Fake Podcast with Boyfriend | प्रताड़ित प्रेमी - बबलू बॉयफ्रेंड

Namaskar, my name is Prashan Kumar and my cast is Podcast. In the society, husbands are considered as God, whereas boyfriends are seen as dogs. Similarly, we have invited a boyfriend who is obsessed with his girlfriend to our studio.

Please welcome Bablu Boyfriend. We have invited a boyfriend who is in love with his girlfriend to our studio. Welcome Bablu Boyfriend. Hmm.

I liked her 5 years ago.

Bablu Ji?

She doesn't even reply to me now. My child, please agree. Who were you talking to?

Babu. Who Babu? oh who were you talking to? to my father

who's your voice?

Oh my child.

Okay.

So Bablu ji, when did you become a boyfriend for the first time? Sir, this is about the time when I used to be single. And my best friend Shreya was worried about her boyfriend's work. Coincidentally, the work came out at that time and her boyfriend put a break application for a week that we will start after a week. So you used to be her best friend. And see, I had such a good job in a week that I was made a boyfriend.

And her ex-boyfriend's tears were telling, sir, how good my work was. And how many times have you been a boyfriend so far? Sir, look, I have been working on this position for the past 10 years and I have also been transferred 3-4 times in the past. Sir, there is a lot of competition in this industry, there is a lot of replacement, right? So, if your work is a little bad, it gets fired. Performance down or fired? is I am afraid of that. You understood what kind of a thing it is. This is a poet type thing. He is a poet. This is what I am afraid of. He writes poetry on something. We are so drained emotionally, so we cannot write poetry.

And he is a virgin.

So he can still write poetry and he wants to talk lovingly.

Poetry is read and the guitar is played. Finger work is also good. So I am afraid of this. What else to do? He wants to talk to you. It comes out of him. He reads poetry and starts playing the guitar. His finger work is also good. So, I am afraid of this, sir.

What else to do? Tell the government to break his neck.

I will tell. So, what is your daily routine as a boyfriend?

Sir, I wake up in the morning.

And first, I send him a long message that I am free, now this is my me time, I call her for video call and feed her on camera, then I choose an outfit, she tells me that I will wear white or black, And there is only one jeans, sir. So, jeans will be blue. Then, sir, I go to office. So, I have to give an update every 5 minutes in office. Then when I get free from office,

I pick him up. And I go to his house to drop him, sir. Okay. Where is his house? Sir, his house is in Noida. So, it takes 2-3 hours from Gurgaon to Noida. Okay. And my house was right next to the office in Gurgaon. So, it takes 2-3 hours. You come back.

Yes.

Okay. So, why so much travel? I am a ****, sir. I left it once before. So, you have to do it always. Otherwise, they will say that I have changed.

Okay.

So, I have to give him time, sir. So at 2 o'clock she says, now call the video, we will sleep together on the video call and talk deep, 3 am talks. So let's wait for an hour. What do you guys talk about so much? Future sir. Future talks, like?

In the future she says that she will fast, touch my feet, she will do the Karwa Chauth, she will cook food

too.

So I don't know if all this will happen or not, sir, but it is fun to talk that yes, we have children, right? So we have named them, then who will go to drop them to school, who will bring them? If the child will say that he is gay for the first time, then how will we react so that he does not feel bad? And this is also a matter of who will get the child's homework done.

So yesterday there was a fight over who will do it. So the child's homework was left out, sir. Now he must have gone to school today. What did his teacher say? There must be a fight over this.

But in the future, you...

The future is good.

She says she will touch my feet. And what if that doesn't happen? Sir, if that doesn't happen, then there is alcohol and a belt.

You will hit her?

I will open the belt, then I will come in half pant and drink alcohol. So why will you open the belt and drink alcohol? Now sir, who will open the belt after drinking? That's why I opened it earlier. I have heard that there is a lot of pressure on boyfriends on your girlfriend's birthday party. Sir, there is a lot.

What was the pressure on you? Okay. So, they want to surprise them on their birthday. Hmm. Once I told them that I am gay.

Still they didn't get surprised.

They said that I had expected this. Hmm. The way you walk with your back bent.

It was expected. So this time, the surprise that I have given him, sir, you must not have expected it.

What did you do?

Sir, you are not ready for this.

Oh man, you are exciting me.

What did you do?

Tell me. Sir, I called his friend to take him out for two hours quietly.

Okay.

She took her out.

Then?

Till then I did this. Red balloons.

And then...

It was so big.

She came.

And then what happened?

She blindfolded me. I opened the door and brought her inside. What was on the table?

What was there?

Cake.

There was a cake. And gift. What did you do with the table? What was there? Cake! There was a cake.

And gift.

What did you do with the gift?

Those imported chocolates, sir? Yes, yes, those expensive ones. Cadbury dairy milk.

Oh, the box, the celebration one.

The 20 one.

20 one?

Not the 10 one, the 20 one.

You made it big.

I made it big.

So this is the surprise.

Very surprising surprise sir. I mean I didn't expect this to happen again in my life. But I was not happy sir. Why not? She is saying that write something. Say something good. 20 reasons why you love me.

So you wrote it?

I don't know why I love her There is no reason left So your girlfriend must have some qualities Accepting nature Yesterday she was saying I have made you crazy

And? Understanding sir As soon as I chat with another girl She understands that she is happy And? She is supportive sir. She supports you? Now see my mom and dad are against my passion. Yes. So she supports my parents. Okay. And she is

attentive sir. Oh. She pays a lot of attention to my following list. If I read one following list, I will immediately find out which girl I am talking to. I followed a boy once and still got beaten up.

Ask me why?

Why?

The boy turned out to be sexy. You must have made some mistakes too. My mistake is that I came into a relationship. The second is that I still don't know what my mistake is. I used to think I was the best person in the world. After coming into this relationship, my girlfriend told me how bad I was.

I realized that I was such an ill-mannered, shameless, and a shameless person. I was told that the anger inside me came from my father. I am an unloved child. I am unhealed. I have to heal my trauma. Okay. I have to go to therapy now, sir.

Then why didn't you go yet?

Sir, I went to therapy but I found out that it wasn't giving a happy ending. Which therapy did you go to? Massage therapy, sir. You go to a psychiatrist, right? Why would she give a massage, sir? She will talk to you, right? So much money for this nonsense?

Now, sir, there is some peace. I have been working for a long distance for 2-3 months. So, all four of us are happy.

Okay.

And how many months do you go to meet your girlfriend on a long distance? There is no such rule that how many months do I have to go. I go every week by booking a flight, sir.

Okay.

But still, she am not happy. I plan trips every month, but I don't get any credit for it. You go to meet every week, by flight. You have so much salary. Sir, I don't just go and book flight tickets. I have a Sky Scanner app, which tells me which travel site is getting the cheapest tickets. It thinks I spend a lot and come, but I reach at a very low price. Are you integrating a brand? Yes, I reach very cheap. Are you doing brand integration? Yes, if I have to.

Which app did you tell? Sky scanner app sir, and the most interesting thing in this is, you can plan the whole trip. Everything is booked from hotel to flight. And it has an everywhere feature. For those who want to explore the world,

that from your airport, for which corners of the world you are getting cheap flights for all corners of the world catch it and explore the world ok, you give me the link of this app I will put it in the description

and some other boyfriend will use it some pink shirt boyfriend your girlfriend complains that you don't understand her hints sir, she told me that she wants to eat something like golgappa I am a simple man you can't understand his hints. I said, get out. Sir, he said, I don't want to talk about this.

I am a simple human being, sir. I didn't talk about it. What did I think was a wrong hint? He said to me, there is no one at his house. I am a simple human being, sir. I went home and stole.

What did I think was a wrong hint? He told me to express. I am a simple human being, sir. the The letter written by Misra Sabita was written by a boyfriend. Everyone knows that the boyfriend was a f*****g a**. Your girlfriend complains that whenever she tells you something, you don't show excitement. You are very wise, sir. Let's do one thing, sir. You become my boyfriend, I become your girlfriend.

And I will tell you a news. And you get excited and show it. Okay. Do you know what happened today Bablu? Today my best friend Riya, her best friend Rahul, he proposed her and she said yes.

Yay!

Okay.

Okay.

This is your answer, okay.

Her whole life is made and you are saying okay, just okay. I had 3-4 more news but I don't want to tell anymore. Babu please tell me what happened? Our boss, today was his farewell, so he was cutting the cake. So he took my name in front of everyone, Shreya come here, he has helped me so much and started crying and hugged me.

Very good.

Very good.

Mother f***** get excited man. Someone is crying for your girlfriend, someone is hugging your girlfriend tightly.

Get excited for it man.

My life is ruined, I got you a PS5.

PS5?

You got me a PS5? Where is it?

I saw how excited you are. But you won't be excited for me. No, dear. It's not like that.

Sorry. What happened? Tell me.

Nothing.

How will I know if you don't tell me? You won't understand. Why won't I? Talk to me.

Talk to me. Don't understand. Why won't I? Talk to me. Talk to me. Don't shout.

Sorry, dear. I'm sorry, dear. I made a mistake. I'm sorry, dear. I won't do it again.

Do you understand, sir? What it's like to be a boyfriend. Your girlfriend has a complaint that she sends you 40-50 reels a day, you like it without even noticing. Sir, first tell me one thing, will any woman who is not crazy send 40-50 reels? She says that she sends you 20 reels and you don't see watch all 20, then it becomes 40-50 in total.

It has become 100-200 in total, sir.

Really?

Yes, and I have been shown that these are not my reels, but emotions.

So, why don't you watch them?

In every reel, it is said that you are wrong, you need therapy, you have ruined your life, you need to learn this and that. I watch all these reels, sir. This is my algorithm. Therapy, gratitude and healing.

What do you want to see then?

Sir, my algorithm used to work that a man in a lungi used to break his ass with a pin.

Okay. Yes. What else?

He snatched the phone. He took off his pants and ran away. A mother f***** used to be a villain, sir. He used to turn the train, catch the airplane. Oh man, what has happened? My algorithm has gone bad, sir.

Do you send him reels? I send.

How do you send reels?

Someone laughs a lot, I send him some reels, sir. So I say, what is this supposed to mean? Is it funny for you? Acha. Fir chaap apni sahiliyon ko bhejte pochate hai, is it funny? Bolte no, it's very insensitive. Who is this mother****** sending you reel? Single life ki wo kya baatein hai jo aap miss Respect. clothes. Wow. There was a pillow without a pillow cover, sir. And a black bedsheet that used to turn white. There was a maid who did not come. And there was an aunt who did not go.

There was a friend with whom there was another friend. What a thing! There was a blanket ek moja tha jo thoda kadak ho gaya tha, ek kaccha tha jo phat ke chaar ho gaya tha, ek diwaar tha us diwaar me ek chhed hua karta tha, ek banti thi dost ki jo jaati na thi, ek sharm thi jo hume aati na thi, ek ad thi jo jaati na thi, ek ad thi jo jaati na thi. Wow, emotional kar diya aapne. Toh apne dosto ko miss karte hain aap? Bahut miss karta hu apne dosto ko, matlab trip jo hoti hai ek saal me ek baar, uska intijaar karte rahta hu ki kitni baate karunga, ek therapy ki tarah hota hai dosto se milna. I keep waiting to talk to them. Meeting friends is like a therapy.

And I write down things in my diary so that I don't forget. So why don't you talk to them on WhatsApp group? They don't reply to me on WhatsApp group. But I have written that I want to talk about my career, I want to tell them about my parents, I want to do a serious bitching, I want to borrow money from them, and I will not return the loan that I took last time.

And I will have a debate and they will let me win. Because here I can't win the debate. So you like your friends more than your girlfriend? Yes, they are much better than my girlfriend. I will feed them 5 rupees patties, they will be slaves all their life. They will protect me like dogs. is I'm happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy.

I'm not happy.

I'm not happy.

I'm not happy. Even if I spend all my money, she has never called me daddy. She says, do something, brother. What is this, brother? And did you pay attention to her? We have a group of four friends. Two of them have girlfriends. But two of them are still healthy.

So I think that we have girlfriends. So I introduced my girlfriend to his girlfriend. So that they become friends. I didn't know that things were going on here and there. I have come to know everything about his relationship. So, he must have come to know about your relationship too.

Oh yes.

Oh brother, you have come to know the wrong thing by saying wow wow. I mean, I am not that small.

Yes.

I have put a of things to say. I have a lot of things to say. I have a lot of things to say. I have a lot of things to say. When your girlfriend gets angry with you, how do you convince her? Sir, in today's world, apologizing to your girlfriend doesn't work. These are new generation girlfriends. They will enter your mind and will mess up your mind.

Okay.

Yes.

If you say sorry, then Yes. I say sorry.

Why are you sorry? Now tell me why are you sorry? Because I hurt you. Okay. When did you hurt me? I don't know.

Maybe sometime. Why are you angry? So you noticed when I got angry exactly? You didn't even notice? I don't know. What did I say? Whatever I said, I am sorry. You don't even notice? Oh man, I didn't even know. What did I say?

Whatever I said, sorry. You don't even know, why are you sorry? Then the fight, sir. She won't pick up the phone. Blocked me. Then I see that there is a fight here. My heart is broken.

And she has put a laughing story on her Instagram. Laughing? And I call to make up. So the call will always be like this.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes, hello.

What were you saying?

Tell me.

Hey, is it necessary to laugh? You have a lot of problems with your girlfriend. So, have you ever thought of cheating? Sir, I can't cheat.

I am a true believer.

What is the matter?

Yes, I mean, sometimes it happens that I talk to a girl in the office, but it is only up to that. I can't cheat. Sometimes I have lunch, drink alcohol, and then I have a one night stand for a couple of months. But I never thought of cheating.

Okay.

It is like that. So, this one night stand is not cheating? Sir, there was no intimacy. I just kissed her on the forehead. This is a big thing.

What a thing!

So, what is cheating? Sir, cheating happens when I give her a girlfriend treatment. But I never gave her. I always talked to her affectionately. And I never let it to him. I always talked to him lovingly after sex. And I never let him connect emotionally. I cried a few times after having a heart-to-heart conversation.

I didn't let it get to the point of cheating.

So you cried in front of him?

No, I mean, I cried in such a way that now a person never shares his trauma casually. And he cries. But the way I cry with my girlfriend,

Hmm.

is very pure, sir. That is,

Give me, sir. Give me once. Give me today.

I have never done this with her, sir. It's not cheating. So, when she gets upset with you because of all these things, how do you convince her? Sir, there is a trick. What is the trick? Tell me. When she gets angry, you convince her once, twice.

Then she will definitely say something to you, on which you will get angry. Now sir, this is power dynamic. So you changed the narrative. Yes, I changed the narrative. Now you have become the victim.

I have become the victim, now she will convince me. victim. to They have dinner together, they are happy. In my house, they drag each other in the court and beat each other. That's when they get together. His parents had a couple dance on their anniversary. If I play a song on the speaker in my house, my father breaks the speaker and says, is this a brothel?

Your father is strict. Not strict, look at his father's photo. He has put this photo with his father. It says, sweetheart. Look at my father's photo. Papa. If I smile at my home someday, my dad would have a doubt that he has definitely done something. Is he a butcher or not? Absolutely. There is a family car in his house.

I still stand on my dad's scooter and go. And if the scooter doesn't work, my dad kicks it. Moustache. That you didn't wake up in the morning, that's why the scooter is not working. His mother goes to a beauty parlour. My mother hasn't had her moustache cut since then.

We are from a different society, sir. And we can't get married. Our gender is also different. So have you ever met your girlfriend's family? Oh, sir, they had just come. Two months ago, I mean, my girlfriend said that she wanted to entertain them completely.

Hmm. My girlfriend said that she wants to entertain me. So I was totally impressed. I told her so many jokes that she enjoyed it.

What jokes did you tell her?

She said that take care of our daughter after marriage. So I said that this is my first marriage, I will take care of her after the second marriage. So we started laughing. I was laughing and I went inside and took out my stuff and asked for permission. I was so impressed that I got married. It's been two months, the wedding preparations are going on, I mean, they don't even have time to call. And my girlfriend has also given me space to tell a good joke. Be happy. When is your wedding? for I am a professional move oner. I move on quickly. There are some stages after a breakup that you have to live through.

First is, I die. I don't want to live, I want to die. But this time will pass, you hold on to your best friend. Don't be alone. The second stage is, we do the booze, get drunk and bitch. Oh, it's good that you left it. It was useless.

You deserve better. The third stage is, No, the stage was not that bad. They took good care of the stage. Then the fourth stage is, Oh, the stage was totally bad.

The stage was totally bad. Then the fifth stage is, Enough, let's go to the gym stage. The comes the fifth, it's enough, let's go to the gym stage. Sixth, which is this new girl stage. Seventh, again the stage is enjoying. Then in the eighth stage, sir, there is a contact stage from X , save me stage, otherwise this Patali stage. Then that girl also left the stage, this one also blocked the stage. The stage was not good.

Then?

Then,

with the help of my father, arranged marriage stage. And how much time does it take in between all these stages? It's a matter of one or two lives, everyone forgets. So, these were Bablu's boyfriends. If you are also a boyfriend like him, then share this video. If you are a girlfriend, then come to the comment box and abuse him.

Bablu ji, do you want to say anything? Sir, I would like to say that the link is in the description. Download the Sky Scanner app and surprise your girlfriend by going by flight. And we have been working hard for so many years. Sir, when will we have 2 million subscribers? girlfriend to surprise them flight say Jackie or it means all of this are a little minute carrying sir don't mean a subscriber's come home yet to a boyfriend he

because of the hair.

So sir, did they buy a friend? So I'm going to subscribe.

I'm going to make a match. You will go come on. She don't mean a subscriber's. We'll make sure you don't want to change.

Don't want to change. Don't want to change.

You get that. Like Joshi, our marriage should also be separate.