FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL VLOG... | driving to school + BTS supplies shopping

Don't forget your backpack. Lela, you look so unique. I love it. You're gonna totally stand... Mom, let's go forward!

I'll make it!

26 seats! Yeah! Your brain doesn't even have enough space for that much information. Welcome to first day of school! I'll be partying!

Bicycle!

No! I Just got back from an eight-hour road trip by the way What is wrong with you? events. Bro, Natita, we gotta do our thing because the huss are not liking it. Tito! This is one of the new pants we just got. Don't mind my room, it's kind of a mess. Tito, I like the other ones better. These are not gonna get you hussed. That's anti-huss right there. That was a while to let you get three shirts. No, I bought you more than three shirts. He's stressing Anyways until he finds his new clothing. I think you should go with the white shirt It's super cute, and I just think that it's scream. I'll get it three thousand the jeans I'm obsessed you know we literally cooked it up getting you these jeans look at how freaking cute that look

This is the fit what shoes oh my gosh the fire ass shoes. We got pull them out I don't know where those might be. My mom bought me some shoes too and I don't know where those might be I'm going fucking insane. These are like Husketter 3000's. Nelai! We have a situation! Remember when he and you went shoe shopping for Tito? Oh I told him about my black shoes, he bought them.

Show Nelai your dress. Tell me they're not Husketters. Tell me they're not Hususk getters in your line. Oh

This is worse, I fear he got that husk getters now this color

I like this face. I did this good and then we'll just style your hair in the morning

We're preparing him for middle school. Wait, what are we doing? Oh

You want to give clean boy? You don't want to give You know, I you look kind of oh she's better take four at once no, it's just

You know if you crash the stuff I'm not a boy or fuck no This is after, and he looks good! Hold on, let me put a few hairs in line. No, no, no, no, no! If some freaking threading yarn would come near his face, Tito's could.

I think those two.

Oh my fucking god!

Oh, that hurt.

Hello. Hi.

Okay.

How you gonna shave? You're too slow with it.

Surgery.

Tito, I have a clenching

I didn't even grip it Woah He's going into 7th grade with plucked brows

Dude our mom watches it and she's gonna kill us

Tito stay there don't move

Nelly no please

Nelly please don't fuck him up for his first day of school Nelly

You have to go shower

Cause I got that lotion in your hair

Nelly Say have to go shower because I got that lotion in your hair Nelly

Say goodbye to your brows

Nelly Nelly

Please careful Nelly

My shits look like the Megalodon's mouth

Well now they do Let me see stand up

Bro does not exfoliate

No you look good

You can't even tell the difference

I know you can't.

J, snooze one more time. Okay, snooze one more time.

Okay, fine, I'll get up.

It is 6.18.

You guys see the time, I hope you saw it.

Nalai!

Damn it!

Are you ready to get ready in the life?

Are you ready to shut up now?

Are you ready to spend a year going to school in the life? He's a regular. This happens often. Wake up! It's your first day of school! Good morning! It's your first day of school! Oh my god! Oh my god! Look at what he-

When did this happen? I was looking for him last night! It's your first day of school! Get up! The beginning of middle school. This is going to be the last first day of school vlog that I film with Tito.

I think being Tito because he's entering middle school.

We've lost him.

Up!

Down.

Up to the moon.

This is what a bunch of lazy shits look like.

It's seven in the morning, get up!

Poof ass tooth.

That's it! That was good to see! Oh, fast too. That's it, I was gonna say. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh!

Keto, put it on your back.

I know I know.

Keto, wherever you put it, bring it back.

I didn't even touch it, I didn't put it anywhere,

I didn't do anything.

We don't make it. I like it. We got the spray bottle, you know what that means. So over the years we've progressed between real short hair, shorter hair, and then there was a point in time where this kid had curls. And now Tito has resulted back to having the Edgar. Why? Why did you go back to the Edgar? It just looked too big.

You don't have any gel at all?

No.

Okay.

And I don't want to keep it anymore.

Okay. You're a king.

Feel good. The Edgar 3000.

Let's go. Let's go.

Tito's ready pretty much. We're just waiting on the line now. Tito's going into middle school now and then obviously Nelly's in high school.

So they have like two different schedules.

So like the drop-offs are gonna be a little bit different this year. Tito, let's go.

What's the time?

How excited are you?

Seven.

Seven?

I'm more together my outfits. This is Nelai's shirt straight out of her closet. My mom's outfit We are trying to leave a little bit early because Tito didn't go to his little like orientation thing yesterday because we were in San Francisco we were like doing like a trip. So we're trying to go a little bit early. So we're heading out We're waiting for Nelai pretty much

I'm powdery, I'm powdery, yeah

You better hurry or you gon' get it I'm gon gonna what? Don't forget your backpack Alright, it's a cute backpack We're just gonna go in the car and hopefully that'll hurry her up My mom is driving all of us because my car's not here yet It's supposed to be delivered to me this morning by Jay But he's probably just super tired, he drove like 8 hours yesterday

Hello Ease! What a nice morning, right Tito? Tito, how are you supposed to survive at school without being on your phone according to Tito and to Nelly? I guess there's like this new law thing where you can't use your phone when you're in school I don't know how much I believe of that, but are you ready for that? Then I you look so unique I love it you're gonna totally stand out Aww, look at you guys sharing the water bottle colors. All right, let's go, let's go. Nellie's backpack, bro. Nellie's taking the backpack to Tito's school.

Did you think I'm embarrassing you? I'm taking it now. Oh my gosh, anyway, we're here at Tito's, we're getting his schedule and stuff. School doesn't start until about an hour, so there's like nobody here.

Just perfect. life for the next two years Tito. Good luck man. It's actually not that bad. It's pretty bad. Go Tito. Tito, did you get your schedule? Yay you got it. You're not gonna be able to make it to bagels though. We feel bad leaving Tito and not bringing him to ba- we do feel bad. We feel bad leaving Tito. So we're not gonna do bagels today, I'm just gonna bring him again tomorrow. For right now, we're gonna get coffee with Nelai. It's Nelai's last first day of school ever.

She's officially becoming an unk like me. You know what, I'm so excited to make the jokes. I'm making all of the jokes she made on me. You can't make the unk jokes because you are the unk. Oh, I am gonna get Tito fired up bro. Nelai's finally gonna hear everything that I heard for the past few years Let's go Nelai you're gonna enjoy your last coffee for me I just caught you taking a picture in point five Embarrassing! Not for big girls but anyway

I know I'm gonna drop off Nelai now, let let's freaking go She's hopefully not gonna be late. Not that she really gives a fuck Mom, let's go to the front She's like why isn't it going? We go through the front store? I almost did not make it to my first day of school Someone edited me from first day of high school to like last first day of high school

And we didn't do shit

The train! It's not letting you get to school I Been waiting for this train for like the past five minutes and no train. Oh, no So far we've seen a Hello Kitty and a Spider-Man backpack so I guess Nelai's not too crazy after all. Guys, tell Nelai that she's an unk and doesn't know the trends nowadays.

Get out. Bye guys.

Bye Nelai, hope you have an amazing season. Nos vemos en Record. Bye Nelai! The funniest part is she has no shame. Oh my gosh, Ninja Turtles! I'm not gonna lie, doing a little walk of shame with her freaking backpack.

A creeper is a microbe!

Why wasn't this a trend when I was in school?

Oh, Sharky. Sharky's so sad that she's not seeing Tito and Nelly for a few hours. Look at her. Oh, Sharky, are you so sad? Are you so sad, why are you so sad? Yeah, and what else? She's not happy I know something that'll make you feel better maybe if we eat. Oh, let's go eat Where's the food she smells it it, I know she does.

Is that your food?

I'm fat.

What the?

No cheating!

That's cheating.

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It is not highly processed where it kills all the nutrients. It's high quality food So thank you so much to the farm dog for feeding my girls the best of the best go check them out and support them because they always continue to support us and we really really love them they've become part of our family at this point now I'm gonna let Tia eat because she's really she's actually almost done with her food like she has very little left in that bowl they freaking love it slow feeders always need it they eat their food super fast they're obsessed with it. They love it

Why is there a million options to pick from for tomato sauce? I'm going with the cheapest because

Groceries are here. Now it's time to cook. Hear me out. I think the past couple of years, I've done a variation of food. This year, I've decided to go with the classic. Sauce, pasta, and then this is our main course. It's pretty much right now, all it is is just long peppers, but we're gonna turn them into a yummy food. Sounds good.

For when the kids get out of school, which is actually not that far like why does nobody stay in school a long time anymore? Well, I'm at the grocery store. My mom cleaned the entire kitchen so I we could look in peace Oh, how nice because of this new like rule on phones and stuff like that this year We're not gonna be taking the kids lunch Progressively over the years schools have just gotten stricter and stricter and stricter on food being dropped off like lunch So we finally got to the point where we can't drop them any off

My mom just finished prepping the chiles and I finished the pasta this side which is ready to go. It's looking good! It's like we just finished dinner slash lunch. And now we gotta go get Tito from school. Let's get to working! Right after I pick up the kids we're gonna go straight to back to school shopping. So I'm gonna post my vlog while I have some time.

I spot a Tito. Me and my mom are on our way to pick him up right now.

He didn't even wave at me. Hi Tito! Me encantó!

Dude, I love it. You like this? It is much better than El Metro.

The food's better there. Well that's good. That's a successful day for Tito. I didn't get breakfast though. Why didn't you? Oh! Nalai doesn't get out till another hour so we're going back home we're gonna eat without her. I'm gonna go get changed into some shorts because these just carry heat everywhere. Yeah and also this is not very- Tito get in uniform.

Uniform Tito come out. The uniform. Tito we just got a message to go pick up Nelai. We just walked in the door,

and then I get a message from Nelai.

Wanna come pick me up? How about no?

Let's go pick up your fricking sister. We'll be back, we're gonna pick up Nelai. Fuck. Let's crack in. So Tito, if you were to rate it out of one to ten scale how excited are you to go to back to middle school eight out of ten except? What was your favorite part about middle school switching classes?

second favorite part learning Not one person believed that shit alright look first part switching classes second part the new lunches Because elementary good lord they would give us horse poop with a side of pink snot, bro I saw you disgust me What the hell happened here? Damn, we're nosy. You see her dumbass? And now we're stuck here. That is her. Why did we get stuck in here?

Can I get out? No, I can't I'm stuck

F***

Nelly we're stuck. Yeah, why would you get in here? I didn't know bro

What do we do? Your big-ass ring now. We were stuck. Yeah, why would you get it?

You can't do nothing you just gotta wait till they get out which is not I would you do that Tito told me

So guys what do we do for the next 30 fucking minutes you think you fit in between those cars I've done it before

They're stuck to now. I feel better that we're not the only st totally stuck on fuck. He's just gonna reverse this car is escaping the misery Here yes there. Yes, it's the front two there is no front to the man who doesn't drive Give me the fucking car, and you'll see our bad ass. We'll see our last day. You know why are you also dressed up like that? This is all kidding. That's my uniform pants in uniform. We got home, and you look too professional So I said Tito get into Tito uniform too professional. Yeah, he looked really good this morning. That's so not Tito like Yeah, we cooked you up There's a lot of fine shits, but no no one said anything there was no functions

Damn when we tell mom what happened to us. She's gonna literally beat you because it's an idiot move

What happened to my support

So, what am I supposed to do now sheriff now Get these motherfuckers out of here! Bro we just got here!

Ma!

I didn't-

You left early and they caught you! Sorry!

Damn bro!

We finally walked in the door and everybody's snitching on me! So good! She don't even have any pasta anymore! I literally didn't even get time to bring my stuff! Please let this meal be the best thing in my-

Are you already eating?

How you feelin' about the food, Tito?

It's not even that good.

Come here, Tito. We got Tito's list. Items that he needs for school. So now we can go back to school supply shopping. We need a three-ring binder, paper, composition notebook, pencils, black and blue pens,

colored pencils, washable markers, glue stick washable markers glue stick color and a ruler. That's pretty easy. We're going Would you like to pull out your list

You didn't take a picture of the list I

Didn't take a picture of the list. Whose list is it? Whose list is it like actually my oh, so

I told you give me the list so I can read it not make me responsible for your fucking Why am I not surprised at me either Has no care in the world. It's not my fault. That's what I'm about to beat this bitch up

So what are we your mother and tell her to send you a picture? Call, spawn point.

Why would you open a sunroof? So you can burn. 2016! We got the trick. Are you dead ass right now? This is the second trick.

And close the actual sunroof.

How about no?

How about we don't listen to what you say?

That's a good boy.

Thank you for closing.

Okay, mission, Nat, go get the copies.

Go.

Ejectocito.

I got two phones. One for the money and another for the hose.

Is there no gas in this car? No, that's not what it said. No gas? That one said no gas. There's a matcha drink.

Oh, man, no!

Ugh, it's like a reward.

It's like a reward.

Dude, imagine something cool.

Imagine silence.

Why would you give me that?

You just have to be one with the grass. You know why Tito likes it? Cause grass rhymes with ahhh

Wait what?

He likes donkeys

What were you thinking?

Flip this huh? Beauty why would you do that?

Not be we catching strays

Get the car Tito stop No lie Go mom Get the car Tito Tito stop Tito stop no lie. All right. What?

Oh

I need that. I'm gonna buy that Nelly. Don't even wait

I need that one, too

I'm getting all of them

Okay Nelai, look at this! Stop! They call me an animal! Whole lot of love, whole lot of none of this. I don't know about the love part either though.

Nelai, stop!

Gosh darn it.

Nelai, go, go, go!

Help, help!

We are in the binder section. Re-ring the binder with the... Binder? Binder? A three ring binder? A binder? a binder? the light... the light I think is thin

what inch do you think you should get? 3 inch you're not getting a 3 inch your brain doesn't even have enough space for that much information

get that one

my teacher said I need a scientific calculator

so you wanna pay for a hundred dollars?

I think the fuck not you better tell your parents to start thinking scientifically I don't know how much paper you need It's on his list College world is this right? College world is this right?

Nelly this is your composition books right here

Composition? Do I look like a middle schooler?

Yeah actually I need a composition book Nelly kill him Shakira Shakira Show me on the list where it says highlighter Nelly kill him

Show me on the list where it says highlighters

Highlighter you said highlighters. Oh They can they like super super freaking cute post-its

Washable markers here don't swing it at me Nelly are you dead ass right now?

Are you sure it says foldable on there?

Foldable ruler boy, yeah, nothing. Don't you forget i have a fucking mirror right here look i'm

who the fuck did it you did it all right is that everything that we need a new ps5

okay fine guys i think we i think we successfully succeeded dude look at these lunch pills they have like the matching i actually like this one can you buy this like the matching This one's cuter Nelai Or this one, this one's cute

And then those have a matching stack

Why is this one so heavy? It probably has compartments on the inside It's deluxe, oh I want the deluxe Nelai It's a bed tomah

Put this on a separate tab

It's not nice I'm a barometer Dino!

Put this on a separate tab This is not nice

The other school supplies Successful Target trip, we got everything that we needed

This ain't the bounty

Move your body to the music You do know the song, all of a sudden

Yeah, because I'm not a crazy bitch singing that shit in Target

I can't

Get out

What the fuck? Did somebody just knock on my window?

Did you hear Tito? Let me reenact Tito Oh my gosh, somebody just knocked on my window His hand like

Someone just knocked on my window

Bro, another fucking train now

Should we be worried Nelly? The rain in a row is a little worrying You know what feels so great?

This dick.

You laid up the fucking lay up for me bro. You lit up the fucking, I lit up the lay up the jar.

I said lay up! You laid up the dunk. You laid up the dunk? I don't know what. She lit up the dunk, didn't you hear? So me and Wien are having this roll up towel fight.

She doesn't know I'm the greatest of all time.

I'm the GOAT.

Oh yeah?

Here she is. Shimona.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah. Come here. What the fuck? That's it, huh?

Alright, I won.

I'm going back home. Finally! It was a successful day. The kids went shopping, had a good day at school, and now it's just, it's time to go home. I'm excited to take a shower in my own bed.

Take a shower in my own bed. That is not what I meant to say. Take a shower and get in my own bed. Tomorrow I'm gonna come take them to get their bagels So I have to sleep early so I can leave my house at 6 a.m. Tomorrow. Are we dead ass right now? So let's get home safely right now. Good morning day two We're heading out to go take the kids to get bagels. It is 6 40 a.m. I regretted my entire life decisions this morning We're here these kids are not oh hello, are you guys ready? No shot. You look really good

Are you too? Okay. Yes, you look at two mom. I was just talking my shit. You guys are actually ready Why? You guys are so mean. I just woke up, right? Okay guys. So first stop before the bagels is coffee. What the fuck? Coffee. Sorry Tito.

Fuck you and your friends. Go chat, go! It is 7.21am, okay? Tito doesn't have to be at school till 8.15.

We have time.

Lala, are we deadass?

Are you deadass?

You don't have a t-shirt.

How are you wearing- I love the shirt, I love the pants. Crocs are better. Crocs are not better. That's a beat the fuck out of him activity. Come here.

Why would you ever hit a little fucking kid?

We got our iPad.

She's literally taking pictures of herself.

Look at her.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh

Look at the people who didn't want to come this is like character development right here

What did you get you to show us your bagel Alive all that cheese pull in the light. Oh, that looks yummy. How hot is it? Broke a knock it off the car. Show me Nalai. Nalai yesterday went to go hang out with her friends and this is her creation

Tada!

Aw that looks really good. Oh my gosh, this is Winnie the Pooh?

Duh

I like it. Why did you go with this theme?

I like Winnie the Pooh

Can you say something else?

Well yeah, because your backpack's buzzed like it. Why did you go with this theme? I like Woody's book. Did you say something else? Well yeah, cause your backpack's buzz light year. I know, I wanted to do, my friend did Woody and,

okay, I got to go.

She's late for school.

Go Nalai.

Nalai is driving herself to school now, and she has about 15 minutes to get there and then walk to her class, so happy when dad gets the call. Your child was late to ski!

Like my mom's not the problem.

It's him, bro.

Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!