GTA5 - Murder Maze, But It's Disorganized As F****

This is January 2014.

Are you guys ready to be back in the murder maze?

Yeah.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, my money!

Ashton, quick, throw it under the intro.

Larry, can you hurry up?

Ashton, I got it under the intro.

Ah!

We got it under the intro.

Oh, my god! Oh my Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne! It's taken us way too long to get this...

...king intro!

I've been recording for an hour!

🎵

Louis, take my fucking culture off your body.

Nope, culture appropriation.

His culture is not your costume! costume no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 724-3737 that's ice. I so if you want to call them. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. There you go How do you change your clothes like this? Hold the back button go to appearance and change? Oh shit. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god

Dude he has an invisible outfit. That's badass. I'm sorry for two seconds, I'm not gonna- I'M TRYING TO CALL ASS! I'M TRYING TO CALL ASS! ASS!

Alright.

What are we doing today, murder Mary?

What are we doing?

We could. She's never done it before. We'll wait for everybody to get together. No! No! No!

Yeah, you little bitch!

That's what I thought.

Surprise bitch. Plaza, is this a little bit better?

Let me get behind me.

Aim at my face right here, Plaza. Aim at my face right here.

Come here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What the fuck?

Wait.

Did you see my body?

This is funny, man.

You might want to save, actually replay and steal that

I actually didn't see it

Save, actually replay I hate this guy

Let's go gambling It's all Pasta ever wants to fucking do in this game She thinks this game is like a casino simulator

Pasta have you seen the maze?

Pasta hasn't seen anything that's not the casino Or like where we've taken her You took my ride you'll be on a slab soon, motherfucker.

All cats worth money!

Damn, I didn't mean to do that.

Motherfucker's a GTA Jew. If he sees any money on the map and just fucking... A yarmulke spawns on his head, his eyes light up.

Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew!

Let's see if action replays in case.

Dude. I really appreciate it. Here's your tinder date right there. I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it.

I really appreciate it.

I really appreciate it.

I really appreciate it.

I really appreciate it. Come here.

What are you trying to- what are you doing?

Damn dude.

It's not worth it.

What are we doing right now?

That's not- that's not-

Uh oh. it's not worth it what are we doing friends. It's called the Vibrator? Oh, the Liberator. The- The- The-

The-

The- Where is he going? Oh my god, don't... The fuck is he doing? What is he doing? AHHHHH!

What is this asshole doing?

My body! My body!

Okay, sorry. He's drunk. This motherfucker sucks.

He's drunk.

He got out, got back in.

What I hit?

What I hit?

Is the guy just gonna chill there or what? No, he's just fucking...

Oh! Oh Standing on him he's gonna arrest me

What the fuck

Let's get this gone, let's get this gone pasta Okay, and make your way into the middle of the maze first what okay?

Please I'm oh run in your way into the middle of the maze first. Wait, what? Okay. What are you talking about?

Run in there, get into the center circle thing.

Jesus Christ!

The fuck was that?

So I just gotta find you? Do I have to give you like a...

Louis is gonna explain to you, we're gonna do a nice little intro for you.

Yeah, you're gonna scream the explanation like it's 2015. Louis, you gonna explain or what? Yeah but wait for Terazor. Save action retard.

Alright is everybody ready?

Evan you guys wanna all write first.

Alright.

What?

No you fucking dickhead.

Yeah kill him.

Come back and try again you fucking bitch. Alright. What? You fucking dickhead. Kill him. Come back and try again you fucking bitch.

Alright!

Jesus.

There's my Asian guy. There he is right there.

Alright, come on. Hurry up.

Welcome to the murder maze.

Are you ready to be amazed, Costa?

Jesus Christ! I just God, get in it!

Get in the murder maze!

I just got my camera angled to where I can see everybody!

And you fucking do that shit!

What's in your mouth?

Sunflower seeds.

I haven't had nicotine in like a week and a half, so I'm just trying to have a good time.

Whoa, dude, what did you just say, man? I haven't had nicotine in

This January 2014 are you guys ready to be funny again okay once it sounds annoying me here

you believe the beep that yes what the? Where are you going?

Drive it really far away. You know what would be really funny? If right now I went into a segment of just a cinematic of Brian driving that car for like seven minutes straight.

The rest of the video is just like a calm, relaxing Brian driving.

Playing Phil Collins. 🎵

Alright, can we f***ing do this shit?

You're one to f***ing talk, you dumb b***h. What's up, call me N-word.

N***a!

Whatever you want me to say, just say b***h a** and then I'll say it.

I'll say it

Shut up black cracker

It's not funny, nobody laughs. See, minivan in the background.

This is perfect.

This is YouTube gold.

Go

what the fans want to see.

Oh my God. she's dying. That's not even me.

Alright, is everybody ready? Yes.

Are you really ready?

Yeah.

Be quiet.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the-

Okay, timer started, go timer started go welcome to murder maze Just green everywhere Haven't hit me in the face again. Can you guys fight back? Wait? I hear I hear her I hear her I hear her. It's just go go go go go. I realize these weapons no

And I'm coming I'm who died you said you said no weapons right it was an accident, okay?

This is actually a record.

What are you doing moving around? That's the whole point.

I don't see y'all.

Just follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.

Pasta, we've done this for 13 years.

Wait, you play this like a lot?

Yeah.

You guys, you guys, follow me, follow me, follow me,

follow me, follow me. What is happening? There's an explosion? I don't even know how to get out. What is happening?

We can't leave the borders though. We have to, we're inside, we're inside, but we can't leave the borders.

You guys, you guys, you guys.

You fuckers.

You fuckers. You fuckers.

Scatter, scatter, scatter. Where we go? I don't know! You guys, I was trying to take us to the casino.

Oh, if you started at the casino without me, do you know how I would throw my computer out the window?

I'd be so pissed off.

That was a good one.

Seeing your dumb ass run around looking for us.

Was our acting convincing?

That was the worst acting ever.

It was fucking believable, all right? It was actually worst acting ever. It was fucking believable, alright?

It was actually believable. I doubted myself.

Guys, come over here.

Al, you

stepped on my hand.

Alright, go, go, go.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Are we going right now?

Welcome to Murder Maze. We gotta be in first person, huh?

Set a timer for 30 seconds.

Why are you leaving your

computer hey Siri can you count to 30 I go I get to 22 yeah I am together

together together look she can't get all of us I'll let you know if I see

anything there flies around you cuz I'm the shit y'all better not be cheating. We're not cheating. Okay, you promise I hear footsteps

Guys I might I might have a long you may winter

How a motor wait Evan did you see your what happened I can't fucking find y'all. Well, we're in here here i promise i'm in here promise

where's he at i lost her

the fuck is that

Nobody died yet

You were on the other side of one of the hedges You playing a video game on your phone. I'm flying a drone for aerial view how you do that I bought it how do you buy a drone I

forget all right well now I need you to send me your footage cuz I can hurt a drone I was wondering what that was Evan still even in the maze I mean fell asleep bitch I'm here excuse me call me a bitch bitch ass nigga He's on it. I saw pasta run by me twice four times now I was calling Lamar balls deep in menus I couldn't get out of it I mean she won

stabby

where'd he go I'm long gone bitch holy shit you shook the fuck out of her all right Marcel I'll give you another $10. Give me a clue you are with him up in you are within 20 feet of Evan Brian Brian yeah whoever survives they get to pull out their knife

Oh, okay, okay, you are now 30 feet within Evan you're getting colder stop wait

Don't fixate on it getting hints about me. Don'tate never she asked me she stopped and looked at me when she was Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian! I'm coming! Help me! Help me!

Back here!

Brian, help me!

Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! AAH!

You lost her! You lost her!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Listen, whoever survives, takes out their...

Yeah, I agree! I agree! I agree!

Thank you!

Thank Grace!

That was good! I'm merely a spectator, Basta. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Hurry.

Wait, how the fuck did that just happen?

Come on.

These two are like Scooby-Doo running by each other.

Who's chasing us, Ray Charles? What the fuck?

I don't hear any of y'all.

They're in the maze, I promise.

They're not moving, but I see them walk away from me Brian a little bit oh my god I can see this dog

shit I can't stop emoting! I can't stop emoting I can hear yours. You're on the wrong way No, hit no hit where the hell are you Brian?

Brian

It scared me it scared my breath out of my esophagus.

Yeah, you can't get-

My esophagus!

That was fun.

Y'all, I just want to say this game is fun. You guys made it fun today.

It was murder.

Yeah, the part where you ran around the maze when none of us were in there for like an

hour.

I still had fun though, it was good. And then we had a... And then, uh... And now gambling.

Great.

We gotta spin the wheel there.

We couldn't name more than one other thing we did, because we have done nothing otherwise. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was another GTA video Wow was cracking fool Yeah BS Prom wildcat this is wildcat went off the radar That was so sneaky bro what are you talking about

Get out of that fucking car I dare you Get out of that fucking car

Come on man Go ahead I don't even need to get stunned

Guys have you seen payloads?

Got you Ares Oh my god, kind of I hit the top of it. Oh hey. I can't believe that.

That's...

What a spot on top of it with the rocket launcher.

I was aiming at you with the rocket launcher and you jumped off. I'm like, oh fuck, I missed my opportunity. Then you spawn right next to me.

Okay, I got my knife.

Okay, you-

Really?

I think it was gonna blow up if I shot your hand, not the actual C4.

Mine are many.

What the- I don't know what it is, Matt Louie.

He-

Dude.

You're-

You're a thing?

Dude. Dude. D-Dude. D-D-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE! A-DUDE!

A-DUDE!

A-DUDE!

A-DUDE! Another city goddess that I met you before You say you came from changing in the city

The games you play, the way you drag your dreams

And I got three souls, I don't need a payphone And I got three souls, I don't need a payphone

I'm losing my head