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Fears To Fathom: Woodbury Getaway

Fears To Fathom: Woodbury Getaway

Markiplier

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Fears to Fathom.

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Woodbury Getaway.

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Have I played this? Much like many people asked if I played that one in the Firewatch Tower. No, I have not and I didn't play that one before. It just so happens there's a bunch of horror games that take place in Firewatch Tower. Just like there's a bunch of horror games that take place in a house at winter. This one released last year, I think around September. The next one in the series is actually gonna release pretty soon here. And I need to catch up to that so I can be topical in all the games that need to come out

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and I'm not gonna constantly be playing catch up. But I don't care. This is what I'm doing.

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Episode playtime, two hours?!

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I can do that. Now that I don't have to run off to go edit a movie, I don't have to constantly be thinking about things like that. I could just keep playing. December 8th. No, that's a lie Needed coffee to get done with the day Company Apache synergy velocity grow

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Hmm Oh Aliens!

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Oh! Wait...

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Oh!

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Wha?

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This makes me wanna play like a Typing of the Dead, I've not d-

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What is it?

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Yeezy, yeezy, yeezy, yeezy. My accuracy is not as great as it should be. I'm getting it. I don't have my wrist rest, which...

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Okay, boys, forward.

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Probable send. So I don't need to press space. Space is actually what's tanking my accuracy here. Which feels wrong to me. Is it phrase... Oh, betweener! I wish I had my wrist rest. Why is my wrist rest not here?

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Eh.

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Rise, point, season, open.

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Why am I doing this? Wait, wait, why am I doing this?

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Ah, I gotta keep going.

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Why am I doing this?

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This doesn't make any sense.

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I shouldn't be doing this. Adequate, banks book name problem

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Hey bitch moment garden student head rope

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Maybe this is all clues for the game. Oh I made it. Okay. I don't know why I was doing that. Why did I even do that? I don't know

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Okay, unable to execute. Uh, poop.

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No, I'm not gonna search for poop. I'm feeling unlucky. Uh, aliens.

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Uh, search.

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Damn it.

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There's probably like a password for this. Damn. Frick. damn it there's probably like a password for this damn frick no no all right get me out of here all right let's get on with the actual game here like I said I really needed a cup of coffee that's not what you said you said you needed a cup of coffee to carry on with the work okay Okay, actually that is exactly what you said But I took it differently. I took that like you were telling a story about how you did need

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To get a cup. I'm dumb. Okay, just everyone bear with me here But I don't I don't know what I'm talking about. Most of the time couldn't leave just yet. I had to get coffee All right Jaysums.

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Jamminy Christmas. Let's see. Epsil Solicitors Office, Shepherd Title Group, Sui-ah-maritime consulting.

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Anybody got any coffee? Yum yum yum yum yum yum. Needed to prepare a cup of coffee. Hi-yah.

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3:49

Ah!

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Needed water. Why does it have to go completely black?

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Nice. plaque nice I love my blood coffee

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all right one shot Oh lid well you don't really need that do you hey he's got the elements for a great like coffee shop horror game already that that worked great sip chug needed to use the restroom oh well good for you hey what's up man what do you want sit I'm trying to get this done I was just checking if you need anything can't these clients ever make up their minds I know what keeps you here so late again? Just finalizing the report.

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So...

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Can you come back later? Hey listen, I'm trying to get this done now. Can you come back later? Fine. Anybody else here? Anybody else working? Anybody else...

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Anybody else I can bother? I was done with it.

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Fuck it.

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Like I give a shit.

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What's over here?

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Huh.

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Beautiful.

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Okay.

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I'm a lady! That's one way to discover. Well there I am- well that's not the toilet.

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I uh... Look. well there I am well that's not the toilet I look nope there we go ah how it pulled something in my shoulder trying to pee. Oh, God. This is a rough one, everybody.

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Holy shit, I actually pulled my shoulder doing that. Ah! Ah! Ah! Man, I hate that we all have this horrible, intense, painful experience every time we have to go to the bathroom. Am I right, people? It's a common human experience. We all have to deal with it huh if only the medical science was able to fix it

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fucking what the fuck hi the fuck is wrong with you whoa ma'am sorry I didn't know anyone is in here you always give me a heart attack I'm so sorry shouldn't knock before I came in but there isn't usually anyone in here this late that's fine you's fine, you were just doing your job. Again, I'm sorry, I usually do knock, but I'm a little bit frustrated tonight. Must have slipped my mind. What is he frustrated?

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Oops! Oooooh, well yeah, that's me actually.

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Did someone raise you in a barn? There's trash cans all over the office. Act like an adult and use them. I'm sorry. Don't want to be here all night picking up coffee cups. Have a good night. Why am I crouching? I think I just panic pressed that. It's- it made the whole scene a little more intimidating when I was low.

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Anyway, he- you know, he's right to call me out on that I am I am in the wrong there that is actually my bad that is actually 100% my bad Wow all right hold on yeah you're right there are trash cans everywhere okey-dokey and I get another cup of coffee oh my god I can I'm gonna throw it on the ground how dare he tell me who I am I I get another cup of coffee? Oh my god, I can. I'm gonna throw it on the ground. How dare he tell me who I am! I already made a cup of coffee.

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Well, not my problem. care who is ringing on my phone why do I have all these boxes next to me I say with boxes all over the floor next to me what go for Sydney Harp it's Mike Oh

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Mike you have a voice I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours it just keeps going to voicemail my battery dies at the worst times now I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me no it even cut out a client of the worst times. No, it even cut out a client earlier, I'm guessing.

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Work has been overwhelming lately! That sounds rough good thing. I called to cheer you up About our trip did you get a chance to book the rental house? Just really wanted to see you and Nora I was gonna do it. I don't want to stress you out as long as you book it tonight. I think it'll be fine. Hey I

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Was thinking since we both live in the city. Maybe I could pick you up and ride together It'd be nice to catch up You know save on gas and relive the good old days just a little bit of Mike and Sydney time before Nora gets there Who are you Mike who are you I guess I'll let you get back to work then oh Wait one more thing when you book the rental Please make sure to keep it under $100 a night Dora and I were talking and she's been on a pretty tight budget things haven't been going very well for her just like the old

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college days you always had a knack for finding the best spots I should really make the book and now right of course sorryappin. I'm just excited. I guess. All right. Talk to you later, Harp

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See ya, Mike Huh, I guess I'll do this booking

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Booking Oh Booking

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Booking I did not type that. Where am I going?

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Ward the burr Woodbur!

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Mmm, that is expensive. Peaceful cabin area, entire home flat, private room in nature, cozy lodge, private cabin in Woodbury, entire guest house, open villa. Well, that is pretty good.

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Can I read the r- nope.

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Okay.

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Book! No reviews, no.

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Alright, book!

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Booking been confirmed. Hey. Hey, I'm assuming you get hundreds if not thousands of stories sent daily, so I'll give you a basic rundown of something that happened to me. I'm sorry if some of it is written weird, but I was rushed. When I was in my early 20s, I worked at a big consulting firm in my city.

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Life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines, client meetings, and trying to prove my worth, which didn't leave much room for leisure, let alone a social life the job paid well sure but at the expense of my mental peace

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So I'm Sydney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days one of my college friends Mike

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Suggested that we take a weekend getaway to rural Vermont Which sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of work and my other friend Nora was quick to jump on board as well Plan was simple. We rent a cabin close our shift early on Friday leave and be back on Monday Mike came to pick me up two days later Fucking what the fuck Mike is that you my Mike man Mike got some character assassination here. I'm not gonna lie Oh, I know that so I thought you were Mike No, you're fine. Sorry. I know that was probably probably really rude of me to

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Be like I thought you were Mike. How do I how do I how do I answer oh oh hey my suitcase hey how do how do I answer I there was no way to answer Mike so I Mike? Sorry, I thought that was Mike. Beep, beep. That goes fine, I guess. okay yeah you miss no thanks you look good thanks for picking me up wouldn't have it any other way it'd be nice to have company on the way uh-huh you can store your stuff in the

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back get our way Okay, we'll do Damn it. Oh nice. That won't go anywhere. All right, then. Are you ready to hit the road? Where's Nora? She'll meet us there the route through the city would have been a detour for her anyway all right then harp okay 426 p.m. it started it was starting to snow that was actually a gift from my co-worker Ricky said she found it in a garage sale and it reminded him of me somehow. I can see a resemblance. It's cowboy spirit, I guess. Uh-huh

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Can't wait for this woodbury getaway I played a game like this once where I'm This exact scenario was going on harp, isn't it weird we used to dream about escaping our college and now here we are dream about escaping college It's not like they hold you hostage there and you're paying to be there. You know that right? You pay to be in college. Okay, it's pretty voluntary

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Trying to escape from the life we wanted to live.

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Isn't that why you're in college?

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To-to get to the experience?

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To escape the-the-the-the life?

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Couldn't wait to...

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Funny how that works.

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Change is just hard. Oh, Rick. Speaking of jobs... How's your new job going? We're working on this project that uses machine learning to predict market trends. It's pretty cutting-edge stuff. You know, I never understood what do consultants even do?

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We consult. That- oh. Oh my god, a bus. You remember school? You see that school bus? See what? The school bus back there by the old house. Maybe it's a project. You know, someone's idea of turning it into a tiny home on wheels or something.

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I've read people do that on the internet. Yeah, there wasn't really anything weird about that bus. I see buses parked outside of houses all the time.

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When I was growing up, it was fine.

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Totally normal.

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Yep. normal yep well someone oh I thought those tire tracks you know this is oh my god Mike Mike more we're fine that was close it came out of nowhere nope it was exactly on the road you know I read on the internet that in Native American lore seeing a deer cross your path is like getting a message from the universe. Uh-huh. Go on. Kind of message.

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What- what kind of message?

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Got some tunes on this thing? How far is it now? Should be about an hour and a half from here. You know, driving through the snow kinda feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic space.

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Uh-huh.

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Look at the way the snowflakes swirl around the headlights. It's like stars and galaxies rushing past us.

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Uh-huh.

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Yep.

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Kind of beautiful.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Heh. uh-huh

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Man I'm doing the character assassination here Yo harp check that out what

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Mo's pizza. Oh god

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All right, thanks, yeah blind every everyone just get

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You know harp I gotta tell you these new GPS systems or something else Speechery is exactly where it appeared on my GPS I'm gonna get out now

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Thanks Mike come on in Harp. Uh-huh. Help. Help me. I'm sure you'll be fine. You can have some coffee when you get back to the studio. Jerry, you cannot be serious. You know my doctor said not to drink any caffeine. Sounds like someone's having a bad day. Maybe you should cool off.

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You little shit. Why can't you go out here and deal with the snow instead of me?

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I've been working here for six years and I never get to report somewhere nice.

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Listen, Phil, I'm just clearly the better looking one. Shit, why can't you go out here and deal with the snow instead of me? I've been working here for six years and I never get to report somewhere nice.

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Listen, Phil, I'm just clearly the better looking one. You can worry about where you'll report once you get that rhinoplasty.

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17:54

Rhinoplasty? Why would I need rhinoplasty? My face looks perfectly fine.

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You could also use some Botox while you're at it. Actually, maybe you should just work as a studio light engineer behind the camera. I think it would be a better field of work for you.

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You only got your job because your sister works at the mixing board. You would have never been able to work here if it wasn't for her. I'd like to see you work the E&G sometime.

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How dare you! I'm a certified news anchor!

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Certified? Yeah, my ass, okay? you didn't do shit how about I come by the studio and

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we settle this like men oh yeah you got it you got it guys you got it guys you

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We're just here to enjoy our pizza. I Hope you enjoy your meal

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Fine you enjoy that too. Hi Bye all right. Hi. Bye, alright. Hi. How you doing my friend?

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I'm pretty hungry. See. Are you here for the pizza? I was just looking for a little help. Maybe I can help you. Maybe you can, but you go and get some pizza first, Amy will catch up. Alright.

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How's the pizza? Well my dear, you absolutely can't go wrong with the pepperoni here at Moe's. Every bite reminds you of a story. What brings you to Moe's? We're to a cabin. What better you say? Beautiful place you used to camp there when I was a younger man.

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Something about being out in the wilderness, nothing but the stars... I'm not gonna talk to any of you. Give me my pizza! Can I have a pizza, please? Mo? Mo? Please? Anybody? Hi. Any recommendations? Get the cheese. Just the cheese. Alright, I'll get the cheese. Just cheese. Ah I want the cheese Just the cheese for me cheese cheese

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Whoa, hey

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I'm the earner order number 27. Grab a seat. Call you. Okay, I should have done that first cuz then I could have gone around the whole room and Actually talk to people beforehand And your face he's great there's nothing wrong with your face Oh

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Hey, wait a minute, I don't like that interesting

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That is a

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Ha-ya-ha-ha-ya Oh, oh I did get the cheese just like you asked So anyway long sniff, huh smells so good in here

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Smells suspicious Now what about a headshot right there? Oh, right. I forgot I have a phone Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss The long and short of it is one of my clients needs a last minute change. Their payments are about the only thing keeping the lights on. I hate to leave so late, but I've gotta keep them happy. I'll have this logo done before you know it, and be on my way.

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22:17

Well, that's sad. Do we, uh... Why are you talking to the... You're talking to the drink machine see yeah I just saw it's a bummer what can we do don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about what what did you say what huh what's up okay yep finally I must have missed what you said I wasn't paying attention. All right, please. Yes. Thank you mine

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Do we sit down are we taking this on the road Are you folks are all set. Thank you. I Got the cheese just like you asked buddy

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It's pizza slaps can't believe Nora's missing out on this bomb ass pizza. I find it fascinating how much these games have eating being part of it.

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Just like...

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This horrible fucking eating sound in my EARS! Hey there my friends!

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Hello.

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I saw y'all pulling in the driving and the- It's- uh, you're just watching the- Alright, that's right. Mind if I hitch a ride? Where's your- where are you headed? Road takes me. Bit of an adventure.

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Just hiking trails.

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Let's see.

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What do you say? Care to give this free spirit a ride down to that snowy road? Sure. Hold on a second. I don't think you we need to discuss this They sure feel free to jump in. I'm not sure if we have extra space for another passenger See, I'm sorry. I didn't think of that surely you can find just a little room for me I can ride in the middle hell all right in the bed Let's see. It's my friend's car. I'm sorry. Gotta be shitting me lady. There's no space

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Scared of me or something. Hey, I'd let him I said yes. Yeah, fuck you You know you're fucking you try me. I'll eat your eyes You threatening us I know what I said was a threat. Yeah, get me all wrong. Sorry. I'm just tired and all Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll eat your fucking eyes.

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Oh my.

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Ew. Why? Why?

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Are you serious? How are you gonna let a stranger ride with us in the middle of nowhere? They seem harmless. You never know these days for all we know it could have been another Ted Bundy, Herb. I'm not eating the rest of this. It's all around me anyway, fuck it. Alexian, replace every eating sound with something, um, that you'd use to cover up sounds in Hooniepop. You actually eat the crust? Whatever, I don't care about this. This is so so unimportant I want to be done with this fucking awful fucking awful I

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Don't care I don't care get me out of this fucking pizzeria. I got the trucks keys All right, drive slow yada yada. Okay, go. Yeah, I can bleh who cares fuck you. Yeah Genuinely bothers me genuinely bothers me

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There's no point to it. There's no point to it. Your hometown station bringing you the best tunes to warm your hearts on this chilly night. As we embrace the first snowfall of the season, there's nothing like

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a perfect song to set the mood. So here's a track that'll make you feel

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Looks like the place

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It's one way to take the scenic route I crashed Mike's truck, okay. No I didn't I thought that was it. It looks just like the place. Isn't that the place?

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No, I drive in silence. I don't know if anybody knows this about me, but I do I drive I drive actually in silence It's one way to take the scenic route oops

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Hold on hold on take it wait hold on hold on stop going forward and I'll be able to get out of your way. Stop going forward, and I'll get out of your way. Stop going forward, and I'll get out of your way.

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Alright, fine.

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Good thing Mike's taking that quite casually. Am I going the right way?

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I don't know. You said you had GPS. I told you driving in the snow was no joke. I don't know what you're talking- you said that there was GPS here. You even talked about that in the previous scene. You talked about it. Where's the GPS? How do I do the handbrake? How do I drift this thing? Am I going the right way? Are you gonna say anything at all about the guidance?

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Is anybody gonna help me guide? Just anybody? No? anything at all about the guidance is anybody gonna tell me guide just anybody no Woodbury all right so we made it to Woodbury so now what I don't need to stop I drove past our cabin at first. What do you mean you drove past our cabin at first? Where is it? This way? Wait, are you saying that it was on that road?

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Okay, hold on. There's no GPS. There's no GPS. I have a phone and there's no GPS. It doesn't make any sense. Is that it? Is this it? Is this the place? Feels like it might be the place And this should be it. Okay, thanks for letting me know beforehand Thought you're just gonna keep driving there. Well, you know, no one told me to stop. That's kind of the thing No one told me to stop. Give me that

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Mmm quaint

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Okay, so we got 5176.

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Nice.

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Alright, I got house keys.

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Huh. Oh, hi.

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Ta-da! Nice. Alright, I got house keys. Huh. Oh, hi. Tada! Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Quaint. Wow.

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Hi-ya!

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Wow. This is nice. It's very nice. Oh man, 99 and 99 a night? That's great. That's a great price. Ouija board! Smells so nice here. I'm gonna hit the john. Take your time. Groceries away. Can I put these groceries away? I got a Ouija!

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Man, I got a Ouija board. We're gonna Ouija it up. Trust me. Trust you me. Need some help in there? Alright, I'm gonna put the groceries aw- I'll leave that open.

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I like the cold air, very brisk. Had to open the cooler first, yeah, sure. Nope. Wah! Alright, I'm gonna leave this open. Go check out upstairs. I had to pee.

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I HAVE TO PEE!

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Whoo, sorry about that, you okay?

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Long drive and all that pizza really did a number on me.

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Tch.

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All the groceries were put away.

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Alright.

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Hold on, I gotta pee. Hang on, I gotta pee. Hang on! I gotta pee! I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. Get out of the way. Ha! Oh. So the smell alone told me the pizza had really done a number on Mike.

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Escape to text Rick. Alright. We have checked in. Alright. And I'm up! Who needs to wipe? Not I. It's just the scariest hand-washing I've ever heard. Alright, what's this?

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Basement?

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Oh, fuck yeah, get me out of there. Mmm, now this is what I'm talking about.

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Huh, spooky.

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Oh, wait, what?

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Ah!

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Fucking, what the fuck? What the hell?

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Ugh, good one, check it out. Sounds good to me, let's see what this place has to offer.

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After you.

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Yup! Good one. Check out. Sounds good me. Let's see what this place has to offer after you. Yep

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Jesus Christ, don't do that Spooky basement you scared. I wonder what this guy doesn't want us to see Probably his personal things man, probably nothing you need to worry about nice chair. Oh

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Boy, there's definitely gonna be a power outage here. I bet I bet Hey, did you see that I got a Ouija board Did you see the Ouija board?

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See the Ouija you wanted Ouija living room is bigger than my apartment. Well, yeah, it's a house. It's how it works

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I'm leaving that open

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you gotta do anything about that you gotta jump to my defense all right I'll fuck you up hey you're here who are you welcome to my home sweet home what a lovely young couple no no no no no no not a couple not a couple not at all not at all a couple not at all yeah this this this you think this and me this gross yeah no I'm so that hard just answering his question he didn't ask a question he made a statement you never mind oopsie-daisy silly me didn't mean to cause a stir with you two we didn't

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expect anyone to be here oh um I was out looking for my cat earlier and I remember the TV was been on the fritz here. Just thought I'd stop by, try to get it working again since the last few folks left a bad word for it. You know, they say treat your guests like family. My family doesn't go without TV. Speaking of that, why are your eyes going different directions? Now that you folks are here, let me show you around my sweet home. It'd be a bad owner if I didn't give you the grand tour.

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Uh-huh.

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Host was a middle-aged man with a nervous energy. Right from the start, his presence made us uncomfortable. Here's your shower. That thing will make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, this sink doesn't work, Unfortunately, I'll get it fixed for you Okay Uh-huh look carp this room has a nice-ass view. Yeah, I think that's nice mister. Wait till I show you the deck

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Follow me now please uh-huh are you coming miss uh-huh uh-huh nice ass view there hurry up hurry up hurry hurry up hurry up hurry up Wow that is, uh, uh, that is a backyard. That, that is a backyard. What can I do you for? You seein', you seein' this, Mike? You seein' this? Holy smokes, this is incredible.

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Uh huh.

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Glad you like it, mister. This is one of my favorite spots. The view of the creek is beautiful.

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It's a great spot for fishing too. All right folks. Let's head back in before I catch the cold here again

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This

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This is legitimately the most mid view actually it might be below mid if I actually had to be perfectly honest hi here's the storage room if you need anything tools a good baby baby baby thanks what did he say was I say hi I don't know what the last thing he said. Something about mouthwash? Did he make a mouthwashing reference or something?

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That's fine.

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Yeah, we already know. See, already stocked up. See, the knob. Turn the knob for more cooling. Down to cool it off. What?

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Keep it low in the winter. The bill gets out of control. I better show you folks the water heater I already been here man already been down here man um nothing to worry about down here just the water heater and some old storage stuff if it ever stops working just hit the button at the bottom that pilot light will fire right

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back up and you'll be back in business walkie-talkie could you uh expedite this hey sir what's the deal with that room over there? Nothing you two need to concern yourself with I kind of use this basement as storage renters don't need the space They really ought to keep upstairs. Okay. Well, I was just curious. Oh Airbnb owners have a room where they don't want you to go

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It's the most uncommon thing I've ever seen. But definitely this guy probably has many many bodies stashed there.

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For sure.

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100% there's gonna be dead bodies everywhere. What are you doing? What are you- What are you doing? What are you doing? What do you think you're doing?

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Huh?

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You- Oh no. Oh no, did I stuck him? Did I get him stuck? I think I got him stuck I think he might be stuck spooky ambiance oh shit Oh no, he's actually stuck, isn't he?

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Oh shit. Oh goddammit.

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Oh fuck off.

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Oh no.

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Oh, there we go.

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Did I mention- well, no well no I only keep this to myself The fellow I bought this house from told me his mother died down here some guests have reported hearing voices And I said they could hear something shuffling around down here not to scare you folks But if I were you I wouldn't really step down here The looks on your faces Come on now. I'm just joking.

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Okay, good man. I thought I was stuck there. At this point, my creep meter was quietly pinging around. Six out of ten.

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Gotta find that damn cat.

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Uh-huh.

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You tell me there's a cat here. By the way... What's the name of the booking it must be good I must be getting old it's Sydney ah Sydney that's right pretty name for a pretty girl let me hear that dude super weird very weird this see if there's anything good on the TV I'm gonna shower let me know if it feels like you're under a waterfall what a weird guy can't I take a shower here I was keen on taking shower

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upstairs why why why was I why was I keen on that why up here where I'm completely alone and all these doors are gonna be open. Yeah, this seems good. All right Hope no one's on the other side of this I didn't lock it and damn hello What the hell la la pies yeah hi check this out fishing rod in the shed gonna catch dinner that would have been a pretty epic addition to the trip I don't know

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it's cold out there come on ARP what would make this trip more epic than catching our own freaking dinner I guess it could be fun. Hell yeah, follow me. There's another rod in the shed. So we can both give it a shot. I am literally naked. From the shower I just-

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I have not put on anything besides this towel, and I don't even know if I put on the towel. Alright, whatever. Ah, brisk. So, uh, I'm guessing you don't know how to fish, do ya? OHHHHH! You want to grab the other fishing rod, Harp? Yeah. Oh, snap, I saw a killer recipe for baked carp. I'll need to catch three carp though. You up for the challenge? Yes.

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Well, first things first, we need to right bait for the carp. Check out this bait information board. Whenever you're ready, grab the carp bait and let's head to The creek we're going to catch some carp harp Don't make rhymes with my name ever Left mouth button to get close crank bait carp sweet corn or

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cheese Cheese or sweet corn cheese I have cheese. I have cheese. I'm going now. Are we going? Is this- are we- are we good?

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Whenever you're ready, grab the carpet and let's head to the creek.

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I am- I- I did. Oh, I needed to

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actually grab it, okay.

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It's kind of nice here, I guess. Come on, harp, it's this way. I am literally... what do you mean? What do you mean? What? Anyway, oh gasoline, good good that's good

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all right hope these carp are biting today it's too far to cast oh you're not gonna tell me what button to press to get it are you never mind wait a deed to move the slider okay this is horrible all right I

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Got a car they say whenever there's one carp, there's always more who who says that where have you ever heard that?

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There's another carp just one more carp left you got this, it's all up to me apparently.

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Alright, we did it. You wanna head back and throw these in the oven? Let's do it. Woof. Woooo. Woof. Woooo. Woof. woof woo

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woof

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up okay we're fine everything's good everything's great everything's great everything is good. Hey, wait a minute, our fridge!

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While I'm cleaning the fish, do you mind prepping the marinade?

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Sure.

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Bowl, throw, ginger paste, cooking oil, oh god. Alright. I don't know why this is opening. Can I please get rid of this? I really want to get rid of this.

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There we go.

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What did you say? What was it?

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What was it? Bowl through ginger paste cocoon? Oh my god.

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Whew.

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Ah, thank goodness. Okay.

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Salt.

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Black pepper. Paprika. That's paprika. Italian seasoning. Ginger garlic paste. Sure.

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Olive oil.

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Alright.

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Olive oil. Yogurt. That's frozen yogurt it said on there but whatever. Uh, you want, what, okay. Throwing the fish in the marinade in the casserole while I chop these veggies. Had to add the fishes first.

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Where'd the fishes go? Where'd you put the fish?

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Oh, I see.

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I'm...

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Okay.

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Carb are gonna taste amazing. What we ever- how about we play some board games? I saw some in the living room next to the living room. I guess we could. Grab whatever catches your eye. Can't wait to see you pick a- what you pick. I saw some in the room next to the living room.

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Oh, the room next to the living room? Oh, you talking to the room next to the living room. Oh the room next to the living room. Oh, you're talking to the room next to the living room?

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Ouija board we're gonna Ouija it up We're gonna Ouija board. Oh Snap, is that a Ouija board? Molly once told me she contacted her dead grandma through one of these boards I can't stand her spiritual bullshit. Hey, remember how the dude was acting weird about the basement. What if we tried this down there? That's the best idea I've ever heard You've got a real brain on you Mike. You may not be as stupid as I've always said you were and

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Also it as you look and you look Really stupid Where are we doing this on the ground? What are we doing?

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Watch out for spiders down here.

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Where are we doing this? Where are we doing it? Here on this tiny table?

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Perfect spot.

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Oooooookay.

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Pfft.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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You know what will make this even spookier? What now? Let's turn off all these lights and see if this thing really works. That's the best idea I've ever heard! Even better than that last great idea you had. You might be a genius. You might be some kind of big smarty. Don't we need a candle? Oh my god. You know how this works, a candle oh my god you know this works Harper yeah I know how this works all right then you go first are there any

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spirits you want to talk to us oh shouldn't I have my hand on this too oh Oh my god. What the hell? Oh my god.

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Oh I am on it.

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Oh my god.

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No way. Are you moving it? That wasn't me. Okay I got one too. How's the afterlife treating you buddy oh gee oh the goon good good did you live in this

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God it's really for goo goo Go my turn

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Come on buddy give us a sign let us know you're here Oh God, oh Holy crap, what the hell Mike wait for me I'm not usually one to believe in ghosts or spirits Lights on I'd be lying couldn't open the door. Oh My god oh oh my god oh yeah all right there's some freaky shit going on down there harp that was weird the weird part is that you ditched me you mean weird how you left me what the hell I figured you would move your ass too would have been

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nice if you eject give her her to fight or? Sydney, I'm sorry, okay? Okay, fuckin' What the fuck ever

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That was a fast 30 minutes

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Oh wait, no it wasn't! Jesus Christ, spit your hands!

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Holy shit, man

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You, alright, it's fine

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Show's about to come on, you wanna watch TV while we eat? Let's do it. You're not gonna plate me? Alright, fine.

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Jesus.

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Some service here.

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I'm gonna sit, okay?

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I'm just- I'm just-

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Yo, I'm here.

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Hit it, buddy! Mayonnaise flows down the river like a mayonnaise water park. So first, we are going to prepare the asparagus. Season these with a lot of salt. Salt is good for the bones. After letting these simmer in the salt bath, we can start making the chocolate and take a couple cocoa beans yes the cocoa beans need to be blended into the sauce with the little bit of

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vinegar that was some damn good food twice as good since we caught it ourselves it was good great team anyway we need to check your emails real quick we're taking a break from work. Oh my god, I can't even hear you man.

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I can't hear you.

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This is gonna taste like shit.

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But, here you are.

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Okay.

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Don't worry, I'll clean it. Frick. I did oh no I see hope that was Mike Okay. Look guys, I'm not tryingAM what's up what's up man whoa fucking what gotcha you're lucky I didn't break your nose my good looks you're half the charm harp don't mess him up I totally got you it's not cool is this a joke you'll go for not cool. It's just a joke. You wanna go for the next round? Next round.

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How about a game of hide and seek? I'll get you back for this. Whatever you say, Sydney Arbor. Alright, you're on. I'll count to ten. How old are we? I mean, I- uh, what the fuck I decided to hide in the basement sure I sure did God I sure did the fuck what did you what could play hide-and-seek what do you

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mean I'm not hiding the bitch man for my hide-and-seek we'll go hidey-seeky in the fucking basement why it's not hiding the nook under the stairs I didn't even know that was there I'm gonna not hiding the nook under the stairs I didn't even know that was there I'm gonna hide in the nook under the stairs I decided to

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hide in the nook under the stairs hope he doesn't find me I Hee hee! Huh?

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Ah ha! Got you!

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That wasn't even a challenge, I figured you'd be good at this ever since I never find you in the city.

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Uh huh.

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Alright, my turn to hide now.

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You know what people do in their own time is totally fine. It's- it is completely fine. I'm not gonna judge them. You better close your eyes, start counting. Oh, you know it.

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Close my eyes, I guess I'm coming Hmm. Probably wouldn't be in this shed. This door was closed. Ah ha!

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Got you!

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Hang on, Arp. I think I heard something upstairs. Fool me once. Okay, I have one. No kidding, sweetie. I heard something sliding up there.

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You didn't hear it? No, I did not. I swear on my life I heard something. I see this attic access door here.

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Uh-huh. Hi. Couldn't reach it without a stepstool.

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Good, check it out. You're taller than me. Why don't you go? I think, uh, my shoulders are too broad.

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Where are you hiding these shoulders? Seriously, Sidney, I don't think I would fit through. Use that stepstool behind you and climb up. What stepstool? You seen a stepstool? What stepstool? You got a stepstool somewhere that I don't? You seen a stepstool here? You got- you- stepstool where? What stepstool?

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55:35

Oh God, there's a bad sign Whoa, whoa. Oh, it's a cat. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, there was a cat here. I remember hi kitty Everything has a logical explanation. Except for the thing that's RIGHT BEHIND ME!

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Uh-huh.

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Looks like you aren't the only pussy in the house It was just a cat. Oh, that's a relief. I was worried there for a minute. I Think she was hungry. Oh, yeah, maybe we can give her one of the carp after I find you again

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I don't want it. Why are we?

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Society hide in the tool shed in the backyard because of course I did said I'd in the tool shed in the backyard because of course I did.

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I died in the tool shed.

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He'll never see me here. I'm actually curious. All you, all you adults out there of any age, but let's say it's out of college. How many of you guys played hide and seek just on the casual? Anybody? I truly, I wanna know. No one's gonna mock you mercilessly in the comments.

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No one.

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Did I see something?

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This would be a terrible spot if I was playing for real. Cause there would be footprints leading right to it. I mean, there would be already footprints kinda going back and forth, but the freshest ones would be the ones going inside when we did before. So therefore... already footprints kind of going back and forth but the freshest ones would be the one going inside when we did before so therefore oh no

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bah-ha there you are no I took me a while to figure out you left the house anything worth doing this is like close those pretty eyes now I'm getting tired look I'll hide in the house we're headed headed back anyway. You find me, we'll go to bed. I'm closing my Mike, I'm gonna be pissed. He wouldn't think that I would look in the basement again. He's trying to trick me.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Alright, fine. yeah ah ah ah all right fine oh god if I find him upstairs like sprawled out naked in a on a bed like he tries to make this his move gonna be uh not great Not great. Balcony?

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Balcony? Nah, I would've seen him. Wait, what if he's up in the attic? Would make sense.

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Move on! WHAA?!

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Wha-? Huh? Huh?

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Mwah!

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What's happening here?

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What's- what's the problem?

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Oh, hey there. Why are you back in here again?

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I'm fixing the faucet you got a problem with that. You should have told us mrs. My house, I don't need to check in with you every time I fix something I've never seen anyone fix a faucet with a hammer before you ever fixed many faucets yourself young man Didn't think so so I'd imagine you don't know what tools you'd need here. How long have you been here? Just got here a couple minutes ago Heard anything before that it must have been that old lady remember look we need to go to bed now You're asking me to leave miss

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No, Rick. She's being polite. We rented this house and would like to have it to ourselves I we really don't need to call one a lot have to call law enforcement Yeah, hmm You know cops in Woodbury son. You think they're gonna arrest the homeowner for fixing the faucet I was just doing some work if you can't handle that it's your problem. Not mine You know what you folks don't like me fixing the faucet. I'll leave you to it

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Thanks

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Don't call me if it starts leaking again, you got it you lock the door All right Call me if it starts leaking again. You got it. He locked the door. Alright. Where were you anyway?

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Where were you?

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Where were you?

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Probably in the attic. After locking the door, we debated what to do. We agreed that there was something off about Rick from the start. It seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced in the end we decided Rick was weird but probably harmless we attributed his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness look we already drove all the

1:00:35

way out here let's just enjoy ourselves Mike said but by this time I was feeling really tired I decided to get some rest 1139 p.m. is Nora gonna show up Oh Nora Nori Nori ah what a fuck are you still awake hard to see when someone's knocking you mind Nori... Ah! What the fuck? Harper, you still awake? Hard to sleep when someone's knocking. You mind if I come in? I'd like to talk about something. No!

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Okay. Storm's really starting to get bad. I can already see the truck in the driveway. Hate that Nora's out there all alone. She'll be just fine, Sidney. Don't worry. I'm here to keep you safe. What? It's no problem at all guys are supposed to watch over the people they care about. What are you talking about?

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What a day, huh? This wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was going to go Sydney It's been a strange one Can you believe that guy he just keeps wandering around the house like he owns the place. He does own the place. You know exactly what I meant, Sidney. He shouldn't just barge in the place whenever he wants. We rented the damn house.

1:01:51

I mean, that guy's probably harmless, but I'm frustrated. You've also been a little difficult to deal with. You're right, Sidney. I'm really sorry. It'll help if we both get some sleep. What the fuck when you come sit by me Sydney why don't I don't what if I don't well why don't I do not uh-huh

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harp you know I've missed this us just talking it's been too long you know you don't have to sleep alone tonight would you be doing this if Nora was here you act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon huh I remember it being pretty awkward didn't start out awkward though Mike we had a lot to drink they sure did things happen I'm hoping maybe they can

1:02:51

happen again I guess I've been meaning to talk to you about that just let me worry about the details Sydney I cannot think Guys, I think I'm about 70 miles away from Blixberry and my stinking tire just blew out.

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My brother said he checked him a few days ago, but, well, you know how reliable Joseph is. Anyway, it's snowing and I'm on the side of the road on Highway 11 near Killington. There's a sign by the side of the road. Hard to see.

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I think it says Kent's Pond.

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I'm freaking the hell out. The snow is like half a foot deep and I can't get the lug nuts off the tire. I hate to ask, but can you just come get me or help change the tire?

1:03:43

I just wanna get to the house, drink some wine on the house and drive. Did you say seven or seventy?

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I really wish there was some text.

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You could send a text and then I could read it and then I could check back that same information. But timing on it, but I guess we can't leave nor stranded. No, we can't we better get ready No, Sydney, you stay here and get some sleep. There's no sense in both of us freezing. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure you're in pajamas I'm still dressed just settle in and I'll go get Nora. That's really nice. Mike. I always like doing nice things for you, Sydney Just be careful. Well, we'll finish talking about this later. Get some good rest and stay warm.

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If you really feel like we have to.

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Lock. Oh shit. Lock. Lock. Lock.

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Damn it. Alright, fine. Couldn't have gone to bed without locking the front door. That's a good point. I was trying to lock my door too. Hey, why don't you get some rest while I'm gone? Are you sure it's safe to drive in this weather? Don't worry. I've driven in worse. Besides, Nora's probably freaking out more than you right now. You're probably right. Look, make sure you take care of yourself, alright? Lock all the doors. You are right. How about a hug? I mean just in case you're asleep when I get back

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I kind of need one right now Not now Mike, all right fine. There you go, buddy Alright, that's the friend handshake. All alright. That is the handshake of friends right there Drive safe, buddy, pal

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Can't see a thing. Lock.

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Locked. Lock! I think I just have to cast the spell of lock on it. Back door locked? Lock! I've locked it There's a- there was just a fricking glowing orb there. I was keen on getting some sleep until Mike and Nora arrived.

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Yep!

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I am keen. Sleeping.

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Snore. Cough cough.

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Told myself things would get better if I could just get some rest. Nora always knew how to cheer me up and I needed it more by the minute. With her arriving soon I decided to rest in the meantime.

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Cough cough. soon I decided to rest in the meantime

1:06:31

someone was at the front door oh oh who could it be at this hour? Oh? Oh?

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Realizing that someone was outside this late at night was horrific

1:06:37

Hello?

1:06:38

Do you have any idea what time it is? Look friend I know it ain't ideal banging on your door in the middle of the night, but I'm in a bad spot here It's kind of not a ride from some friends, but they're running behind and won't be here for another two hours. You're not coming in, end of story. You fucking kidding me? You're gonna let me freeze to death out here. I didn't make you go hiking in a stow storm. Should have known you'd be as big a bitch as you- here as you were back in the pizza joint.

1:07:05

Heh. Think I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier? Figured maybe you'd give me a chance this time, but looks like you're still... unkind. Get out or I'll call the cops. Ain't no cops around here. Speaking of, I don't see your fella's truck here either. I'm dialing 911 right now.

1:07:22

Fine. Suit yourself. fellas truck here either I'm down 9-1-1 right now fine suit yourself I will suit myself I'm shooting myself right now I'm shooting all over myself and I'm also getting a knife where's that freaking lights there's a light switch no light switch around here somewhere but let me tell you something you'll get what's coming to you for leaving me out here! Karma's a bitch, my friend! You know what else is a bitch? A big ol' chef's knife.

1:07:48

Big ol' chef knife. Yeah, the door seemed irrelevant compared to how tired I was. Yep. Abstitutely. Couldn't keep my eyes open, I had to get some sleep.

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Alright.

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Good night! Night! At this point I had no choice but to call for help.

1:08:38

What happened?

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What do you mean?

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What happened? what do you mean what happened

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I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing right now. What am I doing? Open door Eric what the hell's going on here? Rick I'm glad I'm so glad you came oh thank God you're here explain the situation yeah I came as quickly as I could I wouldn't worry about him anymore oh why not still didn't feel safe opening the door okay what uh wait wait wait by the way where's your friend the guy who was with you earlier Mike he

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went to pick up our other friend. Hmm.

1:09:46

So you're all alone here right now, huh? Yeah, but my friends will be back soon. Uh-oh. Well, that was weird. Ahem.

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By the way, I found your cat.

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Storms like this bring out all kinds of folks. Not all of them know when to stay away. Yeah, don't I know it. Oh, Rick Wilson. Wait a minute. Come back over.

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What do you mean?

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Everything okay, miss? Yeah. Awful late for texting, isn't it? What are you mean I live in Burlington? Oh? Whoa everything okay miss yeah Awful late for texting isn't it who you talking to it's my friends. They're over there This would be a dumb thing to say you are not Rick. Are you? It's my friends. They're almost here Is that so Yeah, you can head back if you want. Yeah, thanks for coming by though.

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I'll be fine now. You can head back if you want. Sure about that? Yeah, I just overreacted. Maybe I should stick around, make sure everything's really okay. Let's see.

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You need to leave right now. What did you just say? Confront. This is my fucking house house I'll leave when I want to see you need to leave right now I don't think so if anyone's leaving

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this house it will be one of us well yeah that's what I'm getting at too hey

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hey whoa whoa where you what oh well that's not good hey hey wait wait wait

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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Well, that's not good. Eh? Eh? WAAAHH! I don't think so. If I was leaving my house, it will be one of us. Don't worry about that, buddy. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone.

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I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh Oh, what the fuck?

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Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck?

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Wait, wait, what the fuck?

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I thought he was gone. That's, oh, if I had to do that whole fucking thing over.

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God, fuck that. Ah, okay. So I had a suspicion that I needed to go up to the... ...the roof, but...

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...whatever. Hi, kitty, how's it going? So what am I doing Okay, clearly it wants me to do something here, so...

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Alright, whatever. Okay. I can't run

1:16:01

Hi, how's it going hello I told them everything that happened after Mike left Rick had called the cops the storm had quieted down by the time they arrived and of course the man was no bird to be seen on our drive back the whole night played over and

1:16:22

over in my head we think the man we secretly saw lived in that cabin when it wasn't being used and planned on robbing us during our stay, but the cops seemed to think it was more intent behind this man's actions aside from just robbing us. Rick asked me what the man looked like and after that he didn't ask any more questions. We think he knew more than he was letting on, but in the end he gave us a full refund

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And there was a cellar door that I completely forgot about I'm guessing that's where that locked door came from and why that guy was Able to unlock it. So he must have been able to get in and out of the house that way Now, uh, this is the fifth episode of this game series, right? And so, I am going to be less forgiving, given that it's the fifth one on this... in this episode series, right? Just like I gave a warning to Garden of Ban-Ban,

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to be like, you're on thin ice because at this point you're gonna have to start innovating on some things. And I'm gonna say the exact same thing for this one here. Which is that it's not bad and I like a lot of things going on. And in the beginning I really like the details of like throwing a coffee cup on the ground and then the janitor confronts you being like, Hey, I don't wanna be here.

1:17:41

And that was- that was fun and I I even I even like the kind of similar Recipes going on for these kind of things going into it and like the mechanics of like this the the hide-and-seek is like whatever I get that you might be trying to show that you can hide in certain spots around the house, whatever I think it's pretty contrived but it's a hey, I'm gonna find out which one of you still plays hide-and-seek as an adult Which could be many of you I you know, I don't know but usually one-on-one hide-and-seek isn't really something that I could imagine doing Saw it coming a mile away, but that aside it's not about that

1:18:16

It's not about that This game had an hour and ten minutes of filler and I'm not saying that all of that it didn't need some setting up of the story But it's very clear that from the get-go. There's something about this developer and food like that's like a that's like a thing I don't know what kind of thing it is, but there's something about food here. That is unnecessary absolutely not even like a ho-ho people are gonna find this uncomfortable just Absolutely unnecessary absolutely doesn't add anything to the story

1:18:46

Completely could be removed and it's not even like oh it needs to be shorter kind of thing is like this story Clearly didn't need that it didn't need it if an episode is shorter It's gonna be shorter but it's like it felt like that because all the other ones had like an hour and a half to two hours of content like with the the the the firewatch station There was actually a lot happening and there was some reason to go out and explore the woods The setting was bigger

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It was just large enough to fill that space right and I could be forgiving and I felt like that was interesting because you had a lot of stuff going on with the Computer and the filling out of the data and I'm fine with doing that kind of stuff because you don't know which pertinent to the plot right this one felt like a step backwards that tried to justify its length by putting things in there that didn't necessarily mean anything right the the entire relationship set up with this Mike character is difficult

1:19:41

and I know this is based on a true story there's no way to confirm or deny what actually it is but the relationship behind that and being in control of that, it just felt uncomfortable the entire time because the game is a horror story so every situation where you've been in in the previous episode has set you up to have uncomfortable situations with the people that you're with, right? And so you have this one-on-one and it's like there's no real understanding of what the dynamic of that relationship is

1:20:05

because from the very beginning, and it was voiced in the office and not voiced later in there so I couldn't glean any context of how the actor was portraying any of this information because it was there before, and the only context that we got from it was that it was awkward. There was an awkward laugh, literally written into the subtitles and delivered by the actor. That actor was not present for the rest of the entire game I don't know why I feel like if you're gonna start it that way you should probably deliver it that way

1:20:29

There was also a lack of polish that good and here's what I mean by polish going into it. This is the fifth episode I'm going to start expecting a lot more polish out of these things if you have a shorter story Then it should be tighter and you should polish it a lot tighter right? The driving. I hear the engine, I don't hear the road. I don't hear the other things that happen when you're driving. You don't need to have complexity but I'm driving in a snowstorm. All I hear is the engine.

1:20:56

You should hear the wheels going over the different types of things. This is what I mean. Like this is the fifth episode, the details that I'm expecting out of the 5th episode of this PAID SERIES of this PAID SERIES of games needs to have the detail that earns that 5th chapter in a PAID SERIES, right? I'm not saying it needs to have AAA quality, that's never what I'm saying

1:21:15

but if you're gonna have an episodic horror series, every one of them should be more detailed and more rich than the last or at the very least, AS detailed and AS rich than the last. Or at the very least, as detailed, and as rich as the last. However, this one, as I think everyone could say, given that the lookout one had a lot more cooking, and a lot more eating,

1:21:33

you know, but it was part of the daily ritual, the ritual of the daily experience of being in this lookout and doing all this, fed into that, right? This one didn't, because it was only one day and it feels like the story that was submitted is a lot shorter and didn't have a lot of substance and so when it's made into this thing and I get it is a

1:21:52

difficulty of the developer pulling from real stories they're not gonna always be as grand this is from a setting standpoint a kind of regression so I think at this point you kind of got to start adding in your own creative input to make it into something and this Might seem like I'm being mean here But once again, I must point out if there's a new developer in this new indie game

1:22:11

I have a personal philosophy that there shouldn't be too much criticism because it could be someone's first time doing this This is not their first time doing it. This is far from their first time doing it. So, given they have another one on the horizon that's coming up next in a month or two, and I will play it, but I'm going to review it. I am going to be a serious reviewer about it because there's just some things here that I think need to be addressed.

1:22:38

And I get it, it's tough being a solo developer and there's this expectation that you always got to deliver on things and I don't mean to say this like I don't think that there's Progression here because I think there's a lot of fun things going on, but it is also the same mechanic It's the same exact hide-in-a-closet mechanic. The killer is gonna get you if you speak, you know It's a recipe now And if I've played the last one if someone's going into this who has played all these other ones, the mechanic is the same.

1:23:14

And I think it got off to the wrong foot because of the mischaracterization of that relationship. There is a way to present a relationship between these two characters without starting it off being awkward, therefore all of these set pieces that you have them together with have more meaning, right? The chairs here and the fishing, that could have had a lot more meaning if you had taken a different approach to the setting. Instead of it being like, you know, this awkward thing like, oh man, I can't wait to get to know each other in there.

1:23:40

Maybe have the guy be more standoffish, being like, maybe it's weird from that perspective as opposed to being this way. And I know it came from a submitted story and that's it. But if you're a game developer and you're looking at this, you would either pick a story that could be more fleshed out or if you don't have an option, talk with the person that submitted and say like, since this is a work of fiction, since it's turning into a work of fiction and it's not gonna be based on truly true events cause there needs to be some play in it

1:24:05

start to lean into it

1:24:07

start to- start to characterize a bit more give there a reason given that Mike is the only person that we're interacting with the entire game the person that comes to our rescue, the person that leaves the person that guides through the entire experience goes to the pizza shop

1:24:19

all this stuff that- that relationship needs to not be empty. Or feel empty. And if you're trying to put things into there, I'm not saying you wrote it empty, I'm not saying you implemented it empty. I'm saying that there needs to be a deeper level there for people to discover. And one option might be to have him be more standoffish and kind of be like,

1:24:39

Fuck, Nora's not gonna be here, and I'm stuck with you. It doesn't mean that the character has to be like yearning for it Make if it's going to be awkward make it awkward from both Standpoints like it's kind of quiet and then those moments where it's like maybe we could have little bits of that coming together and you get Little catches of like oh there used to be something here between them But it was messy and now they're kind of apart and they're both standoffish and they're both like you know they have that moment of like a little

1:25:05

Glimmer of like oh you and I used to have a spark, but it's like well also I remember that thing and I'm I'm not over that it could be still Mike being like you didn't talk to me after what we What I thought we had so I was left with bitter feelings And so this this moment instead of it being like you know know, just patting the bed next to me, like, hey, why don't you have a seat? It's like, I get the instinct for that and being a horror game, like, Oh, let's make it uncomfortable for the main character, but it's like, it never came

1:25:31

across like that because the horror wasn't there. All was all there was there was the uncomfortability and given that the actual horror element of it, you know, didn't really land for me. It might have landed for other people, but it did feel very samey to everything else You had an opportunity here I think there was an opportunity here to do a little more with that and Make it a little deeper a little richer, you know

1:25:54

And I could be fine with a game that is of smaller scope than the previous one but if it's going to be a small scope I'm gonna like I said hit it harder on the polish and the actual details of it and the innovation of the game design and the kind of developing of the different ways that people can get scared in this and the setting things up instead of being, you know, here's this kind of scary guy, here's another kind of scary guy, here's your companion, he's a kind of scary guy.

1:26:20

If it's going to be a shorter story, it's got to be a better story. I think. Anyway, that's just my opinion. There was a lot in there. Lixian, edit that down, make it sound more comprehensive. I was just rambling off the top of my head. But!

1:26:30

Again, it's the fifth one in the series. The sixth one's gotta be an improvement. Or else I'm gonna be extra reviewery about it. So thank you everybody so much for watching! down in the comments below and let me know what you thought of this game. Am I completely off base about it or do you think I have some points there at least? Thank you and as always, So thank you everybody so much for watching! down in the comments below and let me know what you thought of this game. Am I completely off base about it or do you think I have some points there at least? Thank you and as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!

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