's? Devar should come. And Devar has a few allegations. He's a bit of a cheat.

So...

So he'll clear all those allegations.

Clear all the allegations?

Yes.

Like, since you went to Haryana...

Yes.

...did you sing that song too?

Oh, in the 6th month, Devar bhabhi sings it.

How?

That bhauji has just recently... I have heard of the story of the horse, but I have never heard of the story of the horse. In that story, the wife is told to hurry up and get married. So you make a character based on the husband. Yes, I make it based on the husband. But if your character is based on Pakistan, or like Babar Azam or Pakistani General, how did you match that character to your village?

He didn't leave your village.

No, see what happens is that humor develops. A lot of people have heard stories and seen characters and they are all humorous. They will give such answers or ask such questions, especially in Bihar. That your observation comes, you start reading books. So after that, where that humour goes. I had a big contribution in college in Haryana.

I also contributed a lot to TVF and the friends I made there. I learnt writing from them. And I understood things like Monty Python and Key & Peel. You must have studied a lot We have also studied a lot Let's have some sweet water

What? Sweet water? Sweet water We have already had it. What else do we have to eat? Do you want to have tea?

Red tea? Tell me one more thing Those who want to start YouTube journey, or... Let's sit here and talk.

Let's go to the roof. Let's go to the roof? Come, let's click here. Pratibha!

Come, sit here.

Let's go talk to him.

Sit, sit.

I think the episode is almost over. It's important that there is light. It will get dark, you have to sit without light.

Is it going well?

This is my younger sister. Keep it happy.

Wow.

Angan.

Look,

every house has an Angan. And in that Angan, there's a wedding. This is our Badham Baba.

Right?

Now look at how the sun is setting.

It's not Diwali yet, so the candles were kept. When you were in the village, did you get a fridge? No, no, where did the fridge come from? You had a fridge in your village?

No, no, where did I get a fridge? There was a light here and it didn't even work. I read Laltain. And people say that I read Laltain and Poch Pach. Every evening I would fill up the Laltain with Kerasan oil, clean the glass, clean all the Laltains in the house,

light it up, and clean lanterns and light them. Then clean it again the next day. There was a time when if you were sleeping on the roof, there was a lot of pollution. If you go down, you will die of humidity. Sometimes in winters, there were so many insects that came to the lantern.

So, all that was new here. But now I hear that the light is also good, there is an inverter, a fridge, a TV. We used to sleep on the roof because we had a time when we had 12 hours of light in a day. We used to get light once a week when we were young. Has this ever happened to you? It used to happen, there used to be a line for charging.

Charge it, get the light. The roof has its own memories. Yes, the roof has a lot of memories. Monkeys used to come here. Do you know the story of monkeys?

No.

How it happens here is that when monkeys come, 2-3 villages know that they have come to that village. That village is under attack. It that village. There is an attack on that village. It's not like there is an invasion. So, the empire is safe.

So, when they know that the rich people have come, then the soil has been brought here. The army and the big people. And the bullets are being made. They are drying it on the roof. It was dried for a day.

It is becoming tight. And when the monkeys entered, the army was ready to kill them. And the monkeys were in our gardens, and in other gardens. The media knew everything.

The monkeys were in the gardens. It was night, and the war was over. They would rest in the same garden. And we would rest too. There were a lot of people.

They were martyred and killed. In the monkey incident. But one thing, I was talking about the roof.

One thing, like in the roofs of the villages, it is not often in the cities.

Satish's house is like this.

Our house was like this before.

There is an courtyard here.

And this courtyard is the center point of the house. And this is the place where And this courtyard is the center point of the house. And this is the place where the kitchen cabinet is kept. Here, if there is a wedding, the garland will be placed here. The garland will be placed here. The bamboo will be placed here.

We sit here and eat. If there is a worship, the priest comes and we do the worship here. We wash our hands there. The tap is there. We dry something. I have washed my hands there, and the drain is there. I have dried some things. If some people come, the group will also be here. And if the women of the village come, they will sit here. There is no drawing room.

There is no concept of drawing room in the village. This courtyard was built much later. The house where we used to live before, there were trees and plants in the courtyard. The rest of the place is very good. The old houses that you see here, they were like this before.

And what is this thing like a roof? This is a bed. No, no, this, this. The two cones that you see, that's where the hay is kept. I'll tell you the story of that too.

So, when someone has to remove hay, or keep hay, then the someone has to remove or store the hay, they have to remove the hay. You can see that.

Not one person can do it.

They store the grains as well. Not one person can do it. To remove the hay, the person will go to the door and say, I have to remove the hay. I want to remove the bed. You stay here.

So, one person comes from every house. Right? 5, 6, 7, 8 people come. Then he will be picked up. Then he will be taken aside. Then he will be kept with help.

This builds a community. Many people used to go to Mauga. That, I want to remove the bed. People used to go to Mowga and run away. What does Mowga mean? Mowga is a multi-purpose word in Bihar. It can mean a coward. A person who doesn't fight.

It can also mean a gay person. If you don't get married, you are a Mowga. It can also mean a person who does indecent things can also be a horny kind of person. This is what is in women, this Mouga sir. So, it has a multi-purpose. It can be used anywhere. And I think that you have a lot of potential to become Mouga.

His reel will go viral. No, no, to become a Mouga His reel will go viral

No, you can become a Mouga What qualifications do you need to become a Mouga? I told you, either you talk to girls Either you are gay Either you are a coward Or you just exist in the village

Then also you can become a Mouga

You are lying on the cot, not working

I am a Mouga. The Chapa Kal is going on, people are pouring water, what if you don't get it filled? It's a Mouga, sir. You're cutting the fields, what if you don't get the fields cut? It's a Mouga. And I didn't pick up the padlaw, so he's a great guy. He's playing with his uncle and aunt.

He's playing with his brother-in-law. He's playing with his brother. So, this is the problem.

He's a great guy. I feel like we can talk for a long time. We'll keep changing the topic. But it was fun. It was good. And I feel like you too, after a long time,

you've been through a lot.

Running, playing, jumping. I used to sit here and play Dhatun. For half an hour. Have you ever got hurt while playing? I've got a lot of injuries.

I'll open my... You, no, don't open it.

You are a father.

You will become a father.

So I will get hurt. I got hurt while riding a cycle. My hand got burnt here. I got drowned in tea. A monkey bit me. A dog bit me.

So that happened a lot. A dog chased me in the field. I was 5 years old. I thought I'll just cross this field. My grandfather will come and save me. I thought I'll be able to reach, so I dived.

I went in the air. The dog saw that this was my last chance, so he also dived in the air. He opened my pants in the air, cut it in the air, and then I said, I had left the ground, when did this happen in the air?

Where did the science go in all this?

Science? No, science didn't go anywhere. This happened in real life. Do you think it's a lie? I cut it in the air, put it on my prank. It's real. You think it's a lie? I cut it so long, and then I put it on my pants.

Oh man!

This is totally unreal. Totally unreal? Now you'll say ghosts don't exist? You're a logic expert. There's no logic in the village. Don't use the city logic.

What do you call this? This is a sixi Daura. We have talked so much, Satish. If we don't talk about the Chhat, then we won't be able to complete the conversation. You have got the prasad of Chhat. Yes.

We will give you some more prasad. How was the Chhat? Chhat was very good. Earlier, when Chhat used to be there, why do people get nostalgic? Why does the Bihar Jai come? Many people from Bihar will relate to this. Earlier, when there was a cleanliness here, there was cleanliness two days before. This is our village, a remote village, so I am telling you, the same atmosphere is present in many places.

And there were so many people in our house, especially in our house. There were 10-12 women of our relation. Now who are they? Only one family is living, women in our family. Now who are they? Only one family is left, my uncle's family. So, the atmosphere is not as good as it used to be. It's either nostalgia or childhood.

But, what we have started doing in cities, now it's happening in New York and Singapore. So, a new environment... It will be on Dalzheel too, one day. It will be on Dalzheel. Look, I have a belief in this. Vijay should not think that we celebrated Diwali on the beach.

He can celebrate it at his home too. I feel very bad that people in New York, London and other places don't culture is not like that. In rivers, doing this and that, and so much crowd. We should not disturb there, even in our homes, like we do in our tub. But this is true, that people who do not believe, and do racism with Bihari people, who are also Hindus,

that Bihari people have kept the culture safe. There are many lot of Hindu tribes, but Chhat is also a very good Hindu tribe. I have seen Chhat so closely for the first time this time when I am roaming in Bihar. Till now, when we see in the video, for us, Chhat was the same, going to the Ghat, there is a boy who is wearing something on his head, there is a woman who is in the water, then she is giving a dip, giving a dip. The one who sees the photos. There is a boy who is wearing a headscarf, a woman who is in the water, and she is giving a dip.

The one who looks at the photos.

Yes, the one who looks at the photos. And the one who brings the thekua.

When you are from Bihar, your friends will ask you to bring the thekua. Yes, bring the thekua. Even if they keep taunting you for the whole year, I thought it was amazing. The chhat was of great importance. I learned about the kosi. The kosi is placed on the elephant, it is, the sugarcane is being planted, the chhat vrati is singing, and

every person in the village is coming and touching their feet. And the best thing is that even for a short period of time, it breaks all the ties of

caste and religion.

Absolutely right. This is the power of the chhat. And one thing I wrote yesterday, the country should learn from Bihar, that Bihar never says, if it's our festival, don't buy this from them.

Or if it's our festival, then a person from another religion won't come here. In fact, Muslims also do Chhat. Do other Muslims here do Chhat? Of course they do. And they do it because it's open.

The faith in this, like we go to the graves, the way we open up, that also opens up. Because for that, you have to show that openness.

This is what I'm saying, at least learn this from Bihar,

that hatred doesn't spread. No. Now, can you see any plastic thing in this? Right? You can see clay stoves. You can worship in the river. Fruits, vegetables, organic food.

And Pua Pakwan. And normal songs. And one misconception is that something is put in the river. But they don't put anything in the river.

They bring it back.

No, no. There is zero waste in the river and nothing is put in the river. Everyone brings it back. No, no. There is zero waste in the pond. In fact, it is cleaned. People clean wherever they go because they think that the pond is here. No priest or mantra is needed. You see, the pooja was done for four days.

Did any priest come from anywhere? Did any mantra be said? No. No. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

I don't think so. I don't exist, we don't form. It's obvious. If science believes in God, then he can only be the sun. This is worship of the sun. So, the God that you see every day, others may come and see, I don't know, I am an atheist.

You have your own belief, but it is true that the sun is the most visible. And one thing that I liked about this festival, I felt it when I went to a couple of houses, that this festival is about meeting your loved ones with culture. Usually, when a person from Bihar leaves, he comes once a year and that time is Chhatt.

That's what I told you, that you quoted, that there are two Bihars. One who stays in Bihar and one who returns to Bihar. The one who stays here, waits for the returning Bihar for a year. Then one day comes, the one who returns in the sixth, stays for ten days.

And in those ten days, this Bihar finds itself complete. It feels complete. Then the other Bihar leaves it and they wait for another year. Do you understand? People say there are 50 lakh migrations. I think if there are 10 crore people, 13 crore people,

then 4-5 crore people are abroad. And no one is talking about those Biharis who don't even come to Bihar. And that is too much. So, the thing about Bihar is that so much talent and so much... and you must be seeing in the other videos that we are watching how they have to go out.

So, that is the thing that we all left our homes and got abused from everywhere. Right? We don't have a home. This is the only village that will say that you are from here. Who else will say that? So, I am working for those who don't have to leave. You keep doing good work.

We are doing our duty. Many times, when you say this, I remember a face. You said talent. There is no lack of talent. I was in of a face. You said talent. I was in a village in Rohtas district where the transformer has not reached yet. When I was entering the village, there was no road. People will see the story on the channel.

There is no road and I am going with a boy in the dark. Suddenly I see a boy sitting on a tree. He is sitting on a tree trunk. He is using his mobile. I asked him what he is doing in the jungle at this hour. He says he is preparing for the SSC.

He doesn't have a network in his village. So he is sitting here.

Tell me. This is so inspiring for the ghosts. Isn't it? It is so disturbing that they has to meet at night. And he has to go out and meet his daughter. But I'm saying that Bihar has a talent for humor.

He just needs to find space.

No, you know, this is humorous because this story is very common for us. Because I'm the only boy who has read it like this. Imagine there's a solar panel in the village, there's light, there's a light pole, there is light, there is a light pole, there is a light, there is a book, I would have studied like this.

I would have had the opportunity. I would have been a topper.

You were a topper?

I was a straight topper. In which class? 10th or 12th? 10th. That's why your uncle was complaining that your son doesn't play well? Yes, that's why he was complaining. It was a craze to study.

When did you stop studying? Didn't you dream of becoming an IAS officer?

No, my father wanted me to become an IAS officer. I wanted to study IIT but I soon realized that I wouldn't get the education I wanted. I was mentioned in many newspapers, I got awards from the Chief Minister, but I understood that I didn't get what I got in studying, which I got in writing poetry. I went out of the village from the first to the tenth grade.

Why did I come from the village? To get education or initiation. Waiting for going home. Counting the days from the four days. Why did I come from the village? Shikshaya Diksha, Ghar Jaane Ki Karta Pratiksha, Din Gin Gin Kar Chau Se, Kyon Aaya Hon Gaon Se.

Toh puri lambi kavita hai, lekin jo main baar baar padhta tha aur gaon ko romanticize karta tha, usme itna maja aane laga na. Ke waha se phir main ne socha ki main Gulzar banunga, toh phir main Premchand banunga, I didn't study in between. So you became Satish Rai from Satish Rai? Yes, I became Rai. Then I took my surname from Satyajit Rai. The reason for being Rai is that I never liked my first name. So in college, everyone used to call me Rai.

Right?

I was a Haryanvi, I saw R- RAY, our sir wrote it in the same way. He could have read it as RAY or RAY. Satyajit could have read it as RAY or RAY. He started reading it as RAY and he agreed. I ignored it for a long time. In my second year, I was getting nominated in IIT Delhi for a festival.

They asked me, what is your name? I said, Satish Ray for the first time. I felt like I got my name. I never enjoyed saying my name. I remember that moment, it was October. I said, my name is Satish Ray.

After that, my father started calling me Ray. My father took it from my son.

This is a big thing. You said it so lightly. Usually, we get our father's surname. It is a coincidence. It is a big thing that a father took his son's surname.

So, he calls himself Ray. I observed this year that your ID is Dilip Ray, right? No, Dilip Ray. I had to tell my name, but he was saying Dilip Ray. I thought, wow.

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Three brothers.

Are you older or younger?

I have the middle one. Middle one.

Middle one is...

He is the youngest. Middle one is the youngest. It is said here that the eldest son is the father's, the youngest son is the mother's, and the last one is the son of a whore. So, that was our situation.

We were not of a whore. We come here. I have two brothers and one sister-in-law. She is our respected sister-in-law.

Did everyone come to meet you in the 6th?

Yes, everyone came. It was a lot of fun talking to you. I got to know a lot of insights and got to know Bihar. I could talk to you for hours. The light is also going to be dim. People are waiting.

I want to ask you one last thing. What is the Bihar like in Satish's dreams? No, my dream Bihar is exactly like that of a radical, progressive, aggressive Bihari. The Bihar where the rest of the people come to work and study, it's a shame that the Bihar that gave the first world constitution

and was a land of knowledge, the Buddhists also had to come here and learn. For the people there, to call them Bihari means to be ignorant. and even the priests had to come here to learn. The people of that time were not educated. So, first of all, education should go ahead. There should be more colleges and hospitals. And I want to see that development in our lives.

People say that we have come from the US. Or some people say that that they are from Himachal Pradesh, Kashmir. So people say that they just went to Bihar and they are rich. They have a lot of money and they came from Bihar. So, is that how it is there? Yes, it is like that. And then people say that they are am from Bihar. And then people said, we were also from Bihar.

My grandfather was from Bihar, he was embarrassed in the middle. But we were also from Bihar, you can't be from Bihar.

I am telling the truth, we were from Bihar.

I don't believe you were from Bihar. So we need this Bihar.

I understood the crux. Education should be there. And in Bihar, Sanjoya should be there. I went to Rohtas. Such a magnificent fort, such a beautiful fort. If it was in any other state, it would have been preserved. You must have heard the name a lot, right? But... I was so surprised to see the historical forts.

And there is no clue about when and who built them. Why did they become like this? It's so beautiful. There are lush green forests, valleys, streams, a river. There is a river flows over it, the beautiful Kaimur,

the government has done a lot of work in Rajgir, but these are all places where, if not far away, then at least people from Banaras, Mirzapur, Sonbhadra, Allahabad, people from all these places can come here to roam. Like we sometimes feel like going to Rima, Koti, Bouti, etc.

It's very close to MP. It's just a few kilometers away. But why can't we come? First, no one knows about it. And second, even if someone knows, there's no road. There's a road to go to the top.

There won't be any accommodation, no hotels, no guides, tourism will have to be made more attractive. People will not be happy after seeing one point. Now see, the Barhomba Bhai, I will tell you the history of this. Here, Mahatma Buddha was not fed anywhere for the first time. Yes, I swear.

At that time, he wasatma was not a Buddhist. He was known as Siddhartha. So, he was sent from here. So, why didn't the people of Bihar feed him? How did they get the knowledge of the soul?

By eating khaini.

Now tell me, he was sitting under the Vat tree and he sat there. He was bitten by a rat, so he started shivering. Now he will sit. I have put too much of it in the khaini. You eat it, your legs will start shaking. Now sit down. So that's why you sat down? You eat it and see. You will know.

You are talking anywhere and you are understanding that

every child is a scholar here.

This is the land of Buddha. So?

So it's the land of khaini.

You get knowledge by eating khaini? Why don't you eat? Why don't you eat? Why don't you eat? Everything happened because of eating Alexander was defeated because of eating And Bihar's development will also be because of eating Chanakya also gave all the knowledge because of eating Chanakya wrote the Chanakya policy

Why don't the common people know all this? Common people have gone crazy eating khaini. Common people don't eat khaini. Forget it. I want you to not forget the culture of Bihar. Wherever you go, do eat khaini.

We are going to Burj Khalifa. To the tower above. You eat khaini. I have a complaint with Prashant Kishore. You don't eat khayni. You are right.

What will you learn in aviation culture?

I am working in UN.

If you are going to UN, and you don't eat khayni there, you have not spent 10 rupees even after earning so much money, you couldn't spend 10 rupees. So what can you do?

Why are we sitting on the banks of the river?

No, there's nothing wrong with this. It's organic. It's made of leaves. Nothing goes in it. Why are you telling others what you don't do? Who said I don't do it?

No, I know you don't do it. Okay. I'm just kidding. Who said no? I know you don't do it Ok I am just kidding

I had a lot of fun I hope people had a lot of fun Let's end the video

Is it looking too expensive? No, it's cheap We wear cheap, 100-200

People will wear 1-1.5 lakh

1-1.5 lakh I won't put it on. You will, bro.

You will anyway.

Wear it. No, I'm not wearing it.

Say subscribe.

You say it.

So that I don't feel ashamed if I lie.

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Friends, NewsPinch is a great channel. I've been watching it since the beginning. And the growth is unprecedented. I mean, this growth has not been seen anywhere else. And in journalism, I mean, they quoted me somewhere, so I got one message.

My friend from France, he's a scientist. And I got a message from Punjab. That they took your name, they took your name and then you also sent you thought that I didn't know but

people are watching you and your channel and in Bihar there is such good ground reporting which earlier some channels used to do but now the best channel I think

in terms of ground reporting news pinch is there and it is very new channel I hear that this guy has been sleeping for 3 hours He is here, he is in another district, he is in this district He just had an interview in the morning and showed something in the evening He just woke up at night and then he had an interview with Khisari Right? What kind of transfer is this? You have 1-2 subscribers here

But okay, I want millions soon And before the elections Whether Bihar develops or not I want to have a million soon. And before the elections, whether Bihar develops or not, I want to have a million. But Bihar has developed and Bihar has given me a lot. Don't forget to go to Bihar.

I will show you a message from my team. This is my colleague, Saurabh. I messaged Saurabh at the last minute. We discuss so many things, right? And all these things...

Look at this.

What have I written?

Bihar is giving a lot of love. We will always be happy. We will always give Bihar a lot of love. That's absolutely right. And the one who gets love from Bihar, then he comes back again and again.

It's very nice. You will make me emotional. Okay. Thank you so much. I hope you liked our conversation. And if you like such things, tell us that we will look for more people like this type of things, let us know.

We will look for more people like this. Yes, keep trying new things.

Will you eat?

Namaste!

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Have your coffee.