GTA5 Online - Lui the Magician and Zombie Resort! (Funny Moments)
VanossGaming
It is I, Delirious.
Did you join me?
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Who the hell is that guy?
He's got green hair!
He has green hair, not my screen.
No, don't push me!
Round one. Fight!
Oh, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, he got it!
Oh, the fight of the century.
Oh, he died on one hit.
One hit KO.
I weakened him a lot. I weakened him a lot.
He dropped, he dropped $500.
He dropped your $500.
You're needed Terrorizer! We need you! You're the member that will complete the fourth. You're the member we need when the other person doesn't show up.
What's that called?
I have one of those.
What is the card?
Oh, Dinka Vito Classic.
Dinka.
Dinka.
Dinka donka donka dink.
Dinka. Dinka Vito.
I don't think I have a Dinka Vito.
I don't think I got a Dinka Vito.
I just double checked.
I double checked. It'd be sick man to like throw that in some bars in a rap battle. I don't think I got a Dinka Vito for classic.
I just really don't think I got a Dinka Vito.
I don't.
Dinka.
Got a Dinka Vito?
I don't fuck with you.
Dinka Dinka Dinka Dinka Vito?
Where you going bitch?
Where you going?
Oh hey, you trying to race me?
Yeah, I'm trying to race you. It's a big dinker! Dinker! It's huge!
I got the dinker dunker! It looks like a dinker
We're making boobs, Vanoss
Boobs in the streets Look at that, we have completed the boobs
Now it's gonna be a dick
Oh god!
It's a dinker!
It's a... What? Oh god! The Dinka! What is this? What?
Oh my god!
Holy shit! That is a big tip dude!
The super Dinka!
What is that tip man?
That right there is the Dinka dick! Get this guy the fuck off of me! You fucking son of a bitch! He's about to kick your ass! He's about to eat your your ass He's about to eat Fight fight fight fight
I got my car free. That's all I want. I don't go shit. Dinka Dink Donga ding-dang dingy ding-ding-dong
Donga ding-ding-dong go. That's where one of these times you're actually gonna say the n-word dingy dingy ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Editor, cut out me saying nidger. Okay. My editor, in hand, says the session you're trying is friends only.
So whoever set up the session, fucking nice.
Haha.
Why aren't you on the list?
Why'd you make the most inept person the fucking lobby leader?
I'm gonna leave and then one of you guys, I'll rejoin. I'm joining you now.
Hold on, let me- Brian, can you join me now?
Am I the host? Where- You are. I joined you. Is I.
Delirious.
You joined me?
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Who the hell is that guy? He's got green hair!
He has green hair, not my skin.
Why do you have green hair? What the fuck? No, don't push me!
Oh shit!
Who the hell do you think- OH MY GOD! H-word delirium, H-word delirium! He got it! He's getting my ass! Oh, the father of the century!
Oh, he died on one hit.
One hit KO.
I weakened him a lot.
I weakened him a lot.
He dropped, he dropped $500.
He dropped your $500.
That was insane!
Alright, what the ffff...
What are we doing? We don't have to, but we can go- look, look, I technically already have my beachwear. I can switch to it right now if you want to see it.
Beachwear? My beachwear?
Not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one.
Where did you get those tattoos from?
It's this one, there just go to the beach. Do we just start it or do we read that? Yeah!
Yeah!
Was that Prince?
You can read it. Your favorite holiday destination just came down with a deadly case of the party fever. As if Major Narco Trafficking Island was dangerous enough, it's now been overrun by the undead. And maybe it's the drugs or the tropical climates, but this time they've got a whole lot weirder. Cut through the hordes and make your way to the airfield and pray for your evacuation plane.
Does it take too long? I don't even know what the fuck I'm reading.
Welcome to the tourist trap.
Sounded like an infomercial.
So technically, we're going on vacation together.
It's time for a break. For Brian. He's a DJ.
Alright guys, it's time.
I tried.
Oh god, what are we doing?
I don't know what we're doing.
No laser weapons. Here they are.
It's homeless people. Welcome to Venice Beach.
Welcome to Santa Monica. we're in Beverly Hills. This is what happens
Kill the big-ass soldier
Please I got bit! I got bit! Someone suck out the poison please! Those are not dogs, those are panthers!
They're panthers!
Get right there!
Oh my god! I'll get back at him!
Are you dead dad? Are you dead forever?
The question is, can we get you back? Oh we did it!
Wave 1 completed!
Please tell me I'm coming back.
Champions! That was actually a pretty even even kill one of those kills with myself. Oh, I hear them. He had to pass as a panther
How you die
That's for time, make it the wave 2 guys! RPG, RPG, RPG! Fire in the hole! They're just on fire now!
That's the strat, just shoot rockets at each other!
Oh, the the the the the the! Help, help, help, help! There's a wildcat eating you!
AHHHHH!
They're on fire, they're on AHHHHHH! They're on fire! Run! You're on fire! Guys help me! I'm just running! I'm gonna get in the helicopter and leave! Wildcat it's just you!
C4! Run through! Just drop C4!
Blow him! NOOOOOO!
I just fell!
We failed! Alright it's okay, warm up. I think there's 15 waves yeah waking up on the beach what the hell just happened
I'm on the beach and I'm naked damn I feel like I got rap battle my butthole RIP Nobody knows what it means Oh What was that?
There's no Brian here
Oh there he is
I'm here
He just ran over the road sign
Ok ok
Alright I'm using this gun
Alright keyboard mouse baby use this gun
What's up with the stinky zombie?
DOOOOOGS
I killed the- I killed the stinky zombie and panthers jumped out of-
What the hell
Where we going? Where we way. Down this way? I think this is it.
I think we just survive it?
Yeah. Wow this is awesome.
Thank you.
We have defeated wave one.
Yes.
I'm driving guys get in the car.
Oh he does have a car guys.
This is a sick car man. What the hell?
Hey, I do this is that this is the Stafford infection who caught to the next part. We're finally going to the beach guys
Hell yeah
Someone someone shite
Someone shit. Oh
Fuck was, man? What the- what is that, a gorilla? What the fuck was that, man?
Was that a gorilla? What the hell?
Look at our shitty look with vehicles.
I like how you have a gas can. Come on, Brian, fill it up.
Where are they?
Where are they?
Somewhere out there.
Oh, piggies!
Pigs!
Oh, there was a pig!
Ugh!
Come on, Wildcat. Guys, I don't feel good about this. I don't feel right about this. ZOMBIE PIGS! You punk, you meanie minie.
EXPLODY BOYS! EXPLODY BOYS!
What the hell is this?
What is this green shit?
BEHIND US! BEHIND US! BEHIND US! THEY'RE THROWING THEIR SMOKE GRENADES! THEY'RE THROWING SMOKE GRENADES! insertion I hear chickens with that chickens or something what the hell is
that yeah all right here what the hell is this motherfucking look at this guy look at this idiot over here okay get his ass oh god come in the face what is
he doing that's the guy summoning them what is that voodoo he's doing the green smoke he's something the green it's a boss I got him he's dead
now that guy summons the green smoke so if we don't have to kill that guy
Your microphone
Bring it to the zombies go ahead see what happens see what happens
We click it all day if you do that. It's gonna be a mutiny
Dirty clicker into the we gotta get the truck we gotta truck! Guys we fucked up. Did we just lose? No. We're fine. Alright, we're here.
Guys we're in.
We're in.
We did it.
Heh heh.
And ah he rose.
Surely, surely this vehicle won't break down.
Uh...
The beach!
Yes!
I got it!
Why? I wonder what my do a hmm. What's in a wonder ball?
Armored armored zombie hilarious took out an armored
If my turning zombie in the back you gotta kill him
More druggies DJ's I'll be down. All right. I'm going hammer only we got The got him good job with going hammer only
With the hammer only
His aim was impeccable that right yeah, I can't believe it Flare gun
Yeah Difficulty flare gun yeah This is crazy Really sounds like he's burning guy I'm about to die, I'm about to die, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dying. Oh my god, I'm dying too. We don't have that many zombies left, Ryan, we got this.
Alright, should be one left somewhere.
It was absolute chaos.
Oh, it's the DJ zombie.
Oh, I'm dancing!
Oh, I see him, I see him, I see him.
You guys shouldn't dance!
You guys shouldn't dance! George him! No don't shoot him! I'm dying. Oh my fucking god!
Dance again, dance again, dance again! What if he is the guilty one? Open eyes, open eyes, open eyes! We are dancing, have a great time,
dance in motherhood!
How do I swim?
Wait, I'm passing here.
Got him.
I'm done.
How do I swim?
There we go!
We beat it! We did the Valium, we beat it! We did it, it was 10 rounds!
Into the vellum, it's an airplane!
Maybe a timer starts once we get on the dirt bikes.
Oh, hold on, let me out, let me out, let me out!
Let me out, please!
Shit, there's zombies!
You're right, you're right, you're right. God is a liar! Oh my god! I'm sorry!
Oh my god!
I'm running him over!
Guys, just make sure you punch him!
I died.
I killed him! Holy shit!
I'm getting it!
I'll respawn.
We're gonna fail because I punched him in the face!
Bano, jump in!
I'm so far away, man.
It's okay, just pretend you're jumping in right now.
Oh my god, dude.
Wait.
Yeah!
He got in, he got in!
Don't leave!
He's in, you're here!
What the fuck?
Yes! Okay, ah yes, we just explode in the air Yeah, did one of you old pissed did one of you get infected are we bringing this back to Los Santos? Oh, definitely hundred percent. Okay. Yeah, we had sex with those
The whole time there was no zombies on the island we were just tripping balls. Yeah, unfortunately I think we figured out how to beat them like super fast oh shit we're in a random ass lobby yeah I think we cured the zombie epidemic we're getting the fuck out of this lobby before people...
...rape...
...us.
Nice save.
Nice save.
Hey, I don't wanna... I don't wanna be raped. And there it is.
That's not what I expected to do.
That was just me.
There's a guy on me.
He's trying to take a picture of me.
Shoot him, then leave.
There's a guy on me. Shoot him, then leave. There's a guy. He's here in bed with the guys. There's currently
a guy on me. He's inside. I'm going to take his vehicle. There's a guy inside and he's
trying to take a picture. Do you remember when Nogla survived that vehicle explosion and he was driving a broken vehicle? Yeah. No. Not at all. Yeah. yeah no maybe you don't remember right you guys ready I'm not sure if this will work or not on this vehicle or at all okay all right
we're ready I'm ready let's see this no I saw you throw you ruined! I didn't ruin it. You ruined the plan! I don't know how that happened. What do you mean you don't know how that happened?
Just do another one.
Okay, I'll tell you the sequence of what you gotta do. You drop a grenade, but you have to- It has to be a car that you can't get into, like, it's locked. And then you gotta steal it, right? And from the passenger side. grenade as your characters moving over the sea you gotta go to view credits view the credits as it explodes and then you'll be able to drive it and survive
the explosion yeah this reminds me of science class this is fun I didn't know Louie I didn't know you were a science teacher I remember when my scientist teacher blew himself up. I remember when someone accidentally threw a grenade at my science class teacher.
I don't know what's happening but I like it. Miracle!
Yeah he did it. Oh, oh, he's like
He did do it ghost writer do it. It's ghost writer. You did do it wow so cool Replay in slow motion this time. I'm ready. Are you ready? It'll be drivable. Okay here we go Okay That mug, look at that mug! Oh shit, that mug got fucked up! Did I do it? You did it!
You don't have no tires, I mean, does that matter?
Yeah, he's fine. That car looks totally fine to drive. Alright, I'm just gonna cut out the car. Oh look, it's going everywhere. Whoa, you're going... Wow. You're driving downtown right now. Look at that. Oh, driving through Skid Row, I see.
Nice. Oh, onto Venice Beach. Well, look, now he's in the sky. Now he's in the sky.
Now he's in space.
Whoa, he landed on the moon.
The way that Nogla did this is the stupidest thing he could have done.
Here we go.
Shoot the window.
Okay.
All right. Mm-hmm. Can you like- It's coming! I can't control it! I can't even control it!
Oh my god!
Oh shit, the ambulance is after you.
Delirious, try it on this car.
I don't know what he did!
What do you mean try it?
You drop a grenade and then get in.
Holy shit.
No, he's like in like- This man is a genius of science. I don't know what he did! What do you mean try it? You drop a grenade and then get in. Holy shit. No, he's like in like-
This man is a genius of science.
I can't control it anymore.
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
I know I'll do it.
They're gonna die right now, Vanos.
Say goodbye to your friends. 1, 2, 3 That's better than a glyph right there.
You stupid block.
The Tiller just joined in randomly.
Remember earlier how we were trying to bring the sub and stuff like that?
Yeah.
I hope it works.
One, two, three.
Magic trick.
What type of magic trick?
Where'd it go?
Wow. Cool trick. Is this your card? Oh my god. it works what I do three magic trick type of magic trick where to go Wow
cool trick is this your card what what what I don't see anything are you
smoking crack Louie okay okay what happens if I land on top of it then with
my helicopter you landed on nothing Louis just permafall and cops are running over.
Oh shit.
What the hell?
Oh my god, he's a magician. He can float.
He's the bouncing magician. Never seen before.
The bouncing monkey.
We really don't see anything here.
No, we just see you floating.
He's Jesus.
Everybody get in! What are we doing? We're gonna go to Louie! Get in Louie!
What do you mean get in Louie?
I'm not Louie!
I mean Terrorizer!
Jesus Christ you don't know my name! I don't know who the fuck you are!
Okay yeah I don't- I want in!
Let me in bitch!
Get in!
Look at- look at this fucking- Holy fuck you can't fly what the fuck What did I say? What did I say about this guy flying?
You can't even do that if you tried
Come on He thread the needle right there
He thread the needle right there
Alright what are we doing? I need to go to bed soon
Oh fuck I accepted an invite to some shit
Alright
Alright now I'm
The invite was inviting Nogla to the call
You doing the zombies mode? Finish with that Alright, how you doing? The invite was inviting Nogu to the call.
You doing the zombies mode?
We're finished with that.
Okay, I'm gonna go eat my McFlurry now. What? I got a buttered mountain with cheese, an Oreo McFlurry, extra Oreo, and a Coca-Cola Laird slushie.
A nice, chill, 3000 calorie dinner.
You're a dentist that just power washed your teeth twice. Just a midnight snack. Slushy a nice chill 3,000 calorie dinner
Find I sleep better when my body's digesting three days My body kicks into overdrive. As it tries to pile through and find a place to store all this fat. Why are you in there?
Come on guys, come on!
You guys, look, my vehicle's driving by itself.
Look, my vehicle's by itself.
It's a whole line.
Burger first, burger first.
I don't know, I kinda't want to go McFlurry.
You know a McFlurry Inn is nice if you leave a sit for so long.
Where are you?
Put it in the freezer, put it in the freezer.
Why is that car driving?
It gets too hard, it gets too hard.
Not if you eat your burger really fast.
No, I don't like doing that. I like my burgers lukewarm yeah make sure don't drink any water water either either so you can eat more
what does living in water mean don't even want the water label you don't need a water eater
you're gonna sleep so well as your as your body scrambles to figure out where to put the extra fat
All right, so beautiful so epic
Magnificent better happen to there is it will happen Holy shit Heisenberg! Heisenberg! Heisenberger! That boy went up like'm coming in hot! Is he gonna die? He's doing it! He's packing it up! He's doing it! I did it!
Woah! I'm under your car, James.
I glitched the game! I glitched the game! I did this all by myself!
He's a genius.
Guys, look. Yeah I didn't even report that, he said go into the phone book He said book
I didn't even read it Go into the phone book
Go into the phone book Supermichael's into the phone book This game is the best game in the world
Delirious you here to save me?
Yeah yeah yeah I'm here to save you. Listen, there's three guys with bananas on their faces. What?
What?
There's a little midget sucking a dick.
What the hell are you talking about? I can't say that anymore. I'm sorry.
There's a little mslayer sucking a dick. Save me.
Save me, Delirious.
Did you say a little midget sucking a dick? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Save me save me I was trying to do the thing we did that long time ago. We're at the corner We're saying things that was around the corner. Yeah, you're doing call-outs, but I don't know why that came to mind
There's a super tall midget sucking a dick I
Everything is 10 times funnier than it should be to me right now. My editor's gonna send me this video. I'm gonna be like, this is fucking dog shit.
Yeah.
Why was I laughing at fucking phone book?
It's funny because he said it
like with such confidence, if that's what it was.
Going into the phone book.
Remember when we were on a lawnmower
and we were getting chased by a tubby guy?
By a tubby guy?
Those were the days.
And when we went to the village people and we saw our first cocks.
We saw our first cocks.
Where is my task manager so I can close this game?
Why do you have to use task manager?
It closes instantly.
What? It was like the devil was asking you why you used Task Manager. The devil.
Why do you have to use Task Manager? I can't do it. I got to get off this game. I can't. Oh my God. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't it's gonna be a banger clip that's gonna be
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