The journey continues. Pay him. You actually suck. Your name is literally I love chicken fried rice. I doubt you even play video games. Hey, who do you think you're talking to?
Huh?
Chad, do you think I love chicken fried rice is a better gamer than me? Yo, happy 11th birthday, Jackson. Jack, tell Jackson happy birthday. Lock in the journey continues. We're beating this game today. Maybe, no we're not.
I'm a loser.
Lock in.
It's time.
Lock in. Let's get to the top of this mountain. You understand me? I'm about to move with levels of genius that is not even within human comprehension to where you think I'm an alien from another universe that has developed technology just to come here to show how smart I am.
That's the level of genius that you are about to witness. GG, it's over. Can this candle stay lit.
There it is. There it is. There it is.
There it is. There it is. Everybody, lock in. Are you locked in? Are you? Are you locked in? I know this situation looks difficult.
But I think we can get it. Locked in I Know this situation looks difficult
But I think we can get it heart kitty with the five gifted. Thank you. I
Know that the situation looks bad, but I truly think we can do it
I'm gonna utilize the planks. Okay, the planks will be utilized
Right I have a plan. I do. I have a plan. Somebody said, why does everybody smoke in this game? Because it's an option. To simply answer your question. because it's an option okay it is what it is I get to aura farm without actually smoking cigarettes which I would not recommend.
Okay. I would not recommend smoking cigarettes. But at the end of the day, you can do whatever you want to do. Lock in. Are you prepared, chat? We're getting to the top! What about meth?
Brian, am I talking about no meth?! Van RV is fully repaired besides the blue part. Let's go. Let's get some music to start off our journey. Y'all know the drill.
No, I don't want that one.
I also don't want that one We move This is where we got stuck yesterday But alas today is a new day indeed
Wait, there's scrap metal everywhere W devs Wait what Wait, what is this? This look good Let's take the drip real quick! Tough. Lock in. I already messed up. I'm going to have to go for the second one. I'm going to have to go for the second one. I'm going to have to go for the second one. I'm going to have to go for the second one. I'm going to have to go for the second one.
I'm going to have to go for the second one. I already messed up
if you were not here yesterday for yesterday's episode, I never got past this part right here. Actually, yes I did, but we're not going to talk about it. Matter of fact, this is what happened at the end of yesterday's episode. Hold on. Just going to give you a little flashback here. One second. One second.
One moment. Here's a slight recap. This is the only recap you will need as to what happened at this part yesterday. Hold on. This is the only recap you will need.
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Look at this. Disaster struck yesterday. Are you prepared to see what happened yesterday? I'm about to show you. I'm about to show you.
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On yesterday's episode, this is how we left off this spot yesterday Oh that ain't good. What's it doing? Why'd that just happen? So that's what happened. And we're here. So it can't get no worse
so I'm gonna use the planks right here okay I'm gonna use the planks we also tried this yesterday and it didn't work but this seems like the most logical play to make so why not try again, right? No
Okay I Think that's gonna work I Think that's gonna work chat. I think this is our best bet bro Don't you
Yeah Yeah? Oh my goodness it worked. Oh my goodness it worked. Oh my goodness it worked. Oh my goodness. It worked. Oh my goodness. It worked. Oh my goodness. It worked
It worked it worked We're past it
And the point survived Let's go Let me pull up real quick so I can grab the planks. I don't want to leave them.
Wait, what?
We're good.
Let me pull up. Let me pull up real quick. Chat, we're getting out of here. If I get out of here, I'm beating the whole game. I'm telling you. This little area's got gotta be the hardest part,
right, chat? Plank there. Plank there. We keep moving. What do you mean one of? No, this is the hardest part in the game right here.
Somebody just typed in the chat and said am I a viewer oh no am I a W viewer never mind the side. I cannot believe I'm still on here. I cannot believe I'm still on here. I cannot believe I am still on here.
I absolutely cannot believe I am still on here.
I absolutely cannot believe I am still on here. I absolutely cannot believe I am still on here. I absolutely cannot believe I'm still on here. I cannot believe I'm still on here. I cannot believe I am still on here I absolutely cannot believe I am still on here right now. Oh, oh Oh my goodness. I can't believe we're still going I need to take a break dude
Where are we Where are we We go up here chat, yeah, so we bust the left and go up here chat yeah? So we bust the left and go up here correct? And then oh man this is sketchy. Oh my goodness this is sketchy dude. This part's gonna be bad without a spotter.
Wow, this is, this is absolutely disgusting. Okay.
Okay.
Lock in. Nothing has stopped us yet. Use the welder. I gotta get closer, I think, right? Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy. Lord, have mercy. This is the other side. Chat, please help. Chat, please help. I know what to do. Are you prepared to witness what I'm about to do? This is the play! As long as we don't flip Okay, we're not gonna flip hold on
I just need a little bit more turn action. Hold on. Yes on yes that'll do that'll do I'm just gonna bust the left This is sketchy chat. This is so sketchy, bro. Lock in. Oh. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Don't ask me how. Don't ask me how, just merely accept it. Don't ask me how, just merely accept it.
Oh my goodness. Dude, we gotta be close to getting out of here Bro, please I just want to be back in the open air again, dude Let's repair real quick Voluptuous with the five thank you
do you believe chat
the van the RV is one I'm drinking a double coffee right here I need it we turn right and we drive over this I know it looks bad but that's our only choice oh my goodness it just gets worse it It just keeps getting worse. How could this have happened? I thought we were home free, chat! Wait. Wait, so you're telling me there's a chance.
Wait.
Chat, wait! Hear me out.
I'm going to go to the other side.
I'm going to go to the other side.
I'm going to go to the other side.
I'm going to go to the other side. Hear me out. Are you hearing me out? Chat, hear me out? Chat, hear me out. I think if I make a, I'm talking, absolutely insane play right now, that this can somehow be salvaged.
Are you interested in me doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Listen. Listen. I'm going to go to the other side. Yes.
Do you agree with this statement? Use a plank to get up there? mod that guy right now
I we did we have not come this far to die now period we are getting to the top. I need a third blank.
Cooked, no, no, no, no, no. Hear me out. Chad, are you willing to hear me out right here? Just say yes. I'm telling you, this is our only option. And if this does work, we will be look it's right here chat come on bro chat let's repair the Everything gon' be alright! The RV's falling much respect for me. For this not to work.
The RV knows. Do you know chat huh do you know wait this is actually gonna work. Red spider lily with the 25 gifted. Give me some W's for red spider lily with the 25 gifted. Thank you. Oh my, another 50. W Red Spider Lily with another 50 gifted again. Oh my another 50
W red spider lily with another 50 gifted that is insane. I appreciate you for real. Seriously. Thank you red spider lily
This is unbelievable bro, like why did it fall? The anger within me is unfathomable. Just reset this part is easy. In what universe is this part easy you have absolutely lost the plot I'm going to go ahead and get the fire going. Chat, listen. Chat listen. It's over. Yo 50 gifted from psychoindie as well and 10 from Synthia Cheeks. Chat, give me some W's for Synthia Cheeks and Psycho Lily with the dat gum.
50 gifted subs. Oh my goodness I appreciate that. Thank you I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Hook the front and pull it out Do you think this is a possibility Almost died. That's cool. I'm one shot, that's cool. It's not dropping us. Why is it not dropping? Yo Dookie Cutters with the 50.
Thank you Dookie Cutters with the 50. I appreciate that. Thank you Dookie Cutters. W Dookie Cutters. Thank you. We're never getting out of here. Chat we're never getting out of here.
Chat we are never ever ever ever ever ever getting out of here. I have lost all faith Have you chat this is where our solo journey comes to an end I fear I do I fear it I hate to say it. I fear it Chat we can't get out of here, we can't. Can you believe how far up we got
just for y'all to sell me like that? I cannot believe how that went down. Truly, that is sickening
Relax relax
Chat relax type one if you're relaxed currently It's okay. It is okay. Hey, hey, it is okay. Do you understand? It is. We will Yeah?
Minus falling this time, of course. Coolities with the five, thank you, coolities! Yes. Perfect.
Perfect. perfect perfect Khaleesi's with another five thank you perfect It just worked. It just simply. It just simply worked. Chat, it just simply, it simply just worked. Yo, Red Spider Lily with another 50 gifted again. Oh my
goodness Give me some w's for red spider lily again With another 50 Lord Thank you red spider lily for real I appreciate you seriously, thank you Red Spider Lily Pharrell, I appreciate you, seriously, thank you. We keep moving chat, this time we don't sell, okay?
GG.
Did you see the pro move right there? Did you see the pro move? Drive. Drive. Drive. What are you doing? Dude, like I don't understand, bro.
I don't get it. I don't understand, dude. Like, oh my understand, dude. Like, oh my goodness, bro.
The winch ain't even gonna do anything because the tire.
This is the worst part of the game! Okay. Is there any way this works? Yo RedSpiderLily with another 50 again. Oh my goodness. WLily with another 50 again. That is absolutely insane. I appreciate you for real. Seriously thank you for the 50 gifted once again.
I appreciate you. Seriously thank you. WRed gifted once again. I appreciate you, seriously, thank you. So you're telling me there's a chance. Wait. If I don't get it this time, I'm done. I can't. This part's broken me. Chat, this part is completely broken me. I am a broken man because of this.
Broken!
Ban the guy that just said planks. You can't use the planks on that part because it's too shallow or too thin you goober oh i'm so mad I cannot believe we made it all the way that way up and then y'all sold me in the end I
can't I can't fathom it. Yes, we take some responsibility. Here we go again! Perfect.
Shark with the five! I'm gonna get you. This looks super hard.
Oh, you think? Huh? Oh, you think?
Huh?
Oh, you think it does? Do you?
Do you think so? βͺβͺ
you ought to be ashamed of yourself for how unbelievably dumb this is. Do you understand what is even happening devs of this game? Like seriously what on this planet earth are you doing? You couldn't have made it a quarter inch wider? That is ridiculous!
I mean, oh my goodness! I mean, wow!
Spider Lily with another 10, thank you! Anybody saying use a plank to make it wider? Failed kindergarten. Yellow snowman with the five. Thank you. I'm starting off well. And chat, I did that the first time I made it over that part too, so it doesn't make sense why I can't make it now and I did the first time a minute ago. Chat, make it make sense can y'all make it make sense maybe it's a mental thing you know what it is a mental thing it is it's a mental thing it is I'm sitting sideways. Sitting sideways like Paul Wall, don't matter.
This is, I can get out of this. I can get out of this. Oh my goodness, please. part i will never fall again
did it move
we're good we're good. We're good, chat. We're good. It have not matter. You think I can just full turn left and make it? I don't know if I should risk that I will never fall again. I can't risk it Now we just simply turn left. Now we just simply turn left. Chat, we just simply turn left. It's simple. How close are we to tipping over the edge?
It's not that close. I should still go winch again. I should still go winch again, yeah?
Chat, this is it.
This is it.
We are getting out of here on this run.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Yes, do you see? Do you see? The IQ. Chat, the IQ. Chat, the IQ. Chat, the IQ. Chat, the IQ.
Chat, the IQ. Chat, the IQ. Chat, the IQ.
Chat, the IQ. I'm going to go will never fall again. Chat, I will never fall again. Seriously. Chat, seriously. so
anybody else nervous type one if you're nervous the and So
This is where disaster struck last time right here I just don't know chat. I just don't know bro
Pre-winch? Yeah, but like... To where? If I get past this part... I'm going to be a... I'm going to be a...
I'm going to be a... I'm going to be a... I'm going to be a... I'm going to be a... If I get past this part. Oh my goodness. W Dookie Cutters with the 50 gifted again.
Lord have mercy. W Dookie Cutters for the 50 gifted again lord have mercy
W dookie cutters for real I appreciate that. Thank you dookie cutters
Should I reverse and bust the left left. Uh, right, I mean. I'm going to go to the other side. Say what you will, but that helps. I'm so nervous. Chad are you nervous? I am so nervous. Chad, are you nervous? I am so nervous.
I am going to reverse.
Dude, this is too stressful for me. Slight right. Slight right. Slight right.
Slight right! Somebody said I'm gonna be sick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Where am I? Who am I? Where am I? Who am I? Where am I? Who am I? Where am I? Who am I? Where am I? Who am I? Where am I? Who am I? So here's what we do. We put the jack in the back.
We raise it a little bit and we winch the back end to over here. We might not even have to use the jack. Drive forward more? Can we afford to drive forward just a little bit more? You're right we can. No, let's just use the jack here. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, let's just use the jack. Almost died.
I can't get back in. I'm worried I am too. Believe me. Do we just go? I'm begging you to get me on some solid ground. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, chat.
Bro.
Bro.
Dude.
Dude, I need a cigarette. Oh my goodness, we cannot fall now.
Dog, look how close.
Chat, please. So we just gotta go up, go right. Come up here. Wow. I mean, I mean, bro. Sugar with the five, thank you. Chat, is it over? Where's the planks? Should I run all the way back down and grab my planks?
I feel like I need to. We gotta be safe than sorry here. Well that was just a casual death drop right there I just walked over. Dude, this is so sketchy chat. I mean bruh. I mean tell me it ain't.
Ramps forget them ramps and things are almost useless. I don't think we've ever gotten an actual good use out of those things Chat I'm scared Chat chat, please bro. Chat. Chat, please, bruh. We cannot fall now. We can't. Like, we simply just can't. D- I would be inconsolable.
Like, you understand that right? Inconsolable. Oh my goodness stop. Let's go get this other plank real quick. And I took fall damage, that's what's up. The ramps just helped you? No, they literally didn't, they were just there for show.
Buddy, they did nothing, we didn't even use the ramp. Would you do develop the ramps or something buddy? Alright. Chat, we keep We keep moving I should heal real quick first though, huh? We just got up Chat I am scared. Are you anybody else scared like I am scared. Are you? Anybody else scared?
Like I'm scared. Goodbye. Wait, let me just make sure.
Let me make sure of something real quick. The stream would have ended. The stream would have ended. The stream- the stream would have ended oh my goodness bro
dude Dude Almost fell again More food time! Yay! Yay!
Yay! I'm littering. Don't litter though. Bro did that on purpose so we could eat more burgers? You done lost your mind. I'm gonna go get some water. What are you doing? Do not play with me.
Do not play with me. Okay. This is okay. This is actually fine. This is fine. This is the most minor of inconvenience. It's not even funny. This is not an issue at all.
We're good. Chat type one if you believe. We just have to be smart slow methodical smart We just can't do nothing stupid here, okay
Okay, Lord have mercy I'm about to winch the back again it is what it is! Y'all like how I'm playing this go back to the right. Let's just drive up. Let's just drive up. You think so? We simply just go forward and slight left yes Winch the front Somebody said floor it
Like what about here chat what's gonna happen to us here? Do we gotta use a plank here? Y'all wanna winch the front a little bit? I don't mind that. I really don't. The last thing we wanna do is die right here after all of this no we got a drive no we got a drive that's not gonna work we got a drive GG oh my goodness GG
What am I?
I'm not in the driver's seat I'm tweaking bad Do you understand the situation that almost just took place? you got me messed up I fear
this is chat chat this is so scary bro chat. Chat, this is actually, dude!
Is it in park? I gotta go make sure, but I think it is.
It is?
Yes, it is, it's in park. It would have rolled backwards and off the map if not stop stop This is so unbelievably scary. I can't believe how scary. Chat, I seriously, I can't, my hands are sweating.
Are y'all hands sweating? Not nice, we're not even close to out of the woods yet.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Chat, I just don't know, man.
Chat, I'm about to throw up, bruh. Put this in here. Everybody relax. Are you relaxed? We know what has to happen here. And that's not it. Is that going to hold? But chat when I drive over it is the tire gonna push it off I need to winch it, huh?
Should I winch it over? over I feel like that's the only option here if we just went it straight this should work this should literally work. No, it will not. You're about to be looking real dumb right now. It's online. I can't believe this is working. I can't believe this is working. I can't believe this is working. Chad, I can't believe this is working. I can't believe this is working. I can't believe this is working. Chad, I can't believe this is working, bro.
Just send it. Buddy, there is no just sending it. I'm gonna safety winch right here, and I'm about to drive it forward. But there's just one problem. I can't get to the driver's seat Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord.
Lord. Lord. Lord.
Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. Oh my goodness. I have to drive it left a little bit, Chad. I have to. We just drive it up and left just a tad, yes? I I told you. I told you. I told you.
I told you. I told you. Now what? Dude, I'm about to cry bro.
Chat.
I gotta go planks across but I gotta get the plank we just used. Oh my goodness why?
Let me get that. Why Wow
Wow Chat I don't The plank. The plank. The plank. I'm about to throw up. Chat I'm about to throw up.
Chat.
I don't think only up or anything made me this nervous. Oh. I Right? I don't see it being any better Should I take it out of park? I'm gonna go take it out of park No Dude I'm tweaking I'm full on tweaking. I'm going to go ahead and get some more. I don't think it's in park. Is it in park? We're never gonna find out More left, huh? Is this the play?
More up? There's no option for farther up. This thing has been in park the whole time. Should I just drive it? Okay. I'm going to go get a drink. Put it on the rock behind you. You can't attach it to a rock. If we just get over this crest and get to a checkpoint you would have I Thought that was a winch pole. Oh my goodness. I thought that was a winch pole. Oh
My goodness, why would they do that to me? Chat we have to attach it right there, right? We just have to? Hold on, I just want to make sure of something. Give me a second. Because what are the odds that they stashed a winch pole somewhere around here chat if we had a winch pole right now
This we would be out like we would be out of here Chat, no way. Wait, what? There's another ladder.
No, this ladder won't work. Wait what? There's another ladder. No this ladder won't work.
Wait.
Let's just take the safe route. Chat let's not do nothing stupid. Chat, let's just not do nothing stupid, yeah? It's saved? Yeah, it's saved when you put a new hat on. The whole game isn't saved. Will I be able to get back?
Yes we will! Chat, we're good! Let's just not die from falling, let's grab these and get back! If we get one of those winch poles and get back with it alive, we are good. Who else is tum tum hurting, chat? Is it just me? It can't be just me.
I cannot believe how difficult this has been. I can't.
This is unreal. Chat. Chat. Chat, I think...
I think... I think I think I think we are out of here I think this is what I fall through one of the cracks and die you wouldn't see me for a week like you at minimum you wouldn't see me for a week food with the five. Thank you Literally right here, yeah? Literally right there. Chat, I think we're out of here. We made it.
Chat.
The winch remote just disappeared by the way. The winch remote literally just disappeared by the way. We have a backup winch remote though. ladies and gentlemen
oh my goodness we're out of there oh my goodness we're out of there
wait what what is this? Just straight down? We're back in the open air again! I am not about to lie, that section that we just did is the most stressful section of any like only up type game I've ever played. Like peak. any of that that was the most stressful thing like literally ever yeah now we died to a bear one second I just want to see if there's a checkpoint up here so I can prepare I just want to know just in case there is a bear coming up.
Chat, life, man. Oh my goodness, life.
Chat. Dude.
Where's the checkpoint? There has to be a checkpoint like right here is this a sick joke where's the there's a checkpoint up there I see it check there's a checkpoint up there there's a checkpoint up there I just saw it I could cry I'm so happy to be out of that cave this has to be the end of the game up here right that was the hardest thing
ever Okay. Why isn't it driving? That's not an issue.
It's not an issue. It's not an issue. It's not an issue. It's not. Ain't that right, Chad? It's not an issue. Should we just pop a beer and push it?
Yeah.
We just pop a beer and push it. Okay, y'all proud of me be honest. It's working. It worked. It literally worked. We're back. That worked. was crazy Oh Oh My goodness
Chat I'm gonna be completely real with y'all. I never thought we was getting out of that cave Did y'all think we were ever getting out of there that was horrible Dude horrible dude checkpoint I'm begging there it is save yes Crazy part is we don't even have to repair nothing because everything's already repaired for the ones that didn't make it.
Let me replace this RV. This winch real quick.
No, dude, I'm so Chad. I'm happy. Ain't you happy? Let me replace this RV, this winch real quick.
No, dude, I'm so, chat, I'm happy. Ain't you happy, chat? Please be a banger, please.
We are winning, we are winning, we are winning.
I gotta use the restroom What is this guru's chakra you keep speaking of? Well, my child is the closest phone nation us mere mortals can can get to the Nibirnese word for absolute calm. And it's also close to the word chakra, the vital energies within the human body and the subject of today's tape. Aligning your chakras to focus their energy within the body and mind is vital to achieving absolute calm. In order to align your chakras, you need to call upon the wisdom of the ancient Anunnaki Pythagoras. It's important to get the angles right, otherwise the chakras won't align.
They won't focus right. Now this one's a little advanced, so I recommend you grab a pen and paper and take some notes as you follow along with me. The first thing we need to align our chakras is the hypotenuse. This is the foundational concept of your chakra alignment. First thing you gotta do is imagine a line from the tippy top of your head all the way down to your perineum.
That's the bit between your butthole and whatever else you got going on down there. Then with your arms outstretched, imagine another line across your body. There's one where the two lines meet on your chest, two where your elbows are, and one down in your business area.
Now imagine a line from the elbow chakra point of your dominant hand down to your perineum. That line is your hypotenuse. We need its length. Now if you multiply the first top line by the second line, no wait, not multiply. If you take the first line, the one at the top,
you square it, so like you multiply it by itself. So you first measure it, right, in inches. Then multiply that by itself. Then you do the same with the vertical line. But measuring this one's a bit weird because you gotta get a little, you know,
down and around, down there, you know. But do the same with that and add the two numbers together. Then you divide, wait, let me check my notes. Hang on a second. Who's the teacher? Check my notes, hang on a second. Who did this back there? Oh, oh, lucky, lucky I checked. We need to, we need square root, not divide. Divide would have done something completely different.
Yeah, that was, that was a lawsuit, actually. Uh, okay, so square root, those two numbers from before that you added together,
that gets the hypothesis. What is he talking about?
Multiply it, multiply that by each of the sine, 10, those are magic numbers that are on your calculator. Then those numbers are your chakra focus angle.
Somebody said noted.
Degrees Fahrenheit. So yeah, you can track those numbers over time and see if they resonate with you. And if they do, your chakras are aligned and you're one step closer to absolute calm. Thank you for listening in once again, my child,
Guru's Chakra, and I'll see you in the next lesson.
What on this planet earth did I just hear? They thought they was gonna hide this from me. Oh my goodness.
Chat, they really thought they was gonna hide this from me. Dude, I poked myself in the eye, bro. Oh my goodness. After I got done washing my hands, I was coming out of the bathroom, I literally poked myself in the eye. It hurts bad. I'm dead.
GG. It's hurting. Now chat, listen, that had to have been the hardest part in the game. Yes or no? It literally had to be. There is nothing, there is nothing that could be in store for us next that could ever compare to what just happened.
Psycho with the five, thank you. This is the end of the game. Wait, we made it. Wait, this is the victory lap. Life. Life, chat.
What's happening? I'm so happy to be out of that cave. Are y'all happy to be out of that cave? Dude, I'm so happy.
Bro.
Take it in.
Take it in.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a screen saver. It's a screen saver. It's a screen saver.
It's a screen saver.
It's a screensaver, true. See this is what I miss right here. Just these easy... They set me up? What is this?
Okay, you know what that's not too bad That's not too bad It's bad No, it's okay. It's okay. It is okay. What am I witnessing?
Not the snakes again, dude! This is easy. Check this is easy We can really just drive around did they think I'm dumb enough to not know this this What? Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.
Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty was sitting right there and when I moved it scared her. Kitty!
Kitty! Kitty!
She was laying down. So there's eagle action now.
Right.
Right. Does the eagle attack the RV too? It can't. it won't. It can't. Chat, please don't do this to me. Get a hit of that coffee real quick.
That's okay, I'm not worried about it. Again, nothing can compare to what we just did. This is going to be nothing to us, okay?
Nothing. The scrap? I'm gonna die again anyway. You see that turn right there? That was clean, huh? Why can't the rest of the game just be this easy right here? I Stay in the RV, I mean This is the foundational concept of your chakra in life. First thing you gotta do is imagine a line from the tippy top of your head all the way down to your perineum. That's the bit between your butthole and whatever else you got going on down there.
Then with your arms outstretched, imagine another line. You see how confidently I just did that right there? It's just smart. Nope. Do we go that way or do we have to go across here? I'm scared of the eagle.
Chat, which way? Left. Look at the map.
Cool.
That told me a lot.
Y'all think I should go left? I'm gonna going left. Please. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle.
Eagle. Eagle. Eagle.
Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Eagle. Don't winch while in park, it's hard. Did you just not witness the past two hours of the stream? Why is it rolling backwards? Why'd that just happen? We're in park.
Okay.
Hey, as long as the eagle don't come out, chat, we're good. Chat, are we serious here? Chat, are y'all serious? Are y'all serious?
Are you?
This game is cinema though. W game for real. It's like actually crazy. How insane this game has been. I shall be able to put it in park now.
Yes.
Or I shall be able to remove the winch now.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Where am I?
Chat, where am I bro? Dude! Let's back up just a tad. Yeah, you want to back up just a tad. Yeah, you wanna back up just a tad?
Let's back up just a tad. Just a tad.
It appears that we can't. Oh I'm going to go ahead and get some more. I found what I needed. That's why you always do a little bit of looking around, chat. Found what I needed. That is why you always do a little bit of looking around. Lord have mercy. Dude, dude.
Chat, please.
Okay, we're good. Is that a shortcut? Or is the one I'm taking a shortcut? Bro I leave for five minutes and now you're smoking, what are you doing? That's just, it gives you a speed boost. Y'all mess with this? It appears I've done too much.
Thanks for the boost, idiot. See, I did that on purpose so we could come back and get this extra scrap. Y'all see the play?
Y'all mess with the play though? Chat, do y'all mess with the play?
Cassette tape, chat, what? No, forget the cassette. Y'all really want to listen to it? Y'all really want to hear them?
Y'all like Austin more than me. That's crazy. Alston, what is this Guru's chakra you keep speaking of? Well, my child, it is the closest foundation us mere mortals can get to the deeper-knees word for absolute calm. And it's also close to the word chakra, the vital energies within the human body and the subject of today's tape. Aligning your chakras to focus their energy within the body and mind is vital to achieve an absolute calm. In order to align your chakras, you need to call upon the wisdom of the ancient Anunnaki Pythagoras.
It's important to get the angles right, otherwise the chakras won't align. It won't focus right. Now, this one's a little advanced, so I recommend you grab a pen and paper and take some notes as you follow along with me.
The first thing we need to align our chakras is the hypotenuse. This is the foundational concept of your chakra alignment. First thing you gotta do is imagine a line from the tippy-top of your head all the way down to your perineum. That's the bit between your butthole and whatever else you got going on down there. Then with your arms outstretched, imagine another line across your body. There's one where the two lines meet on your chest, two where your elbows are, and one down in your business area. Now, imagine a line from the elbow chakra point
of your dominant hand down to your perineum. That line is your hypotenuse. We need its length. Now, if you multiply the first top line by the second line... No, no, wait, not multiply. If you take the first line, the one at the top, you square it, so you multiply it by itself.
It's first measure, right, in inches. You multiply that by itself, then you do the same with the first.
Idiot.
I'm gonna go left, yeah? You wanna go left? We gonna go left! Still going, yeah bro, just in there still talking. I'm gonna go ahead and
get my child. Bros in there talking to hold.
See that's just we got to do this way. Y'all sure about this chat. Yeah Was y'all paying attention to bro, though, was you paying attention to him chat? This is dumb. This is dumb. Chat how?
How will we get here? If we can go through this trail, I think we're good though.
Y'all wanna winch it? Let's winch it. Y'all wanna winch it? Let's winch it. Haunted with the five, thank you.
Splooka! We gonna try that. No, we can't drive because it's bottomed out right there. You ready? Are you ready?
No.
No. Absolutely cannot believe that that just worked at the level that it did I Mean I mean Wow And now we can't get past it
Lord Lord. Passed it.
Chat, what here?
Straight down? I just wanna get to the next, I just wanna get to the next
checkpoint, Chad. If we commit to right, we can't get back. This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable you have to stay close to the RV to avoid the eagle do y'all believe in what could happen here in the greatness What? What? What? What? What?
What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
You got us with a winch across? We have to. Chat, we have to. There's no way around it. This is the move that has to be made. I imagine we're not close enough and I just sold Perfect
This should work! Should!
Let's take it out of park.
Let's not break nothing. Not sure where the winch remote just went, but good thing I have a spare. an You got bad news, chat. Y'all don't know the bad news? There is none. Oh, I didn't unhook the winch. No way. This RV is a monster! What are you doing? Keep going. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo!
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