Forest Ranger Service

Chat, we played the first Forest Ranger Services horror game. It was a banger. They just came out with a new one. Let's go. I'm crunk. You already know what time it is, chat. You best on you wanna know why? Cause it's spooky time! What time is it?

Huh?

What time is it? Huh? What... time...

is it? I ain't gonna ask again.

Let me get some ice. I ain't gonna ask again.

Let me get some ice.

You already know what time it is. I shouldn't have to tell you.

I shouldn't have to.

I mean, Lord have mercy.

I shouldn't have to tell you.

I ain't gonna ask again.

I ain't gonna ask again. I ain't gonna ask again. I ain't have to tell you no more than what time it is. I mean, oh my goodness. You should know by now. Type one if you know.

Do you know? It suck if you didn't. If you don't know, then I hate that for you, cuz everybody else does. Everybody else knows, you don't know. You know, lock in. I'm going back to work by okay page your band. We're

closing the last page in your book. Goodbye. That's the last message you'll ever type in here, page. You just type the last words of the last page of the last of the very end of your

book. Goodbye. You going back to You just type the last words of the last page of the last of the very end of your book

Goodbye, you going back to work? Okay. See ya Like you got work do you ain't you ain't working? You ain't got no job. Ain't nobody here got no got no job Now I'm playing have a good time at work Wait, you said this yesterday, too

Wait you type the same thing yesterday now you're gone

You said the day before that too and the day before that you've been typing this for months you sign off chat for months you type I'm going back to work by for months. You've been doing this page. How have you flown under this radar lock in the first forest ranger services game was a bop this one should be too okay actually exit the game My bad. I apologize. A thousand to two twenty five hundred people. Dude let me get a second. FBI office Seattle Washington State.

I'm here to report a murder.

I'm here to report a murder.

I'm here to report a murder.

I'm here to report a murder. FBI office, Seattle, Washington State, 1996. I wasn't even born yet. I wasn't born for a whole nother two years after this point.

Hold on. Hold on. One second. hold on hold on one second

ummm wait

PNed what?

PNed what?

what?

what? what? before we start

can we discuss why your bomb sickle isn't dominant in AR? You mean Arkansas? Lord have mercy. Our best-selling flavors for each state and Arkansas's top flavor for gamers subs is anime girl thigh The only two states that my flavor is the best seller in is the two states where five people live. What are y'all doing?

How is my flavor not the top flavor in Alaska and, and, uh, and, uh, Utah. How is anime girl thought a top seller in Arkansas? Hello.

Where y'all at?

That is cool, don't look at me over there on Alaska I know Adam from Alaska probably did all that itself because there's about five people that live over there. You know what I mean? Jack come on, you know. Hey you know what at least we got at least my flavor is the best seller in two states. Hey you can't go wrong with that. Arkansas, what y'all doing over here with anime girl thigh? I don't know if I've had that flavor before.

But yeah, you're coming with the fight. Thank you.

All right, let's go.

FBI office, Washington State, 1996, you paying attention this lure right here. Oh this is cinema. Oh my goodness this is cinema already stop. It's giving, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving. It's giving something. You'll never believe what I'm about to say.

The sensitivity is right without me having to do anything. This is a moment in the history of the entire world, ever. Two hundred years from now, after I'm long dead and gone, they ain't gonna remember me for nothing besides this one moment where I loaded up a game and the sensitivity was right. What am I supposed to be doing?

Hello?

Really need to stretch my legs.

Oh, okay.

Yes, sir. Okay, let's go for a walk. You don't want to cut no lights on in here? You in the office by yourself? Why are we here so late? Oh my goodness, turn some lights on! Oh, there's people here, never mind. Oh, do we work at like a, uh, like a police station?

Okay. Hey, what's going on, y'all? What's up with the drum solo? Holy smokes you scared me.

Hey my bad.

No worries. We're just cracking this investigation. How are the files going? Good almost done for today. Times flying. Yeah I'm beat.

Making good progress though. What's the job? Drug operation. We've been chasing shadows for weeks, but everything leads to this guy, Travis the Carver Garcia.

That dude just got doxxed. Again, why do you give like murderers and stuff cool names? The Carver? Like what you doing? Like hello? So what's the hold up?

We're not even sure if that's his real name. Probably ex-military or private sector. This guy's a ghost except ghost only fingerprints right so how are you holding up with uh your divorce hey you ain't gotta go there Dolores left me a long time ago it's been months why are you still talking about it golly man why are you still talking about it? Golly, man, why are you still bringing it up?

Chat, why? Fine, just fine. Listen, the chief wants those files ready tonight. My pfft is on the line for this one. Alright, boss.

Let's go back to work I guess I Guess we're in a divorce chat

We in a divorce it is what it is Suspicious what? Life Wait this is a clip from the first game! I remember this! Yeah! Okay, did you hear this from the first game? Is this evidence in a case I'm looking at? This is creepy!

Hello?

Y'all remember this game? Yep. Do y'all remember this game? Yeah? Do ya? Do ya? It was nice to know ya, let's do it again. And we did it in our nice time.

Do you wanna be more than a friend? No, why can't I click it?

Okay I don't know what I'm about to do I'm about to make a mistake it's the company computer let me chill out. My workspace enter password. What's the password of my own workspace? Electronic mail from the HR division. Agent this is a reminder to submit your worksheets on Friday. This I don't know what this means.

This is essential for the internal bureau efficiency. Yeah, yeah, I don't feel like it. I'm gonna take vacation. Lottery winner you have won the national lottery.

What?

Please send us your credit card number and...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That is the most obvious scam I've ever seen in my life.

What?

Okay.

Dana, who's Dana? William, I looked into the agency you asked on the surface It seems like a standard recruitment agency. Although there is some suspicious financial activity in their accounts I heard they bought an abandoned water park and named it the goob lagoon They get some very large donations that were not able to trace something doesn't feel right. Oh, oh Oh Something doesn't feel right. Uh oh. Uh oh.

Wait, password renewal. Oh, 3151, chat, 3151. Dana, William, I've heard about your new surveillance assignment. I know this must be killing you, but try to stay patient. If you need anything, let me know.

You know what, W boss, if that's my boss. Okay, 3151, let's get our job done. Okay, 3-1-5-1, let's get our job done. Um, okay, 3-1- what? Okay, 3-1-5-1. What are you doing? Leave the 3 on the screen!

Thank you!

The Silent drifter Alone traveler noted for his quiet presence near forest trails a local ranger search of this individual notice Chad that don't look like me. A local ranger search of this individual noticed him being overly alert and kept a worn notebook with his sketches of strange unexplained symbols. Authorities linked this individual to disappearances of hikers so this is the person we're tracking. Okay do I play something? A lone traveler noted for his quiet presence near forest trails.

A local ranger search of this individual noted him being overly alert and kept a worn notebook

with sketches of strange, unexplained symbols.

Okay, I'll know that for next time. I ain't got to read it out loud myself. Okay. Case importance is none. Wait. Am I supposed to... Oh, I'm supposed to send in this case and let them know if it's... Does this seem important?

Take a case and select the importance. Press next to continue. I just got this job. I don't know if this is important. Happy birthday, Layla and Elijah. Happy birthday to y'all. Thank you. This seems relatively like it could be a lead to something next. Midnight radio host. Let's see. Let's

see if this is important. Lock in known only for a series of late night radio broadcast intercepted by locals and law enforcement in a small rural town. This person describes encounters and strange phenomena that he experiences in the depth of the local forest. The authorities who investigated this forest

found a cache of old gas barrels, but nothing else out of the ordinary.

None, this is not, this is a not, this is, this is nothing. Is this really what it's like to be like an investigator or something? You got this random stuff like this you gotta look through and then pass it on? L.A.I.? There's no way you just said LAI

That's not a you're doomed That's not an AI Cut

Wondering why he was getting cooked so bad is cause you said something goofy. That's literally just a text to speech. This voice been around for like 20 years. Hey, y'all need to get y'all's AI detecting systems up. I'm not gonna lie. There was so many people that was trying to say

that truck driving around Hollywood was AI. Can you please lock in? You out here looking goofy for real. You're an AI? I know I'm an AI myself, but we all know that.

That's besides the point.

Non-important, next. Okay, some importance needs to be selected. Very little, none. Okay, very little. Following error, what? None, there we go.

The R-R-R-R-R-archivist.

Found lingering in local libraries. This person leaves behind hand-driven notes The R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R- They over here wasting my time with these cases Did I accidentally skip one did I seriously skip one? Oh my goodness, I'm fired Non-issue some of these cases are just too strange Okay. Okay, let's see if this one's of any importance. Seen on grainy, black and white footage of security cameras, this person appears to wander aimlessly with distorted movements near a forest park. On the occasion that's matched the time and place of the footage, locals filed reports hearing a strange hum and static interference.

Is that Slenderman? filed reports hearing a strange hum and static interference. Notorious for being spotted near recent arson locations, this individual, most likely a man near his 40s is rumored to be the culprit of several small fire outbreaks in wooded areas. Local authorities report this man collecting random items from arson sites on multiple

occasions. Well that sounds pretty like hard evidence to me. We're going very important here. Nocturnal Observer.

Often seen by passers of an abandoned mining town standing beneath the light source locals who spotted this individual report and explainable anomalies and linking this individual to a government experiment

this come on come on come on that's that's nothing

maybe something like this right here hello what just happened

uh excuse me? Where am I and why am I?

Hello?

Am I in the back rooms? Hello? Why do I feel like I'm in the back rooms? Oh, Lord have mercy, this is the back rooms. Why am I here? Excuse me! Lifty with the five, thank you.

Always go left. Y'all know the drill. Always go left. Always go left. Type one if you're slightly creeped out. Type two if you're extremely creeped out. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work.

I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work how did i just wind up exactly where i was um can i go back to work? No.

GG. Yep. GG. Help! I'm in the back rooms!

Help!

Oh, it's dark!

It's dark! Oh my goodness!

Okay, there's nothing in here.

I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work. I'm gonna go back to work.

I'm gonna go back to work. Ooh, it's dark, it's dark! Oh my goodness! Okay, there's nothing in here. Maybe this is the way I need to go? Maybe, maybe I, maybe I need to go, maybe I need to go this way?

Hello?

Ooh, this creepy. Chat, this creepy, stop! Maybe I need to maybe I need to go this way Hello, Ood is creepy Chat is creepy stop

Please please help me

Why is there a red light? Please help me, please What's this exit can I get out of here?

Thought this was a exit What's this exit can I get out of you?

Seven and 25, what does that what does that mean? Maybe I go seven and then two and then five. Yeah

Three four five, maybe, maybe? I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff.

I'm gonna go get my stuff. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

That's me barking, letting Chris Redfield know to come fill

my dog food bowl up.

No, for real, though, what we got to do right here? Like what's going on for real right here? What does this have to do with park ranger services? I don't know how y'all knew that, I'm not gonna question it I'm just gonna go thank you please get me out the back room

hello excuse me cinema What? Excuse me, sir, who are you? What is that on the table? Is that an eyeball?

What is that? I was here when Earth was born. This is the dude that worked in the gas station from the first game. This man seems oddly familiar.

When kings and queens in fire were thrown.

Yes sir.

When war will sweat and sick I'll hide. Yes sir.

To keep the light as world goes by.

Yes sir.

And then we danced.

Yes sir. Bro what? Nothing could have prepared me for that. Hello? Yeah! Bruh!

Ah! It appears that we fell asleep at the desk while we were working and that's what all that was. They don't really have to kill my vibe like that. Man, I was vibing and y'all really gonna end it with a jump scare like that? Y'all did not have to do that.

Okay, let's see if this case is any importance. A person often seen near abandoned cabins and forest trails. Neighbors report strange nocturnal wanderings around surrounding properties and whispering conversations with unseen entities among the trees. The local authorities suspect involvement with

smuggling activities. Seems pretty important. Let's do something like this right here Camp fire whisperer

An individual often spotted near remote campgrounds during late hours and dusk Witnesses such as hikers say the individual talks to themselves and have been reported to leave a paper trail of strange marking near fire pits The local Rangers believe the individual may be connected to a series of disappearances. Oh. individual and most likely a person with mental disabilities.

Okay.

Um, medium.

Okay.

Case rating submitted. Your assessment has been logged with Bureau Intelligence. Am I getting fired? Did I do good? Alright, do we get to go home now? That's a long day.

Bro, stop. Golly, man. Bro, come on, man. Lord have mercy.

All done? Yep. We roll come on man

Lord have mercy

All done. Yep heading home Good the boss wants to see you in his office

Not sure good luck. Yep, GG.

I got fired.

Excuse me.

You ain't gotta stare at me like that. Can you stop? Ugh, why you staring at me? Where the boss at?

Hey, you know where the boss is?

Oh, is that a little dot showing me where the boss is? Oh, is that a little dot showing me where the boss is? W-G-A-M-E-R Hey boss?

What's up?

Agent, please take a seat.

Yes sir, please don't fire me, I need this job so bad.

Please.

You have requested an assignment to investigate the Forest Ranger Services.

Oh, yeah. I sure did. Yes, sir.

Please explain.

It's a recruitment agency for forest rangers operating in the Cascades National Park. I'm good at my job.

Go on.

There is an abnormal rate of missing persons reports in the areas where this agency operates.

Agent, this is not the type of case we typically handle in our division.

But?

Although, in light of your circumstances, I will grant you this case.

Thank you.

Consider this an informal vacation. I expect you back in top form.

W BOSS!

W BOSS, CHAT! Yo, M. Sabi with the 5. Thank you. Happy birthday, Bunny. Thank you, sir. Sabi with the 5, thank you, happy birthday, Bunny. Thank you, sir.

Thank you so much.

Oh my goodness, life!

Oh, this is cinema. Oh my goodness, this is cinema, stop it.

This look like a TV show.

Oh my goodness, this is a movie. Oh my goodness, this is a movie. Oh my goodness, this is a movie.

Oh my goodness, this is cinema, stop it. This look like a TV show! The characters have their own names and introductions?

No way! Oh, this is clean.

This so clean. 24 hours later, North Cascades National Park, Washington State What just happened to me are we playing as a different person? I must have slipped down these rocks. I can't seem to remember how I got here. I guess I hit my head pretty good. You're lucky to be alive, Bubba.

That's a long fall.

Help! Help me! I fell off a mountain! What's this? A trail marker. I should find the next one.

I'm never finding that.

I'm never finding that. I'm dead. I'm just gonna lay here and die. It's too much effort. Somebody help me! I fell off a cliff! My leg hurt! Please! Help! Somebody help! Please don't litter. This is not what I need to see right now. Okay. Okay. I'll follow these. Please don't litter this is not what I need to see right now. Chad do we go that way or this way?

To the left? Okay. I'm gonna go this way. I'm gonna go this way. I'm gonna go this way.

I'm gonna go this way. somebody help I fell my leg hurt

please I'm gonna go this way

somebody help me my leg ain't nobody out here I'm over your street Is there anyone out there? Hello? Is there anyone there? Hello? Is there anyone there?

A W voice at 3 cook.

Help!

Please, I'm hurt.

Hey, if we were on shift on fire watch we would have saved this guy Did I go in a circle Tell me I did not go in a circle. I

Think we're going the right way dude. I'm here at, I'm hearing too many creepy noises. Chat, please stop. Somebody do something. Four porter pilots camping there. This might come in handy. Oh boy, a lighter, thank you. Why is there an option to hide?

Why?

Why?

Oh my goodness, you gotta be kidding me. Somebody's screaming, I hear that.

I don't know if maybe that's somebody screaming or if that's like a tree.

Hello? Is there anyone there?

Is there anyone out there?

No!

Okay, it ain't that serious. That's a wolf! I hear some wolf action! I hear some wolf action! I hear some wolf action!

I hear some wolf action Do you imagine how scary this would be you're out hiking you fall off a little cliff and you're just roaming through the woods hurt Looking for somewhere to go. That'd be so scary and you're hearing all kinds of noises No, this is not the same spot. I don't like how there's the option to hide in there. What on this planet earth?

What is that?

What is that? I hear something! I think it's right outside

That was me getting a midstream snack I hear a noise but we're gonna get out I don't know what that creature was Oh Lord, it's right there What am I supposed to do? Oh my goodness I can't handle this. I'm about to throw up. Oh my God. I'm gonna have to try to outrun it. This is scary man. Chat bro please. This is scary man! Chat bro please!

Don't make me go out there!

I got pee pee! Dude, what they want me to do?

Here's the plan. Dude, I got peed so bad. Chad, if it comes knocking on the door don't answer. Give me a second!

I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Here's the plan. Here's the plan. We're gonna jump in the car.

We're gonna jump in the car. We're gonna jump in the car.

We're gonna jump's the plan. Here's the plan. We're going to jump out of this porta potty and we're just going to take off running.

You got it? I'm gonna wash my hands. Shit. Ah! Ah! Please! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

No, not in there!

I just hurt my knee in real life because I was tensing up so bad. I just hurt my knee. I hurt my knee for real. I hurt my right knee. Ah! Ooh! Chat, what is that thing, man? What is that? I Was it so

Catch your breath! Catch your breath! All right, let's go. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I gotta go back.

I gotta go back.

I can't do this.

My chest hurting type one of your chest hurt my chest hurt this creepy what was that? I'm sorry! Shit, I can't. It's something about the games where something's chasing you? It's so creepy. I almost lost my life.

I almost lost my life. I inhaled some.

Whoa! I'm good. I've inhaled some... Eugh! Whoa!

I'm good.

Ah! I'm good.

GG. Chat, when you can hear it running behind you, chasing you, tell me that's not creepy. It's so creepy.

What was that?

How I thought going to the bathroom at 3am would be like.

Shroom. Alright let's go.

We got one more item we need to get it looks like a torch or something

I've died I've been had Is it scared of the torch? Hey!

Why is there a bell? The bell tolls. I think it's scared the torch

What now

What do I do Please? Hello? Hey chat, good news is that thing ain't gonna kill us no more cause it's scared of the torch. We're good now. Everything's gonna be alright. You know what I mean? Where am I? I feel like I'm getting more lost as I go. No way I'm right here.

No way I'm right here. No way. I, there's no way.

No way. It's no way, no way.

It's behind you, nah see I ain't even worried no more cause it's scared of the torch, I'm good. Chat, would you be scared of the torch? Hello? I'm lost in the middle of the woods butt naked, cheeks out somebody

Where am I supposed to go Wait, I'm for real loss. There's nowhere to go. I've been down every trail Do I go back down the original trail that I came from chat low-key

Let's go back man the guy that just said you need to explore what on this planet earth does it look like I'm doing? I'm over here walking around the woods naked you talk about explore Wait, we haven't seen this before Yes, we have I'm a simple Maybe we do got gotta go this way Wait, do I see a light up here? It's somebody beautiful. I thought they gonna save me Go back. See, see, now I'm about to get angry. Don't let me walk around for an hour and a half trying to figure out where I need to

go. Trying to figure out where I need to go put a big giant arrow flashing saying hey come over here Burn the trees that fell over check come on be for real Is that for real what you just recommended

This is real life we're talking Y'all weren't right but you were technically right so there you go my bad. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, you gotta be kidding me right now.

I just saw a light up here. Where's that light? Please tell me that creature ain't gonna come back out. I'm begging you, please do not. Please spare me. I've been a good boy.

This is kind of chill though. Please do not please spare me. I've been a good boy This kind of chill though, just imagine we weren't a life-or-death situation this will be chill right here We're good chat we keep moving we have survived being in the middle of the woods before What

You know, they say if you see a staircase in the middle of the woods you're dead if you

go up it.

Do you want to know something that is actually crazy by the way, a true lore that happened? There was a big giant concrete building in a town that I grew up in that they tore down way before I was alive and they dumped the big huge staircase like two miles out of town in the middle of the woods at like a fishing spot and there was always a big giant concrete stairs just sitting in the middle of the woods. I bet it's still there today because there's no way anybody would move it.

I'm talking it was huge like as big as this room a big giant concrete staircase like 10 foot tall just in the middle of the woods? Yep It was there since I was a kid Never went up it though

Ah Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo This is creepy. Oh.

You good? Sir, are you froze? Sir, are you... what? Um...

Sir?

Is... did we go back in time or something? Oh, I couldn't open this, what? Wow, this game is every single game rolled up into one. Is this, did they seriously throw an anomaly segment in the middle of this game? No way! What? middle of this game no way what please do not flush paper towels sanitary products or cigarettes okay chat now we got to remember everything that's going Wait, or do we? Maybe it's not anomaly because we can't go back.

But I also can't go forward. Wait, what? The hitbox is absolutely insane. Is there an anomaly here? I don't think so. There was.

And it was the bottle on top of this I knew that was an anomaly, oh my goodness I even looked at it and thought for a second that that was an anomaly man Man golly Okay, this looks normal though, right? This look normal. I don't see no anomaly here.

Yeah, no anomaly. Okay, lock in. Type one if you're locked in dude that's crazy they threw an anomaly segment in the middle of a game that's crazy this ain't even anomaly game wait was this in here we never looked is this in here this wasn't in here are you are you 100% sure are you? It was okay, no anomaly then wait, no that sponge wasn't there that's an anomaly

I'm a disgusting loser Okay, lock in thing See the fact that this is a random anomaly segment thrown into the middle of a game It makes me not take it serious. Like how hard could it be but it looks like they actually like locked in This note was not here was this note here This was not here It was there.

Golly.

See, I was not expecting this. They did not prepare me for an anomaly segment. Chat, they did not prepare me for DS suck. You're a dummy what are you doing? I'm trying my best that's what I'm doing. Now you feel bad don't you? You should. Okay no anomaly we're good here. Let's go lock in. For real this time. It says one instead of two.

Buddy. Be for real right now. Y'all see anything? Y'all do y'all see anything that could be an anomaly right here? Do you?

Do you?

I don't know anomaly How far up does this go how far up you think this goes Where where? Where

Check this also looks normal.

Yes.

Shhh. Locked in.

That was not there. That drawing was not there. Nope. I'm so locked Shut on smoke, bro. We're good here, right? That was not there. Was that there?

Was that right there?

Was that there? It that right there? Was that there?

Okay. Thank you.

How far that blue sponge was not there. That blue sponge was absolutely not there. Oh, how y'all doing, okay You went the wrong way. That was the door you're supposed to go through for an anomaly though. Why would I go through this door just because it's reversed?

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Did they trick me? wrong dude we made it so far bro you gotta be kidding me there we go lock in quit playing did I chat did I really did I really was I really supposed to go through the other door lie yet with the five thank you or with the three thank you no that's five thank you see they didn't specify that because this is a random anomaly segment in the middle of the game there was no I'm about to start twerking and y'all don't want that to happen I'm about to start tossing cheeks with such unprecedented Velocity that not only does it throw the earth off its axis and out of its orbit

It literally spins the earth so fast to the point where nothing can contain the speed and it collapses into a singularity and this area becomes the biggest black hole in the history of the universe and it all came from me throwing cheeks. And it becomes a black hole so massive that it sucks in the entire observable universe and the entire universe as we know it gets completely sucked into this black hole and it just poofs out into nothing and there's nothing left.

But nobody knew that happened because we all died because it was the original black hole. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in for real. Like I'm for real locked in now. That notepad was not up there, thank you. So if there is an anomaly this time I go through that door,

I fear y'all are wrong, but you know what? I'll do it anyway. Just cause I feel bad

Was that cup there? Oh my goodness was that cup there

It was okay, there's no anomaly here we're good. I am deeply disturbed beyond measure

Why

You went through the wrong door. Wait, y'all are actually dumb then. If there is an anomaly, you go back through the, bro. We came through this door. If there was an anomaly here, I would have turned around and went back through this door if there was an anomaly here I would have turned around and went back through this door, but there wasn't

Joe with the five. Thank you Yeah, that's a real gamer move right there, buddy. Fake gamer would have gave up at the fourth door and been like, nah, I made it through four, that's impossible, let me go ahead and stop pushing my luck. No, I went's normal too. Oh please. Oh please, I'm begging you.

Oh my goodness, I'm begging you, please. please We cannot y'all cannot fail this y'all cannot mess this up this time This is good Beautiful. Beautiful. Hey, kid! You're not gonna get away with this. You're gonna get away with this.

You're gonna get away with this. You're gonna get away with this. You're gonna get away with this.

You're gonna get away with this. Beautiful. Hey kid, you alright? I think I'm lost, can you help me with some directions?

Four hours ago.

FBI, hands behind your back and get on your knees, now! Four hours ago. FBI!

Hands behind your back and get on your knees.

Now!

This is where the first game left off. Do y'all remember this? The first game left off. We were at this abandoned gas station. We went exploring stuff and this is how the first game ended. Right? I think?

Wait, I'm a park ranger!

You're just a kid!

What are you doing here?

I was just looking around. You need to chill out a little bit, Bubba.

Get out of here before I bust you for trespassing.

Okay, sorry. My fault. You didn't have to yell at me like that. I'm just out here in the middle of the woods chilling. You didn't have to yell at me. Now I'm sad. See this is the gas station from the first game.

I told y'all I remembered. Yep. Hey, you need to slow down. Oh, I remember. Do I got to drive? Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over.

Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over. Oh, it's over.

Oh, it's over. Remember the first game we kept driving and the road kept looping and we kept seeing that same gas station. I'll remember that do Stay in your lane my bad Matter of fact, nobody tells me what to do. How's that? This whole roads my way

All that was a deer I thought that was a monster or something It's a Bob Just kind of a vibe chat y'all vibe and I'm vibing Where we going where we going? You gotta be kidding me I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Cause this thing ain't gonna make it much longer. Yo, I had a feeling something was in the backseat. Yo, I thought, ayy. I thought something was in the backseat yo I thought hey I thought something was in the backseat I had a bad feeling just now my bad Man, how you gonna change the sun?

Now, our weather report. Tonight, expect mostly clear skies with lows around 45 degrees.

Tomorrow, we'll see sunny skies throughout the day with a high near 72 degrees. Winds will be light coming from the south. You gonna turn the weather on?

Nobody worry about the radio, the weather. Buy three food, five drinks and one medicine. Aight. Buy three food, five drinks, and one medicine. All right. Hey! Y'all sitting over here looking tough, y'all got a problem?

You look like you just bought 2K. You got the same base 2K did.

It's too late. It's back.

Just take a breather, Sarge. You'll be all right.

I don't know.

It's just a lamp, Sarge.'ll be alright I don't know it's just a lamp Sarge come on let's get inside I want to go home I miss just them we'll just get

some supplies what do you want I didn't misjudge you you're rude and I hate you I'm a new Ranger in the area what What's going on? My monitor just went off

Okay, it's back. Well good for you. Oh

I will oh, oh my goodness. I will oh, oh, dude. I oh man you lucky You lucky you so lucky. I'm live right now

Man

You know you serve the country and when're down, they leave you high and dry.

Why you mad at me though?

What happened?

We uh, nothing. Just leave us alone, okay?

Okay, whatever.

Why he rude to me? What I do? I just pulled up and said hey what's good?

Golly. What am I getting again?

Hey how you doing?

Hey.

Passing through or? Oh no I'm a new r in the area. I need some supplies Dude, I got to use the restroom again. Chad. I've been drinking too much water. I'm healthy Right thought so Frank's been looking for you. Who's Frank? I guess he's your new boss. Oh, I see. I Could never work in one of those towers so creepy creepy Yeah, all by yourself in a creepy old tower in the middle of nowhere, I guess it's a little bit creepy

Anyway, you better hurry up and get your stuff. Hey something weird happened on the way here like what somebody got a microwave running? Yeah, I gotta use the restroom again chat hold up y'all make conversation don't be rude I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get done what's that a 10 watt microwave five drinks three food and some medicine buddy what you do why are you looking like you like you about to steal some why you looking around like a cosmic I'm Oh, look how cute I am, my little basket.

Boop.

Boop, boop. Oh, got some soda! What's that?

Give me three of them. Okay.

Five drinks. Golly. How is that staying in there? We got an anti-gravity potion on this thing?

Hey, where the drinks at?

Is that a drink?

No. Hey, man, where the drinks at? Let's grab some of those. Grab a few of these. Ooh, them things look good.

Ooh, them look good, too.

A few more of those. Grab a few of these. Ooh, them things look good.

Ooh, them look good too.

A few more of those. Yeah, we'll get a few of these too. Yeah, I'll take just a few of them.

You know, you never know how much you need to stay stocked up.

Okay. A few more orange juices. You can't never have too many orange juices. Okay, let's throw a few of these in there.

What else do I get?

What else do I get?

Medicine, all right, there we go. All right, ma'am, this'll be it. All right. Ma'am, I'm so sorry. I got a coupon too. Oh my... Ma'am, I'm so sorry. I got a long trip ahead of me.

Ma'am, I got a coupon. Yeah, that's literally everything, man. That's literally everything you got. Yo, favor with the five, thank you. Yeah. Great, that'll be 16.

16. Great that'll be 16 16 50 16 50 Oh, i'm gatekeeping this place Oh, oh buddy, you better believe i'm gatekeeping this. Oh my goodness. Thanks, here you go.

Anything else? Nah.

What do you know about the hikers going missing in this area? I killed them and ate their brains. Ha ha, very funny, ma'am. Ha ha, funny, ma'am Ha ha just kidding People just get lost, you know, it's a big forest most of them get found in a day or two What about the ones that don't get found?

Well, they're missing. How would I know?

She ate me up low-key you have a good night What is this?

This is an insane mini game. Are you kidding?

How did you do that? How many deuses is out here? Can this end?

Why is every deer in the world on this road? Oh my goodness, I'm him. Around 5% of missing hikers are never found. Well, here we are at our new park ranger job, Chad.

Yay!

I'm glad we took this job. Is this the main office or something? Y'all need like a storage unit to put all the stuff I'm on in. Looks like a duty roster. Outlines various tasks. A military duffel bag, packed to go. Hey, the music a little creepy. Payroll documents, weekly hours worked with signature besides new. Besides new. And voices.

Could be broken wonky talk here, just ran out of batteries. Background check reports. We ain't got no bazooka? Buddy, we in the middle of the woods. Am I not supposed to be in here? Okay, let me leave.

Where am I supposed to go? Why the music so loud?

Oh, oh.

Looks like no one's home. Where's my watchtower that I'm supposed to be at at? Where the watchtower? Time to run through the middle of the woods.

Okay, nevermind.

Is there anybody else confused?

Can I just stay the night in here and this be my whole job?

Thank you.

I just want to stay in here and this be my whole job, thank you. I

Just want to stay in here all night. I don't want to go nowhere This looks important looks like some rip someone ripped it up in a hurry Oh You know this dude is a goober. Chat this dude is a goober bruh!

Golly! Y'all

Well, isn't it well

Well, isn't in our new Ranger gosh sure glad you're okay, hi

Was getting worried you about to hit a deer or something not not even close Well, that's just mighty fine glad to have you name's Frank nice to meet you good to meet you Ranger ready for some trail magic Ranger I guess so good well you better zip up good so you so you don't yard sale all over my trail right Right, where do I go? It's a bit of a, I'm done. It's a bit of a hike to your tower.

Just follow the trail and you'll be there in a jiff. Here's your tire key and walkie. If you need anything, just give it a buzz, okay? One more thing. If one of your fellow Rangers has been missing for a few days.

Oh, I want to quit then. Yeah, I'm not doing that. So you got me messed up. No, I'm putting in my two weeks notice. Y'all have a good night. No, I'm good off that.

Appreciate it. What happened? I'm guessing he just went home without saying anything. This job's not for everyone. Okay. I'm guessing he just went home without saying anything. This job's not for everyone. Okay, just in case keep a lookout Okie-dokie best get going. I'll see you bright and early. See you later, Frank

Dude is such a goober My fault you ain't no goober, my bad. Oh no, something ain't right with Frank Chat. He's setting me up for something. Why can't I go this way?

Ranger?

Yeah? You're gonna need a better torch. A.W. Frank I guess. I don't know. Frank, please stop following me like that. That's so weird. Please. The music kicked in. That's so weird, please

The music kicked in that's how you know, it's bad chat something bad about to happen

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness

I'll kill both of y'all right now get out of my face get out of my face man. That was a classic You okay? No!

This is when you fake a heart attack and you get like crazy insurance claim off of them. I'd be sitting there, I can't breathe, I'm dead! And I'd sit there and lay there until the ambulance came and picked me up, and then they would feel guilty for the rest of their life and they never do something like this again. Just like if somebody pushes you into a lake or something, just don't come up like, Oh, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. You want to push me into a lake where

I'm just standing here? Guess what? I ain't gonna come to the surface. Now you're gonna be feeling real bad. You won't go come to the surface. Now you gonna be feeling real bad and you gonna go to jail for murder.

Yeah, I'm fine, what was that?

Hey, just a little prank. You look kinda shook there.

First time in the forest?

No, I've been in a forest before. Right.

I'm Ashley and this is Andre.

Hey.

Nice to meet you.

Frank told us you were coming.

Kinda late though.

We've been here for like an hour.

How am I late? Y'all don't even work here.

Anyway, Ashley's in tower one just up the road. I'm tower five.

And you'll be...

Okay, 6.

Spooky!

Tower 6 is haunted. No one lasts there for longer than a few months. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He said he saw a man watching him in his tower. And when he looked closer, the man had no face.

Totally bogus. Anyway, we've got bigger problems now. The last guy in the tower disappeared a few days ago.

You know what's great? Somebody just said, why is there a skeleton? Bro literally just got here five seconds ago. Like, literally. five seconds ago like literally bro just got here yeah Frank told me I'm telling

you it's haunted just be on the lookout it's easy to get lost out there it's

getting late though early start tomorrow okay nice meeting you we should do a

tower hangout welcome party good off that might do it tomorrow at my boss if

you need anything just buzz the radio chat

This is giving leave you on a cliffhanger vibes We're about to get left on a cliffhanger Because the first game left us on a cliffhanger this game's about to leave us on a cliffhanger, too. I Know it is. I got a feeling so pre prepare yourself Y'all have a good night. Thank you. Where's my time losers that I absolutely fried last night still at it. Wait, where's the...

I'm gonna report some garbage, W employee. Someone left a mess here near some picnic tables.

Yeah, we'll do a clean up tomorrow.

We?

Y'all can do a...

All those kids again.

Y'all can do a clean up tomorrow. I'm good off that. I don't get paid enough for that. Oh my goodness, they all just got absolutely fried too. That's hilarious Dog man, that's a beautiful sight to see Deserved facts wait, which way do I go?

Left or right?

Take the right path.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, take the left and you'll be walking through Dave. Hey, you know what, chat? W coworkers, because they could have played another prank on me and made me go left and I'd have been lost. You know what? I appreciate it for that, even though they jump scared us. I appreciate them for this

Wait, this looks familiar. Is this the area from the early earlier? Uh, you remember that you remember that?

Hey, am I getting set up? Where is my watchtower? Is that it? Chat, I don't know what it is about these watchtowers in the woods. They have so much aura for some reason. I don't know why. They have so much aura.

Dude, I don't know why. I literally don't. Like I want one of these for myself. Like like would you would you want to have one of these in your yard? Tell me that wouldn't be cool Do you could live in that thing I'm thank me Imagine this ain't watch tower six right here and we got it wrong. Wait it's kinda nice.

Wait a minute. It's getting cold I should get a fire going. Let's do that then.

It's so cozy! Life. Life. Life. Life.

Somebody please help!

That's the guy we played as at the start of the game.

Fat and lonely with the five gifted. I hear somebody screaming for help. Go check it out.

Probably a lost hiker. for help. Go check it out. But I don't want to. But what about my personal safety? But I don't want to go. It's not my job to help people. My job is to sit in the watchtower and make sure everything's okay. But that doesn't involve helping people. Hey, scream for help and- Scream in agony if you're okay, sir. If you are okay, scream in agony, please. agony please sir are you okay sir where you at Bubba big dog what you doing in here I measured my head! This is the ranger that went missing!

Hey, wait! I'll radio break.

Is there anyone there? I'm here!

Bonnie! Somebody please! What are you doing? Three weeks ago.

W. Moore. We're here. Are you spacing out again?

You know, I feel a bit weird. Maybe we should go back.

Nonsense, Thompson. Some fresh air would do good.

So we're just taking the short route tonight? Close, Thompson. Some fresh air would do good. So we're just taking the short route tonight? Close, Thompson. Close. But tonight, we spice things up a bit.

We're taking a detour to the meadow. We've earned-

OOOH THE MEADOW!

That's an order I can get behind, Sergeant. Lead the way.

Okay, let's go then.

Why'd you cut the music off?

Can't wait to down some of these cold beverages.

It's the two goobers from the gas station. Y'all remember? Y'all remember? I said, do you remember? You can't get away with not answering say yes say yes Oh, no, chat some about some

Okay, some about, something about...

Okay, something about going off in the middle of the woods,

drinking. You know, fellas, sometimes I wonder why they got us stationed here. It's like they're trying to bore us to death.

True.

I mean, what's the point of having us patrol this forest every night? Oh, no. It's not like anything ever happens.

True.

Maybe they think these trees are plotting against us it's our job to keep in the check right well it wouldn't surprise me at this point but seriously I've been thinking our duties are too easy to receive do these gotta be more than just wandering through the woods. I get what you're saying, Thompson. It's like they're keeping us in the dark about something.

And what about this assignment? Isn't it just some old civilian building? I mean, what could possibly be so important that they need us over here?

Hey, I just heard a noise, did y'all hear that?

I wish I knew, Thompson. It's just some old run-down facility with dusty files and outdated equipment. It feels more like a run down facility.

Y'all I'm hearing some noise action. Guys!

Heh, well at least the trees are safe from our vigilant watch.

Yep, yep. At least we got some time to take a breather.

Yo W voice actors though. Guys, I'm not gonna lie. I heard it I'm hearing like some crunch action back there. Y'all don't hear that Y'all really gonna act like y'all to hear that crunch action Hey, oh y'all got a gun Shakira

Hey, do y'all hear that

All the hips don't lie song

True The hips don't lie song True

Y'all how far how much

How much you know with all this talk about the base of the forest? You've never really discussed what brought each of us here. What's your story Thompson? Well, I'm personally my story Just a small-town guy joined the military for a bit of adventure I never thought I'd end up patrolling a quiet forest every night though

What about you sergeant? You seem like you've got some stories to tell no, he don't he ain't got no stories

They act like you're not there. Yeah, I feel like i'm left out, you know patrols like these bring back memories

Reminds me of something that thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great. He tastes like you only sweeter One night yeah

Thanks for the memories

Strange happenings in the area people said the place was haunted haunted Come on, sergeant. Don't tell me you believe in ghosts. I didn't then.

They ain't a vibe.

Let me finish.

We were on a routine patrol, just like this one.

They ain't a vibe.

They really ain't.

The air felt thick, and the silence was suffocating. Suddenly, we heard footsteps behind us. We turned around, expecting to see one of our own, but there was no one there. Just the rustle of leaves and the feeling of being watched. It happened night after night.

Footsteps following us. We could never catch who or what was behind us. We set up an ambush by this old tree grove. One of the units went as bait, and we waited in the bushes. Suddenly we heard the footsteps and there how long is this trail we saw we saw we saw the Loch Ness monster oh my god it had tentacles and

like three eyes coming out of its head I bet it had tentacles

Thompson come on bro. Don't don't encourage him

Look around you We've been out here like a hundred times, you know, so sergeant

Man where the cabinet so I see something. Hey, I see something up here y'all be careful. Oh, it's a tree stump

Thompson take Reynolds to get some wood for the fire. I'll set up the pit

right sergeant Let's go Reynolds. I know a good spot. Okay, buddy You're dealing with the TW, dealing with the 10. Man, the sergeant is so rad.

No, he's not. I'm cooler.

I heard he's a certified B. I've seen some combat.

Okay, well I own the goo-ble-goo.

I mean, what?

What are we doing?

Oh, I gotta pick up some sticks, okay. How many sticks we need? Chat, how many sticks we need?

Oh, got it.

Life, oh my goodness, life. Chad how many sticks we need? Oh got it. Life.

Oh my goodness.

Life.

Oh my goodness. Um what's going on?

I was just trying to get some more sticks.

I'm gonna go get some more sticks. I'm gonna go get some more sticks.

I'm gonna go get some more sticks.

I'm gonna go to catch a vibe. Dealing with another fire thing.

Do you guys hear that?

I don't hear nothing. Maybe one of the units are pulling a fast one on us. I don't think this is a prank, Sergeant.

What's going on?

I don't hear nothing.

Well, I don't know.

Let's get the heck out of here.

Alright, Let's go Do you guys see that what oh my god, where

Is that a UFO Why did stop over top of us? Oh Lord! It's gonna take a... Oh my God! I told y'all it was gonna be a cliffhanger. That was episode two, so there's gonna be an episode three.

That was cinema.

That was cinema, Chad. That was so good. W game for real. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

That was cinema.

No joke, W game for real. W game for real, like no joke, that was good. Dare I say game of the year chat? Dare I say it? Dare I say it? Y'all already know what time it is now.