GTA 5 Funny Moments - Rocket Roulette, Indestructible Dumpster, Lui's Bounty!

Oh yeah.I like this car.This is a four seater.There's still room terrorizer.There's room terrorizer.Oh, I hear beeping.

I hear beeping.

I hear beeping.I hear beeping.Oh, hey guys.

Oh, hey.What's up?Not much.Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Where are you?Wait, how do I drop the mines again?

Uh, honk the horn.

What the hell is this thing, dude?Bro's got a porcupine car.Now what?180, badass.

What are you guys doing to me, guys?

I'm just trying to find where to go and fix my car.I don't know what you picked.My bike's been destroyed.All right.Glad to be on GTA 5 with my friends.

I'm just shitting.How many mines do you have?

I don't know.

I'm just shitting.I'm just shitting and farting.I gained three stars by doing nothing but circles while flipping off the cops.That guy looked like Nogla.

no one looks like where's the event i swear to you that npc looked just like nogla was he riding a bike yes yeah i know you're talking about go left go left you know all the npcs in this game yes there he is that's insane

There he is!I killed him!Fuck you, Nogla imposter!

Is this dangerous when it's not on?Oh my god, dude.Wrong Kuzma.

What the fuck?It still is dangerous!Wait, you know what?

I think it was actually the spikes on top.

Yeah, that's right.See, I told you.

This is a loud, like, thunderstorm and stuff.

Wait, I mean, hold on.What's the appearance?I mean, where's the thing where you crack your knuckles?I wanna look evil.No!You bitch!

Vanoss died.Oh, yeah.

I like this car.This is a four -seater.

There's still room terrorizer.There's room terrorizer.Ah, I hear beeping!I hear beeping!

I hear beeping!I hear beeping!

I had you guys get in you dumbass get in we're going to the thing We don't want to get hit by one of his deadly fireworks You guys are fucked when this thing hits you.

Just get in, man.

Just get in.It's gonna reveal our gender.Get in.

He should have gone the second he opened that door.No.

He just turned around first for - Brian?

Where the fuck did you go?Brian!

Where the fuck did you go?What the - I was in first person, I turned around, it was a stupid -ass horse, and I turned around again, he was gone.

One sec, one sec, one sec, I'll try again.

I actually don't know if we should do it right now.

It's too early.I might be able to.Alright, where do I go?

Okay, come to the bridge that I made.Yeah, I can't.FUCK!

The spike on my car, dude.Alright, be careful.That car is really dangerous.A lot of unexpected deaths happening.Ain't doing nothing to me, dude.He's just soft.

There's only certain spots, only certain spots for you.Ain't doing shit to me, dude.Dude, what the hell?I don't know what causes it.Like, I don't know which spike it is.

Alright, actually, let's do it from here.You see this light, that shot right there?That light by Pasta?Uh -huh.Don't pass that area, and don't pass the last one on this side.What?

I ain't fucking stupid.I wasn't even trying to kill you.I wasn't even trying to kill you, I was trying to walk over to the pole.Bullshit, he was walking over to put a gun in my face.Alright, is everybody here?Everybody ready?

What are you doing?

Terrorizer?I'm doing banking shit.

Banking game?Just Brian in the background in a car just doing online banking.

Who's ready to play Rocket Roulette?

Wait, 10 rockets?

You mean grenade launchers?No, no, rockets.Rockets?Wait.Rockets, yes.You're gonna shoot it below us or?

Yes.

Oh, you die?

Yes, I'm gonna shoot it below you.You die when you get?Yes, you'll die.Oh, damn.I didn't know that.Alright, you guys got 30 seconds.

Ready?I'm ready.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't know where I can and can't go.Count it down, dude.Alright.30.A million light posts.29.

Please end ones.28.13.Okay, I'm back, Luis.What are we playing?Explain to me.

Okay, I'm ready That was so close to Tyler, he's like, not even close.He's just shitting.He just drew a perfect circle around Tyler.Not even close.Not even close.

Moo moo.

Oh, Wildcat's moving.He's shitting.He's moving.He moves spots.He moves spots.Yeah, kill me, you dumbass.

Look, we got some other people playing also.Oh, they're running away.Aiming at your feet.Aiming at your feet.

Not even close, pussy.You're being fooled.

This motherfucker has his radar on, I know.

I don't!You're moving.

No.

No.What are you laughing about over here?Alright, last rocket.And...Up for you.What?

All right.Well, that's I'm going to buy more rockets.All right.Now, where was I?I mother fucker.You went over back to his spot, didn't you?

I'm at an angle.Here it is.This sucks.I hate this.

That would have been amazing if he blew up that car.

Yeah, well, too bad I did not give up.

Yeah.You were hitting exactly where Evan was but he had ran about a minute earlier to go kill you Ryan's moving Ryan's moving disqualified Ryan's getting ran over by cars actively over he's getting railed right now We're the cars that were the cars that rock.

Are you are you in the game?

Yeah, he's over here.

It's so far away.

They're prison shootings.Oh shit.

They're prison Why does that keep happening to me?

Go back to where you were.You were right on Brock.Or we could just let him figure it out on his own.No.Because I just helped you out by saying he was not close.That's so good, Louie.

Wait, wait.I don't want to hear you saying that to me.With that much enthusiasm.

I like how Paws is just AFK and she's going to win this.

No, I'm not AFK.I'm just enjoying the scenery.It's really soothing.

Just a little more to the - You need to go back.Yeah, just back.Just a little smidge.Keep going back.

Keep going back.Keep going back.Keep going back.Keep going back.Keep going back.Keep going back.

Keep going back.Now you're gone away from her now.You're gone away from her now.Do that again to do exactly what you just did just do that again and again, how is she what the fuck?

Yeah, it might be she might be at a spot.

That's impossible run electrocute me I swear if I get close and he fucking kills me, I'm gonna be pissed.

What?Don't get - Oh.

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Yeah, a little bit to the left.Tiny bit to the left.Cop shot me.

Her HP did go down.Oops.

Yeah, the best part was when I got annihilated by that car.

What's that?I just watched Tyler just walk up.Jumped on the railing.I was goofing off.I shouldn't have been goofing off like that.

Wait, come here, you guys.Look at this.Wait, pause the video.

You never parked the car like that no, this is how I want this I like it like that someone in the car Oh, someone is in the car.

Yeah, somebody's freaking out in there.

Dude, she's a passenger.That's...I haven't seen a passenger in a long time.

She's a passenger, that's so funny.

We gotta save her.Dude.

She's tweaking.

Remain calm.

I'm gonna save you.

I'm gonna save you.

Remain calm.

I'm actually saving you.

Her POV.Her POV.Oh my god.

Alright, here we go.Here we go, lady.

I'm saving you.I saved you.

Oh, she's stuck.Uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh, you crushed her.

You crushed her!

She's not good, she's dead, and now I'm stuck.

The most exciting part of every recording session.

That looks like a moobike.I sure hope he wins it.

Come on.Give me that moobike.Aww.Mystery!Austin gets so excited over the mystery.

Mystery!What'd you get?

He got doxxed.It just shows my address.

Oh, wait, what?

Mystery prize.

He got the vehicle.

Just won a luxury car.

Here, Brian, you spin and I'll go get my luxury car.I would love to.Here we go.

Here we go.Here we go.He's actually doing it.

Okay, I have never won the vehicle.Do not do it this time.What spin was that?What the f*** was that f***ing spin?Wow, Mr. Muscles.Oh.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.I would have died.I would have died.I got to see this car.

You got a car?Oh, it's daytime.All right, let's see it.Oh, yo.

What the hell just happened?

Come on.

Will we be safe if we were right here?Will this protect us?Huh?

We're gonna die?

Why are you staying here then?

I have faith.I believe I won't die.

What are you talking about then?Which one is it?Are we gonna be safe?So we're gonna die.

Alright, pick a side.Heads or tails?Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!Uh, heads.Um, we'll be safe.

I won't be safe!Oh my god.

Oh shit.Uh oh, they found me.Lester, Lester, Lester!Lester!Don't let him kill you, don't let him kill you.Dude, he's just shooting right into the bin.

He's not even hitting me. I'm gonna see how long I'm gonna last if I just stay here.Wait, wait, don't shoot him.Okay, get in here, get in here.Welcome to my home.

What the?This is my house.

You crouch.Get the fuck out of here if you don't know how to crouch.Dumb dog.How do you crouch?This is actually a crazy spot.I haven't got hit with one bullet.

Everybody in.Everybody get in the bin.Unless you don't know how to crouch.Get the fuck out of here.

Hold on, you have to get stars.

You're not allowed in here unless you have stars.Get stars!You have to get stars!I...

You guys...Are you serious?

We don't even have to crouch?She's crouching on my screen.No, she's not.You are for me.

She's doing advanced crouching.Uh -oh.Uh -oh.Wow.Wow.No, we're fine.

We're fine.I've seen that before.Dude, look at the...There's a whole swarm of them in the alley.Look at that.

Should we up the anti a little bit?Get some more in here?

That was such a bad throw.I think I figured it out.

It was pretty bad.Look at that guy, he's like, ow, I got dust in my eye.Oh, that was a good roll.Uh oh.

No!Oh no.Tyler, Tyler.

Stole my ass.The last word I heard was, no.

Upward case.You cannot just look over the head, behind the back, fucking.Look at that, he's shooting you.These guys are fucking stupid.

Oh, uh, we have fused together by the way, Tyler.

Who's blazing it up?Oh no, I'm dead.

You know what that box is way more fun than the whole Sitting in the box waiting for the cops boxes Take us to safety man.

Take us to safety.Yeah, it's not safe.

That's a the direction I'm dying.I'm dying.Oh, thank you.I didn't I didn't work at all Oh my god!

This thing is a gun!

think I shoot this rocket right through there.

Yeah, I think you're good.Oh, yeah We will send to the editor we'll get it well on save action replay of Tyler save action replay He had a nice angle of him across the street saying save action replay Wait, pause them.

Look at me.Look at me.Look at me with your gun.Look at me with your gun.

Oh Wait pasta don't listen to him.

Look at me with your gun.

Who's coming?Who's coming?

Do not listen to him.Look at me with your gun, pasta.

What are you doing?

Pasta, whatever you do, do not listen to him.Pasta, come here.

Wait, how come I can't get it?You can!Okay, okay, Brock was close.Okay, I got it, I got it.Okay, so the history behind this, uh, pasta is that Brock has been -to kill Louie when he has a bounty on him for probably 10 years now.

Oh!Shoot me, pasta!Shoot me, pasta!There you go!You gotta keep this tradition alive.

He just leaves for another year.

That's fair.That's fair.

Thanks, pasta.You spend that $1 ,000 and get yourself something good.

Thanks, thanks Louis.

You're the number one strongest in the world.