Gmod Death Run - Escaping Jeffrey's Island! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my good pal Jeffrey's island. It's a wonderful island, beautiful island out here in the middle of...

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F***ing nowhere to be honest, I don't know. And I've got my little buddy Louie here. Louie, come say hi. Come on now.

Hi!

What were you guys doing in there?

Well, I just pulled my pants up.

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He was taking- he was taking a- He was- he was taking a see was he what now recording Hi guys, welcome to Jeffrey's Island

Who's gonna be a Trump Trump ever even there? Oh, history of this island.

I don't know, there's no list.

There's no list, there's no flight logs, there's no proof.

Epstein actually doesn't even real.

There is nothing.

There's nothing, we actually,

all you guys, it was all a hoax.

Jeffrey Epstein's not even real. The retard's on the left. and then he just comes down from the ceiling hanging. What's this? No way!

They got him!

Perfect. Alright, you ready

for the now recording thing?

Hello? Hello? Now recording.

No, you're supposed to do it after.

After he comes out.

Hi!

Welcome to Disneyland no glass now recording that was good that was good Take one good good cut any children want to see my cheese

You miss you peace

Big beautiful island great island and jobs are great faster. Do you want to get in here do a bit of role play?

I need a thumbnail Yeah, I can give you a thumbnail. Pastor, do you want to get in here and do a bit of roleplay? I need a thumbnail. Yeah.

I can give you a thumbnail.

No, no, no, no.

Alright everybody, welcome to Jeffrey's Island.

And for justice, for George Floyd, we're gonna let the little child be a death.

Oh my...

Alright, let's do this.

It's like a George Floyd joke. I don't think he's gone a video in two years not mentioning Black Lives Matter or George Floyd.

I just like how people don't know how to react to this. That's why it's so funny.

Dude, we should definitely have a George Floyd walkout. Oh my gosh, we have a George Floyd player model?

Oh, I don't know.

I will do it.

All right, just pick any black player model. Okay, I got one.

Yo, I'm George Floyd.

That is hispanic.

Alright, alright. Different, hold on, hold on.

Who is he?

Thank you.

Hold on, one second, one second.

Yo, yo, yo, I'm George Floyd, what's up?

Oh, fucking dude, I'm so...

Can we start the conversation? I Yeah, let's do it! You didn't die, you didn't die! Yeah! I killed you! I can't be free! I'm ready to escape Jeffrey's Island.

This is, first of all, we don't know which Jeffrey.

It could be any Jeffrey.

It could be Jeffrey Dahmer.

Yes!

Okay, I'm going down the elevator.

Come on guys, come on, come on guys come on come on. Let's have a fun gmod totally not age-restricted video. Let's go welcome into the 2028

Elections oh I got it. No glass it. We're all victims. That's yeah, we're victims. Yeah, that's right

We were captured we were captured. We were brought here. Yes, and Louie is Maxwell Louis Maxwell

What jillouie say jillouie Maxwell? Yeah, jillouie Maxwell?

jillouie What Julie say to Louie Maxwell yeah, Julie Maxwell, Julie

Five minutes into this We best friends? Are we best friends? We're not best friends, Jeffrey.

We're not acquaintances on an island.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I made it.

Passes through.

Passes through. There you go.

Did you pick one?

I did.

Oh, I don't know which one I went.

What do you mean you didn't know all that matters is you're on this side I think okay then

I'll go Jeffrey who's your best friend Tyler he got bowl of ice cream easy but play it safe this guy's already dead we could just say this guy who's that lady over there who the fuck is that that is Bill Clinton don't

worry about it Oh my god! Eww, eww! Is that me?!

That's Brian.

Oh my god, that's me!

Nice tits!

I hate this map maker! That's so scary.

That is so scary.

That was horrifying. I've never been so scared in my life.

Why am I on the island?

I ain't gonna lie,

I'm looking pretty fucking good. I might try this later.

Oh my gosh, the map maker manually made this. Look at the painting!

My hand. I'm sorry. Yeah, the painting is also very interesting.

Are we ready?

This painting is good.

Oh, nice pasta. I'll jump now. I'll jump now. I said I'll jump.. I'll jump now. I said I'll jump so I can

The biggest chandelier the biggest most deadly

Biggest most best I don't I'm scared. I don't know why I'm

This map loves you, huh Brian this yeah, this is like when if we get canceled if one of us gets over

Oh, I go too far. Yeah. Yeah, this yellow and black mark is kind of the start of You can

Prosecuted I hate when I get prosecuted you've been prosecuted Oh come on, back in the game! No, he pushed me. No, this bitch ass pushed me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You guys can take one of my lives. I've gotten two people killed here.

Oh shit. Oh, nevermind.

Is this safe here?

I'm in jail. I'm in a jail cell.

Oh, we were supposed to fall. Oh. Oh. Oh. Damn. That sounds like a TV sitcom. Gotta get across without getting hung. You gotta get across without being hung.

Here we go.

No noose.

No noose for me.

Oh, come on, dude.

Wow, Louis.

What?

Wow.

I think Louis is waiting for me.

Oh my gosh.

I can't see this.

Just text that says rope.

You could put that on there. It just says rope.

It's not a...visually it was fine.

That's fine. That's censored. That's right. It's just rope.

It's like when people are scared of spotters. You know, it's the same thing.

Baby tube can't complain.

Look guys, the files!

Look, look over there are the files!

Dude, you fuckin' Look blue over there to file. Do you fucking you sprinted this shit?

You sprinted and then went away from your computer The files don't worry guys, I'll take care of these files

Careful man, oh my god I missed it! It's fine! Holy shit! Be careful man! Oh my god! No way dude!

What the fuck! You know I deserve that! You were standing there the whole time!

I actually deserve that, I'm not even mad.

What are we going to hear?

Musical chairs?

Alright, there's no way we- we all have one life right?

Yeah.

Alright, I think we all rush it all at the same time

Okay

Just gonna count it down dude what's going on here?

Yes, this fucking happened what did they do something like that with Rick Ross the references the White House Twitter said here's the Epstein files Whatever and it was a rip roll

Are you for real? Oh my god

I hate that baron's running the white house

I would not Gop account on x posted hashtag breaking epstein files released with the link that was never gonna give you up

That's insane. Absolutely best. All right, come on man. Come man come on oh there's only three

traps left oh okay whoa what's going on here Pam Bondi United we're real small what happened that's the table you're on dude that map maker knows his shit. Map maker is hilarious. He's yeah, he's fucking awesome.

Yeah, it's not my name.

All right.

City of right.

Get those kudos to you, you fucking prick.

He's just got to go backwards.

It's sitting on my desk right now.

Fuck, dude, I got shit on.

Now you don't have to use my tits in the thumbnail. You can use your own run that is

Skip in the traps you're dead now good luck, bitch

Me yeah, you know you're the bitch head prosecute prosecute our dinner

Causes like a trick question

What would you do? What would you do?

gislaine Question what would you do? What would you do? Gonna take her down the jizz lane and prosecute that bitch. Oh Oh, I made it through Wow damn it. All right time to fly into the filing cabinet Cool the fuck am I'm in the back rooms Jigglypuff. I just saw your fat ass floating to the ceiling. What are you doing?

I'm lost. I'm be clipping. Oh, there you are

Imagine is seeing like the security footage and you see a fucking jigglypuff just be clipping

I'm gonna dodge it. I'm gonna dodge it. I'm gonna dodge it It's

Made a P Diddy with maybe oil falling out of his ass. Let me see, does he have a penis? Don't go under there. Do not go under there. Really? Do not go under there.

No I have to.

No don't do it, pause it, don't do it yet. Oh my god! That is wee pity. Okay, I've gotta go, Aliyah's gotta play.

What?

Does she wanna see Pididi's dick?

No, don't show her that, please. Don't show her that.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Yes.

Yeah, let's hear it.

Okay, so there's a rich man and a poor man and both of their anniversaries are on the same day. So they go out shopping for their wives And the rich man goes, I got my wife a big old diamond ring and a Mercedes. That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive it back to the store with her Mercedes. And she'll still be happy. And the poor man goes to the rich man, he's like, that sounds really good.

So the rich man goes, well, what are you getting your wife? He says, well, I'm getting my wife some slippers and a dildo because she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.

That's so good.

Did you guys like that? Yes, I did.

It was good.

I liked how much you liked it more than how much I like my dad.

Tell me that joke today.

Then he had a dad joke right there. you liked it more than how much I like today

I don't know what Louie said that is a wild joke that's a great joke big beautiful

joke is their incest in Georgia. They do a lot of weird shit.

Wait, is Nugget here or did he just spawn perfectly?

Oh, I'm here.

Oh!

Oh, hi!

All right, welcome to Jeff Run.

Welcome to Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

Oh, wow!

Welcome to Death Re-Ep Run.

I have no idea how to play Gmod by the way. I've never played it in my life.

It's really easy.

You just have to walk forward in this one.

You just have to die. Yeah, you just die.

Okay, I'm going here. Come on, come on, come on, come on. All right, lobster, pick one to walk through. Who's your best friend?

Can I cheat again?

Oh my God. get a sniper she survived okay next Yes, we got one we got one I'll go in this way. I won't do it. I'll do it

Are we best friends no, I'm friends with the dead guy fuck

All right, oh yeah, this is good. I like this. This is a good tactic. Yeah, very good, very good.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Look up, Aaliyah, look up. Look at her back there. She's hot.

Do you wanna- look at this.

Oh shit, why is she looking at me? Wasn't she ugly? She looks just like you.

Aaliyah, come on. She ugly Leah come on no I said come on on what?

Wait look you had a cross you just got across the trap alias are you do? Louie screwed you there he went at the same time as you

Might alia hit V and fly through the wall in front of you. I'm in jail

You gotta come over here over where oh, yeah, we can't see you. So many jokes. Hit V and go through the wall right in front of you. Hit V and then just fly through the wall in front of you very slowly.

You can see me trying not to say anything there.

You're in the ceiling.

I'm in the ceiling. I'm just gonna chill here.

Okay, that's fine. You can stay there. No one's gonna get this footage and be like Aaliyah What the fuck were you doing? Be careful, be careful

If you jump on these jackets right

Yeah yeah yeah

AHH

Yeah

If you jump on these jackets you'll be safe

You son of a fuck goddamit

Why'd you

What is this one? Why is it just redacted Oh good though

They did release a lot of stuff was redacted on it. Remember that it was like all I saw black mark out

It was blacked out the files are not really they're not real and I'm gonna get good the clicks I get I Love me for one we love that it's just Brian

Ask for mac and cheese and you're just in my face when I look up. Come on Brian you can make a pass, you can make a pass, you can do it.

Oh my god. Just as he was about to step off.

Hey, no gloves.

Yes again.

Every time. Every time. Every time.

Every time. Yes again and put it in and put it in

and put it in

fuck she drugged me with her how'd she do that

fuck

okay i'm back

it's your turn to come to us mogwa I mean, she didn't move forward. Oh my god. I hate this. I hate this Jeffrey Epstein win. I'll be back. I gotta go get food.

Pastor Ravioli earned the achievement one day.

She's officially played Gmod for 24 hours.

She did it.

She made it across as well.

And then y'all pushed me across.

Why?

I wasn't in there.

Nice double.

Nice double.

I haven't died in a clip. Nice double. There you go. Who knew we'd have a moment in G-mod on Epstein's Island

Let's both go let's both go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll partner. I'll partner and you can prosecute it Okay, I'll do this shit. Actually. I changed my mind minds how many how many lives does she have one this is my final last life oh

yeah this is two more two more traps oh wait that's a lot letter went letter to Look out, look out! Go on, go on, Pasta, for women, for women. Ooh. All right. I have a machine gun.

Don't go yet, Pasta, don't go yet.

Who'd you fuck up?

Don't make it this.

So you just got a bunch of 50-50s here, choose wisely.

Okay, here you go.

No.

All right, that was the correct choice.

It was the correct choice. We start from the very beginning or no? No, I think we should start halfway through right?

Holy shit

All right, brian after the hole. All right, boss. Are you ready? We're good

Fuck, okay

I got this I got this. I got this. What?

He just saw him? He just...

Fuck.

Okay, I guess I got this too.

Oh my god, Nassau.

Look how he's staring at each other's eyes.

That was quick.

Look where he got me, on the line.

He made it half a foot.

Those acrylic nails gave her a goddamn advantage.

Pasta might be one of the best. Might be one of the best. Might be one of the best.

Pasta!

There you go.

Oh, what?

Again, he barely touched it. Pasta's actually pretty good at being deaf.

That's a weird thing. Yeah, not good enough

I don't like this picture of Jeffrey. I don't like it. Why can't I just been a red button, you know?

Okay, that actually worked. Okay. Yeah, just talk to her just talk

Fucking shit

Spacebar exactly the right goddamn time. Just talk to her. Pasta, pasta, pasta.

Have I died yet? No? Maybe? Yes?

I'll go. I'll go. I won't go.

You just died from the redacted, Noble. You just died from redacted.

Did I?

Hold on, he's asking important questions. He's asking important questions.

Uh, see? See, Brian just jumped through.

Pasta, what's your taco battle order? How did that work? She's been a rice burrito. She said it in two seconds and then killed you. Ryan has all the lives.

No, you got hung.

Oh my God.

You launched.

You woulda, you woulda.

Oh, you woulda.

Wait, did you pick anything yet?

I picked prostitute, prosecute.

Okay.

Wait, hold on.

I need to reset it.

Okay, now you need to choose.

Okay, yeah, reset it.

What do you think of this woman?

Harden or prostitute?

Prostitute, definitely a prostitute. She'll definitely go prostitute again. Yep. No she won't The big brain move would be then to do pardon Yes, I never made this far. Let's say one sec. You know one of these

All right, we got one life we got one life got one life There you go, oh man, there you go in a row got one life oh my god it's over here

I'm not doing that Brian no no, get them blackmailed by each other Okay, I can't say the next part. Wait, Evan, why you-

Wait, Evan, why you-

Wait, Evan, why you-

And he's gone. Alright, okay, guess we're restarting again.

You wanna wait for Nogla? He went to go pee.

Why am I staring at Jeffrey? You guys gonna-

I imagine past the killing someone in real life and just moving on.

Fucking murder someone.

Are you ready Evan? I'm not supposed to kill someone in real life, I'm just moving on. I'm not supposed to just fucking murder someone.

Are you ready Evan?

I'm ready.

What's your Taco Bell order?

Stupid bitch.

What the fuck was that?

That order is redacted.

Evan, what's your McDonald's order? Evan, what's your-

No!

You reset the map and lagged the fucking game or some shit dude! The game lagged! Watch Your Panda expression There's nothing I can do, the game is fucking bullshit Game land, man, game land

Evan, Evan, what's your pen expression, you stupid

Fuck

Am I dead now? Am I just completely dead?

Am I gonna kill him?

Alright, okay, that was fun

Ask him what he's, ask him what he's, ask him what he's

What is he talking, what are you talking about?

What's your PF Chang order?

Oh shit.

You should have survived that.

Here, Brian, you take one, I take the other.

So if I remember, Cardin was- so they looked at

it, so it's pro-

Okay.

What are you doing, Paws? Get back. Everyone has to go through it.

Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan's asshole butt?

Wait, what?

What the fuck was that?

What was that?

Can we see that again?

What did he do? JD pants.

Alright.

I'm on the wrong side again. Step right up.

Is it ready?

Wow, nice choices, Evan. Very interesting choices.

I missed.

Pasta, what the fuck is going on? All right, are you ready? And then just doesn't even land on the fucking book.

You ready for this?

You ready for this?

Ready.

Okay, so, yes.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

Yeah.

Incorrect, Ryan, it was yes. I'm waiting for Ryan to come back to life. Is he in there?

I'm in there, I'm in there.

And then it was yes, and then it was yes, and then it was yet

You fucking cheated look at this scumbag He's just gonna jump down. Just go right.

Okay. Now the next two, I'm not telling you.

You got to figure it out by yourself.

Yeah!

Hey!

Yes.

I was hoping I could just game the shit, dude.

I guess no one's escaping the island.

Yeah.

Can we go first? I ain't scared.

Yeah. Yeah.

If everyone's ready, it's like Squid Game.

Okay.

I'm not escaping.

I ain't scared.

Okay.

I'll be a team player.

I'll be a team player. I'll be a team player.

You know, when he does the...

Okay.

Ryan's not escaping. Evan's not escaping.

All right. Oh, I'm not okay

And then the last one you switched it up no

No, no, no the book fell that file fell I juked it. No, you can't do that. I fucking did it bitch. I win you win you win all right congratulations The winner the man who gets to escape the one and only I am wildcat

Release the files or hide the files Wow

Who's wise just the problem is now that I've been here I'm in the you could oh yeah trick question take one for the team I'm gonna release these bitches Alicia ignore the sequence of events in the map you gather the heavily redacted burn FC files and released in the public you got a pat on the back for doing more than any politician has been willing to do it over a decade alas ash is illegible so the PDF files who run the country walk free bad ending excuse me did we run out of budgets at the ending yeah fine fine fine you do the other one Jesus Christ all the files are in the country will now walk free

thanks is that bad ending did he spend all the time of my tits making you a female and time was on my tits and then just went,

ah, ah, PDF, ah, bad ending.

Like I said, thanks to your desire to see both the endings, he knew we were gonna pick release and then hide. This man-maker is fuckin' genius, bro.

On the nose.

Look at her back there.

She's hot. She's hot.

What did I hear?

She's hot.

It's Brian.

It's Brian back in his tits.

It's Brian back in his tits. Oh that, oh, he died.

He did more than die. Okay, I'm leaving. I found, I found out we can just leave the island by clicking disconnect.

Wow.

It was that easy guys took three hours. Yeah, the vikings are fucking stupid. I don't like this crime with big tits

I do

Damn it. I was about to take a picture of my camera my tits. God. Dang it

You have so much footage of your tits. I know not enough Never enough Enhance

Okay, let's uh, let's play some gmod. Okay

Oh, mr. Anderson I was seat mr. Anderson Oh I gotta get me. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta. Mmmmm. No. Oh!

Alright guys, let's just play some G-man.

Damn. Alright. Alright. Alright.

You're a fu-

You're a fu- You're a fu-

Prince Andrew was a liar.

I was never there. on this island this island's all fake media I don't like this island I like hand jobs by consenting to any rules.

I didn't consent!

Get in the back get in the back.

Get in the back. My stomach hurts!

Get in the back.

You put the files inside me!

Oh god I can't continue after that line no okay.

Oh my god!

Oh my god, I can't continue after that line. No, OK. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. The worst video we've ever made, Bob.