Down
Really you're making me go on IG TV mode
If I can prove that I never broke the law, do you promise not to tell anyone that I'm so lazy to stop?
Turn off TikTok live!
Turn off TikTok live!
Did y'all ever think we'd be living in the year where Kaylin is singing Len Manuel Miranda
songs?
I didn't think we'd be here.
I still haven't, sorry I'm on the floor, I still haven't seen Hamilton, so I don't even
know what the heck this stuff's all about.
Just a little chick. Just a little chick. Can't blame her. Just a little chick.
Would you rather eat fish and chips?
No.
Yeah.
Or would you rather eat a Taco Bell Steakhouse Burrito?
Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
Yeah, I don't think queso. Ew, bro. Put your head on my shoulder.
We're going to freaking Whole Foods, y'all.
Jesus, she looks like a little miniature.
What the heck?
How small are you, chick?
She's a tiny girl.
Yeah.
If I could prove that I never ate.
Oh, great.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da if I could prove that I never did. Oh, great. Da da da da da. Your turn now! My turn? Really? What?
Wait, what?
Guys, you know it's summer because I just saw a kid with a Minecraft shirt on eating
an ice cream cone.
Did you see that too?
Dude! I saw his brother had a shirt with a tiger on it mouth open.
Wait, I didn't see the tiger but that reminds me of XQC. Oh, I miss who he used to be. I'm sure a lot of y'all think bad about your ex-man. Oh god, yeah.
Don't bring it back this summer.
But do bring back another Love Island because I can't take what happened with this Love Island.
This Love Island, UK. What happened?
He didn't even watch it.
Let the record show.
Yeah, I gave up.
I gave up because it was trash.
It was trash.
I didn't like any of the couples. They were all freaks. This is what I want to look like.
Get the blueprint.
But yeah, this L.A. season, freaking trash. In the UK at least. Maybe US was different.
Let me just say guys, it wasn't like awful. It was like a lot of drama. And I love Yasmin and her man. And it's gotten me on my posture. It's gotten good.
Um, and I don't posture. It's gotten good.
And I don't know.
It's fun.
Have fun.
OK, girl.
Have fun.
I watched like half of it.
Less than half.
You probably watched a third.
I watched a third.
I know that the winner was American.
And I know that it shouldn't have been.
How is an American going to win the freaking UK one? She was like 10 Emojo vibes. But the man, oh my god, he was so good y'all. He was a good man. Oh there's that barber. I wish I was like AI I wish you didn't say that The thing that Ken and Markiplier have in common though is that they both love AI
And they both got canceled for it
Markiplier and I are gonna sue you
AI, AI
We're gonna sue you
Girl I'm gonna turn your whole body into AI
Don't do that
Listen, listen That was literally 8th Insulator
Literally not one bit except for the hair was a bit later it was a bit familiar
no it's hot as balls out here I got my balls out here yeah sorry pull him over pull him over bouncing eyes gonna pull me over that's great yeah real great kiss Mary kill fruit loops, frosted flakes, tiger.
Ooh!
Cinnamon toast, but what was the cinnamon toast crunch guy?
There wasn't one.
Okay, what if there is one?
I don't think there was one.
Cinnamon toast Ken.
Has been.
Not Ken, I'm not talking about Ken. Oh my god. I don't mean that cinnamon toast Ken is a has been, guys.
He's awesome. Guys, we just turned on two Mormons. I didn't know what to say. Dude, I don't know if they were Mormons. Dude, they were totally Mormon.
I thought they were something else.
They were so sweet. They said, you guys want to worship Christ with us? I said, I'm sorry.
Like, not right now, guys. Sorry, busy.
I don't have time to worship Christ today or become a Mormon today
because we're going to Whole Foods. You're gonna make me break my ankles. Sorry, I get nervous. There's so many people around. Just calm down. Nobody cares.
Nobody cares in this world.
No one cares.
No one mourns the wicked.
No one mourns the whole...
Kaylin, I feel like I'm in Woman Wives.
Get a video of me.
Oh.
Let's go.
It's actually really nice.
I know, and I see the Target acquired.
Also, guys, get these cherries before they go out of season.
Seriously, so good.
Rainer cherries.
Rainer cherries.
We are here because there's a freaking Whole Foods Cafe, and people on Kayla's TikTok for you, Paige, have been talking about them. The matcha pumpkin!
Pumpkin matcha!
Ew!
Are people looking in here? Well, there's a security guard talking to his thing and he's looking right at us. That seems like it's about time.
Seems like it's about dang time.
In a minute, I'm gonna eat up.
Let's get the drinks.
Dude, the cashier was flipping amazing.
I know.
We love to shoot so sweet.
I know. Eww. I got my pumpkin.
I got my pumpkin honeys.
And let me tell you what I got. Is that what I should call the viewers, our honeys?
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Uh-uh, y'all are not my honeys.
You're not the record show.
Put that away.
Let me tell you what I got.
Large iced vanilla and pumpkin latte.
IVL, IVL.
IVL, I think it, normal please. Normal milk. And it's, you know, I think she got my vibe.
You feel my vibe?
I'm nervous.
Do you honeys feel our vibe?
I'm nervous in here.
We're not your honeys.
It's actually really cute in here.
That's pretty good, yeah.
Look at this.
The color looks pretty good.
Adding new products.
New produce to Whole Foods. New products to Whole Foods. Dude, but watch this. Oh, that's ultimate greeny. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Delicious.
She just laughed at you. Look how she just laughed at Weston.
I feel like I need to like pay to be here.
Like it feels like a membership.
I know.
Feels awesome.
Dude, that looks good.
Okay, let mama take her first sip. Okay, take it. First sip! There you go.
Oh, careful. What you going, what you going to do with that dessert?
Too bad nobody eats that.
Oh!
Okay.
Get it in the cup. Let's move, let's pull over, pull over.
Dude, yours looks a little milky and questionable, I'm not even gonna lie to you. I know, but honestly, once I kind of blended it up a bit, it looks better. It looks better. Dude, it looks like it has no eyes.
It doesn't have eyes, but that's kind of a good thing,
because it would have melted in my 20.
Yours freaking suck.
Mine's really like, it's like an interesting pumpkin. Like, it's not what you would think. It's like cinnamony. Bro has no eyes. I'm not gonna like this. I'm sorry, I'm not a matcha girl. I wish I was.
Actually, yours is...
Wait, yours is pumpkin?
I know, I don't taste.
I think she forgot about the pumpkin. But she was a queen.
She was awesome. Yours tastes like grass mixed with a big chunk of salmon chowder.
Girl, yours tastes like grass.
Take out the GR.
Hi, May.
Okay, bro, you ready? You ready?
Dude, there was a girl behind you following you so closely.
Oh, for...
She was like walking the same ways.
Like, like a worker?
No, like just a queen. And I couldn't follow you.
I was so worried you were gonna. Okay, dude ready ready? Yes smash smash pass
You can never pass a cheese ball Horrible, okay, but just keep in mind cheese balls are so good
You can pass a cheese ball because Ava Jules one of my favorite vloggers on YouTube. Yes, she tried these cheese balls They sucked so bad. Yes, she tried these cheese balls. Okay, who gives a d? Give regular cheese balls.
Why are you always so concerned about cheddar? Let me find the Ava Jules ones. It was like one of these but they were cheese balls and it was really bad. I don't like that brand
y'all sorry. Girl, all you are are, you're just a square cracker. So what if I'm a square cracker? At least I'm having fun. These look so good. Those actually look so good. And if we had to organize, there'd be nothing to organize because look at all of this.
I was just thinking, nothing to do.
You would think we came here earlier.
You would think that we did our rounds.
We hadn't.
Nothing to organize. Dude, it looks phantasmic.
Whoever did this, girl, get that money. No, whoever did this must have watched our Target video.
And taken some inspo. I don't think anyone could have done this on their own.
No, not at all.
You need training.
It's amazing.
You just can tell when a man named their brand.
Nuffs, that sounds dirty as f***.
Honey, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
That's enough. This vlog is for the people who have an apartment and they get a lot of groceries, you know what I mean? S. Smash. Pass. Mega Smash. Smash. It's like over on the freaking court in this store. Every security guard has come out today to play.
Nope.
We've run into so many people. We've seen like every single employee and they keep coming.
We're in everyone's way.
I think mine's pretty good. Do you taste the pumpkin?
And yours?
I could taste the freaking cinnamon challenge in yours.
I know, I did. Honestly, it is cinnamon challenge.
I want to do that with GloZell. I do.
Salt and vinegar. Smash.
Dude, smash. Mega smash. Have you had this? Yes. It's mega smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Pass. Pass.
Smash. Oh. Smash.
Semi-smash.
One night stand.
There is something simple about like sorting a family vlog channel having like five kids and only shopping at Whole Foods You know I mean yeah The something is going broke and being Mormon being you gotta be Mormon have five kids And then you can start the family vlog channel and just get all this like and then one of them doesn't work in the other One's doing like a startup business and nothing's going the right way. Oh, they just sell the house The best brand in this entire freaking store right here. OMG. This is a mega bag too though.
Wait, but shout out to the crispy quinoa.
Dude, these right here.
No, crispy quinoa.
Mommy wants to shout these out.
Okay, weird mommy.
Holy crap, holy crap, I gotta go in there.
I gotta go in there.
Dude, meme city.
Tag me to church, I'll worship like a doctor. Where is the Mormon church around here?
Where were they Mormonizing?
Who?
The Mormons that I saw earlier!
In here?
The Mormons earlier, down the street?
I don't know if they were Mormons.
They were literally Mormon.
I think you're just obsessed with Mormons.
I do, I love Mormon wives. And I want to try their brand Swig, that little soda brand they all drink and they put vanilla in their coke and like soda pop is really good.
The soda pop is really good. Would you try that with me Swig?
I think I'd just get a normal soda. Utah vlog, please, please. I ain't going there. It's a business right off. I ain't going there.
Honey, you ain't going anywhere.
Honey, I'm going to Adonis.
I'm going to Adonis. Girl, you better go to the orthodontist. Girl, you better get a life.
Girl...
Yeah, no comeback. Go walk the street.
Girl, I'm dying.
Girl, if I'm Sabrina, you're Rowan.
Girl, if I am Gloria from Modern Family, you're Stella.
Girl, you're Jay.
And what's so bad about being Jay?
Old!
Rude.
Soy posture. And me after watching LeBron and seeing Yasmin.
Bro, that's too, that's too arched. Too arched, bro. Too arched. Nah, man. Nah. Wrap it up. Dude.
You have to assert yourself.
Nothing assertive about that. I'm to tell you right here, right now.
What about this?
Oh, that's just sad.
Just let me show you the real Yaz walk.
Nah, that's barely straight. Keep going back. Push it back more. Yeah, that's pretty good. I feel like it's still a good...
Judge, judge, judge.
Yours is so much worse.
Girl, mine's better.
My bra's better too.
Girl, that's because it's too tight.
Girl, yeah, it's because they're too big.
Too big, but somehow I'm still not seeing them.
Girl.
The green market, fruits, veggies, and more.
What's more?
Barnes and Noble right there.
Oh. What's more? Barnes and Noble right there. Oh! Let's go. All right.
Now why did I see Kayla in the non-fiction section and I looked over and I said, what you reading? How to make AI?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
I did not look that up.
A.
No.
Forgot the A. Beautiful. It tells a story. Oh great. Was it Romeo and Juliet, dude? Oh, and there's a door in between them. What, like Frozen? What the heck? Like Frozen? What kind of door was in between Frozen and Elsa?
Open up the door.
Oh, B.S. Do not say B.S. around here. Or A.I. Only thing you can say here is, J.K. You know how you're talking about JK Rowling? I didn't say anything. Oh! Cancel her! Cancel her!
Shut up!
Oh!
No one mourns the body.
No one mourns my bath or my body.
Ew, dude!
Let me see that body work. Body work. B-b-b-body work.
Left soap, right soap, left soap.
Whoa, full bro!
Oh guys, it's freaking spooky. Look at this, it's freaking spooky here. Oh my heavens.
Man, yes.
See, that's weird.
That's weird when you do that.
People don't like that.
Oh, honey, I'm going all in tonight.
I'm going all in.
Honey, it's time to get white girl wasted.
What about the one you always get this one? It's like being in your friend's room. Like it's like, wow, welcome to your friend's room. And the room is big. And it's big, it's really big. And bigger than yours. And you want it to be like yours.
And you're jealous, you wish that your room was bigger.
It's not.
I know, it'll never be.
It's like freaking Christmas, X-Fall combined.
It's so good.
Seriously, both have to get one. cozy
We're going all in ladies we're going all in
Oh, you know, what's bad, you know, it's an addiction when the girl there knows you she's like, oh good to see you again. Oh god, but it's so lovely though.
It was love. It was love. I felt love.
Let me give them a haul.
Okay, we went a little crazy.
Okay, and I want y'all to smash her passes in your mind.
Cozy Sunday night.
Smash.
Got two of these by the way, just so y'all know.
Y'all might assume that it smells like'all. Yep, smash. Smells delish. Pumpkin Bonfire. Smash. Smash.
That's four total.
Four smashes out of the park.
Zero passes.
Zero passes. You're gonna wanna get these.
I feel like I'm promoting it like the person
that was in there.
Seriously. This is like when it's like, watch,
oh yeah, it was like freaking.
It was crazy, but I loved it.
Yeah!
Loved it.
Dude, I think we're Ava Jules right now because when you're watching Ava Jules,
you don't know what she's sponsored by or what she just likes.
We're not sponsored by nothing, let me tell you.
This is all natural.
We're not, we're not, nobody wants us. for us dang girl you fart like that Wow smells pretty good and the daughter who lays back home so we had to get a little something because it's almost Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving because now that it's Halloween it's almost Thanksgiving which means it's almost Christmas Christmas
Oh my god I saw recently somebody said
20 Fridays until Christmas
That's not soon, that's 20 weeks
I hate the Friday thing, I hate the Oh 20 sleeps, Friday night sleep until Christmas That does not make me feel better, that makes me feel worse
That's 20 weeks y'all
Hey
I can't last 20 weeks until Christmas. I can't even last one week nowadays.
So what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna give this to my daughter.
He's got that yes.
If you have a fish tank, I actually really like that.
I hope it's as big as this.
I hope people were watching with a fish and like a bunch of fish in their little fish tank. I hope people are watching with like a guinea pig in their lap and it's bigger than last time. I love that. Nobody gets guinea pigs enough anymore. I love that. It's such a fun-
I know, because people think that these little rodents aren't real pets, that real creatures, they're real.
They're real and they're probably more real than your dog.
Yaz, posture.
It literally says, cat dog. Oh, I saw it.
Yes. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing but we're back at Whole Foods. It's so good.
It's so good. Never been here but this is amazing.
Like literally went earlier. We can't resist.
We brought the whole haul with us.
It's just a fall day guys. It's a fall day.
And I'm thinking that they're gonna think we want another
drink or smoothie. We don't want more. We're just here for the freaking vibes. Rainer cherries usually go for a bigger batch, but uh, I'll take this King Ranch. Okay y'all, this is our fruit haul. This is our fruit haul and of course, Taylor knows how to open these up. I gotta get up. They're so good, especially in the fridge or freezer. And these look so good. And we went It's fall, y'all. Alright, pre-ordering. Oh, I love summer and I'm not even really a sour cream and onion girl. I don't really I don't even freaking care about it usually Bro it smells like dog food Oh my god, all right. All right First bite? First bite! Mmmmm! Okay! Okay, but the flavor's pretty good!
Mmm!
Just don't smell it.
Don't smell it, let me smell it.
That is like dark food!
That's crazy!
How can that smell like that?
But it tastes good!
It does taste good.
7 out of 10.
I was gonna say 7 out of 10.
Yup, yup.
This I already know. Mamas are trying one more dark chocolate crispy quinoa. I would never buy these cuz quinoa. I know I know
Seems like a one's on board Okay smell like chocolate yes, and dink it for fight sink it
Oh my god, I'm gonna get this way up. Let's think and I'll start thinking
I'm going out of it because I like the peanut one more.
The peanut one was so good. This is so good.
But this one's so good.
Put this in your fridge, put this in your freezer.
So good.
Whoa, what the heck, though?
Taking over, taking over.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa special girl.
Oh, jeez.
Some people are rude.
People have got big butts.
Yeah, me too.
You little tot.
You have something special.
Hi, little bear.
Little bear, come here, come here.
Ah, meet your new boyfriend.
Do you like him?
Oh, great, oh great!
Look who's trying to get in the chips again.
You wanted the chips, you wanted the chips.
It's a dang animal farm in here, animal farm!
Welcome to the room of the people.
Katelyn, I'm sobering up, the fall weather's wearing off. No.
Why did we buy all that?
Why did we buy all that? Why did we buy all that? Bro. What? What's so bad about, look at Turkey freaking Tom. Ah.
Take a look.
Take a look.
Because white cheddar.
White cheddar. White cheddar.
Wait, let's see what he's saying.
Let's hear what the jury's saying.
Cheeses are the only edible version of your fruit.
White cheddar.
Or the snack that you have.
What'd he just say?
It's the only edible version of.
What? What did he just say? It's the only edible version of- WHAT?!
Why would you say that?
I'm sorry. I'll download Sling. I'll do whatever you want.
Okay, eat the chip.
Voodoo.
Sling.
You're a magician, man.
Voodoo.
Sling. Hulu.
Sling. Finding Home! slaying hello sling finding home I don't mind if the world spins faster let me take you to a better place huh bro why are you trying to click on kids? Why are you trying to click on kids? I'm not, I'm not. Turn it off. Bringing back socks with sandals.
What, what, what?
Socks with sandals.
Bringing back socks with sandals.
What, what, what?
Socks with sandals.
Socks with sandals. Socks with sandals.
Socks with sandals.
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