Welcome to the Star Park Circuit!Oh, hey everybody.I'm Greg Woods from Yela's Marble Runs.Our brawlers are lined up on the starting grid.I hope you've made your predictions.Choosing the winner gets five Chaos Drops, three for second place, two for third, and one for fourth through tenth.
Lights are on!And we're rolling!Oh, Carl with a terrible start.No horses to get in front of that cart.When you're the last off the line, what are you doing, man?
We've got a log jam underneath that spike arm.And that drop was closed for some but open for the leaders.It is Squeak making the track sticky for everybody behind.Oh, Spike getting caught on the spikes.No comment from the cactus but a wry smile.Squeak will lead this first lap absolutely fearless because, of course, Dog Saliva cannot feel fear, or much of anything for that matter.
Meeple holding in second place.Spike and Tick with some gaps between them as they come off of the conveyor belt to start lap number two of three.
Caught briefly under that spike fist, and Squeak misses the drop.Oh, Meeple just barely does with a push from behind by Spike.Off they go.Meeple can't guarantee that Meeple is cheating, but most likely is.
Bolt, the newcomer, takes the lead.Find the spikes this time.Obviously, the brawlers have not learned.And finally they are released.Bolt, a new brawler, gonna be releasing on June 11th.Originally a Battle Bumper toy, he dreams of being a racer and is getting his chance today.
Could he turn it into a win?Hey, there's the safety marble waiting for Tick to explode, which we fully expect at some point.Looking farther back, Edgar, clearly miserable as always.
8 -bit as expected toward the back of the field.A bit of a shock for Max to be back there as well.Oh, we've got a change because that trapdoor opened just in time to give Squeak the lead!The spinner was good to Rico, not so much for Bolt.It is Squeak about to take the lead.lengths in front as they go through the spikes, and there goes Spike around the outside!
That cactus is on the move.A couple of turns to go, but still a lot of movement from elsewhere in the field.Rico got down to 40 % health before using star power, and how about Bolt falling all the way back to ninth?Meanwhile, up front, down the ramp, and Spike wins it!Let's listen to Spike's radio.
Fantastic.The sounds of pure joy.Squeak gets second and Rico the Gumball Machine gets third.Well, for everybody who picked Spike, you get five Chaos Drops, $154 .54.Squeak comes in second and Rico in third.How about Max getting lapped?
I didn't know Max got a movement speed nerf.Well, before you go, don't forget to log in and make your predictions for the next race.
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