Good Thing House Was on This Plane.#house #fyp

I'm not on any meds.

Well, you better get some.You've got herpes.Lucky day.

Welcome aboard, Mr. House.You're right here in 2A.Ms. Cu - No, I booked two first -class tickets.This must be a mistake.

No mistake.Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction.Expense problem solved.Did you really think I was gonna leave you stuck back here for 18 hours?Go on, enjoy.The mic at the end of the line, I could sleep anywhere.

Is that guy really sick?

No, he's all better.

I don't believe you.

Look that way.Stand up!Don't play the incredibly annoying with an extra ass chromosome.House.Get him some iodized salt to protect his thyroid.

I'm going back to - House.What is it?

Shut up.Get hysterical.

Just tell me what the hell it is!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's a conversion disorder.More commonly known as mass hysteria.It happens often in high anxiety situations, especially to women.I know it sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft.What can I do?

How did you know?

LP was negative.I came up with an alternate theory and I tested it.