Gaurav Gupta is darker than I thought…..💀 | #168

When I was 7 years old, I had a disease. I couldn't grow. Look, 14-15 is the age of a boy where he realizes for the first time that there are things in his body that are not normal.

Yes, yes, yes.

There are waves too.

Yes, so that wave was fine.

Okay, that wave.

I understand what you're saying. I don't know what God is. Whatever happens, this wave is fine. This wave is a gift from God. I thought I'd be short but I was a cystic. Who's your favorite comedian? Abhishek Umani. His dialect is very funny. He'll get insects in his dance.

He talks like a ghost.

He'll be like, come, come, come.

Why is Same So You?

I think it's a good thing that... Let me know if you get a phone, let me know.

Okay?

Is it necessary to call?

It's my wife's.

I have realized one thing. Like I got married and all this.

So my married friends are as scared of their wives as kids were scared of their father. They are more scared of them. Right? Fear and fear are different. Wife is fear.

What happens? I am not new to this.

I have no idea. You are scared. You brought a Mexican.

Can you speak?

Yes, I can speak. This is Baniya. And this is a Mexican daughter-in-law. We are exporting Baniya culture. What is your wife's name? Claudia Gupta. He's saying that I should have been Claudia Bansal.

Claudia Bansal, Claudia Goyal. He's saying that I should have been Goyal. Claudia Bansal is the worst. Claudia Gupta doesn't look that special. What can we do? Doesn't it feel like... Doesn't it feel like...

Doesn't it feel like... Claudia Gupta looks like... Doesn't it feel like... Doesn't it feel like... Doesn't it feel like... Doesn't it feel like... I have come to the first podcast of my life. I have told everyone that I will never come.

Finally, I came. But I am glad that I came to your podcast. The first one to ask was also like that. Yes, brother, I am telling you. You will say that I am exaggerating, but I am telling you the truth. For me, those 25 minutes we spent in New York, in a bar, where you, me, Bassi bhai, Anchal, your wife, your wife's sister and her husband were there. Yes, yes, Chinky was also there. Brother, I messaged Anchal after that, shout out to Anchal, but I messaged Anchal that how does this person's filter work? What a man you are! Do you remember what you say when you speak?

Bro, everyone says that after drinking.

I...

Drinking?

We all drank at that time.

Yes, we can say that.

We can say that.

We can tell from the first podcast.

No problem, bro.

No, we were a little high then. I mean, I don't say high. We had kept a few beers that day. So that was it. I met Prakash for the first time in America. It was in November, 2022. I met Bassi, Anchal and all. And it was a lot of fun.

Your wife was telling you,

Gaurav, stop. And you had no clue. You were in a weird state. Jokes on him, jokes on him, jokes on him. And then jokes on your wife's sister. I was like, how do you come up with such funny jokes?

Then I met Kapoor bhai. He told me that Gaurav leaves the steering and turns back while driving. No worries, friends, we will end this podcast finished all the dialogues to know the truth. He is very much on the table. But still, I was trying to understand what is so nervous about the podcast?

What can you say? I have two things about the podcast. One is that I have a camera in front of me. Wherever you put it, I can't see it. But if the camera comes in front of me, I get a little scared.

I don't know, there is something. That's why when I record my stand-up, I don't hide the camera as much as possible. If I see the camera once, I become very conscious.

Okay.

That the camera is around me. So I am always conscious about my thoughts.

Okay.

First this happened. And second is that, the people who are bored in a closed room, they go out in the open. Whether people like it or not, or what, they can stay in the open. So, in that matter, nowadays, people get offended on anything. They catch it.

But when you do comedy, when you write, when you make, and then you do shows, then also there is a risk. Because your comedy is like this. At one level, you are played. You are always playing with them. They are playing with Jats. So, that's an issue there too. You can never accept someone's bad.

I would like to say this. I swear, I joked a little bit on the Jats. I didn't joke on them. I played a little bit on their things. But I swear, I thought I would get beaten up so badly. But I am so glad that they are such a good community.

Jat community. community is that they have never given me hate. And I thought I would get beaten up. And they have given me love. And in fact, they have come on the show. Hats off to that community. They know that they have life and they can beat me up.

Yes, yes.

And there will be no surprise.

They should be blamed.

There will be no surprise that Jad beat him up. Yes, it was a must. So, if you mess with me, I'll beat you up. But I'll still get offended when I joke. But I'm not offended at all. After uploading so many videos, I must have received at least one or two messages. And they were very mild. Like, please wait a little longer.

No one said that they'll take your car or kill you. I mean, they took it very positively, which I didn't expect. So thanks to Jatt community. Thanks to Jatt community. You should say thanks anyway. Do you understand?

Daily. Yes, say anything. Daily, before getting up in the morning and getting into the car.

It's your fault.

You should say thanks to Jatt. You cannot say. Thanks to Jat. But yes, it's a very good community. They laugh a lot in the show. I heard your joke, Jat.

But I didn't tell them. I modify their jokes a little bit. What did you say? I said, we are so tight while talking about this. If one word goes from here to there, the bell will ring.

This is a a risky job. But you had a joke, I was listening to it yesterday or the day before yesterday. Like they say, there is no limit to space. If you go to space, there will be a limit to that too.

Very good.

Once you have a car, you can't stop. Can I ask a question?

Yes.

Can I ask? I have a deep question. Yes, ask it. How did you find out in your childhood that you are funny? Oh, this is a very bad question.

So, there must have been some such incident. You must have been funny from school.

I mean, I know the question is very bad. I was not funny from school.

Then?

I was that kid whose kids would beat him up. In class? Yes, a lot. Actually, I used to get treatment. I was sick when I was a kid. At what age? Why is he sad?

No problem, you continue. But some people think I am a joker. But my childhood has been very bad. This is the phase that is going on. I am living properly after 30. Before that, I had struggled in my life. When I was 7 years old, I had a disease.

Liver disorder, which is called total hypertension. And at that time, there were not so many resources. So, I didn't know about my disease. Now, I was getting symptoms of vomiting blood. Now, imagine a 7-year-old kid vomiting blood. And I did everything and saw.

I mean, I showed it consulted a doctor, a chemist. Someone suggested goat milk, someone suggested jamun, someone suggested vinegar, I don't know what else. All the remedies. I went to the medical line, someone said it's jaundice, someone said it's something, someone said it's something.

I couldn't get a diagnosis. I was getting so many tests done, needles were getting in every day, blood was coming out. I was 7 years old. And what happened with that liver disorder was that I couldn't grow. Height? Yes, height, structure. So, I was short in height.

I mean, I grew very little from 7 to 10. So, my height in 10th grade was 5'2 or 5'3. And right now I'm 5'10. Because of that liver disorder, the circulation was disturbed. And or 5'3. And right now I'm 5'10. Because of the liver disorder, the circulation was disturbed. And it was total hypertension. So, what happened was that there were clots in my body.

And when they erupted, I used to vomit blood. So, I couldn't digest anything because my liver was damaged. So, when I was 12 years old, when I was treated for 4-5 years, and Dr. Sareen is a renowned doctor, if you know. Of liver?

Yes.

Yes, search for it.

Dr. S.K. Sareen.

Okay.

They don't need to search. You don't know, you are a ***. You don't know, I was watching you. Dr. S.K. Sareen. Yes, he is the man. He was the first one who diagnosed my disease. And he must have taken some tests.

He did a lot of tests. I was 9 years old then. He did my treatment for 1.5-2 years. Then he understood that the surgery will be done. When I was 12, I underwent a very massive surgery. Which was for 10-12 hours. So I have a mark from here to here on my stomach. Okay. So my entire childhood, from 7 years to 12 years,

I had surgery. And after 12 years, post-surgery, the precautions that you have to take. That was all happening like this. I didn't have any talk with anyone. Whoever talked to me, they didn't talk with love.

They were like, how are you? I got sympathy. And when I was sick, he used to stop playing. He used to tell the kids not to play with the leather balls. Don't make him play games of jumping and jumping. Take care of him.

So my friends were becoming my caretakers. So some stayed and some didn't. I had to take care of him. Like whoever used to sit on my bench, my son, he was called papa. He used to say, son, he is not well.

You take care of him. If there is any problem, you tell ma'am. So, I used to do fun things in my childhood. Running, jumping, falling from anywhere. So, my childhood turned out to be very sad. So, I used to spend all my energy on my studies. I was a very good student in my childhood.

Really?

I used to study because I didn't have anything else. So, you were a topper? I wasn't a topper. This was a tragedy. There were two girls. They used to come in the first and second place.

The girls were very selfish. I used to come on Tuesdays to Prasad and tell him that I want to beat them. Really? I will beat them. You have become ambitious. Yes, I will beat them. And I used to come third in so many footy games.

Third is not bad.

I always felt that why I couldn't come first or second. And they play against each other. Yes, they play against each other. They were coming first, he was So, my childhood was like that. I was not able to play. Tension, tension.

I was admitted to the hospital. I got so many injections. I was not able to take the injections. The fear was gone. Blood test and all. So, I mean,

I had this surgery for 12 years. Then after 12 years, the doctor said, keep it a little cold. The stitches come out. It takes time. Then after 14-15 years, my height increased, I grew. And it was a success.

That operation was a success. And my spleen was removed. There is a spleen. Yes, there is one. It was removed. So, thanks to Dr. Sir and his team,

I survived. If that operation was successful, they would have said that he could... It could be wrong. Okay. It would have been better if he had said that in the comment. Today, comedy is above all.

He has made a group somewhere near Mathura. He is saying that all the brothers are sitting there.

Dr. Sareen!

Dr. Sareen!

Dr. Sareen, why did you stitch him? You should have left him open and waited for 15 minutes

No one speaks on us

Banyu's In 1996, this man nipped them in the bud It will definitely come in the comments Bro, why did that surgery go successful?

Bro, sometimes did that surgery go successful? Comment.

Bro, sometimes I like medical negligence. I wish Dr. Sarin...

I wish Dr. Sarin...

I wish that day... No, I wish there was a power cut in the operation theatre.

That's crazy.

Okay, bro, when you started getting better at 14-15, That's crazy. Whatever happens, this is the right way. This is the gift of man. I thought I would stay young, but...

System failed.

I thought, even if I stay young, it's okay. As long as I live...

Bro, you will work.

This was the... At least, it wasn't like... Bro, this is God's gift. Doesn't it depend on liver. It depends on the height of the liver, but it doesn't depend on this. In that, it was like, his voice won't be heavy,

and he has a little beard. All that is there. But that function, God has given me a different route. Whether all this is fine.

No problem there?

Yes, brother. But you never, I have been given a different route. Whether it's okay or not. No problem there? Yes.

But have you ever... Because you don't have the age to worry about it. I didn't understand at that time.

When I didn't know, I felt like it's over. What is all this? I go to the hospital every day. I go to the hospital. I can't attend the class. Sometimes I miss a subject.

Sometimes I... I used to pass in the third term. I was so strong in the first two terms that I could pass. So, I didn't even have to wait for the third term. I was getting my treatment in the hospital. So, that was fun. But I managed to survive. And then I slowly...

Then I gained a little confidence. I grew in height. So, in the beginning, as I was telling you, I was bullied a lot in school because of my short height. I used to be the first in class. I used to put a toothpick in my mouth. I used to say the same old tags to the kids.

You are this, you are that. Liliput, whatever.

You used to say Liliput?

Whatever they said, I used to say it to them. That's why I never made fun of Gaurav Kapoor. Okay. I am safe from that place. Gaurav is stabbing you. No, because I was also GK's...

I can understand the pain.

I could have been GK's.

Yes.

So I never say anything. GK still keeps saying, I am small, I am this and that. I say, no, you look cute. Aakash Gupta says, no, you look cute. So I say everyone is cute. Because I know I am just call everyone cute. I am just a kid.

If Dr. Saree had not saved me, I would have been a kid. I am a bad kid. I am a kid with a bad liver. Kapoor is a kid but his liver is very good. Very good. When he does with the liver. Yes, that's right. Top 5 liver of very good. Very good. Yes, true.

Top 5 liver of all time. Top 5. Kapoor's liver should be tested by all alcohol brands. Like, in Amaron Batteries, they used to put chicken in one bottle.

Or in Batteries, they used to put Kapoor's liver in the whole bottle. And it was absolutely delicious.

It was the same.

It was clean and it was delicious.

So, that was the time. I used to do mimicry. When I was sick. I did mimicry of my family, my grandmother, my uncle. I was interested in mimicry from the beginning. I used to follow comedy shows.

I used to read a lot of comic books. I didn't have anything else to play with. People used to say that I was a cricket... There is no comedy premium league here. I don't even go there. I don't know how to play cricket. I only know how to play bat and ball.

Okay.

Because I was never allowed to play leather balls. And I didn't know any sport outdoors. And I didn't like it indoors. So I used to study, observe or mimic. I used to mimic where my brain was working. Then my humour developed. Then when I got better in class, I started hitting kids.

You hit this, you hit that. You walk like this, he walks like that. So I thought that maybe I can make space.

So I think that was can make space.

I think that was my defense mechanism. People used to come to me and ask me to remove the teacher's head. I used to think that now I am there. I am not invisible. So that happened. Then I did medical coaching. I wanted to become a doctor because I followed the medical process. So I used to go to people and say,

how good people are they, they are treating me. I had so much respect for Dr. Sreeni. So I used to say, I want to do the same. Because I had seen so much hospitalization. So I thought I have to do the same. If I become something, I will become this so that I can cure someone.

So I did medical preparation. Now I didn't know that just by dreaming, you can't become a doctor. There are very few seats in the country. Now the comment will come, there were not less seats, you were not worthy. So there were 2,500-3,000 seats and the child applied for 6-7 lakhs. So I dropped. First I dropped once, then twice, but not twice.

Then I went to dental. So when I was preparing, I was going to coaching. So I was acting in coaching. I was mimicking people. Teacher?

Yes.

I was doing it in my free time. People were getting excited. Then we were going by bus. I used to go to Akash Institute. So I used to go. I was making people laugh. I didn't know that something was happening. Then I tried once in college to go on stage.

I hadn't gone on stage till then. I went on stage in 2006.

Which year? 2006.

2005.

2005.

In 2005. Freshers' Mono Acting Competition.

Yes.

I said that I do mimicry. I had already done it. I had tested it. Even the college students. I tested this teacher and that teacher. Even the college teachers. Everyone laughed. I thought I will do it for them. Then I thought no one will laugh at me. I will do it on the stage of the college. The teachers will feel bad.

These were my internal jokes. Then I did that. If our faculty in dental college were from Bollywood. Suppose Nana Patekar was a teacher of dental lab. Atal Bihari Vajpayee was some other teacher.

Then I thought, whatever he said, and that laugh that I got for the first time, that you're standing on stage and people are laughing. Usually I thought they were laughing in the classroom, around me. That laugh was intoxicating for me.

I've never felt better than that in my life. I felt that this is something different. I got off the stage and all the people in my college were crazy. They were all going crazy. Even the teachers were remembering my performance. They were giving me free grades. I did half of the work.

I became so likeable. The most rude teacher was smiling at me. Hello. He also knows that he will make you do it. Nana Banekar, how are you? And Vajpayeear, how are you?

Vajpayee ji, how are you? I was going to the canteen and seniors were saying that you are doing very well. I was like, bro, when you get so much validation, it is fun. Then I started doing more.

Then while doing, I used to laugh in the bus. Then I didn't know that there was a career barrier. There was no stand-up either. So I did my dentistry. So you did dentist as practice as well? Yes. I had never thought of a career. I thought, okay, at least in normal life people consider you a good company. Every group used to call me.

They used to say, call Gaurav, we'll have fun. Call him, he'll make you you enjoy for 10-15 minutes. So I used to become a mess in the canteen. I am sitting alone and laughing. I acted in someone's administration. I did his work. You are looking like this. You are looking like that.

I made him laugh. So, then I started enjoying it. Then, what to say, then nothing. Then, brother, the price of lentil bread is understood when you pass out from college. That's true. Then I opened a clinic. I ran the clinic. The clinic was running. I was in a state of shock.

The clinic was running, but you were not.

I was acting as a patient. What are you saying? Yes, I was acting as an assistant in my free time.

Why did you laugh at the assistant?

The assistant was saying, Sir, Sharmaji is coming today. He will come. I'm acting for him. Or I'm tagging the patient. Now you remember something. Yes, I remember something. Or I was doing the job of the patient. I was being frank with the patient.

I was joking with him. He was laughing. He said, don't make me laugh. I said, he is laughing too. So, I was inside. You saw the movie Tamashif. When I saw that movie, I felt exactly the same.

That he is in the conference hall.

Yes.

And he is saying some weird things. And they are going on in his mind.

Right.

Are you getting it?

Yes.

So, when you are bowing on the dentist chair...

When I am working, I am working. There is no problem in working. But my mind is a humorous one. It is different. I was tagging and punching. Like, there was an aunt who always took money from here and gave it to me. So I was like, is she talking like that? So I said, aunt, you have to pay by card.

You are making me do all this. I did all this. I am taking trouble.

Yes, okay. Until then, there was no UPI.

Yes, there was no UPI.

So I was like this. So, I was like this. Yes, I understood. So, I said, I am getting a tingling sensation here. And I am enjoying it. I am not enjoying the work as much as the patient is laughing at my talks. He is getting a hit in the validation.

Yes, he is getting it.

Like he said, I put a tooth on an uncle's tooth. I said, you used to suck on a puppy's tooth.

So I said, this is not ending.

Patients are laughing.

I am acting as a patient or someone else.

I said, there is something. So, in a way, I had this mechanism of being happy. It's like, you call it adrenaline rush, you call it dopamine. I didn't know all this. My happy place, my passion. Now I understood that it was my dopamine. So, I used to enjoy. And I used to get more excited after drinking.

Because I was completely unleashed. Yes, I have seen. So, I was getting more drunk. I was doing business, so I was getting more drunk. I was joking more. And inside, in dimension... So, I said, okay.

So, I got that. So, after doing dentistry for so many years, I did it from 2012 to 2018.

Okay.

So, when I did it for 3 years, in 2015, I went to have dinner with my wife. There was a comedian called Sumit Anand. He is a very good comedian.

He is a very old comedian.

He is a very old comedian. So, he was performing. And I saw him. So, he told me that he is an open mic. I said, this is a very good thing. Although, the setting was very bad for him.

It didn't even start in 2015. There was nothing. I was in a restaurant in 2015 in CP. They were performing there. There were 8-10 people sitting there. They were eating half of the food and not listening. But I was watching them a little bit carelessly. I was in their zone.

I didn't care if they were saying bomb or not. I was just enjoying it. I was watching them carelessly. They were sitting with a mic. I was watching them carelessly. I saw their poster of a very simple way. I was like, is this a thing? I was doing it like this. I was doing it like this.

I was like this. I was so scared. I didn't know how to start. My wife asked me to ask him. Then he told me about open mic. I did mimicry in my first open mic.

I did sun sunnig. I did sun sunnig. Yes, I did sun sunnig. I used to do this. Look at this monster. As soon as he made it on you, look at this monster. How this man calls different content creators and makes his mouth hot.

I don't know, this doesn't stand up. I was very bad and Manik Manayat, you know him? He told me to run away. He didn't give me a spot for 2-3 months. I knew mimicry. Then he told me, I told a few comedians,

that this is not done. Manish Tyagi is a comedian. Aamir Sharma is a comedian. They told me that I need a bit of storytelling. Talk about yourself and make a set on it. Then I started watching videos of all the people who were available on YouTube.

Who were available? Jeeveshu, Zakir Khan, Amit Tandon. And there was a Rising Stars of Comedy on NDTV.

Okay.

There were a lot of comedians. I saw all of them. Now I understood that they were talking about themselves. So I thought what am I? Then I got an open mic in Jeevish's Barrels. So I wrote about myself. What am I? I said, I am a Baniyan. And I belong to a middle class family.

Then I punched it. The observations of my childhood. And I did that.

I remember, brother, that I... Actually, it's a funny thing. I did only one open mic in my life. And in that open mic, Sumit Anand and Manik were running it themselves. I think that host... No, Sumit was performing. It was Sumit's set. Manik was MCing, whatever you call it.

And I realized that the thing that is funny in your mind, there is no guarantee that it will be funny on paper. And the paper you wrote, you were able to deliver it. There is no guarantee of that.

No. There are two different ways of being funny and comic. Bro, delivery is a very different thing. I mean, if you have written on paper and I say... Like there was a joke of Gaurav.

Yes.

That he is peeing and I am cutting it. So I am playing pee ninja.

What?

When he told me on the phone, Kapoor. Yes. I said, what is this? I said, what did you write? And when he performed, I was laughing. Because he does this. I said, what was the driver?

I'll mimic Gaurav.

Please, brother.

Gaurav.

Gaurav. I don't know. No. I don't know. I don't know GK's that much. I know Gaurav Kapoor's. So, if you have seen, in COVID, I did mimicry. So, mimicry is my base of humour. I think it comes from observation. So, I started mimicry of comedians.

So, everyone was laughing in the green room. Now I have left it. So, at that time, I had a lot of comedians. I have done mimic. So at that time I had a lot of... I had a lot of comedian's... I have also done mimicry on Instagram. I...

People don't know. I have met you twice. And both times the atmosphere was... Manju, we were talking. Once there was an award show in Goa in 2023. It was in early 2023.

And I went to that award show and there were many weird people there. There was a comedian, Bassi bhai, Rahul bhai, Gaurav bhai, and a few more, I don't remember. Then there were gamers, tiktokers, at that time tiktok was very popular. So their career had just come on Instagram. Then there were some YouTubers like Karan Singh Magic, Bhuvan Bam,

Ashish Chanchalani, Harsh Benewal, everyone was partying and drinking. Suddenly, someone came running and said, Brother, the meeting is going on. So, the atmosphere was like this. I said, what meeting is going on?

So, I went out and saw that everyone was charging Gaurav.

You tell him this, tell him that,

Tag him on this.

And he was like a gun. And all the people were standing with their pants tight.

So that they don't kill us more. I mean, I saw that day and I saw it in the US once. When a person is on, he doesn't stop.

Yes, I have that problem. It happens after drinking a little. But I think that's the same. Bro, this is very unique. I have sat with all the comics. All the comics behind the set are not so funny.

It is very unique. And I know a lot of funny people that cannot write a set and perform for anything. It's not possible. Translating it, repeating it in the paper 100 times, checking where it's hitting and where it's not,

is very difficult.

I haven't made any joke book till date. You think I don't know how to use a laptop.

Really?

I don't work in a corporate. I don't even know how to use a laptop. I'm very much into technology. I learned mobile, in comedy. Otherwise I am a very lazy person. I don't even know how to use a laptop properly. You must know how to turn it on.

Yes, it turns on. I just clean it. You do the same work as my wife does. I clean it, charge it. The charge... I mean, the sound came.

The rest...

The light turned on.

I don't know anything else. Space and all that. I don't know anything else. I don't know how to copy paste. You don't know how to copy paste? Maybe I know now. But at one time I used to call my wife and ask her to copy paste. Like her laptop was open. She said, hold on. She said, copy paste it.

I said, I don't know how to do it. You do it. I didn't know how to do that either.

Okay.

So you don't have a joke book? I can't write. How can I write sitting down? I get on the stage with a thought and deliver it. 10-15 times. The way I'm getting out of it, that's how I feel. But how do you remember what hit you got next? I make a video of it in voice recorder. So I keep listening to it. This line is cracked, this line...

And then...

Crazy, bro. I'm so used to this process.

Process? No, bro. It is bad. It should be a joke book. Sometimes I come and miss the tag. It should be written, but I am lazy. I didn't do it. Everyone has their own process in these things. Those who know me, in Green Room, I don't have a joke book,

I don't have a laptop, nor do I have a folder in my phone. Everything is here.

Do others have a book?

Yes, many people come. Many people come. Like I know Jaspreet, I think he makes everything on a laptop. And there are a lot of comedians who write and keep it somewhere.

But like the observation that you catch in day to day life, on which you make jokes, you must also write somewhere.

No, brother, I don't write anywhere, it stays in my mind. Oh, you write it all the time. I write it and then I keep telling it. You keep telling it to someone. Yes, I told my wife, my parents, Gaurav Kapoor, and others. Then people laughed at it. Then they said, yes, this tag is looking good. Okay.

Like I had a joke, a small cardigan work in a big market. So I told 2-3 comics first, that it's looking good. I didn't write it, I just delivered it.

Okay.

When I delivered it, I thought it's funny, so I made it more crisp and tight and then made the set. I see. I don't have a writing process.

So you can do only one show at a time. Because 2-3 shows are left in your mind. What? Like if you have made a set of an hour and you are performing in front of everyone.

The flow in that, is it in your mind or the flow?

Yes.

Oh, man.

I am a priest.

We don't do this. They sit to get married. So, they keep reciting mantras.

That's it.

It's basically on my face. I haven't written any jokes. It's in my mind.

What was your first big comedy show that you did something like this for the first time that we have arrived, that we are doing this, this is happening.

You are talking about Solo? Yes, you saw Sumit for the first time in 2015. Then you found out later. How did that transition come from there? I started winning all the open mics. I am telling you, when I did these jokes for the first time, if these jokes didn't work, I would have changed it. But the audience perceived it so openly. So your career also started with these jokes.

I did the first one with Sansan. The second joke was the one with Baniya Punjabi. Do you remember? Yes, I remember. The first one was, I started with, Hi, my name is Gaurav Gupta. I am a Baniya. And we Baniyas give money for two things.

One is to build a house for our daughter's wedding. How big a house we will build? It will be a thousand square feet. It will be written down, Bansal Kotiya. The first joke was so shocking. I had never heard anything like that. Then I thought, a Punjabi girl gets married to a mother. And she was told,

Aunty, this is your last chance to improve your looks. So, this line was so sensational. Very real. That the mother was saying, Son, they eat non-veg, they show off. So, I said, Mom, please.

So, I started crying. I don't know what disaster it was. So tell them that the last chance is to improve the looks of your generation. This line, every time so much kill on it.

My dad has proved this line.

So look, they are sitting here as hybrids.

Punjabi marriage works out.

No non-veg.

This is it, brother. So it started from the second. I had made a video of it. I saw that it was going on. So, I added more tags to it. So, basically, I used to win in every open mic.

Which was in Delhi. In that too, those people who have been doing it for 3-4 months. I used to win in open mic. And I mean... You don't believe in it. There was an open mic on the radio which Papa CJ had done. I won that.

Nishant Suri and I tied in that. Two rounds. Then there was another open mic which was special. I won that. I almost won all the open mics. Or I would tie.

So I thought that my 10-15 minute material is like this. So I started the line-up show. So Aakash Gupta was the first one who introduced me to the auditorium for the first time. I had never been to the auditorium.

So Aakash was the first one.

Aakash used to make 100-150 seater auditorium shows. None of us were as viral as him. What year is this? This is from 2016. It's 2016. 16 starting. I have been here for 7-8 months. Akash has been here for a year or two. And I think Zakir Bhai was also here in 2013-14. Zakir Bhai was gone by then.

He was gone by then.

He was gone in 2016. And now he is viral. So we were at the Ollens Frances, on Lodhi Road. There were 100-150 seats in the auditorium. Three comedians were there. I, Akash Chaubey and Srijan Kaushik. So, there was a lineup of four. 80-90 tickets were sold.

Okay.

But when the show went viral, when the auditorium went viral, I said, this is a ticketed show. And the names are coming from my face. Random people are laughing. So, the content is great.

So, I had uploaded it on YouTube for corporate reference. Unlisted. Okay, so if you want to send a query in corporate... Yes, so I had recorded it in a place, in Akshara Theater. I had recorded it, which was a kill everywhere. If I wanted to send someone to a corporate show,

which were cheap corporates, for a reference. I had unlisted that. And someone linked it and downloaded it. Oh shit. And that spread on WhatsApp and it went viral. WhatsApp only? Now, in that, I don't have anything written that I am a comedian.

Yes, true.

I am just saying, Hi, this is Gaurav Gupta, my name is Gaurav Gupta, I am a Baniya. And that video went viral. People are looking at it and asking who is this guy? There is no comedy written on it, no thumbnail is made properly on it, nothing has been censored. And it was spreading on WhatsApp. I mean, everywhere. It was in 2017.

17th May. And it spread. I got a lot of love. I mean, recognition. But I also got hate. Because people didn't understand what I was doing.

That this is comedy. Why is he speaking all of a sudden? So, I had to bear that hate. Then it spread to the second video. I uploaded it on my own. Then I thought that I shouldn't send a link like this. And should turn off the option of download.

But tell me one thing, you must be doing it in corporate. If you set it like this in corporate, then sometimes people will come and say that it's a little weird. I mean, corporate is a very serious environment. But it's a tense environment. Bro, I get a lot of touchwood from corporate.

Because I think it's clean. I mean, I'm clean. And plus, they take it in such a way that I'm talking about myself. Because either it's not me, Gupta.

Yes, that's right.

It's something else. So they say, he's forcing it. And then, I don't know what a blessing we Bani's have in every company. I am not making any promises. Even on Twitter. Brother, I have done so many corporate shows. There are 3-4 Bani's in top management.

There will be Bani, Marwari, Jains. I said, is this your job? So, I meet them everywhere. They enjoy it.

So, they listen to me.

Then I put Punjabi in contrast with them. They enjoy it. So, you played in two communities, right? Two biggest communities of India. Yes, the biggest community is North India, Hindi Bandi. So, you play there and I mix and match them.

Right. That's right. I mean, this is the biggest collab that I am doing. Now, there is a collab. You understand me, right? I am doing a do a collab. What will happen? There are two different worlds. Absolutely different. It's a Marvel and DC type world. Of Baniyos and Punjabis.

Do you understand? What is the difference? I mean, what is the major difference between them?

Between Punjabis and Baniyos?

There is a difference in lifestyle. And humans are all the same. But now it's the same that, that 10 rupees... That means, become. Yes, so what will he do? First, he will invest 6 to 7 rupees. Or he will keep it somewhere.

Then he will think what he can do with that 3 rupees. He has invested 6 rupees in that 3 rupees. He will invest the remaining 3 rupees in his daughter's marriage. He will keep the remaining 2 in the emergency. And the remaining 58-59 rupees will be spent at home or at the daughter's wedding. The other two will be kept in the emergency. And the remaining Rs. 58-59 will be spent on yourself. Or if the kids are crying a lot,

wife is asking for bangles, you give it to her. Otherwise, no. If you have given Rs. 10 to a Punjabi, first of all, Rs. 4 for a car, iPhone, clothes, or a trip, you will get it first. The remaining Rs rupees. When someone will say that we should invest 6 rupees,

then we will invest 2 rupees. Okay?

The remaining 4 rupees.

The remaining 4 rupees. That too slowly. What else? Tell me more ways.

So, that's it.

Let's live a little more openly.

It's not necessary that... It's possible that it's not saying that everyone has it. Now I have to say it. Disclaimer is going down.

I'm not talking about you. It can be about people like you. Brother, you know what my point is? We laugh at these things.

I don't have any opinion that this is up and this is down. You think that you are a 26th January Jhanki. I'm telling you a small thing. Okay. You have a President standing and he is greeting everyone. They are greeting every state. Now you tell me, those who say that you cannot typecast anyone. It is not typecasting, it is the flavor of that particular thing.

In Goa's Jhankis, everyone is dancing like this. They are dancing wearing caps, holding fish. So, is there no IT person in Goa? There is no intelligent person in Goa. Everyone is just partying. Everyone is partying. But the president is doing this.

Punjab's Jhanki is like lassi. People are doing this. The fields are empty. So, there is no technical thing in Punjab. Is there no army in Punjab? If someone goes on the road, everyone is doing this.

If someone comes to Orissa, if someone comes to Assam, everyone is busy with tea. So, are they all busy with tea gardens? Yes, true. No one from Assam can be a scientist. Nothing else. No one from Assam can party like you are showing in Goa.

True.

But it comes out wherever it goes. Now you say that you are distributing India state-wise on 26th January. This can also be a hate thing. You understand? But we do everything. And we understand the broader context.

You go to find fault in a person,

who is standing and talking. Now we say that you are dividing state-wise. It's not necessary that every state will be like this. Because it has a flavor. It doesn't mean that it's all like this. I agree.

I used to say something, which is a little controversial. When I moved abroad, you are meeting all types of people. Some are Latin American, some are black, some are white, some are Asian, some are Middle Eastern. And at that time, when I went in 2017, there was a lot of racism and it was very bad. Now, after Trump's arrival, that badness has ended. So everyone said that you can't say race, how can I believe that you are a part of the inner circle? One level of familiarity.

Like if you and I become good friends, then I will be able to say something that I can't say right now. Which will be a shot on you or a tag, which is not in our personal capacity right now. So, on one level, a person celebrates his difference to open up. If he talks about a small difference, then he is sharing it. Maybe I am adding it is adding up the difference. Bro, if everyone is the same, then there is nothing left. Then what should we do comedy on?

Comedy means that it has a flaw.

Yes, true.

And you enjoy it.

Or one thing is different.

You are not enjoying the flaw, you are making a story around the flaw. If I say that everything is good, then who will laugh? The jokes of husband and wife jokes are like this. In that, the husband and wife jokes, in the world, on WhatsApp, that heaven is made by the house,

the family is made by heaven, everyone's sole purpose is that the husband is a devil. It's not like that, right? We had that too, Sati was there. We had that too, who brought her husband from Yamraj. And in all the jokes, it is shown that

the wife makes them die. Yes, right. The wife makes them sad.

People are happy with the wife's mother. Yes.

But it's not like that, brother. The girl comes home. So, they are coming here on the joke. And all these uncles send it.

Most of all, brother. I mean, the uncles laugh at it to the next level.

That the wife is just being rude. Yes. Where did this angle come from? In marriage, they show that the wife praises the husband. Even if the wife's food is bad, she still has to praise the husband. It's not like that. But you have to do it to laugh. You say that the relationship between husband and wife is so pure. No one will laugh.

But you have to do it. You have to. How do I look? How bad is my wife? Sunil Sharma ji was there. He had a song like this. I am a housewife. Listen to me, I am feeling so happy. He had the same song.

I say, O housewife, O housewife. He has a similar wife. Right.

Yes, I understand you. And this is a very interesting genre. I complain to people many times. No one has told me what will happen near marriage. They say, he is getting married, he is getting married, he is getting married. At that time, they make the atmosphere.

Then as soon as you come near the wedding, a couple of men who are your friends, sit and say,

listen, now you can expect this thing. That now this will happen, now this will happen. And then once I had gone to an I went to the hotel lobby, my wife was with me, I told her to check my suit, don't be creased. Now she is a foreigner, she doesn't have much idea, don't know what system it is. She pressed it and the suit got burnt. Now I am in Mumbai, there won't be any new suit in the award show. So we said, no problem, we will wear it. It got burnt, we have to take the and they were like, son, make a number with your wife. With a burnt coat? Yes. I was thinking, I haven't thought of this angle.

I don't have an option. Yes, that what number with a burnt coat. But all this becomes very real all of a sudden.

And around this, the jokes start coming together.

Yes. Even if the mother presses and puts a coat, the child can refuse. And now you are in a universe where all these jokes are real. And all these jokes are cracking. Even a mother's cooking can be less. But a wife's Khichdi is also good.

Yes, right.

Like, I don't know, she's sitting with a knife on her throat. You show this only, but the fun is in this. That you showed it in a Tom and Jerry type. That's why people are laughing. Yes, I understood. I am not taking it seriously that girls are like this. Or wives are like this. But it showed a tom and jerry situation. That wives are like this.

That there is some naughtiness going on in them. That husband's free will is over. For comedy, you have to move away from this idealist thing. If you want real comedy, I mean I feel like comedy comes from imperfection.

When you do comedy.

Charlie Chaplin used to do comedy. Charlie Chaplin is failing at half the time. His pant is slipping. His stick is falling. His head is falling. The person who is coming is slapping him.

He is the most unwanted guy in the whole film. He is going and sliding down the stairs. His gate is opening everywhere. So, it is hitting his face. Right? He opened the flour sack.

So why are people laughing? They are laughing because it is imperfection. Now he is doing fine, everything is suited, he is behaving properly. They won't laugh. So comedy means making something around flaws that is acceptable.

Yes, you are right.

And the real test of comedy is people's laughter. You forget once, a person does it for a career on stage. You crack a joke at home, whether it is a good joke or not, you crack it in the midst of your friends. And everyone has experience. The boys who are your friends in your 20s, or your early teenagers, they have their own dynamic. That they all sat down, so now tag, tag, tag, tag, they pass 6 hours.

How do you know whether your joke was good or not? It's not like someone is following a moral principle. You know what's the purpose of comedy? If it's really not funny, then no one will laugh. No one's father can laugh. You can't hit a fake laugh.

I mean, I can hit it. I don't know why, but I used to think it was his fake laugh. I don't know why. Don't make fun of someone's laughter. If someone's laugh is bad, if your laughter was bad too,

and Dr. Sreeni does it, it would be good.

See, this is the first comment.

I wish the light went off that day.

I was under my own video.

But I am telling you that if it is funny, then it comes.

Right. But... And this comment comes like, sometimes you are under stand-up comedy, why are these people laughing so much? Why are they laughing so much? If you genuinely sit in a comedy show, that time absorbs you. You forget your tension for a while.

So you are not watching a video with your heaviness, which you are watching while scrolling at home. When you are sitting in front of a comedian, that 45 minutes, before that, opening act for 15 minutes. Your environment has become such that even if someone cuts your hair, you can't help but laugh.

The experience of comedy is the experience of the environment. Bro, the environment is actually, the laughs that are contagious, when everyone laughs, it's the environment. Why do people do clubbing?

Because if I give you a room to drink, you are standing alone in that room. I'll give you your favorite drink. I'll play your favorite song. You won't dance. You won't dance. You need 2-3 people around you who will do this and that, look at you. Then the ambience is made.

This is the same goes for comedy. That if you are watching a video sitting alone in the room, you are also watching the funniest joke, there is no one to laugh with you. So you'll just laugh. So they'll say, what's happening? So why did clubbing start? Why is there a restaurant for everything? So that everyone can eat together.

You go to a restaurant, you smell it, people are eating. The sound of utensils is heard. So you learn to eat. Are you getting me? Why do we club? The thing about clubbing is that everyone is dancing.

Everyone is in the field. So the atmosphere becomes so contagious. And you feel that it takes on you. Otherwise, it's not just alcohol that makes you dance. The atmosphere is making you dance. I'm saying, the same alcohol, put the same clothes on that guy, put the same DJ in his room,

and put two guys in his room. Those two guys won't dance.

You're right.

At least ten guys are needed. Then the atmosphere is made. I need 10 people to make the ambience. DJ, why do you say that? DJ, why do you say that in a wedding? Because the ambience is the same. So, until you are not live in stand-up comedy, you will feel dull sitting alone in the room. Or you can think with that much engagement

that I am in that zone. You will feel good. You can only enjoy in loneliness.

There is nothing else.

Those waves. You feel good in loneliness. I love being alone. I am alone. I am alone. This video is me and us. You are the only one who enjoys the comedy and amusement. I missed the OTT content in India, I missed that era. Because I wasn't there for him. So, sometimes what happens is, if you scroll YouTube Shorts,

there are a couple of things in it. That was a very terrible era for Indian TV. It was very bad. Anything is happening, bro. All the fetishes were cut from the middle. That this public...

And bro, tell me one thing, the show makers... Bro, there is nothing above this. Yes. There is nothing above this. I am going to take off my clothes in a few days. There is nothing above this. I have seen it. Because you see, this is a person. Like I was. If I had got hurt at that time,

when I didn't get Dr. Sareen, then my body wasn't growing, but that was good. So I felt that... He is alive. There is nothing above this. He has been is a prime. Whoever made it, wherever they hid it.

People are exploiting it. So that's it. But yes, I would say in comedy show, those who don't think it's funny, come and watch it. It will really create an atmosphere.

Like? Whatever comedy show you like, whatever comedian you think has potential, come to his comedy show and sit. Who do you like? Comedians? I mean, globally, what do you watch? I like something or the other from every comedian.

Like? Give me an example. I like a lot of people. I like Abhishek Uman. What is so unique about Abhishek? What I like about Abhishehek that he suddenly... I won't even talk about his storytelling. But the way he talks in his storytelling, it's like he's saying,

that there are insects in my teeth. His dialect is very funny.

Yes.

Right?

Yes.

Grow long hair. He'll get insects in his teeth.

Yes.

Mom, he's gone. He talks like a ghost.

He's back a ghost. He is here. Come.

Where will you go? It's a normal line. In which he says, when he sees you, he is gay. Where will you go? It's a normal line.

There is no punch in it. But it's funny. One thing is that his dialect is very funny. And the tag they put tags, and the callback that comes back, like the insect in the teeth, that's really good.

Open Abhishek's video from yesterday. Like Abhishek's video. Like Abhishek's recent video, where he says, nothing, I wrote water and gave it to you. Water.

That's hilarious. Water. I wrote water and gave it to you. Water. So he is laughing at this. I wrote water and gave it to you.

It was very accurate.

I wrote water and gave it to you. I didn't even make you drink it.

So he is laughing at this.

Now if this is what a normal person says. I wrote water and gave it to you. I didn't even make you drink it.

So you will get a complaint.

You won't laugh at this. The delivery was next level. The 6.5 video you uploaded yesterday. No, this is the one with Hagar.

Yes, this is the one with Hagar.

I thought that B.R. will hold me like this and make me sit like this. Do you understand what I am saying? I said, yes, you. So, he has a different humor. If Manju Bhai gets sick and his show gets sold,

you will be like...

I know, I know.

Bell, bell, bell.

Upanyu Bhai's.

And what about the time?

Like, Upanyu Bhai's, like, normally, the doctor asks me, do you like ice cream? Ice cream? Ice cream? Yes, I like it. Do you like the bath? Tell me. And bro, Swaad is here.

He's showing his porn. And bro, Swaad is here. And papa is also coming to give you a tail. That's very good. You were doing this to get mimicked.

No, bro. It's good.

Look, a man can't control himself. Then he shouts at others. What kind of a man is he. Look, you can't control yourself. Then you scold others.

What kind of a man is he?

Yes, play this video.

Guys, this is an agenda podcast now for...

For what?

For the beer biceps.

No, no, no.

He himself is saying that you have to take royalty from the comedian. Oh, he wrote the same?

Yes, what to do? Every person is coming and ringing the bell. Think about it. Every comedian thinks it's a free shot.

Have you seen the entire show of Samay?

No.

The new one.

I have already watched it.

The thematic... I mean, he tried to tell his whole story. Now Ranveer is such an integral part of this story

that what can he be? I went to Delhi to watch the show and I was just sitting there like this. Oh, wow, wow, wow, stop, man. Say everything, say everything. There is no filter, brother. There is no filter, brother.

From abuses to...

I'm crazy, brother.

I'm going crazy, brother. Crazy.

I won't leave anything. What do we do, Prakash?

I'm scared to answer, what do you say?

What are you say? Wow, what a story! It's fun.

But what do you think? Why is Samay so unique?

I think the thing about Samay is that he is not afraid of trying new things. I mean, a lot of people have this quality. But the conviction he has that I will do this, I am just doing it. Like he, I think, it's late,

he had put an episode on YouTube of Supreme Leader.

Yes, the Bhadbhauki player.

He was a Bhadbhauki player. He didn't do anything special. But now he has a lot of credibility. Because the latend has burst, now the rest of the content of the time has burst. But the one he had put up, I was thinking how did he even think that I would come out of the comedy zone and do this.

And he called so many people. If I was there, I wouldn't even think about it. And even if I would have thought about it, I wouldn't have done it. Why should I come out of the zone? So, he has that unleashed thing in him that he has to do anything. And it's unstoppable.

And at least he has to try it. I think this is very unique to him. A whole generation. Because everyone has made their shell. That I will only do stand-up. I can't do crowd work. I can't do this. He has made chess such a big thing.

So I also used to judge at one time that why does the comedian keep doing chess. But he thinks that whatever he has...

It's done.

He thinks that I will exhibit everything. whatever he has, he should exhibit it. Whatever he has, whatever is good, whatever he feels a little bit. And believe in himself. Like, at one time, I also felt that when he called some guests on the late-night, that these are not comedians. Like?

You don't want to take their name, I understand. Yes, I mean, whatever guests they were. Majority were non-comedians. They were content creators, but they were not comedians. And their fight was a very bad crash. I don't know about that.

Now I understand who you are talking about.

You are talking about the episode with Maheer sir.

No, no, no. Whoever called, suppose... Try to understand, it's not easy. Do you remember who you are talking about? Okay, okay. So, he has also put a bet on him. Yes, that's right. You never know what that guy does.

And you are also betting on him. So, I think he will understand. What he has done on purpose or his nature is like this. I think his nature is like this as far as I know him. But saying what everyone has in mind but no one says. Yes, that's it. Bang on the target.

He takes the first mover advantage. That he will wear a C02 Cruise. Yes, he plays something different. And through that, he has... I feel like I am in Plainville or somewhere else, the young boys who are talking,

it feels like we are talking in the language of that time. The attitude of the on to Gen Z, the way he holds on to Gen Z, when Bassi Bhai came in the beginning, in my millennial generation, he said things about college that no one else did. Right? Like that kind of effect he has created.

I think that's what he did. Yes, I mean, it's the same thing with time. He executes whatever is in his mind. And he knows that it will work. And even if it doesn't work, he waits. Then he will bring something new and execute it.

Like he put Supreme Leader, he thought it will be a strong game. So, he said okay. But it was a late-in. He did a lot of things. He has also gradually grown his chess.

Yes, very gradually.

So, he believed in himself. That's the game. Right. Right, right. And what else can we learn from Basti? Basti has a great storytelling.

Next level.

Yes, he has a good storytelling. And Basti's storytelling is the best. I would like to give credit to GK. When I used to go on stage, when I didn't befriend GK, I used to go in a very robotic way.

I was very scared. I used to say that these are my jokes. This is going on. I will do this. And I didn't play anything different. I didn't try. I didn't move on the stage.

I didn't speak openly. I stopped whatever was said. I used to say that no. You used to stay on the stage. But when I became friendship with GK, I say that the company is very important. The company is very important.

If my friend Gaurav Kapoor was not there, then literally the animal inside me, or the other thing that I am more open on the stage, he was the one who told me that because he used to sit off stage with me, so I would tear that off stage.

Then he used to see on the off-stage. I used to rock the off-stage. Then he used to watch me on-stage. I was getting killed there too. But he used to say, that's not the thing. You are off-stage. You are dancing naked off-stage. You are talking. He used to say,

you should bring that character. So many times, Gaurav Kapoor and I used to do that in the line-up show. I did that. Then my crowd work started to pick up. Like I told someone that you are looking like this. I started that in the crowd. Then I got more laughs.

So, when I started to open up and my body language changed, I think it was because of Gaurav Kapoor. Because he gave me positive feedback. That do this. You are so good offline.

You kill so much offstage. You don't look like that character. You stand on stage with a mic. And your body language is there throughout the show. You have to play it. Because you are not like that.

Off-stage you are like that. Then I thought... Isn't it Rohit Bhai, who was the canvas of that time? Then Rohit Bhai said, your performance is very performance with GK. So, thank you, Gaurav Kapoor.

My liver is very bad because of you. Gaurav Kapoor has all the credit for making me a better player. That day when you were talking in Goa, I was sitting normally. He gave me a key.

He gave me a key. He filled my keys. What did he say? He said, Gupta, see how it is looking. And his chemistry with me is such that when he says something, I feel like... You have to do something. You listen to someone. He is like my Narad Muni. When he says something, I agree. He is something.

No, he is a very nice person.

If he wasn't with me, then Gaurav Kapoor had a lot of influence. I mean, he was improving my comedy. Although he didn't suggest any jokes to me. He just told me that I am not on stage. So, you do that. So, I used to watch the line-up with him.

Then I used to watch him perform. I used to say that he is doing it so openly. Like, if someone says a normal word, he will say it with a lot of confidence. If I say it with confidence, he will say it with confidence. GK will say any line. Like he is saying a joke.

He will say anything. You know he is a true Vikas Puri boy. Yes, he is a true Vikas Puri boy. Yes, he is a true Vikas Puri. True. So I think, and like I mean, so what he used to do, like the Gaurav Kapoor who used to make vlogs, so I used to tell him, when he was going to start the vlog, he asked me, Gupta, should I make a vlog?

So before that, if anyone had seen, the market. And he used to make such funny stories. And he was not doing it for views. He was making it for his fun. He used to make such funny stories and upload it on Instagram. So when he started vlogging, I told him, should I start vlogging?

I said, what is there in vlogging? He said, it's about your life. I said, you keep doing it anyway. Now we are going here and there. You take funny money on that. It's better to document it and put it on the channel. Oh, it worked for him.

Right.

Got it.

Very interesting. The number of times I have seen Zakir Bhai's show, that scene is different from comedy. I mean, comedy is a subset of it. And around that, touching emotions in emotions and you start thinking about your grandfather.

Like all of that.

Is that storytelling?

And did you learn storytelling from that?

I don't know how to do storytelling. People talk about my video Khana Gauram, I know that. But I just keep talking. My observation tag is observation tag. I don't have that much of storytelling. I have a lot to learn in storytelling.

My observation tag is the same. I don't have that much storytelling. I have a lot to learn in storytelling.

My observation tag is the same. But Zakir Bhai's is a big craft. You are talking so seriously and you have engaged people. Like, because Zakir Bhai is doing it. Whatever storytelling he is doing, in fact, Basti. I saw Basti, he performs for 10-15 minutes, engages.

And he waits, he absorbs the silence until the punch comes. I don't have that patience. My lungs dry up. I don't have 5 minutes to laugh. I need a laugh every 30 seconds. For storytelling, you have to absorb that silence. And that pressure. Now when I will say the main thing, he won't come back.

He will die on silence. So my lungs start to dry. I get a laugh every 30 seconds. I wish I could come back. No, I have seen your videos. You ask me every time.

So this thing... It's not that they don't like it if I laugh. The audience of Zakir Bhai or Bassi's storytelling wait for it. They are in that engagement. And it explodes.

That's true.

And my heart keeps beating. So that's the thing.

Got it.

Storytelling is not easy. You suddenly take something from a sad thing and then you got an applause. And that too, such a thunderous applause. Bro, you feel like someone has emotionally... I mean, it's a crass way of describing it. It feels like an emotional one night stand.

That someone has woken you up for 3 hours and made you so tired. And you have gone to such a place in your mind where you never thought of going. Yes, bro, that's the craft. Everything is different. Yes, right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

When people meet you on the road, commonly, they become a little over-friendly. Because you talk to them in such an intimate way. They must be doing something. They must be coming from the mall.

Is this okay?

Brother, they are very rude. Brother, they start saying jokes. He starts joking. Baniya's son. He thinks I'll turn away from him. I'm going. He doesn't see me. He says, Gaurav, Mr. Gupta,

say something. Sir, sir, sir. Say something so that I'll know you've recognized me. Baniya's son.

One.

Where did Baniya go today?

He says. I went out. I was roaming around Emporia. Baniya's son, where did you go today? What did he say?

I was roaming in Emporio, which is a little expensive mall. A guy turned to me and asked, where is Baniya's son going today? He thought I would react to this. I thought, you come and talk to him, then punch him. He thought it have complete freedom. You are the same, right? Who?

What do you mean by the same? You are the same, right? I can be anything. You are the same murderer. You are the same as you were in the plot. You are the same as you were in the rent.

Who is the same? You are the same, right? The one who makes people laugh. At least say this much. You are the same, right? You are the same, right? Yes, sir, I am the same. Whatever you thought, I am the same.

But like uncle people live there, like your father's friends or people like this, who must have heard all this, they also take offense from them.

Brother, I have a lot of... In the beginning, brother, I have uncles and uncles from far away. What are you doing? You are defaming your community. I was a doctor. What happened to me? My family is like this, they take everything on themselves. I think we are the only ones who lack.

So my mother also said, son, you also see, take out something else. Do it on me. Do it on me.

Oh man, yes.

Do it on me. Do it on dad. Oh, sit here. Do whatever you want to do on him. So I said, mom, don't say anything. I will do what. And whoever wants to talk, come and talk to me. And now those people tell Gaurav that he is our child. He is at home. And he is so humble. All our traders know Gaurav.

Everyone just turns away. No one in India remembers how much you had opened a shop before.

Where there is a coin, there is a coin.

All those relatives say that Gaurav is such a good kid. His name is Roshan. He is our pride. I used to say that my kid was raised right in front of me. I said, if the work doesn't work... Oh, brother.

Who will do the community work't go well. Oh, man! Who will be the one to do the work?

So real.

So, you go to such weddings, you hold the bride's hand and... I keep taking pictures. I don't go there. I just take pictures. And in Baniya weddings, you will have to pay a lot. In Baniya, they call you like this. The spoon of the ticket, come here.

Wet spoon.

Gaurav, come here. I'm getting a sore throat. You're getting a sore throat? Come here. Let's call him. He's like,

Hey, it's him.

Aunty.

It's you, son. It's fun.

Let's all watch. Aunty.

I'm getting a sore throat.

I'm very happy. You're making a cheela. Gaurav, give him a mess first.

Give him a mess first.

So real.

I don't go. I appoint someone. You bring the stuff here, I'll leave.

First give him a mess.

You know him? Yes. Then the mess maker. You don't know him? The mess maker says, I don't know.

I was making a mess since morning.

You don't know him What are you talking about? They don't know. And some people come like this. Like few people recognized you and suddenly he recognized you. So don't you feel weird that either people are not recognizing you or you are not that famous. I said, no, no, many people are recognizing me, but they are not coming to you.

People will ask you, they will say this.

You are at the airport, people to find you. People will ask me, how did you get this phone?

You are at the airport, people must recognize you.

It's a bit old to recognize a person. What will you do by getting recognized? But you...

You know what's the worst? I have respect for those people who have so much courage. There must be two people. One person will say, Sir, can I have a photo with you?

Photo with you?

He will come and take a photo. So there will be a guy with him. He will click your photo. With that guy. Then that guy will say, You also want to have a photo?

No, no, no.

Bro, it looks so bad.

That you don't have so much respect for us in your mind?

Bro, that's on the face.

No, no, no. He was asking us, can you have one more photo? He was treating us like a monument. He was like, you are standing in the queue, you should also click a photo. Now he stopped. He didn't consent.

He was like, don't you believe that this is booked? He was like, no, no, no. He was like, click a photo. He was like, no, no, no. I am fine. It looks so dirty. You can take a picture of it. Real. It happens. It happens a lot.

Some people refuse to take pictures.

Yes.

They don't know why I should take a picture. Which I understand. And some people will come and take only your picture. My mom is a big fan. One minute.

Stop.

This is the same old mom.

She sold the house.

This is the same golden deer. I mean, sir, you can take it with me. Sir, my mom is a big fan of yours. I am taking a photo of you. She said, mom, look, I found it. You were looking for Pokemon for a long time.

She said, mom, I found the one you were looking for. He said, I will only take yours. I said, no, no, brother, you can take it with me. He is taking my alone? You have a very weird experience. Don't take my alone. But brother, have you ever got an offer

to perform in a Baniya wedding? I have got many offers. Thank you. Bye. I am performing in all the big fat Indian weddings. What are you saying?

I don't have any option. Because Baniya does 70% big fat Indian wedding. Big fat Indian wedding. Yes, true. All Baniyas are doing. Or you can ask any wedding planners.

That brother, who is doing dangerous weddings in Udaipur, Jaipur, Uday Vilas, Taj Vilas? Everyone will say Marwari Baniya Jains. Okay. Majority. And they don't have any option. And if they become inter-caste, then they will call me. So that you can meet your in-laws.

I have done so many Baniya Punjabi weddings. And there are many Baniya weddings because I have jokes on my brother-in-law, on my sister, on my father. Brother-in-law, do the wedding. But you have seen that I don't have jokes on my brother, my sister, my father. JJ Bailonkar. And this... But you must have seen that I don't have jokes on my brother.

Why?

You didn't ask me this. No, I want to ask you. I have jokes on my whole family. I don't have jokes on my elder brother. I have an elder brother too. I don't have jokes on him because I don't interact with him.

Why? He doesn't talk much. He doesn't give you a lot of attention. He doesn't care who I am.

He's your real brother.

Yes, he's my real brother. He's four years older than me. He doesn't care. He was my boss's brother. He used to say, I'm the first born.

I'm the mother's favorite. I'm the eldest in the house. He's four years older than me. So he never gave me any feelings. He just asked me if I was okay. If I was doing well. Normally, I would get three words and that's it. And how are you doing? I'm fine.

Nothing. He asked me to click a picture. Nothing.

Yes, my elder brother is also like that.

I don't even talk to him. I don't have any story related to him. I don't have any interaction with him. I'm afraid that if someone asks my elder brother about me, he'll say that I'm an animal. I've raised him up by beating him up in his childhood.

I'll say, what are you asking about him?

And if someone asks you, how's your health? You've done a good job with the vodka. You don't have any relation with him.

I don't have any relation with him.

I don't even care. That's why you must have started so that you can do it. Call him and ask him, how are you? Tell him, I'm fine.

Cold behavior.

I used to talk to my dad like this. When he used to call me, I used to stay abroad. Yes, brother, is everything fine? Did you eat anything? Do you have money? End. I could repeat in total for 3 seconds what he was going to say in his voice.

I didn't talk much. Guys, busy men don't have much emotion to get it out of their system. Mom would like to talk to my sister for an hour or half an hour. But brother, dad...

Mom beats you up so much. Oh...

So...

What?

My mom... I feel like in Indian family, my father is blind well. If you tell him the thing, then put the key in the well. You don't get it. My father will not tell at all. And you gave my mother a little thread.

Her radio transmitter goes to my grandmother's house first. My uncle. Sometimes my uncle was telling me, which I don't know about myself. Her radio transmitter used to go to her house first. My uncle. Sometimes my uncle used to tell me, but I didn't know about myself. I gave my mom a hint while walking. And you have a UK tour?

Hmm. Yes. Did mom tell you? Yes, we spoke. Then I'm mom. Mom, you told mom about the UK tour. I didn't tell her anything.

Bro. Bro.

As soon as you tell him, mom tells him everything in her house. Such fast communication. This case is with my dad. My mom doesn't keep secrets. I do this little thing and he

on the next day on the social media he abuses me. He says, we don't get food from home. Because everyone's dad has a son. He did this.

Now he met the Prime Minister.

My mom has never done this. My mom and dad are the ones who are making progress. We went there. Her son and daughter-in-law were right at our feet. She fed us with so much love. Her daughter-in-law gave us shikanji, then tea, then Rabri.

She kept saying, Aunty, you keep coming. She didn't leave me on the sofa, she sat next to me. I mean, I said, Mom, we are also their foot. We just kick the gate. No, no, they are very nice people. He built a mansion. Now he has done a lot of work. Everyone is making progress except me.

He has built a 500 sq.ft mansion and he has bought a new car. If someone comes and says, will you take my name? I know the name of the new car won't be there. She is calling Nexon a Fortuner. It was a big street, a tall one. So, the same Fortuner type.

I thought, she took my name, I got scared. Then I went and said, I have taken the Nexon. Mom, is it different? Brother, my family thinks that everyone is better than me. So, that is a little bit. Indian families. My family is very happy now. They are very happy with my work.

My family also says that now everyone calls me Gaurav's parents. That's a very proud thing for the family.

That's a big thing.

That's true. Because now the Baniya community has accepted me. KFJ is like that. Now everywhere. Mr. Baniya. Now I don't get abused. I haven't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Tell us about your sister's wedding. I enjoyed it. You know, when I met you for the first time, and I saw your poor wife's face, I saw that pride doesn't stop. I mean, there was a...

Embarrassment.

Embarrassment is a big word. You can say it more like a problem. So, when you switched your career and you didn't tell us about the stories you heard throughout. What was their response and reaction? Overall, when you went to this zone

and the number of times you made content on them,

was it chill? No, it was boring. Who will cook food? The food I made is entirely on him. It's on him and his mother. Because there was no cook in the house.

Right.

And my wife, she is from Khandelwal. So she also has some jokes.

What is Khandelwal?

Khandelwal is from Rajasthan, Marwadi. So she is from Marwadi. So there is a little bit of that on Khandelwal. So she was a little offended in India. Yes, she would make you do it. She would say, didn't you know how to cook? We saw it in the video. Didn't you know how to cook? Didn't you have a cook at home? So did your aunt say that?

She would go and tease people. Then she would get angry. She would say, don't take my name. You showed me that I made my mother a villain. He is a little bit angry, but he knows. Whenever he gets angry, I tell him that I want a vacation in Europe. Then I have to bear it.

Look, you will get money only when I will talk to you on camera twice. I told him, look, I am not going to beat you alone. Dad is also going. And Papa is not able to come to Europe. Mom is also not able to come to Europe. Mom is having a lot of jokes.

I am giving Rakhi to my sister.

They all agreed in the meantime.

They agreed in the meantime. And they are still going on. And you are getting joked. So you have to take a little bit. Those poor people are not getting what they deserve. Royalty.

Royalty or whatever. You have to do this.

And your daughter must not be so big.

She must have an idea that of a great father he is. She is 6 or 7 years old now. So she is understanding that people stop and take videos, photos etc. So she knows that dad shows. She doesn't know which show he does. That he shows and everybody laughs.

So she doesn't know stand-up and all these words. Now she has understood that papa does comedy shows. And everybody is fan of papa. And people say, they watch your videos and take pictures with papa. He knows this.

It must be a very unique moment. The child is slowly learning about you and your talent and he is absorbing it.

So his teachers also catch him. So it's fun. Comedy is very respectful. I have also done dentistry. You can put teeth on someone's teeth, friends. You will get so much love. And you can make fun of them.

It's a joke.

I have cured so many people's teeth.

Till date, no one has thanked me and no one has done this.

Or no one has clicked a photo. In fact, he will pay my payment. Even after a good deed.

This is it.

For doctors, it is one of the most In fact, he will pay my payment. Even after a good job. This is it. It is one of the hardest professions for doctors. And it is a thankless job. People are not thankful to the doctor. If it was good, then it was our fate. If it was bad, then doctors are always robbed.

Doctors are always bad. I would like to say that a case is a big thing for a doctor. No doctor deliberately spoils the case.

You are right.

And this situation arises where people start to beat the doctors. Yes, I have experienced this in my clinic. Violence against doctors. I have experienced it. Against you? Yes. I was at the clinic. I told him that I can't pay his cap until he pays the payment.

Because cap is the final step.

So, after that you will come?

If someone's cap is applied and his payment is pending, let's suppose 30% payment is pending, then I tell him that the cap will be applied to you when you pay the payment. I told him this much. He got angry. He was a bit rowdy type of a man. He said, what are you saying? He said in his own desi language.

He was just like, how will you not put a cap? This was his language. And the whole treatment was fine. As soon as I told him to pay the payment, he got angry. How will you not put a cap? What is this? If you put a cap, I will give it to you. I am telling you. I said, sir, this is a protocol. I have to pay in the lab.

And this is not with you, it is with everyone. So he almost got angry. How will you not give? How will you not put? This language is also a violence. Yes, you know where the matter is going.

You cannot say to a health service provider that you won't apply it. This language is not made. I am not your servant. You came to my clinic. I didn't go to your house and knock on the door that you want to get treated. So this attitude needs to be changed. People... Super real.

And literally, for doctors, violence... I mean, in dental, we have to come very close to work. And anything can happen here and there. But people will have to learn to be polite. Even if you are angry, even if you are not satisfied, there is a way of pursuing.

You can't say this to a doctor. That person, you don't know, you will pay 10 times more in the same job abroad.

You said 10 times less.

Maybe you will pay more.

Yes, you will pay 10 times more in foreign countries. You said 10 times less. Maybe more. Yes, more.

If I am asking you for 20 rupees for one app, you will have to pay 500 rupees in foreign countries. And even after that, you will get an appointment. And that person will not even talk to you so lovingly. I am telling you the truth. We Indian doctors talk very lovingly.

Look at foreign doctors, they didn't know I had pneumonia. I landed in America for college after a year or two. I was coughing and I had pneumonia. So I went to the emergency room because there was no other way. They checked my 103 fever at the entry. I was alone for 3.5 hours.

They didn't let anyone sit with me from outside. I was waiting for 3.5 hours alone. They didn't let anyone sit with me. I was waiting for 3.5 hours alone for a doctor to see my face. You didn't find any doctor? No, no.

Where a doctor can come from home. Yes, he can come from home and give medicines. There is nothing like night duty. There are so many qualified doctors in Safdarjung. World class doctors are sitting for your things. And what were we asking for?

The money is fine, our country's infrastructure is such that there is so much pay. Or people don't have so much paying capacity that they can give so much to every doctor. But you can give respect. Some people don't even give respect.

So that is, I mean, because as a doctor, I tell you that I start studying after so many years. Then I start learning the work. After learning the work, I start running clinics. Or I make my identity known that people come in your name. After that, someone disrespects you. Even after that, you know that you are not earning that much money.

As much as you can.

As much as you can. As much as the doctors outside are making. You are not even close to that. I am earning 8 rupees here, someone is earning 11 outside, I will bear it. But I am earning 8 here, someone is earning 800 there. It hurts a lot. It hurts a lot. And by doing less work. I am working here, but people misbehave.

So, brother, don't make me do it. People come and see the doctor, they think that you come in such a condition. I mean, what did I tell the patient? He said, you complete your payment. There is something wrong in this.

You take home, and even there, they ask for payment before you. Do they give you a car for delivery?

No, they don't.

You are taking a car. Your car won't come down until you complete the payment. So how can I put a cap on you? You don't have that much sense. You will put a cap on. So, I mean, this is... And you are divorcing and saying... That guy is doing everything to touch your body. You are not doing a favor.

He didn't go to your house. You have seen the clinic. You have come in his name. You have surrendered your body to him.

He told you.

You have trusted him. His diagnosis, his treatment. Then you agreed that he will work on you. Nobody should do anything to anyone. And here you are doing everything, whatever you want to do. So you are trusting him so much just because he is saying something

that you are not understanding or according to you, so you don't misbehave with him. You beat him up, I don't understand anything. I am telling you the same. I have a known doctor in Sab't misbehave with him. If you want to beat him up, I don't understand anything. I am telling you honestly. I have a friend who is a night doctor in Sabjajang. And he said that people come in the night and misbehave.

And they tolerate it. Because the guards are not so strong that if someone attacks them, they can't save anyone. They are not so strong that if someone attacks them, they can't save anyone. They are ladies doctors. And you won't believe me, I would like to say that the night doctors who practice in government hospitals, if you go and see their toilets,

they don't deserve that toilet. Toilet or whatever they need, especially females. Female doctors also do it at night. They are not safe at all in our country. I am talking about Delhi. Sabdarjung was done and AIIMS was done. And I am saying this openly in this podcast.

And you see in the comment section how many doctors will agree. Female doctors don't feel safe. If 3-4 boys come and misbehave with a girl, no one will stop them. It would have been too late by then if they would have stopped. They would have killed mosquitoes. I have a friend who works in a GTP hospital.

He was doing night duty in a GTP hospital. He said, there are so many mosquitoes, they will kill me. Why are there so many mosquitoes? The doctor himself is in such a bad condition. The AC is on and off.

I have worked in a government hospital. The gloves used to get over there. So we used to tell the patient to get gloves. Because we were not getting gloves from behind. This is infrastructure, bro. This is so sad. And we are all sad. Okay, we are here to work. But if the patient doesn't respect us, then this is violence. Doctors are the worst.

I tell people in this regard that just like in India, a person talks to a waiter, you talk to a waiter like this in any foreign country and show him. You can't do it. You don't even care if he is a minister or not. And if he is a labourer, then the way you treat him is a different story. And what we miss in this process is that we don't respect work. Working 8 hours, earning food for your wife and kids or for your family, feeding them is God's work, no matter how hard you are working.

And until you respect work, neither will you get money, you can't think of it like that, and you will never move forward as a country. The most haggling andling happens with the vegetable vendor. I have seen people from BMW and vegetable vendors. They are fighting for 10 rupees. We have a sweeper who comes and says that you haven't washed the jeans, we will deduct 10 rupees from you.

All this is nonsense. Okay, you don't understand, you don't have that much intellect. You know the doctor. And the main thing is that the same people, doctor, doctor, will be speaking in front of you and behind you, that he is a robber, this is this, this is that.

I mean, and misbehavior, you have to take the payment from the doctor. Doctor, bro, concession. I am telling you, I run the clinic write to you? Maybe they will say in the comment that I am a dentist and people ask for a discount from me. How much discount do they ask? Brother, how can you even say that the doctor is asking for a discount?

Why? What is it? I don't understand. Brother, how can you ask for a discount from a doctor? Yes, I mean, discount. So, you understand. You come to me. I have to get treatment. I told them that this is the amount of money for treatment. Who are you to say that... I am not selling anything. This is my skill charges.

I am not selling any product that it is on sale or discount. Doctors, you should say discount. Have you ever seen a discount in a foreign country? You should say discount. There is no scheme. I am not that.

This is not a salon that gives free haircut with facial. People think it is free. People are telling me to give free scaling with RCT. Give free cleaning. What is this? Because there was a parlour open next to my clinic.

It was like this. If you get a rebonding done, then it was free of nail extension. It was something like that. On some product, or if you get a rebonding done, in that, nail extension was free. It was something like that. On some product, or you got the rebonding done,

coloring done, so pedicure was free in that. So, they have the same in mind. Brother, I am not that.

I understood. Yes, you are right. I mean, some doctor's charges may be for the poor man,

but there are doctors of that type. Then you say, and everything can be less. There is only one way, something can be less because I am poor. What discount will you give? This is what I am doing. Don't do this smartness. If you literally can't afford,

if you cannot afford, then you say, Dr. Sir, I don't have that much. And brother, I will tell you the truth. I would like to say this literally to you. I have seen poor people, I have practiced it, who are really poor, they will never ask to reduce the amount. They don't have the courage. I had a patient who used to pick up garbage.

He came and told me, I will give you in 3 months, gradually. His total work was around 4,000 to 5,000 rupees. I reduced it completely. I said, it will be in 1200 rupees. He told me, He said, No problem, doctor. Don't reduce it. I will give you 5,000 in 6 months. And he literally gives it to me.

And I thought, when I gave him 1200 rupees, he gave me 400 and 400 in 3 months. Without reminding him, without calling me, he came. Doctor, this month's.

That bachelor didn't reduce it. This is selflessness. The poor man,

will remain selfless.

He will remain self-sufficient. He will be self-sufficient. He won't let you do it. He will bear the pain. He will say, like a poor person, he will say, okay, this much expense, 10,000 expenses. Okay, I'll tell you, I don't have that much money. No one will come and do it. And the rich people who can really afford it, this is too much.

See what you can do, we will bring others too. It's a matter of building a relationship. I did it four years ago. I didn't charge that much. You are not doing too much. The poor will either not do it or if he does it, he will pay you and go. And my payment, no poor person has ever paid me. They give it and go.

If someone gives, he will wait till late and go. He will see that the poor person will cut his stomach but no poor person has paid me. Rich people have paid a lot for the payment. I have told my father that it is not that good. They have not matched the shade of the cap. So, I will give you a little less. Who are you to judge? How are you saying this?

People say that they have not got that much shade of the cap. In fact, I am saying that they have got it. No, no, they have not got that satisfied. So, poor people... And you see, the charitable hospitals, the charitable clinics, the poor people are not reaching there.

The rich people are reaching there, who want to get cheap treatment. It's open for the poor. But if you go in a queue, there will be well-to-do people who are getting off the car.

It's not charitable to them. And the poor guy will run away after seeing so many lines. So, this is the sad part.

No, you are right. This creates a large low-trust atmosphere where everyone is being cut. And then it remains in your mind that if the patient thinks that the doctor is cutting him off, and the doctor finds out that the patient is cutting him off, then everyone is cutting everyone off.

Now there is no weight of anyone's words. Look, everyone needs a motivation. What motivation does the doctor need? That he knows that his patient is taking the medicine he is told, he trusts him, he trusts his treatment, he will not pay his payment, he will talk to him with respect.

Okay? The patient's trust is that the doctor has knowledge of this disease. He must have diagnosed it correctly. And I am in safe hands. That's it. If there is any problem between the two, then it will happen.

It's a breach of mistrust. It's a breach of trust. That yes, the doctor will also have it. But if the doctor doesn't get respect, then why would he do it? Then it's like, f**k it. Why should he study?

That's right.

Because I'm telling you, any doctor who becomes one, he doesn't become one for money. I also wanted to become a doctor. My sole purpose was, because I have gone through so much, any doctor, you know, that money comes to your mind at one time. Because you have spent so much, you have waited so much time, But the basic emotion behind becoming a doctor is that I can cure people.

I think so. It might happen. To some extent, for some people, there is a route to escape a social class. That I am from a very middle class family. If the child becomes a doctor, then... But in this country, there is a need to make a lot of changes.

If the doctors are good here. Because our medical science is very good. The teaching is also very good. We have a lot of patients. So our practical hand is also very good. But that's it.

Our medical infrastructure is also very good. Medical infrastructure, but not at the root level. Not at the government level. It will be in private. If you are poor and you don't have an insurance policy, your brother will become a pigeon. It will be at the government level, not at the private level. If you are poor and you don't have an insurance policy,

you will be a pigeon. And doctors can't do anything about it. I have done it in the government. I wanted to help so many patients, but we didn't have the equipment for RCT. The file is broken, which we have to use for RCT.

If I bring my own, then the HOD is saying something. Either bring your stuff or do social service. There are many such things in this country, where a person doesn't realize. You can look at an individual and say, why is this minister not like this? What is this bureaucrat?

When you zoom out the system a little bit, you realize that if a person tries to stand on his own feet and fight the battle of truth, everyone will beat him up.

Some problems are at the system level.

I am telling you, when I used to run a clinic, I was in the middle of DDF flats. I am putting this in a joke, I am not going to be excited about dental. So, people used to mess with me. Like, I don't know, I am doing a consultation there, I am selling kidney liver. Everyone around me used to get irritated with me.

Really? Because they used to think that I am being a bad influence. We are not being a bad influence. We have our own struggles. Do you make more money in comedy than doctors? I make a lot of comedy than doctors.

Okay, sorry.

I make a lot. So, my board used to go up a little. It became big. Because my gate used to be there. So I pulled it up with a wire. Sorry, I pulled the board up a little. So that the gate could be closed easily.

The gate was under the board. So it used to hang like this. So I pulled it up with my wire. So as soon as I pulled it up, the person who lived on the first floor he said, our air and water is stopping from this. From a half-inch boat. His house is here. I have taken it from here to here.

So, his house is there. He said, our air and water is stopping from your boat. He thinks the air is categorized like this.

Wow!

Yes. He said to me, open the duct of your AC compressor somewhere else. Because it opens in a normal area. And its air somewhere else. Because it opens in a normal area and its steam goes up. So you don't know what germs you take out of people's mouths, it absorbs all the steam and goes up.

What the f**k?

My car used to be parked anywhere in that colony. People used to come to me. Your car is jammed because of this. Because everyone recognized my car. I'm a patient. Move it now. I was taking a patient to the toilet. I was taking off my gloves and was driving my car. Everyone was a mess.

He was saying that the air-water was stopping.

This is such a needless thing.

I told him that you have made a separate toilet. You flush the toilet and the air comes to my clinic.

He extended the toilet and made a separate toilet.

He was flushing the toilet and I was doing the patient's work.

You were doing the patient's work. I was flushing the toilet. And the patient's mouth was open.

I couldn't understand where he was coming from. Oh yeah, bro.

That's good. Bro, I can talk for another hour. But you also have to go somewhere.

Yes, I'm done for today. How long do you think we have been talking? I don't know. But you have to guess. It's been an hour. It's been an hour.

It's been an hour. It's been an hour. It's been an hour.