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GenZ is now an official new language on flights

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Service today will be in two languages, English and Gen Z, period.Apparently it's the only way kids will listen these days.All right, here's the T -Besties lock in.Welcome aboard.May we please have your attention for a quick pre -flight announcement.No cap, we need you to clock out on all socials for about six, seven minutes until we level up.

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Please turn off your portable electronic devices until we reach an altitude of 30 ,000 feet.Kings and Queens will be pulling up for a vibe check to make sure you have main character energy.We'll be coming around the cabin to make sure your seatbelts are fastened and your bags are stored safely.If it's giving emergency, no crashing out, no side quests.You are not in your hero era.In case of emergencies, stay calm, stay be directed to your nearest exit.

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This is not the time for your aura farming.

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Let the unks around you cook and secure your own bag first.Make sure you put on your own mask first before helping others with theirs.You're low -key cooked if we catch you with a bait.This is a non -smoking flight.On guard, captain's about to eat and leave no crumbs.

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We will do our best to get you to your destination as safely as possible.It's different when the whole squad is goaded.Dubs in the chat.Thank you for flying with us.We hope it's not your last.

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