GTA5 - Prepping The Kortz Center Heist! [Part 1]

this this is a classia kind of crime the court center never been hit before we can never do a heist properly we are men and we will try this is the most retarded group your specialty basically I might need a mansion one day.

I might just need a mansion right before this game goes to the trash.What do you think, Delirious?

You think we should get a mansion?

We should buy a mansion, and then, like, install cameras everywhere.

And then, like, stream our lives.Oh, I thought you were gonna say, like, invite really important political people.

I mean, that's, that could be the secondary.During the day, we're gamers.At night, we, uh...

We're gay.Have you ever seen those videos where they're like, would you rather be gay or a gamer?And then no matter what they say, they just cut it off.

Would you rather be gay or a gamer?

G -A -M -E -R.You want to know what's funny?

I spent so much fucking money on this apartment.This is my view.Why is my view this shit?

At least give me a pool.

Dude, this is like that backrooms room where you look out the window and you see other buildings.

Yeah, you're right.

Maybe in GTA 6 you could get a nice view.

They promised me ocean view.Look, there's the ocean.It's right there.Oh, there's the ocean view.My ocean.Beautiful, really beautiful.

You look in the telescope, describe what you see.

All right, all right.I see two clowns blowing balloon dogs.

Uh -huh, keep going.

Going down a little bit.All right, there is a woman being You know that's not as bad as you know, so at least yeah No, it's funny.

Yeah, cuz being stabbed is fine.

That's acceptable to say I see terrible I see I see two midgets blowing a cookie, man Shout -out shout -out shout -out to the past back there right there.

Yeah, I'll call back and call back.

I see I see you I'm listening Today, we're waiting for Louie.

That is correct.

And then we'll be setting up for a heist.

Yeah.There's a new heist coming out today.I didn't mean to pull that out.

And when you shot that gun, I heard lightning.That was cool.

Oh my gosh.What happened?What'd you find?Oh my - Delirious, come in.What'd you find?This is going down memory lane right here, walking.

Oh!

This is the OG heist room.

There's the Homer.I've been in this room so many times since then.

I haven't!You've been doing heists without me!

Oh yeah, oh yeah, the Homer map.

Oh yeah.Delirious.Delirious.Why do you always look at my shit?

Why do you always look at my shit?Don't even question.

Magazine with a naked guy on it called BJ.

That stands for Billionaire Jobs.That's Joe Thornton.He got a billion dollars from blowing beans.

Well, that's what it says Let's go to Louie's house guys my man's house is his house is too cool though got a mansion.

He's got the new stuff.Ah This is my favorite a favorite garage.It's got the best car sick.

Yeah Do you pick up the ladies for dates on this thing?

Yeah, so usually run them over first then I throw them on the back Alright, goodbye guys.

I'm enjoying this beautiful footage, and I could be listening to like Phil Collins or some shit while I float around like this What happened?What happened?

What happened?What happened?I didn't even see it!Save action replay!

You were riding the damn truck like a damn like it was a skateboard.

I got it.Okay.

I got this It's like a like I said it looks like you're on a skateboard.

I'm a skateboarder You're a skateboarder too, right Louie?You like to do do you like do you like riding the pavement on your skateboard?

Alright, so this is the new mansion and the new heist for GTA 6.

Just to squeeze out a little more money from all of us before GTA 6 comes out.Let's do this.

Yes.Alright, we're going to the art studio.

you guys.

Dude, I love art.

Here we go.Guys, look.This is the rich man villa.

Oh.Whoa.I like this.Fancy.This is beautiful.That was nice how we came in all together in the car.

Oh, there it is. I see.

Oh, no.What are you doing?Why do you have my plate?What are you?I'm tearing outfits.What are you?

Did we all combine?Wait, what?Look, look.I'm tearing screens.

I didn't even know that was gonna happen.I guess we all get to see it In our old Louie way.

Yes, I'm Louie Calibur.

This is my mansion.This is Louie in the multiverse, right?

Should we rewatch this cutscene?

He wants us to steal a painting.

Okay, so wait, are we like swapping out art for fake art?Yes, then we're gonna get billions of dollars from that That's exactly exactly what we're gonna do then and then we're gonna sell it for crypto.Oh, yeah.

All right Yeah, do this.

This is the art museum The Murder Maze is a part of that though.we have to go no all these pins are points of interest so look at them and memorize them listen to the captain oh my god I thought oh my god but you were wrong very wrong right now that we're looking iconic it's ironic that we have to rob this painting right here.Bars.This is how we finish the chronicles.Chronicles!Oh my god.

Did you really get us together just to say all these dumbass puns?Yes.I wish we were just wearing our regular outfits, I'm not gonna lie.

Okay, let's go back to our regular outfits then.I really thought - You know what?

Everything, everything up until we saw the video, until now, cut it out.

Oh nice, no, we could just photoshop you out of the video.

Green screen you out.Or you could green screen someone else in.

Wait, there's a vehicle right here.Nevermind.Let's go back to this forest eater.

Yeah Don't talk like the aliens could talk English name it wrong but you can't i'm so sad that you guys don't want to finish the wrong stuff i said it was the wrong time okay we said wrong so many times as for wrong it's wrong time man

What's wrong with that?

Alright.Okay, act cool, okay?

I don't have to act cool, I am cool.

We gotta enter the bell building.Yeah, you guys pay attention here, alright?

We're playing fucking Mecha Chameleon!

Shut up about that game.The game's over.Nobody likes that game anymore.We've moved on.

Hey, look, look.There it is right there.Look.

The picture.

Stop screaming our plans out loud, man. I just walked in.That's why we gotta stay right there.

Nugle all suspicious with a Bluetooth headset.

That's the one.Not gonna lie, I think Rockstar about to get canceled because that looks AI to me.

Now in Chilean.

This does look like AI, what the - Why is she looking at it like that?

She's like, damn, I have to put this inside of me?We're actually genuinely enjoying this art gallery right now.We just go home and watch a movie.

They were like, wait a minute.Delirious!Delirious, they have your aunt here.Right there.No way!Yeah.

I've seen this in Scribdio.

Did he just go into the staff only?

Hey, he's looking for the bathroom, okay?Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go We got thrown out like the Flintstones We have to upload angel

the security system.The security system is here.

Nice.Wait for Louie to search the camera feed.

To search the camera feed has to be you, Louie.What are you searching for?

The art.The art's outside, we saw it.No, no, that was a poster.

Did you just steal the promo poster?

Do you guys see what I'm seeing or no?No.

No, no, I don't see anything.Who's that guy?

There's a guard.Yeah, so if we need to get rid of any evidence, we gotta go to the CCTV office.Okay.We're gonna need an access code to get in here, right?All right.How many digits is that?

Six?

Six, yeah.

Six or...

Probably six, seven.Six, seven, six, seven.

The vault door.Damn, listen to her.Leave my AI alone.

We need a hacking device to get ready.

Okay, we need a hacking device.Man.Jesus Christ.I don't know if we're gonna be able to get through that one, boys.I wanna imagine every time we trigger it, they throw us out.

Yo, what's that?Zoom in.

Painting of a dog.72 ,000 for that?

That's Pasta's dog.It's Kenny.

There it is.There's the one.

You know why it's called that?Because she got her legs wide open.The bush.

Yeah, what the fuck did you choose this voice Louie?

Yeah, unless you wanted me to have a gay guy named Holland That's the point of interest in the bottom delivery delivery truck It's like you gotta get in like delivering stuff like we're pretending to deliver something in the loading bay So yeah, we could potentially get in and out without ever getting caught.

Yeah, that'sCan I take a picture of you, Noble, and Senato?Let me see.He just hangs up, blocks us.

Does anybody see this security guard right here?What the fuck is he doing?

That's art, that's art.He's standing in the wall.

I just found a painting that says Chatham I cooked.

is it really yes oh i see it i see it oh you got the secondary target yeah i want this horse we gotta steal this horse 57 000 how much is that right here vanoss look right here this is i guess where we turn off the alarms with this oh my damn this this looks like beautiful art We can go outside.Let's go outside.So, uh, how do we wanna, how do we wanna get in here?

Do we wanna, uh, the truck, the roof entrance?We'll plan that.We'll plan that, like, afterwards.We just gotta finish this part, and then it'll give us the option.Okay, okay.Right now, remember those points that we looked at on that diorama that I made of gingerbread crackers that Delirious did?

Yeah.Go look for those.Go take pictures of those areas now.

I'm going to the maze.I don't remember any of them.I told you to take a picture with your real phone.I took a picture with my mind.

It was more towards the entrance of it, I don't remember so amazed Oh, oh, here we go.Gotta be this manhole, right?Let's see.Where's it?Why are you walking like that?I want to do that.

I want to go through the sewer In here in here we can go on there.That'd be a cool exit, huh?Or we steal the stuff we go into the maze and we get lost.

No

We have four minutes to get back to the mansion.Oh shit.Yeah, you're right.Wait.Why is there a question mark right here?

We're not we're not we're not making that man.Get out of here, man.

Oh, there's a manhole key over here.No, don't kill anyone.Don't kill anyone.

No witnesses.You're going to get the cops coming.

The cops right here.

Look, there's a manhole key right here.Come on everybody.

Yeah.Don't, don't kill anyone because it might, it might end the mission.Oh, there it is.

There it is. I got it.I got it.I got it.

We got two minutes.

Are we gonna make it in this last man?Yeah, we should make it shit sit.I'm sorry.

I'm sorry All right guys do you think anybody noticed us we're fine we do anything suspicious.

There's just a dead guy on that bench over there Do people normally take pictures of everything like everything in the in the museums um I think it's certain art museums.

You're not supposed to ah the traveling skills, but GTA try hard So he said he's gonna go through my contacts with my AI and see who can be of use for this heist Okay, okay.

All right.Oh look Ray is tired.

Oh, he's drawing ladies Trying to replicate it, man.Oh, yeah, he is replicating.I didn't notice that the first time I was doing this on Xbox.

Because we're going to swap them out.

Oh, my God.Look at the board, guys.Holy hell.

Wow.That's progress right there.

This is not going to be like a one or two mission or video.

Is the painting it's worth just under two million dollars.Yes, then we have to split that four ways So like a lot of fucking risk for not that much.This is the cheapest high Then after taxes Fuck, dude.

We all each get a million if we can steal everything though, look.Cause the secondary targets - You know that's not gonna happen.Look at us.I mean - I know, not with you.We can never do a heist properly.

We will try though, listen.We are the men and we will try.I have 20 minutes.For what?You shit your pants?In the diaper of yours?

No, until I fucking crash out, bro.It's not 4am and I have to be up at 11am.

I'm sure, I'm sure the optional ones are pretty fast.Let's kind of, let's try one first.Let's try to do it.The guard shipments, let's do guard shipments.So right now we're going to disrupt their, their guard stuff.

Oh, that guy drove off so fast when we came outside.

My neighbors do they don't give a shit.

We're so close to getting to be able to split it three ways Nice four -seater.You're so close to a three -seater Oh shit!Get him, Delirious, get him!Get him, get him, get him, get him!

Get him, get him, take him out first!

He's getting his ass kicked.Oh shit, dude!

He got turned on!What the hell, why are you just standing still?

He dodged the shit out of me, man.You think - I'll top it.GTA 6, do you think there's going to be a Trevor Phillips type of game?

I hope not not because I don't like him.It's just i'm tired of those characters.I just want them to be some cool realistic ones Realistic characters realistic is boring louis.

Not if they're cool like tom cruise.

All right guys.

Yeah Hey, do you guys know where tom cruise is?

I'm driving and talking.I want to shoot some fuckers in the face.How was that man?

I'm going there, man We should actually let him go and see if he could do it.Let's do this shit Okay, oh my baby.

Was there any way to do this quietly or we're gonna shoot these guys anyway I think we're gonna have to fight them No one said that the shipments were gonna blow Your body went flying Delirious hack that computer.I am I'm gonna download we're downloading delivery.Oh, yeah Big booty Latinos Why Latinos?Latinos?

You said big booty Latinos.It's all coming together with that BJ magazine, bro.

I can't breathe.You guys are right, we need to split up.We need to split up in teams.Hold on, we got some shit coming out.I didn't think that.

Oh shit I'm getting shot.I didn't realize that.Where are they?

Don't get shot, don't get shot, don't get shot.I'm fucking crying.Shoot these big booty Latinos guys.We only have four minutes.We gotta destroy this.Oh shit, alright.

Different vehicles.

Different vehicles then.Different vehicles.Let's get this.Where?This car?Alright, let's do this.

This one looks good for booty Latinos.

Alright, I'm gonna uh, I'm gonna get, I got sticky, I got sticky bombs ready.

You got sticky?

Yep, sticky bombs.

Listen, it was a typo.It was a typo, alright?I meant to put an A at the end, not an O. Where the fuck is he?He's across!Go across!

Go!Straight!Straight?Make a le - Yes!Come this way!Alright, straight!

Straight!Shortcut, man!Fucking shortcut!

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right!Right.Alright.We got a lead area now You sound like you're not on those fucking websites.You with your big booty.

I'm not on those fucking websites!

Bishop's Chicken.Why are we at Bishop's Chicken?I don't see that.I guess only I can do it.I guess only I can activate it and then we do it.Oh, you guys want to do the whole, uh...

Everybody take turns reading a word?Oh yeah, we all get one word.

We all get one word.

Alright, you...You want...Bikes!What the fuck?We'll...Get...

Bikes!Hi.Gosh.Bye.Hi.On.

Ah.Stash.In.

Downtown.We.Just.

Gotta.

Create.

Ah.Distraction.

Before.We.Fuck.Match.

Wait, oh, I thought I was gonna search.

And grab.For the day of the day.10 seconds.10 seconds.The LSPD.All right, yeah, yeah, we got it.

The.

LSPD or what?L. This is the worst shit we've ever done in our lives.

L. S. What?Really?Do we say P?P. D. R. Involved.

It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.Yeah, look at us.

Oh, we look cool.

Dude, I look way cooler.Yeah.Where's your jerrycan, dude?Where's your jerrycan?

Damn.

This vehicle is insane.

Did you just hit the knots?Yeah, are we murdering these guys immediately?Yes, we are.

They're trying to murder us.They're trying to murder us.Oh, shit.They're trying to murder us.Die, motherfuckers.Yeah, they were just chillin'.

They were - They were just - No, I'm gonna kill them, sir.

Yo, by the way, I kicked open that door.

Holy shit, dude, yeah.

We're here for your cocaine and your bitches!

Kill everybody already.

Here for your cocaine and, man.Oh, look at all the sugar, guys.

Dude, do we destroy this?Oh, yeah, you should get the alarm.Get the alarm.Oh.

Why - Why would we do that?Because we want -cops to come over here so we can go to the police station and take our vehicles.Act cool guys, act cool cops.

Yeah, we're not suspicious at all.

Why?

Oh, we're here.

We're here.It's fine.I was just getting off because we're here.I don't even know why we're here.Here we go.

We're stealing motorcycles.We could've went to a better place.

We're doing a lot of crime to do more crime.We could've...Shit.

Yo, we're breaking into the damn police station!

This is a lot of risk for two million dollars.

We could've got motorcycles anyway.It's true.I think the game forgets that, like, we're rich.There we go.

Alright, so we're gonna do all of this, we're gonna each get 500k, and then the aftertax is 250.What's this, what's this, what's this?

Nice.Run door, watch out!They're coming through the front door, they're coming through the front door!To the garage, to the garage!Oh, they're calling coordinates!Get in, get in, get in!

Oh, with the blue one?

This is sick, this is perfect!Wait, we have to shoot this?

I'm actually right behind you.

I did a couple quite well They're cops are here guys they know where the fuck they don't know where we are No good, did you just drown?Wait, Nogla destroyed the green one!Nogla destroyed it!

Save action replay.

Listen, I'm gonna need to speak - Nogla's almost off the lairs.They're coming around, Vanoss.They're coming around.Get out of here!You sounded like Wildcat.

Get the hell out of my house!Oh my god, there's so many fucking people here.You think I can, uh...We have to go out and get Nogla's bike.Hold on, hold on, hold on.Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I can get your bike, Vanoss.Why?

I stored it.You have to get my green bike?

Yeah, we gotta go back and get the bike.

Oh, we did it.Hell yeah.

Well, no, it says it's complete.I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.But it said on the prompt on the top left, it said, I have to, we still have to go get the other bike.You don't have a bike.

It's in the pool.We'll just fix it up.

Look at the bike that are here.

Oh, there's a, there's one missing.

Wow.You're fired.Let's see.

You know what guys?Cause I got this bike.I think I got to change my outfit.

There we go, yeah.Boom.Mine matches.This is my bike.

Fuck you, get out of here.Get out of here.This is my bike.Change it back to your guy.Perfect.I match.

I match.We match.

Okay.Until next time, guys.Bye.That was not a full video.

That was not a full video.

Are you fucking serious?It's been three hours.It's been three hours and we don't have a video?It's been two hours.Do you have a goddamn mind?Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.Wait a minute.These match the bikes.This is my car.

There's no audio working on the done on OBS right now Oh, you don't have it.

The audio said like the windows defaulted or something.Because I was fucking black ops.God damn it.Hold on.

Yeah, I thought you were going to say you were fucking black guys.

Let's take that.Let's take that.