GET THE CHEESE

Bro, we're getting really pressed over a cheese rolling game. It's crazy.

Ah! No! I gotta...

Give me that!

Oh! I gotta...

Ah!

Cheese rolling. You know that funny little thing that English people do once every year? For some reason, a wheel of cheese is thrown down a hill and hundreds of English people put their body on the line to be

the first to touch and secure the cheese. Well, someone made a little scuff game about it and we're going to play it. Honestly, this game looks so realistic, you won't even be able to tell the difference between it in real life. Anyway, leave a like on the video for cheese rolling. Yeah, okay.

I just launched the game and this might be game of the year. It might be game of the year. It might be game of the year. I can just tell

Oblivion this credible

Matt your name next to your avatar with this text is really just perfect

All right, perfect. I got my new name guys They didn't make it down the hill Yeah parmesan of the mozzarella family We're going for like medieval type boy

Yeah Parmesan of the mozzarella family

My daddy's stay

You try hard dude, we gotta figure this on hey, yeah, I figured it out I won Taking whoever this is down here Trying to fix my settings, please. That's another day POV England actually 100% accurate. I gotta get up.

I'm doing the worm.

Get up, bro.

Get up.

I'm a natural, bro.

I'm just a natural.

Look at me go. What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

I'm in a volcano. Wait, how? The devil's after us. I'm going after him. Oh Shot from the rear Run down the hill actually Trying to grab the cheese I got it bitch everybody chill ever wait a sec Oh

I'm greedy for the cheese. I'm a rat. We are real colonists right now. Come on yeah British people you can't head I guess

mine

I miss give me that shit I'm autofillatioing myself

autofillatio

come on

move red guy you're not getting that i'm in the lead. I'm in the lead. You're not getting that

I got it. No, I just want one cheese. Don't let him get the cheese boys

You do not get one cheese

The video goes to my cheese how many rounds is this?

Hey, ow I

Played this before fuck no, but dislocate my shoulder Okay new rule new rule we fight for it at the bottom. Don't grab it now, we have to get it at the bottom. Alright, alright, alright. For this one at least.

I'm so far behind, hold on.

Yeah, get better. You are not at the bottom, you cheater! Neither am I, so I'll wait.

Bruh!

Sorry, sorry, sorry. This guy is on the ground now.

Yeah, that's cool man.

Wait, I can get this. I can get this. I'm on a good path.

Go buddy, go buddy.

Oh my god, no!

Get him!

Please, please! No way, no way, no way.

You was on the cheese dude!

Let me go.

Who's the cheese dude?

I'm running! I'm gonna make it oh all right we're not waiting for the bottom Parmesan's going trying to give you a Don't matter bro, I don't give a shit Yeah, alright, I'm being Greg Bracken Gravestone Hey, I'm Donkus

It's right click, right? Like I'm not fucking sure It's left click, man

It's been left click the whole time, yeah

Bro

I think right click grabs your friends

Holy shit, he got it Yeah, what you think you're gonna do to me, huh?

You gonna go stop me?

You gonna stop Donkus Yeah, what you think you're gonna do to me, huh?

Just cheese rollers in my name bitch

Let go of me right guy no donkeys touches the No We could we could we could turn into a unit here hold on let me get the cheese though first I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna group up have your partner Get better your cheese grabbing abilities my cheese grabbing abilities are pretty good

Listen, I didn't know how to grab the cheese until three quarters of the way through this dog shit video three quarters of the way to the incoming one

out of ten guaranteed one out of ten bro I have to I'm making a comeback spamming the spacebar much air give me that shit

you always grab that cuz I grabbed Yo, how did you grab that?

How do we both have it? Cause I grabbed it first, dummy. And you showed up and tried to take my cheese. Don't make a sacrifice. For what? Stopping me? You can't stop me, fool.

Damn it!

I flipped on my head.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yes! YES! WOOHOO! What was that? Who just choked at the end? My feet fell out of me. Why were they in you?

No.

Yeah, you're not getting that shit.

Whoever this is right here, you're not getting that.

I'm getting that.

He's a fucking professional.

I did not get it. Check his hours, check his hours. I'm hitting the lava, see ya. I'm gonna get launched to the cheese. It didn't work, I'm just red now, I'm covered in ketchup.

I might get it. Get up, get up, Blue! Get up, Blue!

RACE FOR IT, BLUE! No way I get this! There's no way I'm getting this!

I was about to say, dog!

Dude. Say dog. Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Fucking fucks.

Rose again.

Bro, we're getting really pressed over a cheese rolling game.

It's crazy.

I got a shit.

Give me that.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

I got a shit That was like there was like a bunch of defensive linemen missing fucking running back. Oh

You guys are done. Oh you guys are done. Oh, you're done It's got a weird path You fools you fools

How I literally a good spawns it's not fair if you spawn in the middle you have a better chance I've noticed

Timmy's been analyzing the gameplay Too fast! I don't care! I don't care! Childbirth Anyone else excited to live to 27 and that's it I had three kids die last week Well, you're telling people don't want to join donk as she's rolling the third I guess not if I think I'm too serious Exquisite socks. Welcome to the game Million people are in here Welcome to the game! Shut up, Carl. Also, a picture of Blonde pops up with a big head.

Goddamn, dude!

Give me that shit. Give me that shit.

I'm falling over.

How did I get that? There's no way!

Don't let go of my leg! I

Enjoy doing that let go me red guy fuck you are you

Exquisite socks is a piece of shit. You can't wait

The cheese was inside of me. You should all eat butt cheese. Dude, Socks won't let me go!

I love the randoms in this game.

Damn, Puffer! Did that guy spend $2 for the blood doctor? There's a witch doctor. He's gonna be crazy.

That's a professional, man.

Ow!

Got it.

Oh my god.

He's gonna be really good be careful. Don't let the guy who spent $2 win a single round

Make him regret his purchase

Told you bro, that's the witch doctor. He's gonna go crazy

Did you just grab me

Fuck it is puffer you piece of shit I'm still gonna get it you can't stop me

No way you get that

Who's not grabbing it?

Wait I didn't How does it roll right to you? How? The guy doesn't know how to grab

He doesn't know how to grab it

Oh my god They're grabbing me I'm also red

Then I use trash is it dude this game was so worth the zero dollars I spent on it No, I missed the fucking cheese. I hate it. I hate this game. I love this game. I love this game is worth my He's fucking me right now. I'm all the way in the back. If Socks wants to hold onto me for some fucking reason. OHHHHH!

Right to me.

NO!

How do you stop? How do you stop?

You gotta be kidding me! YES! What the fuck?

Somebody literally wrote it.

That was me! I did a front flip over it.

LET ME GO SOCKS!

WOOOOOO! No dude!

Give me that cheese! I'm starting to realize everyone else sucks at this game and we're just really good at it.

I believe so.

Oh my god, I got the perfect route! Yeah, you're gonna bounce right over that shit.

Perfect! It's right there! Oh my god, how did I get that? How did I get that?

That's insane, I don't get that.

Socks is fucking me in my ass. Like actually. Perfect.

Not perfect! No.

Gimme that shit! Bro, it's getting so close. It's getting so close. Socks! Socks!

My ass with a gun at the department store. Me on Christmas when anybody asked me what I used. Oh no! I My head socks and the fucking other guy on me. Oh my god, dude, it's look how close it is. I Need this I need this so bad

Can we please restart I hate this socks

Give it a shit again

No, I don't think he's I don't think he's fun. I just don't complain. I just don't complain about it. That's the difference

I just don't complain about it. It's the difference

It happens. I just don't complain. I just get better

Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Well, you're starting a legacy! I'm like Lebron and cheese rolling, it's crazy That's not the accomplishment you think it is You are not Michael Jordan low-profile. The dev just said you can't roll anymore. I'm no longer rolling. I'm falling over. I'm drunk. Hey, it's been easy. I'm just being held on by this fucking ass.

Yeah, I'm having fun.

Hey, I see you man.

I see you.

You guys have fun rolling.

What'd you do to him?

I don't know. He's like a fucking leech, man. DING STREEEE NOOOOOO He went the wrong way, dumbass!

Yeah, good try, yummy

Yeah, good try, yummy

HAHAHAHAHAHA IN THE LAVA! OH JESUS! FOR THE WIN! GIMME THAT SHIT!

NO!

OH MY GOD, the cheese went in the lava That's actually crazy This game needs like obstacles and shit. It'd be hilarious if it had like shit that could kill you in the middle of it.

Like bombs.

Uh oh.

Like a big giant-

Yes!

How does he not grab that?

Dude, it flew through my arms.

I like held up my arms like a fucking field goal.

He went on the right side, I was on the left. goal

33 player Lobby wait wait wait. Let's leave my game crash my left. It's modding. It'll be okay. I'm joining Wait, this must be the dev this has to be the dev or something like that.

All right, boys.

Let's do it.

32 people lobby, come on.

I think we're still the best here, I'm not gonna lie.

Oh my God, that guy's got four now. He's got four.

We joined in late, we gotta come back coming.

Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. Look at my knees. I'm able to sacrifice. Oh, there's no body. There's no body hits. That's the difference

Yeah, there's no noise. Oh, here's grass and wind

Like we're in a backrooms level Dude, I want to I want to grab the cheese once in this lobby just once it would be quite a minute

We will get it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it

Cheese puffer. You got it.

I'm great, baby.

Boom! Come on, Matt.

Four P. Four P, Matt. I'll hold people back.

I got this guy. I got this guy. He's not going anywhere.

Matt, are you good?

Oh, no. I took a bad bounce. I took a bad bounce.

Get that shit. We're getting speed, we're getting speed. Oh, Parmesan.

Parmesan saved it though, Parmesan saved it.

I was keeping it away from the other guy.

The ice truck snowballer.

There's James Manteer!

Oh my god, what a bounce.

Oh, he's coming, dead last.

Oh! Oh my god! I spawned on a gravestone. What is that? There's more people so many people the cheese is gonna go out of the map it's out of the map

Hey, all I'm gonna say is good luck I didn't know that was you. Let's go dude. We won. Alright, we can leave. Are we done? I just wish there were sounds.

It's gonna be one of us.

Oh, it's gonna be me. Grab that shit.

Yes!

Okay, good grab, good grab, good grab.

I'm on a run!

You got it, Elyse.

You're on a good run.

LeBron is back. the goat cheese push me out of the way if it's been an hour do you have? You got it. I don't know. If you have the crown, you'll be able to tell.

I think that is a reset to zero. Once somebody gets it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I got one more.

This is it.

You could be the cheese. I never was go.

33 player lobby.

You're the king.

That'd be crazy

okay come on w i need w bounce spread your legs spread your legs yes we won that okay come on w i need w bounce spread your legs spread your legs yes we won that yeah the devs showed the fuck up didn't it