Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) - A Really Good Anomaly Map!

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abortion in there yeah you can have abortions in here but it won't flush you got flushed it down the toilet like a real woman that's fuck you actually

haven't seen these before right there and then the men's bathroom we poop in them just poop yeah we shit in it and it ends up in the back rooms. Does it have water? Water, yeah. This is the world's worst improv.

Wait, where's the toilet paper? How do you WAP?

WAP.

Will you just call an Italian person watching this?

WAP.

The guitarist is checking himself out.

He's just staring at himself.

Better content than your shit that you guys are up to

yeah your video better start with this absolute silence and just let's see if

you see if there's a window that means it's an anomaly if you see a bed, no That's bird Windows windows anomaly anomaly that's a lot of anomalies. There's a whole ass cutscene for this man I like talking you're fucking talking through it fucking newbie and editing bitch. I'm gonna talk to it all I want what's happening I'm heavy breathing and a jerking off

Okay

Welcome to another anomaly

It's so dark all I know is that teddy bear was definitely this is already pointing out that there's something here though There's something missing from the window

Listen you dumb pig fuck did you just call me it is a goddamn? Anomaly you go to the window and you press the red arrow if it's if there's not an anomaly

You go to the bed and press the green arrow. That's how it works

Alright remember what the apartment looks like in view and the view from outside you gotta look out here, too Huh oh shit. are you serious? That's a lot. Green car, purple windows.

The gooners room, he has the vacuum by the bed.

There's two dumbbells. The globe is looking at Australia and Japan and Asia.

Shh, shh.

Oh nice dude.

Always, no no no no no, but check the guitar every so often if it's out of tune.

That's probably...

They're playing checkers, this is a Playstation 1. Oh wait this way

Fuck's sake dude. This is insane. I mean, I guess the anomaly games are usually like that room or no

Maybe maybe it's only the maybe it's only shit. Oh my god

Which one are you looking at the people me? I went out the people I hope one of the times we do we check and there's somebody just watching just jerking off out there on the staircase It's just delirious. Stop fucking hitting the piano. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave. I wanted to see through it man. Oh Louis. Happy birthday Oh, you're good. Thanks. Is someone playing the piano? I'm playing a horror film song

Why is it toilet in the closet kind of awesome did you guys see the kitchen okay of course you got it pasta We'll leave the kitchen to you all right. Hey. Hey the last day of women's month

How successful are you guys in those anomaly games though you guys complete them or no about to find out?

Here we go

Alright lights on what do we got what we got let's see let's see complete them or no? About to find out. Here we go. Alright. Lights on.

What do we got? What do we got? Let's see. Let's see.

What do we got?

Did this thing only have four? The little dolls? The Russian dolls?

I don't remember.

I thought it was either four or five.

I just remember this piece of furniture was definitely here.

Oh, what the fuck?

Is that an anomaly?

That's an anomaly. It sure didn't do that last time. They're coming for us!

Jump out the window, jump out the window!

You're never taking me alive, fucker.

The person you have guarded is trying to scam you.

We didn't die, we did it.

Brian, you were just standing there in the dark. I'm gonna kill myself. That scared the fuck out of me.

I was thinking about this for three rounds

so close to the doors much I'm like you don't know the art I'm after you don't

understand once I see if I can play this no no no what the fuck I didn't understand. Well, let's see if I can play this. No, no, no.

What the fuck?

Oh, I didn't mean to. I tried to click on the piano next to the bed. I tried to click on that little piano. Oh my God.

Are we gonna die?

I think we're good though.

I don't think there was a anomaly.

Oh, nice, you did it.

Wow, you're a genius. Okay, yep, I did it. Totally knew it. I literally was just, so you cannot click on this piano. Wait, Delirious usually is in the outside duping. I'm duping, he's out there duping and booping

and scooping and duping.

Oh, nevermind, wrong room.

The gator sounds all right.

Oh, oh shit!

What was that? Piano room! 9-11! What happened? What the- Holy shit! Oh shit! It's Pachinki!

Did you just see that?

Like, just literally crash into that building?

I did.

We gotta jump out the window.

Uhhh.

Oh!

Suicide.

Wildcat was already there.

Yeah, I was there, but-

I don't think you would die from that high.

Just sayin'. Passive you ever seen these yeah, yeah, we ever had like real ones I like one of my favorite childhood memories the family's not even Russian

I don't even know why we had them, but I love them. Uh my grandma had them she's Polish. Yeah, same thing

There's blood Normal what's in the people take a look man that is not normal The hell was that man man? Oh, that's normal. My neighbor does that every Tuesday. It's fine.

I'm like watching all struggle with that.

Wait, was this refrigerator in here this whole time?

This little refrigerator?

Yes.

Like right here?

Yes. Yes.

Dude, I hate like when you see something and then you don't remember seeing it.

God damn it!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Is that broom always like that? that yes how does he anomaly I don't want to do it I'll do it got it we got it oh brave it's obvious this shit is obviously not gonna be enough for video

nice nice nice you look at that okay I'm not gonna go into the dark room and have Ready for the panel. Okay. Alarm! Alarm! There's a car! Guys! I think we got an anomaly.

A car!

This is the hardest anomaly game in the world.

Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.

My favorite part's coming up, hold on.

Boop!

Boop!

That's it!

That's the best part.

Shh, shh, shh. I like a lommel games

Man every single time this big as the way you know, there's not

That wasn't there right he's fucking with me. I'm jumping out the window Okay, who actually thought that table wasn't there

Didn't I clearly thought it wasn't supposed to be there was a Table I totally knew it. I knew you gas lit me so hard that he believed it me impossible war of that

We knew that she was there imposter the interior design

Experts see the thing is I've been running through that room in the dark trying to get to the piano every

So I didn't even know that is true. I saw PlayStation 1 that was about it. Dude. I know but I really Alright, it's just a table click the button

Anything seems to be in order over here

My god Nothing no anomalies everything seems to be in order over here oh my god what what I think no anomalies Oh anomalies Oh anomalies what dude when I was in here is pitch black I turned on the sink I went over here hit the button and I looked this way and then I literally got to here turned around and it was right I like how we're okay. Yes is that

Well, there's a guy That's the Amazon driver for all right, she went to the she sprinted over there

Scream that just a tub full of red

No, I didn't expect to see that. Mine at least was an eight foot alien that was right next to me, all right? Give me a little bit of credit.

Make sure y'all check the paintings.

There's not gonna be no anomalies this time.

Yeah, probably not.

Oh, fuck!

Oh my God, what was that?

Nah, there's no anomalies. But I will jump out the window I saw you fly back like this I saw my thing shake

What was it? Nothing, he's afraid of nothing This guy is a pussy dude

He just loves to jump out the window

I like getting them right

Alright, 1.30, this is where we made it to last time When we got freaked out by a fucking table that was always there I like this game It's time for Brian to get scared, Brian you need to go ahead Okay, I'll go ahead ain't no pussy Brian to get scared and that's what we get here with

pasta come here don't hit the button don't hit the lights pasta stand right there look up above the door.

He's just a little guy. He's just a little guy. He's just a little guy, look at him.

Damn, you should have told her.

She had way too much time to prepare.

Yeah.

He's just a little guy.

She just has like sandbags and shit

like set up in front of her computer. She's wearing like a fucking military helmet. You can't scare me.

I've already been scared.

You can't scare me. Unless of course you're a bloody bathtub.

It does take a really long time cleaning a bathtub, I will say.

That stroke the guitar?

Not if you have a power washer.

Hey, this plant's dead. Y'all, this is the anomaly. This plant's dead.

You're right dude. You got two of these in this room with those

Yeah, I even the place been dead around no hasn't it listen. I think she's right another dead plant Yeah, she might be right you really go by the window jump by the window go ahead if we lose It's all your fault where you're kicked out of the vanos group, so no pressure if I hear crunch you're dead And nothing do with the plants

Yeah, maybe that's the anomaly maybe they're always dead and now they're alive so let's jump out the window

This guy needs some melatonin fucking yeah,z he needs it. Yeah, he really does. Or ashwaganda. Ashwaganda forever.

Ashwaganda.

Yes.

Ashwaganda.

He either needs melatonin or he needs a- Jumping out of the window. No guys there ain't shit. This does that fridge usually open like that though. Oh wait It just looks that way or sorry do those blinds usually close you can I went up to the bridge and I hear E, I went, Ooh, okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, does that window usually open

the one on the right there?

Next day!

Louie, get away from the fucking window.

I'm looking for the anomalies outside.

Blech!

Blech!

Thank you.

Does that sneeze sound in game? That's an anomaly, if so. God damn it, I don't know why you're fucking why does it make this all look oh he's gonna have a stroke I got it I got to the bed before you can fuck me oh we did it no I knew I knew it I knew what's gonna happen oh oh oh oh oh we can't jump out the window

what look at look we can't use the red arrow but we could use the green one but keep going keep searching keep searching first. Maybe this is the last round. Oh guys the doors open

Terrorism he was scared of this face right here. Thank you

You it wasn't just that face and tried to attack me

Wait, oh you're starting to sing made it so it's like oh, yeah, I'm not scared of that

You will see such pretty things oh there's something fucking light in this bit what the fuck oh oh it opened okay quick we gotta go back get back wait check the other rooms first why we should be anomaly was everything we just did because it might have something cool in like the plane they don't two windows

oh why is that music playing did we win? because it's gogurt time

we made it through the night oh let's go so now what still do the same we get our gogurt

you like gogurt? wait there's no red love no red or green whoo it's open we go oh we go everywhere

wait there's a thing here guys. There's Pokemon. That's the look Pokemon There's a camera a drag Memory unlocked one of their tall. There's something here

Look at Nokia. It's a knock. It's not just any cell phones and Nokia a

Nokia Nokia they say things different sometimes box Knock you. Yes. Oh, sorry. No, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna knock you out. Knock. Yeah, it's nor we it's Norwegian one more Oh look at us right here. They say like no, I was Korean. We did it secret apartment unlock. Oh

Yeah, oh Yeah, we made it outside we go into the other apartment the plane hits it and kills us

That was it. Yes, that was beautiful

104 what are the other endings got a plane to find out?

One time you're gonna strum that guitar it's gonna just sound like a saxophone

Wait crash give it to me. Give it me give it to me the guitar just moans

Okay, there's some up here what what is that?

ceiling I don't know but is that I feel like

This is like what you dream of when you take too much Benadryl at night. Yeah, because we all know that.

We all have done that.

That's what we were all thinking. All I want to see is a plane crash.

You're never going to see that, man.

You're going to see it on Louie's footage.

You cut off my piano time.

Louie, the plane's about to crash.

You just hear that?

Oh!

Um... Spaghetti. time the planes about to crash you just do that Oh um but yeah fuck dude vehicular manslaughter inside they turn him into meat holy shit I hate it when that happens when you crash your van into someone riding their motorcycle in their apartment you have to turn them into spaghetti I hate when that happened vanos dressed like that looks like his

bike I know fuck man god damn it that would have done right as a man was dressed like that, it looks like his bike. I know. Fuck, man.

God damn it! That would have done right as the plane was hitting.

Just like I planned.

That would have done.

Where's that lot?

They sent me off today.

Shut the fuck up, boss.

Get your ass in the kitchen.

Shut the fuck up.

It's my birthday.

Ain't no anomalies.

There ain't no anomalies. Yeah it is, well it's Friday. Yeah, exactly. Fucking...

Y'all know I celebrate it for like two weeks.

Yeah, no one else does, but that's fine.

Listen, if you ask Kelly, she would celebrate it for two weeks.

Yeah, I know, that annoying fuck, she says it's her whole month. She gets Valentine's Day three days before her birthday.

Plane crashing, is the plane crashing?

Oh, I see it. I see the anomaly. I see it too. I don't cuz I see that fucking door

We see oh, oh

Y'all see it everyone jump to the window everyone sees it good She does see it. All right. We have got to the window before she realized just editor

Don't put it the part where she realizes please editor put me at the top description. Thanks

Out of the video entirely blur her little pink blob non-stop and distort her voice So it's like one of those guys who's like doing like an undercover like UFO fucking

Pink blob I'd like pass it a witness protection. I want to keep my identity secret.

I don't feel bad for my dog.

That's actually how she would sound. She would actually sound like my stim voice.

I don't feel bad for my dog. The aliens came and picked on my dog. I don't feel bad.

I don't see no anomalies at all.

None.

I don't see any either.

Kitty killed. Sounds like a Call of Duty. Kitty killed.

Wait, say UAV inbound

I'm clicking the is. Oh.

He's in the bathroom.

Pumpkin! Pumpkin. Oh shit, I see what it is. Oh.

He's in the bathroom. Pumpkin!

Pumpkin.

Do not open the door now.

Pumpkin!

Get it killed.

Get it, get it, get it killed. Pumpkin! She got drink in her mouth. Get it, get it, get it killed. I spit it out! Oh Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay You're gonna be in trouble if you think that's semen

This trash bin usually is in here

He's got that prostatis it's coming out of his penis. Yes, okay now go lie in the bed pasta I Was lying

Good mom and how we get a different ending. We're about to board two anomalies away from winning Pasta dad This feels like it belongs here more than the other fucking thing that was there

If I die we all talk at my eulogy you wait you leave out and

just stand that's not safe just go on stage stim in the mic and leave

start standing down with a negative KD

he right dude don't leave out the front door this time maybe we've got a escape somewhere else yeah there's probably a different ending man do we just go downstairs no no look around. Look around first. Maybe there's something... What the fuck is...

Gah! creepy pasta you're creepy they said I love when people scare me

the back rooms

new movie just released

I'm assuming

do you remember this? do you remember this?

the fuck is that?

sonic the hedgehog

wow that's scary

that was scary

okay that up a little...

You know what that was, it kinda got me a little bit.

It kinda got me a little bit.

It kinda got me a little bit.

There's something in the bathroom? There's one in the bathroom? Yeah there's a creepypasta in the shitter.

Wow!

Is it right?

I guess so, where's the ending thing we go down we go out the front are you gonna watch the backrooms movie Brian or not? Yeah, of course. I thought you hate the back rooms. Yeah, but I watched the movie I I hate I hate the the bad iterations that some people make of the game I'll be like come on you gotta admit some of them are bad if it's a 24

I'm gonna watch it waiting for you guys in the bottom. He's ready wait. We're just gonna leave the same way. Yeah, I think that's what triggers it

Yeah, but it's gonna be the same ending

Dude those are all spooky guys This is like pasta's office Yeah, it is. This is sad Oh my god! I like that! Oh shit! We're not done yet! This is like Pasta's office!

Yeah it is!

This is sad.

Oh yes!

That's the different ending dude, we went to a padded room.

Yes! 204! Alright we just gotta play this two more times. What you waiting for? Another city goddess Did I meet you before? You say you came for a change You're innocent The games you play, the way you drag your dreams

And I got three souls I don't need a payphone I don't need a payphone Losing weight