GTA5 - Prepping the Prison Heist Again with Pasta! [Part 1]

Yeah, it was a hard day at work right there on top of roof and just look through scope Ow! mountains I was like I'm ready

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head to rocketmoney.com slash vanoss or click that link in the description. Thanks again to Rocket Money for sponsoring today's video. Okay, goodbye. Can I jump in front of your bullet? You can time it properly. One, two, three. 2 3 HWAAA TCHH Back in good old 2013 when the world was different. When people could stand jokes. Like this guy right here. Black Lives Matters!

Black Lives Matters!

You cop!

That's right. We're gonna go downtown, we're gonna protest. I'm gonna hit up all my f***ing white friends, we're gonna go protest. Black Lives Matters! Let's do this!

Hehehehehehe!

Guys?

In a cop car! I'm gonna go loot some shit right now. Wait. You want to do heist or no? Yes the year is 2013 We're gonna do some fucking heist. Don't be a f-

Oh no, then it has to be 2015 Wait, 2015

My pleasant- my president

My pleasant- My pleasant

My pleasant legions

I'm here

Oh

All right guys. I've traveled all the way from the future to talk to you guys. Listen, we gotta do the heist, but this time, with a bitch. It's okay, I can say that, it's 2013.

I know, but for real, if we're gonna do a heist, we actually do need some better outfits.

Alright, fine, let's go shopping. We need a new leash for that dog back here.

That dog needs a towel. You need a new leash for that dog back here. I know she's got the dog mask on but it still makes me laugh that she responds to being

called a dog.

I got a dog in me. You know what's funny?

Because the last time we played it was Linne and she was a dog.

Bitches unite!

I can't help it.

I don't know why with your top hat you like a magician you'd be like now kind of to me I want you to close your eyes

It's dressed like it's 2013 guys, okay. Oh people would go to the club, but they were like office wear

Do you remember that? No, we didn't work in an office. I was busy. No playing GTA and editing videos It's back then we were grinding All right. No, we won't be more doubt. We were illegally downloading Sony Vegas. All right, G Jen, bitch I had Adobe Premier legit shut the fuck up Louie shut up good Sony Vegas everyone at Sony Vegas we stole that shit we're doing doing a college class we're playing GTA and like we had to make up a

business and I made up like some YouTube business and like everyone during the presentation everyone was so skeptical I stormed out in slow motion and I did it I didn't leave that dorm room for months I came out as a YouTube fag I was just walking around doing exams and I was like, you know, I don't have to pass anything here. It's fine None of this matters. Yeah, none of this matters. Yep. Okay, and then I shot up the school

Oh, okay

Because this is America

No, it was Canada so you can't get guns there so Oh, oh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on your neck and you're not on an airplane. I was like, ooh that looks cozy. Alright, hold still for me for a second, I'm just gonna fix your collar. Oh shit, it didn't work. Fuck, you're supposed to die in one hit.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Edit it so she just dies in one hit. How much was that? How much was that neck pillow? That Versace neck pillow that you had? Uh, like pillow they are like six six hundred bucks got you you go take it take it take it hold on let me leave a little tip for her to hold on flipped over you gotta keep the fucking change

I think that's a cool line, Louie I'm gonna kill somebody, like let's say I murdered this guy right here

And I go, keep the fucking change

You like that?

Dude, that's from Home Alone

No it's not Home Alone is not out yet, it's 2013

Dude, it was out in the-

Yeah, that's right

It was out in the- AHH! Yeah, that's right. It was out in the 90s! Yeah.

Keep the fucking change. Alright guys, it's time to do the heist. We have our outfits.

Is it the pizza delivery heist?

No, first of all, it's a heist, not a host. Second of all, that pizza thing isn't even a heist. I wanna- I wanna drive pizzas to people that are hungry. That's gotta be honestly the hardest job in the world because like how could you not eat the pizza when you're delivering you know what I mean? Come on guys, huddle up the year is 2013 or 2015

we're doing the heist all over again except for these two, they've never done it before

Never done it, never invited I was in college

I was in Subway But this is your second chance this is your second chance all right this is your second chance when the analytics have got yes the analytics

have gone downhill John John grab a five-hour fucking yeah yeah you want to talk to me yeah we're gonna subway my chance why I never got a four million I'm talking in game I just realized my mouth is actually moving with the microphone. Okay, don't get banned. Don't say anything bad.

Too late! I already did get banned! I'm 2013 but I got money now! Every time he's doing that noise, you just see the graph of analytics is going upwards.

That's just funny.

That is funny.

Alright, welcome.

Welcome guys. Welcome to the heist room.

Oh hey, look at this, look at this. Hold on, look, look, look. What? Look who Terrorizer is playing with.

Who the fuck is that?

Who the heck is Bazehead0?

The fuck? Oh fuck

Traitor where's strelok? I want to know where strelok's in life

You guys invite me to get in the helicopter crash into the side of a fucking skyscraper

On YouTube and I'm late for work and then I'm fired remember that?

remember that?

remember that?

remember that time?

GG you made me play until 6 in the morning and then I got fired the next day from my

real job

well look where you are now. It was worth it. You guys are telling me, if we do this heist, I, by 2027, will have 4 million subs. Yes, yes, that is exactly what we were saying.

Fuck yes.

Alright, let's go. Let's do it.

Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. Before that though, he's gonna have to erase these guys you have to call Lester right now and have guys you have the phone okay you have to install Skype

he needs to erase them first he said zero is calling I just wish it was like an apartment where there's like a dead guy but like there's a

Skype that's still ringing.

Oh oh no no I hit the wrong button it says I'm looking for a job. I'm going back to subway. Stop it!

You gotta leave.

Oh no!

And just like that he lost his opportunity to do the heist.

Back to subway he goes. We That's just how he does.

We can always call Strelok.

No more 4 million subscribers.

Alex! We're back!

You know what's crazy, Pasta? Look at this. Look at the map of GTA.

Okay.

Does it look like a certain character?

Homer.

Yeah, exactly. The world's been giving me signs about Homer since the beginning. What am I looking at?

This is the whiteboard in front of you. Don't- hey, don't write- don't write on the board!

You're not the boss, don't write on the board!

Who the fuck's name is 4 million subs?

Everyone write your name on this side, the right side right here.

You're welcome.

Oh. Louis came from the future and he's like a GTA master because he like masturbates to this game every day.

Freak.

And he's gonna show us what we're supposed to do in this first heist because he remembers it.

He has photographic memory.

Okay, so one team is gonna break into the police station, the other team is gonna go to a cargo ship and steal a car. Alright, is that a... Cybertruck?

Do not draw a Cybertruck. Please do not draw a Cybertruck.

It is the gayest fucking vehicle on the road.

Okay, look, we need four people, okay? We have... One...

Two...

Three... And four millions!

I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. What's the objective?

What's the objective?

Alright, look.

We need to break somebody out of prison. Alright, we're doing a prison break.

Oh, I remember this one.

Alright, um, so we're gonna need, alright, Terra's gonna be our designated driver. Pasta, you can be our pilot, okay?

You're gonna pilot.

Oh, I can't fly a plane. I'll draw a plane for you. Alright, you know what? We should all draw our characters first, to be honest.

Yeah, because the name isn't enough.

It's not.

Why is Brian drawing Louis? This is not a good use of time, guys. Brian, you should draw your character. Here, I'll help you, Brian.

I'll help you.

There you go.

You fucker.

Okay, look, we need to have two teams. We need to have a station team and a cargo team. Okay. We gotta steal the car. That's gonna be our getaway vehicle.

We take it to the prison or not yet?

No, we're not gonna take it to the prison. We're gonna take it to a lot. All right, all right, got it, need it we're gonna need a bus. I'm gonna be honest though the prison guard and the prisoner are the hardest to play which I think Terrazer and Pasta should play them. We got to sneak the bus into the prison. Alright so we sneak them into the prison.

Oh it's like the chariot thing. You talking about Trojan horse? Trojan horse. So late for me.

So the editors could take Ryan's player model and Pasa's player model which is pretty much just a Louie and then a pile of piss and we could put those emblems above the horse.

Okay, we're gonna need to put a bomb in this car. Okay? We need to put a bomb in this car. Alright, alright. Let me draw this bomb. You're gonna draw an old-fashioned bomb? Shut the fuck up. Okay, that'll be you, Vano. That'll be you instead of Terazor.

So you gotta take his eyeball out. Okay, so take that orange owl and put it over...

No!

You ruined it! Why is it so thick? And then I'll fly the plane.

Owl or you will? I will. Alright, so we're gonna, you're gonna fly this plane. I'm just gonna take it around here just so we're not going through stuff. Oh, I should just replace that now. We're gonna fly above Homer. What do you think I've been doing? Above the welcome sign and then we're gonna go fly this,

where?

Flying it to Ireland.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Where are we flying it? I'm gonna get, it's in the water. Alright, we're gonna fly it to the water. This is like an instruction manual from like a fucking Chinese company that just like translated into English

and you bought it off fucking Amazon. You're like, I should have bought the other brand. But you're like, this one was like 5 stars but it was cheaper.

I say we split this up now on this one, it'll be oh yeah let's clearly split this up this is no this no I mean like for the next part the next part there's more brilliant yes we're gonna need a city hall team and the city hall team should be hosta and I and then the mansion team should be vanoss and um terrazer yeah we're the mansion team this looks like a child

that's been abducted it looks like their artwork of what happened

Alex! Do you wanna do a heist together?

These guys are fucking making me wanna kill myself

And then after that all of us will be considered to be the shit I'm gonna put flies around it. All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed our presentation. Good luck out there All right sounds pretty clear to me and then I hit Ryan the d-pad and it says it gonna cost me 25

This way you buy your way in all right, look at that that bald guy that's the guy we're breaking out

No, that's you when you drink wine Why is your hair red right I picked the wrong color all right we have a mustache he just interrupted his role playing i mean he's a rat but he pays where he went through this dude listen it's look at that it's on the board right there you see that we have it we drew it on the board we know what to do

we drew it better i explained this way better

yeah i haven't listened to anything he said. Oh, he's a Nazi.

Did you see that?

He's a Nazi. He's a Nazi. He's a Nazi.

I was thinking that's a hand gesture.

Louis didn't do any hand signals.

Cancel him. Cancel him.

Okay, so I'm with the pilot.

Brown team.

Louis is the pilot, right?

Front test. I'm pilot at the end. I can't drive a plane

Has their time to shine faster, this is your moment. Oh my god the world needs a woman pilot

Remember that one bitch she got she died, that's right Alright, here we go Is that the Oracle?

I don't know what car this is

Oh we're going Alright, here we go

Sorry

Oh shit, hold on, don't go so fast

Oh shit

How the fuck did that happen dude Oh shit It's okay we had one life. Is this faster?

Yeah it is.

It's definitely faster.

Wooooah!

Hey I landed! Come on Brian. Stop messing around. Stop messing around. Come on. Stop messing around.

Stop messing around guys.

Stop messing around.

Stop messing around.

Stop messing around.

Stop messing around. Stop messing around. Stop messing around.

Stop messing around.

Stop messing around.

That's a car.

Laughing.

Laughing.

Who are you laughing at?

Stop laughing. This is serious.

This is a really serious mission.

I'm wearing a mask. I don't want to be in here anymore

mask on put the mask on guys I'm sneaking in oh shit oh shit why are you getting so much I was switching guns no no I'm gonna die

gonna die gonna die gonna die you help me I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! I'm gonna get wasted, I died. Sorry guys, we just start over right now, okay?

Ah!

Oh, oh! My bad, my bad.

Wait, why are you carrying a flashlight?

Because it's dark outside, guys.

The fuck you think?

Take out the tractor! Whenever you get confused or in trouble, just remember I'm shooting pylons, those are not people. Just remember what we drew on the whiteboard. Just picture that big pile of shit. I'm gonna use a rocket launcher! No one stand in front of me!

Oh shit, I-

Oh, I almost-

Who's the professional flyer?

It's gonna be pasta.

Oh shit, that's me!

Okay, hold on, let me plug my controller back in. Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Oh my god.

Louie I'm so nervous.

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Okay, okay, okay.

Stop, okay.

Take your time.

Tap the left trigger while pressing RB. Now go down that runway by holding the right trigger and to turn use the left bumper.

Here we go.

There it is.

There she goes.

There you is. There she goes. Okay, go. Okay, so steering is with bumpers.

Yes.

Perfect.

Okay, okay.

Okay, I'm doing it.

Guys, my food's on the way. Jeffrey's on a motorbike. He's coming.

Oh, let's get the eggs.

Is he riding the bike that you're riding?

Yeah.

His character on the GPS just flew off the bike.

Imagine he takes a ramp and just tosses your

ties next. Yeah, probably. It's fucking guys. Just leave it.

Guys, I'm sideways.

I'm sideways.

I'm sideways.

You're on sideways sideways.

Which way is the car we're facing? You use the left analog stick to turn yourself around the same like I was in

that plane with what's happening

exactly what Kobe saw okay I'm highly

arrogant I'm highly you're not that high

we'll see you up for you

pull up you okay look look look look click the left analog stick don't turn You are not that high

Okay If you look out your left window, you'll see a grass field. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's just the base of the explosion just traveling through the field.

God dammit, Pasa, you get out. Oh God, oh God.

What does God have to do with this?

Then why are you bringing out God like that?

You guys mentioned God in a no-clip here.

Wait, what?

Oh, wait, what?

Yeah.

Close to the earth.

Hey!

I'm the realest. It's so invented, God.

Here we go.

Look at me go!

Look at me go!

If you triple tap Y, then it also brings it to open down.

I'm not doing that.

Do it, you fuck! Do it!

Do it, you motherfucker!

He didn't do it in time!

Jump out of the goddamn plane!

I think about it there, too.

I knew you were trying to...

Oh my sweet fucking Jesus, no way.

What?

Runway you're aiming for

What what not a runway? That's a taxi lane. You just keep going keep fun

Okay, it's over here, right? Oh my god

Woman that spent the past year going in and out of airports how the fuck do you not know what a runway looks like?

Oh, I don't think I'm making this guys.

There you go, yeah that's the red checkered flag.

Guys, I kinda did it!

Yeah, you did it, the most appalling way of an aviation lover.

You did it.

Turn, um, RB, RB, hold RB, hold RB. Let go of the right stick though

Okay

Back a little pull back a little something Left trigger left trigger hold up trigger hold up trigger. No don't turn like that. Don't do it. There you go there we go perfect landing

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god yellow dot gets the yellow dot I'm there

I did it!

I did it! I did it!

Oh my god

Take care of this

She's like

Piece of cake First try

That was awesome He's like wait a minute this is not my plane Let's do this New names on the board

Yeah and I did the plane.

It's a new era, Brian. It's a new era. The timeline is fixed. the next day it's a four million what cost

heaven's dead there is there before you click yeah you see where it says Heights clothing you can make it so that we can wear whatever we want it doesn't have to

be the um players saved and do that man oh yeah wait is my fucking mask oh yeah I have, I, oh! Oh, what the fuck? Oh, wow! What? What?

What?

What?

What?

What mission you been on?

What?

What?

What mission you been on?

She has like some weird-

I don't know.

Like, C-section scars.

I don't know, this is awesome.

I can't, oh, I can't look away from that.

Oh. Why do I have this? It's called W-O-O-O. By the way.

Whatever you get up to in private on RP. If you don't want to know. I never played this game. I don't know how to fly this plane.

Alright, let's go.

I'm a steel bus. Ow! What the hell, man? Get in get in okay go go go go go. Oh shit. We gotta we gotta we gotta help them

I got the bus driver. Wonder who lives in these trailers

Yeah, I feel like you don't with that accent

Hey, that's my neighbors

There's my trailer right there We're almost there We're really almost there

Hit a ramp

Hit a ramp

That was the slowest bus ever

Wait wait wait wait here they go oh my god fuck yeah

that was sick landed it

someone just shoot at me no run i'm out

no Come on! Come on! No!

That's right!

Get that man a four million. That was a fucking hard day at work right there. On top of a roof and just look through a scope.

Ow! Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I'm dead. I'm dead! I'm dead! There's a fucking hard day at work right there on top of roof and just look through scope Oww! I love this shit

I love this shit, he just gets shot and thrown across the street

I love this

I'm gonna show you the glitch behind the dumpsters

That sounds so creepy Hey girl, you wanna see the glitch finder down the street

what the fuck you're gonna show me like a tech deck or something press rb press rb by the hobo part yes now go all the way to the left side yeah bend over

it's such a cool glitch

That's cool. You're a hot dog. Let's do this shit, okay? So pasta and terrorizer are gonna pretend to be cops and go to the station and you and I are gonna steal the car We're gonna put a bomb in it. Okay. I hate my outfit. Yeah, look at me. I look so bad.

I look so stupid.

You look like such a woke Karen. You look like you'd steal a baseball from a kid at a Phillies game. I gotta steal a Phillies cruiser, huh?

Wait, you got this bike?

Hold on. I don't fucking know, dude.

Maybe we can find one parking on the killing bike.

Stop laughing! Why are you laughing?

Because this is like the worst bike in the game.

Shut up or I'll knock you off the bike.

All I got is a pistol. Brian you gotta get us out of here.

I got no shit woman!

I'm nervous. Okay I'm gonna take out the helicopter.

Oh you guys look so official.

Okay we've lost the helicopter.

You guys look so official. So official helicopter

Sick flip what's the line again? He says in drive gonna take a Marty

Come on guys just acts

Hey donuts coffee

Miranda writes you say your dad's a cop. You know he's he loved the donuts. No just say your dad's a cop You can take that my dad's a cop

Looker boy Hey, man.

I can't say fucking writer. That's not PC.

Amen, preach it sister. Yeah!

Yeah, let's go 2013 again.

Fuck the kids.

Shut up woman.

Wait, what did you say?

She said fuck the kids.

She could be a teacher. Oh, where did you guys go? Do you spectate us? Are you stare?

I don't know. Wait, what wait what?

They're having a cutscene. There it is. My dad's a cop. There it is

What's TGT mean the gaming terror you

So

No problem. Just rush hour. Did you watch for shower to the other day?

No, you're the right to remain silent anything you say can will be used against you in a court of law You have the right to an attorney and do you understand the words that come out my mouth they should do a remake but it's Bobby Lee and in Beetlejuice You come in a pink car and see that Where's the entrance?

Climb up here and then we can jump down I saw this in rush hour 2

Oh my god they're shooting my ass

KANA! Oh no! No! No!

What an idiot.

Do they have to do the cop thing again?

I think so.

Oh no.

They don't even know.

They don't even know.

They don't even know. Here we go, Louis!

Here we go! Don't get me! Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Come on!

We gotta clear like a John Wick movie.

Alright, go on right!

No one's there!

Coming up!

Where you going? Where you going?

Pfft!

Pfft! A serious mission. Will we- Is that good?

Yeah, it'll work.

Oh, we gotta shoot the lock. There it is, boom.

Home to Papa, here we go!

Look at that! I'm so excited!

Let's do this! Here we go! Into the sunset we go!

Yeah, that's right!

And that's why we got the motorcycle from my grandfather.

Hahaha! You're dressed! Hahaha!

Shut up!

Alright, we gotta lose the cops, man. We gotta lose the cops. Lou, I'm gonna hand you a fake mustache.

You're gonna wanna put that on.

Hahaha!

Hurry up with that car! You don't want to put that on. Shut up!

Yeah, you should worry about a lot more than that bitch! You might want to worry about the cum stains on the passenger seat.

Wait, no! Wait!

I don't know, dude.

Wait.

Gotta go off the ramp just for dramatic effects since we worked so hard for this vehicle To victory!

Away!

I swear to god if we fail this mission

We're not going to

Just like we said on the whiteboard guys We got the car, we got the bus Hey who the fuck are you? I'm taking over. Yeah, good luck. Hey watch out for the cum on the seats Don't worry about it Ryan, it was part of our mission you would understand if you were there Oh yeah, there it is, platinum, we did it

There it is, boom

Alright guys, we did it. We didn't even do anything but crash. Alright guys, we did it.

We did it guys.

Congratulations. How you feeling, pasta?

I feel just fine. There's your cut. Alright, until next time.

We'll continue finishing the setup to the heist.

And we will do the heist.

Well that sucked.

We gotta finish it next time.

Oh Brian, and all those people at Subway who were like, oh yeah, you're dumb for quitting Subway. And all the people who were like, oh you're dumb for quitting economics, you don't even know what you're doing. Oh, what's all this?

I don't think anyone ever said you're dumb for quitting.

Just send a video to those people, just send an email, video attachment, and then it's just me being like, oh what's all this?

You send this to your accountant, just an email.

Oh what's this?

Every single encounter I'm ever going to have that's like, oh what's this?

You're in a marriage and your wife's yelling at you, and you're just like, oh what's this? Just dollar bills hitting her in the face. She's crying. It's you playing Gmod prop one. What's this?

You know

If you want to say anything to end the session

You go, thanks Nova

This should have been a sore look that you can go inside look. Which one?

Right here in the corner.

Period rags.

Ewwww!

What are you talking about? That was supposed to be like rags that you use to like wipe the sweat off yourself after a period's done in hockey.

Not like 18th century, 17th century.

Those.

Those. Those.

Golden age periods. Yeah, at the end of the period of hockey you're like really sweaty so you need a rag or you might be bloody